/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

imagine witnessing people dying in a car accident ......and you're listening to calliope.


HOW EMBARRASSING


https://youtu.be/uHweOafLi74?t=1098

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>>13942041
Seems Cali is the normalfag chuba. No wonder she tops EN SCs despite 5%.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942277
>Texan white girl moving to Japan to chase the dreams of becoming a J-rapper
>normal

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>>13942361
yeah and she accomplished it too. are you good at anything aside from greentexting?

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>>13942277
>despite 5%
Why do fags still believe this meme?

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>>13942631
Mr ESL, the point of the post was that Cali is not normal.

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>>13942702
I'm out of the loop what is 5%?

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>>13942782
The post you first replied to is claiming that normalfags are the ones who listen to Mori's music though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942702
Nowadays she has probably 5% for things not related to hololive like sleeping or eating

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942782
the guy he quoted wasn't saying that Cali is normal, but that Cali is for normal people (i.e. people that just generally have their shit together). nobody on this board can fucking read

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>>13942041
serious question, what was embarassing about that clip. just the music? i guess maybe for some people that's too much, but talk to enough people and you'll find true embarassment like pisscore or harsh noise wall

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>>13942814
Mori told viewers that they only get to see 5% of her life, and retards on this board took this to mean she puts 5% of her life into Hololive.

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>>13942041
one day, a major US politician will be seen watching a vtuber..

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>>13943473
it's better than what they're currently doing (e.g., kids)

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>>13943036
Nothing, honestly. OP just doesn’t like Mori / is insecure about liking chuubas and projects this embarrassment onto others. Like a closet homo who cringes over gay guys on television while jerking it to yaoi hentai in private.

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>>13943036
>>13945399
Isn't it just because Mori is a grim reaper?

[Anonymous No.]

fucking road karens...

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>>13945611
that would be very sad and i want to have faith op isn't that stupid so i'll just assume they didn't mean this

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>>13946993
OP here.
That's so corny, didn't even cross my mind.

[Anonymous No.]

Mori's music sounds so fucking bad.
It's the voice she puts on when she sings, it sounds like she's trying to sound like something, or doing a bad impression. It sounds like a high school girl on stage at a talent show genuinely trying her hardest to sing her heart out and it's endearing, in high school, but it's not actually good.
It's not the type of music or the lyrics, although the lyrics are cringe too, but that unnatural teenage cheerleader singing voice is genuinely repulsive.
The rap laplus put out was seriously better than any of Moris stuff, and I'm not particularly a Mori anti. I've listened to laplus' rap multiple times over, it's got clever references and word play the flow is immaculate and she switches it up multiple times in such a short piece. I barely get through the first few seconds of a Mori song

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>>13943473
After the Attack on Titan incident I expect that day to approach very soon.

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>>13948861
Seriously if u play a random person a calli song they'll instantly think its some young preppy school girl who's into anime singing it. If you play laplus rap, they might think it's some established real jpop artist

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>>13948925
A part of me refuses to believe that was real.

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>>13942041
You know, this is probably the most I've listen to one of her songs and all I have to say is. Really? Terrible.

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>>13948861
>>13948953
>>13949129
It's a cover of Roki retardchamas
jesus chirst

[Anonymous No.]

>>13945611
>>13947668
What?
I legit thought that was the joke and it made me chuckle when I saw the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948953
And yet a good portion of Mori’s fanbase isn’t into chuubas and follows her exclusively for her music. She’s one of if not the biggest musical forces in Hololive for a reason irregardless of how you personally find her music to be. This is also the first time I’ve ever heard anyone refer to her as having a ‘teenage cheerleader voice’ so it’s 90% you’re samefagging after not getting any (you)s on your first post.

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>>13949268
Well you got me there, obviously her music is popular but I seriously don't understand who these non holive fan people who love Callis music are. I guess the same people who listen to anime opening songs, epic rap battles of history, Weird AL and little dicky?

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>>13948861
ogey

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>>13948953
kek

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>>13949444
i don't know how but you created the perfect image in my head of someone who listens to that

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>>13942041
mori calliope is weeaboo taylor swift

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>>13949268
>a good portion of Mori’s fanbase isn’t into chuubas
how do you know this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13949251
But pink woman bad

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>>13949261
Well that's disappointing I thought this was a funny joke thread but it's just another Anti thread. Come on Anon lets get out of here and go to the fun threads.

[Anonymous No.]

"Mori's music is bad and you should feel bad for liking it:" the thread

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>>13950965
>Mori's music is bad
Absolutely true
>you should feel bad for liking it
Wrong, go with it as long as it makes you happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951003
>Absolutely true
objectively?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942041
>Listening to vtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951184
>posting on a vtuber-related board

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951205
>Posting

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>>13942041
She was there to reap souls

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951124
Not him, but yes.

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>>13951229
How so?

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>>13951229
Give us your objective basis of "good" music, anonchama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951277
My music

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>>13951298
We're asking for an explanation, anon

[Anonymous No.]

I too await. it ought to be something hilarious like music theory

[Anonymous No.]

Anonchama...

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>>13942814
she said that she only out 5% effort on everything hololive while the rest are on her private projects like singing, prostitution and composing

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>>13942041
What song is that?

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>>13953177
>prostitution
Who would pay for a fatty wigger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953179
Roki cover

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953177
>5% effort on everything hololive
Those streaming hours really prove that this shitposting doesn't work anymore.

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>>13942361
>>13942782
No, that sort of rootlessness is unfortunately normal for the US.
She just went to Nippon instead of Jewywood

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>>13949268
>irregardless

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>>13942814
She said that viewers only saw 5% of her life on stream and schizo faggots like >>13953177
have been crying about it ever since because they can’t handle chuubas having real lives when they themselves have none

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942041
>CALLI IVE JUST SEEN A FAMILY GET MANGLED IN A HORRIFIC CAR CRASH LETS GOOO

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>>13953449
5% goes way back to when she arguably had the lowest streaming hours in HoloEN, came unprepared to and choked in every collab, making an emberassment of herself and deadbraps.
It was fitting back then, but not anymore because she drastically improved since Council debuted. You see, the worst of Deadbraps defended her carelessness to death, giving her confirmation to never give a shit.
But then Kronii debuted with a bigger bust, underboob window and stronger "not giving a shit" aura so most of the worst Deadbraps migrated to Kronii, coining the term Kroniibeats/Kroniibraps.
That's where we are now.

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>>13953579
Well what i have heard from her past i can't blame her. She really doesn't seem to have any point living in states outside of her family i guess but she can go to see them like two times a year.

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>>13953214
Me, because I'm that desperate to not be a virgin before 40.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942041
>listening to death themed vtuber
>bodies start hitting the floor
It's thematically appropriate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13953214
>fatty
Architectbeats wish that. Only fat she has are her tits and ass.

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>>13948861
I’ve grown to like her as a streamer but you’re 100% right about her music

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>>13954875
Stop samefagging.

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>>13953777
>came unprepared to and choked in every collab
>every collab

Stop this faggotry already

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942041
Butterface reaper...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954186
>omegatranny going full travis scott to make hype for his retarded lore

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>>13957397
I think she is pretty cute.

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>>13943473
>Patriot Act 2.0 enacted
>NSA buffed and funded to the extreme
>5G metaverse tracking embedded into your veins from birth
The President responsible for all this rampant doxxfaggotry? A fucking deadbeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13958448
>Patriot Act 2.0 enacted
That happened, it was called USA Freedom Act, Obongo passed it and he's (probably) not a deadbeat even if he is black.

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>>13956661
Yeah, she put in 100% with the anituber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13948861
>laplus' rap
Where can I listen to this song? I couldn't find it. Even look for her old alias, but it was too generic of a name and didn't help

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942041
Cringe.

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>>13942041
Well if I had a license and a car, it'd be the Beatles. Would that be cringe?

[Anonymous No.]

>you're listening to calliope

That's embarassing enough, I don't need to watch someone die

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>>13951277
I can't objectively tell you what good music is but I can objectively tell you what BAD music is, and Moris is bad.
I don't study music so I don't have the language to describe it but I'm not a picky person in music, I've heard good music from every genre. Mori' s music isn't just mediocre is almost painful, I seriously can't listen to her songs. And it's not just because it's cringy anime stuff, I've heard plenty of weeaboo shit that's good

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>>13942041
>Hearing weebshit in one of these normie forwards-from-grandma videos
got intense secondhand cringe thanks OP

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>>13961029
Its on her twitter

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>>13961029
https://youtu.be/jhOqW5N6jNs

She made this the day after debut. Posted it on Twitter in response to a little song haachama made on that same beat to intimate her. One day on a beat chosen by someone, and she even made a little video for it.
The "Not 2, not 2" Sss" at the beginning is a reference to haachama spelling her name as "Darkness" with 2 s instead of 3.
Tell me this isn't better rap than Calli

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>>13963589
>I seriously can't listen to her songs
What songs from her you have tried listen from her? Because usually when people who have said the same thing they only have listened her first EP and thats it. Her current stuff is much different and isn't as kayfabe heavy.

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>>13963744
nta but white girl rap is just intolerable to me in general, regardless of whether it's tied to weebery
like good on her for doing it i guess and i'm sure it's someone's jam, but i just can't get into it in any way shape or form

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>>13963744
Same anon, the only song I've liked if hers is Bully, she sounds the least forced in that one and the lyrics are great, ironic that her best song is the one about her being a horrible person.
Most of her other songs she puts on this fake enthusiastic voice.
It's like, have you heard Mori speak in a long SOLO zadsudan? Her voice sounds great in those. When I stumbled on that clip of her talking about the Twitter furry incident I was surprised how good she suddenly was in that clip.
Now compare that voice to Mori when doing a collab, you know that high pitched condescending voice she uses in collabs that's completely different to her solo streams? THAT'S THE VOICE SHE RAPS IN.
And it's awful

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>>13963899
I absolutely love Calli as a person but I gotta agree. White girl rap... just does not work at all. It doesn't matter if the lyrics and flow are good, the production of the track is amazing, or even if the performance is done well, I can't shake off the image of white girl rap being dorky and lame. However End of a Life I feel like is a sign of her moving toward a creative direction thats more tolerable.

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>>13948925
>>13948989

What happened?

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>>13942041
holy fuck

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>>13942814
She said she can only fit 5% of my dick in her mouth. It's okay, I'm training her.

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>>13948861
Sounds like you haven't heard her latest stuff.

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>>13964261
Some boomer republican congressman shared or linked or whatever the fuck a lolsofahnny meme video with democrat congresspeople's faces superimposed on Titans and republican congresspeople on the Survey Corps.
Dems REEEEEed about how it was a 'death threat' because, naturally, the imagery was thus Repubs "killing" Dems

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>>13942782
>Mock others as ESL
>Zero reading comprehension

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>>13964434
add to that the fact that lefty Twitter anime "fans" get assblasted about the "fascist" "nazi" "themes" of AoT and it's a recipe for bullshit fabricated political controversy

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>>13943036
OP is just shitposting/baiting

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>>13943036
>Pisscore
I'm sorry but unironically what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13964975
That didn't happen nigga, they were mocking the dude cause he probably only watched s1 when in the later chapters / seasons the show went full lefty and had tons of anti fascist themes

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>>13943036
It already sounds like a nightcore version of some song though, it isn't a step up.

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>>13965201
>had tons of anti fascist themes
Did it? I'm pretty sure the show went out of it's way to show how the fascists were actually right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13965282
Really? Did you miss the ENTIRE plot about Marley?
Or how they added that one black dude into the group and made him the cool and smart guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13965282
Well in the end the oppressed wins over their oppressor, so no, the fascists got BTFO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13965397
Did you miss the fact that Jaegerist Paradis was also fascist? And that afterwards it shows how Eren was right?

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>>13965201
Yes it did. You can cry about what the message of the show is, but that wasn't what the actual statement made was. The fact is that a simple Google search for "attack on titan nazi" brings up thousands of articles, blog/social media posts and whatever else with lefties crying about it having Nazi themes (and getting merch pulled because of that) regardless of whether the show does or does not contain.

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>>13965621
Not him, but I seriously thought it was "just" that it was reps "killing" dems.
Nevermind that killing people in effigy has been a thing forever in the US... Nevermind all the mock executions of orange man you can find all over Twatter...

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>>13965621
>>13965473
>>13965417
>>13965397
>>13965282
>>13965201
>>13964975
>>13964434

Deadbeats samefagging to derail the thread

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>>13949268
well, a good portion of Mori’s fanbase isn’t into chuubas and follows her exclusively for her 3D goth tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>13954262
don't forget her face

[Anonymous No.]

>>13965709
Pretty based if you ask me.

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>>13949251
But there's no rap in the original cover, and the nqrse's cover which also adds rap is miles better than Mori's doing it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SDwP1olCWw

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>>13965621
Retard I was talking about the aot tweet.
The lefties were bashing on the dude for not getting the actual message of the show. None of them cried about how aot is glorifying fascism. I literally looked through the thread of the original tweet.
That was the general consensus

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>>13965709
>oh nyoooo, my low effort anti thread

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>>13966111
>8.4M views
>3 years ago during the height of the popularity of the song
Oof, ouch

[Anonymous No.]

>>13966111
Nqrse can't sing for shit. He's nothing without reol. Look at where reol is now and compare that to him

[Anonymous No.]

why are deadbeats like this

[Anonymous No.]

Hi is this the retard containment thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13966519
>>>/Hololive Global/

[Anonymous No.]

This board is great, low quality baits always get a response, in other boards it gets 404 with no replies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13966162
>>13966764
What the fuck is wrong with you people. Bait? Anti? Saying a chuuba makes bad music isn't bait or anti.
Why don't you just stick to your global and let people who don't subscribe your "just consoom don't think, never criticize" mentality have a space to say critical things about vtubers.
Why are you even on 4chan if all you want to do is gush about how much you love your "wife/dad" and how she can do nothing wrong.
There needs to be a separate board for people who watch vtubers but aren't interested in talking about how much they love masturbating to them all the time, you people are disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942041
>imagine witnessing people dying in a car accident ......and you're listening to calliope.
But OP that's perfectly appropriate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13967073
Deadbeats criticize her when needed, anon.
And i don't see any discussion why you think Mori's music is bad outside of that one guy who still admits that she likes Mori but just not her music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13943036
noise is patrician

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>>13963589
>Mori' s music isn't just mediocre is almost painful, I seriously can't listen to her songs
Very objective and factual, anon.

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>>13953777
the weirdest thing about these posts is the people making them have actually duped themselves into believing it

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>>13964102
>>13963589
Why do you have so much trouble admitting that this is your own subjective preference and not an objective standard? Are you a teenager?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13960064
And the Ina doot collab
And TTRPG
And the Korone collab
And the Reine collab
And each Gura MC collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963899
>>13964167
>the lyrics, flow, production, performance can be perfect on every level
>but if it's a white girl, it doesn't work

Why are you people allowed to breed

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>>13948861
i agree, i like one or two of her songs but it's just gentrified rap

[Anonymous No.]

>>13968677
You're thinking of tom macdonald

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942041
>isreal

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>>13942041
good taste, Mori's music is great

[Anonymous No.]

>>13968835

Did the people in that car die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13968860
no, he got off with two fractures

[Anonymous No.]

>>13968860
>>13968866
https://www.thejournal.ie/belgium-car-crash-video-1731335-Oct2014/
>According to Belgian news website HLN.be, the 25-year-old motorist Jasmien Claeys ended up with two broken vertebrae and a broken hand, but somehow survived.
>After emerging from a coma, Claeys has reportedly seen the footage “several times”, and is extremely happy to be alive.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is this retarded low effort thread still alive? It almost died multiple times and you dumbasses just keep samefagging

[Anonymous No.]

>>13969209
Cuz it's funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>13969209
What's low effort about it. Threads that just say "live my wife" 100 times don't get called low effort

[Anonymous No.]

>>13969509
There's nothing low effort about loving your oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13969209
Anonchama has yet to tell us why his opinion on music is the correct one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13969509
The entire thread was just two fags samefagging and pissing back and forth at eachother over who had the correct taste in music before anons started arguing about politics. Oshi posting will always be good and relevant because fans will always love their oshi, but arguing over subjective music preferences is useless and retarded.

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>>13969896
Hey now, only one faggot claimed to have the "objectively" right opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13967268
actually it's contrarian for the sake of inventing something interesting about yourself

[Anonymous No.]

Calli being a rapper is going to be the equivalent of Joe Rogan being a comedian

[Anonymous No.]

>>13968525

It’s true though. Do you even have one white girl rap song that you like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13969209
Op here.
I know right? Nothing interesting is even happening

[Anonymous No.]

>>13968525
Name one other good white girl rapper that has
1. Has massive commercial success
2. Isn't completely 100% appropriating nigger culture

Besides Calli

[Anonymous No.]

>>13968835
Damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>13951219
>breathing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13971962
People who drive in the left-most lane until the very last second before their exit and then try to turn across 3 lanes of traffic fucking deserve everything that happens to them

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>>13969896
> no one should ever talk about the quality of music because it is subjective
> no one should ever have any conversation about subjective topics
> only oshi posting, no criticism allowed, just consoom, be happy.

So the only thing that should separate VT from reddit and Twitter is that it's ok to say faggot and nigger here
Look man I don't have a problem with you being the way you are, well I think it's disgusting but I'm OK with that. I don't go into your general threads and complain that it's all oshi posting and horny write fags.
So why do you feel the need to come into other threads and complain that something other than oshi posting and masturbating is happening on vt? Obviously I can't post this shit in a general so I make a thread, just stay in your general.
The problem with you brain off just consoom types is refuse to fathom that healthy people could possibly not be like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13971699
Snow Tha Product
K.Flay

>>13972241
>> no one should ever talk about the quality of music because it is subjective
>> only oshi posting, no criticism allowed, just consoom, be happy.

Nobody said this, anon. You claimed your opinion on Mori's music was the objectively correct opinion, and your "conversation" just boils down to "this music is better than Mori's."

Not that this board has much redeeming value to begin with, mind you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13972554
>Nobody said this, anon
>>13969896
>but arguing over subjective music preferences is useless and retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13972241
The problem isn’t that this isn’t an oshi posting thread you dumb fucking faggot, it’s that the entire thread is just the same autistic schizos throwing the same shit bricks back and forth at eachother. You retards can’t stop responding to the same exact bait with the same exact shit and it’s boring as hell. Any other thread would be better than ‘My taste in music is better than yours” “no it’s not” “yes it is” “no it’s not” on repeat for hours. This lazy retarded thread should have died one of the several times it fell to the bottom of the catalog.

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>>13973072
lol, irony

[Anonymous No.]

>posting about posting about posting about posting
you're all retarded
so am i i guess but at least i won't pretend otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>13972752
>arguing
That's not the same as discussing. If anon wasn't being a faggot acting like his opinion is factual, then people might be more open to conversation.

Reminder that the point of this thread was to shit on Mori and people who like her music.

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>>13973371
Then I defy you, stars! I love mori!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13972554

You LIKE Snow Tha Product and K.Flay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13950597
it will never be true no matter how much you post this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942361
I think most sane people would move out of a third world shit hole like Texas regardless of where they end up. Japan's a nice first pick though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13980707
Japan is nice but it's harder to get by as a non-native resident when you move there.

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>>13965282
>>13965417
the end had Eren genociding 80% of human population that aren't viking-germanic-jews* hybrid that is Eldians so he's actually Hitler done properly right. Cope you commies.

* this is actually a reference to Japanese ancestry of being a hybrid from Koreans-Chinese-Southeast Asians but w/e

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963733
It's not better rap than Calli

[Anonymous No.]

>>13963733
It's not and I'm not just being contrarian

[Anonymous No.]

>>13982980
>>13988517

Link literally one better rap by Calli, please

[Anonymous No.]

Some discussion going on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13990621
Will they figure out that music is subjective? Find out next time on /vt/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13942041
A good ending

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>>13991043
"music is subjective so comparisons are pointless" is a reductive view held by stupid people. It's difficult to discuss subjective things because you need to get people to agree to the criteria and then measure them but you only need to go further in that direction when you can't reach agreement at the level of the current conversation.
Also Calli makes really bad music

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>>14000865

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>>13948861
lol someone really likes Future.