/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General

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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Redder Day Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of hololive and some of their mamas.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously read it, you faggot.

This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMwGHR0BTZuLsmjY_NT5Pwg

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"real oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
https://files.catbox.moe/9e0tpa.webm (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (friend) (suffering)
revised Haaton wallet analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing
Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw

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wah!

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>>14694589

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Baaaakku bakku bakku!

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>>14695133
/become/ haachama

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>>14695726
I want to /become/ haachama's sex slave

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>>14695302

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>cypher change oshi today

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>>14696417
>mahjong changed
>deadbeat things
>cute hours
>better schizo
>bea oshi

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>>14696417
>bread maybe girl

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>>14696417
>buy bread
>bread maybe girl

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>>14696417
>cute bait

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>>14696417
>later anon

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>>14696417
>december nineteen
word cloud? WORD CLOUD?!

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>>14696417
>gura posted, tell anon

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>>14696417
>report hololive streams thanks
>please honk

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>>14696151
Coomers are disgusting.

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>>14696417
>towa coins
>towa hour
>towa top anon
https://streamable.com/8rdttu

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>>14696707
What happens on the December 19th?

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>>14697116
IT KNOWS SOMETHING WE DON'T

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>>14696707
>>14697116
>just one day after divs
Honk will announce that dividends are gone forever

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWpbalbSJ-c
it's 5 AM in Japan and this hag is playing sad Auld Lang Syne on her recorder I can't

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>>14697116
Remember, remember, the 19th of December...

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>>14697232
Akai na

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>>14697207
>>14697147
>>14697116
>>14696707
>>14696417
>based ogey

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>>14697290
>>14666666

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>>14697045
>towa top anon
God I wish

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>>14697563
me too

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>>14696492

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>WU (8 hours ago)
>No night stream of GF
>But a morning stream for tonight
Been so long since she did a morning stream. [Also, announcement later./spoiler]

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>>14697897
She's finally going to fuck Mel on stream?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTIO1oEY1FU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5223jswwa_U
kek, wasn't expecting to see this

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>>14697011
i coomed to rushia asmr

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>>14697924
You wish. Is Nasfaq related

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>>14698093

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>>14698056
Honestly, a shame they put kson instead of Coco cause now Holos can't share it

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>>14698130
god i love menheras

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>>14698306
bread...

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>>14696707
>>14697116
>>14697147
>>14697207
>>14697254
don't miss the peko outfit reveal!

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>>14698442
I'll miss it bc I don't care for anime XqC

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Ina's sensitive USB port...

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The fuck? I watched it a few days ago. No wonder the views are so low.

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>>14701265
what?

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>>14701265
still no sensitive USB port nasfaq tako gf...

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>>14701983
was gonna crack a joke about living in a first world country but nope

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>>14702780
>he didn't clean his room

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>>14704461
My room is kinda clean I just have some things laying around

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>>14701983
>>14703378
your vpn reps...

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>>14698056
Yikes

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>>14705559
>yikes

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>>14706698
stfu latinx, jeez

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>>14703378
>>14701983
public video but well, do the base64d dope superlit stuff:

aHR0cHM6Ly9nb2ZpbGUuaW8vZC9ta1hXaE0=

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hour 19 doko

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>>14708547
sex

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>>14706973
You weren't talking to the latinx

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>>14709458
doesn't matter, all that matters is that the seethe-reaping word was used

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>>14709705
If you really wanted to bait people you should've used latino and then replied to yourself saying you should use latinx instead cause it's more inclusive.

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>>14709896
damn, learning some really cool strategies. i'll use it the next time i flame for fun, thanks anon

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I love ame so much bros...

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WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN and a half
HOUR NINETEEN and a half...
THE... NINETEENTH and a half HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH and a half HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN and a half
ONE... NINE... and three... zero...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR and some minutes
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN and a half, IS THE NINETEENTH and a half HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR or accompanying minutes
VERY FEW HOURS and minutes CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH and a half HOUR
THIS HOUR and a half... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS and a half
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR and a half, THE NINETEENTH and a half HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS and halves THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR and a half
HOUR EIGHTEEN and a half... AND HOUR TWENTY and a half

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH AND A HALF HOUR!

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>>14710223
this doesn't seem right

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>>14710223
This is acceptable also.

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>>14710223
>19:30:00

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>>14710289
i want to have horrible half human half bird babies with mumei and she will probably let them die cause shes too dumb to even properly look after herself never mind a litter of 6 eggs so you give up and just feed them to her to get the protein back and help her get a bath washing her hair for her

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>>14710469
How do I delete someone elses post

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>>14710223
I fucking kneel

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>>14710223
>19:30:00

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>>14710469
she already has plenty of eggs with her boyfriends

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>>14710694
Yes me

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>>14710223
>19:30:00
That doesn't seem quite right but the time checks out
You pass this time

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>>14710736
probably wasn't hard to be one of her many boyfriends maybe you'll be the one

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>>14710469
>only 6 eggs
Weak.

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>>14707003
thank you
>>14710223
>19:30:00
>and a half
>223
ogey

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>>14710869
Yes the one to make your stupid, rrat seller mouth shut the fuck up with my dick. Now cook me a sandwich.

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>>14711439
why don't you have your whore gf do it for you

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>>14711491
She can't cook

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>>14711519
maybe you should've realized this before dating that whore if all she's good for is sucking cock

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>>14711626
Okay, but can you please make me a sandwich? I'm starving.

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Risu hat doko?

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>>14711786
maybe get your whore to learn how to do something in her life besides sucking cock

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>>14711816
Don't tell me you can't make a simlle sandwich anon?

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>>14712033
Don't tell me you can't make a simple sentence without a mistake anon?

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Boring

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I'm proud to say, that finally I, Ț̸̿h̴̕͜e̴̞̚ ̷̨͋V̶͕̚ơ̶̯i̶̚͜d̶̖̉, reached 2000 Ayamy coins! The future shines bright, and hope that the next milestone (3000) can be reached quickly. Also the original image is now available at the popular boorus.

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>>14713647
congratulations!!

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>>14713647

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>>14713647
OMEDETOUUU

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>>14710223
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Wednesday, December 15th

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Don't forget, divegrass tomorrow against the /vtl/ champs who lost to the team we drew against Our goal differential all but guarantees we make it out of group.

/nasfaqg/ Match 48 /ybc/
16 December 2021
20:30 UTC
3:30 PM EST
17 Dec
5:30 AM JST

>>14711813
>those knockers on treerrat
no wonder the booba board is such a disaster

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>>14713647
well done, all that jazz

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Haven't been here much except that one comedy draw, and that one time /nasfaqg/ won in divegrass because there have been nothing interesting happening for a long while now and I don't feel giving game suggestions anymore, decided to visit and read some previous thread while the thread I often and only visit is still dead, good to know there have been other Ayameposter here and surprised that it became a full mahjong thread, it looks fun but sadly, I only know mahjong from Sio's tutorial.
Other than those it's still the same old NASFAQ I know.
Rooting for /nasfaqg/ on the next match!
>>14713647
おめでとう!!!

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>>14714217
I forgot my image but oh well!

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>>14714217
thanks ESLchama

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>>14714286
Very HOT Ojou and English muzui

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle #59, except for the M.O.V.E. Report, which was collected at Cycle #71 due to the importance of that data being up to date.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 7,869,177, a 1.26% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 126,922. There are 26 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 511,814 shares, or 6.5% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 23,441 shares, or 0.3% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 47):
>Lui :: +5.6%
>Iroha :: +5.5%
>Luna :: +5.1%
>Choco :: +4.8% All me.
>Chloe :: +4.6%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 15):
>Nabi :: -5.1%
>Nana :: -2.6%
>Baelz :: -2.1%
>Mumei :: -2%
>Mel & Reine :: -0.9%

1 coin (Matsuri) had a net 0% change in volume today.
25 coins beyond those previously mentioned had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $128,133.22, which is a decrease of 2.23% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $122,637,231,101.66, which is a decrease of 1.11% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $15,584.51. A total of 16 coins are above this average.
>Gura currently has the highest value, at $10,676,978,021.28 in total market value, or 8.71% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $132,642,773.78 in total market value, or 0.11% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 28):
>Nabi :: +49.4%
>Baelz :: +31.4%
>IRyS :: +22.4%
>Pekora :: +15.1%
>Mumei :: +14.7%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 34):
>Ayame :: -40.3%
>Lamy :: -25.8%
>Kiara :: -25.3%
>Fubuki :: -23.4%
>Subaru :: -17.5%

26 coins had a sub-5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $107,627,221, which is an increase of 11.3% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $136,097,991.71 today, a decrease of 39.54% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 25):
>Pekora :: +4.8%
>Fauna & Suisei :: +4.4%
>Marine :: +3.7%
>Ayamy :: +3.4%
>Nabi :: +3.3%
>Civia :: +3.2%
>Sana :: +3%
>Polka :: +2.7%
>Ui & Kiara :: +2.2%
>IRyS :: +1.6%

37 coins did not receive any Superchats today.


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>2 coins (Towa, Koyori) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>2 coins (Mel, Coco) adjusted red, but are still trending downwards.
>10 coins (Hololive, Kronii, Pekora, Lui, Ollie, Flare, Korone, Aqua, Sora, Pochimaru) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>47 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Cycle Average):
>Calliope :: $38.92 Up
>Lamy :: $35.39 Up
>Marine :: $33.74 Up
>Fubuki :: $27.51 Up
>Baelz :: $23.09 Down

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Cycle Average):
>Mel :: $0.02 Down
>Civia :: $0.03 Down
>Pochimaru :: $0.26 Up
>Coco :: $0.73 Down
>Nachoneko :: $0.81 Up

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

Please support the team in Divegrass tomorrow. I will be stuck in the wage cage, so I can't commentate, but I'll be there shitposting with you guys in the chat.

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>>14714542
>Towa adjusted green and is still trending upwards.

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At this rate I'm going to end up with 50m left on Friday again.

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>>14714542
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 511,814 shares, or 6.5% of market volume.
>Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Cycle Average):
>Calliope :: $38.92 Up
Just how many people are buying mori???

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>>14714641
Superchat some of it if you have to.
People really don't understand that Superchatting is a buffer for your liquid later. Yes, you're going to pay the taxes now, but unless you're manually calculating taxes on every transaction, you're going to be spending more per cycle than you expect to. Credit serves as a buffer to prevent that, and makes tracking your spending easier.

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>>14714750
I think it will be easier to determine who ISN'T buying Mori, but network anon will have to get back to you on that.
I can say that with current rough projections, Mori will have a million shares by Feburary, if not sooner. A good red day like she had last week where she goes sub-10k will see that day come a LOT sooner.

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>>14714857
damn, I wonder if Honk will make something special to commemorate 1 million shares then

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Majsoul Friends Room 19873(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=19873
anyone down for a round?

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fun game active thread

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Sharing is caring.

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>>14717946
Dividends will make the thread active for a few days...
But yes... Honk add shorting soon onegai...

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>>14717985
Rushia cute

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>>14717985
cute rushi

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>>>14688167
NTA but I used to be a Haaton. After months of dealing with her schizo shit, I switched oshi to Sora and have been much happier since then.

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So, now that poi has been dead for about 36 hours, is there any other site that you guys recommended for looking at views?

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>>14719657
nasfaq.biz

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>>14718786
comparitively her schizo phase is what made me like her. Seiso haato was boring, crazy bitch that smells her own feet and is dagerously menhera : real shit

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>>14719657
Have you tried youtube?

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>>14694589
>WAHggotry

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Takos, you've got some explaining to do

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>>14723916
Not a tako, but I've been there. You just sorta forget to be a human being when you get a bunch of back-to-back projects. I've been trying to keep up this time, but in the past I've had to set aside an entire day to clean up my room after crunch time.

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>>14723916
I can save her

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>>14723916

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>>14724225

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>>14724288

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>>14723916
She's perfect hikki artist wife material

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>>14723916
SHE'S JUST LIKE ME BROS HOLY SHIT
I-must-not-become-a-tako-AAAAAAAAAA

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>>14723916
The funniest part was
>turn on the vacuum cleaner for 10s
>something gets stuck on it
>aight good enough, let's stop for today
I'm 100% sure she just vacuumed around her chair/desk and won't do anything else

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>>14723916
that just makes her more achievable as a wife with lower standards
becomes her husband and cook her dinner, wash her hair, fuck her everynight like its the 90s and you could fix a tv by fucking it harder then tuck her into bed with a kiss on the cheek

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Mahjong Soul Game Log: https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?paipu=211216-dd0c1bb6-f550-4613-bbeb-02ca75c17d19_a934392471
100% they all want to kill me I even won the games I fucked up
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>>14724630
wtf, WE ARE?!

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>>14718786
you shall be happier now.

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>>14718786
>Oshichanges to a hag
>happier because of it
Many such cases!

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>>14726672
liking a chuuba because they’re a hag is bad.

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>>14723916
>being able to sleep in a dirty room
can't even imagine how can a person live like that
also, i assume that the femtakos will be like his too

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>>14726742
How is it bad? Is it so wrong to enjoy a chuuba that has many good qualities that stem from their age and having more experience in life?

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>>14726961
there’s a difference of liking a chuuba for who they are rather than their age

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>>14726672
Sora isn’t a hag

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>>14726778

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>>14727175
this comment is dumber than I think you might realize

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>>14727179
Denying the truth won't get you far

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>>14727515
Either she was telling the truth or outright lying to Kiara during her Holotalk show. I’m leaning towards the former.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jiY74qzMQE
Defend yourselves nenefag, your oshi is a whore.

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>>14728384
>t. whore

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>>14727872
It's been forever since I've seen that holotalk episode, so I can't confirm. I know off the top of my head that she's 31 if I recall correctly, doing reps right now to confirm it, but I'm 99% sure
Doesn't detract from the fact that she's in my top 5 chuubas

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>>14728458
Pretty sure the issue with that particular dox was that it was based off 5ch voicematching and nothing more.
In Cover's shoes, think about why you would hire a relatively old idol-wannabe as your very first talent and then lie about her age from the get-go when you know nothing about idols or opsec - and its such a stupid thing to have potentially blow up in your face when a 18-yo would likely last much longer in her role as company mascot and be more content with shit pay.

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>>14728709
I don't care I want to go on a date with sora

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>>14729154
Over my dead body

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>>14728709
prior experience in voice acting and singing, plus connections to the company itself, allowing for a better deal than upd8 would likely give while having better work conditions.
For the 18 year old argument, see haachama and, to a lesser extent, shion. They are likely still going to school at the same time, so having your first talent be someone who can do it full time and not have to worry about school while trying to build a brand seems like a pretty smart move. Having a literal high school/college age girl as your frontrunner would definitely lead to schizo doxxing anda whole lot of bad press.
the voice matching is also really fucking similar

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>>14729277
18 is pretty much the standard age to go full-time if you're not planning to pursue higher education though

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>>14729277
By that logic hiring anyone under the age of 18 would lead to doxxing and attract bad press.

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>>14729813
In the japanese entertainment industry, it wouldn't be wise to do so without the proper resources. Cover was still a tech company at the time, with their own little music deal with INNK records or whatnot. Having the possibility of their initial vtuber crash and burn due to a schoolmate tweeting "OMG I go to chingshin high with the new vtuber tokino sora!!! Here's a photo of us!!!", which would increase the likelihood of stalkers and other doxxing incidents
>This is japan we're talking about, this isn't too far stretched
And that's on top of sora's roommate having years of experience with both voice acting and singing before she joined cover.

TLDR sora is a hag and hololive is better for it

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>>14726778
>can't even imagine how can a person live like that
I've been living like that for years now

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honk please add a beatani coin (item) with the description 0-4 to commemorate nasfaq biggest win in divegrass afaik. add it like how you added the yellow card, directly to the inventory and make it non-tradeable to pevent "dads" to even get one if they didn't play the game before

it can be this one
https://files.catbox.moe/ohbgx7.png
or this one (or something like this) if you really don't want any connection with the bear, we know anyways
https://files.catbox.moe/qnspyt.jpg

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is it a good idea to start stocking ogeycoins now or should I wait for a dip?

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>>14732298
Wait for the dip after her outfit reveal

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>>14732031
>/yah/ cries and shits and moans for pity Beacoin in the game
>the bear herself proceeds to DCMA nasfaq over it
delightfully devilish

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>>14732953
the dmca thing will be impossible, i think, if you go to my second option. a literal polar bear coin. yah may shit and moan but it will amount to nothing and it will be entertaining for a while

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I say honk adds a rushia bicycle kick screenshot as a special item

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>>14733071
If anything, /yah/ lost the game so Bea should start playing nasfaq instead, maybe then we can talk about her coin but only if she makes it to the top 100.

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>>14733191
that will be a nightmare. i mean i want to laugh at them, not be with them

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>>14732298
just stack ogeycoin daily without paying attention to the price

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJgR8k_y16k

BUY BUY BUY

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Hello!
Another week has passed and it has once again come time to review the top 100!

This post and my next three (3) replies to it will be comparisons between the top 100 of last week and today. As usual, last week's rankings are on the left-, and today's rankings on the right side of the image.

First, the ranks 1 to 25

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>>14734322
Second, the ranks 26 to 50

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>>14734322
Third, the ranks 51 to 75

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>>14734322
And lastly, the ranks 76 to 100

I congratulate all those who have gained ranks, the newcomers to the top 100, and wish you all a profitable next week!

You still get loud koyori

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>>14734475
takoside....

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fuck I should stop

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Sora

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>>14697116
there's a "gaffe" based countdown by the current "US POTUS" that's been going on since September last year.
It's happened 3 times already, and the next countdown gives Dec 19 as a target.

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>>14736686
holy niggers mutt, nobody cares

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>>14736686
>Joe Biden was on the Judiciary Committee 150 years ago.
Wait really?

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>>14736686
Will Joe Biden's EN vsinger debut be the final yab for Hololive?

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the absolute state of mutts

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oooh i need to shit

[Anonymous No.]

if you take 5% of EVERY player transaction for over two months, you STILL don't have 200% of cypher's money

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red tomorrow red today

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>>14737428
bow down to overlord cypher thinkpad

[Anonymous No.]

post 'em

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>>14737632

[Anonymous No.]

>>14737632
i'm so tired bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>14732298
kek I love this soundpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>14732298
for the past 2 months or so buying ogeycoin no matter at what price has been of the best top 10 trades you could make in a day, today she went very green so I wouldn't advice buying her, definetly start the buy machine after that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14734475
I love Koyori so much

[Anonymous No.]

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 17)
>Kronii :: $7,711.08
>Pekora :: $5,180.44
>Polka :: $4,963.98

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 44)
>Nene :: -$5,816.89
>Kanata :: -$3,783.32
>Noel :: -$3,563.43

Overall Average Adjustment is -$411.17
Average Upward Adjustment is $1,826.25
Average Downward Adjustment is -$1,275.63

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and see you in 5 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

so when will FBK catch that fucking carp she is not gonna evolve or use and go back to whatever her normal content these days is, it isn't being a member of the Gamers at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>14737957
>Filtered by the shiny zatsudans

[Anonymous No.]

>>14737957
Between this and Oga getting a twitter pedomark I think something inside her has snapped

[Anonymous No.]

>>14737957
>The chance of seeing a shiny Pokémon is 1 in every 8192, or a probability of 0.01220703125% during each encounter.
>With a Shiny Charm, +31 catch-chain, and a Lure, the chances of running into a Shiny Pokémon drop to a 1 in 273 chance.
FBK's either the unluckiest person alive or there's some bullshit going on. At this point most people would've caught one by accident.
Whatever, it seems to be good publicity for her, so I'm not worried too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14738072
>1 in every 8192
It's actually 1 in 4096 now, been like that since X and Y

[Anonymous No.]

/fit/anon left us a long time ago but I'm still doing my reps, just for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14738110
magikarp is a special case, partly because red gyrados is sought after

[Anonymous No.]

>>14738072
You can't get a shiny charm til the end of the story though, can you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14738110
That's just with a Shiny Charm. Base encounter rate is still the same, you just don't go shiny hunting until endgame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14738072
You are not able to get a shiny charm OR lure in BD/SP
She's still pretty unlucky though. To make it worse for herself, the shiny animation of her own pokemon adds a few seconds to each encounter

[Anonymous No.]

>>14738072
I mean, she already has 2 shiny Pokemon, getting a 3rd is really painful, specially if you're fishing.
Also
>Mio Christmas 3d karaoke
BUY BUY BUY, and SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>14738172
I need to correct myself, you can get the shiny charm in the game but you have to complete the fucking NATIONAL POKEDEX which will take weeks, maybe even months

[Anonymous No.]

>>14738163
No, it's the base encounter rate now since gen 6

[Anonymous No.]

>>14738007
yes, I don't watch her anymore.
Go on, name your favourite FBK stream. Mine's 動物番長 followed closely by solo goose game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzlPMeO5pFM

>>14738072
The games waste so much of her fucking time, I would've snapped after day 2
>throw rod out
>5 seconds idle animation
>50% chance of a bite, 50% chance of a re-cast taking around 10 seconds
>battle begins
>5 seconds until the first textbox is over
>7 seconds to introduce her own shiny
>flee
>repeat ad infinitum
overall it's about 1-2 minutes per battle or 140-280 hours of active hunting nonstop to even fill the 8192 quota

[Anonymous No.]

Risu hat doko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14738281
Was only teasing you, don't take it so seriously
Here -
https://youtu.be/-DSx3i60l3Q?t=2346
The shiny streams have been fun for me, it's nice to put on when I'm going to sleep or something. I don't think it's something to be mad about, she streams other things as well still

[Anonymous No.]

How do I profit from Aqua crying again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14738458
Buy Towa

[Anonymous No.]

>>14738479
DONTA

[Anonymous No.]

>>14738281
>The games waste so much of her fucking time
I mean it's not really the game's fault that she's using the least effective method of obtaining a shiny pokemon. If she wanted to do this quickly she'd be chain breeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14738605
I'm gonna chain breed fbk

[Anonymous No.]

>>14738605
I mean if she wants the little nigger as a companion there's no other way than this excruciating nightmare and since it generates views like hotcakes, might as well milk she shit out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14738605
breeding implies she'd catch non-shinies, and her challenge is to use shinies only, so full odds is her only option

[Anonymous No.]

>>14738458
mumei get away from sana youll catch her black

[Anonymous No.]

>>14738458
Nene car

[Anonymous No.]

>>14738458
Missing from this image:
>Sora
>AZKi
>Haachama
>Korone
>Rushia
>All of ID Gen 1
>Coco...
>A-Chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>14739719
Also Botan is missing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14739719
>A-Chan
She's the announcer

[Anonymous No.]

>>14739719
rushia and achan are taking that day off to give me double flat chest paizuri and bellyzuri my head smushed between them both as i watch it

[Anonymous No.]

I slept too long on this new gen hags... orz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwtHbeRvVf8

[Anonymous No.]

>>14740736
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14742465
Five whole hours late?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14743283
akai naaaaaaaaa
I'm enjoying this too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14741239
Arousing

[Anonymous No.]

polka u jerk

[Anonymous No.]

Mini /vt/ league after 2 matches, around an hour.
I'm so sleepy but I don't want to miss today's divegrass

[Anonymous No.]

>>14743990
Do we play?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14744204
/hfz/ Match 45 /niji/
19:00 UTC
2 PM EST
4 AM JST

/hlgg/ Match 46 /hlg/
19:30 UTC
2:30 PM EST
4:30 AM JST

/vsj+/ Match 47 /yah/
20:00 UTC
3 PM EST
5 AM JST

/nasfaqg/ Match 48 /ybc/
20:30 UTC
3:30 PM EST
5:30 AM JST

[Anonymous No.]

>>14744232
Thank you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Handdrawn Vtuber NFT's are going UP!

BUY! BUY! BUY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14738281
>I would've snapped after day 2
I bet you don't sound half as cute saying akai naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>14744279
no prob

[Anonymous No.]

>>14694578
BUNNY IS LIVE. EVERYONE GO WATCH HER DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND WATCH GIANT TITTED GODDESS BUNNY WITH

[Anonymous No.]

Is this a raid, or are the schizos just off their meds like normal?

[Anonymous No.]

bunny is so cute! everyone go watch her at twitch.tv/bunny_gif

[Anonymous No.]

>hear her say "KORE GA REQUIEM DA" as I edit this
fuckin troll fox. hag love

[Anonymous No.]

bunny is like so good at gta i think everyone should go watch her right now like the other anon said

[Anonymous No.]

>>14744478
>twitch thot with a vtuber model
leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>14744698
>>14744698
>>14744698
An hour until /vt/ League 1.5 HD ReMIX.

[Anonymous No.]

Good afternoon, I am buying Towa.

>>14738458
Guess the one of the two reasons to buy Towa has shown up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14745180
what's the other? Fucking with the kenzokus market share?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14745558
Well, I guess that could be the third then, though I don't really understand why you would do it. The other reason has been stated in a previous thread. :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14744662
No one tell him...

[Anonymous No.]

WE GONNA WIN WHEN WE PLAY BROS JUST BELIEVE

[Anonymous No.]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

We're up next! BEST OF LUCK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14746628
whats the rrat on this one she sounds sort of like (vshojo)mel

[Anonymous No.]

We need to lose 5:0 to get knocked out here, I think we're gonna be ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>14749676
jinxed

[Anonymous No.]

>>14749676
if the christmas towa chant doesn't play we lose

[Anonymous No.]

>>14749698
digits say otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>14749676
We sack Dancer if we loe

[Anonymous No.]

>>14749877
Dancer's done way better than Large Machinations ever did. This is a meme tourney.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14749900
New managers each tourney

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>[Deleted]

[Anonymous No.]

Post 'em.

[Anonymous No.]

THAT WAS SICK

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck was that?

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck what a goal

[Anonymous No.]

shaolin soccer buff...

[Anonymous No.]

We should watch shaolin soccer again

[Anonymous No.]

i told you that was us in the movie, we're going all the waaaaaay!

[Anonymous No.]

Dancer i kneel

[Anonymous No.]

WE'RE IN TO THE KNOCKOUT ROUNDS

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe dancer saved us

[Anonymous No.]

Guess the Shaolin Soccer buff was what we needed.
Towa chant doko...

[Anonymous No.]

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>14750593
I'm recording/editing like 10 chants this weekend.
Post requests for audio to be edited and/or pastas to be recorded.

[Anonymous No.]

>If we win, we're going against Global
Omedetou!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14750675
get a girl to read one of our pastas

[Anonymous No.]

>>14750675
There's already a Towa Christmas chant in there but it played for 2 seconds to then get cut off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14750675
>>14750699
GET LUMI TO READ HOUR NINETEEN

[Anonymous No.]

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS
WE WOOOOOOOOOOON

[Anonymous No.]

See you again in 3 days before Christmas!

[Anonymous No.]

do we play again somewhere between the 20-22nd

[Anonymous No.]

>>14750675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSn1g-6h1OQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>14750675
A crab/reset schizo chant would be fun but I don't think we have any pastas with those

[Anonymous No.]

>>14750785
that's because the schizo doesn't put effort into his posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>14750675
There's 8 chants right now but it keeps playing the same ones, I'll try and think of something.
>>14750779
This was in there but it's too long, I should try and cut it down and maybe mash it up a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

the oshichanger one is far too long as well, it's never played even more than halfway through
dansa, did you remove this one? I didn't exactly want to tell streamer-san "I know we have Jeb, I fuckin put it there"

[Anonymous No.]

Looking at 4cc chat during nasfaq matches always reminds me that there are good amount of people that actually knows and plays the game but we never see them here

[Anonymous No.]

>>14750744
>>14750699
I'm not powerful enough to get Lumi to read our shitposting, and it seems inappropriate to get a non-holo to read a shitpost for a Holo-only market game anyway, so skip that.
If you know a girl willing to shitpost on our behalf, though, I'm all ears.

>>14750779
Definitely doing this one.

>>14750785
I am also capable of WRITING a pasta, if it's something you guys want. I'm also more than capable of doing schizo rants about fucking nothing.

>>14750830
I'm also planning on recutting the Eggchama pasta reading so that you can hear the whole thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14750916
bread...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14750916
>If you know a girl willing to shitpost on our behalf, though, I'm all ears.
bread onegai...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14750916
>Definitely doing this one.
as in recording it yourself? volunteer as Leo

[Anonymous No.]

>>14750916
>If you know a girl willing to shitpost on our behalf, though, I'm all ears.
about time for a bread voice reveal...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14750957
bread cunny reveal...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14750953
>as in recording it yourself?
Yes.
>volunteer as Leo
I haven't decided how I want to change the script, but I'll let you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14751132
if you want the exact ambiance/foley from that scene isolated for that extra flair, just lmk. pretty sure I still have it cut and ready to work on in surround from trying to isolate just the vox and make them louder for the chant

[Anonymous No.]

>>14750916
dude, hire someone on fiverr or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>14751238
>hire

[Anonymous No.]

>>14751238
>Hiring randos unrelated to the game to produce soulful content related to the game
How about you hire some godamned sense on fiverr instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>14749799
wew how the fuck no one noticed this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14751292
because it's easy to script dubs on this board

[Anonymous No.]

Where are the don't buy towa femanons when you need them, is there some kind of bat signal we can put up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14751303
faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>14750916
maybe I could read hour nineteen

[Anonymous No.]

>>14751308
Ikeman Towa stream
https://streamable.com/8rdttu

[Anonymous No.]

>>14751324
>the man himself is gonna do it
kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>14751308
there are only 2 girls here anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14751426
Wait, who's the other one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14751324
Read Hour Nineteen (and thirty minutes)

[Anonymous No.]

>>14751439
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>14751324
I cant believe Priestess is actually a woman

[Anonymous No.]

don't forget to vote for round of 16 matchups
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfS3zKdjpBmRbTeNBBiR2f5SAylikWiTQs4zGphFAaHvIO4Nw/viewform
and vote for /hlg/ vs /nasfaqg/ and /hlgg/ vs /yah/ so we're guaranteed to get /vt/ into both the quarter finals and 3rd place match no matter what

>>14751324
do it I didn't do it justice

[Anonymous No.]

>>14751515
/hlg/ vs /ao/

[Anonymous No.]

since I know nobody will do reps on:
>REMINDER: TEAMS THAT ALREADY PLAYED EACH OTHER CAN'T PLAY EACH OTHER AGAIN IN THE ROUND OF 16 (go to https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Divegrass_Before_Christmas_3:_Gotta_Go_Fast_Edition to look up information about teams)
that means no votes along the red line
>>14751539
kek. even better

[Anonymous No.]

>>14751507
it was in the name all along... priestess...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14751515
I voted annoying orange vs /yah/ because it will be funny

[Anonymous No.]

/hlg/ want to play /ao/ and the more /vt/ vs. other board matches the higher the chance of both seethe and a /vt/ finish

[Anonymous No.]

>>14751669
hlg x nasfaqg and hlgg x yah yields the highest number of guaranteed /vt/ matches, but ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>4 idiots already voted nasfaqg vs yah
>2 for hlgg vs hlg
ssg

[Anonymous No.]

>>14751799
>4 idiots already voted nasfaqg vs yah
All dads thirsty for revenge

[Anonymous No.]

>>14751515
god i wish rushia would cuddle me like that, not just a cuddle but rubbing her face into me with such passionate joy that i exist
man

[Anonymous No.]

>>14750916
Aren't there holos doing line readings sometimes?
Imagine Kronii reading hour nineteen for a superchat

[Anonymous No.]

Just found this one and I was immediately reminded with the old folks here at nasfaq. I am sure you guys are teenagers when the original and was first aired.
https://youtu.be/fTIO1oEY1FU

[Anonymous No.]

>>14751515
To be guaranteed 3rd place, the teams would have to get into the Semi-finals, not the Quarter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14754238
Doesn't Mori usually read all red akasoupers? A red HOUR NINETEEN soundbyte from her might be feasible

[Anonymous No.]

>>14754563
You are correct, ty. am retarded pls undastand
>>14754760
>giving mori $100
>she might actually do it
>we could always do it in ARS

[Anonymous No.]

>>14754760
I always had the idea to send her a SC with a crab profile pic and say
>Red, but it's all crab
>Crab tomorrow, crab today

[Anonymous No.]

>>14753668

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>14755109
>19:00:01

[Anonymous No.]

>>14755109
>19:00:01

[Anonymous No.]

>>14755109
>19:00:01

[Anonymous No.]

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 7,946,894, a 0.99% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 128,176. There are 26 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 519,483 shares, or 6.54% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 23,461 shares, or 0.3% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 50):
>Lui :: +6.3%
>Ayame :: +5.1%
>Chloe :: +4.8%
>Shion :: +4.1%
>Lamy :: +3.8%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 12):
>Baelz & Kronii :: -2.7%
>Luna :: -1.3%
>Polka :: -0.9%
>Risu :: -0.8%
>Roboco :: -0.6%

2 coins (Matsuri, Pekora) had a net 0% change in volume today.
30 other coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $129,541.01, which is an increase of 1.1% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $129,339,460,398.39, which is an increase of 5.47% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $16,275.47. A total of 15 coins are above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest value, at $11,809,603,448.30 in total market value, or 9.13% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $131,745,714.72 in total market value, or 0.1% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 32):
>Kronii :: +44.4%
>Polka :: +31.3%
>Luna :: +28.8%
>Pekora :: +22.4%
>Marine :: +20.2%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 30):
>Nabi :: -30.3%
>Nene :: -28.5%
>IRyS :: -25.2%
>Mumei :: -21.9%
>Kanata :: -18.5%

29 coins had a sub-5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $94,133,248, which is a decrease of -12.54% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $81,232,643.58 today, a decrease of -40.31% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 23):
>Aki :: +8.3%
>Lui :: +7.7%
>Korone :: +7.5%
>Shion :: +5.3%
>Marine :: +4.5%
>Flare :: +2.6%
>Calliope :: +2.4%
>Ina'nis :: +2.2%
>Ayamy & IRyS & Aqua :: +1.6%
>Mio & Amelia :: +1.3%

39 coins did not receive any Superchats today.


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>2 coins (Ina'nis, Calliope) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>2 coins (Matsuri, Pochimaru) adjusted red, but are still trending downwards.
>7 coins (Korone, Kiara, Fubuki, Iroha, Sora, Subaru, Ui) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>50 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Cycle Average):
>Kronii :: $29.73 Down
>Noel :: $22.82 Up
>Kanata :: $22.41 Up
>Nene :: $21.06 Up
>Shion :: $20.80 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Cycle Average):
>Pochimaru :: $0.02 Down
>Coco :: $0.10 Down
>Aki :: $0.23 Up
>Rushia :: $0.36 Down
>Nachoneko :: $0.55 Up

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

Somebody bake a new bread.

[Anonymous No.]

page 10 alert

[Anonymous No.]

>>14756381
>>14757818
posting new bread now, gimme a minute

[Anonymous No.]

>>14758100
>>14758100
>>14758100
new bread

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14755109
Ŵ̙͡a̛͖̓r̯̘̓͝n͍͌̓͞i̝ͫ̀n̸̤̿g̭̑͡:̘ͯ ͖̊̕L̸̞͗a͔ͮ͝r̶̫̊g̵̙ͬ͝ẹ̸ͧ ͈̋͡I̵̭̋m̰ͫ͞͡ǎ̸̠g̸̫̐e̢̼͈̿ ̞͔ͬ͢͢A͖͂͢ḥ̶̰̇ͦȩ͉͂͢ạ̷͐͢d̯͐͢
G̛o͝o̶dͧ̀͘ é͠ṽ̶̧͘͢ë͞n̷̑̃i̶̡̢̾̓̀n̓g̵̉̎ͫ̄,̡̌ͯ͒̓̀̕͝͡͡ w̷̡̡͞e̷̷̢̢̛͗̓̑͗͝l̴̛ͨ̀̕͞c̸̸̀͘͜͞ơ̶̵ͧ̉̋ͦͦ͘m̐̄ͫ̾̈́̚̕͘͢͟͡͠ē̴̡͋ͧ̏ͧ̕͜͟͜͠ ť̛́̚ơ̷̵̋͐̓̆͛̈́̍͜͡͞͝͠ B̷̸̽͜Ư̵̵̡͋͛̋͛̿͢͡͡͝Y̷̛ͤͬ̊̾̀̕͜͡ O̸̡ͤͦ͜͜Ç̛̒̉̀͞T̷̡͒͑͊͋̀͟Ơ̷̴̶̡̊̏͌͘I̸̴̧̢̡͒̚͞N̵̴̢̂͐̃ͧÁ̛́́͜͡͠͝.̸ͩͪ̕͟͜͡ T̵̨̿h̍̄͡͡ì͢s̡̛ͪͭ̓ i͆̀̾͢s̷̢̨͢ y̢͟ò̢u̵̎́͝r̸͟ N̶̨A̵͟S͝͞F͙͝A̛̝̗Q̧̛͟͞ M̸̸̡̜̱̱͟͟a̵̵̱̜͔̕͢͡ŗ̺̬̭͟͟k̢̛͙͠e̷̛̕ţ̵̨̦̦̺͡ Ŕ̴̟̜̼͍̩͜͠͝͡ȩ̭̤̀ͅp̵̢͓̕͘͡ó̷̡̀ͅŗ̷̵̸̶͎̥͓̬̀͡t̵̶̸̡̤̼̤͖͜͢͡ f̧͔̹͓̦̀͝ͅo̴͚͔̬̹̩͎̯r̗̯̖̙̯͚̭͟ Thursd̵̨̨̛͉̼̖̤̤̕͘̕͡a̵̱̕͢y̷̧̧̛̻͙̦̮̜͢͝͡͝,̩̙̪́ Decë͞m̵̤̪͝b̴̕̕͠e̷̡͔͝r̢̟̦ 16t̡́h.̷
for archive reps sake, since I don't think Zalgo'd text can be easily searched
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Thursday, December 16th