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Any vtuber fangirls who can also be my gf?

>> No.13828503

You have to be a Japanese twink age 19-25, have fudanshi tendencies, money to fly me over to concerts, gentle beta behavior, hairless body, and small penis

>> No.13828547

>>13828503
the small penis is key

>> No.13828628

>>13828426
I could wear a dress and a wig for you if you pay me anon

>> No.13828688

>>13828426
Why settle for the fangirls, go for your oshi anon

>> No.13828762
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13828762

>he thinks there are biological women on this board

>> No.13828775

>>13828503
And also be open to kissing other boys for me, preferably the boys will have bigger penises and bigger muscles than you

>> No.13828792

>>13828426
>Not aiming for your oshi
Go big or go home anon

>> No.13828838

>>13828762
I would argue we're one of the boards with more of them, ugly, retarded, wannabe vtuber women, but we have them nonetheless.

>> No.13828841

>>13828792
My oshi is Bae.

>> No.13828897

>>13828841
and? whats stopping you?

>> No.13828906

Just hop over to /cgl/. They're equally as drama addicted as us.

>> No.13829144

>>13828775
>>13828503
i offer to be that other boy, but instead of muscles im offering ugly bastard. and it wont be my lips you will be kissing.

>> No.13829184

>>13828426
The only real women here are /u/schizos and hate men

>> No.13829264
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>>13829144
Totally fine as long as you make sure to not wreck his boyhole irreparably

>> No.13829281

>>13828762
There are a lot on the thread I frequent, mostly shipfags (NL and BL).

>> No.13829356

>>13828503
I hope Rajeesh makes good on his word and rapes you

>> No.13829395

>>13828503
>>13828775
So just any twitter bi zoomer except for the japanese part?

>> No.13829594

>>13828426
There used to be a lot of hot Tatsunoko chicks (I never understood why so many cute females had such a crush on Coco)
But most of them privated their twitter last year after the harassment started.

>> No.13829613

>>13828775
I already do that dumb bitch.

>> No.13829665

>>13829613
Then fucking upload it somewhere normal so I'm not forced to memorize hundreds of Twitcast passwords, BITCH

>> No.13829715

>>13828426
You can't fuck a pentomo, they're either underaged or some fucking twink.

>> No.13829783

>>13829715
Okay now give me a reason why I cant fuck a pentomo?

>> No.13829798

>>13829665
I want videos of me sucking big ass Suisei futanari cock to be behind passwords, i like to keep my homosexual acts private.

>> No.13829968

>>13829594
You're welcome btw

>> No.13829982
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13829982

>come home finding gf is crying
>find blackmail pictures
>confront oji-san who settles with you as replacement
>cosplay requests become more and more depraved
>cross the line between man and woman
>the only fragile hope left is to return to gf
>the reveal: all an elaborate plan by gf and ojisan to feminize you
>finally break as you reach nirvana levels of supressed ectasy

>> No.13830066

>>13829982
I read a doujin slightly related to this

>> No.13830414
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>>13828426
go to niji en general and find a pentomo in there

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>>13830414
Why are pentomos like this?

>> No.13831038

>>13828762
there are more women in this board than jp

>> No.13831289

>>13830066
Give source.

>> No.13831507

>>13829356
Gee I wonder why you don't have a gf when you're being such a faggot on an innocent funnypost

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>>13829264
I really need UTK to make a shota out of me

>> No.13831574
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>>13828426
Vtuber fangirls are all lesbians

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>>13828426
yes

>> No.13831733

>>13831507
Gee I wonder why you don't have a bf when you're being such a faggot on an innocent funnypost

>> No.13831874

>>13831733
>>13831507
Just kiss you two

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>>13831874
>kissing used goods
No thanks!

>> No.13831955

>>13831507
>>13831733
I want to see you fuck.

>> No.13831970

>>13831507
>>13831733
stream the sex thanks

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>>13831874
>>13831955
>>13831970
Don't be shy now, have sex already.

>> No.13832002

>>13828775
Ame get off /vt/.

>> No.13832020

>>13831981
Only if you join too

>> No.13832049

>>13829798
shut the fuck up chris.

>> No.13832054

>>13831981
I don't want to have sex I just want to watch boys have sex, preferably straight ones having sex with gay ones

>> No.13832069

>>13828426
>not grooming a 2view
ngmi

>> No.13832114

>>13829594
>I never understood why so many cute females had such a crush on a bold, unapologetic, assertive (aka manly) chuuba with an open secret hot roommate and bisexual tendencies
it is a mystery

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>>13828762
How about non-biological ones?

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>>13828503
yeah no that's based
I can atleast support that type of degeneracy

>> No.13832288

>>13832178
that bottom text mind broke me

>> No.13832304

>>13832114
Okay but what about the ones that weren't gay

>> No.13832321

>>13832304
Women can idolize loud and brash women

>> No.13832350

>>13832304
Every woman is at least slightly bisexual, no exceptions

>> No.13832513

>>13832114
>bisexual tendencies
coco hates men

>> No.13832561

>>13832513
Except kiryu kazuma, the only thing keeping her from going full lesbo

>> No.13832745

>>13828503
I have none of those traits, but could you make an exception?

>> No.13834502

>>13832745
What traits do you have and would you be able to have sex with other men?

>> No.13835013

>>13834502
>would you be able to have sex with other men?
strictly speaking anybody is able

>> No.13835155

>>13828426
I’m down, who’s your oshi

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