Trolley problem Holo edition

[Anonymous No.]

One day, YAGOO contacts you and says you were chosen by random member lottery to make a very important choice for the company. Financial mistakes have been made and he's going to be forced to graduate your oshi. However, if you choose, you can save your oshi, but it means that 5 other random Holos will be forced to graduate. What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1283094
Thanks Yagoo, but I have no oshi. If you could get rid of Kiara tho, that'd be great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1283094
See, it's because of plans like this that you're in financial trouble to begin with YAGOO. This deal has the chance of firing your biggest earners, which would only make the problem worse. Instead of making it some meme trolley problem just fire off the people who are making you the least amount of money.

[Anonymous No.]

There's so many holos that I literally could care less about I'd definitely save my oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1283094
Whats the point of this thread? Not even hololive related but its just 'my schizopost' the autism thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>1283094

[Anonymous No.]

>>1283275
This.

This question is too easy OP. Hololive has plenty of fat that can be trimmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1283094
I'd always choose the CN branch

[Anonymous No.]

>>1283094
HoloCN...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1283094
Jokes on you. My oshi is not even in Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

oh totally kiara is my oshi.
dang...sorry but its for the greater good i guess i say bye bye bitch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1283094
ironically, the most utilitarian problem here was directing the trolley to the five girls, because the one girl is your company's top earner, not to mention the bigger fallout it might cause if you killed her instead. YAGOO made the right choice.
MTD: he disbands cover

[Anonymous No.]

>>1283246
But... that's what they did?

[Anonymous No.]

ironically, the most utilitarian solution here is directing the trolley to the five girls, because the one girl is your company's top earner, not to mention the bigger fallout it might cause if you killed her instead. YAGOO made the right choice.
MTD: he disbands cover

[Anonymous No.]

What, it's just a yes or no question? I thought you were gonna ask people to pick the five holos to graduate and this would just be a thinly veiled "who do you hate" thread.
The scenario doesn't even make sense, how would graduating five random people save the person that was supposed to graduate in the first place? How does it erase the event that was causing the original graduation? Go work on your thread concepts, this is garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1283094
Trolley problem is retarded because there are in fact three choices not two:
1.Not interfere
2.Interfere to change current state.
3.Interfere to preserve current state.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1283094
>Thinley veiled Coco Hate post
Are we being raided by zhangs? How about you give up now. Your countrymen are toxic. HoloCN graduation was all your fault. You could have stopped it but you had to force Cover to make a choice between graduating Coco and losing the Chinese viewers. Clearly, Cover made the best decision.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1283094
I'm sorry Kiara, I love you but...

[Anonymous No.]

>>1288130
Worse, we're being invaded by /jp/ pretending to be zhang pretending to be reddit. Didn't know one girl speaking ESL could make them seethe this hard

[Anonymous No.]

Easy choice. All holoEN. They'd probably be more happy in the long run too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1287922
1 and 3 are exactly the same. By not intefering, you are preserving the current state. Whether you interfere or not doesn't make any difference if the outcome is the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1288266
Morality is based on your actions rather than outcomes. 1 and 3 are distinct actions even if they produce similar outcome.
Imagine such a scenario:
Person A is about to kill Person B with a gun. They are not aware of you and have a gun of your own.
Shooting A yourself is not equivalent to walking away. Or to covering B's back, while they kill A.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1283094
Fuck off you bastard Yagoofag

[Anonymous No.]

>>1288393
That's not a trolley problem though, a trolley problem would be if person A had a B and C hostage and you had to choose who died or he would shoot both of them. The idea is you choose to kill one person or allow more to die, and which is more moral

[Anonymous No.]

Yagoofags should be gassed. They're memeing over some jackass who's not even a VTuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>1288447
If you believe that action is equal to inaction, that makes you a immoral hypocrite, since you are wasting your time on 4chan rather than helping people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1283094
Question: Would firing my oshi lead her to prostitution?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1283094
i don't need to speculate, it already happened, and i would always choose to kill CN (it says five, so i would save yoghurt)

[Anonymous No.]

>>1283094
Yagoofags are a fucking disgrace to VTubers

[Anonymous No.]

>>1283094
Oh the horro, five holos graduating! I'm trading away Coco for five random holos in a heartbeat. Make it Gen 3, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1283124
UHMMM??????? BAAAASEEDD????????

[Anonymous No.]

>>1283094
>5 other random Holos will be forced to graduate
graduate entire holocn except chowa
well, that wasn't so hard now was it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1283094
I'll make sure to graduate Coco. Everything else is secondary

[Anonymous No.]

fire management. It's not that hard. MANE HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>1283094

Derail the traintracks, dissolve the company, end Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

He can't graduate A-chan! The rats say she's his daughter! And she's not even really a chuuba!