I pay to see films. I pay to see plays. I pay to see animals at the zoo. I pay you because you're a dancing monkey, a trick pony. You entertain me. I give you five dollars if you make me laugh, because you're better than television and films when you're at your best. Be warned, if you stop amusing me I'll stop giving you my hard-earned money. So dance for me, little monkey. Little gibbering ape-shark. Little depressed girl. Say the line, do the dance, pull up on your own reins and canter about the arena. If you don't then I'll find someone to replace you. Oh, and believe me, you are quite replaceable.