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How would you introduce yourself to her parents?

Don't embarrass yourselves

>> No.14042156

>she'll swallow anything

No wait-

>> No.14042212

Rape them

>> No.14042318

>>14042067
Lying bitch

>> No.14042382

>>14042318
fuck off

>> No.14042405

>>14042067
Chloe said in the zatsudan stream earlier, "I call my grandmother my mother." So what does she call her actual mother?

>> No.14042450

I wouldn't want to be anywhere near that wore nor her shitty family, imagine raising your daughter to be a gold doing e-thot.
Fucking disgusting.

>> No.14042474

>>14042405
her daughter

>> No.14042579

>>14042450
fuck off

>> No.14042611
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>>14042450
Lamy trannies and Nousapiss are seething

>> No.14042675

>>14042405
most likely a drug addict/runaway mom who ditched her kid with grandma.

>> No.14042698

>>14042067
talk to his dad about grilling
then when the time is right:
"Speaking of meat sir, I'd like to date your daughter. "

>> No.14042773

>>14042067
Talk about the weather then panic

>> No.14042785

>>14042675
fuck off

>> No.14042890

>>14042067
Hello. Nice to meet you. I fuck your daughter and she loves it so much.

>> No.14043039

>>14042067
Aggressively flirt with her mom to the point of making Chloe uncomfortable

>> No.14043054

>>14042611
Nice names, I'm gonna use them from now on.

>> No.14043588

>>14042067
This is false. Chloe does not live with her parents and her past life confirmed it. I don't understand why she feels the need to lie on stream.

>> No.14043759

>>14042611
>>14043054
Go and enjoy your fake and lying chuuba. Alternatively kill yourselves.

>> No.14043907

>>14043759
Show me a chuuba who isn't a fake and lying bitch

>> No.14043942

>>14042067
"parents"

>> No.14043983

>>14042067
>step foward
>give a strong and confident handshake while looking them in the eyes
>"Hi, I'm here to impregnate your daugther"

>> No.14044123

>Give them homemade cookies laced with sleeping tablets
>fuck chloe in every room of the house. Multiple times.

>> No.14044248

>>14043907
Among holos? None of them are to the degree of this whore.
People who are unironically fond of her should he burned at the stake.
That's the same type of people who let women take advantage of them through shit like findom

>> No.14044459

the orca lies how?

>> No.14044525

Supposedly she already moved out in her past life

>> No.14044561

>>14042450
I don’t see you guys complaining about Rushia

>> No.14044651

>>14044561
rushia has an established herd of simps to defend her
chloe meanwhile, attempts to do edgy-but-simulanteously-cute loli GFE from day one (1)

killing the rushia cancer is far more difficult

>> No.14044680

>>14044561
Rushia's not gold digging, she's mentally ill to the point of having fallen in love with her chat to the point she thinks she's in a legitimate relationship with them and her chat are also mentally ill to the point they think the same.

>> No.14044697

>>14044561
>rushia
>thinks she's acting
How about you actually watch streams faggot.
They are absolutely nothing alike, this just shows me that you're a shitty EOP tourist who's watching Chloe and never bothered with rushia.
You'll be back to your shitty ENs soon

>> No.14044795

>>14042405
Is this another watame situation?

>> No.14044869

>>14042450
ESL-kun...

>> No.14044892

>>14042450
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SHE WANTS MONEY I'M GOING INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.14044966

>>14044680
>>14044697
Fandeads coping

>> No.14045161

>>14044248
You clearly never touched a woman in your entire life. I like Chloe because she is cute and entertaining. I could give 2 shits about all the "lies" because a lot of tubers will spread false info about their real lives just to throw off doxxing schizos off track. And theres a lot of them in Japan that are much much more fanatical than any western fan.

>> No.14045250

>>14044680
You are probably one of those retards who thinks that her twitter rants and going full menhera are all real and that she REALLY has a parasocial relationship with her fans. She knows what shes doing you dumb fuck.

>> No.14045288

>>14042450
Yukimin on a suicide watch

>> No.14045432

>>14045161
You should probably feel sorry about yourself before feeling sorry about anyone else if being cute is enough to count as "entertaining" for your fag, this isn't 2018 anymore.

>> No.14045647

>>14045250
日本語分からないくせによく言うよww

>> No.14045664

>>14045432
I said cute AND entertaining. Which is ultimately why everyone even watches Vtubers for the most part. Learn to read you mongoloid faggot.

>> No.14045720

>>14045432
what a nonsensical post. this is sad

>> No.14045820

>>14045664
Kill yourself EOP, she literally sung in two streams, talked in another two and pandered to fags like you in 1.
From that fraction of content you've seen, you've already decided that she's somehow "entertaining"? Get real with yourself fag, you're being self conscious so you're grasping for straws here.

>> No.14046087

>>14045820
First of all, you kill yourself ESL trash. And yes, Vtubers that debut can also be entertaining because that is one of the most exciting events in their Vtubing careers. Comparing her with some other Vtubers that wasted their debut and buff week on being boring as fuck, I can safely say that Chloe is entertaining.

>> No.14046142

>>14045820
5 hours of entertainment is plenty to define a chuuba as "entertaining", especially since they haven't found a niche yet

>> No.14046215

>>14046087
>>14046142
five (5) hours LOL
you're declaring her you oshi after only five (5) hours?

>> No.14046266

>>14045820
>Kill yourself EOP, she literally sung in two streams, talked in another two and pandered to fags like you in 1.
So she's like, half of Hololive?

>> No.14046316

>>14046215
Not my oshi, but I do find her cute

>> No.14046391

>>14042675
Does japan have drug addicts?

>> No.14046446

>>14044795
Vgh she just keeps getting better and better.

>> No.14046943

>>14046087
>>14046142
Your usual coomer audience, short lived and absolutely pathetic to see
Is that your standard? Just 5 hours? A sad sight for the eyes.
>>14046266
With the exception of those 5 girls anon, every single holo has more than 5 hours of content for you to pick and choose from

>> No.14046972

>>14045820
You've gone way beyond the deep end. Either kill yourself or commit suicide. You're genuinely uncurable.

>> No.14047132

>>14043759
nah you kill yourself instead

>> No.14047199

>>14044248
fuck off

>> No.14047312

>>14045820
nah you kill YOURSELF faggot

>> No.14047390

>>14045432
>It's 2015
Yeah and now it's 6 years later and international travel doesn't exist. What year it is has always been meaningless.

>> No.14047455

>>14046943
So do you just, watch a vtuber for 100 streams before deciding if she's "entertaining" or "cute"? Not even "good at singing" or "great at zatsudans" or "FPS god", just "entertaining"?
Seems like your standards are too high for such a cheap form of entertainment, vtubing probably isn't for you. If you know enough japanese to watch JP chuubas you should probably try conventional idols maybe

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>>14042067
>she has a imouto
I love Chloe but I fear for my lolicon instincts...

>> No.14047819

>>14046972
>>14047132
>>14047199
>>14047312
>>14047390
Keep seething EOPs, you will always be inferior.
>>14047455
I'll watch 5 zatsudans to see if she can actually keep a nice conversation going, I'll watch 10 karaokes to see if she can only sing 5 songs and will keep singing the same 5 songs over and over again... Etc
Listen anon, shitposting aside you can like a chuuba and see that she has potential, but treating her like a God send after 5 hours of content is literally the most retarded thing in existence, you're literally worse than thr councilfags, are you proud of yourself being worse than councilfags??

>> No.14047867

>>14047642
Her natural hag voice when she sings tells me she’s actually a caring older sister despite being extremely focused on her work.

>> No.14047957

>>14045820
Jesus christ lol
Imagine getting this mad over meaningless shit like that.
Best part is Chloe antis dont even have a reason to hate her.

>> No.14047958

>>14047819
you're the one seething faggot fuck of

>> No.14047976

>>14047642
My goodness she's also caring onee san?! This is it bros, she's the one

>> No.14048124

damn bros, reading this thread makes me think chloe-haters are cringe

>> No.14048147

>>14048124
they are

>> No.14048151

>>14047819
If I'm an eop how come I can string together these runes? 大豆少年

>> No.14048181

>>14042067
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-sama

>> No.14048236

>>14042450
Every single chuuba does that, anon. Don't be delusional.

>> No.14048260

>>14047957
the only reason to be angry at chloe-chan is out of disappointment with the rest of her gen
they're all kinda disappointing, I'm just glad chloe-chan isn't an edgelord like calliope

>> No.14048341

>>14047819
>10 karaokes, 5 zatsudans,...
At least you're not that autistic, but still lurking threads about a newly debuted chuuba with barely 5 hours of content isn't good for your health
>treating her like a godsend
Maybe you confused me with the other anon you were replying to, I just think she's cute and fun to look at sometimes
>Are you proud of being worse than councilfags?
Only person who thinks that is you, so not really

>> No.14048353

>>14042450
>>14048236
this
if we consider that none of the holos, not a single one, Not even the vshojos or niji, none of them.
No one has time for broke niggers.

By definition, they're all gold diggers.
Accept that, or don't watch.

>> No.14048395

>>14043588
You definitely didn't do your reps, why are you lying ?

>> No.14048799

>>14047819
You're the only one here who is seething, anon.

>> No.14048988

>>14048260
I think Laplus and Koyori are good hires as well, but Lui and Iroha really need to put in more effort.
Chloe by far is the one who seems to work the hardest and does her best to entertain everyone.

>> No.14049080

>>14048988
Lui is a hag which is more than enough

>> No.14049100

>got into hololive jp when I was 25
>fucking 28 now
man I'm too old to be looking for gfe

>> No.14049166

>>14049100
Yep. If you aren't working out, you should be.
dunno what else to say man. I got into holos at 21 and am 24 now. Realizing the mistakes involved and fighting back

>> No.14049172

>>14049100
Shit this made self-conscious. What am I doing with my life?

>> No.14049264

I want her to collab with Haachama.

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>>14042067
SWIGGITY SWAG, WHAT'S IN THE BAG?!

>> No.14049293

>>14049264
Be safe anon

>> No.14049368

>>14049166
I do work out, but I would make a terrible boyfriend.
>>14049172
In all honesty, this was just supposed to be a passing flair while I waited to get accepted into a 3DCG school but then fucking covid happened, my sister's husband lost his job and I'm supporting my niece and nephew while working a shitty retail job.
When they grow up I'm going to fucking off myself.

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>>14049264
Time to test her taste buds with some "special" delicacies

>> No.14049397

>>14049100
>19
>failed school
>Can't uni
>Neet 12 hours hololive daily
guess i'll off myself soon

>> No.14049417

>>14042067
こんにちは
外人です。

>> No.14049443

>>14049368
>but I would make a terrible boyfriend.
How come anon, don't just assume that

>> No.14049473

>>14049397
join the navy bro. you can always jump overboard if you want, in the meantime you can learn technical skills and become a helicopter mechanic or something

>> No.14049505

>>14048799
And you know what, I'm not afraid of saying this, I'm fucking SEETHING like crazy, because it's just unfair... Extremely unfair, the other members who have been entertaining their audience for a long time don't deserve to be treated like this by the cunts she's attracted, why are they sending Lamy, botan, nene and pekora these hurtful SCs?? These women are already mentally ill and depend on their fans a lot, and the fact that she unironically encourages this makes me seethe like never before

>> No.14049559

>>14042405
>Orca
>Grandmother
It is like pottery if you know anything about them IRL.

>> No.14049607

>>14049417
外人とは、日本人や欧米人のことか

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>>14044248
>findom
wew lad

>> No.14049651

>>14049368
At least you can work and help your loved ones. I can't do anything until I graduate from a fucking university and get a decent job, I can't even work part-time shitty jobs.

>> No.14049669

>>14049473
Didn't know army recuiters operate on basket weaving forums as well?

>> No.14049732

>>14049443
I have a victim mentality.
When I was 20-23, I was taking care of my grandparents because they had alzheimers and that made me drop out of college because it was unbearable to see the two that always took care of me when I was a baby to piss and shit themselves while wandering aimlessly outside the house and for them to scrape at my guts because I would try to put them in the bathtub but they already forgot who I was. I had to always give proper, long, maintenance to my grandfathers swollen legs since he had some sort of heart problem. The smell seeped into my clothes and before I knew it, my friends stopped hanging around with me because I smelled like an old folks home.
I grew to hate my 7 aunts and uncles for not taking responsibility for their own parents.

>> No.14049756

>>14049669
>>>/k/meg

We even have FFL recruiters bro
just no matter what you do, DO NOT get talked into being a nuke

>> No.14049772

>>14042067
I can undo her belt with my teeth

>> No.14049906

>>14049505
You're accomplishing the same thing as them. Making a girl unhappy. Why don't you send them an even more powerful positive message? Meta posting or counter shitposting has never been the answer. The answer was always to post good stuff to drown out the shit.

>> No.14050076

>>14049906
This is a containment board. No-one is getting hurt here but your eyes if you dislike the content. The point is to stay contained.

>> No.14050171

>>14049732
nothing but salute sir.

>> No.14050227

>>14049906
>you've accomplished: making a girl unhappy
Finally, revenge.

>> No.14050269

>>14049906
I don't hate the orca anon, it doesn't matter if I send a positive message or not because the damage has already been dealt, it will hurt them even more if they think I'm sending it out of pity.
I'm not going around talking shit about her anywhere outside here, but it's just sad how these girls dedicate so much of their time for you whether you're a member or not or whether you send money or not are treated like this
But the fact that some fags even celebrate it here doesn't really help this girl's case

>> No.14050294

>>14050076
Retards break containment all the time

>> No.14050393

>>14049732
crazy, you are a very strong person
I know this guy whos relatives are trying to throw their mother out on the street because shes getting old and dementia. They are rich enough to even hire some nurse but they want to take more vacations and "live their own life". I swear some people are completely soulless

>> No.14050402

>>14050269
>But the fact that some fags even celebrate it here doesn't really help this girl's case
The vast majority of them are false flaggers, but I'm sure you know this since you're one of them.

>> No.14050452

>>14049166
I love delusional zoomer improovers like you. You're trying to give life advice to anons older than you all the while browsing a sub-board on a niche japanese culture website focused on the very thing you're complaining about. I'm sure you'll lift your way out of your situation when you're already struggling with not opening a fucking tab

>> No.14050503

>>14044680
Holy shit he actually believes it ...
I mean I'm not judging, just ... wow. Godspeed, bro

>> No.14050526

>>14050402
You'd think I'd falseflag as who? An orca fan? On my dead fucking body

>> No.14050614

>>14050452
>I'm sure you'll lift your way out of your situation when you're already struggling with not opening a fucking tab
What?

>> No.14050644

>>14042450
I think she is annoying but that's just her personality, fuck off

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>>14042450

>> No.14051234

>>14042067
>This is a girl who's not Miko. She'll be leaving before Miko gets here so no need to know her name.

>> No.14052430

>>14050393
My relatives are doing this too. They actually just want her house as a vacation home. Glad to know this is common.

>> No.14052885

>>14050171
>>14050393
Thanks.
I just get really down on myself when I could have had a normal uni life when I decided to care for my grandparents.
I know that I would still have made the same choice.
But dammit, what is with relatives and not giving a shit about their own parents?

>> No.14053598

>>14042450
Oh no she's honest about wanting money instead of going uwu give me your money im totally single!!!! I love u chat!!!, cope ORCA is the way to go for 2022.

>> No.14053715

>>14049172
im not concerned the evil government oppressing the population for 2 years really made me think, if they aren't gonna let me have a proper try at life I'm not going to take it seriously

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14053765

>>14042067
>enter house
>shit on the rug
>leave

>> No.14057219

I would say I have an asian fetish and their daughter is my new toy untill I find better.

>> No.14057260

>>14057219
>asian fetish
Unironically disgusting.

>> No.14057765

>>14050452
i'm having trouble understanding your point here

>> No.14060639

>>14057260
Why else would westerner watch Japanese chuubas?

>> No.14060738

>>14060639
>speaks english
>looks white
Simple as.

It's rare for 2D girls to actually look like slants

>> No.14063084

>>14060738
>speaks english
>looks white
Who are you talking about?

>> No.14063180

I want to eat a sashimi will you allow it?

>> No.14063182

>>14063084
Man's a schizo, don't worry about it.

>> No.14063233

>>14042318
You mean OP is lying, because Chloe isn't

>> No.14063255

>>14042450
Not even trying to be subtle with falseflag bait
Why are some orcafags such schizos already?

>> No.14063265

Her slightly slurred speech quality reminds me of Hiyo Amai, but she's still streaming regularly, so it can't be her. Did make me do a double-take and check though.

>> No.14063315

>>14043588
Because she did not say it and this is just a thread to discuss a what if scenario

>> No.14063758

>>14042450
Grammarly is free, SEAnigger. Proofread your shit.
>>14048353
>"THIS. SO. MUCH. THIS."
>Reddit spacing
>/r9k/tier incel logic
Girls making money off of entertainment = / = Gold digging whore
Unironically go fucking kill yourself.

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>Grammarly is free, SEAnigger. Proofread your shit.
>>>14048353
>>"THIS. SO. MUCH. THIS."
>>Reddit spacing
>>/r9k/tier incel logic
>Girls making money off of entertainment = / = Gold digging whore
>Unironically go fucking kill yourself.

>> No.14064111

>>14044459
on her back with her legs spread open, I think

>> No.14064164

>>14042450
At least if you want to go full retard proofread your shit faggot

>> No.14064415

>>14063758
>/r9k/tier incel logic
That's an ironic accusation to make.
Anyone reliant on lonely men to make money is a gold digger, simple as.
Are you a femcel?

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