/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

Yagoo comes to you and says he wants to hire you. You have three months to implement a strategy to save Hololive English and make them a powerhouse again with every member having an average CCV above 10k. If you succeed Yagoo promises you the hand of one Holo of your choice in marriage.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14448792
>What do you do?
Fire the council and focus on Myth.

>What went wrong
>a big tit deadfish with VA skills that she beats like a dead horse, and literally nothing else.
>sana, who doesnt even draw on stream because Ina doesnt want to lose her niche
>mumei, who sings like a negress for some reason
>average as fuck ASMRtist (if you can even call that a talent)
>ollie clone
>quite literally 1 sense of humour, shared between all 5 of them, and 0 personality from all of them.

en1 has way more fuckin talent.
>gura- born entertainer and unmatched at improv, wonderful singer. voice is naturally asmr
>Ina, can draw, also natural asmr
>Ame, equally entertaing as gura and actually funny regularly, makes up for lack of talent, with immense creativity in making fun streams
>Kiara, can draw, can sing, unbelievably extroverted , stamina as fuck can stream for entire lengths of a day, and is the most productive
>Calli, equally talented as Kiara, but produces music that is not actually bad
>personalities are unbelievably colorful and mixed, its a miracle they get along so well. Truly a motley crew, their presence and group image is iconic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14448792
>What if this happened

What if you fixed your life anon, instead of thinking about what ifs and what could've been all the time, all you'll be is what was if you keep doing this

[Anonymous No.]

fire everyone except maybe gura(if shes uppity with the perms, fire her) hire a bunch of ESL JPs to replace the branch, then soft integrate it to the main branch. Hire a BUNCH of dedicated live translators, region lock chat to JPs only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14448904
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>14448792
Make them all swear allegiance to the CCP and give daily propaganda streams to help spread their influence in the west. Millions of chines bots boosts their ratings.
Yagoo smiles and let's me impregnate every hololive member

[Anonymous No.]

>>14448866
>Fun obviously fictitious scenario to provoke discussion
>"That would never happen! Stop talking hypotheticals!"
This is some powerful fucking autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>14448792
>If you succeed Yagoo promises you the hand of one Holo of your choice in marriage
No deal. Western marriage laws are revoltingly misandrist.

I want a cut of the profits, a do-nothing senior position as an English liason within the JP branch of the company, and a resident visa for living in Japan. Then we'll talk once everything's already been finalized, and my lawyer's looked over the contract to weed out any deceptions, catch-22s or weasel words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14448792
I'll make them drink aphrodisiac, lock all of them together in a room, then show them lesbo porn in a day. Then I record the orgy and sell that product as premium asmr.
Massive tech upgrade, send staffs to help them do 3d themselves. That'll be more than enough

[Anonymous No.]

>hand of one Holo of your choice in marriage.
I'll do it if I can pick Yagoo if not I'm not doing or saying anything

[Anonymous No.]

If i really wanna win? Morales aside?

Simulcast on twitch to take away a chunk of vshojo monopoly on twitch

Buy the exclusive rights to stream the most popular games right now like minecraft so that nobody else can stream it

Get tons of marketing having them show up on tv shows and all that mainstream garbage

Hire the japanese translators to sub the vods to their streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>14448844
really this again? come up with an original reply you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>14451174
Absolutely garbage strategy anon

>Simulcast on twitch to take away a chunk of vshojo monopoly on twitch
Twitch doesn't allow simulcasts

>Buy the exclusive rights to stream the most popular games right now like minecraft so that nobody else can stream it
For what purpose? EN doesn't have any serious competition, nobody is watching NijiEN minecraft streams anyway so you've just wasted a ton of cash for absolutely no gain.

>Get tons of marketing having them show up on tv shows and all that mainstream garbage
You'll potentially get a few normalfags showing up to check it out but I doubt any of them will stick around.

>Hire the japanese translators to sub the vods to their streams
Maybe a good idea but doesn't really help improve CCV

[Anonymous No.]

>>14451316
Ok you got me with the twitch thing i legit didnt know

Nobody else can stream minecraft and apex then they are forced to watch them for content

Also fucks over popular threats like selen who is admitted the gateway nijiEN vtuber and honestly i think alot of former holoen fans have been migrating lately

So what better way to keep your fans than fucking everything else up

[Anonymous No.]

>>14451316
Majority of en fans are normalfags anon

Autists in 4ch or fags in reddit are just drops in an ocean of piss and shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>14451494
>Majority of en fans are normalfags anon
Nah check out >>14422724 for what happens when normalfags come across Hololive content

[Anonymous No.]

>>14451540
Haters like that come with the territory of having normalfag fans anon but even those are just a minority

Then get dream, mr beast or pewds or whoever the kids think are popular these days to collab with em

Normalfags have the shittiest taste but again as i said if you just really wanna win and dont give a shit about the industry as a whole thats my personal take and how im gonna plan to do it

[Anonymous No.]

Fire entire holoen management

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