/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Schedule:https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1462902436608327689

First original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGgEFoI9MhE
STREAM KING: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNIhngowViI
Myth or Treat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VupT9JCJaOY

Merch:
Jackbox:https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/TeeKOGame/af4e9e68d16887117726d6d95555d9f1/
AX: https://otakumode.com/shop/pickup/hololive_AX2021 (5% off)
Pop Up Parade: https://special.goodsmile.info/popupparade/en/ (TBA)

Previous thread:>>13653962

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I wuv goowa!

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I'm in love with Gura

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Gura and LaPlus.

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>>13687855
cute

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>>13687871
stop mentioning this bitch already

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I feel dirty.
I just came to this image of Gura's hand.

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>>13688122
you're weird

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>>13687855
Same!

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>>13688171
I am very well aware.

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>>13688122
Nice, was it a big load?

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>>13688337
Sadly average

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sometimes i just want to make gura look at these threads

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I'm satisfied with my self-control during NNN. Just a few more days and I will be free.

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>>13687871
Gura and Lap

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Are you praying for Gura every night?

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Speculation on next schedule? GTA5 and endurance stream to beat DMC4 seem confirmed. Big Brain Academy:Brain vs Brain comes out December 3rd which she mentioned wanting to do before. Minecraft and Pokemon could fill out the rest. Games she mentioned wanting to play or haven't completed yet which she could do: Poppy Playtime, Metroid Dread, Super Metroid, Mini Motorways, Mordhau, Arms, and the horror games she wanted to play in October that got pushed to November which I don't think we've got one so far yet in November.

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>>13689265
Multiple times a day.

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>>13689326
GTA5
Pokemon (2 streams)
DMC4 marathon
member karaoke
Maybe a collab with an EN member in the middle

Something like that

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>>13689265
>he only prays to gura once a day

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>>13689326
Anything but that shitty minecraft mode again.

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>>13688515
>mfw I came every day of november

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>>13689486
same desu to gura

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>>13689486
great job succeeding at nonstop nut november

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>>13689326
Please no fucking DMC. Why do you guys want her to keep playing that game when she is clearly sick of it and feels pressured to keep playing it. I hope no DMC or Pokémon. Boring ass games.

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>>13689326
I continue to pray for more Metroid, Dread or Super, everyday.

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>>13689764
>cites DMC as one of her favorite franchises
>works to improve at playing
>clearly sick of it
Bud, your reps...

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>>13689764
>thinking that Gura can be pressured into finishing games
Anon...

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>>13689944
She can.

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>>13689978
And how many did she finish since then?

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You are King

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>>13689890
>Loves the franchise
Abandons it for months at a time until fans keep pestering her about it. Compare the fun she was having in GTA to any DMC stream. It's night and day. It's faggot fans like you who want her to keep playing boring shit she clearly doesn't like

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>>13690020
I'm not a schizo, sorry. The fact that the concept of finishing games lives rent free in her head is already a victory.

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>>13689944
She can, she is doing it with DMC and the fucking Metroid series. I love Metroid but Gura clearly isn't a big fan or she would play it a lot more often.

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>>13690038
Gura's vagina dentata UUUUOOOOOHHHHHHHH

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>>13689326
Every game I like, Gura ends up dropping. So I'd rather not get my hopes up.. again

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>>13690103
How many times does Gura have to say that she drags games she enjoys out? She's in no hurry to finish them.

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>>13690054
>Abandons it for months at a time until fans keep pestering her about it.
literally talked about this on stream but let me guess you memoryholed it

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>>13690054
Alright faggot go take your meds.

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>>13689764
fakebud spotted

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>>13690087
Thanks for confirming you don't know what you're talking about

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Man lot of seanigs posting since the latest gen6 girl said she speak Thai.

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>>13690378
and?

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how's gura's cat
has she mentioned her weird cat recently?
i got a cat because gura has one

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>>13690925
cat has meowed on stream.
it's doing well.

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>>13690925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZY4R4PmI18&t=12400

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>>13690980
So much feet art

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>>13691019
GURA FIX YOUR FUCKING AUDIO SETTINGS SO IT PICKS UP CAT PURRS. and leave it that way so we can hear your throat noises and other stuff

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>>13691019
why does gura always call her cat "they" is it fucking nonbinary or something

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>>13691137
She's afraid of doxxing the cat

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>>13691137
I do that with my cat. I do not care for pet gender.

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>>13691128
it picked up the purr a few days ago

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>>13691244
No it didn't. It picked up Gura, and the cat happened to be purring.

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>>13690054
yeah, it really is night and day, feels like Gura just wants to live up to the expectations of the dmc fanboys and forced memes by chat while gta is natural enthusiasm

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>>13691259
You didnt watch the dinosaur karaoke then

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>>13691259
does gura purr

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>>13691283
>>13691285
That isn't the same mic.

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>>13689326
i hope she wrote down the big brain release date so she doesn't forget it

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>>13691285

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>>13691299
still heard purr

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>>13691279
I personally held her at gunpoint until she commissioned DMC emotes for her chat

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Is gura still dead?

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>>13691438
she'll rise on the third day

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>>13691438
She's recovering from the C, pray for her anon. Ameno.

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>>13691507
Dorime...

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>>13691507
She said flu so I believe her.

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>>13691721
Didn't Iofi say something like that too?

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>>13691438
Yes, she'll be resurrected with negromancy soon

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>>13691763
Idk I don't speak bug

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>>13691721
>>13691763
The flu and C have almost identical symptoms, the C just gets more intense and lasts longer. Source: I had to deal with having it.

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>>13691507
From what I understand COVID tends to hit hard and fast. Whatever she had built up gradually so I doubt it's COVID.

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>>13691926
Having the sniffles is exactly how C started for me, YMMV. It's different for everyone which makes it scary.

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>>13689326
That spooky mansion game she mentioned once would be a nice comfy stream

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>>13692086
Spooky's House of Jumpscares would be great, but as with all things Gura, I won't get my hopes up.

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>>13692191
The game is bad. I'd rather watch minecraft.

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>>13691137
In a previous stream she called him he constantly and then switched back to they after comments on the vod pointed it out

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>>13692231
>not wanting to see guras descent into madness as the cute "spooky" game turns horror

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>>13692231
i like it

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>>13692340
It would be more of a spoiler if that didn't happen.

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Gura cute

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[Anonymous No.]

gura should play splatoon. its cute and you dont have to aim good

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I wish konami would give gura perms to play mgs

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>>13692541
Gura should play Shadows of the Damned, I just remembered it existed

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>>13692607
i really don't understand why a company wouldn't want free advertising, maybe japs are just retarded

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I want Gura to feel better...
t. chumbie

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>>13692781
Would you want to deal with Cover's autism if it was unclear whether it would sell copies? Everyone already knows what MGS is.

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Surprisingly, Umisea song has hit 950k views after over 2 months. I actually kind of forgot about it until I saw it in recommendations. Also, Country Roads seems to still be going strong hitting 3.5m a few days ago. Might as well bring this up but there was a resurgence in the cover some weeks or over a month ago. Can't explain why or what caused it but it holds a steady 50k views a week which gets it above the water for most cover songs based on that hololive song top 50 video after being off that list for a while.

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>>13692898
heaven forbid one of their office jockeys has to respond to an email. but, we already know konami is retarded anyway, so what can you do

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I love gura.

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chumbuds i got a mcrib

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>>13693505
condolences

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>>13693505
good to hear gura

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>>13693505
Keep us posted, gura.

[Anonymous No.]

My mom is sick and gura is sick....

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>>13694150
W-wait a minute...

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>13694150
You gotta fuck your mom, bro.
She's Gura.

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gura

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>>13694150
I'm your father.

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>>13689326
Not likely for next schedule but she's brought up fubuki a few times in the past few streams, I hope they do something together at some point soon

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>>13689486
Same bud.
I come 2 or 3 times everyday.

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I'm off to find her

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>>13694150
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Oh no! She has COVID and is in her early twenties. She only has a 99% chance to live. Let me doomfagpost about virus and repeat msm talking points

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>>13694934
Ever elusive

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>>13695085
You're killing Gurandma!

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You guys don't really want to breed her right?
You guys don't really want to put a baby in her tummy right?
It was just the meme right?

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>>13695085
There's a cycle? I've been in the stay home part for over a year now.

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>>13695085
Covid at the age of 9000 = 100% death

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>>13695147
Heh... Y-yeah... I'd n-never want to do that...

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>>13695147
I do, but I'm the only one that can and will

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>Thanks for the comfy week, Gura, I needed it. Work was terrible! I'm sorry you got sick, please drink a lot of water and try to sleep, it's always ok to cancel a stream. Be healthy. :_gurapat: Happy Thanksgiving!

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Rewatching archives of passpartout and Amensia until Gura returns. I had a laugh when she got stuck with the monster blocking the door and had to restart for Dark Descent because it wouldn't let her progress. The screams are also a nice touch. She should play more horror games.

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>>13695363
that's you? damn anon

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>>13695147
haha.. who would want to have a kid with a shark...

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why can't I kiss gura right now

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>>13695541
Because i'm kissing her right now. Can't wait to get sick from her!

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I'm in love with Gura!

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>>13694150
I'm getting sick myself. Sore throat, congestion, stomach pain, upset stomach but also ravenous hunger. Whatever it is fucking sucks.

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Visitor from /xivg/ here. Anyone got any more details on when / how Gura's gonna do her XIV stream?

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>>13696015
Hopefully never

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>>13696015
lol

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>>13694280
I mean, she's short and a good cook

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If dolphin pussy is like pic related, i wonder what shark pussy is like.

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>>13694934
Hey look, I found her

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>>13695541
Cuz she dead

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>>13696111
Probably nothing like that, sharks and dolphins aren't that close

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>>13696122
Oh nyo she went feral

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>>13692191
If she's going to play a game with the cute to horror gimmick I'd rather see DDLC. Or an upfront horror game that is actually scary.

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>>13695106
Confirmed fake!

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>>13695192
That's 9 in atlantean years

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>>13695085
I fucking WISH we'd go back into lockdown, my job gave me a $5 raise during that shit

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>>13695085
Yeah its not like it can cause damage to the lungs or vocal cords

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>>13697446
I wish we went back to lockdown too since I only had to go to work for 2 hours a day, 3-4 days per week and still got paid my 40 hours + some covid bonus.

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>>13697592
Lazy bastard.

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>>13697736
I just love my days off

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>>13695085
If she truly has the chinese coof then concernposting is the only acceptable course of action.

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>>13697921
Ok that's actually not good. Dear god I hope gura doesn't get covid, i don't even think those vaccines will save her if she gets it

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what vod are you getting comfy with to fill the void and calm the concern?
rewatching her RDR2 streams here

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>>13697921
well she's been eating more meat and healthier lately)past week or so) so maybe her immune system can have a chance still

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>>13698270
watching space dandy because I think gura would love it

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>>13698301
I'm worried that that was only because family was cooking for her, though that does spark the comforting thought that mama shark might be taking care of her right now

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>>13698191
I have faith in my beautiful wife, she'll be okay

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>>13691137
Gura is deathly afraid of being doxxed/stalked to the point that she hides her cat's gender. It's heartbreaking honestly, I hope she can feel safer somehow in the future

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>>13698301
Anemia isn't cured overnight, anon.
If with iron supplements it usually takes 2-3 months, then red meat alone should take a year.

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>>13698317
Would she die on the Laika episode?

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>>13696111
that is fake, bro. Stop believing everything you see on the internet

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>>13698652
let me have my copium please

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>>13698657
Cry* you concernfaggots are fucking with my head.

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>>13691137
I swear I see this post everytime I look at /ggg/

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>>13691137
she always uses we/they.

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>>13691438

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I feel so empty inside chumbuds. I want to hear her voice and know that she’s ok.

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>>13699087
>that she’s ok.
she's not. the new loli is stealing her life energy

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>>13699087
She is very upset at the moment over numbers

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Im feeling chummy tonight

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>>13699087
don't worry, she will get a burst of JO energy on Dec 1st.

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>>13699423
What do you have in mind?

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>>13699635
Gura dying

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Day three really hits hard doesn't it?

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Let's make a get well soon card for Gura. Draw some stuff. We will combine it and tag her on twatter

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>>13700673
sure

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I miss her bros...

So that's why I'm going to watch the last three streams I had to miss!

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So with HoloX coming out, does that make Gura a Grand Senpai?

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>>13700541
Very high chance I don’t make it..

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>>13700673
ok, this is for Gura.

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>>13687785
Why does the child have such big hips?

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>>13701264
blessed by the sex goddess to be her successor

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>>13701264
What did you think child-bearing hips were? Kids need wide hips to bear their weight. They'll narrow as they get older.

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>>13701111
Gura will be a daisenpai after another EN generation come out in the future.

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>>13701264
so she can birth our future child

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Can't wait for more GTA kino

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when is that little GOOP going to stream

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>>13701826
Wednesday

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>>13700673
That's fucking gay and feminine. Gura doesn't like twinks

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>>13702083
If you’re actually right I’m gonna goop goop a bullet into my head

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>>13702163
I was right a couple weeks ago when I kept saying schedule and stream on Wednesday and fags kept telling me no. I know how Gura is. People here are so in love that they are blinded

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>>13702333
Please don’t reply to my serious mental anguish with with schizo bullshit thank you

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>>13702422
me on the right...

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>>13702333
You've got severe self confidence issues huh

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>>13692898

Konami is a Yakuza pachinko company that uses properties from its days as a video game company for branding

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>>13702333
Fag
>>13702456
Based. Pull through if she doesn't.

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>>13702333
>I was right a couple weeks ago
You were always and always will be nothing but a huge fucking retard. You've predicted the worst case scenario every single week for a year and celebrated the three times when you were accidentaly wrong with all the grace of a dog eating its own shit. A sad fucking sight to be sure.

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>>13698652
reminder that anemia fucks up the menstrual cycle and makes it more irregular and sporadic.
Wouldn't be surprised if a lot of her feeling sick and tired in the past was the cunny bleeding unexpectedly.

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>>13702333
>I know how Gura is
LOL delusional

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>>13702603
Accidentally right*, obviously.

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>>13702123
Watch streams.

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>>13702333
You mean when she took a third day off? So you think that means she’ll take a five day break this time? Ogey

[Anonymous No.]

Do your reps.

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>>13702422
Me on the left >:3

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>>13702773
she sounded sicker than usual, anon might be right

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>>13702543
You don't even have a trident beside your name

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>>13702941
I may have been late to the party, but I still have my weapon.

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>>13702814
what reps should i do

[Anonymous No.]

Where's my second fucking GTA5 stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13703132
go out and socialize with people

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I'm in love with Gura!

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>>13702814
You know, this may be overstepping my bounds, but I also want her to do her reps for us. She knows how much we care about her, but refuses to do any health or doctor reps, instead just making us sad and worried. I try to take care of myself in a way she’d be proud of, and I really wish she’d do the same. Inb4 entitled schizo, gargle my chode.

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>>13703184
The shark is sick. Please understand.
Don't worry though, a bit of bread and espresso will have her back in tip top shape in no time!

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I'm in lust with Gawr!

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>>13703335
Did you mean *redbull and kitkats?

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>>13703132
Cbt reps, workout reps, despair reps

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Now we got a gta5 schizo

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>>13703311
Nah that's based
I also want Gura to put in an effort to be healthy.

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Is gura dead?

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>>13689764
>>13691279

The problem isn't that she's sick of DMC the problem is that she keeps delaying member streams so they fall on DMC day meaning two streams in one day. She then makes DMC the second stream because you can't slight the members by making their stream second that would make them go ballistic and make the antis swarm from all the blood in the water. She then goes into DMC already exhausted from the member stream when it's a game that requires a lot of focus and thus rapidly turns into a deflated husk as it sucks everything she has left out of her. This has literally happened the last three times she tried to play DMC. (Although one of those steams wasn't a member stream but a sponsored stream the rule still applies.)

TLDR: Gura is a baka who can't pace herself and Members and Sponsors ruin everything.

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>>13703442
based on the available scientific literature, gura needs more iron in her bloodstream, and I worry about her omega3 intake as well.

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>>13703438
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, SHE HAS TO FOLLOW THE SPREADSHEET! SHE HAS TO FINISH THE GAMES, I HAVE HOUR REQUIREMENTS SHE HAS TO HIT! SHE HAS TO DO EVERYTHING EXACTLY ACCORDING TO MY SYSTEM AND IT HAS TO BE PERFECT!!

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>>13703502
This but unironically since she is my wife

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>>13702939
GURA I LOVE YOU!!!!

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>>13703455
Yes, she met Truck-kun and died of covid.

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>>13703579
this is so sad

was it a mack truck or a peterbuilt?

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>>13703391
>redbull
That's the old diet. Or so she's led us to believe.

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>>13703438
I think most of these schizos are the same schizo who has severe autism and can't handle it when Gura doesn't follow the plan he has for her in his mind. I bet the schedule schizo was him as well.

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>mumei sings better than gura
>she has good setlist
meanwhile gura karaoke is just scuffed shit and meme setlist...

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>>13703456
>DMC schizo feels threatened by a new GTA schizo and immediately concentrates as much schizophrenia as he can into a post.
lol.

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>>13703311
she's been eating better and even eating on stream, which is good.

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>>13703792
go back

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>>13703602

Gura survives at the bottom of the ocean where nuclear submarines get crushed by the pressure. A speeding semi would split like cotton candy hitting a running faucet on her and she probably wouldn't notice it until it before ahe saw the bits flying around her

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>>13703792
Go watch her then

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Gura should do more official cover songs if she's mad about how scuffed her karaokes have been.

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>>13703840
But Yagoo used his sorcery to limit Gura's power for the duration of her contract. She needs to gun for her immortality back when its time to renegotiate.

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The last few threads have been shit but all I really care about is whether she's okay.

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>>13703602
Both, sandwiched in a head-on collision while infected with the omicron strain of covid

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>>13704016
i definitely prefer the scuffed karaoke

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>>13704064

Canonically only Cali (In a mortal body now) and Laplus are being limited in power right now

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>>13703813
>Thinking that Gura playing a high intensity game a couple hours after a previous stream is exhausting for her is me being a schizo.
Sorry you're right she obviously has an inexhaustible supply of energy and her being low energy when she plays DMC is because she hates it my bad.

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I want to be sandwiched by Gawr Gura and another holoCunny

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>>13704270
I want to get between these two.

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>>13704109
She'll be fine, don't let bored shitposting convince you she actually has ultra ebola variant xxx

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>>13703840
Wait, something doesn't seem right about this

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>>13704204
Eh, I still say that Yagoo is an evil eastern sorcerer from a 30's pulp magazine who binds demi-gods to his will and forces them to stream on youtube for peanuts.

[Anonymous No.]

gura hospitalization arc LET'S GOOO

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>>13704260
>She then makes DMC the second stream because you can't slight the members by making their stream second that would make them go ballistic
You could probably give the Wednesday/LOVES days off schizo a run for his money. Please take a step back and seriously reconsider whether you should be posting on the internet.

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>>13704376
Hope you're ready to lose blood.
A lot of it.

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>>13704486

I will not discount this possibility especially with the dumb Monk in Journey to the west controlling the Monkey King after he heat up a pantheon of gods

>>13704436

Gura is at least an Atlantean and possibly the Demigod daughter of Poseidon putting her on level with beings like Lugh Heracles Maui etc. She was able to fight Cali to a draw twice so im leaning towards the latter. The real issue is shes dumb as a post and likely unaware of how unusually strong she actually is

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>>13704194
Gura should do more official cover songs while getting mad at her own scuffed karaoke.

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>>13704270
Yes Gura and Gawr.

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>>13705235
I wanna see Gawr and Gura sandwich Ina, making a triple cunny buffet.

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>>13704569
I'll be honest that part was just a shitpost. I wanted to make my post to be bigger so I started talking out of my ass to make filler. I'm serious about her playing it on double stream days being bad though. It's not a game you can play well when you're low energy.

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I just tuned in to Mumei in time to hear her say she's pregnant. I guess Gura's in good company.

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i have all of gura's symptoms and they're appearing on the same timeline lol great

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>>13706239
Same. Seems it's going around. At least it's not the 'rona.

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>>13705546
Fair enough, it came across as some real schizo shit though.
And it's not like she's always low energy on second streams, that's only true when she was already tired in the first place which, admittedly, is frequent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706239
How is Gura feeling right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706360
i'm like 36 hours behind her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706388
How was Gura feeling 36 hours ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706436
like taking a bath and not working

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>>13706239
Same, I'm catcing something. My throat is sore and I'm in some sort of half state of it wanting to knock me out and feeling like I can just power through it. I can't imagine what it'd feel if I was inactive and anemic.

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>>13706462
Bullshit, Gura doesnt bathe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706360
Dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706566
Oh nyo!

[Anonymous No.]

>is vacinated
>gets the C-virus
c-chumbuds

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706780
The Chum Virus...

[Anonymous No.]

The Cunny Virus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706780
oh nyo~

[Anonymous No.]

The cute virus.

[Anonymous No.]

>New cunny gets release.
>Chumbuds start getting sick left and right.
I guess there is such a thing as too much cunny. It even got the queen cunnyseur goomba.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707034
I am growing stronger. I am rotating through my onaholes

[Anonymous No.]

>>13703290
same desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>13706780
>gura becomes an unholy resident evil type shark mutant

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707804
I'd still try to sex her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13707879
>Gura is [some fucked up version if herself]
Don’t care. Mating press.

[Anonymous No.]

she's gonna schlick herself out of this sickness

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708114
But she schlicked herself into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708668
No, I did.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope mommy is taking care of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>13708090
Yep.
Look at this, still 100% pure sex.

[Anonymous No.]

Look at my cute shark wife

[Anonymous No.]

post nya

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709283
lold

[Anonymous No.]

>>13701353
>another

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54q-bQBvh58&ab_channel=Alpha.K

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709320
lol This anon gets the joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709455
SHE REALLY DID IT
SHE SAID THE N-WORD

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709455
She knows what shes doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13688488
What makes you think she doesn't

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>>13709453
IGNORE ME
I read that as "another EN graduation"
I'm a dumbo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709606
I need moar gura-chan masks...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709791
Keeping those germs out

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709902
Cute!!
More canonical mask-wearing vtubers when though

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709606
Covid was merely adapted to the dark, Gawr Gura was born in it, molded by it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710156
I love her so fucking much

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any lore on gura's power?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710156
I'm not gonna make it

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>>13710880
wildcard

[Anonymous No.]

I just did something nasty, and ut hurts too, fuck that and I hope gura is ogey

[Anonymous No.]

Would gura like hotpot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710880
over 9000

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[Anonymous No.]

>>13711173
I don't know what you said, but that Gura has neat shoes.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you still watch Gura if she stopped playing games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711521
Yes absolutely

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711412
You dont want to know

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711521
i watch gura for gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711548
you're right keep it to yourself

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>>13711521
That'd be a waste. A streamer can't get out of B-tier unless they can play games well. this is my problem with calli
Part of Gura being S-tier is in fact that she's not-shit at games.

Dunno why you'd gimp that.

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>>13711256
Oh nyo

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>>13711521
I don't think I can stop watching Gura no matter what she does now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711521
Anyone that stays during superchats without sending one would.

[Anonymous No.]

Who do you think the next JP she's going to collab with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712199
You will not get what you want. Gura will not collab with the nu loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712245
I honestly wasn't going there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712199
Lui talks a bit of English and seems to pander a lot to EN so she will probably collab with some EN girls early 2022.
Dunno about the other yet. Don’t expect Gura collab

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>>13711521
I’d unironically watch more than I do. I get semi filtered by certain games and end up not paying much attention to the stream. But when she’s doing any kind of zatsu I’m completely focused on her for as long as she goes. Maybe I’d crave more variety after a while, but imo she truly shines without games to distract her beautiful stream if consciousness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711521
there's a lot of non-game content that's fun, so yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712245
I hope she does though I like la+

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712199
There are some options: Pekora she mentioned several times as a potential collab partner, Okayu recently revealed she's a fan, so maybe that'll happen. Miko is a possibility as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712199
Fubuki!

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>>13687785
What would it be/feel like to have sex with Gura-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713707
Speaking from experience, it's pretty nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>13713707
I don't know, I haven't felt anything even 10% as euphoric as that would be.

[Anonymous No.]

literally 2 fps

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714079
anon your thread reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>13712199
Okayu watame or fbk

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>>13713359
>Okayu recently revealed she's a fan, so maybe that'll happen.
Imagine a Okayu/Korone/Gura collab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu8QIdXtWCM&ab_channel=Sushi%5BHololiveandVtubers%5D
Guru would be "???" through out the whole thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711521
Yes, but she enjoys gaming streams too much to do that.
I do wish she'd do more cover songs though.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss goowa

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711521
sure, but that'd be a shame

[Anonymous No.]

>>13714642
Gura has a natural valley girl accent, even the JPs pick up on it? Like everything is a question?

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight chumbies. I really, really, REALLY hope she at least likes some things on twitter tomorrow. I'm worried...

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight chumbudd, goodnight chumbuds

[Anonymous No.]

I have a feeling, that tonight's gonna be a good night. See you there.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716003
>>13716076
>>13716161
Goodnight chumbies

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716003
>>13716076
She'll be alive tomorrow, sleep soundly, chummies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716180
can you promise me that? i don't want to miss any big happenings

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716003
She'll be fine, anon. Tomorrow she will feel much better and on monday she will completely recover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716229
no promises, she might die while you sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716430
fuck you now i'm gonna stay up until she likes something

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716449
don't worry, if she does die before you wake up, no one will find out until after you do. there's no way an announcement will be made so soon, even if it does happen.

what you should be worried about is if she died a few days ago, and they've just finished putting together a statement that they'll release while you sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716229
Don't listen to the other asshole, us other night shifters can keep watch.

[Anonymous No.]

You think she finished watching Arcane?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716559
thanks anon, i'll go to sleep while the night guard takes watch

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbuds, I am losing my fucking mind, I need more hobbies, I need to be human

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716802
Just Gura

[Anonymous No.]

What's up with the fucker who keeps posting Gura dox all the time now? He's been doing it here and in global for a few weeks now.

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/g/2071912/ac8eadb3ce/ Uuuhhhhh, chumbuds, explain this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716802
are you cityfag?
google "[your city] meetups"
you should get results.

We live in a global society. People move from city to city all the time. These are social people who have sex. When they arrive in a new city, they need to build a social circle so they can attract women.
Loners do not attract women, because loners don't have social lives. You have to have friends.
Anyway.
These meetup groups reliably do shit like hikes or rock climbing or even a bookclub if you're a fatty. Point is, it's public groups, you can meet people.
If you look, I bet there's weeb groups. Hell, anon. Have you ever been to an anime convention? I haven't. Maybe it's your jam.

if you're a countryfag I can't help. You guys are supposed to all know each other and if you've fucked that up, don't you have to leave town? I dunno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13711521
Yes, I love her zatsus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716777
Concerned/10 gura sounded very frail and raspy at the end of the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716923
I just see a panda. What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716802
Go lift some weights for Gura bud. Gura loves strong ojisans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717105
based and I hurt my wrist earlier doing just that pilled
I thought I was ready to raise my OHP but oops owwie I wasn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716990
Whenever I see a post like this which sticks out like a sore thumb, (weird structure, weird word choice, weird opinion), I always wonder what kind of person created the post. How you got here, how often you post, social status...

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>>13716923
Shitty Gura cosplayer who can't even be bothered to get a tail does porn. Not sure what there is to explain.
>>13717025
exhentai is a gated community. You have to successfully log into e-hentai.org before trying to access exhentai.org, or it'll block you.

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>>13716923
Very random and poorly drawn, 2/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717277
main board is /tg/, flight attendant for a private company. I'm here because funny cartoon girls sing songs.

Don't tell me you're from /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717105
Fuck, I've been trying to bump up my days but I'm always going to a psychologist on tuesdays and thur-fri are work days

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716923
derp

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>>13717442
>not saying "good bye! b-bye now! bye! good bye!" for a few minutes
Fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717396
Why do you immediately think I'm from /jp/? Do they often ask for anons to post their backgrounds there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717552
don't listen to him, it's normal here to have come over from /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>13717552
Nah, I just associate them with the paranoid because none of them have jobs.
>>13717586
Of course. Pre-/vt/ was a thing. But some classic /jp/ culture doesn't translate to vtubers. Namely the 3DPD mindset.

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>>13717679
Sorry, did my initial reply come off as paranoid?? Also, there's two types of "from /jp/" people, people from actual /jp/ and people who only used /hlg/ or /vyt/, which one are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13710880
Powerful ancient evil within her that could cause the End. The true myth and Apex Predator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13716923
She deserves better doujins

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>>13717836
>did my initial reply come off as paranoid??
Yeah.
> I always wonder what kind of person created the post. How you got here, how often you post, social status...

Why you worrying about someone's social status?

[Anonymous No.]

I will sleep when I am dead

[Anonymous No.]

Listening to Reflect again, for some reason it's really hits me in the right spot right now. I kinda wish it was leaning even more into ancient greek aesthetic tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13709283
Kek I see what you did there

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>>13717954
Pure curiosity. Specifically because your initial post was giving advice about being social, yet you word your advice as coming from someone who doesn't really take part in any of the advice you gave, but I didn't see it coming from someone who was a total loner either.
Is Gura your oshi, or are you just passing through?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718036
I'm out doing my exercise reps at 3am fuck the rules I have the day off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718153
Gura is in my Top 2 ENs. She's easier to keep up with than the /stars/ which is what I spend more time on. I'm not naming the other EN because it is a small thread, and I like it to move slowly.
>didnt watch DMC4 I want to beat the game first myself dammit.

You?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718387
/stars/, that's pretty rare. Is the other EN Calli?
Gura is my oshi, I try to watch every stream. Her singing was the initial reason I started to get invested in her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718656
>Is the other EN Calli?
Nope. The other EN initially got my attention for her choice in Platinum games. And it wasn't Wonderful 101.
Now it turns out she can sing and used to dance seriously. I need the holos who can dance all in one room, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718875
>And it wasn't Wonderful 101
Bayonetta?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718927
Baeyonetta

[Anonymous No.]

>>13718875
Keep the homos out of this thread please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719031
Okay. Because you said please.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodness I love Gura and Gawr!

[Anonymous No.]

Hello fellow chumbuds. I just finished the GTA V vod which was awesome and still have 4 vods to watch ( I was away this week). Could you rank me from best to worst between Minecraft, Kronii collab, DMC4 and second Pokemon stream ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719523
Gura was a bit tired/sick for those streams unfortunately. She was a bit frustrated in DMC, and the minecraft stream didn't have too much going on. I'd pick pokemon personally unless you enjoy watching Kronii.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719590
The Kronii collab is short and I like her so I will go for Pokemon and the collab in priority thank you.
I will watch the other later if I got some spare time

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719523
Those streams were pretty chill in comparison to GTA5 one, I personally enjoyed the Smash collab and DMC4.

[Anonymous No.]

SMILE YOU STINKY
RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>13719708
I tend to use the DMC streams as a source of background listening when I'm driving/travelling around personally.