/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Schedule:https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1462902436608327689

First original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGgEFoI9MhE
STREAM KING: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNIhngowViI
Myth or Treat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VupT9JCJaOY

Merch:
Jackbox:https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/TeeKOGame/af4e9e68d16887117726d6d95555d9f1/
AX: https://otakumode.com/shop/pickup/hololive_AX2021 (5% off)
Pop Up Parade: https://special.goodsmile.info/popupparade/en/ (TBA)

Previous thread: >>13687785

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>13720339
I want to pinch those cheeks.

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love me shark

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[Anonymous No.]

miss her

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>>13720436
This is how Gura is dressed when she streams. Bottomless and an oversized t or hoodie.
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

It's been a year since Gura has made that tweet. Every day, I wonder if we'll get any updates.

[Anonymous No.]

how sweaty do you think she currently is?

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>>13721283
She's sweating that virus the fuck out of her system, bedsheets are soaked.

[Anonymous No.]

Cat Gura? super cute
https://twitter.com/Beliatan_/status/1464874622969466885/photo/1

>>13721311
The membershrimps need to give her a spongebath.

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I wish Gura would update us more when she’s sick. I don’t normally care if she ghosts us on a regular week but saying she’s got the flu real bad then going silent with not even liking art makes me concernfag….

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>>13721661
Don't be such a baby, mommy Gura will be back soon.

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>>13721661
I wish she would update us ever on anything. Even more so because she always says shes gonna keep us up to date and than never does.
It makes me become the chumbaby =*(

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>>13721661
She is dead, accept it already damnit

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jwu from coma is gura dead?

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>>13722617
yes

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>>13722681
RIP hope dolphins don't find her body

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>>13722745
Nah its ok I have it with me right now.

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>>13722892
You know what to do, anon, time for a darkweb red room.

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I'm in love with Gura!

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Damn Gura's wife really did an amazing job with that cover.
I wish Gura was willing to do solo covers.

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>>13723647
yeah, she has talked about doing a couple songs but nothings comes out, it should be easier than doing original songs at least, so aside from her voice being shit this past month I can't think why wouldn't she do at least one

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Would you?
https://files.catbox.moe/c9pemc.jpg

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>>13723896
Gura told us she’d start making shitpost videos a few months ago and still nothing.

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>>13723896
Because shes lazy....
I hate to say it but its not really any more complex than that my dude.

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>>13723961
I won't tell if she won't tell.

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>>13723989
also the Reflect MV was supposed to be done 2 months ago
not a single mention about it since then

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>>13724103
Yea I really wonder what the hold up is when she said that it was finished.

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>>13724103
I mean that's almost 100% out of gura's hands, probably the MV guy delayed it or something, just like Violet got delayed for months

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>>13724169
This, just like any song cover would be largely out of her control in terms of deadlines, especially when MV is involved.

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>>13724229
eh, the thing with covers is that there's no sign of her even starting them unlike obviously Reflect in which her input is pretty much done

come on goombers you made a playlist for covers and it's only one video for months now

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>>13724103
That's the reason why she never announces important things until she's ready to press the release button.

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>>13724334
Yea all the big things shes announced like....... uhhhh.... Reflect..... and uuuhhhh

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>>13724313
>there's no sign of her even starting them
There was no sign of her starting Reflect beyond her telling she's working on it on stream. That and a few other songs.

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>>13724373
And other things that are not ready yet. She announced Reflect literally hours before its release.

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>>13724373
Exactly.
Reflect, which was announced and she released the same day
And the MV for it, which has been in limbo for months after she broke that rule

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>>13724373
If you pay attention she starts talking about deadlines whenever something is close to release, she did it with the king cover, the umisea stuff, aikotoba III and probably more

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>>13724334
"Sorry guys Reflect MV is delayed for (insert reason here)"
Wow.... what a monumental task that would be for her. No wonder she never talks about this stuff thats just way too much effort.

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>>13724434
Why does it matter why it's delayed? Why do you give a shit? Why are you even in this thread? Don't pretend you're here because you totally love Gura and just giving your "criticism".

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>>13724524
Oh nyo its smart fridge kun here to say that wanting to know more about Gura is the same as being an anti.

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>>13724570
>"it's because I love her, really guys, I wanna know more about her and just wish she wasn't lying lazy piece of shit! I'm not being an anti shitposter, dude trust me."
Sure thing, buddy.

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>>13724524
Clam down chumbie I think a lot of us would like Gura to communicate with us more.
No need to call others fake fans and try and start an argument.
If you don't like his post don't reply.

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>>13724676
>Schizo-kun doesnt care enough about Gura to want to hear her talk about whats going on in her life.

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>>13724731
>>13724702
She talks about her life as much as she's comfortable with and you need to make piece with that.

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Gura is dead but her mother is streaming, come watch Nacho do whatever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgUJkePojbY

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>>13724755
i really dont though
>>13724780
Unfortunate timing ill have to watch her after the debut.

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>>13724810
You kinda do, unless you actually enjoy being eternally frustrated.

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>>13724755
>You need to
Why do you sound like a male self help book written by a woman?

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>>13724875
People can change schizo-kun
Just look at how much Gura has grown in the last year. Its not unreasonable to hope that she grows to be comfortable enough to talk to her fans more openly.

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>>13724949
She's even afraid to say her cat's gender, anon. She grew a lot in some ways, but very little in others.

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>>13724949
you sound like a honkfag

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>>13725011
So because she hasnt grown in one way we should lose hope in her?
Thats really weird talk for someone who should be dedicating their life to making sure Gura is as happy as humanly possible.

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>>13724780
She's watching another daughter debut https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGcEthuHCNs
truly proliferous mommy!

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>>13725078
Wtf why in the fuck would someone debut along side a Hololive member?

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>>13725171
It's Japan, someone debuts every 30 minutes.

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>>13725065
>we should lose hope in her?
>we
How are you "dedicating your life" to her happiness? What the fuck can you even do except just tune in to her streams? This is actual schizo talk right here. Chill out with your autism and expectations towards her.

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>>13725171
Because she scheduled the debut way before HoloX popped up out of fucking nowhere.

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>>13725445
>This is actual schizo talk right here.
>he isnt schizo for Gura and is only schizo for crying at anons opinions online
weird

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>>13725562
Anon, "I CAN SAVE HER" is a meme for a reason.

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>>13725445
CIA thinks you're wrong.

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>>13725639
>CIA
>being right
This only further disproves magick.

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>>13725618
Wait you think saving your oshi is a meme?
How new are you?

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>>13725705
>he thinks it's not a meme
>he doesn't know
Yagoo has already saved your oshi before she even became your oshi. There is nothing you can do.

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>>13725706
Yeah I'm sure random anon on the internet is more right that US Central Intelligence Agency.

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>>13725854
Aloe and Coco bros.....

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Go watch debuts you schizos

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>>13725894
>trusting glow niggers
Come on now.

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>>13725854
>There is nothing you can do.
Not with that attitude!
>>13725997
Her voice is plain, I'm shadowbanned in chat, I can't open it on dex for easy filter. Fuck that debut.

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>>13726033
>don't trust documents civilian activists fought tooth and nail to be released to public
You glow.

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Intelligence vacuum in the thread right now. If you have posted in the last 10 minutes, please consider never ever posting again.

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>you're powerless!
>you're helpless!
>give up!
Yeah, no.

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Hope Gura gets better and shows some activity today!

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>>13726640
based
>>13726804
Be careful with that opinion around here. Gonna get smartfridge-kun on your ass.

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>>13726640
>he said and proceeded to do nothing but bitch on /vt/

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>>13726890
>nothing
>>13725639

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>>13726905
Ogey, best of luck to you.

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>>13727021
Ogey, best of luck in your hopeless desperation.

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>>13726890
read >>13724702

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>>13727121
This is the stuff of nightmares, but if this was my sleep paralysis demon i wouldn't mind at all.

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>>13727121
>desperation
I'm happy with Gura as she is.

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>>13727268
>stagnationfag
>I'm happy with Gura as she is.
Gura isn't. Dumb sycophants like you were happy with Aqua lifestyle too before she passed out, took a break and swore off APEX because of it. Don't @ me or my dog ever again.

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>>13727440
Even Gura wants to keep evolving in anyway she can. One of the few times I’ve ever seen her upset/sad was when Mori told her to cheer up and that some people like flat girls and Gura said she doesn’t like it very emotionally.

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>>13727844
she should just get bigger chest then

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>>13727268
I hate how artists include face masks to the art. 2D anime beings can also get the wu-flu it seems.

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>brain vacuum continues

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>>13727440
>went from her communicating to her diet out of nowhere
I guess staying on previous point would just make you sound like a selfish faggot who wants Gura to change her behavior entirely for your benefit, but concernfagging about her health makes you look way better.

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>>13728009
>conversations cant shift
Is everything ok at home?

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>>13728106
Conversations seem to shift just like goalposts for sure.

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>>13727844
I wont lie but it sounds like you are projecting. Gura has mentioned many times shes happy being flat. Its like you have never herd friends banter before.

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>>13727949
you do know that masks were jap a fetish long before kung-flu? they're extremely germophobic and wore masks en masse even for regular flu seasons
>>13728009
you're talking to more than 1 anon
if Gura doesn't unload to chat, that's fine and understandable
she should talk to someone though
but given that she apparently doesn't have much human interaction outside of vtubing, that's an understandable alternative
just sanitize the story the best you can many holos do that to share their worries
the details, context or even the gist of situation might be lost in the process but it's the support and unloading it off your chest that matters here
you can just as well scream in a well alternatively and it would help

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I love you Gura
:3

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>>13728240
While true that comeback to Mori was in the middle of girl talk and seemed very emotional compared to her taking to chat about being flat

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>>13728283
I'm confident that if Gura feels the need to relay any of her worries to chat, she will. She did that many times without any specifics. What anons seem to whine about is that they want juicy details to gossip about.

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>>13728304
I love you as well, Gura

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>>13728518
I mean thats debatable in a lot of areas but I'll just say that I'd like to know if Gura is ok and thats really about it.
I dont see any problem with that but clearly others do.

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>>13728518
>I'm confident that if Gura feels the need to X she would Y
She needed to change her chair, get new mattress, ditch caffeine and energy drinks, see a doctor and do blood tests long before she did any of that (and she didn't do all of that she needed to do yet, even according to her).

So your post sounds like baseless confidence and bullshit.

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>>13728009
It's up to her how she wants to maintain her body, her body her choice. Though i wish she tried to have a good diet for her well-being, i won't go out of my way to tell her what she should do as i would just come off as an asshole.
We are not her parents nor her friends, we have no right to tell her what she should or shouldn't do, it doesn't concern us.
Concernfags can go eat a bullet, annoying fags.

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>>13728734
>we have no right
It's nice that you forfeited your right, more rights for me.

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i can save her

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>>13728283
>you do know that masks were jap a fetish long before kung-flu?
Yes, it's only that now they have become more prevalent in anime art.

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>>13728734
Its like people forget that Gura is technically a product or something.

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>>13728879
>what are trends
Were you mad at bowser crown and jack-o-challenge too fads?

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>>13728934
I see that opportunistic shitposters are here.

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>>13728937
No, because qt least i could bust a not to those trends.

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>>13728703
>She needed to change her chair, get new mattress, ditch caffeine and energy drinks
And she did do those things. I'm sure she will come around to do others on her list. Your point?

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>>13729055
...at leas i could bust a nut*...

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>>13729030
>implying they leave

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>>13729137
God, i can't type for shit today.

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>>13729113
And where did she get the idea what chair to get, retard?
>I'm sure
Based on what? Your ass?

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>>13729113
she needs a bunch of obese failsons who dont bathe from reddit and 4chan to tell her how to live healthily and what foods to eat ASAP

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>>13729248
She actually lives with me, i can vouch for that anon.

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>>13729248
>And where did she get the idea what chair to get
Talked to chat about it. As I said, if she feels the need to ask chat about stuff, she does. I don't get what's your point, are you actually retarded?

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>>13729315
Pretty much this, this is why i have disdain for concernfags. We are all here for a reason and it's not because we are the best society can offer.

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>>13729315
It's controlling behavior masked as concern and "love", they just want to groom her into their mental image of her.

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Shionn will NTR Gura will Laplus after collab ban is lift and she won't be able to do anything against it

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>>13729543
>not grooming your oshi
Why are you on 4chan redditor?

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>>13721661
If there's no update, assume she copy/pasted the last update and posted it again. It's probably almost exactly the same as what she would say if she did an update.

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How long does the effects of the flu last? A week?

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Remember to never put anything into a sharks mouth that you aren't prepared to lose
https://files.catbox.moe/be0u99.png
https://files.catbox.moe/4t6bhw.png
https://files.catbox.moe/jszked.png
https://files.catbox.moe/5t795i.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/csf6f5.jpg

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>>13730217
My dick felt that.

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>>13730204
Depends on people and if she takes medication or not.
I would said to not expect stream for today. Tommorow is more likely for a comfy game like Pokemon

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>>13728487
Plus she was in the middle of saying that's all she can say on stream. Poor Gura.

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>>13729451
Point is chat advice is useful and she should rely more on it, if she doesn't have other alternatives. Which she appear to have none.

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>>13730217
https://vocaroo.com/14ykTJ0szS0U

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>>13730494
>she appears to have none.
Her gen mates do not count? Hell, Mori can give reliable advice on stuff, she also has her manager which probably acts as a second parent.
You are delusional.

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>>13730699
yeah I'm sure insecure womanlet like Gura would burden her colleagues with her plights before randos from internet

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>>13730494
Lol

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>>13730412
today was out of the question in the first place since its a normal 2 day break day

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>>13730752

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>>13730752
I'm not sure how you could be this delusional

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>>13731008
Pic related to that anon.

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>>13731008
>>13731270
Kiara talked to shrink before genmates, retards.

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>>13731298
>kiara
When you are desperate to maintain a following you will close the gap between you in any way possible, including getting personal with your viewers.

[Anonymous No.]

The debut is over, you can go back now

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gura is the cutest girl in the multiverse even when she's in the bathroom puking her yogurt out

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>>13731378
>it's just an act bruv
>>13731451
I would consider holding her hair a privilege.

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>>13731451
agreed. Or having an explosive diarhea!

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>>13731481
I wouldn't put it past someone like kiara.

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>>13730412
Hey retard. She isn't streaming tomorrow. She is sick and when she isn't sick normally takes 2 or 3 days off. Add that to her having the flu. The earliest she'll stream is on Wednesday and that's when she'll post the schedule.

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>>13732284
Shut the fuck up schizo.

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>>13732284
^
should we call this guy wednesday schizo?

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Gura is feeble at her best the flu will absolutely destroy her, I am not expecting any streams next week.
Screencap this post, the next stream will be 12/8.

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>>13732510
I'd rather have her take a long break than have her stream while still recovering from whatever she has. She could throw us a bone the same way Ame is doing.

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>>13732425
No. Don't name people. That gives them power.

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>>13732284
>>13732425
Yeah the wednesday schizo is one a biggest retards I have seen here.
Congrats

[Anonymous No.]

how many bowls of vegetable soup has gura finished by now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13732630
She's eaten every vegetable in her house.
Including the rotten ones she found in the back of her fridge

[Anonymous No.]

>>13732630
Do you think she has the stomach to even finish half of one?

[Anonymous No.]

Goomba at least give us some twitter activity

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>>13729543
Based and accurate. The ones saying lovey dovey shit to her don't actually care about her, especially the ones who say it publically or superchat it. They and you don't actually know her, either. All you know is what's presented to you on stream. This is a tough truth many don't want to hear or accept.

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>>13732762
>IT"S ALL AN ACT

[Anonymous No.]

Sasuga Gex Guthor-san

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>>13732937
Does she have a cookie?

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>>13732994
She has a cookie.

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>>13733010

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>>13733029
I fear for cookie.

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>>13733029
This brat already ate a cookie!
This bitch has TWO cookies!

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning, gura cute!

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>>13732861
It very well could be. Gura didn't get where she is by accident. She's quite smart even though she may not look like it from her adhd moments.

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>>13733303

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>>13733111
https://files.catbox.moe/bwx76o.mp4

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>>13733392
I'll never forgive watame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13733392
Newfag here, is there context to this or is is unrelated clips put together?

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>>13720436
where did you get this image, no reverse searching works

[Anonymous No.]

>>13733770
https://twitter.com/NAMIORII/status/1464626435205701634

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>>13720339
Was the pokemon stream comfy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13733010

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>>13733969
Yes. She told us to gargle with her saliva while getting noticably more sick as the stream progressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13734210

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>>13733969
kinda, she was way too sick at the last hour and should have stopped earlier IMO

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>>13733703
Unrelated.

[Anonymous No.]

Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

[Anonymous No.]

>>13736045

[Anonymous No.]

Cunny!

[Anonymous No.]

I woke up and she was on my mind within 10 seconds and she won't leave and now I feel sick

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning, I love Gura

[Anonymous No.]

Every second without Gura brings immeasurable pain.

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[Anonymous No.]

Good morning, eat something delicious today for a change.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm finally free from mogu prison, ohasame

[Anonymous No.]

WEDNESDAY WEDNESDAY WEDNESDAY
OH
WEDNESDAY WEDNESDAY WEDNESDAY

[Anonymous No.]

Wanting to have sex with a dolphin makes sense and is natural but sharks are disgusting for multiple reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13740079
yes. go get that dolphin pussy and leave my wife alone

[Anonymous No.]

So now that Gura has passed away, are you going to keep watching Hololive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742213
Gura... Gura would want me to...

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>>13742213
It would take the shark, the dog, and the tako leaving for me to jump ship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742213
I only come to this website for gura so I'll take my leave. Looking at the sad state /pol/ I'll return to my smaller more extremists websites.

[Anonymous No.]

How we holding up, buds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13742213
>>13742593

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>>13742593
Why was she doing that?

[Anonymous No.]

Luv me shork

[Anonymous No.]

Gura wouldn't want us to be sad chumbies. She'll come back to us soon. Until then keep up your reps.

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>>13742869
She's dead. She's dead and she's never coming back.

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>>13742869
She should tell us shes not dead then =(

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>>13742941
She's coming back as a Ghost Shark, it was the new outfit all along.
It was delayed because Gura needed to die, that was what Kiara implied.

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>>13742593
I am the strongest chumbie, I'm waiting for my wife without having a mental breakdown

[Anonymous No.]

Given everything, I doubt we'll get any streams for at least a week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744570
we know literally nothing about how gura's doing with her cold

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744570
Given everything, nobody asked you

[Anonymous No.]

i was busy with work stuff and haven't done my reps this week, can someone tell me what's wrong with shark?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744676
did you try checking twitter

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>>13744676
She has the flu and will be back in the near future

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>>13744676
Fatal autoerotic asphyxiation accident

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>>13744716
thanks anon, hope it isn't too bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744570
Given everything, the conclusion is that doomposters are retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1334017308809981953

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>>13744715
i don't use twitter because i'm paranoid about my privacy

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>>13744758
oh man, she's just like me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744758
>1953

[Anonymous No.]

Let me tell you something, chumbuds. There are a lot of young hotshots like Laplus on their way up. Gura could suddenly look like she's standing still next to them. She's hurting her career by taking these breaks. If I were you, I'd kick her in the rear end for her own good.

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I couldn't care less

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>>13744910
>muh competition
go back

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>>13744910
Nobody cares about number fag

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>>13744910
Please don't shitpost with my JP-oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744910
did you get kicked out of global? also didn't the new cunny get beat by the coyote

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744910
>numbers
There's a thread for you mentally ill folk >>13738191
Keep it in there.

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>>13744910
I want everyone to go watch the new people instead so I can be alone with Gura

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>>13744910
Based. My dork completely bisected that lazy shork who's really let herself go since debut. Remember city pop shark? Neither do I. Gura tried so hard to make a good impression back then, only to make fun of her debut stream without realizing she was only making her current self look bad. By dropping kayfabe and becoming a condescending cynic, she laid the groundwork for her own usurpation.

Now my 24/7 chuuni dork will rise up and take the mantle of Hololive's top cunt, while Gura can do whatever she wishes.

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>>13745094
They're never going to overlap.

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>>13745128
is that the new global copy pasta?

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>>13745128
>Remember city pop shark? Neither do I.
Anon, your rhetoric reps

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Random Gura musing.. the way she says “yummy” is super cute and makes my heart flutter every time. It comes out more like “yomee”, and her talking about food in general is adorable. Hope you’re having a good day chumbies.

[Anonymous No.]

I think I rolled a pretty good Gura. Superior stats across the board. I think I'll keep this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744910
this is what 2views actually believe lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745307
Why are you bragging about a hacked Gura? Her real stats aren't close to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745128
>Now my 24/7 chuuni dork will rise up and take the mantle of Hololive's top cunt, while Gura can do whatever she wishes.
Gooba would be more than ok than this I imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745455
What's an "authentic" Gura look like then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745455
Yeah, Idk why they hacked Gura to make her stats lower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745520
the only thing worse than gura antis are chumbuds who thinks she actually wants to be less popular

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745529
Like this

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13745590
this

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745590
Nah, I'd say people who don't watch streams but act like they do are worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745590
>thinking Gura wants to be less popular is worse than people that want her sick, maimed, dead, or doxxed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745529
my opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745590
Gura does want to be less popular. She'd love to be able to read all of chat.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745128
I know this is shitpost copy pasta but are there really people who unironically believe that Lap+ will keep up this momentum? Gura went double viral with her debut and kept her momentum for over half a year. You people will look like idiots in a few weeks and you will not survie the grudgeposting.

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>>13745590
I don't like people who think that more popular and bigger numbers is always better

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745874
Memes needs to be above singing and social needs some points added.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745910
Source: My anal tract

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745874
Social too high

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746027
Source: Streams. You should watch them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745972
These are the same group of people spamming the same shit during council first week. You don't have do take them serious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745961
Is this one of those papercraft things? Why did you post a shitty screenshot instead of just a link to wherever this is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746049
Surely you will post a timestamp then? I will wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746073
Why don't you search for a timestamp of Gura saying something contrary? It'll make the search faster I'd assume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746073
Remember the chat speed limit? That's the most obvious, there are scattered comments elsewhere that she can't keep up with chat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746098
thanks for confirming that you got nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746068

[Anonymous No.]

>>13744716
pessimist in my says it's not just the flu. statistically getting covid is much more likely. and people have been saying they have the flu instead to downplay their condition

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>>13746149
Kill yourself doomposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746122
First off, I'm not the anon you were replying to. Second off, how interesting is it that when you demand proof it's fine, but when I demand proof I'm in the wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745910
>>13746049
>>13746098
>>13746111
>wanting to be able to read chat means that she wants to be less popular
mental gymnastics for cripples

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746149
It's neither, it's just common cold.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13746232
Deflecting the initial request for proof with "Nooooo YOU have to present proof" makes you look so incredibly helpless

[Anonymous No.]

>>13745910
>>13746111
just because she wants youtube chat to not be dogshit doesn't mean she wants to be less popular jfc. if youtube didn't give members unlimited spam powers then it would be more manageable even for high ccv like hers and she's gotten better at reading chat since then(change in set up maybe?, like she was able to scroll up and get a name in the Pokemon stream which I can't even do)

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13746279
Notice how I said "It'll make the search faster i'd assume."? I suggested both of you searching for evidence in parallel, not just you searching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746139
Well it's not like it's hard to find
Papercraft Gura is more popular than I expected, especially since I've never seen any talk of it here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746149
she has to be double vaxxed, r-right? she wouldn't neglect that

[Anonymous No.]

>If Gura wants to be more popular she has to put more effort in
>She obviously doesn't want to be more popular then
>Source?
Big brain hours I see

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746410
you put it in the jar

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746399
Anon, the burden of proof is usually on the person who brings a claim in a dispute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746460
But it's made of paper... Gura will dissolve...

[Anonymous No.]

oh nyo ggg is bad again

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746654
you hotglue the outside duh

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746422
She is in the Right, she doesn't believe in vaxx.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746410
You should talk about it more, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

How do we get Gura to stream more (and longer)? Should we pressure her to see a doctor who tells her to fix her unhealty lifestyle so that she does not get sick so easily and feels tired all the time?

[Anonymous No.]

Regardless of where the thread is all I know is Gura’s voice and personality makes me happy so that dealing with work stress becomes bearable. I hope she gets better soon so I can feel happy again.

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>>13746654
Gura likes vore, she'd be happy to dissolve

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746715
Nyo
What're you gonna do about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746781
>stream more (and longer)?
i don't want that

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746149
>covid
Flu with a different name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746781
>WE

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>>13746870
now you have to explain to me why do you want not more but less gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746806
Understandable. I hope she makes a speedy recovery too. She's a wonderful girl, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746901
this is all i can keep up with. any more is worse.

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>no likes on twitter for 3 days
FUCK i was trying not to concern but it's started

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746940
same, as the smaller portion of chumbuds who isn't a kid and has an adult job, this is the right amount of streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746948
Gura is currently hooked up to a ventilator in the ICU...

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>>13746948
2 days, she liked stuff and changed her twitter banner on friday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746948
I cope by imagining if some real yab shit with Gura was actually going on Mori or Ame would tell us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746997
people who want 30-40 hours a week out of her are fucked in the head.

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>>13746781
i can not help but feel a bit jealous when looking at other chuubas
even mori started to stream almost nonstop and her streams are very long lately
i know i am being selfish but i do not care i want to see gura as often and as long as possible

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>>13746940
>>13746997
nobody cares about your personal circumstances

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746997
imagine bragging about being a wagie lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747116
gura cares

[Anonymous No.]

gura is literally decomposing right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747172
yeah, with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747167
>lack of care for health for years translates in being sick and depressed all the time
>GURA STREAMS LESS SPECIFICALLY FOR ME
holy shit the cope on this wagie!

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>>13746948
Really wish she would give us at least a small update on how she is feeling. Even a single emoji would be fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747116
Likewise, faggot. Watch Mori or the Chicken if you want long hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>13746661
>ggg
schizos got btfo'd in global and bait working anymore so they came here like always

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747241
>Watch Mori or the Chicken if you want long hours
Why always this utterly retarded argument? I do not want to watch others I want to watch Gura.

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>>13747236
Same, Gura can’t be detached enough to realize not telling her fans how she’s doing 2-3 days into being sick would cause worry right….?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747310
You don't, you want to watch someone who is different to how Gura is

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>>13747236

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>>13747241
i dont like either of them i like goop goop and i want to watch goop goop make goop goop stream

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>>13747152
being a wagie is what enables me to superchat and buy gura merch so yes I like it, she's the single reason I keep pressing forward and try to get raises at work otherwise i'd regress back to the useless neet i was before

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747236
>>13747358
How dare you even suggest such a thing, Gura is already perfect as she is right now and you are just a nobody acting entitled and have no right to demand anything from her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747449
This unironically

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>>13747416
>source literally his ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747387
ogey schizo

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>>13747358
Gura is currently in a coma and on her deathbed.

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>>13747387
Yeah, because how much Gura streams is totally a foundational part of her personality.

[Anonymous No.]

We need gura to show signs of being alive for the sake of this general, and here i thought kronies had it bad during her break.

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>>13747449
Gura correctly realizes that saying she's still sick isn't going to make anyone happier. Saying flu already sets up an expectation that she'll be out for multiple days.

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>>13746149
I hope she has friends or family nearby that she can ask for help
>>13747481
You want me to self doxx to prove to some schizo that there are people that were motivated by Gura to work and earn money? Nah I'm good.

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>>13747555
You'd think she would be liking and rt stuff while she rests on bed, that's why its all so odd.

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>>13747570
>You want me to self doxx to prove to some schizo that there are people that were motivated by Gura to work and earn money?
that or not bring arguments you're not ready to prove on to anonymous imageboard
you don't superchat or buy shit until you prove it, so why bring it up? retard

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>>13747616
she doesn't like twitter

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>>13747555
>Gura correctly realizes that saying she's still sick isn't going to make anyone happier.

Umm it literally will..? It lets me know she’s still at home getting better and not in the hospital. Please just a like Gura…

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>>13747616
I do wish she'd do that. I don't think it's odd that she isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

I like how everytime Gura takes a break this board become mentally ill and doompost

[Anonymous No.]

I want people to go back to hornyposting.

[Anonymous No.]

earlier it was "oh my god goopers go to the doctooorrr" and now it's "oh my god goop goop please stay hooomme" make up your mind schizo

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>>13747616
When I'm sick I sleep a shit ton.

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>>13747636
Are you mentally retarded? What even is the argument? That people earn money from working?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747668
where do you think you are?

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>>13747698
Gura does need to go to the doctor for various reasons. It's not schizo to say that.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13747668
proof that the shark is a copium supply and the world needs her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747742
I hope she's eating cookies in heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747742
Oh no no no, chumkeks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747742
OH MY FUCKING GOD SHE DROPPED HER COOKIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747742
floor cookie is what made her sick!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747732

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747236
just a like would be fine at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747616
Sorry anon, she's too weak to even tap like on her phone, nor does she have anyone she trusts enough to tell them to do it for her
Her bones are literally crumbling, her muscles are evaporating

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747880
GOORAH AT LEAST LIKE A COFFIN YOU WANT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747698
Anyone have the link of Gura btfo concernfags by saying she can actually take care of herself like a normal adult?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747885
gura has literally become goop goop

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747885
gura is literally a sheet of paper now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747901
https://files.catbox.moe/praomn.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747901
that was clearly a lie

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747742
She needs her cookie or she won't come back to life...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747885
i hope gurandma gets to use that hitachi vibe she bought one last time before she conks out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747937
Concernfags btfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747937
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>13747901
>>13747937
>>13747985
It isn't a btfo when she talks about feeling weak and her absolute shit diet in other streams

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>>13745972
The state of Kroniifags insisting she'll surpass Gura is so bad I don't even want to make fun of the mat this point. People trying to guess how popular someone will really be by the debut month is always hilarious. Even Gura isn't NR 1 EVERY STAT EVER any more like she was shortly after debut.

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>>13748055
>>13745972
>>13745128
>>13744910
OOOOH I"M GONNNAAAA I"M GONNNNAAAA TRIBALFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!!!!!!

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>>13748038
Anon people do in fact feel weak and bad, even when they take care of herself. If you're some ubersmensch that's never once gotten sick or under the weather, either by genetics or sheer healthy life choices, you are an outlier. Folks who get sick now and then are the norm.

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>>13748086
It's not tribalfagging to point out debut month doesn't mean shit, why'd you tag me into this?

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>>13747358
>gura gets sick
>genX gets a surprise announcement with a loli
I don't even need to miss my pills to see the rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748102
it's clearly because of her shit diet, no normal person eats like her, she has an eating disorder, is it so wrong to want her to eat regularly?

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>>13748146
and eat meat
retarded woman undercooked beef once now starves herself down to anemia

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13748179
Women are stupid, what's new.

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>>13748179
the worst part is that she has the money to hit order on ubereats or whatever and get a full fucking meal but she's still trapped in her predebut poorfag days. I know some people like that who went from poor to rich quickly but are forever trapped in their poorfag habits.

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>>13748146
Were you ever or have you ever met a college student

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Its crazy how much better /ggg/ would be if Gura let people know she was alive.
Hell even if she just liked something on twitter this place would calm down quite a bit.

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>>13748146
she’s afraid if she eats more then one meal a day she’ll get fat again. It’s why she preaches calories in vs out. If there’s any skeletons in here who put meat ok but are afraid to under eat it’s the same thing but opposite

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>>13748209
Now this kind of posting I can get behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748315
Even if she let people know how she's doing, shitposters will always find something else to shit up the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748262
Yeah I was but I'm well off so I didn't eat like shit, I see memes about students living off ramen or whatever so it must be a thing but she isn't a broke college student anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748315
Gura just likes seeing the shitposting and finds entertainment in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748179
Did she say that on stream?
You can't even undercook beef in a dangerous way unless it's ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748352
This, there is always an angle to shitpost about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748315
untrue
No response : shes dying/dead
starts tweeting : shes lazy/lying
starts streaming : she needs to take care of herself/rest

[Anonymous No.]

I think I’ll be fine for today, but if there’s literally nothing tomorrow idk what I’ll do. That would get into so worried I’m losing sleep territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748418
it is kind of frustrating how she seems to think it would be harder to make the steak safe than ground beef because it's exactly the opposite

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748325
that's a good theory too, a lot of women are obsessed about their weight and shit so it might be that instead of the poorfag mindset

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748404
>My shit posts make gura laugh while she is hooked up to an IV
Blissful

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748449
So these fags needs meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748449
Members post is the correct answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748325
probably the same reason she bought into the retarded vegan shit in the past until anemia fucked her over, women love trying retarded trends to lose weight

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748498
correct, they are taking the parasite portion of parasocial relationship too far.

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop dancing on my wife's grave. She's dead. I am trying to grieve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748555
that would lead to
>why doesnt she care about all of her fans instead of just the people who give her money?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748555
Gura hates communicating via text.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748498
>>13748562
caring about your oshi's wellbeing is now being labeled schizo posting, how we've fallen. I bet you think you're so cool being detached and not giving a shit about her

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO4tkGGmxJk
GURA PLEASE DON"T DIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748795
You can care but when people take it to the levels of "SHES DYING OH GOD SHE NEEDS SOMEONE TO TAKE CARE OF HER" then you need to stop and take a look at yourself. Say "I hope she gets better soon." and then talk about something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748867
>SHE NEEDS SOMEONE TO TAKE CARE OF HER
She does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748804
the detective is giving us clues bros...things are looking dire

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748895
yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748867
i think the schizo label should be reserved for people making rrats about shit like partners/other weird shit that isn't based on reality but her being sick is something real

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck happened here

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749008
Go back to sleep. Gura isn't awake yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748981
People get sick, it happens. It's not the end of the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748867
Yeah well tell her to stop listing off her various, potentially serious illnesses that she refuses to see a doctor about. The fuck does she think is gonna happen, we’re just not gonna care?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749008
goombah is kill

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749008
This happens everytime Gura says shes sick and ghosts for a few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749046
Are you lost? You sound like you don't belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749046
But said she was “really” sick….

[Anonymous No.]

Im pooping

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749008
Standard 3 days break goncern
Tomorrow is gonna be Cuhrazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749043
I'm the doctor treating her and I can say she has a case of the terminal cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749077
Not lost, just not a schizo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749139
Push Gura, push!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749125
>>13749050
the 'flu real bad' tweet doesn't sound her normal 'sick' or 'not feeling well' either, so i get why the concernfags are out in full force.

[Anonymous No.]

Famous last words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749219
how are they schizo? they're called concernfags, get it right newfag

[Anonymous No.]

oh god yes that's the stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749288
Oh nyoo~

[Anonymous No.]

I told you fucks that I have a good feeling about tonight, so shut up already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749370
I miss my lazy eyed sharkwife

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749288
surely she'd reach out to her mom in circumstances like this right? i know she's a hiki but she mentioned that she started talking to her mom more often, based mamashark please drive over and save our retarded shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749452
BUT WILL THE MOM MAKE IT IN TIME!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749370
Yes I'm eagerly awaiting her obituary too

[Anonymous No.]

Message from ame to gura on the second half.
https://youtu.be/jO4tkGGmxJk

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749756
no fuck you, if she dies tonight then it'll ruin my entire work week

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749920
Cover is making the announcement on Twitter tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749945
The announcement is that she's getting married to me.

[Anonymous No.]

I have already sharpened my bayonet and if she goes I follow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749920
i would be really sad for a long time if that happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>13749998
got my pills ready as well

[Anonymous No.]

doesn't Gura know she's literally killing her fans with stress?

[Anonymous No.]

shark love

[Anonymous No.]

You are all joking right?
Do i need to get some glowhomos in here ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750096
My love for Gura is no joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750063
she's so sick she can't go on twitter, probably loaded up on cough syrup and barely conscious, i don't think her fans worrying is her problem right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750063
Anon...
She can't even lift her phone atm
Pray for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750002
i don't think i could recover from that, would literally have a mindbreak

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750151
Hopefully it's good cough syrup. She said the stuff she had was shit that wasn't numbing her.

[Anonymous No.]

Morning buds, I hope Gura is feeling much better today and that there is a chance for a stream tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750151
>probably loaded up on cough syrup
Ah, good old school days!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750290
is anyone going to tell him?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750151
>loaded up on cough syrup
Me too... Except I'm not sick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750608
you are, in the head

[Anonymous No.]

>>13748179
>>13748325
it most likely is her being afraid of getting fat, she despises fat people, you can tell from the last pokemon stream where she laughed at the fat joke about the hiker

[Anonymous No.]

>only 90 images
Less doomfaggotry, more cute Guras, please.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750853
even considering the quality of this thread, this is the most retarded post in it
she outright said she's afraid to cook it wrong and that she got horrible food poisoning from old stale once

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750957
What is that expression trying to convey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750962
that explains not eating meat but not the infrequency of her eating and doing shit like just eating lettuce on christmas day

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751008
she's a woman, they are retarded

[Anonymous No.]

remember that leaf that gura stole?
that leaf was me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750993
ALLAHU AKBAR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750867
Sorry chumbie. I'm playing pokemon to numb the pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750993
Pouting

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that heart Gura stole? That heart was mine.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/nqOsZTUpJ5Y
Chumbies...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751009
me on my wife's arm

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751072

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751008
Gura frequently runs out of food and has to eat weird shit because that's all she has. She did it again last stream with the eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751188
A modern classic Gura stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura should make out with shion

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751239
what's with her and eggs

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751239
Does Gura still cook her eggs on the bathroom floor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751267
They're a good source of protein and delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751267
makes up for the lack of ovulation she has due to being anemic

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750853
I wonder how she feels about bald people

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751248
so true

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751345
she mocked them several times

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751345
do you really have to ask? she was outright roasting them in a pokemon stream too i think, she didn't want to say the fat thing outloud because it might offend some of her audience but she sure as hell was thinking it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751446
it hurts a lot because solution to being fat is much easier than that to being bald

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751345
>>13751446
Are you stupid? Watch streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751505
baldies are an acceptable target to make fun of because it mostly happens to men. the fat thing is a touchy subject especially with amerifats and the whole bodyshaming movement making it not kosher to call people out for being fatties

[Anonymous No.]

>>13750074
Wake up, she won't accept them.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8mVib40Ukk
I love how gura losing to a kid in pokemon is making rounds all over

[Anonymous No.]

There is at least one baldie Gura likes, and no, it's not her boyfriend you schizos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751840
fauna?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751858
That makes two baldies even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751840
its my dick lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751840
I know it's not her boyfriend, because that's me and I have a full head of hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751840
yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751840
I don't get why you'd think it's only one, she's said they're cute multiple times and she teases people she likes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13751713
I've been using an all water team just like Gura, and I lost to the same NPC. Lol it's just a really bad matchup

[Anonymous No.]

she liked a post, you concernfags are going to check after reading this regardless if it's true or not. it's too easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752084
That one is special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752232
I won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752251
No shit her shark dad is bald. Sharks don't grow hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752281
they got me

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752232
Why did you lie? Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13752329
But then so is her mum.

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>>13752393
Her mom spends all her time in mermaid form.

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>>13751915
stop implying she has a boyfriednd reeeee
she's pure and never had one and never will

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>>13752383
Yes, Gura, fuck me!

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>>13752423
Now this is true cruelty. Why do you deny her happiness?

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>>13752469
she's a crazy cat lady and will end up growing old to be one, it's the only truth

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>>13752511
She's pretty and will snare somebody eventually.
Unlike us here.

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>>13752469
Seriously, I know he's probably joking, but I don't wish the loneliness I feel even on my worst enemies, much less Gura. It would hurt to find out she has one, but that's my own problem and the logical part of my brain would still be very happy for her.

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>>13752623
not if she stays inside all the time and keeps to herself when running errands. if she didn't get famous maybe but now she's too famous to be normal

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>>13752469
>>13752686
>>13752423
>>13751915
Jezas that's one long hook for boyfriendposting, fuck off.

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>>13752686
i'm not joking, she won't be lonely if she has her cats, chat, family and her hololive friends.

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>>13752723
She cut her hair and sounds like any other girl without onstream mumbojumbo. The chances are still there.

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>>13752723
As famous as she is, she has the benefit of not being immediately recognizable if she steps out. She absolutely can have a normal life.

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>>13752772
99%+ of humans aren't meant to be starved of physical touch and emotional intimacy from the opposite sex. I can pretty confidently say you're wrong.

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>>13752789
>>13752833
yeah until they find out what she does for a living and the income disparity between her and the average normie and the potential of it leaking, nope not happening

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>>13752871
80% of males pretty much are. It's just biology.

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>>13752871
works out great for me and i have less friends and family than her

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>>13752879
I doubt she'll stay vtubing for long. Maybe a year or two.

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>>13752772
I have friends, family and pets. It's a different kind of loneliness not having a partner

[Anonymous No.]

I miss the Gura is going to die posting

[Anonymous No.]

concernfags please come back, these boyfriend bait fags are the worst.

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>>13752959
>>13752968
Gura is going to die without a boyfriend in her life!

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>>13753005
Good, that's what I want.

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>>13753005
based and uncucked

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>>13753020
Death to Gura amirite?

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>>13752959
>>13752968
Gura is going to die from vaginal prolapse due to her extremely tiny body!

[Anonymous No.]

goop goop is going to live forever, and also stream frequently

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753053
What? How?
>>13753100
Maybe Gura was an AI this whole time.

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>>13753100
I will make my personal Gura stream every day, and I refuse to clean up her poop.

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>>13753005
she's just like me.

[Anonymous No.]

imissgura

[Anonymous No.]

>>13753285
fag