/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Barren wombs...

>>1377131
I'm sure you can make them fertile.

>Flare
?
Is she over 30

>>1377109
I want to flip Mio's skirt and drink her love juices. She doesn't wear underwear for easy access.

>>1377109
Still no Watame in the OP...
>>1377795
yes

>>1377916
>Tsunomaki Watame
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqm3BQLlJfvkTsX_hvm0UmA

I'll add it to the next OP.

I'm here to say that Mio's current stream has made me one of you, her singing made me actually shed a fucking tear.

I was too ignorant for too long.

Where the fuck is Marine?

>>1382007
You too want to impregnate older women now?

>>1377875
I always appreciate how raw and horny Mio fans are.

>>1382007
I'm glad we have another convert.

>>1381170
Appreciate it anon
>>1382030
She can count as an honorary hag from the way she acts but's she doesn't meet the age requirements yet

>>1382063
If that's part of falling in love with a hag means then sure.

>>1382063
>older women
More like women my own age.

>>1382030
Marine is in that awkward transition period between expired Christmas cake and true hag

>>1382753
I can't wait for the party we'll have in this thread on her 30th birthday

>Most japanese men won't touch an umarried woman older than 30+. She's seen as an outcast or failure to society.
>Her roommate's chubbyness doesn't help either.
>Because of the above reasons women of her age in Japan are more prone to look for a foreigner partner than younger girls.
>She also commented on preferring "macho" men instead of the default jap twink.
Remember to do your daily reps anons. One day you could be able to fulfill the ultimate hag lover's dream.

>>1383580
>her roommate's chubbiness

Good god what I wouldn't do for a thicc hag. Real women have a nice lil tum for that extra warmth and softness when cuddling.

>>1377109
I think about this image every day...

>>1386759
Of course I will.

>>1383580
>"macho" men
Brb, getting a gym membership right now.

>>1377916
>no hair-down-there
Perverse slander. She's undoubtedly one of the more hairy-down-there holos.
Also Mio.

>>1388351
tfw your oshi/other vtubers has motivated you to do more in the past year than anything else in your entire life

>working out more
>learning new skills and languages
>less depressed
>actually have something to look forward to and word towards

>>1388697
*work, fuck autocorrect

>>1377131
Several of these hags are deities so just put a little faith in them and conception is possible.

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>>1389737
Holomoms get their own models when

>>1388697
Same honestly, I was again heading into a deep spiral of depression until I discovered Hololive. Gave me much needed distraction first then motivated me to get my shit togheter.
I was also quite jaded by reality but the girls make me feel like feeling love isn't impossible anymore.

>>1390221
Matsuri's mom has a live2s model already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjPtXDAHeOs
Fubuki's mom also wanted to be on stream, see:
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1340614530909388801

>>1390432
>sad news

This is joyous news!

>>1388697
>>1390226
if hags playing apex while pretending to be human/animal hybrids cured your "depression", you were not actually depressed to begin with.

>>1377109
Fumi is the only decent Niji hag. The rest are S.H.I.T. And somehow hololive grabbed the better ones.

>>1382007
>her singing made me actually shed a fucking tear
Her singing was why I membered her in the first place. Her voice is lovely and her set lists are pretty good.
Hell, nowadays I barely listen to the stuff I used to, if I feel like listening to music I just play one of her 歌枠.
https://streamable.com/i0czsj
https://streamable.com/8z0edk
https://streamable.com/zlti6q
https://streamable.com/8508n8
https://streamable.com/tyn03k

>>1377109
Shouldn't Rushia, Coco and Aki be on this list as well? Assuming that becoming a hag is age based and not a lifestyle/state of mind.

>>1393076
From what I've watched Rushia and Coco don't act hag-like at all, Aki maybe. As already has been mention Marine isn't quite there in her act too.
I wouldn't know much about vtubers outside Hololive, as I barely watch them. The only ones I've watched are Fumi, Patra, and Kurea, from which I could feel the hagness.
The OP can always be improved, so we can love hags harder.

Isn't Polka of age too? I'm not sure, it's one of the only holos I don't really know the age of.

>>1393076
There is an age requirement but it's based on personalities mostly
>>1393757
She has more experience on the internet than anyone else so it's assumed she's most likely over 30 but it's never been confirmed afaik

http://twitch.tv/ninaninin probably 30+
http://twitch.tv/stalkeralker confirmed 30

>>1393757
Like other anons have stated, age is only a partial factor. Personality, mannerisms, boomer knowledge about old anime/video games/ culture references and other factors go into a hag

>>1392292
It's called distracting yourself from the Bad things

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>>1394210
>OL Korone
Holy shit that's hot.

>>1392292
never said cured, just said lessened

>>1389737
>>1390221
Best holomoms

>>1393076
>>1393215
I will forever argue that Rushia can't achieve hag status unless she mellows out. She's more like a weird breed of a whiny zoomer and a self-entitled Karen. Reminds me of my abusive ex.

Kuzuha is banging this?! Hagbros...

>>1394002
The correct answer is nobody is attracted to Polka

>>1403547
I'd fuck Polka, and yes I know what she looks like. I don't find her that attractive nor ugly but her personality arouses me and she'd probably agree to a lot of things because of her low self esteem.

>>1403547
Fuck You, I'd marry Polka

>>1392292
>Cured
No, I said it gave me much needed distraction. Basically some healthy escapism. Also not just "hags", Holos as a whole.

If you wish to know I first suffered from bone tumors which in turn fucked up my spine which in turn with the insane pain spiraled me deep to the point of attempting suicide, thankfully failed and woke up in intensive care.
Now, that was 2018 and I started getting better trough 2019 and was even back to getting my education and social life to some degree. Then covid hit and the sitting at home alone for better part of the year with my finances and health in ruin didn't again do wonders for my mental health.
Hololive provided a distraction from me wallowing in my problems and helped me not feel alone, giving me time to fix said problems without it eating me utterly away every day.
I've also directly picked up my hobbies again because of Hololive, I've been enjoying art for the first time in years due to Ina inspiring me to pick up the pen.

Now please, next time practice some reading comprehension instead of making shit up. Literally neither of said the word "cure".

>>1393076
I thought Rushia was on the younger side.

https://youtu.be/mppAGm3PuTY

>>1406741
Only so much I can say here, but a Nico streamer that sound an awful lot like her was streaming for a decade before Rushia was a thing

>>1393076
Definitely Aki.

>>1377109

Amelia keeps saying shit that makes her seem pretty old. Is she not a hag?

>>1406741
Rushia is pretty old but she plays her character wonderfully

>>1414176

>>1403624
>her personality arouses me
that only means you have ascended anon

>it's another roommate thread in disguise

>>1416093
and my dick can't be harder.

>>1414436
She's not, none of the ENs are

>>1415317
mio-cha...

>>1416337
HOW COME I NEVER TOUGHT OF IT

>>1382249
>looks at their age
>looks at my own age
when did this happen bros?

>>1416580
the older you get, the faster time goes

>>1406715
I'm really happy for you, anon
I wish you the best

>>1415317

>>1406715
a pity that you lived

>>1420702
Thanks anon. I'm just happy they didn't have to cut me leg off. Then again, I wouldn't have minded the sick pirate costume I could have pulled off.

>>1424906
That's literally what my ex said, so I guess your existence is also equivalent to a sad cunt with daddy issues.

>>1427265
fuck that other dude, he's probably a sad miserable cunt irl that no one likes, good on you anon. Hope things keep going well for you

>>1428678
They are, going well, for the first time in years I can say I'm happy and mean it.

As for the other dude, some people just can't accept the fact that you can pull yourself out of the hole and fix your life, so they try to bring everyone down with them.

>>1427265
>>1429687
Mio would be proud of you if she knew about your progress. Keep it up, anon. Do it for her.

>>1377109
would you let this hag take your yubis?

>>1440219
She can "take" my third yubi.

>>1440219
She can have my biggest "yubi".

>>1440844
your middle finger? rude

>>1440779
Of which hand?

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Where's my fellow 30+ anons?
that have actually felt a woman

Older is so much better. Fit gamer doggo is top tier.

>>1450993
i'm not 30+ anon, but i have felt the womanly embrace of a hag and it is glorious
sasuga...

>>1377916
small boobs

>>1451223
Those are off-model then

>>1450993
35
My first gf was 10 years older than me when I was 18 and it was the best relationship I ever had.
Abe...give that damn Visa.. onegai... I promise I'll take care of Mion.

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>>1450817
>ywn go for a long, comfy night drive with your favorite hag

Why even live

>>1450993
Desperate to have your babies before it's too late. Sounds hot.

>>1377109
Wait, how is Rin a hag? Isn't she suppose to be some JK?

>>1377109
>Fubuki
>Flare
>Botan
I refuse to believe any of these are older than mid-20s

>>1468594
Anon I have some bad news for you....

>>1468651
no

>>1468678
Sorry to do this to you but you need to accept the way of the hag
unknown but definitely at least 30
32
unknown exactly, rrats say 42 but definitely at least late 30s

>>1467695
Someone linked her as a hag last thread, I just added since I don't really watch or care about 2434.

>>1468916
>Botan is the oldest AND smartest holo
Botan LOVE

>>1467695
Her alleged roomate is on her 30s

>>1472499
That explains why Rin is so chilled in her streams and doesn't participate much in other Nijisanji activities.

>>1377109
poi

>>1473791
Go watch Botan, she's streaming now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rYoGa9uhCg
I still can't believe how much fun she has with Trials Rising.

>>1468594
Anon...

https://imgur.com/gDU4wqV

>>1475780
Tokyo Ghoul gets to bang that?

>>1480126
Kuzuha might have sold his soul to Apex but if he gets a prime hag, maybe its time to get some reps in

>>1429687
Trying to fix your life, or do anything positive really, is something you can fail at, and that is a scary prospect, so it is easier to just not try at all. I'm glad you tried and succeeded.

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>>1487703
God that Korone ASMR was something else

this is still the best hag image

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>>1496550
>ywn

>>1501424
>ywn be friends with bakatare and play kusoges late at night with tons of pillows next to you as a shota

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>>1501547
>being a shota near fubuki

Holy shit lads, I found this pic of her roommate and she's HOT

>>1424906
Literally kill yourself

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>>1377109

So is this why korone knows and plays a lot of obscure games?
Now, I'm a newfag to chuubas but if Korone is older wouldn't that mean Okayu should be there too? Aren't they really good friends irl?

>>1527854
Yeah, they've known eachother before hololive, but there is a reson why Korone is called a groomer, anon

>>1527854
Okayu is one of the youngest.

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>>1530884
Oh no bros! Given how korone acts in relation to Okayu I can kinda see it. Scary

>>1527854
Daily reminder that Korone graduated from the most prestigious university in Japan at the same time that Okayu was entering middle school

>>1534767
That's a meme because Korone's old personality was notoriously airheaded/stupid.

Hello, /hag/! What do you feel about EN hags? She's irish so by default she's a witch! She's not afraid to crack potato/IRA jokes and legitimately despises the Eternal Anglo and is quite the alt/tomboy edgelord herself back in za day. Still is regardless if she admits it or not.
>>1535861
>>1535265
Her name is Veleck ch and while she streams on >twitch, she used to stream on youtube and still uploads her ASMR/readalong VODs there.
https://youtu.be/XANNuNwat5I

>>1536797
Sounds fucking cringe, why don't you go back

>>1536797
go back retard
or do you want us to tear your shitty indie streamer a fucking new one?

>>1536875
I like hags in all forms. A language I understand is a plus.

>>1536904
You're a big guy

>>1536875
>>1536904
Sorry, we have a schizo falseflagging in our thread right now, please ignore all "promotion" posts of our chubbas for the next few hours till he tuckers his little SEAnigger self out

>>1536797
sorry that our schizo is bothering you, /hag/
he's been going around trying to generate hate against Veleck by being an obnoxious retard all over /vt/

>>1536875
>>1536904
>new IP

>>1536990
>>1536995
Go back.

>>1537021
>new IPs

>>1536797
Hey. I like reading streams. It was difficult to keep up with Polka's because my Japanese is shit and she does those Read/ASMR streams.
>Player of Games
Now THIS is based.

This hag

>ywn

>>1537253
Christ. She really knows what she's doing.

The fact that Koro-san is my age makes me feel connected to her in a special way.

best bakatare?

>>1537501
Sheep is my oshi so I pick her of course, but I really love them all individually and as a group

>>1537501
I really really like Flare but Watame has been growing on me lately.

Marine's def a hag dunno what y'all are on about. But she's perfect.

>>1538070
She's a little off the age requirements but she'll make an excellent hag when she gets there

>>1538114
Didn't know there was an age limit, 30? That'll be 17 3rd or 4th season then.
My body is ready.
Coco gets a pass for personality and Marine might get an exception for age 草

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>>1538304
Coco has both the age and the personality to a certain extent, Marine still acts like a cake

>>1382249
Fuck, you're right, time sure is a cruel mistress...

>>1406741
Anon, Rushia is literally in the top 5 oldest holos, she just pulls the loli card way too well.

>>1377109
You can add Reine to that list anon, she's also a certified hag.

>>1543641
It's getting to the point, this general might need a pastebin. And these chuubas aint getting younger

All this talk with no proof other than "do your reps" but reps show that y'all are roleplaying or flat out lying about ages.

>>1527854
Actually there's no reliable evidence of her age but she is most likely 30-33 irl and also she had a older gamer brother so that's why basically
Okayu was a literal high-school girl when she became known as a streamer and is still like 23, which is certain

>>1543906
>>1544127
There is reliable evidence for Korone, Botan, Mio and Polka and it's shit easy to find if you know Japanese because all 4 of them have streamed on NND for more than a decade. Watame is also 100% for certain a hag but the proof is way harder to find. Also nobody in this thread wants to get banned because you're in denial and lazy.

>>1544289
Watame is easy as shit, her roommate twitter is still up and viewable by anyone, as long as you now what to search for you can find proof in seconds. Not eating a ban to spoonfeed that guy though

>>1544565
That's what I was referring to, It just takes a bit more effort to dig up then just searching their names on NND and being presented with their entire streaming history.

>>1544634
She also has covers from 2009 on her Nico account though

>>1544289
>There is reliable evidence for Korone
Nah, my first language is Japanese and I know about this really well more than you think. I don't think you really understand what NND was like.
People try not to talk about their roommates too much, which is understandable but probably because of that, fans keep easily falling for it, especially about korone's real age.

>>1544978
>imagine being in denial so hard you start making up the dumbest bullshit that almost everyone posting in this thread knows is a lie
Just end it dude.

>>1544978
I heard some stuff that she kept changing her supposed age, the one that's widely accepted seems pretty accurate from what we know about her and what games she played growing up etc.

>>1545225
wtf dude

>>1544978
I'm sure it is Ken.

>>1545252
She plays a bunch of FC/SFC stuff, I mean, c'mon lol. I don't care, she can have my yubis anyways.

>said the genesis/mega drive was her first console
>has mentioned playing several 90's-era games at release
Just face reality

>>1545252
>she kept changing her supposed age
Yes, her first video was posted like in 2011and she said she was 22 in 2012 iirc but after that, she started keep changing her supposed age.
>the one that's widely accepted seems pretty accurate
Not really. She had an older brother. I think she's like 32 from “what we know about her and what games she played growing up etc”.
What we actually know is that we are't actually sure about her age. That's all.

btw I really don't know why you guys tend to think “Japs on 5ch keep saying xxx is xxx” can be reliable evidence especially about Korone.
She was well known in NND even before she became korone, which means there are Japs who have been shitposting about her over years.
If there is actually reliable evidence, three's no need to get mad to someone pointing out that there is no reliable evidence because you can just post evidence or explain about it.
Japanese forums like 5ch are nothing different from here when it comes to this.

>>1377109
>No Rushia....

>>1546248
She meets the age criteria but you really can't say she acts like a hag

>>1546028
>has mentioned playing several 90's-era games at release
Like what?
She almost perfectly memorizes pokemon ierukana/japanese pokerap despite she's not even a fan of pokemon. Basically the same thing happened to many Japs.
I'm like 80% sure that she's like 30-33.

Who's the fittest hag, Korone or Watame?

>>1547414
Dunno about Watame's routine, but Korone hots the gym at least once a week, and does yoga and fucking boxing

>>1546089
Look, this situation is simple. No woman who isn't underage would lie to make their age older than it actually is. Therefore the oldest age she's said is the accurate one

>>1549830
>Therefore the oldest age she's said is the accurate one
Then she would be over 40 now. I hope it's that simple but she wasn't popular as an idol back then though she was kinda cute and her lies were so random.
At least I want you guys to understand that there's no actual evidence about it. And it's basically all “narratives”.
It's kinda disturbing for me that even people here think otherwise though I don't really care if people here are just guessing her age is over 35.

>>1550090
>over 35
In this thread, hags are 30+

>>1550090
she's almost certainly somewhere in her 30s, that's enough for me and i don't need to know any more than that

>>1550112
>>1550132
I was just saying I think she's like 30-33 now AND actually there's no evidence about her real age. Didn't complain about this thread at all.

>>1550193
I respect your viewpoint and choose to personally believe she's 36. Probably best if we drop this now.

>>1550268
I just can't help but think her age is roughly the same as me which is 32. Sorry.

>>1550193
The only "evidence" people I've heard people parrot is that they somehow found her on TokyoU records, which very much sounds like a fake narrative to me because her going there was just a dumb joke.

Where the fuck did all these "evidence" autists suddenly pop up from? Listen you retards, it doesn't take a genius to put 2 and 2 together when someone has been streaming on NND since 2009 and openly talks about having played certain SNES games at launch. Not to mention all the other stuff she's mentioned that establishes a lower limit to her age.
The alternative is that she started streaming when she was 12 and studied how to larp as a 30 year old and what fake hints to drop. And I'd like to hear your theories about why she would do this?

>>1552519
You know that 2009 was just twelve years ago right?
She could have streamed as a 20 year old then and still only be 32 now.

>>1552246
kek yeah she didn't go to any university iirc. There was a rumor that once she really tried to study hard when she was in her early 20s but gave up after a while or something like that, which may also be a fake narrative, but way more realistic than TokyoU

>>1552542
Get your autism checked out. Why would you be so pedantic about a few years. Jesus Christ.
All that matters is that everyone posted in this thread is a certified hag.

>>1552583
Are you sure you are not the actual autist here? All that happened in this thread is someone saying that she isn't really 36 like some people like the to state as a fact and suddenly you're all offended about it.
No one is saying she's under 30. But eating that age chart up as gospel is just as retarded.

>>1552655
The entire thread got derailed by you people, you should just fuck off and do your archive reps retards.

Idols that aren't early 18 to early 20's are kino. Knowing they are closer to my age makes them that much better.

>>1552678
Your "reps" consist of looking at a text chart that is proven to contain false information and a wiki that is maintained by narrativefags.
>derailed
So people shouldn't talk about age in a hag thread? Are you just looking for an imagedump or what?

>>1552519
She was basically unknown in 2009 and she started getting attention around 2011 and she was saying she's 22 around 2012. It's not weird at all if that was just true.

As a person who has been seeing 2ch/5ch for over a decade, I really really don't understand why anyone would think what Japs were saying on 2ch/5ch are somehow legit. And it was even a worse place for NND streamers back then.

>>1552747
Yes

>>1550132
She was 32 about 5 months ago, unsure if she's had her birthday since then.

one hag...

>>1377109
Korone is literally the perfectest woman to marry! The retro vidya queen <3

>>1546248
>>1546298
Rushia isn't a hag, she's a Karen.

>>1552519
I need more of thicc doog

>>1554824
She's the absolute peak of lolibaba if you're into that but it's not really relevant to this thread

>>1377109
Korone is not a hag

>>1554901
>he lacks critical information

>>1554917
>t. Falseflagger

>>1554901
>he doesn't know
yab

>>1554884
Exactly why I will fight against Rushia's hag status until the day I die. Unless she wises up and calms down, she doesn't fit in with this general.

>>1554966
You're the one that don't know shit.

>>1554901
>plays on her original Super Famicom
>obvious analog capture
>"not a hag"
Hags need love too. おばあちゃん大好きだよ.

>>1554901
Just masturbate to milf with young guys javs a few times to cure yourself of your denial. You'll not only accept it, you'll begin to enjoy it. I even found some cosplay ones and some where the milf acts like a gyaru which made me nut buckets.

>>1555155
I'm 29 and had a SNES when I was young. What's the point?

>>1555476
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?

>>1555510
what kind of idiocracy is that?

>>1555155
>>1555313
Did you retards ever heard her voice? That's the voice of someone in their mid 20s, definitely not of someone that is a hag. I don't care what new rrat you read in 5ch, stop believing every shit you read on the internet, you really believe Cover would even hire hags to be fucking idols that are watched mostly by people in their mid 20s?

>>1555628
>you really believe Cover would even hire hags to be fucking idols that are watched mostly by people in their mid 20s?
FBK says 'Hi friend!'

>>1555669
FBK is not a hag, what's your point?

>>1555628
>>1555732
Anon...........................

>>1555628
>voice of someone in their mid 20s
Don't look up how old Iku-chan is...
>Ikue Ōtani (大谷 育江, Ōtani Ikue, born August 18, 1965) is a Japanese actress, voice actress and narrator from Tokyo, Japan. She is best known for her anime roles in the Pokémon series (as Pikachu), One Piece (as Tony Tony Chopper), Corpse Party (as Sachiko Shinozaki), Naruto (as Konohamaru Sarutobi), Detective Conan (as Mitsuhiko Tsuburaya), Smile PreCure! (as Candy), Uchi no Sanshimai (as Fu), Konjiki no Gash Bell (as Gash), and Persona 5 (as Morgana).
Do you even Japanese women's voices?

>>1555628
Korone is mid-20s to late-20s, and it's perfectly fine. She's young, beautiful and tallented.

>>1377109
It's mrs, not mr, you retard.

too cute and kind for this world :3

>>1555859
>>1555929
Who let the retards in this thread? Go back to global until you've been here at least 6 months

>>1555965
Anon, you haven't been here for 6 months. No one was.

>>1555979
I was here in 2016 when Kizuna Ai debuted. Can you say the same?

>>1556027
Were you on /vt/ in 2016? You absolute retard?

>>1556039
Yes

>>1555979
I was lurking /vyt/ since 2019 so get fucked, you can get pedantic but this board is ultimately the successor to that thread

>>1556102
>>1556050
Were you in the thread when that guy recorded himself fapping with an avatar?
Were you here during Geass sundays?
Were you here when /a/ was random and anime?
Gtfo newfags.

>>1556050
>>1556102
>finally some good fucking food instead of smooth brains arguing about age
moar

>>1555956
https://youtu.be/iGNk_5RoJ7Q
forgot link

>>1556176
This is too hot

>>1556102
god i wish i was her punching bag when training

>>1556269
Wish granted

>>1556332
lmao, nice

>>1556332
I wonder if she could crush a melon with her thighs.

>>1555628
He's ODing on copium, someone call 911!

>>1556176
I've never wanted to hug a single human being more in my entire life compared to this very moment. She really cares about her fanbase and it warms my heart so much.

How are all these hags so cute. They must have men flocking to them in droves every day begging for a chance to become their player 2.

>>1557731
yup, bestgirl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-gNOqBNOLg&t=7520
how is she be so adorable?

>>1558385
She's mentally hindered, like a child in an adult body. No wonder she abandoned her kid, she feels no parental instincts. She will never grow up.

>>1558412
What a retard.

>>1558469
It's funny now but imagine her life in ten or twenty years.

>>1558494
Early retirement, with enough money for her and her family. Made hostory as the cutest doggo ever. Idk, sounds good to me.

>>1555859
Is there even a noticeable change in voice from mid-late 20's to early 30's?

>>1559276
No.

>>1559276
Japanese women have ridiculously large vocal range. Why do you think every single JAV star sounds like a five year-old when they moan, then switch back to their normal voice after it's over? It's extremely believable that Korone is in her 30s.

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>>1556269
ask her child how well that worked out lol

>>1563969
ogey

>>1563936
why are these retarded hags so good?

>>1563969
idiot

so whats the "real" age of each holomember?

>>1574039
Korone is mid to late 20s.

>>1574039
Lurk more, do your archive reps or learn jap and google it
>>1575799
LOL

Botan is the most attractive to me. She's got intelligence and maturity which are the traits I love the most. I don't care what her roommate looks like. I'm all in on lioness.

>>1577682
A true man of culture. It doesn't matter what they look like behind their model. These women are still wonderful, kind people and they deserve all the love and respect we can give them.

<-- this is sickness of the mind

>>1575927
imbecile

>>1563936
How do I get isekai'd as a shota to join them in their guild party?

>>1567913
Because they're only pretending to be retarded. Fubuki especially. She acts like she's the dumbest but she's one of the smartest members of Hololive.

>>1577682
It's really hot. I just hope she's able to have kids before it's too late.

Do you fags have any evidence for this shit or are you just making up schizo theories as you go along?

>>1587158
There's pretty solid evidence for all of these girls being over 30

>>1587665
Then spit it out. Dont tell me to look it up, because i know im not going to find anything.

>>1587967
That's against the rules dumbass, I'm not taking a ban because you're too lazy to do your own research.

>>1587999
Find the archived Hag threads on /jp/, they weren't as strict about the rules back then. You'll find everything there.

>>1587665
For the most part maybe. I can think of one hag whom I believe hasn't quite reached that age yet. Over 25 for sure though. But that's okay. Christmas cakes taste best after Christmas.

>>1588358
All the holos in the OP are >30 for sure, I don't know enough about the other agency girls though

Off topic, where the fuck is Mr Koro's 7 minute scuffed karaoke stream?

>>1588609
Both "streams" were privated, the links are in her thread

>>1588658
yeah, but where are the archives
the second one was so fucked she moved for 2 whole frames fucking youtube

>>1588442
>All the holos in the OP are >30 for sure
I have to doubt that. One of them didn't know what casette tapes or Floppy Disks were. She knows VHSs though but she mentioned thanks to her older brother.

>>1588768
Who?

>>1588842
A friend

>>1588768
Sounds like trying to keep kayfabe to me, but she is the least certain of the hags

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>>1594446
I want to make love to sheep in the missionary position with the light off under the blanket.

South Americans anon, where should i search for a Hag?

>>1594790
>light off
absolute degenerate

>>1595248
Japan. With the aging population, all they have are hags.

>>1596687
>I'm going to apply to MEXT in 2 years
Mio mamo wait for me!

>>1587158
>5ch says

just watched korones doom playthroughs and those were amazing, she has so much fun. any recommendations what to watch next? assassins creed?

>>1598634
Her collab with Miko playing A Way Out is pure kino. The two streams it lasted are full of nonstop memorable fun.

>>1598935
heh, no japanese dub or subtitles - looks promising. I'll watch that then. thanks anon

I can't hold it in anymore! I want to hold hands with Mio after which I would cuddle the shit out of her and fall asleep with her in my arms as I whisper things like how much I love her into her ear.

>Manlet with a baby face
Am I really in the Fubuki-zone bros? She's the biggest blessing I've witnessed in my entire life.
Also, the fact that she has over 10 years on me is strangely hot.
Marine is pretty good too.

Cute hags

>>1599815
How degenerate of you.

Me too

>>1598634
You can watch her gameplays of Mother/Mother 2 and Dragon Quest 3 (this month). Those are her favorite games

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>>1602543
theyre all too dorky

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>>1555628
They're good voice actresses .

>>1502823
I want to be crushed by Mr. Koro's HUGE THIGHS.

>>1555628
Someone hasn't heard Kanai Mika's voice. Old AF and voices loli characters convincingly.

Why do people in this thread act like everyone should retire from the Internet when they hit 30?
I wouldn't even care if they are 60 as long as they are entertaining

>>1468982
And dangerous Holo, those cowadudy matches seem like a breeze to her until youre playing it

>>1587967
The absolute state of /vt/

>>1607652
Livin the life

>no Doog Eternal
>no Fallout
>no Doom 1/2
EOP bros, how could this happen... We made her the biggest Holo and she did nothing in return...

>>1615047
Japanese society and specially idol culture praise youth and innocence above everything. If you're above 30 years old you'll be considered either a hag or an oji-san.

In this thread however their relatively older age is what makes us love them over the teenager brats.

>>1616590
she doesn't care about being the biggest holo, she just wants to have fun

>>1615047
60+ old real baba or grandpa vtuber would be kino.

>>1615047
What are you talking about? 3/4 of this thread is about wanting to fuck older women like them.

Is Mio older, I thought she was just team mom regardless of age... I'm older than most holos anyway so doesn't matter

>>1620779
She's one of the oldest holos. Even if she wasn't she acts like it

>>1620388
Anon, that's wrong. I don't want to fuck Mio, I want to FUCK Mio.

>>1621017
I guess I don't realize what makes a chuuba seem older then.
>>1621598
I want to make Mio a mother

Anyone here watch the IDs? Reine has a pretty great hag design imo and apparently meets the age requirements, I'm just not sure enough of her personality

>>1623584
I watch her brunch streams sometimes, she's pretty funny and chill. Also watched her play pso2 with Iofi

>>1621724
It's mostly because how motherly she is and calm compared to a lot of other holos.

>>1616590
>>1618507
Regardless, I'd love to see Korone get fired up by Doom Eternal. Her Doom 2016 playthrough awakened something in me. Not sure if it was her enthusiasm with violence or all the cute noises she kept making, but I crave MORE.

>>1625548
she started DQ3 last week so you need to wait more time, also she has better streams than DOOM

>>1626978
I know there are better ones, I like her horror game playthroughs. But Doom is what got me into Korone in the first place, and it holds a very special place in my heart.

>>1627492
out of curiosity, have you watched her Doom64 stream?

>>1627632
Yeah, I found that shortly afterwards. Also very cute and entertaining.

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>>1621017
If you fucked a FubuMio fusion, would the baby be half human, half fox, or half wolf? Also if they defused, which would end up pregnant? I have way too many questions about this and my autism can't help but ask while this thread dies.

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