/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Schedule:https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1462902436608327689

First original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGgEFoI9MhE
STREAM KING: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNIhngowViI
Myth or Treat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VupT9JCJaOY

Merch:
Jackbox:https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/TeeKOGame/af4e9e68d16887117726d6d95555d9f1/
AX: https://otakumode.com/shop/pickup/hololive_AX2021 (5% off)
Pop Up Parade: https://special.goodsmile.info/popupparade/en/ (TBA)

Previous thread: >>13528166

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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I'm in love with Gura!

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Happy shrimp

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Gura adorable

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https://files.catbox.moe/eeoqc1.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/praomn.mp4

Anyone know which streams these are from? Would appreciate it as I want to rewatch them.

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>>13540777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DM12XIAfPw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySJslFpo91U

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>>13541250
Sankyu

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https://youtu.be/m19HQdXa0o4?t=693
https://youtu.be/6Z8Tb1LEv0Q?t=13187
It was talked about last thread, but actually it does sound like she's going to be seeing family tomorrow judging by this.
I guess she lives close enough to her family that she can throw together a meal for them whenever.
Sounds like there's a chance for no stream tomorrow though

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>>13541916
>It was talked about last thread, but actually it does sound like she's going to be seeing family tomorrow judging by this.
You are terminally retarded.

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>>13541916
The way she phrased it seems like family would be coming to her place, not the other way around.

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SHARK MOM ON STREAM?

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>>13542012
yeah, seems like she'll be cooking a lot tomorrow herself so probably

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do you think Gura's avocado plant is still alive?

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What would you do

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>>13542048
No. I don't think anything she said implies she's having thanksgiving with her family, especially her mentioning streaming earlier. She'll just cook some holiday dinner and snacks for herself and maybe have a video call with her parents.

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>>13542298
idk, that comment in her member's stream here
>>13541916
does make it sound like her parents will be over

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>>13540349
she's vaxxed used good

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>>13542393
Yeah, extrapolating far reaching conclusions out of single comment is very popular here.

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>>13542447
sure seanigger, sure

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I need more Gura art with legwarmers

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>>13542472
From members "I'm hoping to see my family again. Gonna(wanna? she is mumbling here a bit) bake some stuff. Baking some stuff!"
From DMC stream "I'm good! I'm all good! I gust need... I think I need some sleep. I think I'm a little stressed out about tomorrow. Ahh ha ha... But it's good. Just need to sleep and get ready to spend time with family. I hope you guys spend time with family."
I'm pretty sure her folks are coming over. We will know tomorrow if she mentions it.

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>>13543002
Spending your final moments watching your home planet being glassed by an advanced alien fleet after being overwhelmed in mere hours by a surprise attack, certain that there is nowhere to run, holding each other in silence as the light approaches, with Gura!

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>>13543387
>Babylon 3.0
>All the good stuff is stuck in patent hell or black projects
Literally no loss there.

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>>13541250
More West of Loathing when?

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>>13544132
Probably never, her save file got fucked.

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>>13544505
Shit really? Well I guess that's better then her not liking it at least.

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hori shit ame is so bad I love it

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>>13544749
Agreed, but this is Gura's thread.

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>>13544505
>her save file got fucked
when did she ever say that?

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>>13544785
sowwy 25%

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>>13542105
I hope not. You can't just plant an avocado seed and get edible avocado fruits.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFEgP1RbxBk
Booba fembud shows off her merchandise.

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>>13545093
Why not?

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>>13548456

Avocado seeds aren't true to seed. That means that you won't get the same type of fruit as the avocado from which the seed came.

Most of the time you'll get some horrible fruit that tastes like shit. I read that the chance of getting a good tasting fruit is 1 in 10.000.

If you want an avocado trees that produces something edible you'll need cuttings from a good tree first.

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Good morning chumbuds

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>>13549355
Ohaasame

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>>13549539
I hope your happy

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>>13549605
You too bud

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>>13549355
>>13549539
Good morning ojisans

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>>13551088

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>Goomba gets really beeg at the end of last stream
>Notice she has ears
Can't unsee

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>>13551088
>mfw too young to be an oji-san

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>>13551581
>yfw you've no good knee yet because there's no bad one either
>yfw you can sleep outside in summer, on pinecones, roots and possums and not require 5 doctors the day after
>yfw you can also sleep in any pose you like, and not in 1 carefully selected one where nothing hurts (too much)
>yfw you eat all you want without fear of pancreas killing you or that extra brownie blowing your weight up 5kg
>yfw you actually have working taste buds and taste palette
>yfw your erection is impossible to pry down from bellybutton
>yfw still have bangs
>yfw using shoe-spoon wrong or picking up teacup awkwardly doesn't need a visit to doctor yet
>yfw your sweat smells manly not like a trash bin and so does your breath

y-yeah, sadge!

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>>13551778
But gura likes older men

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>>13551870
Chads like Michael from GTA or literal demigod Dante, yeah.

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>>13551581
Just start working out every day, buzz your hair, get extra sun so you age faster, and start wearing vintage clothing.

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Give your thanks to the shark today!

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>>13552023
Gotta do better than that brother you jobber mark

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GURA HAS A TERMINAL ILLNESS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>13542048
>>13542298
The way she made it sound in the DMC4 stream made me thunk she was already at her parent's place and she'd stream with the setup she left home.

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pizza

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>tfw gumbo skipped my SC
normally this doesn't bother me, but I wasn't even part of a group that got skipped, she skipped mine alone and went straight to the next SC. all I said was hi, now im stuck wondering if she skipped me on purpose

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCoLDPNHMO4

Chumbuds our shark twerks this fast?!

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>>13552569
Me when I do her

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>>13552569
This is fake her hips would break after the 2nd loop!

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>>13553029
Kek, true

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>>13552480
Don't worry about it man, just try again some other time. I've sent so many unread SCs, its not worth worrying about each and every one.

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HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

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>>13552569
Tail? I'm sorry, shake your tail? no I'm sorry, shake your booty? No my bad I'm sorry, shake your shark tail, no i'm sorry

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Reminder that Gura consumed me and only me last night

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>>13553866
I saw her eat 2 (Two) shrimps yesterday!

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>>13553923
That was just me in her mouth when she opened and closed it a couple times

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>>13553866
Don't remember making this post but yeah it was me

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>>13552191
Gura phasing to Gawr after biting your neck

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>>13553866
Me (I, myself) inside her mouth!

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Good morning. I'm thankful for Gura! She's the sun in my sky, giving me endless warmth and energy.

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Gura 5PM PT today no changes rite?

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>>13554900
Good morning, maybe treat yourself today

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>>13554975
no change unless there is

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>>13554988
>treat yourself
I threat myself instead.
>If you're not going to get your shit together today
>I'm gonna shit your pants!

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Im not gonna have enouh time to watch the pokemon VOD so fuck it I'll watch tonight's stream instead

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If gura was a pokemon, what would she be?

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>>13555525
vaporeon, water cunny duh

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Gura cute!

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Good morning, I love Gura

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>>13555583
Ohasamemorning.

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>>13555542
https://youtu.be/nDiRLMJ44TY
For those who don't know the meme.
>>13555525
Gible. She things she's the biggest bitch and frightening when in reality she's just a tadpole Shark who looks derpy and smol, and makes you laugh

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>>13555542
>>13555789
>reddit meme
*clap* *clap*

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can anyone post the gura foot fetish cap

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>>13555842

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How long this been her twitter banner? Shes not aware of it or did it on purpose?

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>>13556034
Watch streams

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>>13556087
fuck off i do watch streams

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>>13556034
Aware of what?
>>13556087
Anon you need to come up with a better response. Gura is a streamer not an anime. Not everyone here will catch each and every single stream.

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>>13556087
Nigger.

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>>13555565
The cutest

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I am hitting this shark's head, gently.

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>>13556144
Anon you need to watch streams.

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>>13556273
Congrats you made her dent even more noticeable.
We told you she had a soft and malleable skull...

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>>13556144
i do catch each and every single stream tho
its why such minor mention could've slipped through me

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>>13556385
>maleable
Gura confirmed a baby.

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which stream did Gura go "MY MAXIMAMLISM" in? it's stuck in my head and I don't know why

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Ok Gura you when you streaming...... I'd like to know if I can watch today or not.

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>>13556632
Gura doesn't know when she's streaming either. She's probably cooking as we speak.

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>>13556666
>Gura bring productive
Weird rrat bro idk what kind of schizo would believe that

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>>13556034
She did it because haha, funny.
No need to look for some deep hidden meaning in simple things.

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>>13556544
All those headpats made her dum!

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>>13547868
Fembuds look like this damn

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>>13547868
Mittsu looks like this?

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>>13556632
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1462902436608327689

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>>13557383
This retard is going to miss the stream.

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>>13557383
>He doesn't watch streams

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>>13557677
if she mentioned something at the end of DMC i'm still catching up on it

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You think they would have forza H5 permissions with gamepass but nope, gotta skirt around car licensing bullshit.

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>>13557383
I'm excited for more GTA tomorrow

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>>13557790
GTA is too good. It needs to be twice as long with the same amount of things happening.

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>>13556720
She talks alot about cooking

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>>13551905
Don't forget Chris Chadfield and the Stalker 2 Stranger that speaks of the Zone like it's his waifu.

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And just like that, all the enthusiasm I had for today is gone

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>>13558023
Gura talking about something is not an indication that she does it frequently at all.

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>>13558082
wat

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>>13558082
Oh nyo~

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why did gura invite us to her bedroom

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>>13557777
>gotta skirt around car licensing bullshit.
Car licensing has always been fucking retarded. Even over a decade ago games like Burnout couldn't get manufacturers to license their cars because they'll be damaged in-game. Yes they're that anal about it.

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>>13558897
we belong to her, now.

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>>13558897
You know when you go to your room and toss a snack on your bed for later? It's like that.

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>>13558897
She want to mate with us, then she will eat us to feed babies

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>>13558897
So you drop your guard before she vores you.

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>>13559276
I want to lick

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kek that clipper changed the thumbnail

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Reminder that Gura is a fully grown sexy adult lady.

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>>13559836
debatable on whether if she's sexy, she sure is cute though

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>>13559910
>debatable

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>>13559815
what

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>>13559836
My sexy adult sharkwife!

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>>13559910
I think she is rather adorable and hilarious and attractive.

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>>13559836
a fully grown sexy adult lady baby

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>>13559910
I think ur gae debator

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>>13559943
this fucker
didn't save the original but i remember you guys was mad about it

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>>13560162
oh. it's a good picture so I don't get why he changed it

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>>13560162
It was cropped porn, of course.

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Well seems like Gura isn't streaming earlier which is good for me and probably most people.

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is goop goop streaming this afternoon or tonight or what

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>>13560424
if by afternoon you mean 8pm then yes

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>>13560393
you can never be too careful until you see the waiting room up, be on guard anon

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Image of Gura.

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>>13560424
It's 1pm Eastern and the reservation isn't up yet, so I'd consider it a safe assumption she decided to just stream at her normal time.

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>>13560660
Show her feet

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>>13560838
Or she won't.

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I wish I could cook a Thanksgiving meal with her and spend all day just eating and cuddling…

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Happy Thanksgiving chumbies. I'm thankful for gura!

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Imagine Gura

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>>13561632
I always do.

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>>13561361
measles blankets for everyone!

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Does gura motivate you? Does gura ever make you want to change yourself?

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>>13561936
no

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>>13561936
Yes

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>>13561936
Yes, I've started eating better and walking more. Working less too.

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>>13561936
no she makes me more depressed because i'll never find an actual friend or partner like her, i know it's contradictory to a lot of the positivity about gura helping with self improvement but this is how i really feel

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>>13561936
I'm motivated to keep going so I can see my sharkwife later.

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>>13561936
my motivation never lasts but yeah, for a while she does

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>>13561936
I've been changing slowly but surely into a person I like because of gura

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>>13561936
Over the last seven months I've started exercising every day, lost 40 pounds, eat better, manage my time better, and actually attempt to unfuck my life instead of letting it rot. You tell me.

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>>13556622
https://youtu.be/aeNcc6RNFUY?t=670

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>>13561936
Gura inspired me to out of my comfort zone and try new things I usualy wouldn't even look at. I tried playing rhythm games, DMC series, listen to vocaloid music, I'm now reading up on gardening and will try growing vegetables in spring, stuff like that.

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>>13561936
Indeed. She's my power source in a way.

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>>13562142
she's the personality equivalent of a supermodel, you have to be realistic

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>>13562564
fuck, i never had a way to put it words but you're right. the problem is those are so far and few and any that even come close are ugly or fat cuz they had to develop a personality to make up for their looks

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Gura plz....
Don't do dis to me.

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>>13561936
Yes, I just bought more camping gear so I can hike for longer. Still it's a double edge sword since it will mean I will miss some of her streams. Still I like being outdoors but not completely surrounded by people, and it's a much healthier habit than other hobbies.

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>>13563025
She’ll probably stream at her normal time

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>>13563032
>missing her streams to go touch grass
NORMIES REEEE GET OUT

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>>13563069
I really really hope so.

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>Getting stood up on Thanksgiving
Why do we believe chumbies...

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>>13562564
What you probably don't understand is that it's not a flattering characterization. Gura is an infantile memespouter.

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>>13563166
She's busy cooking for me

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>>13563088
I'll still be listening to her voice as I'll use the time to watch (downloaded) vods or listen to her sing. Plus the ambience helps me read without getting too distracted.

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>>13563180
she's actually funny sometimes and has natural comedic timing though which separates her from the riff raff, and i don't want to settle for a regular tier memespouter

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>>13561936
I am too adhd to show gradual improvement in my life

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>>13563166
How could my mommysharkdaughterwife do this?

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>>13563205
no wonder her live views are falling, it's disloyal chumbuds like (You)

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>literal niggers doomposting at 2PM
What the fuck

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>>13563272
Gura is dying AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>13563272
Early stream unless she felt sick.
IM GONNA CONCERNN

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>>13563272
She's going to decide to spend more time with family and cancel the stream today

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>>13563272
>He doesn't watch streams

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>>13563272
I can't believe her parents made her bake the pumpkin pie!

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>>13563344
fuck off you're gonna jinx it

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>>13563344
Gura will be the only holo to not finish pokemon before perms are over.

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>>13563372
Ok I need to fucking cook (even though I cooked the turkey for thanksgiving)

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>>13563372
What's this about?

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Thank god gura isn't addicted to pokemon like every other streamer

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>>13563535
She's just shit at it is all.

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>>13563535
>dedicated last member stream to drawing her team
X to doubt

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Why are you fucking babies crying already? You need mommy Gura to change your diapers already?

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I thought Gura said she probably was going to stream early today? What happened? I'm worrying that I'll miss it if I'm not constantly alert for it.

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>>13563624
I need sharkmommy's milkies.

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>>13563624
Yes, chumbie is short for Chumbaby.

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>>13563535
her wife shion is a crazy fan, of course she'll love it too

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>>13563705
she said she might not she would, check in an hour and a half, and if she hasn't said anything it'lll prob be normal time

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>>13563624
I am the apex chumbaby

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>>13563741
im chumbabby

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>>13563834
WE ARE

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>>13563777
really wish she wouldn't say indecisive things like that the day before, gives me a lot of anxiety and stress man

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>>13563738
How about she eats you instead little shrimp?

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>>13563917
that would be nice.

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>>13563887
Make some calming green tea and relax, anon.

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>>13562142
Same. I used to think I'd met enough girls to know I'd never want to settle down with one, get married, have kids, etc. But she's completely flipped that feeling, and now I want to do just that with her, or someone similar, more than anything. But you're right, chances of that happening are ridiculously low which causes a lot of sadness.

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>>13564151
same so hard, fuck this world

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>>13564151
She's the love of my life, but I'll always just be some retard in chat to her.

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>>13563759
When will they divorce?

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What if gura has a girlfriend?

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>>13564722
Yeah, A me

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>>13564436
Full pic?

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>>13564803
the only correct reply, but seriously, do you guys think gura gives off actual lesbo vibes?

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>>13564956
No.

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>>13564956
Yes.

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>>13564956
yes, she's going to have sweaty sex with [redacted] once Myth meets for the first time

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>>13564151
>>13564264
It's a difficult feeling. I'm 35 and during my entire life I've never met a single girl or woman that comes close to Gura. This realization hits hard. Everyone seems paper thin compared to her. Even my first infatuations when I was a kid and a teen seem ephemeral and worthless in comparison to the feelings she arouses, and everyone says you never forget those first loves. This is to me now patently false, and it seems I've only now come to a closer realization of what love actually is.

There is intrinsic value to this. She de facto opened up and entire new world of feelings and notions to a whole lot of guys and made us more human, in a way. The sheer impact of this is something you'll carry with you for your entire life, and it will forever color your experiences and quite possibly lead to a deeper understanding of life itself. This is why I so often muse about Gura, she's incredibly fascinating and mysterious. Her existence and personality have such a tremendous gravitas and influence. It's not something that just happens, it's not something that occurs often. I believe we're in the presence of a person that gets born once in a hundred years, if not more. She's thoroughly unique, once in a lifetime kind of girl. The mere fact she exists today, and that I exist, and that the world around us is in a state of disintegration in too many ways to mention, seems utterly and completely mythical. I feel like living in a dream, a myth, a legend. What is my role here? Merely to observe and yearn for her? Something else entirely? Who can tell? Perhaps she is here to give us courage and an ideal, a driving force to see this entire shitshow to the end.

Gura, as a promise of Heaven to come. Something to fight for, something to die for.

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>>13564956
Yeah, kinda.

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>>13564956
I mean we already know for basically a fact that she isn't. She just loves her friends and does the meme flirting women love to do.

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>>13565261
Shizocroat, you are way too old to gosling.

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>>13565305
We even know she likes blacks exclusively, yes.

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>>13565305
fact? i'm intrigued please tell us more

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>>13564151
I'm unironically the exact same. No girl i'd ever met stood out to me much so I never really felt the need to date much or never thought i would want kids. Gura changed all that for me and I love spending as much time as I can with her because I know ill probably never be with her

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>>13565261
based
>>13565348
not true, time is an ally of the gosling, not its enemy

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>>13565261
You put all my feelings into such elaborate words thanks, but how do I deal with this feeling of forever being destined to observing her and being alone for the rest of my life? what the fuck will i do when she stops streaming? I can't cope with this. I try not to think about that but the intrusive thoughts come up once in a while.

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>>13565348
Maybe. But I'd like to flip it around - owning to my unfortunate life it is only now, after tremendous difficulty that I have grown enough to accept the feeling of love on her own terms.

But that's a whole other topic.

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>>13565522
You'll find another oshii and will be a serial gosling.

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>>13565261
She's definitely special but unique, I've met a few and I haven't met a whole ton of people. They're out there only difficult to find if they aren't pushed out into the world for one reason or another.

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>>13565618
*not unique

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>>13565592
I don't think they'll ever come close to the miracle that is Gura...I don't know

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>>13565618
send them my way but only if they're above 7.5/10 in looks and not too old.

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>>13565711
It's just oneitis talking. Introduce some distance and time for clarity and you'll be far calmer next time you watch her stream or whatever.
>>13565776
What are your qualities then to attract somebody above 7.5? Are you a chad?

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>>13565493
Hoomans are making fun of goomba, cumbies gonna let this go unnoticed?

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>>13565522
We aren't the first people to have these kinds of feelings. Dante had Beatrice for instance. If anything, these feelings and this whole situation are straight out of remotest antiquity and stretch out through entire human history. Even my post points at the direction and purpose of these feelings, I said nothing new.

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>>13564912
https://mobile.twitter.com/yuyu5x/status/1455401744482111490
Cunny alert

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>>13565879
Who?

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>>13565930
UOH

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>>13565776
Looks wise I'd range them between 5 and 8, but that personality really pushes them way above.

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>>13565844
i don't have any, that's why i'm counting on anon to help me out

[Anonymous No.]

>>13565944
Yeah, /who/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13565879
It's my post there lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13565966
tells us about the 8s

[Anonymous No.]

>>13565879

[Anonymous No.]

>>13564956
Massively. Anyone who doesn't is coping

[Anonymous No.]

>>13564956
Other than checking out women, she seems pretty straight (unless there's something we don't know)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13564956
>>13566173
i bet she doesn't even know herself because of being a constant internet dwelling memeposter

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine believing that Gura is anything but straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13565930
TuT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13565879
they seem to think Gooruh and Moom are some kind of rivals

[Anonymous No.]

>>13566240
Imagine gura walking towards the light after a car accident

[Anonymous No.]

>>13565443
Paranoid schizophrenic auditory hallucinations don't tell lies, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13565879
ignore the bait chumbuds

[Anonymous No.]

>>13565261
It's like seeing the Earth from space. The scale of the world becomes sharply apparent. A gem like Gura could easily go completely unnoticed. It's a miracle to encounter her, and would take another just to have a conversation with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13566027
It's mostly subjective but one was, short, cute, brown, flat, freckles, nice legs and soft thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13565879
I couldn't give a fuck less about moomee. I'm not a cuck.
Ask me if I watch Ame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13566566
>chumkek
>not a cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>13566635
mumei fan spotted

[Anonymous No.]

>>13566524
>brown
Hambeast in five years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13566501
that's bait? pretty desperate one

[Anonymous No.]

>>13566524
send her my way but only if she isn't fat or poor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13561936
Gura is the only thing in my life that makes me happy anymore. She makes me feel loved, even though I know I'll never mean anything to her. I'm just riding this wave of happiness until she disappears. I've tried to improve my life somewhat for her, but it just feels like I'm lying to myself when I tell myself its for her, I know she'll never care. When I try to meet new people I just get ignored or attitude, so I'll probably never find my own Gura either.

[Anonymous No.]

>chumcuck desperately tries to deflect

[Anonymous No.]

>>13566501
I don't think it's even bait, just bantz?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13566771
Reflect*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13566700
>>13566750
This was a few years ago, she's since had a baby and still looks pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>baitfaggot seething no one biting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13566752
too real

[Anonymous No.]

>>13566795
Reflux*

[Anonymous No.]

>>13566752
>for her
Well, here is your problem. All this self-improvement only works if you are the mental origin point. At worst it could be some kind of male figure whose opinion you respect a whole lot, but never women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13566777
Chumbuds so paranoid that the slightest bant becomes bait. Both girls can troll each other, why cant their fans?
>>13565593

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>>13566855
Gura is a bit young for that. Hopefully. Otherwise another juicy morsel for the list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13566812
what the fuck? you're suggesting used good and one that had a kid as an 8? I'm starting to doubt your judgement that she's anything special or close to personality, nevermind don't send her my way

[Anonymous No.]

>>13566898
>those are chumbuds

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>>13566855
That was hilarious and heartwarming at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13566898
Chumkeks are more fragile than eggs, as unbelieveable as it sounds. Something something reflets the streamer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13566771
fuck off, look at who has the bf, chumbuds stay winning

[Anonymous No.]

>>13566933
She didn't have a kid when I knew her

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>chumcuck doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>shitposting on a split on thanksgiving
What's wrong with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567023
At least someone has a life outside of their vtuber persona. One will prosper after graduation and the other will return to her old ways, the drunken meme gremlin loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567074
Well, that's what splits are for.

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>>13567059
alright buddy, go back to being mumei's third wheel and don't even try your rrats about gura, get out of here we don't care

[Anonymous No.]

Report, don't reply, chumbies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567074
Pretty pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

>we

[Anonymous No.]

>>13561936
no, im already perfect.
She should improve herself for ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567149
me

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>>13567058
still, that makes it even more true that all the good ones will be snapped, there's no hope for us

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567074
>>13567099
You either have angry discussions and rants at the Thanksgiving table about politics, sports or media. In our case vtubers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567160
That's better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13563166
she got home not so long ago and now she's baking a casserole for me

[Anonymous No.]

I took my meds today!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567187
Wait a few years, vtubers will be a legit topic for those angry discussions, no joke. Tradmedia is dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567187
Must have a shitty family then

[Anonymous No.]

>>13564956
100%.
Her mannerisms and way of speaking alone are enough, not even taking the way she talks about girls into consideration

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567238
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are there so many desperate /u/ fags today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13565305
You do realize people that are gay aren't usually gay their whole life right?
My uncle is a raging homo and has a daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567263
oh that's why she gives off vibes like she isn't one of the typical girls you meet

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567329
Lesbos IRL are not the kind of persons you want to meet. Turboschizo without exception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567329
yep. Basically she's like a bro streamer if they were in the body of an adorable girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567182
while its true pretty much every woman over 20 has experience, long relationships are becoming rarer over time, so many good ones are actually pretty snatchable

[Anonymous No.]

>check the catalog
Yep, /qa/ faggots have nothing to do today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13566905
I started having reflux at 20yo because of my shitty diet and genetics, same with another friend of mine, wouldn't be surprising if she did too

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567432
what's a qa

[Anonymous No.]

>retweet
there's the stream thumbnail

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567413
>hotdog down the hallway

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567400
You can tell when someone has never meet a lesbo irl, /u/ fags should take their meds and go outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13566905
she always says her tummy is loud and makes sounds a lot, I wouldn't be surprised if she has issues with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567413
not for me and i don't want someone that bounces from dick to dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567474
Somebody should ask her. With how the list looks and the shit she eats, heartburn is a foregone conclusion already.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J50SJRmAwQ

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J50SJRmAwQ
Finally she evolved it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567182
True, but there are good ones out there, my only advice to anons is to not let the opportunity pass you by like I did.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J50SJRmAwQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J50SJRmAwQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J50SJRmAwQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567553
>>13567544
>>13567573

[Anonymous No.]

THE STREAM IS EARLY THIS IS NOT A FALSE ALARM I WAS RIGHT TO BE WORRIED

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567610
she's obviously going to have dinner with family, whats the issue?

[Anonymous No.]

One hour earlier is nothing special at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567610
Long pokemon stream bitch get comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567663
t. can't do math

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567663
Two hours earlier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567663
its 2 you dingus

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567657
Over skype? That's pretty sad, but fitting for Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567657
there's no issue, this was directed at the people above who were telling me it's probably going to be the scheduled time, always be alert bros!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567657
He's having a schizo episode, live him alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567657
she literally spent a chunk of the DMC stream talking about how early she eats on thanksgiving

>>13567708
>skype
he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

Gura 2 hours earlier than usual. Nice. Hope for a good 4-5 hours to get a good chunk of the game done.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh dang I'ma have to start kicking people out soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567708
welcome to covidsgiving

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567757
I don't know. Are they coming over or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567599
>>13567610
Oh good, its in a couple hours and not now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567762
Game is like 35 hours long for a normal playthrough. So that's like 60 Gura hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567757
>about how early she eats on thanksgiving
she said they usually spend the day cooking and stuff, but if that was the case then she'd start at her usual time, not hours earlier

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567708
She said her mom asked her to make a pie and she was bringing it over today

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567795
It's pretty obvious her family is close enough to visit her given what she said in the streams yesterday.
She said she was going be eating with her family today

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567907
no she didnt? She said he mom usually wants her to make the pie and that she'll "try not to get roped into pie making" or something

[Anonymous No.]

Gura will be on Ame's karaoke in about <10 mins just fyi

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568045
Do you know if she'll be live or if it's prerecorded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568045
ame needs to stop singing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568045
Did she say this or are you just full of shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567907
>>13567942
So an indirect confirmation that she did move after all.
>>13568003
Or maybe chumbuds lack even basic listenong comprehension haha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568075
its prerecorded

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568093
shes doing duets with everyone in EN you retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568092
you need to stop breathing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568104
>that she did move after all
she moved way back in like February.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568104
>So an indirect confirmation that she did move after all.
not really, most likely her family can travel now because they've been vaxxed

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568150
So Gura isn't going to be there she is singing along with something Gura already sang.
Idk why you needed to lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568217
if you dont wanna hear gura sing then suit yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567907
She was talking in general about instances where her mom has asked her to make things and how that makes her nervous, she did not mention a specific instance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568264
>Implying I'm not listening to Gura sing atm
Doesn't change the fact that Gura isn't going to be there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568217
Gura after Kusotori? Good, i need to cleanse my ears with some goomba.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568216
>Implying that people cant just get in their car and drive

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568377
Would be a pretty long drive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568377
People who think you aren't allowed to travel without being vaxed are impossibly retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568419
do elaborate

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568104
>>13567942
>>13567907
>>13567871
>>13567795
>>13567757
>>13567657
I refuse to believe that you niggers actually watch streams. If you did you would have to have the listening comprehension level of a drowned cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568441
Gura bad at drive

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568441
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568460
And yet you can't say anything worth a shit to refute any of that. kys retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568419
For Gura? I would walk 500 miles
and I would walk 500 more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568493
Implication was that it is mom and dad who are coming over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568541
Your white pasty faggot feet would fall off after like five. So you'll get to her years later on stumps!

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568215
>>13568216
>>13568377
>>13568442
>>13568524
more retarded animals
>>13568524
i don't need to. Gura already has and probably will again in 2 hours lmao

[Anonymous No.]

Ame singing with Gura rn (prerecorded)

[Anonymous No.]

pomf pomf kimochi
gura has a plump cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568574
Another triple retard

[Anonymous No.]

You idiots are way too obsessed with her personal life, stop talking about her parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568707
Keep your PMS to yourself, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568623
Dis nigga real bad at baiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568770
SHE talks about her parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568770
If she talks abiut them on stream, parents are fair game. Stop trying to police our conversation you racist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567907
>>13567942
>>13568574
these autists can't into basic english, ESLchamas? now shut the hell up about whether gura is going to be at her family's house or not
>>13568377
not knowing she can't drive for shit, do your reps

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>>13568850
>not knowing she can't drive for shit, do your reps
When did I say she was the one driving?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568850
You don't even see the irony here, do you.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is on Ame's stream!!! Don't miss it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568911
Gura cardboard standee you mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568911
Some phonogram? Pffft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568911
She's so cute, but I feel like I have deja vu somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13565859
>>13568456

[Anonymous No.]

When did gura sing that slow sad song??

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568958
>>13568939
This the A.I Gura she was foreshadowing

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568990

[Anonymous No.]

I'm PRETTY sure Gura said she was participating in the Macy's parade, baking pumpkin pie for her parents, and playing as the extra point kicker for the Dallas Cowboys today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13569028
TuT cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568881
I vote for swede driving Gura around for maximum seethe points.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13567573
>1.5h notice
Sometimes I wonder if it's worth it ruining my sleep schedule for these women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13569082
So busy and she still made time to play games for us, she really loves us (me)

[Anonymous No.]

>>13568911
No she isn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>13569082
This is true
t. The shrimp that was vored

[Anonymous No.]

>>13569144
she said yesterday that it could start up to 3 hours early

[Anonymous No.]

>>13569277
Actually she said she might start at 3pm.
That's 5 hours chumbie...

[Anonymous No.]

>>13569417
misheard the 3 then, sorry