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A thread for the discussion of the Apathetic Alaisiagae, Mori Calliope and the members of the extended universe.

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>You will never be Mori’s little brother.
>you will never grow up with Mori in the same house.
>Mori will never use you, her little brother, as a substitute boyfriend to know the boyfriend experience.
>you will never cross the line between brother and sister with Mori and have sex.
>You will never move to rural area to raise your child with Mori in peace.
Why are we even here? Just to suffer?

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>>13180000
That's because normal Calliopeople not from /callig/ call Calli "Mori"

WE'RE ALL BEING DECIEVED.

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I love Mori so much I want to support her earnestly in everything she does! I want her to be content and fulfilled by all of the effort she puts forth! I love her laugh! I love how she's cool, cute, and a dork at the same time! I love her commitment to her friends! I love that she holds herself to high standards, and I love that she's able to pick herself up whenever she gets down on herself! I love her voice! I love when she hums in my ears and also when she's pretending to suffocate me with a plastic bag! I love her taste in games and anime! I love her dedication to uplifting small-time creators because she spent so long doing her best underground herself! I love how expressive her avatar is, and I love that she acknowledges that and regularly makes full use of it! I love her hair! I love her eyes! I love her smile! I love how her original outfit is so edgy and flashy and how it perfectly compliments her natural gap moe! I love that her second outfit is so heavily influenced by her actual fashion sense, which is cool and cute and dorky, all at once, just like her! I love her dumb hat and her hoop earrings! I love that she is comforted by her fans! I love the gratitude that she pours out for deadbeats even when we don't deserve it! I love that she would reassure us that we do deserve it if she were to see one of us say that! I love her tits! I love how she's so dedicated to her niche subgenre of music! I love her lyrics and her flow! I love that she's willing to branch out into doing other styles of music as well! I love that she's determined to improve her vocal capabilities to accommodate her trying different musical stylings as well as her raps! I love that she's always focused on self-improvement and espouses those same values to her community as well! I love that she's into theatre and poetry! I love her odd sense of humor! I love her endearing awkwardness! I love that she takes inspiration from so many things from her life and channels them into consistently enjoyable creative output as well as a wonderful personality! I love that she inspires me! I love Mori! I love her so much!

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>>13180725
Are you gonna keep doing this until your whole family dies?

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I haven't been here all day since I messed up my sleep schedule to watch most of the jumpking stream, what were you guys upto last thread?

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>>13180725
You're alright incestposter. Keep up the good work

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>no Kawaiiope post
very apt.

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I am a protobeat, I just don’t princesspost unless I’m in a shitposting mood or the loving haters are trying something new

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>>13181259
Its been replaced by these ritual posts >>13181066 >>13181198

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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

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>>13181495
>Gura stops singing before the Kawaiiope post.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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>>13181279
Meant for >>13180185

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>>13181103
Posting only the cutest of Moris

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>>13180000
Nice quads, Kawaiiope

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>watching the last JK vod
>she starts talking about rrats with the rrat

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>>13182240
>The review show finally gets to "rrat review" where they just find the dumbest rrats on this board so they rate and laugh at them

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remember to love your Mori

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>>13183180
"no"

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>>13183180
God I fucking Love her eyes when they're drawn like this

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森りん頑張って!!

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takamori love

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moriham love

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HimeMori Love

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Bonebro Love

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>>13184718
I want a smol Mori karaoke...

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Reminder that Natsume is the best mixer Mori has ever worked with and was part of why King, Getcha, and especially EoaL are some of her best works. I hope they mix the upcoming cover and original as well

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>>13184788
We can't risk unleashing Ope again, she gets more powerful every time she comes out. If we let her out there might be a Mori or a Calli left.

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>>13184803
yeah, the track for GYS was good, but the mixing was missed.

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https://twitter.com/_omocat/status/1461137077538598913?s=21
Pretty cool, maybe they'll show off some of the Holo merch prototypes because they're there as well

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>>13184803
I also really enjoyed K's mixing, but yeah Natsume is great.

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>>13183180
I'm actively trying to love my Mori less.
My heart beats for her like nobody else but every day that goes by it seems more and more like we could never be together.
It hurts and I want it to stop.

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She's done pretty well this year.
Placing in the top 10 is a pretty big deal.

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>>13185435
For sure, K's believed in her and really helped during the early months. That being said, Natsume is solely focused on mixing and that's probably why they've been so good

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>>13185719
>UMISEA at 26
wtf? /vt/ told me it sucked

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>>13185785
I'm reminded now that we never did get the Cursed Night piano version.

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>>13185719
What percentage of her concert audience would be JP fembeats if they were ever to happen?

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>>13185814
The song is not good... especially considering it has super experienced vocalists in Aqua, Gura, and Marine (can't blame Ina, she was probably brought in for art)

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>>13185814
The group is fine but the song is garbage. I imagine people bought it as a collectors item or because it had their oshi.

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>>13185660
>I'm actively trying to love my Mori less.

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>>13185719
what in the fuck Suou Patra is in the rank? yo big ups

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>>13185399
Omocat listed the merch she’s bringing on that twitter posts link anon, no mention of the Holomyth collab. Plus it’s EN2 going to this event so I doubt they’ll show off Myth stuff it’s a bit depressing but I legit believe it would overshadow HoloCouncil if they showed off collab stuff

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>>13185719
>Holo looks at this
>they make a unit out of Watame, Mori and Suisei.

What do you call that Unit?

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>>13186305
Watamelon? Suika + Watame

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>>13185862
probably around the same percentage that sings her songs at karaoke booths

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Haven’t don Jump King VoD reps yet, did Mori say there would be a replacement stream tomorrow or will the next stream be Earthbound on Friday?

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>>13186580
Haven't heard anything about a replacement stream so i'm guessing Friday is correct

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>>13186305
RIP Mori's legs

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>>13186472
SuiKaWa could work, it sounds cute

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>>13186580
No stream, she's doing voice lessons and recordings instead

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>>13186580
>the next stream be Earthbound on Friday?
Fuck I didn't realize the next Mori stream was two days away. I still need to do my VOD reps so it's not the end of the world but I like seeing Mori live...

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Howling hit 1M, really want to hear Mori do it again, those were the best high notes we've ever heard from her
https://twitter.com/ookamimio/status/1461167433813684224?s=21

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>>13186854
Mori? What

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Mori and whatnot

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Moori

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Would Mori drink pebis or bepis?

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>>13186956
Poorfagbeat...

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Now that I've noticed that Mori's eyes have what looks like an extra, red ring in them in Yukisame's art, I wish it was a bit more pronounced on her Live2D. When you can see them they just sort of look like red dots

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>>13187388
Oh she sang it in members karaoke? I forgor

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>>13187362
you should ask her that in a super chat

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>>13186305
The Absolut Unit

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I really like hearing stories about her past, especially her family. I hope we hear more eventually.

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>>13184788
>>13184914
Ope isnt real

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>>13188381
careful where you say that she might show up

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>>13188343
We will do a wedding video watchalong soon

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>>13188381

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>>13188381
They say if you go into the bathroom in pitch darkness, look into a mirror and say "Ope" three times, she'll come for you.

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>dumpling forfeits her application to vshojo
She's definitely /here/

one day, Cover will knock on that door, and I hope she's ready.

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>You will never be Mori’s little brother.
>you will never grow up with Mori in the same house.
>Mori will never use you, her little brother, as a substitute boyfriend to know the boyfriend experience.
>you will never cross the line between brother and sister with Mori and have sex.
>You will never move to rural area to raise your child with Mori in peace.
Why are we even here? Just to suffer?

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Where is Fetusbeat?

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>>13188846
in the abortion bin

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mori is becoming chunkier

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>>13184398
Why.

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>>13189196
why yes

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>>13188731
>She menhera'd herself out of the vshojo recruitment

poor dumplingbeat

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>>13175933
Bruh.
>>13176999
>spoiler
I have a mighty, mighty need.

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>>13189196
Why not?

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>>13185660
Based walkawaybeat

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>>13186305
Starry Sheep. Starship? &Mori.

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>>13189018
Doubtful. Cutting back on the drinking is probably going to result in a bit of weight loss (unless she's simultaneously putting on muscle)

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>>13189676
>BUFF MORI
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>13186305
I love Watame and would love a unit of those three, but the amount of possibilities for DeathStar ideas gets me erect. The dope concert intros they could do, the edgy DeathStar logos they could make, the perfect color scheme pairing...it would all be so amazing in motion

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>>13189724
You don't want her to toss you around and abuse you after multiple roid doses?

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>>13189830
Banger.

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>>13188731
whomst?

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>>13190167
One of the first victims of OWTH

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What is Mori to Gura?

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>>13185399
>Something’s back pack is full of Hero merch
Omocat you mother fucker

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>>13190210
>completely misunderstand the song
>vow to make a disstrack
>calm down
>listen to song more and appreciate it
>now becomes inspired by the song

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>>13190493
>es real
kek

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>>13186305
Holo caust

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>>13190338
hard carry

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>>13189830
can i listen to this anywhere on youtube?

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>>13190905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWfawIfxe0k

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>>13188731
Provide a link to the dumling? I completely forget who she is every time shes brought up here

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Mori hates the idea of pregnancy, sex, and having families

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>>13191411
>>13188731
Never mind I archived and figured it out

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>>13191539
She might like the execution, then.

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>>13190493
Incredible

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WAIT I just realized
Stardew Valley is nothing more than a euphemism for Elden Ring

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>>13193271
what is Sebastian a euphemism for then?

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>>13193307
you tell me, I haven't played a Souls game since the PS3

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God I thinking that female deadbeats are pretty fucking cute right now

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>>13190338
Mori is Gura's unwilling dom.

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>>13194036
Marry a fembeat for the Mori experience

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>>13184803
They'll get Krooni to mix and you'll like it.

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>BGV
>Milky
>IM
Who's the next indie vtuber that Mori taps for a collab!?

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>>13194392
Me.

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>>13194036
female deadbeats in general? or a specific female deadbeat you know

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>>13194304
>You wanna marry a fembeat to have a mori experience
>Fembeats don't like you like Mori

That's the way

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>>13194469
Doxxbeat 2nd-in-command stands out.
And Ocean Man is grooming her

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All I want is Mori, but all I'm getting is lessri.

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>>13188731
The oni chick?

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God this fembeat streamer is being a teasing brat and its just developing a need in me for a bratty fembeat gf I can take care and discipline
>>13194469
A handful.
>>13194304
Its the not dream dream but it'd still be a pretty good dream
>>13194489
>You wanna marry a fembeat to have a mori experience
>Fembeats don't like you like Mori
>Mori wouldn't like you like shes likes her Oshi
Its just how it has to be. After all you can love an Oshi but loving a partner is still very different

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>>13194669
yup. She recently dropped her application to vshojo, despite going on to the next stage.

>She's unironically thinking about /here/
kek.

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>>13194725
Huh. Interesting.
She should just join Cyberlife or Tsunderia IMHO. She's pretty skilled and has been on their streams before. I think Holo wouldn't be her speed.
>She's unironically thinking about /here/
That's almost (almost) never a good idea.

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117th for little boys seducing older women need reape correction.

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>>13194311
Good shit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwPa4fZe3bI
Bros Rushia is pretty fucking cute.
>>13194311
Cute but her thighs aren't thick enough. Jump Empress has to have them thighs

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>>13194663
Ina...

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK I LOVE MY MORI AAAAAA I LOVE HER I LOVE HER

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>>13194877
>Joins Tsunderia
>bonds with Miori over Mori.

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>>13195853
Same. She's perfect and I want to see her succeed in her every venture. I want to see her smile, hear her laugh, and revel in her triumphs. Also, I really want to kiss her.

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>>13195986
>I want to see her smile, hear her laugh
I can hear her giggles reading this post

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>>13180687
Made for BBC.

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>>13196385
Yeah, mine

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>he wants mori to love him
>but he isnt as fit as this
So you don't truly want her then.

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>>13195986
I want Mori to convince Cover to let her genmates and Kouhais use tracking suits & and non-fax machine age technology for home 3D. This https://youtu.be/QM8qOoYK3Fs?t=41 person has the shittiest voice for this line of voice imaginable and uses a really bad artstyle but I think it illustrates well what is currently possible.

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>>13196892
There's something about GG's artstyle, plot, music, gameplay, fanbase and direction that's always irrationally pissed me off to the nth degree. I don't know why. It just feels like it tries too hard yet never tries hard enough. Chinese bootleg Bayonetta looking shit.

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>>13196892
Joke's on you, I'm this.

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we stay reppin

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I'm NGMI . I think this is close to my spot anons.

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>>13197755
We're all gonna make it, brah. Once we die, we will marry our own Mori.

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>>13197800
I guess we have the easiest coping. How do other fanbases make it?

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>>13197898
Those suckers need to stop taking their meds to see their oshi. I mean, I'm not taking mine either, but I don't NEED to not take my meds.

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>>13197800
Ya maybe. I'm not getting off at my stop yet but I think I really wish I was.

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Will Yukisame mama ever release Mori's character sheet? I want to know all the details.

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>>13189724
YEEEESSSSSSS

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>>13198191
I want to give buff Mori a full-body rubdown after she has a hard workout.

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>>13196983
Based FSMbeat

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>>13196959
I kinda feel you, it's peculiar

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>>13197054
when's the deadbeat set going to drop in infinite?

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>>13198381
>I kinda feel you, it's peculiar
I don't know what it is, man.
People made me sit through 3 hours of cutscenes for it and afterwards I was like "...I respect every single one of you a lot less now".
It's just wrong in so many ways.

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>>13196983
>>13198364
Why is my Oshi like this?

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>>13189018
Architectbeats stay losing.

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>>13180687
you are gay for your boy

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>>13198476
Well yes. I also want to jerk her off and see her cute face when she cums buckets

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>>13198476
Yes, incredibly. I want to make sweet, tender love to My Boy. I want to kiss her and hold her and make her feel loved. I want to look into her eyes and intertwine our fingers as I gently thrust into her. I want to whisper how much I love her in her ear when we cum together. I want to cuddle with her in the afterglow, giggling like idiots at the vague post-nut awkwardness mixing with the genuine elation. And I won't even tell her "no homo."

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<3

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>>13198510
>I won't even tell her "no homo."
What the fuck bro, at least spoiler that shit.

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>>13198510
Incredibly based

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>>13198280
>I want to give buff Mori a full-body rubdown after she has a hard workout.
Go two finger's towards the spine from the innermost part of the shoulder bone
Find a spot that seems swollen
Feel around until you find the very center
Rub it counterclockwise
Tell her to inhale and hold her breath
Then press down with your ellbow until she screeaaaaaaaammmmmmmmssss into the pillow
Keep pressing until the swelling dissppars
Then use use a mix of soft, long strokes and taps to the surrounding muscles relaxed
t. Masseurbeat
The screaming is important. The ones that scream come back.

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>>13198589
That sounds horrendous, not gonna lie. But I trust your expertise.

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>>13198589
did you just teach me your trade? i can do this now!

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>>13198589
>wanting me to murder my boy
frick off

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>>13198617
You learn all kinds of things on 4chan. How to give a massage, how to make crystals, what happens when you drop a grenade in a toilet...

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>>13198589
I want to hear Mori's sex screams....

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【EARTHBOUND #03】STEVE Gets the JOB Done!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-F751HVlLM

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>>13184120

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>>13184803
when will they start talking about boys

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>>13198608
>That sounds horrendous, not gonna lie. But I trust your expertise.
It is horrendous but afterwards you turn into the most glorious glob of jelly.
>>13198617
Always gotta spread the love. Here is a chart.
>>13198624
Your boy's a reaper, she can't die.
>>13198725
>I want to hear Mori's sex screams....
They often start pounding the bed like a drum
Then slowly, slowly slow down
Then exhale and just let *loose* as the muscles remember what not being horrifically tensed up feels like. That's the real secret of the craft. We're not designed for 10+ hours of sitting. Muscles eventually start being used to hurting so you don't even feel that you're in pain.

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>>13198755

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>>13182496
oh god, imagine they made it part of the podcast

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>>13187817

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Mori love

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>>13198589
sounds hot

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>>13194489
good, we'll have something in common

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anyone remembers which stream Mori went 'mogu mogu' recently?

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I want to see Mori in a cute skirt or dress

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>>13200528
You'll probably get dress Mori DEFINITELY 100% next month.

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>>13200602
I hope so

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>>13200352
Nah, sorry

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>>13200602
>It's a suit
KEK.

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>>13200795
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1391204592684261380

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https://files.catbox.moe/xrpmmt.mp4
this clip unlocked an instinctual need to learn more about her. is she always like this when kids get brought up?

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>>13201169
I wonder if she can still do that

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>>13202116
I hope you're at least a decent newbeat since this clip brought your interest. Yes she's said multiple times that she loves children. In the Omori stream she said that she wants to be a hero of children. She has experience in taking care of kids before and it was the start of her newfound endearment towards them. The last time she mentioned those kids she said one of them gave her an origami present. pretty much the only EN that's' vocal about it.

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>>13202390
I wonder if she still plans to do a charity stream. Maybe she can do it for orphans or something because you people are gonna joke if she does one for the elderly.

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>>13202442
oh right i still remember that. She wants to do one for kids in hospital and the homeless, she passed the idea to J-chad and that was it so far, she is aware of the tastelessness of the jokes that will result from it though and she doesn't like them

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>>13202490
would be best if they could run a charity on behalf of Hololive English instead of just Mori in that case. It's not that weird for Cover to do some volunteer and aid work as they sent PPE to Indonesia after Iofi was confirmed positive for coof

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>>13202390
ive always liked her design but never had a particular draw because her rap isn't that interesting to me and i usually like more outspoken chuubas but women who have strong feelings towards kids (not the matsuri type) are rare and my oshi is the same

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>>13200795
what am I looking for here a lovely karrot?
>>13201169
I forgot she could do that

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>>13202116

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>>13202390
She also mentioned in her OMORI playthrough at one of the things that she can't stand the most are sad children and sad old people

Also little story of when she was still teaching scythe swinging to the little demons and one day one of them came to her in her way to home, telling her how much he appreciates her teachings and hopes to have her for a long time. I think she almost cried or teared up when it happened

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>>13203155
>ywn marry this dork and start a family with this dork

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>>13203277
but wouldn't it be amazing if I did?

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>>13203338
Yes, if I did

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>>13200789
Kiara likes it which means it's a dress. She never mentioned liking the wigger outfit.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP-UvdEpnvs

Did we talk about this yet?

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>>13198731
Nice description mori

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>>13188554
Why is she like this.

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https://twitter.com/HYurisaki/status/1461244573385379840

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>>13205807
cute
>>13203649
feels like his style of MV making would fit much better to make a Crown MV

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CALLI NO

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>>13206318
How does that choker work. It does not go around her trapeziuses. Makes her neck look tiny

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>>13206669
Fuck, now I can't unsee it.

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>>13203649
I appreciate how high-effort his stuff is, but in general I don't like kanauru's work, especially as he's made more and more of it. His videos have just gotten progressively noisy and incomprehensible to look at. He's also a dadfag but that's neither here nor there I suppose

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>>13206819
The boba ollie one was best it’s been downhill after that

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>>13206318
Mori and Death-sensei doesn't take your soul away so you stay in a state of undeath but in exchange you have to seed Mori and impregnate her for many many years

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>>13203277
you'll have autistic kids tho

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>>13207033
>you'll have autistic kids tho
>he says on a mongolian basket weaving forum essentially populated by autistic schizoids
Where do you think we are, anon ?

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>>13206669
Shotacon magic.

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What happened with the Pet Review Collab with Bae?

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>>13207403
Seems like there was some miscommunication and it was moved back a week.
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1460499025325481987

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>>13207403
>>13207443
Speaking of which, do you guys have your pet photos ready ? Because I already have pic related of my cat that I think I can use. Her name's Salem BTW, we took her in on Halloween night 4 years ago and I came up with the name.

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>>13207242
NTA but it's legitimately abhorrent and irresponsible to make people that are likelier to be (you) than her by a factor of 100.

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>>13207901
Kek, good point.

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>>13207845
No not yet. I actually wanted to participate this time so I should get on that.

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>>13207845
Your cat looks depressed bro, I'm afraid she's ngmi

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>>13207901
Oof, that hurts just right.

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>>13207957
huh, guess I'm ahead in that case. We also have two other cats (one that's been taken in last year by my little brother and another that originally belonged to my late grandfather) and a dog (we used to have two dogs, but one of them died from a heart attack last month, I really miss him), but I'll submit my cute little Salem for this.
>>13208098
Kek, I guess she really takes after her owner. But joking aside, she's doing fine (and so am I), she's actually really cuddly.

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>>13207845
going to put mine in with a copy of the EP

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>>13208269
No reaction image that I have saved can express how cute that cat is.

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>>13207908
>>13208137
jej
I try.
Really hoping that science advances to the point I can rice my genes to render a person that isn't stressed the fuck out just by looking at people's faces.

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>>13208549
>genes
Isn't that just trauma talking?

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>>13207845
I only have old pictures of my dog who lives with my parents. I was hoping the pet review was pushed back to after Thanksgiving so I could get better photos when I visited. I'm hoping they'll go through a whole bunch of pets as it should be quicker than reviewing rooms.

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>>13208955
Constructivists get the rope.

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>>13207845
I've got an old picture of my cats that I know Mori would love. Plus some other cute ones. I wonder how many shots they'll accept. I miss them

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>>13209131
Right here, what next?

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>>13209222
>spoiler
Shit, I'm sorry to hear that, bro. I hope you'll be alright.

[Anonymous No.]

Would Mori be bold enough to try to visit one of these cafes when they happen? I could see her getting really excited over the Rushia-themed sweets
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1461227676996304897?s=21

[Anonymous No.]

Have you guys done your reps today?
I haven't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13209421
yeah she would

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>>13209420
I worked, then I worked again, then I read the news to get that anxiety going. Next I'll play a bit of EB to make sure I'm still ahead of her by the end of the next stream, and then I'll sleep.

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>>13180687
I stopped watching her after I found indies I like. She is such a spoiled princess at this point that I cannot relate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13209647
I'm sorry for your loss. I hope your love for your new oshi isn't swayed by misguided narratives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13209647
Alright, let's keep this quick.
Do you like your wings bone-in or boneless?
I want 2 (You).
Pay me $20.

[Anonymous No.]

Leaked discord convo transcript
>>13200371

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>>13209420
I got two hours of sleep yesterday night so I could get up and listen to Jump King while I worked on my reps simultaneously. I finished what I needed to get done right after the stream ended and slept through most of the day. Felt good.

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>>13209745
IRyS is not allowed to drop the hard R. Noted.

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>>13209647
Another one down for the count. What's the lucky lady's name?
I too watch a fuckload of indies and small corpos. But I'd rather be a whore than change oshis.

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>>13194627
>spoiler
That’s what he thinks

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>>13209735
Bone-in. Boneless wings are an utter abomination that should be cast off to the darkest depths of Hell like the [REDACTED] emote was.

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>>13209647
>"Spoiled princess"
Easiest way to out yourself as a threadreader

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>>13209887
Of all the things that summoned princessbeat I wish it was stuff like this

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>>13209647
>She is such a spoiled princess
Yeah, mine. And I'll spoil her some more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11206664
> Mori sighs loudly, leans back in her chair and spreads her legs so she's sitting like a man again (she unconsciously sits like a proper lady during stream)

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>>13210053
cute

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>>13210032
I saw her first, faggot !

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>>13196922
Cover's home 3D is perfectly fine though I adore Miko's one in particular because it feels like L2D just more mobile, far better than anything thearthack ever done even if it doesn't have movable tongue and shit.

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>>13210134
...Are we seriously doing this again?

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>>13210134
Fuck You, Orange Man. The KiaraFanClub is two threads dowm.

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>>13210197
I regret nothing. But more seriously, I was just trying to be funny lol

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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

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>>13210134
I'll kick your ass again

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>>13202116
I love that she turned against the whole country because the bureaucrats said she couldn't hang that on the wall

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>>13210286
デッドビーツかっこいいねえ

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>>13210286
I'm ready this time, faggot.

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>>13210134
you ready to die for her boy?!

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>>13202584
She should make a song about it or something.

[Anonymous No.]

STOP FIGHTING, YOU GODDAMNED IDIOTS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13210032
she's so cute it does damage!

[Anonymous No.]

You two gay skeletons need to get a room

[Anonymous No.]

>>13210446
Always have been, fucko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13210480
No.

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>>13210545
BUT CALLI IS CRYING RIGHT NOW, THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO STOP ALL OF YOU!

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>>13210623
I...fuck. Okay, I'll stop fighting, if it will make Mori smile again.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel this might come handy for the whores and ficklebeats
https://streamable.com/436tbj

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>>13210775

[Anonymous No.]

Has Mori ever mentioned Aesop Rock?

I've been listening to his new album a lot lately and was wondering how she felt about him/his music.

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>>13210909
I'm at peace now. As long as Mori is happy, I'll be happy. Everything will be okay.

[Anonymous No.]

How about we combine our powers instead?

[Anonymous No.]

anyone here watching Haruka?
her new model kinda cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>13210882
>https://streamable.com/436tbj
Ficklebeats better not come crawling back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13211047
I'm a whore but I'm not a ficklebeat.

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>>13210775
Gotcha bitch!

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>>13211005
I think I'm starting to get brain worms because I somehow read that mug as 'Calli cum'
>>13211100
We'll let you go this time, but you're on notice!

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>>13211128
You're the lowest of the low

[Anonymous No.]

Consider: Mori Love?

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>>13211578
I'm considered it and it's the only option for me

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>>13211578
Consider? It's how I've been living my life for over a year now.

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>>13211228
I'm... -cough- sorry...

[Anonymous No.]

bros when is the next date stream?

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>>13212264
She's not doing those anymore, since she already found her husband (Me).

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>>13211578
Mori Hate!
If I say it enough times i'll believe it, and then i'll stop pining for her

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>>13212264
whenever next eikaiwa class happens

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>>13212698
shhh, you're not supposed to say that
also damn, did I underappreciate the weekly watchalongs when they happened
the timezone didn't help, but still

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>>13212488
>he thinks you can stop pining for Mori
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

Alright you fuckers. I know one of you here is actually fit. How does anyone start? I have difficulty keeping myself manageable and focused and apparently it's based my body failing.

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>>13209421
Actually going in person sounds like a huge liability, but I bet if she asked she could get stuff delivered to her place/the office.

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>>13213147
Workout regularly. Start of slow and steady, ease yourself into it. Small changes to your diet over time.

I work nights so it's hard to do the exercise part but watching Mori and Kiara/Random JP in the evenings before work/Mornings after work help a lot to help pass the time.

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https://twitter.com/onidrills/status/1461410720864681990

[Anonymous No.]

What is your opinion on Calliopeach?

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>>13213513
I prefer moMori

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>>13213577
that's a good one

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>>13213147
I'm not fit right now but I was doing much better in the past. The most important thing in my experience is to "start". Do something light at first. There's a lot of exercise that use your own weight against you that don't require any equipment. Once doing even a small amount of exercise becomes a routine for you, it will be a lot easier to expand your new routine one way or another.

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>>13213481

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>>13213722
Fuzzy pickles!

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>>13213787
Her increasingly stilted/unenthusiastic "fuzzy pickles" have been a highlight for me.

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>>13202830
>my oshi is the same
Watame?

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I wonder what's on her "games to play" list after EB is done. Does she plan on going back to Doom 2016/Eternal gates or do you think she'd start another retro game?

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>>13214533
I hope Skyrim will pop up again

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>>13214586
I dont, mostly because of her MC

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>>13214533
RFA

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>>13214639
UOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH SWEATY PANTING MORI

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>>13214590
If it means she keeps nya-ifying words while playing, I'm more than okay with it.

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>>13213147
OK. Let me break it down into the smallest, most manageable steps imaginable.
Step one: Get a device that can play audio. If you don't have a phone, get an MP3 player. Garage sales often have relatively big ones for cheap since phones kinda supplanted them.
Step two: Load long-form audio on there. Podcasts are a good idea. I recommend Science and Futurism with Isaac Arthur, Life Is A Festival, The Higherside Chats and The Joe Rogan Experience since they both have relatively long episodes and fairly clear audio with a wide variety of topics. Add True Crime stuff at your leisure.
Step three: Walk for at least two episode's worth of content every single day.
Step four: Train your thirst. This one is critical. Get a (BPA-free) bottle and set a timer. Before the timer runs out, the bottle has to be cleared and refilled. If you are an unfit person in a developed nation you are almost certainly permanently dehydrated. Your body retains water when it is dehydrated, which will make you piss constantly for the first couple days until it's readjusted itself to regular water intake. This is also going to make you less likely to be hungry at random because the brain often confuses thirst for hunger when not adequately trained.
Step five: If you're WFH/NEET, set an early wake-up time (2 hours from sunrise latest), if you work like a regular sitcom person wake up 30 minutes earlier than needed.
Find a 15 minute stretch routine in YT and do that every single day.
Step six: https://archive.org/details/ConvictConditioning-HowToBustFreeOfAllWeaknessUsingTheLostSecretsOfSupremeSurvival_201711/Convict%20Conditioning%201-%20How%20to%20Bust%20Free%20of%20All%20Weakness%20-%20Using%20the%20Lost%20Secrets%20of%20Supreme%20Survival%20Strength%20-%201st%20Edition%20%282012%29
This.
It's chuuni as hell but that is only fitting.
Step seven: https://leangains.com/the-leangains-guide/

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>>13214871
We miss you too, Mori.

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>>13213722
Bound Mori...

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>>13215052
>can't kiss her
>can't hold her hand
>can't even marvel at the shinitummy
I don't get it. This is objectively a downgrade in every single possible way. To whom would something so awful appeal?

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>>13215110
Just consider other possibilities, think outside the box bro, I know you can do it

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>>13215132
But I can't even hear her cute giggles or her being an awkward dork. This is no better than a sex doll. Disgusting. You are no bro of mine.

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>>13215052
God I need masochistic Mori in my life. I just want her to look at me with a look of angry frustration while I forcefully pleasure her

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>>13215150
>Mori is not better than a sex doll
YOU WERE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME

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>>13215208
A BOUND, SILENT MORI IS NO BETTER, YOU UTTER FOOL
MORI IS NOT JUST A BODY
SHE IS A VOICE, A LAUGH, A BUNDLE OF ADORABLE ACTIONS
YOU ARE SCUM
AND YOU SHOULD FUCKING CRUMBLE TO DUST

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>>13215243
>SHE IS A VOICE, A LAUGH, A BUNDLE OF ADORABLE ACTIONS
Ya and she'll be all of those things ones shes my mewling pet and I release her from her bondage until its time for her to return to there.

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>>13215296
Bondageniggers truly are soulless fucks unknowing of love. Don't respond to me again.

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>>13215243
JUST LIKE, SMOOCH HER FOREHEAD AND HEAR HER HUFF THE AIR THROUGH HER NOSE IN A DISPLAY ADORABLE FRUSTRATION
JUST LOOK AT THEM MILKY THIGHS AND HOW GOBBLABLE THEY ARE, THEN IMAGINE HER MUFFLED WHINY MOANS AS YOU TOUCH THEM
LOOK AT THEM CUTE KNEES OR THE DEFENSELESS CLEAVAGE AND IMAGINE THE THINGS YOU COULD DO
YOU BITCH ASS SKELETON NIGGA

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>>13214533
Cuphead onegai...
The Korone offcollab isn't going to happen for possibly several months. You guys could just play retro games instead anyways.

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>>13215320
Oh I'll lover her. Fully and very deeply. I just want to have some fun with her as well. Its a win win since shes masochistic actually

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>>13215466
>lover
I really need to review what I type. Something about suffixes causes them to just randomly appear or disappear when I'm typing things out

[Anonymous No.]

done with EB1, will now scour the second one till the stream starts
if you wanna help out with content, you might convert some of these to mp3 and then to sounposts, I was thinking of tossing a Guy Fawkes mask on Mori for the first one

https://streamable.com/436tbj
https://streamable.com/l7gnev
https://streamable.com/2m3y5h
https://streamable.com/or347g
https://streamable.com/dzjvxl
https://streamable.com/i6un84

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>>13215349
>>13215466
kys

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>>13215728
>Daddy~
God I need to go and rewatch this vod. I fell asleep watching the first and second one

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>>13215838
I'll never see Mori that way so I don't think thats going to happen fuckboy

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>>13215728
She's so fucking cute. Thanks, clipbro.

[Anonymous No.]

My Mori.

[Anonymous No.]

My Mori>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Your Mori>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ope>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Calli

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>>13216067
>underrating Ope this much
You're gonna wake up to find your cock being milked by a two-foot-tall pink gremlin.

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>>13215728
Well since timestampbeat has abandoned us, this will do just fine. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Calliope Mori of Hololive English

[Anonymous No.]

>>13215320
There are various styles, some of which can have a ton of fire and passion in them. It's not all (or even really most, more like 15%?) tying someone up and leaving them in a room you see.

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>>13217162
I want to be the one bound by Mori

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>>13217162
I want to bond and kill faggots with Mori

[Anonymous No.]

[Nikodem News] He is going to write an 300 page essay to Ina on preparing streams.

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>>13217509
Nobody gives a shit.

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>>13217570
But he's the only one brave enough to give out real, legitime criticism of holos, unlike you babyjerking retards that just keep circlejerking them to death until they get complacaent with their flaws.

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>>13217623
he doesn't seem to comment or give a shit for any other Myth/EN, he has more comments under BGV cover vids
t. unitybeat

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>>13217623
will you fuck off already dude. You’re either niko himself or some obsessed weirdo it’s crazy you bring him up EVERY thread . Kill yourself

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>>13217623
t.nikodem

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>>13217623

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>>13217801
on one hand, it'd be pretty early for the usual n-manschizo to pop up since it's 5AM in SEA
on the other hand, it might be his partner in crime from EST zone

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>>13217509
I won't hold my breath but I would give him some points for (finally) being consistent.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that if someone isn't talking about Mori (or a related musician/streamer), just ogey and move on. Dramaniggers deserve no more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13218201
logically, why would he care for improvement of anyone bar his oshi

[Anonymous No.]

I have a lustful desire to spend Thanksgiving with HoloEN; sharing a wonderful meal together, singing karaoke, and watching movies late into the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13218247
This thread loves to become gossip hour for Mori’s chat members for some reason it’s weird. Most likely the chat members in person that want attention though you’re right, just ignore them. I’m posting Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>13218358
>This thread loves to become gossip hour for Mori’s chat members for some reason it’s weird.
No, just a few faggots trying to derail the thread. It's off-topic bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

I MISS MORIRIIIIIIIIIIIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>13218709
Hope you been doing something other than doing nothing but waiting for her return.

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>>13218709
Any vods you need to catch up on? I'm rewatching Jump King since I was dozing off a bit after Bae joined and completely missed the SC reading

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck did I do!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so goddamn angry I'm gonna fucking shit in my pants and make yagoo eat them FYCJ MANAGAMENT

[Anonymous No.]

>>13218709
Less than 4 hours and then we'll have 5 streams in 4 days with her. Just think about that while waiting

[Anonymous No.]

>>13216067
>no Moririn in your tier list
fucking cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>13218989
>>13219113
you OK?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13219240
the namefag schizo has some actual emotional/psychiatric issues, you get used to his lid sometimes completely flying off
just report and carry on

[Anonymous No.]

>>13215728
big ups Anon
>>13218709
her next stream is in a few hours I'm sure you can make it

[Anonymous No.]

>>13213513
my favorite fruit and my oshi are now combined together you tell me she looks delicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>13218989
>>13219113
What’s wrong mori?

[Anonymous No.]

>>13219329
I don't get it. He has owned up to his genuine problems, and yet he still has not disconnected from the threads that cause him such grief, nor GOTTEN SOME FUCKING MEDS. I despise this fucking psycho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13220198
Just report him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>13215052
>using tape
>forcing her legs closed
>no chance to lick her tummy


2/10 mori deserves better but at least her tits are free

[Anonymous No.]

>>13220198
And have you call me a faggot just because I can't stand some bantz? Sounds like you're the schizo here, redditor. Go run off to your hugbox.