/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Schedule: doko

First original song: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGgEFoI9MhE
STREAM KING: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNIhngowViI
Myth or Treat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VupT9JCJaOY

Merch:
OMOCAT: https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en
Jackbox:https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/TeeKOGame/af4e9e68d16887117726d6d95555d9f1/
AX: https://otakumode.com/shop/pickup/hololive_AX2021 (5% off)
Pop Up Parade: https://special.goodsmile.info/popupparade/en/ (TBA)

Previous thread: >>14300483

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is goop goop streaming tonight

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So......what next?

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>Schedule still in the OP
Yesman cope.

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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Dose Gura hate her fans?
http://poal.me/njjnhs
http://poal.me/njjnhs
http://poal.me/njjnhs

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>>14310532
At least it doesn't say TBA. It's a step in the right direction.

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I'm in love with Gura!

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>>14310525
i watch ame

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Gura cute

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i can finally cutegurapost again

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>>14310519
based

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I'm going to nuke japan if umishit performs trigonometry on my daughter again...
Please no mask please no mask, that's all I'm asking for.

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I love gura

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>>14310519
I love this animation. Makes me smile every time.

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Another 1000 replies bread? Let's go!

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idk how anyone can defend her at this point, this shit is just pathetic

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I really want something like DuDuL's design for her outfit, but I highly highly doubt it'll be anything that exposes that much skin unfortunately..

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>>14310593
Keep crying

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Is it safe to say that Gura has pretty much dropped any game that's not GTA V and DMC4 at this point? I really liked her Metroid Dread and Pokemon streams but it seems like she forgot about them now.

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Thread too slow...
Moreee!!

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>>14310674
i'm glad you're back, keep making these posts i'm sure we can reach bump limit this time

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>>14310674
I called it earlier, she's going to take today and tomorrow off, then put out a schedule and stream on Friday.
She just streamed everyday from last Wednesday to Yesterday with only 1 day off (Sunday).

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global is laughing at /ggg/

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>>14310674
when actively hostile people are around I don't want to do the joking criticisms I otherwise would because you fucks reply thinking I agree with you and you disgust me on multiple levels

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>>14310711
Thanks for the encouragement I'll try my best to keep it up.

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Only posting this because it was funny how many people were mad at it last thread

2:45:28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaf_jn5YLLs
>I'll see you guys tomorrow

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I'm in love with Gura!

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>>14310768
Then go back there. Why do you think we care what another thread is doing?

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>>14303955

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I love Gura!

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>>14310686
Kiara said it will be themed costume and her outfit apparently have bird design. from her silhouette we can confirm it will be greek styled dress or whatever

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i want more expressions

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Damn janny deleted it again
I want him to entertain me...

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>>14310838
Would bang.

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>>14310789
Damn even the janny is triggered by Gura's own words.

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>>14310889
It's obviously greek themed, but no way they'd let it get away with having such a low cut to under the arm like a toga

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>>14310933
Yes, jannies are yes men

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>>14310949
Short skirts are okay. Why not this?

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>>14310838
Not bad, but I think this one is the best I've seen so far

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>>14310933
I can also post and self delete too you know?

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>>14310740
> then put out a schedule and stream on Friday.
What are you basing the idea that she'll post a schedule on?

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>>14310712
She dropped DMC. She could have played if again by now. She complained the other day about not having games to stream. She could have played DMC but doesn't want to. She is bored by it but retarded fans keep pressuring her to play it

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>>14311018
Post a link you fag.

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>>14311069
I would if I had it, saved it when another anon posted it a while ago.

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>>14311042
A whole year of weekly schedules, I presume.

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My Christian shark wife. The only Holo to sing actual Christmas songs. Now if she would only do another public karaoke

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>>14311065
She has already explained that she's dragging DMC out. Multiple times.

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>>14311034
ok faggot whatever you say

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>>14310740
No she didn’t, collabs not on her channel aren’t streams. She has had a grand total of two normal streams in the last 12 days.

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>>14311065
You've posted this cope every single week since she started DMC5 and it's never not been ridiculous.

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>>14311069
>>14311102
Looks like ney

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Why or course, I am Gura's Yes man, how could you tell?

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>>14311018
I wish you had source.

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>>14311158
Of course, seethe-on-cooldown-kun is an amerifat. Figures.

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>>14311149
Yes, that is her excuse to not play it because she is bored. Stop wanting her to play that boring ass game. It's been long enough since she last played it. If she was interested she would have played it by now instead of complaining about not having games to stream

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>>14311180
Seems you're correct, found with reverse image search: https://twitter.com/neyrodesu?lang=en
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>>14311180
Yeah, neyrodesu.

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>>14311246
based thanks anon.

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>>14311233
???
you ok buddy
Sad that Gura give even less of a shit about you than she does her American fans?

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>>14311175
Nope. Just started posting about it since she last played DMC4 and hasn't picked it up since

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>>14311246
>>14311256
>neyrodesu
Thanks, I knew there was more but could only remember the first part

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>>14311283
The key part is the -fat one, 400lbs-kun.

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Hey guys have you heard about these men who say yes all the time? They sure do suck don't they??

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>>14311246
her face is.. interesting.

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>>14311320
>Gura likes 400 pound oji-san more than Brit-kun
sad =*(

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>>14311362
They are based as fuck. Imagine saying no to Gura, lmao!

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yes

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>>14311362
we are the knights who say YES

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>>14311428
I'll fucking knife you

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>>14311414
But what if Gura said "Do you not care about me" and they said yes.
Clearly they are bad

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>>14311390
I can assure you that Gura hates you more than any of her fans. Don't think think there are any brit ones but even if there were, it'd still be true.

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>>14311362
yes, man, it's terrible. they should be agreeing with the poster calling every game boring and insisting that gura hates her fans.

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YES~!

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>>14311450
They would say "yes, I do", reinforcing their based status.

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In the past MONTH, she's had only 12 public streams. Of those 12, two were short collabs, and one was a scuffed shill stream. She's actually making me feel bad for greys, god damn.

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>>14311497
I love DMC and Minecraft and GTA and Pokemon and Big Brain and pretty much anything else she plays and I dont think she hates her fans just that she doesnt really care about them that much where does that put me?

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>>14311524
Shouldn't you learn to count before trying to numberfag stream. That's not even correct.

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>>14311524
Wrong thread, bud. You want yo go here: >>14310628

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>>14311524
I remember the holiday season being shit last year too. Not sure on the exact numbers but this time might be a little worse.

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>>14311581
you're an awful, terrible yesman if you aren't seething about everything gura does.

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i hope Gura had a nice meal today

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>>14311581
Gura cares about us.. just not enough to tell us she's not streaming today. Which is based.

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>>14311661
I only seethe about the lack of communication.
I must be the biggest anti on the planet and hate Gura and should totally stop watching her because thats the only thing that matters apparently.
THANKS CHUMBUD!!!

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In the past MINUTE I fapped to 8 Gura lewds and came. Of those 8, three were booba Gura, and one was a ryona pic. She's actually giving me fetishes she doesn't even mention, god damn.

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Is this a real picture of the elusive abonimable y*sm*n? Or do I have another cryptid on my hands?

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>>14311708
She cares enough to pull a paycheck and that's about as far as it goes anymore.

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>>14311739
Link the ryona pic please. And the booba Guras and the others while you're at it.

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sorry for making a rude post last thread

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>>14311739
what the fuck is wrong with you?
booba Gura really?

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>>14311799
unforgivable

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>>14311721
That's fine, you just don't need to spam your complaints here ad infinum. That's the actual part people hate, anon. Everybody heard you the first time.

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>>14311414
Being a massive simp is cringe

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>>14311799
Which one of 200

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>>14311721
Yes, she's bad at communication. She's always been bad at communication. She will always be bad at communication. Learn to live with it or spare yourself the pain and move on because this won't be the last time.

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>>14311756
No its not the y*sm*n would be right in front of the camera yelling about how none of what anyone posted matters because Gura doesnt owe anyone anything.
Sadly I think that is just a run down smart fridge in the woods.

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>>14311739
>she doesn't mention
>ryona
Pay more attention.

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>>14311766
>>14311708
Boomgey

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>>14311828
>its fine to have complaints except shut up about them

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>>14311836
he called that anon a simp and cringe
how will he ever recover from this?

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>>14311836
No, it's based.

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>>14311828
>implying
also how the fuck do you not get that this post is satire?
Yesman logic really does baffle me honestly.

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>>14311857
Shorgey

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>>14311892
You get one complaint per thread.

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>>14311836

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is y*sm*n the new buzzword the cool kids are using now? that's totally wicked

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>>14311962
You're such a faggot, holy shit!

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Just be aware that your new is oozing all over the room and spilling everywhere when you complain about communication without realizing how much she's improved on that since debut.

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>>14312014
I'm not, you are.

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>>14312002
No schizo is the new buzzword.
Yesman hasnt gotten to that point yet because people are still using it correctly for now.

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>>14312014
And now you've wasted your complaint, way to go

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>>14312062
>people are still using it correctly
lol

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>>14312002
Bussin word my dear.

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>>14312045
Shes gotten better at acknowledging that she should communicate.
I wouldnt say shes gotten any better at it.

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>>14312062
Nice one. Got a chuckle out of me I admit.

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>>14312114
thanks <3

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i am the strongest y*sman

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>>14312111
>I wouldnt say shes gotten any better at it.
She's gotten fucking worse. Manager san forcing her to make schedules was the only thing keeping it together, but Season 2 Gura will not be constrained by basic job requirements.

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do you think gura cleaned out her fridge

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I want to rape Gura and I think I deserve it at this point

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>>14312204
>do you think gura
no I dont

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>>14312163
I'm stronger than you

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>>14312204
no

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>>14312204
Her hands probably turned purple.

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>>14312216
imagine raping gura while she talks down to you in uwu the whole time widdle chumbabby

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>>14312204
I want to say no, but I'm a yesman.

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>>14312062
>people are still using it correctly for now.
I have literally put criticism in the past and got called that in response to it, the word has lost all meaning in this thread

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>>14311010
Cause it's like an inch away from showing her nipple and she looks like a loli

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>>14312253
you're an awful rapist if she has energy to talk down in uwu

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>>14312253

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>>14312183
it's been a dry spell alright
i think even the yesmen are running out of excuses and soon her winter break will come, so december may as well be fucked

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>>14311165
why don't they count..?

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>>14312286
awful rapists are objectively hotter than skilled rapists. only women think otherwise

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Well, it doesn't look like she's going to stream today. I didn't want to do this but I guess I have to kill this hostage. I made a promise that if Gura doesn't stream today, he will have to die for my enjoyment. Gura was the one thing that calmed the voices in my head and since she's not streaming today, I guess I'll have to go on a killing spree *sigh*. I guess I'll do my archive reps but it's not the same.

>>14311626
2nd half of 2021 has been bad with the con appearances, that family thing and generally being sick most times. compounded by game permission isn't helping that either. You'd have to be a big idiot to deny Gura playing your game. If I finish my game, I'd let Gura play it.

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>>14312334
>excuses
No need for exchses, Gura has done nothing wrong.

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>>14312343
what the fuck are you guys even talking about

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>>14312389
>see you tomorrow

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>>14312338
Because she is just playing a game with her friends?

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>>14312270
I feel like people getting called it are just spamming it everywhere to try cope. At the same time it helps the word lose meaning faster.

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>>14312409
Nothing wrong about that.

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>>14312183
>She's gotten fucking worse
this past month shes been worse than the last fee oned but still not as bad as her very first ones, still hoping she gets over this funk

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>>14312338
because she doesn't stream her POV

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>>14311836
>simp
go back

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>>14312338
because the collab didn't even have her own POV and it was proximity chat, the ttrpg isn't as intimate since it's more character and story driven with a whole group

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>>14312409
careful janny might warn you for that post.

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do you think when gura farts she smells it a little bit and goes "that's a really bad fart"

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>>14312495
>it doesn't count 'cause I said so!
Ogey.

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At this point I'm hoping she never schedules anything and throttles her communication even further. It's what I'd do, out of pure spite and stubbornness.

You people are incredibly entitled. Maybe it's my age showing, but that's how I feel. You seem like little children who can't be left alone for five minutes but start crying if mommy isn't paying attention to them all the damn time. Very zoomer, very immature.

Gura doesn't have to and isn't obliged to tell you about any move she does or does not make.

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>>14312544
you don't?

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>>14312508
Wait why

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>>14312575
see >>14310789

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>>14312423
playing games with her friends is peak gura content tho

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>>14312554
basalt

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>>14312595
me on the ladder

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>>14312554
Careful, you might get called a yes man, how will you cope then?

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>>14312595

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>>14312554
why is she an anteater

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>>14312495
the ttrpg reason is flimsy as fuck

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>>14311524
Gura's always been a lazy streamer, this is nothing new.. if you aren't used to it at this point how the fuck are you still following her?
She doesn't put much content out, but when she does it's usually entertaining / cute / hilarious / emotional just because of her personality and talents.

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>>14312649
She csn smell ants.

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>>14312554
>Gura doesn't have to and isn't obliged to tell you about any move she does or does not make.
Stupid take. As her husband I am entitled to literally all aspects of her life.

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>>14312614
Would be if she was streaming it that's the point.

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>>14312554
I'm very happy being viewed as a chumbaby by mama Gura. Vomit more content into our waiting mouths gooruh

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>>14312595
me below the chair

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>>14312659
It's like he made criteria up to make Gura look as lazy as he could get away with!

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>>14310768
are you an unironic newfag or is this a reference to "/hlg/ is laughing at us" posters?

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>>14312681
that makes her autistic

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>>14312595
>Y*sm*n hiding beneath a chair
I'm gonna get you!

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>>14311524
fuck greys, they dont deserve shit

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>>14311739
>came in a minute
>booba gura
you're both a liar and a faggot

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>>14310768
Good we are a fucking joke at this point.

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>>14312630
I'll give myself a firm handshake.

>>14312649
So she can eat ants. Obviously.

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>>14312774
This, member chads we had two fantastic karaokes, we are winning. Nothing for the plebeian Grey masses.

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>>14312688
if you only need one PoV then the point is stupid

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>>14312204
she already said she did not too long ago, remember she's keeping a cookie her mom gave to her?

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>>14312554
Some people are being entitled, yes, but it really isn't that unreasonable to expect better communication after she herself pointed out that she needs to work on it.

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>>14312839
It's already full. She's doing it again. Maybe she'll tell us about it.

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>>14312836
I'm not talking about TTRPG.

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>>14312554
It's not even like she thinks like that. She clearly tries and is doing much better than she used to.

[Anonymous No.]

Kizuna AI finally got to 3 million. Would Gura be happy for her?

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>>14312920
why would she?

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>>14312904
>She clearly tries
Weird rrat, proof next thread?

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>>14312920
Gura doesn't seem to care about her own milestones so...

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>>14312554

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>>14312885
Retards can't tell the difference between I'M SICK LOL and worrying the shit out of people and normal breaks which don't bother anyone other than schizos who care way too much about what she's doing. Everyone else realizes she isn't streaming and goes about their day.

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>>14312920
is that a lot?

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>>14312920
Sorry for asking
But who is kisuna Ai?

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>>14313033
An NFT

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>>14313033
No way this is a real post.
Chumbabies...

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>>14312885
> better communication
Only the same as the one so far desu. I want to go back to the thing she did almost every week, a schedule. I'm even fine with seeing TBAs because I can at least write those off as probably skipped days.

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>>14312975
I'm not proving anything to you. I remember how last December was. We'd have probably gotten no cancelation tweet for the GTA stream, much less one with a reason.
We would never have known about the outage that caused a delay for the karaoke either.

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>>14312903
ok then, I got you confused then

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>>14312954
Senzawa mentioned liking her back when. I don't know if she still does.

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>>14313083
she's irrelevant

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>>14313033
The one with the sexiest armpits! I want to sniff them so badly!

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>>14313108
"See you tomorrow"

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>>14312885
>but it really isn't that unreasonable to expect better communication after she herself pointed out that she needs to work on it.
It's unreasonable to keep acting like she hasn't said anything in a week when she was on a stream and talking on twitter less than 24 hours ago. If you want to bitch about her lack of schedule go nuts, just try and keep in mind what time of year it is.

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>>14313121
She's Hololive only now.

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>>14313122
Doesn't mean she was never relevant. You are just showing how new you are.

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>>14313121
She is dead, its been 2 years. Snap out of it.

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>>14313193
you're talking to more than one person
I understand people not knowing who she is
there's no reason to: she's irrelevant

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>>14313184
Real chumbies don't care about collabs that much.

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>>14313184
Ok so when is her next stream?

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>>14313121
who's senzawa

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>>14313254
Real chumbies like or at least tolerate all of Gura's friends.

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>>14313262
Outfit reveal on 11th. It's pinned on her twitter.

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>>14313265
Me

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>>14313265
No way this is a real post
Deadbeats are lacking.

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>>14313265
A drunken mess.

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>>14313265
Some 2views that needs my rape correction

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>>14313283
I like Shion and I wish Gura took some time to show up on her stream chat, or tweet at her or..

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>>14312885
Anon, I'm not going to pretend I know what's going on in her head, but of what I am absolutely sure is that she's stubborn. And when stubborn people, such as myself for instance, are presented with demands or expectations of other people we tend to dig in our heels and simply refuse to budge. On top of that, she's a girl, and there's probably a feeling of being insulted somewhere in there.

The communication problem isn't about schedules and so on. It was about a specific instance, a perfect storm of coincidences and situations that made us think she might be very sick or worse.

I don't see her lack of communication as a problem at all. There is no problem. This is all just poorly raised kids and young "adults" who are so used to being coddled and led by the hand that they don't even realize how unnatural it is. They can only see Gura as intrinsic to themselves and not as a separate entity that exists for herself. Ergo the disgraceful clinginess and temper tantrums.

This just makes me respect her more because it seems she understands the value of independence, privacy and silence. My Princess is quite wonderful you see, but you still don't seem to grasp what that actually means as a bottom line. You all like her but you still fail to understand what qualities are truly likeable and why.

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>>14313265
SENZAWA DEEZ NUTS!
https://vocaroo.com/1dsbvSbVkcJA

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>>14310519
I rewatch this at least once per week.

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>>14313254
I like Mori and Shion but solo Gura is what I look forward to the most.

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>>14313337
Shion isn't Gura's friend, she's her wife.

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>>14313340
Basado

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>>14313340
SEE
YOU
TOMORROW

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>>14313337
Or fuck her!

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>>14312595
>Look out he has a chair

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>>14313407
You won't ever see anybody from these threads, just their posts.

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>>14313393
Woman can't fuck woman

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>>14313340
Sorry, schizocroat, she should have spent 2 seconds to say she isn't streaming today while she was doing her twitter reps earlier today. If you think that makes me a child throwing a tantrum, so be it.

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>>14313450
Look behind (You)

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>>14313340
>perfect storm
I see what you did there.

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>>14313456
Yeah, that's literally all I want. A quick heads about about whether she's streaming or not. Everything she's more or less doing just fine.

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>>14313033
based chumbabby

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>>14312554
She disagrees with you because she herself said she needs to be better at communicating. Yesfaggot destroyed. Next

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>>14313340
stubbornness and laziness aren't virtues. and saying yes/no to streams aren't invading her privacy whatsoever.

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>>14313476
There's a wall behind me. Now what?

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>>14313456
>>14313456
Me too, but shitposters and sycophants will tell you it's too much to ask for.

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>>14313496
That would make you the yesfaggot, not him.

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>>14312904
Indeed.

>>14313407
Exactly. You're too clingy and dependent, like a little kid. It's like you all lost your minds. We had a stream barely a day ago.

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Reminder that Gura said she was my shark (not yours)

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>>14313456
>>14313456
>>14313542
Are you seeing that shit? >>14313585

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>>14313456
Do you even like Gura? All you do is complain
You would think after a year you might get used to her personality.

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>>14313596
I made this post.

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i can't believe it has been one day since Gura last streamed, what a whore

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>>14313626
I made this post

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>>14313641
I miss guwaa

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>>14313641
Collaborations are worthless you tourist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14313340
>be entertainer
>have people who want to watch content
>don't tell them shit about when and what all of a sudden
It's that simple. Stop acting like it's entitlement to WANT to watch Gura. Christ you people act like we're asking her for a detailed explanation of what she's doing with her life, I just want to know when she's streaming (the day) and what the stream will be about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14313641
Go back to sucking cocks for a living.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14313694

[Anonymous No.]

>>14313641
Its almost funny how Ayame streams 1 time in 2 months and still communicates more with her fans than Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14313456
>>14313503
Yeah, you really need to dial it back a bit. She's been doing great streams and that's what matters, the rest is just you being clingy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14313733
what a shit bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>14313683
Exactly this. Because I like Gura, I want to know when she's streaming. If she's not, then I can focus on doing other stuff and not worry about checking YouTube and Twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>does something else
>misses members only Guerilla karaoke because no tweet
WOW COOL

[Anonymous No.]

I just want Gura to be happy and healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14313644
Fuck your post!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14313683
The moment you visit youtube and see your subscriptions you'll know if there's a stream or not planned.

It's that simple. I never even checked out her schedules when she made them since the above mentioned and general talk makes it unnecessary to stress over it. You folks are just way, way in too deep. Not into Gura (pun intended) but your entire way of doing things seems to be defective in some way. There is no problem. Everything is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14313880
>healthy
Chumbud...i...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14313911
>The moment you visit youtube and see your subscriptions you'll know if there's a stream or not planned.
??????????????????
This is bait right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14313456
it was pretty obvious she wouldn't stream today dude..
The incident on Sunday is one thing since she literally said she would, but there's nothing to be upset about today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14313850
I think you're 4 days late buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14313880
Not even the dragonballs can make her healthy

[Anonymous No.]

>>14313765
it must be very though for you bud, having to check youtube AND twitter sure is very time-consuming, imagine how many posts on 4chan you could make with all that free time

[Anonymous No.]

>>14313911
>The moment you visit youtube and see your subscriptions you'll know if there's a stream or not planned.
Get a job retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14313911
>The moment you visit youtube and see your subscriptions you'll know if there's a stream or not planned.
t. susan wojcicki

[Anonymous No.]

>>14313181
Wait, REALLY? You're trying to tell me that she got worse by pointing out that she still does something that she has always done but more rarely? Do you even think before you post??

[Anonymous No.]

>>14313970
No, but it is annoying. And on days when I know she's not streaming, I usually don't even bother to come here. I just react to streams and post art, mostly.

[Anonymous No.]

She literally asking for my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>14313970
>anon literally cannot conceive of people in timezones that require them to adjust their schedule around whether Gura is or isn't streaming
I think this is the main problem with the schizos who think schedules don't matter, they're the equivalent of JP holo fanbase: burgers and neets who can afford to watch Gura no matter what, they just need to know the time she usually does it (and that's consistent). It doesn't matter to them if she cancels because they weren't doing anything else anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14313340
Okay I love Gura for a lot of reasons, but excusing her laziness and lack of communication as sort of wonderful attribute is ridiculous..
Saying you're going to do something then fucking off and never bringing it up again is something she does a lot, but it certainly isn't something she should be proud of.
It's not even a difficult thing to correct, it takes as much effort as it takes to pick up your phone and wiggle your fingers for 10 seconds.. though I'm sure it feels a lot more scary in her mind since a lot of people will be seeing whatever she ends up writing.
She's definitely the type to dislike being in the public eye unless she absolutely has to.
I love that she's not an attention whore, but I also dislike that she doesn't communicate ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314136
You should not be adjusting your schedule around Gura's streams. Live your own life, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14313953
Judging from those question marks I'm assuming you're a kid, so I have no idea how you spend your time and so on. Basically as an adult I adhere to the work/sleep routine and can anticipate where I'll be and when weeks in advance.

>>14313991
I'm gainfully employed, thank you. I always work in fact. I'm working right now. Money is always being made, created out of thin air and the passage of time if you will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314186

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>>14314186
There are people who think that watching VODs is "soulless".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14313760
I simply have disdain for seamonkeys and yurohadjis, and enjoy their seething

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314186
What a retarded post, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314136
this damn female child
not thinking about the hard-working oji-sans
rape correction is required

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314186
Watching VODs is not the same as watching live. If you like Gura enough then it's worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314186
>he didn't adjust his life according to a anime shark girl
Ngmi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314186
>n-no you can't know when the think you want to see is airing your life is wrong
What compels you to type this nonsense?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314296
Where did this rape correction shit start? I swear people were not saying it a week ago. I know it's a mesugaki thing but that translation is dumb as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314186
i can shop for groceries any night of the week. it only takes one night, and it can be any night of the week. just tell me when the unarchived karaoke is so i don't come back from the store to find out i missed it because there was no fucking schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14313723
This is unironically true unfortunately..

[Anonymous No.]

>>14313880
too bad she's neither of those things

[Anonymous No.]

>>14313880
Gura has AIDS. I thought it would be obvious to you by now. Her depression , constant health issues and stopping giving a shit about her character gave it away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314381
Gura is happier than me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314353

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314399
>Gura has AIDS
yeah, mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314353
Twitter auto translate, that's the joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314417
if this is the sequel to mammoth2020 then it fucking sucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314399
Yeah, from me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314399
>Ugly stain of a shitpost
Shorgey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314136
I literally always watch Gura when I'm working and that's only possible because I work a perpetual night shift. It's rare for me to actually watch her at home. And from my perspective she streams at 2 in the morning.

Actually this might explain a lot. Adults see no problem but kids and actual NEETs do, since the first are never in command of their time and the second have nothing better to do than complain.

Participating in the thread unless directly after or before a stream is a mistake it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314417
>it actually says rape correction
Well I'll be damned. You're in the clear this time google translate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314355
nah bro you're so entitled for wanting a simple heads up in advance /s

[Anonymous No.]

sleep tight sharkie

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314546
Have you not considered that there is not always an heads up in advance to be given? She doesn't always know when she's gonna be streaming in advance. Some weeks are just unstable like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314682
>gets paid literally millions to stream
>cant even do the bare min that basically every 2 view can do

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314682
best not to do the disappearing VOD act for those weeks, then. i promise i won't bite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314722
in her words 'i haven't posted a schedule yet, i suck'

[Anonymous No.]

>>14313340
i hate schizocroat, but he's right about the childlike nitpicking.
gura keeps in mind all these things about her fans wanting schedules, solo streams, asmr, dmc, karaoke, chat time, her usual timeslot, and a ton of other things.
she often apologizes for not delivering on something, and those fans will usually be pretty patient about it. but for some reason, the ones who want schedules act insane about it. it's cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314723
Sure, best to. But sometimes she just wants to sing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314722
you are right, i think you should stop watching her and go to another split

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314745
>gura keeps in mind all these things about her fans wanting schedules, solo streams, asmr, dmc, karaoke, chat time, her usual timeslot, and a ton of other things.
you mean she comments on them when viewers remind her, which happens often, because she doesn't fix anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314682
>implying these anons even actually care about gura
their twisted definition of caring is more akin to controlling

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314722
But... there is literally no one in hololive who has never gone a week without a schedule. They all get paid a lot. It still happens because it's not a function of how much you get paid, shit just happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314857
thats not what I said but ok what ever helps you cope at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314451
that's litterally mammoth2020, newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314857
A week? It's kinda looking like she's dropped the things altogether. When there's no schedule next week what are you gonna say then? "Shit just happens..a month in a row".

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314857
>there is literally no one in hololive who has never gone a week without a schedule

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314885
Tell me what you meant, then.
>cant even do the bare min that basically every 2 view can do
I assumed you meant posting a schedule

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314857
You do know the argument at hand was notifying people of streams right? Not schedules...

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/dreams_jason/status/1468729584367673344
>>14304551
Jason..?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314921
even though he wrote a double negative its still technically correct. alternate translation: everyone in hololive has missed a schedule at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314834
It's soooo controlling to want her to take a few seconds to state a yes, no, or maybe during the time she was on twitter, mere hours ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314942
Literally just let people know if shes gonna stream or not.
Thats it, it takes literal seconds of her day to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314898
that's the same shit they always tell me about soulless sequels

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314956
Too much clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14313340
You are one stupid motherfucker. I hope if you ever get a girlfriend IRL (and you won't), she gives you the same "independence" and "silence" treatment. Self immolate, you disgusting old fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314834
no i'm just treating her like i would treat any oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315024
yeahh, just the design looked very similar.. probably either coincidence or he was watching the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314956
Based chumbud

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314905
She streamed about 3 out of 4/5 weeks in November because of her break at the start of it and her illness at the end of it. Of those weeks, 2 had proper schedules. Then the first week of December happened without a schedule too.
That... is just not a pattern. Acting like it's some kind of statement she's making against schedules is honestly kind of off the rails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314956
Based either way. There's a reason why he's Gura's favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315135
But thats not Ciel....

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315071
it's easy to slip into being lazy once you break a consistent routine a few times(like she has) It's like going to the gym regularly, if you miss a few times it becomes much easier to be lazier and you lose motivation

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315135
t. JasonDreams

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315171
Oh for sure. I know if I break my sleep schedule or stop doing things I get extremely lazy and tired and dont really care about anything.
Its just how the human body works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315135
she's going to be fucking creeped out when she sees he posted that, so that's kinda based I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>14313880
I want to be happy, hell I want to feel something other misery and despair. No matter how many times I watch gura I feel numb, dead, and empty. Honestly I'm not sure if it's worth living at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315268
doubt. shes liked way more risque stuff than that

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315268
Nah, she knows what he's like. That's why she likes him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315268
>creeped out
>Gura
>Creeped out
>cunny

[Anonymous No.]

Look, I don't care what side you're on, but there is obviously a problem or else these threads wouldn't have 1000+ replies with no stream. And that's taking into account the autistic yesfaggot image replier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315171
That has not happened before after similar rough patches, and I really don't see a reason to think it will happen this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315268
Retardchama.... Gura loves lewd art of herself and only doesnt like porn because shes not allowed to

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbuds, I need my meds pronto. I'm going to lose my mind if nothing happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315310
Yeah, you. You're the problem. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314745
Oh sure she keeps in mind, how often does she actually DO the things she's keeping in mind?
For me the schedule/communication thing bothers me so much more because it's such a small simple thing that she somehow can't do. It's not like certain types of streams which need setup or permissions or equipment, she just needs to make a single tweet or scribble out a schedule, a tiny bit of effort she just can't afford to spare apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315310
there is a problem. the problem is that you put way too much weight to the words of random faggots on an anonymous imageboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315268
How new?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315310
You are correct. If anyone disagrees they are delusional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315310
/ggg/ is inclining LETS GOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

He did it
https://twitter.com/cunny069/status/1468746533646569475

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315310
The problem is (You).

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have more pics of gura sleeping?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315419
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315419
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315419
Tummy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315398
we made it bros…

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315419
>throwaway account
No balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315419
>he
This is your tweet you're shilling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315504
without a doubt, still liked it anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315432

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315419
was cunny69 taken?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315419
Holy containment breaking faggot. At least do the original without the cunny as this one has no chance of being picked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315302
>>14315324
>>14315368
>>14315297
>>14315295
>one of her paypigs posts something that basically outs him as wanting to fuck her childlike body
>gura being extremely uncomfortable with sexual stuff involving herself
Yeahh.. she's not going to be happy..

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315432

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315310
Our problem is faggots like (You) posting the same complaints on cooldown all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315037
To use your zoomer lingo, that's a big oof right there li'l buddy. I can understand you not having perspective and chucking school playground insults at me, but the actual problem is that you seem to have fallen into what I talked about earlier - you're totally codependent on Gura without understanding that she's a separate entity from you that exists independently of you and doesn't owe you anything. The bottom line of your "insult" is that you seem to think Gura is your girlfriend and that she betrayed you by not tweeting constantly or making schedules and so forth. Being unable to face this yourself, you deflected your own fears at me and veiled them in a pseudo-insult.

You are quite troubled, and I feel for you. But this is not the proper way to deal with your emotions and least of all, how to fix your situation. In essence you have (theoretically) at this moment dragged both Gura and me into yourself and are playing out your own drama with our images as dolls. But we are not there. It's all just you. If you are frustrated due to a lack of female attention and love, there are more... direct ways of dealing with that. None of them include the Internet or computers.

Good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315641
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315662
Because they stay relevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315641
>extremely uncomfortable with sexual stuff involving herself
keep making up headcanons faggot

[Anonymous No.]

Containment breachers are now being celebrated. /vt/ will never stop being a serious mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315670
Nigga I'd give shit to TV station for missing my favorite show without prior notice, if I was a boomer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315641
She will just ignore it, anon. There's plenty of straight up porn right in her art tag, she can handle it.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay I stayed up until Gura's usual stream time, there better not be another unarchived gorilla member's stream that doesn't get a tweet while I sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315670
What a fucking pseud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315641
Anon I'm going to fuck your childlike body if you don't shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315641
Go back >>14276722

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315641
No one tell this anon about Dudul

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315719
>now
Retards have always celebrated other retards in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315719
Stop pretending to be an oldfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315731
If there is, thank you for your sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315623
it wouldn't have been picked even if he chose a normal name

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315719
>containment breakers
nigga 4chan hasnt been a secret since the 2000's, stop pretending

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315359
Hello yesfaggot image replier. I volunteered at a psychiatric hospital a couple years ago due to college requirements.
I want you to know that your autism is only going to get worse as you age. You will never hold a job. You will never have a girlfriend. You will eventually confine yourself to your room and be miserable for the rest of your life. enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314956
HORNY PURPLE SHARK

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315641
>he wants to fuck her childlike body
>I want to fuck her childlike body
WE ARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315359
>he was warned
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315722
yeah, but not from a name she recognizes

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315670
Nice post, fart sniffer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315833
That guy is not me, but thanks, I appreciate the wall of text.
Definitely not gonna read it but I appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315880
Lol what, you think that makes a difference somehow?
You need to protect her from the lewd thoughts of her paypigs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315701
maybe you don't watch her enough, but you can see how she reacts whenever anything remotely sexual is brought up in a show / movie.
Also her reaction to the shower thing in the big brain stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315833
*cums on you*

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315960
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315770
I know Dudul is a massive lolicon, but he doesn't post Gura lewds and doesn't make it publicly known.
Everything he's ever made of Gura has just been cute and sweet and that's all that Gura has seen

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315880
Who cares, she's a grown woman and knows how internet works. She'll just ignore his ass if he offends her with that shitty drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315721
American boomers are too far up their own ass to act otherwise. We're way pass that sorta behavior if you ask me. There's only very few things in life that need total dedication and total precision, lest we all perish.

In essence, light it up nigga, lets watch some Attenborough and chill the fuck out to some exotic birds and shit.

>>14315745
I just helped him more than any other person in his life. For free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315960
>Implying others don't watch her enough
>Still posts this ridiculous post

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316001
Direct your attention to the crotch area of this image

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315959
>>14316024
Every time she says "thanks JasonDreams" in the future or sees his comment in chat, she'll remember that he wants to pin her down and mating press her.
Doesn't matter to me, just letting it be known that he basically fell to the "pedo creep" tier in her mind now

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315960
The shower thing where she specifically watched chat so she could bring it up again at the end of the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316151
Gura doesn't see herself as a child, you're being weird about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316069
>I just helped him
>Rambling pseudo ”psychoanalysis” post
You are the one with your head the furthest up your own ass in this thread, and you're absolutely loving the smell up in there too. Have some self-awareness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316151
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>14314956
that's a cute drawing and i'm sure she will love it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316151
just because gura has a petite body doesnt make her pedobait. go back to twitter

[Anonymous No.]

Surely Gura realizes that her fans are mostly 20s/30s men who find her sexually attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316151
Do you even watch streams? Gura loves "pedo creeps". Look at the way she baits chat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316151
So what? Is that a problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316069
mag-fucking-nanimous holy shit get YOUR head out of your ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316329
yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316206
I stand by my opinions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316148
that's extremely tame.. if he added a visible cameltoe then you would've had a point

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316329
I want to be more of a creep but I can't draw...

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316191
her model is basically a child anon..

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316148
Wow, it's fucking nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316460
>every petite woman is basically a child
go back to twitter faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316424
I hope she goes back to fanart schedules and has another cunny front and center again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316372
You're perfectly at liberty to use the information I've provided to fixing your situation as well Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316460
UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316493
anon.. are you seriously arguing she doesn't have a loli model?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14315670
If you ever have a daughter, I'm going to rape her while reading this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316498
The way I see it full-on regular-ass schedules will be back either after outfit reveal, or after her holiday break at the very worst.
Then I'm also looking forward to enjoying the cunny art schedules making insufferable moralists uncomfortable again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316243
>20s/30s men
>20s/30s
anon.. it's all ojiisans and children..

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316566
I work with women smaller than Gura. I would never in my life describe these women as lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316566
of course she does, thats not my argument at all. does she look young? yes. is she actually a child? no.

anecdote: i used to date a 24 year old woman who looked no older than 15. does this make me a pedo? no, not by the definition of the law anyway. so gtfo out of here with your tumblr/twitter arguments

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316329
>Look at the way she baits chat
Just cause she's a massive tease doesn't mean she loves pedophiles. That's just her personality
>inb4 she likes it too
she finds lolis cute. nothing more nothing less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316579
Correction: my daughter will peg you while I read terse poetry to you. While having an erection.

[Anonymous No.]

All I see is pointless disputation in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316630
Gura considers anyone older than her an oji-san/boomer, apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316566
>>14316666
She said herself she's a lolibaba, why is this still an argument?

[Anonymous No.]

Its like people forget Gura liked hentai of herself before and was bonked by management for it.

[Anonymous No.]

You all are acting like children

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316493
This denial is unreal.
Gura doesn't look like a "petite woman". She looks like a little girl and that's one of the big reasons she has so many subscribers. She understands this and called herself a lolibaba. Just admit your a lolicon like everyone else here and move the fuck on.

[Anonymous No.]

I need baby gura pics

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316725
That never happened, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316612
>>14316498
I still wish she had seen pic related, bet she would've taken it for a schedule.
Unfortunately only Matsuri liked it on Twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316703
she knows how many 40s / 50s year olds there are that are lusting after her now

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316740
god that's hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316725
I'm new. Do you mean this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316693
As if you'd be able to even get it up at your advanced age, old man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316770
Isn't that from November? I figured it was kind of late for swimsuit art by that point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316740
looking like a child =/= being a child. lusting after an adult woman who looks underage is by definition not pedo. bait moar

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316381
Anon, you can stand by your opinions, but if you want to be taken seriously by any large number of people you need to unironically get your head out of your ass. Your high-handed and condescending way of posting makes you look more immature than anything else. It's just like the way that a preteen speaks when they're trying to act like an adult - they've never actually been spoken to as an equal by an adult, so they think speaking as if you're talking to a kid is how adults talk all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316760
>>14316835
She liked the art of her "riding" on a shark plush way back maybe a month or two after she debuted

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316658
My old team lead (im a software engineer) used to be an extremely cute and hot 26 year old british girl.. she literally had the fucking body of a 13 year old; extremely flat chest and like under 5 feet tall. Plus she worked out a lot so she was thin.. god I wish didn't quit.
They do exist although very rare..

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316883
A great man once said: "Everyone is a lolicon. The moment you are born you are a lolicon." You just need to accept it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316666
>does she look young? yes. is she actually a child? no
no shit gura isn't a child, but the model looks like a child and that's what you want to fuck and that's what half the thread is jerking off over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316945
She had a 7'5" boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316840
Anon, that comes across as you teasing me to fuck your boypussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316913
That seems more like an honest mistake on her part, rather deliberate like for the porn of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14316945
holy fuck my heart is racing

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>>14317021
Here take this

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>>14316913
proof? I don't remember that and that would've been talked about in hlg

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>>14317014
Yeah, me.

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>>14316911
he already said he views everyone in this thread as squabbling children, no shit he's talking to people like they're kids

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>>14317043
She only knows what she's doing about 25% of the time, anon.

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>>14317010
being a lolicon = being a pedo is such a played out argument. are there legitimate pedos that are lolicons? of course. does this mean every lolicon is a pedo? no. literal tumblr tier argument

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All this pedo posting...
Shouldn't we go back to talking about how Gura doesn't care about or need us anymore?

:)

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>>14317133
>us

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>>14317133
No, this is honestly better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317133
nah mate we've moved on to new bait cuz the newfags stopped biting

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>>14317057
Im gonna be real with you. I have no clue what date it was or anything and there is no way in hell im gonna waste my time digging for it. You can either believe it or not I really dont care anywhere near that much to "prove" it to you.

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>>14316945
not that rare amongst anglo women, they're known for narrow hips and bust.

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>>14316835
she liked this on twitter?

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>>14317181
okay then I choose not to

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>>14317133
Unironically I wouldn't be surprised if Gura plans on quitting soon. She probably made more than enough money to be happy for years as a neet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317133
Nah I may mostly believe that but I dont want /ggg/ to be a shithole and we will have plenty of time to talk about that when the new outfit is dogshit.
I much prefer it like this.

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>>14316911
The difference here is that I am an adult talking to an obvious child. I believe I was quite fair and gentle given his obvious problem. I offered him a solution, the rest is up to him.

>>14317004
"All adult men are lolicon." - Remilia Scarlet

>>14317097
But Anon, most of them ARE kids. It's plainly obvious and everyone knows it. It's not a secret.

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>>14317010
how many children have you saved complaining about drawing on the internet

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>>14317180
>the newfags stopped biting
When? Last thread was 1000 shitposts long

[Anonymous No.]

I really hope Gura is happy and getting a decent amount of rest

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think Gura is watching Polka's karaoke right now?

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>>14317185
london...

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>>14317181
Multiple anons documented her ecchi twitter likes extensively, and that one never shown up in any compilation, so I think it's just your memory that is faulty. She usually just likes swimsuit art and maybe some slightly yab poses, but that's about it.

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>>14317236
Gura and Ame have the same rrats being spread about them, cute

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>>14316883
She's a loli. If pic related get's you feeling something then you're a lolicon.

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>>14317371
its almost like anons forget what she was like last christmas. oh wait, most of them werent around back then kek

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I expected the 2-3 days since it's already been a while since she came back, but I still already miss her. Gonna head off and get some reps in to kill some time.
>>14317315
Almost all of the replies to bait were literally just me having fun at their expense.

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>>14317298
I didn't know Remilia was so based

[Anonymous No.]

>schedule doko
>"i know arent i terrible?"
>carries on with stream
what did she mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317405
I want Gura to feel my something

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>>14317405
refer to >>14317128

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>>14317014
She actually unironically did.. hehe

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>>14317439
She knows and doesnt care.
Thats about it.

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>>14317439
Are you frustrated?

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>>14317014
>>14317470
not 7'5" but like over 6'2"

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>>14317236

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is an adult and there is nothing you can do about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>14317490
case in point

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>>14317025
Also she wore cute sundresses and never wore bras cause her chest was so flat..

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>>14317405
I only like loli if she has hips. And honestly I prefer lolibas only, I'm not into the whole corruption shit myself.

[Anonymous No.]

is it just me or does youtube chat leak memory like a sieve these days?

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>>14317603
I also prefer lolibabas and unless you are into amputee porn all lolis have hips

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>>14317553
adults don't cry over disney songs and call to their mama when they are feeling lonely
Goowa is tiny child

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>>14317617
no it does pretty fucking bad.
Hyperchat helps for the most part but still happens sometimes.

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>>14317565
The variation in form within humans is mindblowing sometimes. Jesas.

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puhmonya

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>>14317128
lolicon is literally the Japanese word for pedophile, but yeah I get your point.

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>>14317663
I've known adult women, even a couple of "men", that do

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>>14317663
Gura is a female....
They do that shit all the time.

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>>14317660
I meant wide, accentuated hips, to be precise.

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>>14317133
nahh, this is a better discussion

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>>14317709
It really is

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>>14317663
Nobody ever really "grows up"

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>>14317733
except lolicon isnt the word for pedophile lol

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>>14317709

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>>14317439
She probably does care and thinks about it frequently. She just doesn't do it.

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>>14317733
No... no its not.

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>>14317304
I'm not advocating against liking loli art, I really don't care if you do. I'm just saying that arguing loli =/= something that looks like a child is retarded.

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>>14317298
My point was that the way you worded your solution to him means that he and many people wouldn't take you seriously, so your efforts are for nothing... Though now that I consider it, you probably only wanted to stroke your own ego anyway.

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>>14317807
part 2

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>>14317749
as long as they maintain the flat chest, I don't care. I just like short and flat

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>>14317663
you must not know many adult women if you think that

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>>14317894
wtf you talk to woman?

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>>14317826
that argument was never about whether loli looked like a child. it started over someone saying liking gura made you a pedo, then somehow devolved into liking loli = pedo. next...

[Anonymous No.]

this conversation is gay

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>>14317977
If liking loli makes me a pedo than call me Gawr Gura.

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>>14317553
She is a lolibaba.

[Anonymous No.]

I like lolis and I like petite women and dream of finding a girl like Gura someday https://youtu.be/jaf_jn5YLLs?t=5533

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>>14317733
Yes yes and brocon/siscon mean "hillbilly''

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I get banned for 3 (Three) days, and /ggg/ becomes even shittier than before
This is why parents need to beat their children.

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>>14317826
Most loli don't look like children. Way too big hips.

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>>14318082
Wide hips are the best.

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>>14318076
i was going to uoh but tailess Gura's don't deserve it

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>>14318076
>>14318150
I'll do it for you. UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHAPESHIFTING MAGIC TuTuTuT

[Anonymous No.]

this thread is so far beyond the pale only plushanon could possibly turn it around at this point.

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>>14318076
The discordniggers have crawled from their fetid nests for the outfit reveal. They'll be gone by Christmas.

[Anonymous No.]

Something a bit different from all the greek themed outfits.

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>>14318150
tailless gura has grown on me ever since i got koikatsu. it's impossible to see what's going on unless you remove her tail. it's a visibility issue anon

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>>14318142
this is true

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>>14318218
It's much better than a few hours ago.

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>>14318082
you haven't seen much loli or anime in general then

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>>14317976
Yeah it's easy. I've just never found a girl that stood out to me the way Gura does

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>>14318235
>not open toed
im disappointed

[Anonymous No.]

Finally catching up on GTA5. Any one getting weird ads on Gura's channel? Just got a advertisement from some Korean Oyster place with a 3D Oyster model.

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>>14317740
based men

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li>>14317826
The discussion is difficult because you have pedos and anti-pedos both arguing that loli art is pedophilia with one side saying there isn't anything wrong with it and the other saying you need to be shot. Their positions are like a horseshoe. You're currently at the bottom of the round part of the horseshoe, saying that they're both wrong. In the end, it doesn't matter, because our country doesn't prosecute thought crime. At least not yet.

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>>14318240
>he thinks Gura's juicy fat tail is an issue
NGMI

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>>14318320
no, i don't see ads

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>>14318271
Beautiful artwork

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>>14318142
depends how wide. most wide I'd say that is acceptable is like pic related, but I prefer smaller hips too

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>>14318012
*cums on your penis*

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if gura plays pokemon again she should sit in VC and hope someone shows up, having someone else makes it much better

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>>14318044
As long as you're good looking and charismatic, you're likely able to find a girl of any body type.

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>>14318235
This is perfect, gura will definitely show this if she sees it

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>>14318235
is that shouu? cute!

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>>14318415
She probably played it off stream because she doesn't want to spend time with her fans.

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>>14318235
that's cute too! I just really hope she has exposed shoulders like everyone thinks and that the silhouette isn't a bait

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>>14318415
Yea she should do streams like that more often, that solo to almost full myth MC stream was fucking magical.

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>>14318340
Well if you're Australian or Canadian, saving half the images posted in this thread could land you jail time..

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pet shart

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>>14318235
I don't think there's much chance of it being Greek. It's nice to see a real guess.

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>>14318509
She probably hasn't touched it because she's too busy playing animal crossing or something

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>>14318415
Shinigami hands typed this

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>>14318572
lol >>14318506

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>>14318572
Don't care. That's what they get for literally handing in all their guns to the government.

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>>14318593
I would normally agree but that trident gives me hope

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>>14318649
If you don't think the same law of "child-like drawings" = CP is coming to the States sometime in the near future then you're ignorant. It's just a matter of time

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>>14318649
I was talking about Australia btw, leafs are getting close, but they're not quite as stupid as them just yet.

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>>14318593
Atlantis = Greece basically since it was supposedly an island off the coast of Greece. And the hair motif's + the decorations on her tail and trident point to it being greek

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>>14318721
That shit already came here in 2003. Then it was struck down by the cunny-chads in the Supreme court. Their black gowns couldn't hide their massive erections from loli art and they struck that shit down. Nice try though, foreigner.

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Tell me chumbuds, do you feel empathy for other people?

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>>14318721
Tell yourself whatever you need to feel better about not being American

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>>14318785
God imagine going down to Atalantis
All the women are cunny for their entire life like Gura...

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>>14318821
Yes. Gura.

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>>14318821
No, my lack of empathy is one of the reasons I did time.

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbuds, do things really get better with time?

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>>14318906
Gura can't keep her lore straight, there might be booba Atlanteans next time she talks about it.

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>>14318821
Im just like my oshi and couldnt give a fuck less about anyone elses feelings other than my own
>>14319016
only if you try to get better.

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>>14318906
Friendly reminder that gura is taller than her mother

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>>14319016
no. things might get better for a while, but things will always decline over a long enough period of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319038
How do I do that?

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>>14317573
i can't stop thinking about this

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>>14319016
No? What gave you that idea? You get worse as you get older and we're all probably going to be fighting in some war within 30 years.

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>>14319072
You need to want to get better and work towards it. Look at what Gura does and do the opposite is a good start.
But joking aside if you want your life to improve all you need to do is keep your chin up and work towards that goal.

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>>14318818
They used their massive erections like a gavel and then cock-slapped the Protect Act right out of John Ashcroft's hand.

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In a recent stream Gura was talking about merch and started to mention a hypothetical scenario in which a fan of hers would have to explain her image appearing on clothing and while doing this she referred to herself as a 'shark child' before hurriedly adding 'girl' after a short pause (so 'shark child girl'). This suggests to me two things: (1) she sees Gura as a child/loli and (2) she's extraordinary cautious about explicitly confirming that view, either at the direction of management or out of her own fear of garnering the umbrage of normalfags.

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>>14319051
time is a destroyer not a creator

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>>14319129
Okay, I'll try. Even though my mind is misshapen I'll try

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319047
>loli MILF

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>>14319155
gura has already faced the 'wrath' of the twitter crowd, im sure she would like to avoid it as much as possible

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>>14319016
no, but you care less

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>>14318721
Loli is legal in all US states dispite what jewgle has to say about it. There is a supreme court precedent that protects people from it and the only times people have ever gotten in trouble for it are because it was tied to other shit.
Laws banning it will never pass here because if they did every rich person would be at risk of their naked child art in their mansions.

[Anonymous No.]

Can I have some sad gura images?

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>>14319091
Should I kill myself now?

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>>14319252
nyo sad

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>>14319252

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>>14319047
T u T
I want to mating press both of them so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319274
Wait for Gura to graduate first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319274
Gura could be waiting on the other side

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319307

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>>14319047
When did she say thisssss? I know she's tiny but I did not know she was that tiny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319345
I think she'd laugh at me

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>>14319358

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>>14319345
Does that mean gura is dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319387
Why is that?

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>>14319410
She has been for 5 months anon...

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>>14319155
When she debuted, there were a number of really obnoxious twitter types who sperged and raged at Gura's child-like design. There is absolutely no way she wasn't aware of them and I think since then, she and possibly her manager have been careful to try and avoid any more attention regarding this kind of thing. She has always liked and related to cute girl designs, so it kind of sucks she feels she's stepping on eggshells when talking about it.

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>>14318593
>>14318235
How can you not see the bump on her right shoulder? That indicates a toga or at least offset dress style

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319410
no but who knows what's after death

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319432
You would laugh at me

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319465
after and death are antonyms. after implies more to come, death implies an end / a finality

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319553

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>>14318821
depends on their race

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>>14318593
>>14318235
During her brain age stream, she said she liked togas since they were "lore appropriate" and by this I think she also meant because you don't wear anything underneath the toga.

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>>14319675
oh fuck I need this

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319675
my queen gawr sama

[Anonymous No.]

Guys let her be. Finals are tough for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319451
I mean ultimately it just comes down to her being coward like so many other things.

[Anonymous No.]

gura should do a gao pose rating stream dedicated soley to looking at gao pose fanart

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319853
"coward" lol she didnt even bend a knee to those retard twitter hags, how is that cowardly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319047
I don't remember her ever saying that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319906
pretty sure it was the same stream where she told the story about her mother being pushed into a fridge at the supermarket. no i dont remember which stream that was

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319890
Self-censorship is bending the knee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319451
I like watching her tiptoe around it by saying a bunch of pedo codewords and that Atlantis has the fountain of youth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319840
I you clicked the wrong thread hooman

[Anonymous No.]

>>14319962
That was the axolotl tube minecraft stream. I remember that story but don't remember her saying that she's taller than her mom

[Anonymous No.]

If Gura really cared about her fans she'd masturbate while thinking about us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320075
>implying she doesnt get off to the thought of thousands of chumbies jacking it to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320075
i am 100% sure she does. i think most vtubers do. after a good stream there's a lot of leftover energy that they can use to furiously masturbate

[Anonymous No.]

>>14320138
If she did, we'd have that roleplay ASMR already.