/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>12760469
Today, OP really was a flaming faggot.
Fuck your tomatoes, and I see that little oshimark. I ain't buying. Fuck you.

>>12760579
i will purge this from the corner of the screen

>>12760610

>>12760610

>>12760610
That's the correct decision to not buy Towa, you're not really making a statement here.
Plus tomatoes are good.

>>12760677
While I can happily agree with the first thing you said, I'd disagree with the second. Good in soup, good in various sauces, sure. However, the tomato is vile in its base form. If you for whatever reason disagree with me, you're subhuman.

https://pastebin.com/VQ3Czwfn
Anya

>>12760798
Tomatoes alone aren't appalling at all. I can understand not liking it alone, but to outright despise the food makes no sense especially when it pairs well with many others.

Ohhh Konnui love

Congratulations to Sakura Matowa on getting back on the Towa oshi board. Omedetou

>>12760945
>56%
Is Towa the strongest coin?

>>12760999
No she's a bad coin don't buy her.

>>12761028
Now who could be behind this post full of misinformation?

>>12761068
i don't know what you're talking about

>>12760865
[spoilers]The hatred is mostly in jest, I'd easily eat a tomato if I was starving; I'd just rather eat pretty much anything else if I had the option.[/spoiler]
I have yet to find a good pairing. For anyone who says that tomatoes work in burgers, you're larping. They ruin the balance, the texture, the taste. Tomatoes just make something good worse most of the time.
As I said, I enjoy tomato sauces and soups. Not completely against the existence of the 'fruit'.

>>12761094
Always. Check. Before. You. Send.

>>12760945
Congrats, hope you stick around this time.

>>12761094
Try a caprese salad with tomatoes when they are in season. Can't think of a better fresh tomato dish.

>>12760945
>>12761193
tenq. forever bound.

Seeing as how people spend stupidly high amount of money on the auctions without worry tells me that as long as dividends exists, or unnerfed, they can just keep spending much money and not become punished by it. They just have to wait for another week and those spent money will just come back to them without even going down in ranks.

>>12761094
Nice spoiler text, but I understand what you think. I'm not a huge fan of tomatoes myself really, but I don't think the absurd hate is justified, especially to the point of gagging on stream when eating one.

Heirloom tomato BLT, seeeeex

>>12761236
>without going down
They do, but they're also in the retardsphere where everyone below them basically isn't even playing the game.

>>12761223
I forgot to congratulate you as well, hope to see you soon beside me. Be careful of the Towa menace that is imyourtarget.

>>12761195
I'll think about it. Proper mozzarella will be hard to find though. The shops here only really do bags of grated mozzarella, I'd have to go on a hunt that outweighs the reward.
>>12761237
Please understand, my wife is still a child at heart. I wouldn't gag, but I'd probably go 'ughh' before I start eating.

>>12761372
>Proper mozzarella will be hard to find though.
Fresh mozzarella is sold all over the place. If for some reason you can't find any in the area, it can be made at home. It's not a cheese you age, so you can make it the same day you use it.

>>12761372
literally every supermarket sells mozz you spazoid, even little ones, it's in a small bag with water

Nenoid really getting laid into today.

>>12761262
They do for that week but they recover after getting dividends. They're already on the spot where they don't have to worry spending because of the amount of coins they hold. Though, this goes too with how they don't need to daytrade or sell at adjustment anymore. Dividends still being this strong is the biggest problem here.

>>12761059

>>12761519
climbing the board is all about minute profits at this point, especially higher up, it'll catch up to them, but it just takes time, which makes it seem stagnant/no repercussions

>>12761569
>towa love
All I need.
I should spam the word Towa like I was doing in the past to rig it again.

>>12761569
ohhhh konnui love

>>12761592
It's better holding a coin than to daytrade. The tax makes any kind of viable play useless compared to holding a coin which would just cost you only one time tax payment.

>>12761223
Never leave us again!

>>12761569
roll hats? already bought, retard. heartattack currently

>>12761670
As long as the coin is up 11% (5% buy tax, 5% sell tax) you're making profit.

>>12761670
Only if you are so high up that you cant spend all your divvies in a week. If you can, then daytrading may allow you to accumulate more coins than you could with just holding

>>12761426
I really do think I'll have to make it at home, the big shops really do just have pre-grated cheeses. The only cheese that I can get in slabs or at the very least slices is cheddar. Ready-meal culture.
>>12761467
Not my locals you spazatroon, not every village/town/city is the same. I checked online months ago. Checking all the little shops that I don't already know of (trust me, they're atrocious - eggs, milk and bread are about the rarest things I'll find)? I ain't doing that.
If I find some good mozzarella, then I'll post the results. If I make some, I'll do that too. If not, oh well. That's one dish in millions that I won't try.
>>12761509
I may have overplayed the larp

>>12761670
again, it depends if it's worth while. some coins are obviously more useful to hold like Pekora, Mori, Holo, but other coins like ayamy, towa, nabi should not be held in high amounts. there's a reason why tupac is climbing, when he holds a decent amount of coins in daytrading realm, when compared to other players who have 520 nabi

>>12761748
>I was just pretending to be retarded

>>12761777
What if I love my oshi and want to hold her in high amounts?

>>12761866
you can do that cause oshi love is important, but no one in the top 30 has ayamy, nabi, or other low brow coins in high amounts

>>12761859
I was exaggerating my retardation. I still am partially retarded.

>>12761887
or should have them in high amounts I say*

>>12761736
>>12761740
The profit you're making for those coins is not very much, that is also having the need to always have your laptop or your computer on. Compare it to just buying till your divies runs out or once the coin goes back to it's original price, buying and holding still is better for the long run and efficiently better for your computer.
>so high up that you cant spend all your divies in a week
And thats my main point here >>12761236 they're so rich that they can just meme on auctions or help other people they are close with to get rich faster, it's because even if they do meme all their liquids, the dividends will just give it back to them next week.

>>12761983
Nobody is rich enough to not spend all their divvies in a week when multicoin exists.
If you 2x all week you will EASILY run out of dividends even if you're Cypher.
3x and you'll be done by Wednesday.

It's says here to log on and spend all my money on Towa coins, so I will do that.

Now that the topic has come up again, anons actually think nerfing dividends will change top player activities and shake up the leaderboard. Dividends was nerfed hard to give like 5% return for a period of time and hardly anyone in the top was selling any of their coins anyway. Even if dividends gave 1% it would still be a hold meta, because liquid doesn't appreciate up, but coins do.

>>12762078
That wasn't point, but if you do say that, then, it will just go back to my point of buying and holding is better than daytrading, which in turn will give you more dividends.

>>12762087
god speed

>>12762159
Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe they didn't sell because they knew honk was just trying new formulas and they know it wasn't a permanent nerf

Hi

>>12762211
stay poor you fucking math illiterate retard

>>12762159
>because liquid doesn't appreciate up, but coins do
shhh, let the retards timeloop

>>12762463
is this you? you're cute

On a fundamental level, trying to remove inflation in a game in which the entire point is to inflate your imaginary wallet is retarded. Managing inflation is possible however. The only solutions I could come up with for managing inflation would be some sort of a periodical reduction of coin and liquid amounts or something. Optimally this would keep the leaderboard as it is, reducing everyone's value equally in relation (say, 15% reduction all across the board).
but never a reset. fuck the reset idea and fuck the reset schizo

>>12762463
imagine fuckpig sex with Bread

because /nasfa/ck/ is still largely favorable to armchair dev timeloops

>>12761094
nice spoilers bro
>tomatoes...in burgers...They ruin the balance, the texture, the taste
They absolutely work, you need better tomatoes on that cloudy island. Go to a farmers' market or something. Given your inability to find mozzarella, I doubt this is possible.
When it comes to produce, tomatoes are up there with berries they are berries, after all and oranges when it comes to wide variance in flavour due to both ripeness and the economics of modern agriculture, and even the differences between cultivars. The most common tomato you usually find around here is this garbage hybrid, bred by the monsters at UF, https://davesgarden.com/guides/pf/go/31110/ and outside of a Trader Joe's or a Whole Foods or something, if you haven't got a farmers' market nearby, you'll be lucky to find a half-decent Campari or Early Girl

Try a good Campari THE tomato in my mind - you can use it for anything or a heirloom tomato like a Cherokee Purple I can't find them anymore, great for sandwiches, Kumato flesh as dark as Flare's pussy, equally sweet or Tigerella, you'll find them surprisingly sweet. They are good enough to just bite into like fruit if you can find any..

Grape or plum tomatoes from a local grocery store here taste like acidic, bland, juicy shit - but I can eat a cup of good Roma the flavor you likely think of when imagining a good tomato sauce or Yellow Pear not particularly sweet, very "tomatoey" but much less "watery" while still being juicy, a perfect balance tomatoes like they're grapes.

I look forward to your tomakening. Wikipedia seems to think this is the most common heirloom tomato available in the UK: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alicante_tomato

>>12761195
Based and tomatopilled. Caprese is the bees knees. Bruschetta is a close second.

The cafeteria at a hospital I had to frequent had caprese in their salad bar on most days of the week, and they sold the salad by weight. Dump a bunch of kale/olives/spinach/quinoa in my bowl, top with caprese. Homegirl punched in the employee discount code every time, if she didn't outright lift the scale up from underneath. Healthy AND full for under $4.

>>12761372
>>12761748
Go to a proper supermarket...I don't know what the fuck bong supermarkets are called. ASDA? Sainsbury's? Tesco? Not a corner store. They will sell it in bags.
Do bongs not believe in delis? Just Google "name of your tiny town" + delicatessen. I bought a bunch of mozzarella at an Aldi in the middle of fucking nowhere on a road trip FFS although I'd rather eat canned before ever considering Aldi's "tomatoes" or most of their other produce.

The shittiest American grocery stores all carry picrel for like $3-4, but if you go to a conbini or corner store you'll be lucky if you find Kraft Singles. https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=belgioioso+mozzarella+bag+8+oz&first=1&tsc=ImageBasicHover

>>12762627
i want to rape kanata

>>12762463
hey

>>12762649
Coco gets kinky gorilla sex every night. You think they ever invite Sui-chan over for a threesome?

tomatoes do NOT belong in a burger they are slimy and gross and just icky in general
besides you already have tomato sauce on the burger

>>12762260
Regardless of if the nerf was permanent it still doesn't change how you can only utilize a certain % of your displayed net worth at a certain point, especially when your net worth is in the 100,000,000s.

>>12762710
>tomato sauce on the burger
poorfag detected.

>>12762710
>calling ketchup a tomato sauce
>unironically putting ketchup on a good burger
Ketchup is tomato flavored corn syrup. It's as much of a tomato sauce as LaCroix is a soda.
I can hardly think of anything I'd use ketchup on other than french fries I'm sorry, CHIPS. And even then, a good fry sauce is largely preferable.
1 part ketchup, 1 part malt vinegar, 2 parts mayonnaise - the good shit, Duke's or GTFO, Hellmann's Olive Oil Mayo will do in a bind if Duke's is not available. Kraft, Miracle Whip, store brand, etc. all stay in the trash, where they belong
One of the sandwich shops I like doesn't even have any fuckin ketchup in the store. If you order fries, they give you their house BBQ sauce which I guess is still ketchup since it's ketchup-based BBQ sauce

>>12762710
>Putting ketchup AND sliced tomato on the burger
You absolute shit-for-brains. You think you can come into /nasfa/ck/ and say dumbass shit like that and get away with it?
Name your oshi so I may know the true nature of your stupidity.
Don't combine those things, bro.

>>12762922
>Ketchup is tomato flavored corn syrup
>corn syrup
what did he mean by this?

>>12762709
No, Kanata is only for Cocock.

>>12762922
>tomato flavored corn syrup
Holy fuck do you Americlaps really live like this? My ketchup is made from real fucking tomatoes grown about an hour's drive away. There's no fucking corn, corn syrup or other shit in it. Tomato paste, sugar, white vinegar, salt, that's it.
You are an animal.

>>12762996
>do you Americlaps really live like this?
Only the stupid and inattentive ones inb4 "so most of them". We have real ketchup here, but the stuff you are most likely to find is the shitty corn syrup stuff. You have to go out of your way to make or find real ketchup.

You guys are making me hungry, please stop.

>>12762963
>>12762996
>he doesn't know
Fucking corn lobby has ruined most processed food in the US. The 20 oz. prices this thing is showing are misleading, unless something has changed. The "Simply" stuff is more expensive /oz in stores, if it's not out of stock forcing you to buy the 2x as expensive "organic" crap and the other sizes on here seem to reflect that.

>you can now order Duke's Mayo online
I will never be without my precious ever again https://dukesmayo.com/products/real-mayonnaise

>>12763203
same. Want to go out for dinner then? my treat.

>>12762963
>>12762996
>>12763099
So yeah, you can get it without corn syrup, but even at Amazon's inflated prices, the "regular" stuff is less than half the price.

>>12763099
mental
I literally can't buy fake corn syrup shit, even the cheapest store-brand stuff is made with real tomatoes and real sugar.

>>12763279
>SNAP EBT eligible
do americans really

>>12763262
Oi, if you are gonna hit on me have the balls to do it while posting your oshi.

>>12763287
Just you wait. Eventually corn subsidies will reach a point where it becomes profitable for us to flood the international market with cheap corn syrup.

>>12763339
corn is the penultimate food everyone must have corn

>>12763319
>hit on me
dont flatter yourself. Im just hungry and I like to share.

just slammed my toe into a hard metal surface

>>12763314
picrel
>>12763357
Corn is delicious. Corn syrup is a blight upon society as are sugar tariffs in the US.

>>12763417
proof?

At least they don't put sugar in the bread!
they do actually do this

that has to be one hell of a drawing for that price.

>>12763436
t. has never baked in his life

>>12763399
So it's just two bros going out for dinner? Good to me, where are we going?

>>12763499
been a while since I went to a kfc. you alright with fried chicken?

>>12763478
t. mutt who thinks sugar added for fermentation is the same thing as sugar on the ingredient list

>>12763465
i mean objectively it's a "free" commission so it's worth and it's not like takeshi's a bad artist

>>12763465
Blame Tampa, I would have bid less but I'd rather blitz him with a more intimidating price than make him think "huh I should outbid him by a tiny amount and make him waste another million in non-refundable auction fees"
But yes, I do somewhat plan to get my money's worth and I was expecting to spend more than what Tampa initially paid to compensate.

>>12763555
I never went to a kfc so yeah let's go

>>12762627
Based /nasfa/ck/ Heimin. The supermarket choice and /ck/ power level reveal the tale of a true European.
Americans often can't fully appreciate Italian cuisine because it relies on fresh, good ingredients. It is extraordinarily simple because it relies on individual components shining through. My personal revelation happened when I bought in-season heirloom tomatoes, made my own mozzarella, and paired it with basil from my hydroponic garden. Plus olive oil and pepper, of course. That was one of the best things I have ever made, despite how trivial it was to prepare it.

>>12763619
Congratulations, you won the auction. What's the next step of your master plan?

>>12763798
Not hin but let me guess, get a qt nasfaq tako bf?

>>12763640
finally, a friend! I think!

>>12763740
>Americans often can't fully appreciate Italian cuisine because it relies on fresh, good ingredients.
The cornerstones of Italian cuisine can all be acquired here in Burgerland at 99% of supermarkets, and if you want to go the extra mile it is not difficult to make most of it yourself from scratchexcept olive oil; you're gonna have to buy that.
Burgers just don't want to cook. Or don't have the time.

t. Burger

>>12763798
Getting Takeshi to draw a cute Fubuki x Ina image because after really thinking about it, they're kinda an underrated pairing. I really want to see a Fubuki x Ina otaku zatsudan where they REALLY nerd out about things they both like.

>>12763965
I was that anon, consider it done. And thank you for your continued support.

>>12763930
As Heimin said before, it's not just about using a tomato, but rather a good tomato. You would not get an extremely cheap beef top rump, fry it, and then call it a steak. Burgers do have access to good ingredients, mostly through farmers' markets, but they aren't usually sold in their supermarkets.
Moreover, retarded American designation of origin laws mean that companies are free to bootleg products which have protected designation or origin (parmesan, for example). As such, "parmesan" in the EU is the Parmigiano-Reggiano, while "parmesan" in the US is usually "some kind of grated salty hard cheese". Can you get parmigiano in the US? Absolutely, if you search for it. Most people aren't even aware how bad they are being fucked, though.
>>12763965
Fubuki loves Call of Cthulhu as a TTRPG setting, doesn't she? There you go, a common thread.

>>12764157
I'll let you decide most of the art direction, but if I can make suggestions Ina should be in her second costume (with the beret) and Fubuki in either 5th costume (tiny hat) or 3rd costume.

>>12763886
I know literally nothing about kfc expect that it's about fried chicken, so I'm trusting you on what to get

>>12763965
Easily a third of Hololive are hiding their power levels at any moment. It's when they peek through that the girls truly shine. There's a reason MEGANE is such a well-known bit.

>>12764320
Fubuki doesn't hide her power level that much, if you like Fubuki OR Marine (or better yet, both) you can always listen to Radio SKDW and get the raw Fubuki experience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW9yuq5Ey88

>>12762627
Thanks for the effortpost. I don't want to doxx myself since it's sort of specific but yes, my local supermarket is ass. I don't even know if we have a farmer's market.
Uh, I'm gonna take these words and go back to the sleep I just woke up from, will think about them when I'm more collected.

Some of you are alright.
Don't buy $DOOG today.

>>12764298
leave it to me! I would assume uh... get the fried chicken? its been 400 years since ive been there I don't memorize menus.

>>12764445
Extra Crispy fried chicken sandwich is the best thing they're packing these days.

>>12764158
You wouldn't believe the shitstorm there is in italy abou fake italian products and how it fucks up a good chunk of our economy so please for the love of god get real italian shit and not fake ass bullshit that's ripping off our products

>>12764227
>i'll let you decide
Nah go ham with the details please. I can't work well without instructions.

>>12764484
>Italian Nonnas so uppity about making sure your food is RIGHT that they're crashing the local economy in protest of fake Italian goods.
Can't make this shit up.

>>12761094
1. Highlight text.
2. Ctrl+S.

>>12764537
It was supposed to come to me in a dream but it didn't...
If we're going with an otaku zatsudan setting... I suppose you'd have the table and the mics set up like a radio show, with an excited Fubuki leaning over the table with her hands flat on it, a bright and animated look to her as she tells Ina all about what she loves and Ina with a more relaxed posture but a definite "Humu Humu, I COMPLETELY understand" expression. I should also mention now that megane are important, everyone in Hololive should have megane, don't you really think so?
In terms of the table, I don't think decorating it is really important but it was mentioned earlier they both love Call of Cthulu. Ina usually keeps a Dr Oopsie around and she'd probably have a little tako as well. Fubuki... maybe an oruyanke (the little pinecone guy) holding her cup of tea in a traditional Japanese cup like this https://i.imgur.com/09idxxh.jpg (with her excited outburst knocking him a bit off balance and splashing some of the tea out of the cup)

for further reference, this is the Sukon tea cup

>>12764393
fuck

>>12764880
yeah

>>12763619
>>12763965
Good choice.
I wanted to keep Takeshi to myself because the WIP previews I've been getting of the Maririn I bought are SEX. I was expecting genga/key frames - he went all out. You did right to bid that much more, anything +<10% and I'd have bid again.
>>12763798
>>12764537
You did damn well with the minimal instructions I gave you. If you do this again, I'll bid even more. Just give me enough time to think of something more interesting than Marine lounging around in a Bucs jersey.
>>12763740
>Heimin
>true European
Heh. I conquered Europe.
>Italian
I guess I'm still Mediterranean.
>>12764158
You can absolutely get DOP Parmesan, but if you just grab it from the shelf, it's going to be fucking shelf stable "parmesan-esque cheese product". Which surprisingly has its own uses, usually as a garnish for someone who is used to that flavor, but none of them are uses that explicitly call for real parmesan cheese in a recipe.
>>12764390
おやすみ

>>12764393
>>12764880
>>12764898
>check /doog/
fuck

>>12764910
If you make alfredo without freshly-grated Parmagiano-Reggiano, you're a heathen and a degenerate. Even in rare cases where I've used the jarred stuff I still have a block of the real shit to grate in there to give it something resembling an authentic edge.

>>12764988
Nah, not for alfredo or any actual cooking. I meant moreso if I was just fucking around with whatever I have in the kitchen. I don't cook with parmesan enough to keep it in the fridge, but that stupid green shaker never goes bad. e.g. buying some to grate on top of Kraft Mac & Cheese isn't going to be worth it.

Fuck this I believe in Korone
Devchamas, add the Kadomatsu.

>>12764611
Expect that's not my grandma protesting about you fuckers eating "italian" food it's the entire exporting sector that has a rightful hatred agains ripoff products. They cost the companies exporting italin goods around 3% of their sales, literal billions. I wish it was my grandma bitching about you niggers not eating right but instead it's about cunts costing us billions

>>12765061
Minimum 2 weeks, anon. Possibly for a month. This is the highest she'll be for a bit, most likely. I'd liquidate now if you can. And while it may be a bit of an overreaction, prepare for the worst. The affliction she said her doctor diagnosed her with has no cure and will be prohibitive to future activity.

In other news I have 64/65 unique items and only need the Fauna hat to complete my collection.

>>12765117
It's a shitpost, anon. Calm down. I get all of my Italian shit authentic.

>>12765179
You want to be a real cold-hearted psycho about this? If Korone graduates, it will be an even bigger deal with Coco and will print even more money.

>>12765195
anon there are 66 items

>>12765117
NTA, but trust me, I feel you.
1995-2020
>goods produced in illegal West Bank settlements labeled "Made in West Bank"
>some Palestinian made goods also labeled this way
>confused
2020-today
>settlement goods labeled "Made in Israel"
>I used to only explicitly boycott settlement shit
>now boycott all Israeli goods to be safe
>can buy anything labeled "Made in Palestine", "Made in West Bank"
soon
>fucking "Made in West Bank" again
https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/israeli-settlement-products-to-remain-labeled-made-in-israel-by-gop-bill-680108

>>12765236
>be an even bigger deal
i doubt it ngl

>>12765243
Sorry, I only counted 65. What could the 66th item be?

>>12765250
>now boycott all Israeli goods to be safe
based
>>12765270
probably the kiryu kai badge or the rope? only ones you can't buy

>>12765270
Auction License is an Item.

>>12765264
Korone consistently put better numbers up than Coco in ye olde days. Plus, nobody fucking oshicoined Coco. Mr. Koro was a staple "decent" divs coin for the longest time, and there are plenty of fat stacks.

>>12765264
That's okay you're some worthless newfag EOP obsessed over a streamer who soft-graduated and produces basically the same content on another channel immediately after graduating. Your opinion is worth less than the dirt I step on.
I don't care if you don't show Korone dai-senpai the respect she deserves, your respect isn't worth anything to begin with.

>>12765236
If Mr. Koro graduates it doesn't matter how much money she prints, I'll have bigger problems to worry about than nasfaq

>>12765293
>>12765300
It's the K**r* hat, and I'm not tainting my account with it

>>12765317
Korone’s fanbase is not as fanatical and she never had any controversial situations behind her garnering more attention.
>>12765324
What the fuck? I’m not saying it wouldn’t be a big deal, I’m just saying it wouldn’t be as big as Coco. Coco is still “around” but it was still a very massive event that I doubt anything will match that. Calm down man, I like Korone and hope for the best.

>>12765250
God fucking damn I hate israel so fucking much. I wish they nuked it off this planet

>>12765432
Anon, consider Korone's reach far beyond the typical chuba audience, and that pre-EN, she was one of "the" chubas that normies would've been exposed to. FamilyJules didn't record no fuckin tracks for Coco.
>eekum bokum
now let's cut the doomnigger shit out, "autonomic dysfunction" is only a step or two removed from your doctor telling you "it's just a cold". She's stressed as shit and it's negatively impacting her health. Unless we get some more specific dx, she just needs a good sabbatical.
I watch kson, and Coco's graduation hit hard enough to make me realize how "parasocial" it was all getting and take a step back, don't get me wrong, but there's no comparison.

>>12765567
I don't think you understand Korone is literally dying

>>12765564

>>12764910
>I guess I'm still Mediterranean.
I have no fucking clue on what country in which you can be both a sandnigger and a mediterranean, shouldn't have slept during those geography classes

>>12765567
It's nothing in the short-term, but Korone doesn't seem like the kind of person that will let things go, which is what she needs to do in order to truly rid herself of what's going on (assuming it actually IS stress causing the problem; it could be genetic). People should prepare for the worst not because of this incident, but because of the likelihood that this will be the first of many.

>>12765699
If I had to guess, I'd say he's a Jordanite.

>>12765567
Did you watch the stream?

Of course I didn't watch the stream who the fuck watches streams
what a dumbass question

>>12765699
3. and that's only if you exclude all of the countries in North Africa with Mediterranean coasts Egypt, Libya, Tunisia, Algeria, and Morocco
"most" sandniggers other than gulf arabs, actually, since a large percentage of the population in those NA countries live on the coast.
>>12765758
Jordanian, but no, and they haven't got a Mediterranean coast anyways isn't -ite used for Biblical tribes or some shit? like "Moabites"?

>>12765780
no, busy studying. just checked, but it doesn't exactly seem any worse, e.g. "sleep paralysis" isn't necessarily a symptom of anything. she sounds stressed and needs a good vacation. don't jump to conclusions without a more specific diagnosis. ANS dysfunction could be fuckin AIDS, or it could just be anxiety. chill.

>>12765929
Every country conquered by the roman is mediterranean to me expect the french and north europe

>>12764910
How did he even send you the WIP if the aggie's chat is closed?

>>12766280

>>12765567
Hate to necro this, but I do admit Korone is more “well-known” to the general public but that doesn’t entail a bigger event/numbers, as those people don’t really care for chuubas as much, and I doubt they would show up for such an event. Comparing this to Coco to where nearly everybody has an opinion on her/knows her who’s into vtubers/part of the scene, be it good or bad. did you see that one dude get pissed at me for saying Korone wouldn’t be as big as Coco? that wouldn’t have happened for anybody else. that’s all im going to say about the topic, hope things will be alright for korone.

>>12766280
>he isn't in the discord server

>>12765929
Syrian, then? I figured you were from a more stable country.

>>12766328
>handegg abusing his powers for himself
I see, I see...

>>12766482
anon I only went out of my way to relabel one country

>>12766603
It's called "getting contact information"...

>>12766737
Palestine isn't a real country, just like Taiwan isn't.
I support Israel like a good American.

>>12766826
The fact that this is the most Jewish thing I've ever heard in these threads is amazing.

>>12766862
Israel is the chosen land and it is disgusting that goyim boycott them. You know the only reason they had to relocate there is because they subject to the worst genocide in human history and nearly eradicated from Europe, right?

>>12766862
c'mon man

Ashkenazi is not a real Jew.

>>12767243
it even has the words 'ash' and 'nazi' in it. You cant get more obvious

>>12766826
Palestine is the legitimate Jewish people.

Free Palestine? I'll take two.

Stfu about politics you fucking annoying faggots

>>12767924
You have to pick a side.

>>12767924
I pick this guy's side

>>12767967
my dick up your ass

Don't worry, I gotchu.

STASIS IS FOR FAGS.
SPECTRAL BLADES IS VIABLE IN PVP.
ARCSTRIDER IS PEAK HUNTER GAMEPLAY.
BUFF BLADE BARRAGE.

>>12768007
>007
Jame Bond doesn't wanna hear about your politics

Why nasfaq hasn't got a Korohat? Koro is too good for this world... Also Ayamy hat pls.

>>12768043
how dare you summon me.
Hunters are a waste of space, go be useless somewhere else.

>>12768092
Look at this fag, only has 1 jump and a weaksauce hover.

i don’t care about politics, the only important thing is me getting that damn azki bow

>>12768092
I actually picked up Warlock recently and Dawnblade bottom tree is actually Fun. Too bad D2 is the type of game with enemies smart enough to look up.

>>12768092
>hurr durr hunters bad
Go back to slamming your head in a wall retard

>>12768135
>he thinks im a warlock
Titans have the best jump in the game retard. Go fail another parkour puzzle.
>>12768198
>bottom tree dawn user
fucking based.
>>12768224
I can't help be fucking correct you edgy twink.

>>12768198
BBB is that thou?

>>12768198
if you wanna be really obnoxious, try out bottom arc locke with the getaway artist arms, it makes blueberries so mad in crucible lmao

>>12768341
annoying rat.
Pair it with NTTE to be a gigafag.

A network

>>12768428
catalyst trav's chosen for more grenade and rift energy, never run out of souls

>>12768661
bread not here.... bread love!

>>12768160
>>12719577
>AzkiHat.png
>yeah that one's ready.

>>12768341
I mostly play PvE. I'm still a bit new to feel confident going into PvP reliably. Gambit is fun but I see why people hate it.
Arclock has been fun to mess around with as well. I have a mono-Arc E-Well setup using an Osmosis Legal Action II and a Trinity Ghoul. Middle Tree for more UNLIMITED POWERRRRRRR. It feels much smoother than my Dawnblade setup, but there's something special about jetpacking around the arena at a billion miles per hour.

>>12768280
Yes.

>>12768661
>That small green sliver on Choco
What crazy bastard is buying? She's up like double her normal price.

>>12768661
Can you make one for everyone that selling Koro

>>12768709
Bread is not some kinda of whore who sell oshi when she sees green

>>12768768
>that spoiler
as expected, BBB continues to be based as fuck.
>Osmosis
sorry I puked a little. seriously though osmosis is trash teir and does nothing for you. almost anything else is better.

>>12768934
>does nothing for you.
It's mainly a holdover because I have neglected the Kinetic slot. My first character, a Hunter, has Dead Man's Tale firmly lodged in that slot. The other weapons in my Hunter's Kinetic inventory? More DMTs with alternative rolls for specific scenarios.
The reason I went with Osmosis is because of Trinity Ghoul's catalyst effect that makes it shoot AoE lightning blasts after any Arc damage kill.

There are at least three different fucking YouTube channels that got streaming rights to "Mayday" Air Crash Investigation / Air Emergency (National Geographic Channel) / Air Disasters (Smithsonian Channel) / Mayday: Air Disaster (Weather Channel) on YouTube now. I've done fuck all for the past week. Send food.

>>12769104
if you were Canadian you'd have seen all of the episodes on TV already, it's a super old show

>>12769104

>>12769102
>he owns dmt
im not jealous you are.
Its not that hard to trigger trinity ghoul's effect on its own though. I feel having a special weapon in kinetic would do you better than a pulse rifle.

>>12768768
W bought 29
>>12768820
pic rel

>>12769288
>21 Seasons
>180 Episodes
>still being made
>1 hr running time
you watched all of them?! I'd seen maybe a dozen episodes before this, and am just barely recognizing and skipping the ones I remember seeing on the Weather Channel as a kid. Sounds like the same narrator.

>>12769323
I got into D2 BECAUSE of DMT plus the last couple of seasons of Apex shat themsleves, of course I own 4 of it. And Last Word although it's basically DMT lite now. Give it a fucking catalyst, Bungo.
Yeehaw.
I literally don't have my Kinetic weapon out 99% of the time when I'm playing Warlock. I have that Solar trace rifle for my Dawnblade build. Like I said, it's pretty much just slot filler since my Energy weapon is always an Exotic.

>>12769433
>all low value players who got baited
lmao

>>12770088
The strongest FUD is the truth.

>>12770088
Did my reps, checked /doog/, she really is going on a decently long hiatus. What is wrong with selling in this scenario?

>>12768768
>Yes
Hi

>>12770307
I don't like profiting out of this kind of situations so I'll just hold and wait

>>12770250
>>12770307
1) Stay Poor and Retarded
2) She's going to skyrocket tomorrow after the announcement stream is counted you're selling early retard.

>>12770454
>implying I don't have enough Koro to sell for several days straight and then rebuy my position bit-by-bit on hiatus
Stay poor, but unironically.
>>12770449
Fair.

>>12770088
I'll just sell down to 1200 and not touch Mr. Koro for a while, I love her too much to turn her into a profit, I'll hold forever

>>12770415
Hi, Risu.
Please stop jobbing in HFZ. You don't even have to do karaoke, just stop jobbing.

>>12769433
??

>>12770415
NASFAQ Vault of Glass when?

>>12770992
Organize it on the floor or something.

>>12770839
Not Risu, Ț̸̿h̴̕͜e̴̞̚ ̷̨͋V̶͕̚ơ̶̯i̶̚͜d̶̖̉

Hey this kusotori stream isnt that bad, Im actually enjo-
>lets sing some kpop
get me out of this hellhole.

>>12771478
>kiara-pop
the worst kind of pop

>been streaming for 80 minutes
>still needs 2.5k subs
This isn't even the first time she's done something like this, I'm convinced she sets herself up to fail so she can cry and milk simpbux

>>12771478
based kiara making the eggs crack

>>12771660
long karaoke streams are good though? if my oshi set a far away goal im not complaining

>>12772989
Especially since part of it is archived.

>>12772989
For most people sure; she averages 1k a day and I have no idea what she had before she started. Then again I don't really understand how endurance streams for subs work in the first place, it's an algorithm thing I guess? I can't imagine anyone seeing a channel they normally watch but didn't sub to and going "oh cool they want me to sub more than usual."

>>12774544
Karaoke goal streams usually do speed up the process of gaining the subs, probably due to it appearing the feed for longer with decent viewer numbers that might motivate subscribing more so than usual. I’ve seen a lot of channels gain subs faster doing a goal karaoke than not doing one.
Don’t know why it put that dude in a fit, but I guess since it’s Kiara everything she does is evil

I forgot about auctions again, fuck

>>12775767
Notifications would help if you didn't already have to be watching the window to see them

>>12775831
This.
Honk, make notifications customizable so they can stick longer or even make it so they can be pushed to desktop if you give the site permission.
It'd be useful to see "DickBoy69 bid [yourbid+1000) on [OshiHat]" as a desktop notification instead of letting him snipe me even if the cost is I can't snipe people anymore.

or just make it that every bid don't give +15mins. make it 1min per bid

>>12776165
>+1 min
What, you WANT people to get fucked because they forget to check back the exact minute it was supposed to end?

>>12776413
no, people forget auctions because it's too long, a quarter of an hour is fucking cancer. if it's just +1 min, that means i can watch it

>>12776413
that post was made by M

>>12776486
M YOU FRENCH BASTARD

Auctions is only about money laundering, who cares about notifications

>>12776486
M just fucking drag the auction, he doesn't even want the hat most of the times.

>>12776471
massive cope
but yes "people" need to stop making 24h+ auctions
fuck off

the best way is to penalize low ball bids on auctions with taxes/fees up to a threshold 50k. also could implement bid protection on long term auctions, i.e. bid 1mil at 24 hours to the end, if someone tries to bid at 15mins to the end they have to bid 1.25mil minimum as the next increment

>>12776670
wow. taxes again. how fun

>>12776670
>here's a new feature!
>let's prevent you from using it though

>>12776471
I kind of agree with you there. I just bid and just hope no one will snipe me. I tend to just get too focused on the things I'm doing that I forget that I extended a bid

>>12776670
>auctions already have a 5% per bid
>lets add more tax, that will fix it!
god, just add a 50% tax to the auction so that i will never touch it again, better to gacha rather than this tax cancer

>>12776758
i just think its stupid if you put a bid on something for a long time before anyone else, there is no “reward” for it, as a person can just snipe last second if you’re not there to constantly monitor it

>>12776670
>auctions already have taxes
>let's add more taxes!!
I swear you niggers are worse than fucking jews

>>12776728
>>12776797
>>12776958
it would only be during last 15 minutes of an auction, not a constant thing, it punishes/discourages people for doing low bid increments on auction

>>12776990
auction thats about to end**

>>12776894
nope, honk discouraged bidding at long ass auctions
>people can snipe
>you can only bid one item at a time
0 reason
>>12776990
i think you dont understand how ridicuoulos the 5%tax is, every 105k bid, you get taxed 5250, that is almost a coin,you think you are saving money when you bid 1k+?

the other solution instead of taxes would be to increase the minimum increment if the auction is being constantly sniped by low increments

>>12776990
Exactly, a 15 minutes push is still far too long. I have a low attention span, I either focus or waste my time on the bid just to get the item or I completely just forget it after 10 minutes of doing something else. 5 or 10 minutes I could remember, but 15 minutes would be me just forgetting it entirely.

>>12776990
>it would only be during last 15 minutes of an auction, not a constant thing, it punishes/discourages people for doing low bid increments on auction
>t. picrelated

>>12776670
Taxes are fucking stupid here's MY retarded idea
The smaller the increment you bid, the more tax you pay.
If you outbid by a small amount, you pay up to 20% fucking tax.
If you outbid by a larger amount, i.e. 20% of the last bid, you pay NO tax. Not even the current 5%.
So if person A places a bit of 1,000,000 on an item and Person B goes "lmao 1,001,000" or whatever the min increment is, they pay fucking 200k~ in tax.
If Person C then bid 1,250,000 because they're serious about the auction, they would pay $0 in tax.
This applies to initial bids as well.
Of course if you only want to go from say 1,000,000 to 1,100,000 you only pay like, 5% tax.

Why do you faggots want to pay MORE to auctions? The whole point of auctions is to pay the least amount of money you can get away with

reminder: auction at it's core is all about getting shit with the lowest amount possible, if you guys discourage lowballing, then it's much better for honk to kill auction and just add a marketplace

Just make an alarm on your phone for when the auction is about to expire
not so difficult retards

>>12777128
it seems stupid to have long auctions and those who bid on them earlier have no sort of protection imo, seems pointless to even allow long ass auctions if some random can just snipe with no issue down the line if you’re not there to monitor
for the second point, auctions were never meant to be profitable unless you got a “rarer” hat, or got people into a bidding war, especially since hats can sell for super low when compared to gacha prices it might take to get a hat.

>>12777431
you forget something, in auctions there are two people interacting, buyer and seller. long ass auctions are not for the bidder, it's for the seller. long exposure = higher chance of more money to be made

>>12777495
sure because it's not like this is a game you check once a day minimum???? fuck out of here, the only people posting auctions <8 hours are retards who can't read

>>12777385
>>12777393
the problem with low bids, and I think a lot of you fucking kikes aren't realizing this when you outbid me five times in a row with the lowest possible bid, is that THERE IS A 5% TAX ON EVERY SINGLE BID, REGARDLESS OF WHETHER OR NOT IT WINS.
EVERY TIME YOU OUTBID ME, YOU ARE PAYING A 5% TAX. It would actually probably cost you as much or less to bid a REAL amount.

>>12777393
there’s a difference between lowballing than just constantly bidding 1k increments until the other person isn’t there to monitor it
>>12777495
that last line just seems like absolute bullshit as you can set a long ass auction but a lot of people wont even bother until the timer is low. if a person wants money to be made they should try to goad people into a bidding war, instead of their item just sitting still doing nothing until the 4 hour mark

Why do I share this thread with cosmopolitan kikes?

>>12777495
I don't bid on long auctions.
There's a Fauna hat up right now with zero bids.
I plan to bid on it at some point, probably as it gets down about 1-2 hours on the timer. It was listed for like two days and NOBODY has bid on it, although I guarantee it will go for triple the initial bid once people finally do start bidding on it. Hell if anything though it'll go for less because people have spent a lot of their div money by now, it probably would have gotten better bids if it were listed for something like 6 hours.

>>12777581
stop outbidding my low bids then retard

>>12777581
On the long term I win. When you see the name of someone who only bids 1K, you're gonna give up because you'll think "oh fuck, I'm gonna be stuck here bidding for hours, fuck it" and let me have it.
This psychological harassment is so good that you're begging the devs to change the rules because you know you're about to crack.

>>12777708
Suck my cock

>>12777581
now do you see why it's stupid to add more taxes? it's already cancer with the 15mins+5%tax
>>12777606
>>12777672
i didn't stutter, it is bullshit because you are the BIDDER, it is SMART to bid in the last hour etc. that shit is BAD for the seller,

Towa is a whore

>>12777709
Not really, every time you bid 1k I just bid another 500k until I reach a price you're unwilling to bid at.
You are legitimately just an obnoxious prick who is buying themselves zero goodwill in the community. Nobody respects you, least of all yourself.

>>12777784
Keep wasting your money being mad, loser

>>12777777
Based and checked kenzocucks on a suicide watchlist

>>12777784
then this shit is not your problem, bid 500k then. nobody stopping you attention whore

>>12777777
let me fuck you you slut

>>12777774
>that shit is bad for the seller
it legitimately fucking isn't, Tako lists 2h most of the time and his shit goes for retarded amounts. Sometimes he lists rarer hats for like 6-8h for maximum exposure.
What, do you think there are people who don't log in for entire days who are going to see a hat that's been up for 3 days and go "wow, glad I caught that one before the timer ended!"
Long auctions don't benefit anyone, and honestly there should be a fee attached to creating an auction with a timer greater than 24h.

>>12777875
long auctions could benefit people if there was some sort of bid protection on long term bids

>>12777777
Twappi...

>>12777941
there is, just bid high enough

>>12777777
Based and checked

>>12777777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_sSOPBdfj8

>>12777777

>>12777875
retarded amount indeed
>luna crown
it's rare so it's expected, but apparently the rare hats are not what the auction composed of most of the time

>>12777777

>>12778019
ffs I missed the aqua crown as well, I need to set reminders on my phone for this faggotry because notification doesn't fucking work

The real fucked up thing about auctions is that you can't bid the same amount as the "minimum bid"

>>12777941
What the fuck kind of bid protection? Honestly this is such a retarded concept. What, the first person who bids just gets the item for free because they say it first? Legitimately stupid idea.
The reality is that there's no reason to bid on an auction early because all you do is invite other people to outbid you because the people bidding on this site have warped sadistic minds and it's virtual currency with no tangible impact (although there are plenty of real world sociopaths who false bid on items just to raise their prices which no intention of actually winning, same shit here) but the idea of "Oh you bid 12 hours early so you win the item" is equally retarded.

>>12777784
I feel like most 1k bidders are poorfags to whom a few thousand actually means something

>>12777777
Nasfaq is saved

>>12777777
Treblinka...

>>12778185
No I just want to fuck with whoever wants that item

>>12778019
2.2 mil for Luna is actually ridiculously low, the normal going rate is 5 million and Bread bid 11 million on one.
None of those Luna Hats were listed for more than like 8 hours, I'm pretty sure the 5m ones were listed for like 2 hours ignoring bid resets.

加藤純一最強!!

>>12778178
It would just require the bid to be above a certain percentage threshold for a long term bid, i.e. if I bid $500k on some item that sits for 24 hours, the next person has to bid $550k minimum or something along that line just to prevent extremely low bids

>>12778247
you are likely in the minority

>>12778260
then my point still stands, if more people seen that shit, then the price will go up
long ass auctions are a win for the seller for that slim chance of people bidding more

>>12778185
Not at all, they're just pricks. The real poorfags are fucking lunatics, they'll bid huge amounts of money for a single hat because they don't care anymore.

>>12778328
you're a retarded fucking boomer and there's no point even arguing with you when you're just plain wrong
go back to ebay

>>12778389
sure dumb fuck

>>12778300
no I do that as well if I'm going to be at the computer, bleeding people out with taxes is funny

>>12778449
Exhibit, low IQ/EQ sociopath

the auction needs an option for the seller to place a buyout price for the items so that a buyer willing to pay it can get the item instantly

>>12778484
t. poor and seething

>>12778515
Yeah might as well just add a buy-now option like every other AH so I can avoid dealing with these sociopaths

>>12778559
same thing essentially. Pay higher to get the item now, or bid to have a chance of getting the item cheaper

>>12778515
honk will not add that, for ms.honk, the point of auctions is not for people to get items with a reasonable price, it is to tax you to death

if folks still care about not losing money, just don't do gacha/auctions, like cypher? i only saw him use the auction house one time

>>12778636
>implying buy now won't have a 10% tax

>>12778746
I FUCKING HATE YOU HONK. there are other ways to sink money, not like this please

>>12778743
Just don't play the game bro, just be like BASED Cypher who literally just has a bot trade for him 24/7, wow Cypher is SO based, being a soulless automaton is BASED I love China

>>12778389
You have to be 18 or over to post on this website.

>>12778832
truth hurts eh

You know, I really love tomatoes, especially in hamburgers. I also love olives an onions.

>>12778976
don't derail the thread please. thank you

19th hourm enjoy, etc.

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This post marks the thread to start dying

>>12779210
>>12779213
>19:00:00

>>12779210
>>12779213
Phenomenal.

>>12779210
>>12779213
>19:00:00
>And we got the GET
NASFAQ is inclining, boys.

>>12777777
checked and kekked
>>12779210
>>12779213
>19:00:00

Is the website down?

>>12781310
It's working fine

>>12779213
>02:00:00

re: hats and auctions
1. M is a nigger
>bid protection
2. What a fucking faggot
>more taxes
3. Fucking kikes

The biggest problems with the auctions ARE the fucking taxes and the way the cooldown is setup.

First and foremost, in what fucking galaxy does the BIDDER pay a fee on an auction, let alone on a per bid basis? SELLERS pay fees.

M doesn't realize how much he's pissed away in taxes with his lowball pussy ass +$1000 bids. They are intentionally meant to inconvenience you and get you to give up and fuck off so he can get his cheap hat. Just bid an extra $10k for 1, maybe 2 bids, and then drop a +$100k on him and watch him fuck off.

The cooldown and the timer are both fucking broken. None of these scenarios should invoke the cooldown:
>bid on item A, attempt to bid on item B
>bid on item A, attempt to list item B
>bid on item A, Anon#2 bids on item A, attempt to bid on item A
meaning the cooldown itself has no reason whatsoever to exist unless it's to keep the server from self-immolating.

The +15min timer is also a UX nightmare. If you're the first bid on an item with 5 minutes left, it's because nobody fucking wanted it. Adding +15min just draws attention.

Last but not least, implement eBay's "shadow bid" system and watch the "problems" inherent to an online auction disappear.

I shouldn't have to explain how bidding on eBay works, and I don't know if it isn't on nasfaq because it is hard to implement, or because devs have never used it.

>Item is $1,000
>Bid $100,000
>Item is $1,000 - I am now high bidder
>M shows up with his faggot ass $5,000 bid
>Item is now $6,000 - I am still high bidder
>M bids $50,000
>Item is now $51,000 - I am still high bidder
>N bids $200,000
>Item is now $101,000 - N is high bidder
etc.

Sellers don't get short changed here, they still get the highest amount another Anon was willing to offer to pay. This can't/won't work if we can still bid on our own items, which shouldn't fucking be possible either. I understand having a penalty for cancelling an auction someone was already bidding on. Remove the obnoxious 50% cancellation fee for bidless auctions already. What the fuck were you thinking? Implement a flat listing fee of $1,000.

>>12781677
>bid 980k on an item
>time expires
>didn't win because someone else bid 1000k
>had no way of knowing I wouldn't win
no

>>12781806
>angry, stingy idiot
That's exactly what should happen.

>>12781677
>IP ban M
There, all of the current problems with Auctions have been fixed, might as well ban Rean too while you are at it

>>12781806
I forgot "sniper" and
>t. M

>>12781677
>He thinks i don't know how much i lost in taxes
I lost more money on stupid stuff like bets, why do you think i'll care about a couple million in tax?

>Game adds PvP
>They seethe because they suck at PvP

>ban Rean and M
Please do I'd like to go up two spots.

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 5,241,967, a 1.2% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 91,964. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 293,109 shares, or 5.59% of market volume.
>Civia currently has the lowest volume, at 13,726 shares, or 0.26% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 38):
>Mel :: +5.1%
>Haato :: +4.6%
>Botan & Shion & Sana :: +4.3%
>Flare :: +4%
>Aqua :: +3.8%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 19):
>Aki :: -5.1%
>Kanata & AZKi :: -3.1%
>Choco :: -2.7%
>Rushia & Luna :: -2.6%
>Ayamy & Nana :: -2.5%

14 coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $107,394.06, which is an increase of 0.41% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $70,144,713,908.66, which is an increase of 1.53% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $13,381.37. A total of 12 coins are above this average.
>Gura currently has the highest value, at $6,088,997,635.20 in total market value, or 8.68% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $91,087,742.93 in total market value, or 0.13% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 28):
>Aki :: +35.2%
>Luna :: +29.1%
>Aqua :: +25%
>Rushia & Gura :: +20.8%
>Haato :: +19.3%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 28):
>Flare :: -20.5%
>Hololive :: -19.6%
>Kiara :: -19%
>Noel :: -17.7%
>Towa :: -16.6%

1 coin (Coco) had a net 0% change in value today.
27 coins had a sub-5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $59,086,285, which is an increase of 1.87% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $65,998,899.67 today, a decrease of 44.60% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 19):
>Ayamy :: +5.7%
>Pekora :: +4.6%
>Ina'nis :: +3.7%
>Roboco :: +3.5%
>IRyS :: +3.2%
>Towa :: +2.3%
>Mio :: +2.2%
>Kiara :: +1.9%
>Haato :: +1.8%
>Suisei & Flare :: +1.7%

38 coins did not receive any Superchats today.

Today's Numbers Review brought to you by HOUR NINETEEN. We're not sure if it does anything, but fuck if it isn't important.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>12781929
my entire post was bait directed at the people making incredibly idiotic suggestions, why'd you bite, of all people? I personally enjoy your auction shenanigans

I guarantee you that if you could up bids by only $1 that M jew would fucking do it

>>12781944
This. Online auctions have worked the same for decades.

>>12781991
Of course he would he's shabbos as fuck

Guys I'm about to fail NNN, I need some pregnant hags.

>>12782089
eBay, YahooJP, all the big ones I've used have a similar "shadow" bid system. You're right, they have all worked the same for decades. nasfaq doesn't work that way in the slightest.
>>12782112
Sorry, this is the best I can do.

>>12782154
pretty sure that's optional, because last time I bid on both of these sites, the current highest bid was public. They even give you snipe buttons

>>12781991
I will. 100%. honk please add .1 bids + 30mins

>>12781984
if this is true then i fail as a human being. goodbye

Hello!
I come with a useless report for you!

Here are the holders of ranks 20, 50, 100, and 250 and those immediately above and below them!

We are once again nearing the end of the week! If you have a lot of liquid and want to spend that well, now might be a good time to start thinking about investments!
Remember to roll, supa, launder, and bid responsibly!

>>12782199
>because last time I bid on both of these sites, the current highest bid was public. They even give you snipe buttons
Tell me how I know you're full of shit and have never ever fucking used eBay?
https://www.ebay.com/help/buying/bidding/automatic-bidding?id=4014
There has never been a "snipe" button on eBay. Yahoo! JP does not have a "snipe" button either. The fucking proxy bidding service you're using was offering you sniping. eBay shows you a "current" bid - it is not the maximum the high bidder is willing to pay. That would defeat the purpose. Idiot.

>>12782112
>NNN
>>>/r/eddit

>>12782369
>We are once again nearing the end of the week!
It's Tuesday my man.

>>12782460
wank me

>>12782460
NASFAQ week ends on friday. We are over halfway there.

>>12782495
You'll have to bid on my auction, 2M minimum. I'm not some cheap whore.

>>12782524
Friday/Saturday, depending on your timezone I mean. The last chance of making any investments does end on Friday

>>12782551
>2M
You're a cheap whore, even cheaper than Ayame.

>>12782603
So is that a yes?

>>12782430
>>>>/r/eddit
>>>/m/yspace

Good evening /nasfaqg/, would anyone happen to know a good way to combine the name "(ma)Towa's Harem" with "Tower"? I can't really seem to think of one I like and thus I'd like to ask.
Have this picture of an unbuttoned Towa showing her armpits as compensation.

>>12782524
>NASFAQ week ends on friday
>>12782670
uh, you tried "(ma)Tower's Harem"?

>>12782747
I've considered that one but I'd like to maintain the "Towa" in the name.

>>12782773
(ma)Towa's Harem Tower

>>12782647
How much for full service?

>>12782747
divvies and the possibility to invest into coins that get you divvies are very impactful on the game cycle

>>12782804
I shall sit on this idea and think about it a bit more if I like it enough, thanks for the help.

>>12782839
whoosh

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>>12782773
(ma)Towaer's Harem

>>12782670
(ma)Towær's Harem

>>12782524
>>12782587
Technically the important part ends on Thursday, since Friday doesn't count for that week's dividends.

>>12782860
Im retarded and its 3 am pls andastad

>>12782866
>>12782874
I wasn't gonna go with the first one, but introducing the æ was revolutionary, I'll probably go with that, thanks.

>>12782889
But you can still keep buying on Friday, so for accumulating coins, Friday evening is the deadline

>>12782902

>>12782430
>>>>/r/eddit

>>12782830
Sorry, I'm saving my virginity for divorce.

>>12779213
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Tuesday, November 9th

who's baking bread? I am incapacitated.

>>12782407
automatic bidding still have the current highest bid out in the open, it's just a bot that rebids up to your max if you get outbid. You're doing the same in nasfaq but manually.
Can you tell me why "current price" is shown if the auction isn't showing you the current highest bid?
Why would you ever hide the highest bid from the public, that's how you get people to fight each other and increase the bid.

What do you guys have against Redditors? Half of our userbase is from Reddit.

>>12783217
this is true

>>12777777
*gasp*
>towa giving you her prices in her deep voice while squinting, with a cigarette bouncing on her lip

>>12783217
I dont trust anyone who thinks that saying "nigger" at all in ANY context is evil or unethical
this is out of principle to not trust retards

>>12783217
because i hate reddit
t. redditor

>>12783321
I would've gotten aroused from this if you just left out the cigarette part.

>>12783188
>Can you tell me why "current price" is shown if the auction isn't showing you the current highest bid?
Are you serious? Because "current price" =! "current high bidder's MAXIMUM bid"
https://www.ebay.com/help/buying/bidding/automatic-bidding?id=4014
https://www.jauce.com/blog/win-yahoo-japan-auction#:~:text=If%20you've%20used%20eBay%20before
and Yahoo!JP works exactly the same bloody way eBay does, that ￥2000 bid at the bottom is an automatic suggestion...

read either link

>>12783321
I would've gotten aroused from this if you described more about the cigarette and its interaction with towa's lips

ngl I'd like to smoka with Towa

>>12783705
https://streamable.com/wf10l7

>>12783321
im aroused

>>12783149
>>12779213
what a wonderful evening to return to.

>>12783762

>>12783434
That's still just a bot bidding on your behalf, the current highest bid is there in public, you just get auto-outbid by the other guy's bot if his bot is still allowed to. The current highest bid is out there in public.
It's the same with in person auction, you don't go behind the curtain and tell them the highest you're willing to be, you keep it in you head and raise until it gets reached. Are they "shadow auctions" just because you have a maximum bid in your head you will raise to?
>that ￥2000 bid at the bottom is an automatic suggestion
Now you're the one bullshitting, picrel.
And why would it even suggest to me to bid 2000 yen on a 1 yen auction with 0 bidders....

>>12783886
So you still haven't read either link, even more obviously have clearly never made a bid on either website, and are intentionally being misleading while implying that I've been. You've been bullshitting from the fucking start
The "automatic bot bidding on your behalf" is an intrinsic feature on both sites. It's not something you "opt" into. If you'd read either link, or ever placed a bid on either site, you'd know that the MAXIMUM bid is not shown to you, it defeats the entire purpose of automatic bidding!
>Now you're the one bullshitting, picrel.
>And why would it even suggest to me to bid 2000 yen on a 1 yen auction with 0 bidders....
picrel squared, why the fuck is it suggesting 2000 yen on an auction that has a price of 2345 yen and no bidders?
because it is still in fact a suggestion - a suggestion that you sign up for PayPay to get a 2000 yen discount, you fucking nigger
>comparing it to an in person auction
They aren't the same thing, and that's exactly the fucking point I am trying to make, and you are clearly missing. You bid what you want in person. in the open. You are at the auction until it ends. Some other fuck can't outbid you unless you decide "I won't pay more than that". nasfaq is set up as if it were in person, it isn't. That is the "problem" automatic bids solved. Decades ago.