/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Schedule: https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1469735005895151619

First original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGgEFoI9MhE
STREAM KING: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNIhngowViI
Myth or Treat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VupT9JCJaOY

Merch:
OMOCAT: https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en
Jackbox: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/TeeKOGame/af4e9e68d16887117726d6d95555d9f1/
AX: https://otakumode.com/shop/pickup/hololive_AX2021

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Previous Thread:

>>14658350

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GOOBYCRAFT!
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1471207322596921355

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>>14697139
Dual streams today?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg_5TOJJODQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRqF9_qliRw

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>>14697149
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRqF9_qliRw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRqF9_qliRw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRqF9_qliRw

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRqF9_qliRw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRqF9_qliRw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRqF9_qliRw

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>>14697183
yessssssssssss

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I'm in love with Gura!
Also: Fuck, I have work until 6.

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whoa, block game and gta!!! she spoiling us...

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>>14697174
2 STREAMS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

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Looking forward to Gura twice today!

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>>14697174
Ok who is this and what did she do to my Gura?

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>>14697260
She even mentioned GTA in minecraft prechat. She really is doing better at communicating.

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I'm happy, it means she finally takes time to ask someone with the IP change.
It only took her 1 month, that's a progress

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>>14697332
>ask someone with the IP change.
cover management are incompetent trash who lack useful channels for communicating critical information to talent.

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>>14697106
Gura’s armpits... T___T

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>>14697332
Is that what happened or did people assume it and Gura never denied it?

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>>14697304
>https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/realtime/supana/Mg_5TOJJODQ.html

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>>14697452
Gura has said in stream a bit ago that she couldn't connect to the server and seems a bit ignorant about the situation.
It also happen to Ame and Haachama (at least, I dunno about other holo) a few days after the IP change.

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maybe this calls for celebration

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I love her so much bros. So fucking much...

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Such a hardworking little shark.

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Gura... I think she missed chatting with us too :')

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groove coaster fell through or she wanna stream thrice?

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>>14697519
Gura didn't play because nobody is in the fucking server, watch streams

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What a pleasant surprise. I can now watch Ina clean her room and then switch to the shork. And I got tomorrow off so I can watch all streams. Being a Gura fan in the EU is sometimes pure suffering.

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I know is kinda dumb, but i hope that with the new oufit, perhaps she restart the temple construction

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>>14697629
Grove Coaster stream is on 17th, anonchama.

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>>14697174
DUDE wheres gura's car?

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>>14697691

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>>14697629
your schedule reps...

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>>14697631
I watch stream.
The thing you talk was in the one block challenge. But last week she also said she still couldn't log in the server. I think it was her last memberstream ? Or Big Brain challenge I don't remember exactly when

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>fly out to my family in the middle of nowhere
>miss out on double dose of shark
>area has shit internet service
>wont be able watch a stream or VOD until after the holidays
this is going to be tough chumbros

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>>14697629
Hey retard. Groove Coaster isn't until Friday the 17th

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>>14697722
She put it next to GTA V so it looked like they were both being streamed the same day.
I also thought that, until i checked the schedule carefully.
Honest mistake.

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>>14697739
It'll be alright bud. Focus on your family. Gura would want you to.

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>>14697739
Rough luck bud. It's bad, but when I have to miss streams I basically always wish I was back at home with her instead of doing whatever it is I'm doing, even if that's seeing family. I have an unhealthy parasocial relationship with Gura!

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>>14697783
Gura's schedules are deliberately misleading like that. She doesn't mark break days either.

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Looks like I was right about a double stream today. Though it wasn't members like I thought.

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What prompted Gura to play Minecraft this hard? Another weird ideas of hers?

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Oh yeaaaaaah

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>>14697734
>>14697631

So I check and it was ended at the end of the last member stream. (2:31:10) she said she wasn't able to connect to the server. So yeah she solves the issue pretty recently.

Don't tell people to watch stream if you don't watch them

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This artist have been drawing Gura nonstop lately.

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>>14697970
Based.

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>>14697970
found his oshi

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>Gura guerilla and double stream today

Huh? This isn't like her. What's this motivation?

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Groove coaster's Reflect MV is pretty cool

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Possible 3 hours of minecraft before heading into GTAV? That would be nice.

>>14697922
She said she wanted to play minecraft in a tweet but didn't do it that day and it wasnt' in the schedule that followed after. She just decided to put it here. Probably won't do another stream during that break day.

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>>14698008
Hopefully whatever she is working behind scenes is near completion.

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>>14698043
she'll start something else. gura worker

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>>14698033
I can see doing a tour of the server since it's been almost 2 month since her last stream on EN server.
I hope for a chill Minecraft/zatsudan stream before the comedy gold of GTA

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>There are 7 cynical schizos in this thread pretending that Gura never does guerillas or double streams and acting like they don't remember her saying she might add a stream this week.

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>>14698099
Gura almost never does guerillas and double stream days and should be praised when they do happen.

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>>14697945
source: my ass

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Ignore the bait

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wowie she must've been really sad about how insane her fanbase went when she was gone

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>>14698169
I give you the timecode for the last member stream.
https://mega.nz/folder/rYh0zRyI#aHRWvIjakhq8KiEIDRyosQ (it was unarchived)

You just prove yourself to be a complete retards and not a chumbuds

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>>14698099
>they don't remember her saying she might add a stream this week.
i actually dont. when did she say this?

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This is actually really cute, she'll wear her new outfit for Minecraft and then will likely say something about taking a shower and changing her clothes before GTA when she'll be back in her default

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>>14698257
Will green Gura make an appearance?

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>>14698269
With that thumbnail the chances are high!

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Of course it's on the one day this week I can't leave work early. Oh well, enjoy the double dose of Gura chumbuds.

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>>14698329
On the flip side, this is the one day this week I chose to work from home. I will enjoy the double dose of Gura, chumbud.

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>>14697629
She's playing it on the 17th because of the update on the 16th. She'll probably use that day to practice a bit, so she doesn't embarrass herself by failing at her own song.

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With Gura wearing her Atlantis outfit, I'm sure the MC Altantis project will get brought up. Maybe she'll even be motivated to work on it a bit.

But even if not, I'm sure I'll enjoy whatever she does. A chill MC zatsudan would be nice too.

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https://youtu.be/WITXl6QLL2Y?t=4008
>ARMS
>Mordhau
>Cooking Stream
>Smash with Kronii
We only got one of these, did she not get permissions or are those streams just not happening?

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I hope goober isn't in the path of this wind storm. I've got a bunch of customers with internet outages right now in the midwest.

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Anon who can't dream here. I finally dreamt, and of Gura no less!
She was sleeping on top of me while I ran my fingers through her hair and hugged her tightly.
Absolute bliss, it's a shame it was so short.

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>>14698446
I can definitely see that being the case. I might even end up buying that game just for Gura. I don't think I've even played a rhythm game before. I'll probably suck at it.

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>>14698489
New chumbud?

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>>14698520
well don't worry she still might get taller someday

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>>14698520
Wow, congrats. Wish I could have the same. My most recent dream of Gura was playing a game with her, but that was still pretty nice.

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>>14698520
Gura aside, now I'm realizing that my dreams never have a tactile component and I feel like I'm missing out.

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>>14698693
Tactile sensations are pretty rare in my dreams as well, and I don't think I've ever smelled something in my dreams. I could taste while eating something once or twice, though.

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>>14698520
I had a dream after her stream last night that during it she accidentally showed her iPad homescreen and then panicked and ended the stream

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>>14698008
I like to think she wants to chat with us today and she cant really do that with GTA.

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>>14698269
>>14698288
RGB complete

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>>14698819
I think she could have done it in a members stream but whatever, public streams are fine too.

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Where's her car dude?

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>>14698693
>I feel like I'm missing out
You are. Tiny, warm body, gentle hugs, delicate breaths, soft silk-like hair.
It was amazing. It'll never happen again but by the gods, I am ready to die. My life is fulfilled.

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>Gura starts streaming when I start work
Oh I hate this...

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>>14698247
https://youtu.be/fH2L5O8CmOM?t=4105
Right here.

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>>14698819
Same, it has been a while. I was watching an old minecraft vod this morning actually, really had me missing those streams. Perfect timing goowa!

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Ina is doing a room cleaning stream and eating. Do you think Gura would ever do a stream like that?

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>>14699368
sure, maybe

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Yooooo minecraft stream out of nowhere.
really glad I got out of work a bit early today.

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>>14698936
Public streams are fine. Chumbuds are hungry for attention. Shrimps had 2 streams, while the rest only had some shitty collabs.

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>>14698936
Hey man as much as I hate grey fags in chat its still not fair to starve them of my shark wifes content.

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>>14699368
She already vacuumed on stream, what else do you want.

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>>14699459
Yeah, the greys deserve some love too. But not as much

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>>14699368
She's done chores during superchat readings before.
>remembering when I folded my laundry with Gura and it was like we were doing it together
Heh...

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>>14699537
Yeah, once. Twice if you count the vacuum stream.

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>>14699478
Yeah, that was nice.
>>14699537
True, and that's why a whole stream of stuff like that would be even better. It would feel like I'm just hanging it with Gura in her room...

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https://files.catbox.moe/3xpx54.mp3

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>>14699575
It's not like doing that all of the time is seen as a normal stream activity. Asking her about it is how you get the thought in her mind in the first place.

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>>14699621
This is some kind of friend/GFE kinda stream i didn't know i wanted...

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I just want her to do a quiet talking/asmr stream
but none of that rubbing and noise shit. I just want to hear her voice.

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>>14699673
I love this.

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>>14699871
I agree, I don't like the rubbing much. There's always too much crackle.

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>>14699871
>he doesn't want to hear Gura's feet

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>>14699871
I've had this memory resurface where in one if her asmr zatsus she jokingly keeps saying "ASMR" very close to the mic and it just sends me to heaven.
If i wasn't broke i would renew my membership asap and look for it right now.

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I like cunny

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Holy shit I just got back from work, been looking forward to GTA all day only to see she's playing block game in like 25 minutes, I love life

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>>14699976
im talking about the lotion, the ear cleaning all that weird trigger shit. she wants to rub her feet on the mic like the glass,or in my mouth then I'd happily oblige.

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Cute shark soon!

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So will she play on the server or singleplayer to check out Caves & Cliffs?

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>>14700289
So if chuubas can show their hands on camera with gloves on, theoretically she could show herself rubbing her socked feet on the ASMR mic.. Just imagine, little shark socks.. Fuck

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I'm so glad I woke up from my nap and checked my phone. Double Gura today!!!! UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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>>14700392

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>>14700392
That's a bit too much even for hololive.

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>>14700392
I can totally imagine her in these

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>>14699871
i can never get too into asmr

i just imagine them rubbing and tlking into that stupid ass head shaped mic and it takes me right out

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>>14700289
Fuckers like you are one of many reasons why she hasn't done another ASMR stream.

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>>14700569
I hate ASMR but I love Gura's voice so hearing her all whispery and high def is very appealing to me, even if I don't get all the sensory tingly bullshit

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Do you remember how she bought scented crayons on stream?

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>>14700611
I remember how she never did a followup smell review like she should have

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>>14700597
Yeah the thought of 1,000's of the sort of people she saw at that Dallas expo jerking off to her voice probably makes her nauseous

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>>14700640
Smell review but she just goes through her own laundry basket

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>>14700611
Did she actually buy them though?

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>>14700419
It's a regular Gura but they repackaged it this way to make think you are getting extra. Cover is genius.

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>>14700598
this, pretty sure that sensory trigger stuff is bunk.
but sharks voice...

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>>14700681
It isn't. I'm sorry for your loss.

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>>14700681
it does work for some people but not on me

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>>14700704
eh, somehow I will live anon.

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>>14700598
This, sorta like it's 3am and you're both in bed next to each other unable to sleep and she just starts whispering cute things in your ear

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>>14700663
Only Gura knows.

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>>14700681
It's a bit like anything, you have to convince yourself first, if you go into it sceptical you won't feel anything, if you completely let go, clear your mind and get really good headphones, I think you'll experience it

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>>14697833
idk about "deliberately", more like she's just careless

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>>14698446
>because of the update on the 16th.
On 16th 00:00 JST.
The update was released.

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>>14700732

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>>14700921
chumbros......would you get in bed with this smug samegaki???

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>>14701013
Of course

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>>14701013
Of course.

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>>14701013
Of course.

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>>14701013
Of course

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>>14701013
Of course

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>>14700921
no because we wouldn't make it to the bed

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>>14701143
Rhombus, curse you...

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>>14700921
A few moments later: https://files.catbox.moe/om8t1m.jpg

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>>14701013
Anyone who says no is a fucking faggot

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>one minute passes
>same doko
every time...

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soon

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shark time shark time

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Stream starting, chumbies!

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>>14701301
>not typing it one second after the scheduled time
ISHYGDDT

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>>14698329
I managed to get my team to finish early enough to catch the stream. Life is good!

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Cute

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Gura seemed so excited to play her Christmas BGM this month but has only done it once

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hewwwwwoo

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We're never seeing old outfit again, aren't we? KEK

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>>14701524
Anon, it's only been a few days

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Wanted to stream earlier but she had something to do I guess.

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>>14701524
I think (and hope) she will use shark hoodie in more comfy/cozy streams

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>>14701604

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>>14701507
>gura seemed so excited to [do thing]
>but has only done it once
standard

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>>14701524
i bet a 100 bucks she will use the old one during GTA

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>>14701594
It's been a week.

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>>14701507

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>feel like shit
>get home from doctor's office
>guerrilla Gura stream with 1:30 on the countdown
the day is saved

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>>14701524
We will but she’s definitely used this outfit more in the first couple of days than she did with catshark

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>>14698819
You win.

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>>14701524
The OG outfit is as iconic as Pekora's bunnysuit, it's never going away and for good reason.
The catshark outfit though? Good riddance I say.

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>>14701631

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She's so cute already

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>14701524
I'm just so happy she loves her new outfit

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No. 1.8 yet for them.

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Imagine how depressed Pekora will be when the biggest stream of her career still won’t beat Gura’s outfit reveal. Too funny.

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I love how everyone keeps saying 1.8 instead of 1.18

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Wait wtf they havent updated?
It takes like literal seconds to do....

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I taste like Gura.

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>>14701834
fuck off numberfaggot

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>>14701691
Yay! What do I win?

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She sounds so cute today bros

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>>14701834
Go back
>>14698293

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>>14701883
2-3 hours of Gura zatsudan block gaem.

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ahhh cute noot noot!

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I hope we get super chat reading but I also want 3 hours of minecraft.....

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>>14701834
Sometimes I wish someone like Sora/FBK would just be nr 1 in every metric so numberfags would fuck off

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>stop motion
Gura, the ponys...

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Gura wanted to do stop motion with legos but it didn't look good.

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B*******TV confirmed.

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>>14702046
I laugh remembering it

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How is it possible for Gura to be this cute...

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She's so energetic, I love it.

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She's so excited today bros...

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>>14701834
Gura won’t show it but she’ll revel in being unmatched with that 190k. Pekora is a fading star

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You heard the girl, give her your memes

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>>14697260
Dead shark theory looking stronger than ever

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I hope nobody submits the Gura breeding lore chart

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All memes on the table it seems, even if the VOD gets unarchived.

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I MISSED HER SO MUCH

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>>14702064
She was also a naive little girl like any other girl, warms my heart seeing how much she has grown since her early days.

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>i dont have a reddit account
based

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>Still pushing the foot meme videos
Why do people not realize when things have run its course

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>>14702165
yeah, who would do that?

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>>14702133
normal Gura died of ""flu"", only Wide Gura streams now

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>i dont have a reddit account
BASED

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And of course the doxfags can't contain themselves

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>>14702231
You better not or I'll touch you.

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>i don't have a reddit account
>can tiktoks be funny?
BASED SHORK

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Kind of funny that Gura doesn't have a reddit account but understandable.

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>>14702251
What? Who?

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is she talking about this?

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I HOPE SHE SAYS 'FUCK GTA' AND DOES MINECRAFT ALL NIGHT

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>>14702223
>still not realising its not just a meme

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>>14702316
i believe so

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>>14702330
stfu i need my psycho murder shark

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I swear to fucking god you fucks better not send that gay ass orb meme garbage to her

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>>14702330
fuck you

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Razzin'

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>>14702296
>>can tiktoks be funny?
idk about reddit but she's def lying when she says she doesn't use tiktok

source: she makes alot of references to them

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>>14702382
I'll have to ponder it. heh. But in all seriousness I probably won't send her anything

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>>14702382
I'm just going to send absurdist shit I picked up in twitch 2view mediashare streams.

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>>14702382
pondering my shorb

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>>14702371
>he hates minecraftsudans

gtfo imposter

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>>14702407
Just cause she references the memes doesn't mean she uses tiktok, probably just sees them reposted in discord

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>>14702407
didn't she say she watched tiktok compilations on yt?

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>>14702407
She's said she watched tiktok compilations on youtube

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>>14702407
she could be seeing them reposted on other platforms

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>>14702478
Of cute animals and such, yeah.

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Now that the dust has settled, rate the rigging on the new outfit.

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>>14702538
4

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>gawr gura ge-
I see.

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>>14702538
6/10, they did their best

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>>14702538
Better than the previous outfits. Nuff said.

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>>14702382
I hope its 100% Sneed memes

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>>14702382
>>14702407
Gura is an /x/phile. Give her cryptid memes. Bigfoot specifically.

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>>14702538
It's not bad. And the more I see it, the more I like it. 7/10

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>>14702538
Looks fine, slightly improved?

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>>14702454
fuck off her GTA streams have been the most fun streams recently

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TRRIMMING GURA GROTTO!

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>>14702538
Compared to her other outfits?
10/10
In general?
5/10

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They have 1.18 but the server hasn't been updated to 1.18. I bet there will be a flood of minecraft playing when that happens.

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>>14702592
Uoh?

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>>14702538
Dude did his best, I salute.

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>>14702478
>>14702490
>>14702517
>>14702476
meh, she's usually pretty timely with them

do not ask me how i know this

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>>14702454
No I don't, I just love the GTA stuff more, that's why I'm glad we get both today, will hopefully be watching Gura for like an almost solid 6 hours, stoked

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>>14702592
just a nice little white and blue landing strip remaining

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Haunted house confirmed for next year. lol

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>Mansion mention
Rrat slain

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>>14702660
Well I've never downloaded the app, and I get the references cause the decent ones get posted on telegram, and here sometimes

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Gura didn't even touch it for the two weeks before the deadline lol

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is gonna hang out with us instead for Christmas

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She can't see her family :(
But she is streaming lots :)

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We get to hang out with Gura for christmas. Holy shit best oshi ever.

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This bgm kinda litty not gonna lie.

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Spending Christmas with Gura ...

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>NO CHRISTMAS BREAK
PRAISE BE TO OMICRON

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>>14702589
gta is a lowest common denominator game. black culture and criminal culture is shit. i'm proud to skip cultural garbage

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I wish she could see her family, but I can't wait to spend christmas with gura!

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Well, it looks like she'll be streaming a lot on Christmas since she can't see her family for some reasons. Plans probably fell through. We'll be keeping her company.

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>>14702577
>/x/pilled Gura
Maybe she'd like something like pic related?

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Does this mean that Gura's family is unvaxxed? Why the fuck would she not be able to see them?

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YEEESSSSS CHRISTMAS WITH GURA!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Another Christmas with gura, we are gonna make it lads...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14702763
How bout you go get some bitches on ya dick, nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>14702731
>spent so many hours on it off stream!
kek this lying bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>14702763
>he doesn't remember the gura blm tweet
lurk

[Anonymous No.]

>>14702763
Dumb, Gura's having lot of fun in it and she doesn't even suck ass at game mechanics because of online experience. It's fucking great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14702763
good thing nobody cares about you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14702796
She's a pewds fan so if you just send her that kind of semi-edgy humor you'll be golden

[Anonymous No.]

>>14702832
Pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14702796
Ha, got a sad chuckle out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14702763
Looks like someone needs to get Lamar'ed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14702837
That moment she did the speedrun strat by shooting the biker and avoiding the chase was sick

[Anonymous No.]

>>14702763
.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14702837
I can't believe gura beat the mission ame failed enough times to ragequit. And here i thought gura would be even more clueless than ame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14702916
I didn't even knew you can do that and I've certainly never seen anyone do this on stream.

[Anonymous No.]

i love her so much...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14702823
>people literally complained here about her playing off stream when they stalked the server
>she’s lying!!!!!
Obviously she lost steam before Halloween but she played a lot off stream before that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14702945
I only know cause of DarkViperAU's GTA run where he completes the entire game without taking any damage

[Anonymous No.]

>>14702936
typo? Ame was in bad place though and I laughed very hard at her ragequit

[Anonymous No.]

>Birb x Clock Diablo 2
FUCK I'm conflicted but watching shark.

[Anonymous No.]

Kinda funny that Gura is streaming over Kiara right now

[Anonymous No.]

I remember a certain Nene moment very well

[Anonymous No.]

>>14702330
kill thyself
nice bait btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703000
The mission where trevor steals the bikers planes. To finish the mission you have to land the plane and park it. Ame couldn't land it at all so she ragequitd hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>shes going to use the Ourlytra
>best night ever

[Anonymous No.]

>Watson's membrane
>Did she break it yet?
LMAO this samegaki

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703090
There's a lot to be inferred, but that kinda talk belongs in global.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14702882
sorry to break it to you chumbuddy but she fucking loves black people

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703111
yeah I know Ame ragequit it was funny as fuck though I count as worth it, am drunk sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703148
She was talking about the Elytra

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703104
Nene is clinically depressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14702882
you got baited

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703162
>43QT
Fake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703162
She means on their necks you retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703162
>KOSOVO

[Anonymous No.]

Gura almost drooled on herself again

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn spend Christmas alone with Gura, wrapped up in a blanket, comfy and warm watching vtubers, and random weird YouTube videos until falling asleep with her in your arms.

[Anonymous No.]

I won't be alone on Christmas...

[Anonymous No.]

is there a discord full of bored hobbyless faggots dedicated solely to shitting up this thread or something

[Anonymous No.]

Still as bad at aiming as before against that skeleton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703175
Cheers mate, if i didn't have to go work tonight i would be also celebrating this blessed day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703162
I CAN'T SNEED

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703263
unironically yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703162

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703263
Who are you even talking about, the couple posts about Kiara? This thread is amazing right now compared to how it's been for most of the past month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703263
Yes the Teamate discord has a raiding channel and they just kind of shit up everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703162
She changed her opinion since then anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703246
I seriously can't keep living like this...

[Anonymous No.]

she's gonna be making fortnite references for the next three months

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703162
>it's real
gura... why...
bros... i can't watch anymore...

[Anonymous No.]

Top tier scream

[Anonymous No.]

chaos

[Anonymous No.]

gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703348
Link.

[Anonymous No.]

LMFAO SHE DID THAT ON PURPOSE

[Anonymous No.]

Kek that creeper on the boat

[Anonymous No.]

Oh nyo, she blew up Miko's house

[Anonymous No.]

Gura.... the fuck dude

[Anonymous No.]

She's baby

[Anonymous No.]

>Closes door

[Anonymous No.]

gura...

[Anonymous No.]

Kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703414
are you retarded my man?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

they really should turn off mob griefing at this point

[Anonymous No.]

a rare hoocha!

[Anonymous No.]

>hoocha
bros it's been so long

[Anonymous No.]

POG

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703489
nah its better this way

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703489
no way, management spawned creepers are hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703246
>>14703342
fuck man I'm so alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703489
if they did that then all of the minecraft purists would start whining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703162
>a woman has bad opinions
tell me more about how i should be mad.

[Anonymous No.]

Nice job cute retard

[Anonymous No.]

>full health and food
>full diamond
>enchants
>trident
>runs from 2 zombies

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura cumming in Bae's back door.

[Anonymous No.]

my wife is extra fucking retarded please forgive her Migo

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703489
no,creepers make things more exciting and funny

[Anonymous No.]

ASMR MENTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703414
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1326355021093498880

[Anonymous No.]

welp RIP ASMR forever

[Anonymous No.]

ASMR completely dodged by her ADHD

[Anonymous No.]

>2nd foot compilation
kek

[Anonymous No.]

"ASMR is for faggots and cucks" -Gura

[Anonymous No.]

I love flurrybolt

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703600
ASMR REJECTION

[Anonymous No.]

>open gura stream
>i'm bad at ASMR
>...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703610
fuck

[Anonymous No.]

the bottle of rum I'm having is totally worth it for the stream, she's so high energy and chatty

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703610
>it's true
bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703610
Holy fuck, it was real all along?

[Anonymous No.]

Her asmr was kino though

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703546
Same, her streams cause me more pain than enjoyment lately. Loving someone you'll never meet is a special kind of torture. Knowing you're too ugly and autistic to even meet anyone like her either just makes it worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703610
>isreal

[Anonymous No.]

Man, she really doesn't want to do ASMR. Hopefully we'll at least get another soft talking stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703610
I'm literally shaking right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703642
what she means is she doesn't like thinking about 1,000's of losers jerking off to her voice

[Anonymous No.]

Im so proud of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703698
try fapping less and get a hobby that involves doing shit with your own hands

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is a percussionist at heart, I am so happy

[Anonymous No.]

>uuuugghhh ASMR
>changes the subject
Well fuck me seven ways sideways, no more ASMR never. And I wanted it so fucking bad. Fuck, I hate it so much, aaaagh.

[Anonymous No.]

Bless this shark, she had demands for her shill map

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703705
I'm surprised we ever got such an erotic ASMR out of her. Chumbuds should be used to Gura regretting her life choices and burying her past as hard as she can, at least it happened once.

[Anonymous No.]

You might be worthless, bit I still love you chumbuds.

[Anonymous No.]

Based Gura not wanting babies to play her song

[Anonymous No.]

it says 13 for master though...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura getting excited for her song map and the trailer with the official Switch bumper is adorable. I'm very proud of my shark wife!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703761
I was saying she's embarrassed about it for like 7 months and everybody said no, hope this settles it once and for all. Basically guaranteed no more ASMR ever again

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703723
>try fapping less
not him but that just makes work hours a literal pain in the dick

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura reenacting Cask of Amontillado in Miko's house

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703600
>>14703615
>>14703622
>>14703636
>>14703642
>>14703702
>>14703761
Its amazing that people were able to cope this long when she straight up said she doesnt like asmr multiple times.

[Anonymous No.]

Last console I had was NES. Should I get switch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703698
Put your life savings into a big akasupa for Gura before you end it all, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>gura as new

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703862
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703847
kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703862
How about a walking stick, grandpa

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703833
Non-coomer here (fap ~3 times a week) how the fuck does this happen

[Anonymous No.]

The one time I don't watch the thread I get got

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703848
Good thing I'm not really that into ASMR, but I'm hoping that doesn't mean no to soft talking too as I really liked the ocean stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>talking about a shill stream the day after
She loves the game confirmed 100%

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703907
Jokes on you I inherited one from my late grandma after I sprained my knee in gym.

[Anonymous No.]

why gura always minecraft when nobody online

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703911
Coomers gonna coom anon.

[Anonymous No.]

BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703945
I still have fauna, I'll accept my losses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703953
Yeah, I was about to say where's all the people saying she's only pretending to like it now? lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Does any anime girl game does it?"
Gura... Your grammar reps...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703953
don't use logic here, she obv hates it and only played it cuz cover forced her to lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703953
She likes lolis you tard.
I jerk off to BA hentai all the time but ill never play that shit ass game.

[Anonymous No.]

SMELL
>SMELL
SMELL
>SMELL
SMELL
>SMELL
SMELL
>SMELL
SMELL
>SMELL
SMELL
>SMELL

HNGGGGGGHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704033
she called it really weird, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703848
she's fucking advertising it as a member benefit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703958
Sasuga gawr harold poster.

[Anonymous No.]

DIAPER BROS????????????/

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703848
Then why is it still listed as a membership perk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704027
Where in my post did I imply she didn't like loli?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703911
I work from home so there is nothing stopping me besides meetings from closing my laptop and cranking one out so i can concentrate

[Anonymous No.]

She's gonna bury the zombie in a boat to hide the evidence!

[Anonymous No.]

>we should build a giant diaper
Gura is very RAW today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703953
I believe she liked the feature she talked about, hearing your own name pronounced by the characters in game, but I don't think she enjoyed the game

[Anonymous No.]

>starting this argument again

[Anonymous No.]

She stopped herself from saying Funko Pop lol

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura shittalking Funko Pops
basado

[Anonymous No.]

FUNKO POPS SUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>she hates funko pops
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704083
>>14704116
>additional streams such as
nowhere does it promise asmr, gtfo here

[Anonymous No.]

she's tricking us into thinking she doesn't like ASMR so she can blindside us with a samegaki teasing ASMR stream when she hits 5 mil

[Anonymous No.]

What's the deal with funko pops why can't she say it

[Anonymous No.]

>I love Nandos!
UK bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704136
that one asian-american colleague of mine can never know
>>14704148
nigga that's the most concentrated UOHS I've heard in my life

[Anonymous No.]

Funko's are the worst. Nendo supremacy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704083
>>14704116
>anon has been membered for 13 months waiting for the ASMR
Roru. Rumao. Don't even try to take the fake moralfag muh false advertisement stance, you have access to her schedules and what types of member streams she did, you know there ain't no ASMR here chief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704136
I think you might get a laugh out of this anon https://youtu.be/IW3lhfVpLL4

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704205
are you illiterate or mentally ill?

[Anonymous No.]

figma balls lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704185
God she is so perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704209
maybe doesn't want to burn any bridges in case cover wants to make a deal with them, god forbid they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704236
it's a lie and you're a fucking faggot for defending it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704304
stay mad discord nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704229
>nigga that's the most concentrated UOHS I've heard in my life
It wasn't even the most uoh Hololive stream, anon. Watch more streams.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does this board not like funko pops I thought yall were into lame shit like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704304
MUH MORALSSSSS
MUH DECEPTIONNN
AHH GODD I'VE BEEN MEMBERED FOR 13 MONTHS WHERE'S THE PRINCESS ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704339
Sorry I stopped watching JP once EN really ramped up.
>>14704367
Who is that and why should I know about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704136
You have an addiction, seek help

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704367
NIGGER

[Anonymous No.]

>>14699368
With enough pressure she will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704367
they're the definition of soulless

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704243
seems like you're illiterate. 'such as' is used to convey that the items after it are merely examples. it doesn't promise that the examples will be delivered upon. the only hard promise in the membership perks is 'additional streams'. cry moar tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704367
funko pops look like ass and are only bought by normies. I totally don't have 2 of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704168
she didnt say it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704390
What sort of fag hasn't been membered for 14 months?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704367
they're basically all the same soulless, ugly figure with different hair and clothes

[Anonymous No.]

SHE'S SO HAPPY

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704435
mentally ill, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704423
Ah okay, the nendos look like shit to me as well so I was confused.

[Anonymous No.]

All those doomposters BTFO. She was just getting over her sickness and it just took a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704367
funko pops are reddit tier

[Anonymous No.]

Gura eats me to become happy again

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704367
you gotta be shitting me

[Anonymous No.]

GURA WILL EAT ME, LATER LOSERS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704503
Nendos look way better, though. They're actually cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704499
>can't make a counter argument
>muh mentally ill rebuttal
lol cope harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704405
Compared to JP holos, Gura's reaction to lolis is pretty tame.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't wait for Gura's song, my shark has achieved so much

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE HER.
WHY IS SHE SO CUTE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704503
Well you just have shit eyes then

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704524
I'm sorry but a lot of the stuff that hololive puts out is lame as fuck and it gets praised here, I don't see the difference between that and funkos

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704542
pathetic, bootlicking mentally ill pussy faggot. that's you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704599
seethe

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704503
I agree I'm not a huge fan of the nendos and scale figures are much better, but at least they have some cute faces and emotions and shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704599
cope

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

BABY NIPPLES

[Anonymous No.]

LMAO Gura's reaction is amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704239
I always love a good bit of David Mitchell

>>14704229
>that one asian-american colleague of mine
nah, its just having a 4chan tab open all day increases the likelihood of getting aroused tenfold since i'm on 3 blue coomer boards, /tg/ /vp/ and here

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704548
someone post the nene webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704599
utterly malding

[Anonymous No.]

>gura miko gta collab
>they both say n-word
>my life is complete

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704599
you could've fit more buzzwords in there. pathetic attempt really

[Anonymous No.]

>THANKS, GOYS
GURA NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704792
Is your life really that pathetic?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is way too happy. I said it.

[Anonymous No.]

>is that a buttcrack?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704750
I don't have the link anymore, but there's this soundpost >>14703104

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704839
>"This damn semitegaki!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704801
>>14704754
>>14704638
>>14704625
>actually it's fine for gura to lie to people
you are actual fucking filth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704898
she got laid

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704898
All because of me

[Anonymous No.]

Gura please with polar bear butts. lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704944
yeah, by me.

[Anonymous No.]

>Polar bear cheeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704944
Yeah, by me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704937
cope

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704944
Yeah, with me.

>>14704949
>>14704989
>>14704997
All me btw

[Anonymous No.]

So many rrats destroyed. Thanks Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704944
All me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704944
she played cunny archive before stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704937
Keep throwing a shitfit because Gura forgot to change one sentence, maybe you'll have an aneurysm and die sooner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704937
There's no use anymore. /ggg/ has been completely overrun by the worst of her fans. This is what happens when you don't gatekeep.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish she would turn the BGM off now I'm starting to hate it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704937
I find it cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705058
>throwing a shit fit like a toddler when you dont get your way makes you the best fan
makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

I love my dumb oshi

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit she is so incredibly retarded.....

[Anonymous No.]

Chat is very terrible at giving directions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705073
I enjoy the IQ drop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704937
seethe

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705145
No Gura is actually just that stupid.
She read other side and ran farther to the side she was on.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we just talk how quality this stream is for a moment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705058

[Anonymous No.]

Boxes o' foxes

[Anonymous No.]

It's it possible to find a girl that's even a 1/4 like her??

[Anonymous No.]

Gura found the fox breeding room. Too bad she didn't hear the sound of it when it happened during Kronii's stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>BREEDING
BREEDING
>BREEDING
BREEDING
>BREEDING
BREEDING
>BREEDING
BREEDING
>BREEDING
BREEDING

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705248
It's very refreshing having just a chill chatty stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705248
You think this is quality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705283
Yes but not for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705283
yes, but in order to get her you have to stop being an autistic faggot. aka mission impossible

[Anonymous No.]

Mumei what the ever loving fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705320

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705283
They're out there, go find her chumbud!

[Anonymous No.]

Gura simply laughs as she witnesses the foxes suffocating themselves

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705304

[Anonymous No.]

The bidet....

[Anonymous No.]

Gura please

[Anonymous No.]

>smells like her
Like shit?
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705385
One thing I love about her is she doesn't give a fuck about killing animals in game, so many girls, especially cutesy girls, act like they love the pixel animals, meanwhile Gura is just like "Eh fuck it I'll TNT with cats right there, if they die they die"

[Anonymous No.]

she uses the bidet to spray her anus with water to wash the poop off, gura. is that what you want to hear? is it?

[Anonymous No.]

Yes, Gura. Page 1 is page 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>pinned to the bed
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705480
I feel bad when I kill pixel animals...

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura calling out inconsistencies in fanfic
based

[Anonymous No.]

Wait I tuned out, both of stream for the last few minutes and minecraft for the last few months how tf is the furniture like that? Half crafting tables, diamond texture in the toilet. etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14704540
See you later turd

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705480
She's a country girm with cattle experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705556
That's because Gura is more based than you

[Anonymous No.]

kek Reine

[Anonymous No.]

>What does reconcile mean
I really hope she's fucking kidding

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705569
its been in the game for a really long time. The pillows are banners and the other blocks are just crammed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705415
Breeding.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705623
She's not actually that dum, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705569
it's just a lowered armor stand with a diamond helmet

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705623
defenestration

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705585
She's also a shark and it kinda makes sense that she wouldn't have much of a problem killing animals, just as it makes sense Fauna not killing them

[Anonymous No.]

Ow my sides

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's waiting in the bed for Reine after reading her fan fiction. Gura's harem increases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705654
Yes she is. She has shown a massive lack of vocabulary many times over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705654
Kiara: Grades 1 to 5
Gura: What about 3 and 4?
you be the judge

[Anonymous No.]

>REINE
>OUR LEGS INTERTWINE
>DID WE TAKE THE BRONY SIGN?
my fuckin sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705654
zoomer shark no read

[Anonymous No.]

How does she not know what reconcile means? I'm ESL and I'm always in awe at Gura's vocabulary and eloquence.

[Anonymous No.]

GURA IS GASLIGHTING ME

[Anonymous No.]

>Are you hearing things again?
The voices...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705753
'tism

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no she's writing fanfiction again

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705659
okay that i actually suspected but
>>14705629
>the other blocks are just crammed.
crammed? it looked like there was a crafting table that gets cut off half way for a white block, but when she was on the other side they were full tables
I'm not up on all of these """glitchy""" building methods

[Anonymous No.]

does it count as fanfiction if it's written by a first party?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705806
G canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705806
I do too.
>self insert story
yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705832
they're usually called manifestos

[Anonymous No.]

Kronii keeps a harem of endermen

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705786

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else remember the shark killer meme? kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705883
>COLONIZATION
>REFUGEES
>UNITED WAR
im gonna need to see some excerpts

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705947
Kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705910
they're bouncers

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705786

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705947
ok i laughed but now i feel a little bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705947
Wrong thread retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705947
No real chumbuds ever cared about that shit. Go back to numbers thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705947
Go back
>>14698293

[Anonymous No.]

Gura made chocolate milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705947
numbernig

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703761
It's just weird. She went from being enthusiastic about doing asmr "a lot" to avoiding it.
Gura isn't honest about her feelings, so people just make up rrats about her being too embarrassed, management banning her, or the tech being too complicated.

[Anonymous No.]

Why did she sound so fucking disgusted with fan fics hahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705947
Fuck off back to the numbers thread retard

[Anonymous No.]

gura is going to eat tuna every day and get mercury poisoning LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Gura live like this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706058

[Anonymous No.]

Prepper Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>rationing food
Gura... You can order grocery delivery now and days. Pls

[Anonymous No.]

Gura just go to the store...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706073
I didn't read your shit but that is a nice shark ass

[Anonymous No.]

>biggest vtuber in the world
>eats like a poor college student
my sides

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706096
Many years of poverty, probably.
It's why I did exactly that

[Anonymous No.]

Why doesn't Gura just use Amazon's grocery deliveries ?

[Anonymous No.]

GURA WHY ARE YOU OUT HERE LIVIN LIKE YOUR BROKE YOUR RICH DUMBASS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706144
based

[Anonymous No.]

Gura1989MREInfo

[Anonymous No.]

Possible MRE eating stream for ushering in the new year?

[Anonymous No.]

coming to you live, from deep in the heart of Atlantis

[Anonymous No.]

let's get this out on the desk huhaha

[Anonymous No.]

>MRE Review stream
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706175
the cheaper she lives now the longer the money she saves from hololive will last.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706096
A lot of the time when poor people become rich, they still eat like poor people because it's just what they've done for so long. You see it all the time with famous rappers having absolutely horrible diets

[Anonymous No.]

Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>paypigs flooding in
This is why you read superchats at the end of the stream gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706175
Maybe she's being a smart shark by not blowing her load all at once. She seems pretty frugal in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>she totally watches steve1989
Every time I don't think the shark can get more based, she does

[Anonymous No.]

wtf is gura talking about eating a can of tuna a day and rationing a can of beans and french fries?

[Anonymous No.]

i need to take care of her she's gonna die

[Anonymous No.]

Ohhhh no fucking idiots in chat are gonna think she really needs money from this stupid bit


4D Shark

[Anonymous No.]

Shark's eating mold again...

[Anonymous No.]

MRE COLLAB

[Anonymous No.]

She's eating like a brit, how can she live like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706309
She doesn't want to go outside to shop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706284
That's fair, but like come on, she's rationing tuna and beans

[Anonymous No.]

>>14703761
>>14706073
The real truth is she's just too lazy to get the 3dio working properly and can't into effort

[Anonymous No.]

I want to take care of the shark.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's gonna be eating Nemo's babies on stream. Let's gooooo!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>"Millionaire"
>Eating beans and moldy bread
We truly live in a society

[Anonymous No.]

for anyone wondering, no, you can't make split pea soup out of old beans and moldy bread

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706263
She's doing a bit the first part might have been real because she's fucking to lazy to go to the store but definitely a bit

[Anonymous No.]

People trying to give her legitimate advice about not eating moldy bread and she's not looking at chat anymore

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to cook her food and shop for her and do her laundry and clean up her desk area and give her multiple orgasms per day and download movies and shows for her to watch and fix her computer problems...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706455
Hate chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706281
Bruh do you think she's inconvenienced by this turn of events.

[Anonymous No.]

Shark is hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706455
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706420
Hey, minimalism is a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706397
The Shark is richer than this entire board if her contract isn't completely shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706478
Who the fuck talks like this what are you british lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706455
guess we know where that one loaf of bread she lost went

[Anonymous No.]

Even when my family was really poor we didn't eat like that, and especially not once we could actually afford better things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706347
Is she not aware of grocery delivery? Whole Foods is a good option.

[Anonymous No.]

>What are we going to do on the bed?

[Anonymous No.]

What are the chances that MRE Review is a hand can stream. Can you handle seeing Gura's cute little hands buds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706450
I doubt she's doing a bit. Suddenly getting money doesn't change multiple years worth of habit building. And that sounds like a poverty mindset to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706541
>Is she not aware of grocery delivery?
Probably unaware of it anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706556

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706541
whole foods is for dirty communists

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706541
I think she's just retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

small brain can dodge !

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706526
IT WAS A JOKE ANON schizo chat won't stfu about the bit

[Anonymous No.]

Gura making a route for Reine. This could get hot and heavy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706517
So she can hire (me) to be her caretaker/husband

[Anonymous No.]

She sucks at writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706588
>Super overpriced grocery store owned by Amazon is communist
How the fuck do you people come up with this stuff

[Anonymous No.]

The real Gura died long time ago. The mold in her house made a replica of her, but it falls apart every 3 days. That's why she has to go on long breaks to wait for the next mold copy to finish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706579

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706288
Yeah, she's mentioned before that she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706566
>expecting Gura to actually do any stream ideas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706588
Yeah, real god-fearing americans get everything from Food n' Stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706565
Anon that's retarded if her fridge really is empty it's because she orders UberEATS all fucking day>>14706556

[Anonymous No.]

The fox noises in the background make this extra sultry

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706660
The ironic thing is prices got lower after Amazon bought them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706660
I said it's FOR dirty communists, not BY dirty communists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706579
who the hell thinks of this stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706526
When my family was poor we ate like that, except for occasionally getting decent food from churches, but yeah once we were able to we dropped that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

gura's doing what she normally does but trying to keep it PG

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706588
13 year old spotted

[Anonymous No.]

Excuse me chumbies, but who the fuck is REINE?

[Anonymous No.]

she was serious....

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706778
Me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706778
My pseudonym.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706811
And who, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura never finished high school, did she?

[Anonymous No.]

I can save her...

[Anonymous No.]

>it's another Gura's offhanded comment about her living habits sends the thread into a saviorfag spiral
why do i come to this schizo shithole

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706778
Holo ID member

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706796
no shit lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706796
MEDS

She was doing a bit now she's doing another bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706778
ID branch holo. how tf do you not know that lol. casual viewer much

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706838
Reine, obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706861
Oh cool, thanks, I was afraid I missed something/someone important

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706715
Because they're literally stripping the company from the inside out. I work for a Wholefoods and the policies are slowly getting stripped to hell and back
They've started doing shady union busting shit recently too, like forcing auto-generated schedules that forces team members to do opens right after closes to make sure they're exhausted

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706840
Nowwwwwwwwwe this may not be a bit

Nah she had to

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706869
>ID branch holo
>how tf do you not know that
you answered your own question

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706840
What makes you say this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706284
oy vey

[Anonymous No.]

Kek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14705947
If I didn't have to sleep during the day, I'd watch Yamada because her voice and attitude are top cunny.
>>14706838
<

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706517
>The Shark is richer than this entire board if her contract isn't completely shit
She needs a house husband (yeah, me) to pamper her like she deserves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706897
Rude! They're Gura's friends!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706914
God I miss the Samurai Jack threads

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706897
she has good porn

[Anonymous No.]

Gura asking Reine how to use a bidet. This minecraft turn fan fiction writing stream took a weird turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706926
>gura has interacted with reine before
>you don't watch gura

[Anonymous No.]

>what are we gonna do on the bidet, Reine-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

Erotic roleplaying with Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>what do we do with bidet
Holy fucking shit God save my sides this stream

[Anonymous No.]

this bitch fucking gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706905
I used to be a personal shopper at a wholefoods a couple years back. The job was kind of crap, but back then the Amazon minimum wage of $15 was actually really good.

[Anonymous No.]

>minuets

[Anonymous No.]

I love my horny dyke oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesas, Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706959
>Househusband

"Babe can you pick up some Skittles on your way to Taco Bell."

Hahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706778
In case it was unironic - end your existence, cunt. Otherwise, have a nice day, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

moist

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's spelling is making me laugh uncontrollably

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707136
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706735
Some Twitter degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707136
>Babe can you pick up some Skittles on your way to Taco Bell
Sounds comfy to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707154
moise*

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707107
She gets gayer every stream she might not be larping

[Anonymous No.]

Someone has GOT to dick down and dominate this shark really fucking soon. We're running out of time, and I will volunteer.

[Anonymous No.]

Now she's preaching His word.

[Anonymous No.]

>bondage

[Anonymous No.]

>thou

[Anonymous No.]

>thou they shall hath
im fucking dying holy shit gura

[Anonymous No.]

This is making me more confident in my own writing skills

[Anonymous No.]

So Gura read the KJV growing up, interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707201
She likes ojisans and lolis, she's bi

[Anonymous No.]

how many girlfriends does she need??

[Anonymous No.]

>>14706735
>>14707177
True, I suppose. It was reNPC: https://twitter.com/renpcarts/status/1418098329855143937?lang=en

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707274
ALL OF THEM

[Anonymous No.]

>capitalizing the name of God
based defender of Christianity shork

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707241
Based southern Christian shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707281
Feels good to be right.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my dyke oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707253
Possibly but gay shit does always seem to be on her mind that first sign ain't say shit about legs being wrapped up she mentally added that

[Anonymous No.]

>look away for a few mins
>7 pages
jesus, gura

[Anonymous No.]

I love this dumb, cute, funny shark

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't wheezed this hard for weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707360
>text implicitly conjures up the image of reine's asshole being cleaned off with water
surprisingly bold content, honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707382
Are Hologirls allowed to gush over dudes in general? I feel like most gotta hold back in case some Jap gets offended

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707335
Nah Catholic she wouldn't meme the Pope in a stream an only refered to his Holiness

[Anonymous No.]

She's pretending not to know how to spell minuets? what a baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707382
All idols need to do this gay shit, they cannot be friends with a male or all the lonely faggots would stop donating money.

That's "Idol 101".

[Anonymous No.]

Oh fuck I'm out of breath.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the dull content most holofans like right? Just get back to some gura stream of consciousness please

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707461
bro did you hear how she pronounced papal? "Papple"

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707469
nigga any close group of friends cracks gay jokes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707237
I watch hololive for the sole purpose of feeling better about my intelligence at this point.
it doesn't work

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707462
Ame asked for fanart of this mysterious anime dude from her otome games last year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707462
Yeah I was thinking just that but I'm pretty sure Kiara has thirsted guys before and Cali mentioned a male ex

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707461
Idk crap about catholicism, i grew protestant and baptist Christianity is weird for me but i get the big picture regardless of flavor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707462
I have never heard any of the girls even acknowledge the existence of male humon bean besides Dante Vergil and chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707483
Nigga I'm wheezing so hard it's challenging to type a reply. Must suck ass to be as stuck up as you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707505
anon jp autists literally threw a shit fit when a male voice showed up on towa's stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707514
It certainly worked for me today. lol. I do think Gura is smart in some ways, but boy is she not so smart in other ways

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707462
Yes. Roberu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707573
justified, doesn't say anything about gay jokes

[Anonymous No.]

I love her guys. I just do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707505
Yes, but these are not just friends, these are supposed to be seiso idols.

Do you know what happens to japanese idols when the public knows that they are in a relationship with a male? The fanbase goes ballistic like the bunch of schizos they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never unlock the Gura route
Why can't I be a cute bird?

[Anonymous No.]

what the heck has she been doing dont understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707529
>>14707535
>>14707566
Yeah I figured as much. Gura should collab with Roberu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707469
Yeah there's that and theres Gura always on some gay shit like she goes hard with it

She has mentioned thirstin watching V-Tubers in her spare time

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707628
Only the rrat is doing that. Fuck off cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707683
That JOP would be better desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707578
If I had to guess her grades:

Math: F
English Lit: B
English Lang: C
Science: C
History: B
Art: C
Theatre: A
Music: A

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707505
Yeah bro I agree with that but Jap Idol schizo be stabbing bitches like these niggas are different

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what Gura tastes like down there.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus shes so fucking retarded.....
I still love her though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707793
Seawater

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707793
fishy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707793
Tuna

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707793
my cum

[Anonymous No.]

shark please save your energy for gta later

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707780
ngl I agree but that doesn't detract of commonality of gay jokes between friends
you don't need to be homosexual to do faggot jokes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707750
Probably pretty accurate actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707633
My point is that it isn't just "gay jokes between friends", they pretend to be gay so that obsessed fans don't think they're dating men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707793
Like an anon here

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707683
I think Krone is shoot Gay I don't think that's a Larp

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707793
mold probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707793
milk and salty coins

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707578
I choose to believe that most of it is a bit, she is the Norm Macdonald of Hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707853
me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707822
I'm kinda scared it will be a really short GTA stream now anon :((

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707793
candy corn

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707853
I wash my dick after fapping which is almost every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707865
Anon, are you trying to say Korone or Kronii

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707793
New shrimp here, I'm about to fap to Gura for the first time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707793
Bro don't turn this into a pedo thread niggas are actually watching the stream talking about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707936
based

[Anonymous No.]

Not a fan of her blasphemy this stream, I get it's a joke but it's getting a bit much now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707936
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707936
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707936
make it special, newbud

[Anonymous No.]

>self-insert stories where you are forced to reconcile with your friends in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707936
I hope you have a stroke and die as you cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707936
welcome
>>14707955
If you want cunny, you just have to ask

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707936
Enjoy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707804
Yeah are Shark isn't the brightest

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707955
Shut the fuck up, I want to see more cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707987
surprised the schizo hasn't said anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707955
>>14708002
go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707955
NIGGER

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707955

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707955
Don't be gay.

[Anonymous No.]

More Minecraft! Maybe!

[Anonymous No.]

She's going to finish the haunted house, anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707936
Make sure you pick the right image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707936
THINK OF EACH ANON IN THIS THREAD AS YOU FAP TO GURA SO THEY FEEL DISCOMFORT

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708048
>>14708055
>no gills
:(

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708094
>DISCOMFORT

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707822
Nigga she mentally canceled that the second she booted up Minecraft unless she's trying to make some money tonight

[Anonymous No.]

Cunny?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708033
I'm not against cunny, faggot, I just really hate that poster and genuinely wish for him to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708112
I blame artists for being cowards

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707825
Yeah for sure I agree with that the hommies say gay shit everyday and we're grown

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708094
Why would that make me uncomfortable

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708156
I think it's mostly just not watching streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708116
She is in good spirits after shill stream handout. Same for me wen I get a raise or a premiums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708116
Retardchama..

[Anonymous No.]

>>14707918
Korone I fucked up thanks hommie

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708172
this needs an update

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708116
Yeah, that's why she specifically mentioned she's gonna play GTA after Minecraft and the frame is already up

[Anonymous No.]

Which server is she on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708055
>>14708048
>>14708020
>>14707955
>>14708123
>>14708156
>>14708126
>>14708172
You all need to calm down, NOW! Direct your rage at me, booba Gura poster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708282
JP

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708198
How much do you think she got for that lol? Got to be a lot, 2 hours of the loli shark shilling the loli game

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708282
the only server that exists now

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708282
Hololive

[Anonymous No.]

occasionally gura's mic peaks and one of her words sounds extra 'crispy' and close to the mic and it penetrates my ear really nice and i feel it in my spine and it's nice. i love her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708304
one million dollar

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708295
gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708304
idk I'm happy with $200 card or 5% raise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708323
sugoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708295
Why are you like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708304
361 thousand views at the moment, so around 50-60 thousand dollars

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708172
This is very nice. Thank you based anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708295
I don't have any rage, unless you count the raging boner from my shark's voice

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is fat

[Anonymous No.]

"you're cute, your coming home with me"
im literally rock hard now fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708295
Wtf!!

[Anonymous No.]

What is Christmas fudge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708112
I can try fix that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708295
I enjoy this booba

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708055
NIGGA NO GET YOUR DICK OUT of your hand for fucking once and just watch the fucking stream and chat about it especially fucking pedo shit Fuck y'all niggas an just make a covert fap thread frfr

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708413
made for raspberries

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708295
How can one hate something so beautiful?

[Anonymous No.]

speen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708413
that's fine such small female can be fat withoug me noticing

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708304
My guess is in the region of around $20,000 for just doing the stream itself and then more depending on the VOD views

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708451
NIGGER

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708461
Look in a mirror to see true beauty, asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708391
TuT !!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708439
Please do, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708295

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708451
It's too late for me. :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708489
Hey fuck you, I looked and it was just me!

[Anonymous No.]

i can't take it anymore i am gonna go lay down and listen to the stream on headphones and jerk off

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708451
>>14708501
>>14708416
>>14708413
>>14708372
Booba.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708527
Enjoy chumbud.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck I'm so sick of fuckin Pedo derail everyfucking thread like some of us actually just find this bitch funny and entertaining.

Like I can keep in 100 I get coomin to her but shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708451
If you want cunny, just ask, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708569
floaties

[Anonymous No.]

Wait didn't she stream after titty city and go on a rampage while green

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708596
Is this English?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708569
GODDAMN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708596

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708596

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708596
i find her funny and cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708653

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708295
I always liked Booby Goorah but NAcho said she hates boobas on her so not anymore

[Anonymous No.]

oh fuck yes we're getting superchats

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708696
Yeah those hips look nice

[Anonymous No.]

>SC Reading
who is this

[Anonymous No.]

Murasamebros

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708768
Nacho let Gura eat her siblings in the womb, fuck what she says. I could have had a Gura for myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708754
>filename
kek

[Anonymous No.]

I love my cute sharkwife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708786
They really swapped gura for someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708696
tummy+hips > booba no matter who it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708859
>>14708825
>>14708820
>>14708870

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708768
I expect you jump down a cliff if Nacho ask you to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708870
based and same desu

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708775
Yeah she's actually running a tight ship tonight she's going for the big bucks today must have just splurged on some stupid shit and wants to make it back my head Canon is a pick up truck

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708924
Finally got that boat

[Anonymous No.]

This music was nice but now its just melting my brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708924
Nah nigga that's my wageslave behavior after I get a raise.

[Anonymous No.]

Two streams in one day? Paying attention to time? What happened to goomba?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708990
I'm so proud of her

[Anonymous No.]

"My previous rigger was a fucking hack and im glad we shitcanned that fucker"
Wow Gura I cant believe you actually said that....

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708990
i came in her this morning
no need to thank me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708909
It's the will of the artist and I respect it
Like that autist who doesn't want people to write good endings for The Witch's House RPG Maker game

[Anonymous No.]

S-sasuga, non-rhombus rigger-sama...

[Anonymous No.]

leddit.......

[Anonymous No.]

Based Gura is not a tribalist

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708965
Let's be real she is a big dumb dumb and I wouldn't be surprised if she's the type to see it in her bank account and Fuck around and put it down payment on a Bugatti hahahah

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708990
>>14709017
>>14709024
The stars align

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708924
Did you even hear her talking about stretching out her beans? Bitch still eats like she's broke, no way that money isn't going to her parents

[Anonymous No.]

>>14709077
How new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14709086
me in her tummy

[Anonymous No.]

How do we turn Gura into a tribalist? She's been getting a bit to uppity recently

[Anonymous No.]

Oh nyo shrimps Gura is giving attention to her favorite fembud again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14709116
that reminds me

[Anonymous No.]

JWU
I hope i didn't miss out anything important

[Anonymous No.]

>>14709130
Rape correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>14709088
>no way that money isn't going to her parents
Then things are much worse than we thought

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708983
Shit the second this check deposit I'll be tossing some money her because I feel like I got it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14709130
The meme stream will take care of that

[Anonymous No.]

She does care!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14708924
She bought NFATs

[Anonymous No.]

>>14698257
You were right

[Anonymous No.]

>She's going to shower
Bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura is gonna shower after the stream
Im going to shower with Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>Shower
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>14698257
What the fuck

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>Should prolly wear another outfit
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>14698257
Fucking called it

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Holy fuck that anon was exactly right

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>>14698257
GURA

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you guys remember that story Gura told about her showing Hatsune Miku dancing on stage to her parents? Maybe Gura is busy because shes been doing dance lessons for upcoming 3D in Japan, and shes doing two streams because shes excited to soon be like Miku on stage

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Gura is gonna shower bros.

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GURA
SHOWER
IN
THE
DARK

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Gura....

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>>14709088
Bro she was doing a bit of her life is what she used to make it sound like in the early days she already bought her mama a house and paid it off

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>>14698257
I LOVE YOU GURA!!!

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>>14698257
NICE

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Double stream, superchat readings, showers. Just who is this imposter?

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>>14698257
C-can this power be learned?

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>>14709307
What kind of retarded bait even is this

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>>14698257
not again

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>>14698257
How'd you do that?

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>>14708002
at least he dies happy

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>>14709215
Fuck I hope she's not that fucking stupid.


>She is isn't she

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>Don't plunder this shark
Yeah that isn't really up to you

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>>14709329
Chumbuds get the power of future sight every now and then

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>>14708033
go forth

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She likes teasing us with the ASMR mentions, doesn't she?

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I'm sorry Gura...
I'm going to plunder you...

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>>14709246
Bro this probably be her first one in fucking days


Let this woman get clean

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>funko pops are for capeshit redditors
yes gura that's exactly right

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>>14709389
I'm going in.

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>Bathtub ASMR: All good
>Singing in the shower: WOAH WOAH WOAH, NO WAY SICKO
What?

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Plunder that booty

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I love that Gura hates Reddit, capeshit movies and Funkos

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>gura says reddit can be ok sometimes
>funko freak shows up minutes later

hmm....

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Gura doesn't like the idea of shrimps in her shower, huh.

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>>14709465
A loli after my heart

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>>14709393
Probably due to the high amount of wizards here.

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>>14709442
God I love this shark

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>>14709452
Was she actually in the bathtub for that one?

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>>14709350
>>14709329
Just gotta learn how the shork thinks, she has readable patterns
Autism helps tho

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So shower and then a GTA stream, right?

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Bruhhhhhhhhhj HOLOLIVE POPS WOULD RUIN MY FUCKING LIFE

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>>14709452
She imagined chumbies imagining themselves in the shower with her and got weirded out, it seems. But yeah, I don't completely get it either.

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>>14709465
>>14709474
So which is it?

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thinking about it, i think i've laughed at reddit more than twice

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>>14709508
Sub 2hr GTA stream

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LOOKS LIKE ASMR IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!

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Someone who knows Japanese contact Noel

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>>14709502
...

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I don't believe it, but I'll hope

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>Noel/Gura ASMR training stream
WHY MUST YOU TAUNT US LIKE THIS

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>She wants to learn asmr
It frustrates me because she's already good she just needs to fix her mic.

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>>14709550
I'm fucking new okay just spoonfeed me it's not that bad

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cunny booba asmr sandwich...

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>>14709513
You must be 18 years or older to post here

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Maybe Gura really does just think she sucks as ASMR and that's why she won't do it

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>>14709534
the most i've ever laughed at reddit was when i saw that post about a woman who's boyfriend wouldn't stop saying "woman moment" and so all of the replies kept saying that posting about it on reddit is a pretty big woman moment

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>>14709589
Yeah that's what she needs to learn

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>>14709600
no.

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>>14709508
Yeah after reading supas

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>Noel/Fauna ASMR
Oh no no no no anti-ASMR buds!

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>I AM THE SENNA