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>Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO_aKKYxn4tvrqPjcTzZ6EQ>Twitter - https://twitter.com/ceresfauna>Current schedule - https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1455718418053668868 >Last thread - >>12605808 Reminder to hide, ignore, and do not interact with grasshoppers and their bait, saplings.
>>12691185I'm going to do my very best to engage with every single baitpost in these threads until you stop posting this dumb shit in the OP, sapling.
>>12682269Watame has improved a lot in being more proactive in terms of collabs, she's done a few with Kiara if I remember correctly and at least 1 with Mori.
>>12691880i hate how it's six pixels but i can still fucking see it
Is this what it feels like to have an oshi?
WHERE IS FAUNA I MISS HER UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>12693313Go learn how to use the ramp
I miss Fauna
>>12692942Yes and there are no refunds.
>>12694086I'm going to need to know where this came from
>>12694071I didn't ask for any of this shit I just wanted to see anime girls play video games
>>12694700You will grow into it Sapling.We all did.
Fauna is on the watchmojo thing.
>>12695986Top 10 funniest vtuber clips honorable mention.
>>12696008>it was the onlyfauns thing
How does this make you feel?
>>12699647Why would I care?She's happy she's in Hololive, and she's happy she's even close to 350k. If she's happy I'm happy. She can have 5 subscribers and I'll still be there supporting her.
>>12699647Nothing because I am not a numberfag retard
Does anyone have the mega with all the emotes?
>>12699647If she has a million saplings, then I am one of them.If she has ten saplings, then I am one of them.If she has only one sapling then that is me.If she has no saplings, then that means I am no longer on earth.If the world is against her, then I am against the world.
>>12699945I wanted to post this but it makes me cringe every fucking time without fail. Goddamn.
>>12699647Not so fast, ratman.
>>12699945if she has 7 saplings, then we have just enough for a game of mario kart
>>12700136I call dibs on last place because I'm fucking horrible at it.
>>12699647Meh, considering she was one of the sports festival hosts.
>>12699977I know the feel. I skipped over the entire first vtuber boom because I thought it was >cringe. It took a while until I realized that >cringe isn't actually a real thing and I could just enjoy whatever I wanted. No idea why I'm even telling you this but my point is, it's a goddamn pasta. Whether you're posting it to be ironic or you actually mean what it says, just do it. Nobody cares, nobody's even looking.The next thing I'm working on is saying our girl's name without feeling intense guilt.
/uuu/? More like /uwu/
>>12685036is that a champions of fire reference ?
>>12701439how fun would that be
>>12701439god i hope so, you're making me reminisce about that hilarious announcer.
>>12701831>>12701913i stopped watching NLSS ages ago, but that period in time was fucking great.
[Youtube News] The Autumn ASMR stream is still fucked up.
>>12703659dark souls invasions followed by 3 minutes of ads and trivia...
Friends, over the past weeks, I've spent hours upon hours researching. Only now do I have the courage to share that I have made a shocking discovery. At this point, I'm at least 90% sure that Fauna is very cute.
>>12709791it took you hours upon hours of research to find that out anon?
>>12709791Do your reps anon.It took me just a few seconds to find that out.
>>12710204>>12710328You can never be too sure.
17 more hours
>>12703659I knew that her "im going to become the joker" references sounded familiar...
Still no member stream playlist?I hope she creates one soon..
>>12714205She doesn't need to create one for you to see it, youtube does it automatically.https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOO_aKKYxn4tvrqPjcTzZ6EQ
>>12699647>How does this make you feel?It makes me glad that Sana is in the council, Fauna is never going to be the dead last, just the second last.
>>12715335Wait what?She's my first member so I don't know anything.Where do you access that?
>>12715424She can add it as a playlist to her channel page if she wants. But you can find it for any channel because the url always follows the same pattern. The id of the playlist is the channel id with UC replaced with UUMO at the start.
>>12715424It's like >>12716194 said, but personally I use a script that does it for me.https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/423403-%E5%A2%9E%E5%8A%A0%E6%9C%83%E9%99%90%E6%B8%85%E5%96%AE%E5%88%86%E9%A0%81%E9%80%A3%E7%B5%90It adds a members only tab to the channel page, which sends you to the playlist.
>>12716283Thanks for the script anon!
>>12716194>>12716283Aah. I see. Thank you for this information. Appreciate it sapling.
>>12701671Hero thank you
>>12717631>hundreds of dollars in superchats surrounding a $4 rental for A Goofy MovieWhy is this so funny
>>12718229At least it's a good movie.
>said saplings are comfy and wholesomeIt may not be directed at our generals but damn it feels good that we kept this nice comfy vibe here.
>>12719292Who said that?
>>12719580Fauna. She was happy that she could read her chat without idiots being retarded and flaming her for no reason like they usually tend to do to streamers. She's really appreciative of her community as a whole.
>>12719580Not exactly how the other anon said.She just said she loves her community.It's wholesome and supportive that shes not afraid.
>>12719292I think it was more that one superchat she read with the yab name which resulted in her having to edit the stream.
I know I'm probably jinxing it but I'm shocked the drawing hasn't leaked
>>12719699What?I was talking about when she was being thankful again and said the community is nice.It was said in the members stream.
>>12719835I don't like to assume. Would be schizo-ish
Excited for them to collab again
>>12720861Just got promoted, thanks.
After giving the Halloween ASMR a listen i couldn't help but feel like instead of Fauna acting like a yandere, she was acting the devouring mother archetype.The kind of mother who would rather keep you in her basement fullfilling all your needs, than to let you grow up and live an adults life.Now that's terrifying thought, i suppose fitting for Halloween.
>>12721024what does this say about me that Fauna is my oshi yet my mom was literally the same way with me
>>12721822You want to bang your mom.
>>12721995But I hate my mom.
>>12722326The subconscious mind works in mysterious ways.In fauna you find the opposite of what your real mother offered, which as an adult, a wife would deliver. She is the mother that turns into lover.Want to get deep into it? Go read: "The Great Mother by Erich Neumann"
Did anyone here get into any fall guys matches last nigh??
>>12723116I did but I'm horrid at this game.
>>12723116I got in but was eliminated in the first round. First time playing the game
8 hours and 44 minutes until ASMR....
>>12723116I did and grabbed her
>>12723116I joined every third round. Ended up in a few finals. The extreme fall guys one was intense.
>>12723116I tried twice and got in both time.Haven't played the game since release tho so I got destroyed...
>>12723116I did but I'm ass at platformers so I just watched her stream after dying
>>12723116Yeah. Gonna show this to our kids one day
https://youtu.be/J5_lUTvBAScreminder to work out and stay healthy for Fauna!
>>12725287unironically been eating more veggies and lifting heavier since Fauna's debut. Feels good, sapbros
>>12725382I started working out again and have been taking better care of myself because of her. An oshi is a powerful thing.Now if only I could find motivation to do my jp reps again...
>>12717631First person you linked, yes. It was 1300 though, not 1400 after I actually put everything together.>>12718229I was at work and hankering for a nostalgia hit. Happens from time to time. Was too lazy to edit it out like I did the other stuff I rented.
>>12725287Guess i could start working out if she will reward me like that.
>>12725287Reminder that a healthy weight is 100% diet
>>12725767On a water fast and a NNN dopamine fast too for the rest of the month.We are all gonna make it.
your oishi watches BALD CANADIAN MEN
>>12726344Man, a lot of that fandom just transferred over to Vtubers, huh?
>>12723116I did. I was an axolotl. I was doing pretty well, then she bumped into me in Roll Out and I got flustered and lost focus and slipped right off.
Seems like a decent number of her members are >here
>>12691937Yeah Watame has pushed herself to take the lead in putting together collabs. She talked about another coming up soon, but I'm not sure if Fauna is in it or not. I assume no, since I think she wanted to get IRyS in it as well and I don't think they've talked yet. Fauna and the sheep did speak together on Discord at least, so just need to wait on more details.
A yuru camp watch along with mumei and the kronster would be amazing
>>12727385I'd rather not sit through it a 3rd fucking time.
>>12727385I want any collab with the three of them, really.
>>12725767This is true, but a healthy weight doesn't automatically mean good health. Gotta get have good nutrition, and make sure your heart/body is healthy by working out! Also getting big feels nice
>>12727583>This is true, but a healthy weight doesn't automatically mean good health.Definitely, a lot of holos are thin, but have abysmal fitness. Some of them get winded just from walking around the house. Hikki women who spend all day either sitting or sleeping while relying on Ubereats for all of their meals aren't exactly healthy, turns out.
Still guffawing over Green Lamy forgetting the name of Asagi's ``other vtuber daughter''.
>>12727749And yet they have the highest life expectancy in the world. Health and fitness are not interchangeable.
>>12727919Not even trying to be mean but... literally who?Is there any reason I would know about her other than being Asagi's other vtuber daughter?
>>12727919Eh, it's not like Ema is huge. And I wouldn't pay attention to anyone who almost always plays Apex either. >>12727969She's a VSPO so no, you wouldn't know about her. He's pretending you're actually supposed to seriously care about "siblings".
>>12727957I didn't know the average japanese woman is a hikki streamer.
>>12728114Consider yourself educated
>>12727969Maybe hypothetically if you were also Asagi's daughter and browsed her tweets enough to bring it up on stream how much she tweets about another girl you might reasonably expect to know who she is
>>12728252While the actual username says it in english the display name is completely japanese and you can gloss over it enough to not have the name stick in your head.
>>12728289Anon are you seriously trying to anti Fauna because she doesn't interact with her "siblings?"
>>12728479Can't wait to ignore the women in my house and listen to an internet lady brush my hair.
>>12726283>I watch bald canadian menWE ARE
>>12728479Bald people don't look
>>12728607Did you quote the wrong person? I was giving a reason why she could've not remembered. I don't actually care that she doesn't give a fuck about Ema because I actually don't give a fuck about that apex playing shitter.
>>12728607>>12729150Don't let him off the hook melposter he's trying to confuse you. We deal with this schizo every day
>>12725287>>12725382I watched her debut at the gym lol, had it playing the whole time and would watch between sets
>>12729213I have no mouth and I must miss Fauna...
>>12729198Anon what the fuck are you talking about? I'm the one who fucking posted >>12727990.
>>12727969Her drawings have a lot of soul
>>12729311Stop trying to gaslight him
>>12691880FUCKI can see it... UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>12726283>oishikekalsoI watch balding Canadian men.What about it?
>>12731578They keep their scalps cool.
Just a little over 3 and a half hours till we can see her again. I’ve missed her so much.
i love her so much
So how much crossover is there between Yukimin, Saplings, and Watamates?
>>12733901im a chumbud sapling = w=
>>12733901im a teamate sapling = m=
>>12733901Merakyat sapling here.
>>12733901Lamy is my JP oshi. I like her more overall but I think I've SC'd Fauna at a faster pace since I can catch more of her streams live (~$400 so far). I haven't watched Watame much at all.
>>12726283So you're saying there's a chance
>>12733901Kenzoku sapling here ò w ó
>>12733901Post your memberships cowards
>>12737161Why the fuck did you member three different channels with three different currencies...Am I missing something here?
>>12737161Here, now I need answers to this anon, I'm confused >>12737222
>>12737508Don't ask why. Ask why not.
>>12737161I’m poor so I can’t afford any memberships but when I’ll get a job again I’ll join a few
>>12737161Any day 1 members ?
Since we are doing this...
>>12738702Why is one of them $1 more expensive?Comes with extra milk and cream?
>>12738769Thats just what she set it at, no idea why.
>>12738981I really hope you ars nigs are actually Argentinian.
>>12738981>ARSShooo, shooooooEven Fauna would think you are disgusting.
>>12738981How dare you manipulate two wildly successful corporations to pay a few dollars less
>>12739024Very close.>>12739059>>12739158I'm just a simple student poorfag, no bully.
>>12729402Holy shit, she's better than me.
That retard who keeps superchatting Fauna Doko when she's not even late yet is absolutely infuriating.
I MISS HER
>>12740456But where is she though
>>12740549Is it normal for ASMR mics to run on batteries? I thought they'd be powered over whatever interface they use, like 3.5mm or USB.
I MISS FAUNA
>>12740615I don't know much about them but she's mentioned the batteries in it before when tweaking the sound for it
>>12740615Probably bought the battery variant for more creative freedom.Like submerge it in water or put it in some special secret place.
I wonder if she'll turn this into a normal chatting/sc reading stream in this case
>>12740615All condenser microphones need phantom power. She has mentioned that she doesn't have a real audio setup so that's might be why she's using batteries. Although iirc, the 3Dio might only accept batteries anyway
>>12740806I will happily take any kind of Fauna stream
>15 minutes late
>ASMR Machine Broke :( Chatting quietly:(
That's the fucking last straw. I can't believe this girl can't just go to the store and get batteries. I guess she just needs a husband. If no one else feels like it, I guess I'll have to do it.
>>12741118No need, I'm already her husband. I even have her batteries, which happens to be in this soul gem-shaped package for some reason.
https://youtu.be/08jSEDnDxOAfuana should steal haachama's bgm, I had it running rn and it sounds good with her voice
Not a regular sapling but I was sucked in by her yandere ASMR for Halloween, it was incredibleHas she sad anything about more yandere stuff in the future?
>>12741287She has said she will do more scripted stuff like that in the future.
Fauna sounds like Muttley from Wacky Races when she giggles
I love Faufau
is it just me or does she have amazing tits?
Fauna used to hatch Chao eggs by throwing them at the wall too.. Shes perfect....
How fertile is Fauna? If I shoot my baby batter into her just once, what are the chances of her having octuplets?
An actual Sonic '06 and Kingdom Hearts comparison it's been actual years since I heard that lmaoI love this kirin
>>12741904Very amazing. I usually get too distracted staring at them to think about what she's saying to me.
>>12741904Yes, I consider them the best in Hololive and arguably the best illustration of tits ever made
I wish Fauna would play me to completion
>>12742060whats your top 5?
>>12741904Absolutely. It's a shame she probably hates them.
>>12742135Is that a rrat squeaking I hear?
>>12742208Not really, but if you know anything about her at all you'll know she didn't even like her old model because she felt it wasn't "cute" enough for her. If you know anything about her at all it's a pretty easy assumption, Fauna's model is literally the opposite of all of her tastes.
and here comes the roomate fag
>>12742257Imagine only caring about the Holo image and not the actual person behind it, have fun not giving a shit about the people you watch.
Roommate in the Shell
The only good thing about the DR anime was the OP.
>>12742322Retard: the post
>>12742236She bragged plenty of times about her thighs and chest but it’s okay I wouldn’t expect a roommatenigger to actually watch streams
stfu fauna is on the telly
Are the Danganronpa games pretty good? I've always thought about getting them, but I've never really had the push to give them a try.
I wish meidos were more aggressive banning roommateposting. The ones who care about roommate shit because they love the person will find them anyway, the roommate posters on here just breed garbage rrats and drama.
>>12742421They are decent. I've only played the first two but I enjoyed them a good bit.
>>12742421I only played the first one but it was pretty enjoyable.
>>12742421Just play Ace Attorney, it's much much better. And if you've already played all of Ace Attorney play Ghost Trick. And if you've already played Ghost Trick play the Zero Escape series. And if you've already played Zero Escape play AI The Somnium Files.
I wish meidos were more aggressive banning complaining about 4chan (its policies, moderation, etc) on the imageboards.
I'm in love with Fauna.
Sorry about that I called in Reine's PMC to raid the doxxniggers.
>>12742388I wouldn't expect a Holonigger to actually know someone in two months more than an actual stream watcher and real fan knows after two years of real, unfiltered not Hololive streaming. You didn't give a shit about her whilst she was indie and when she leaves Hololive to go back to Biochemistry you will not care about her either. You literally know nothing about her.
>>12742421They’re pretty fun, just don’t take them too seriously
>>12742592What is this cringe lmao
>>127421215. Mona Lisa4. Liberty leading the people3. Mine Fujiko (2012 anime)2. Venus de Milo1. Ceres Fauna
Of course she'd like Monika
Wow I have the same keyboard as fauna
I have the same keyboard!!WE ARE!!
Imagine not using MX Reds
Fauna using me as a pen uuuuu
>School days referenceShe's really into yandere huh
Fauna should put the sharpie up her pooper!
What is she doing with the sharpie?
I love her cute little giggles after every sentence so much you guys...
>>12743772Imagine laying in bed with her and quietly talking before you sleep.. hearing her cute giggles as you look into each other's eyes...UUUUUUUUUUU
>This video is private.
>privateI'm never having dinner again
>>12743963Permanent marker people ruined it.
I can't believe she took all our battery funds and bolted
>>12743963>>12743974Fucking why? I missed half of it and wanted to watch the rest
why is this stupid tree so self conscious?
what happened now?
>>12744008I was gone for ten minutes the fuck happenedAlso I'm retare wdym by that
>>12744154Nothing really, it was just a bit scuffed. She'll probably put it back up after editing.
i left the stream for 5 minutes to grab some snacks what the hell happened
I hope she just cuts that part out if she feels it's too yab (which it really isn't) but knowing her she won't make it public because of scuff. Which is a shame since it was still entertaining.
>>12744154Nothing really. She got embarrassed towards the end because greys decided to act like the sound of her uncapping a marker was her farting.I think she was just overall not satisfied enough with the stream to call it ASMR tho, would probably have been privated anyway.
>>12744172i think she was just overall embarrassed by the circumstances of no asmr mic. she's wants the best for her streams, but it was a nice stream honestly
>>12744195>>12744215did you guys get tingles? i've been immune for a while but I put her asmr on to relax and sleep
Faufau is such a perfectionist, though I guess even with the chat being dumb she might have privated it anyway. Despite the scuff it was nice hearing her again.
>>12744383It wasn't actual ASMR
I'm making a mega with the VOD right now
>>12744455bless your roots, based sapling
It was nice hearing her rant about shit like SA2 Chao Garden
I'm thinking it was probably extra embarrassing for her since after the scuffed situation surrounding the whole stream, she was actually having a bit of fun experimenting and messing around towards the end and chat made it weird in a way she wasn't expecting and greys especially kept pushing it longer than remotely necessary or even funny at all past her original response to chat's reaction. She seemed to be in an okay mood about the scuff before that and just rolling with it, and that just turned that around on her so I can get the embarrassment.
All this privating is unintentionally building a FOMO culture, makes being a Sapling more stress than it needs to be.
So fauna brapped on stream?
>>12744633No, greyfags ruined everything
I JUST CAME HOME FROM WAGESLAVINGWHY IS THE STREAM PRIVATEI MISS FAUFAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>12744550That's honestly the worst part about EN chats if you compare it to JP holos. People just like to parrot shit. It's almost always gray names too
I miss Fauna....
Looks like we have another light week ahead of us. Not really complaining but I hope she's not really demoralized with some streams getting being more scuffed than usual. She'll definitely come out stronger for it.
>>12744455https://mega.nz/file/InAT0K6D#MApslU64CSs3j4fBNDZ64Vv9xOwSxlJKBIF9B4VOEsESorry for the wait, my upload speed is shit.
Man that was a kino stream. I had to leave halfway through but her talking about Danganronpa and stuff made me unreasonably happy.
>listening to one of her old archived ASMRs>get to the part where she starts blowing into your ears>skin tingles like i've just recieved an electric shockjeez they weren't lying about that ASMR stuff huh
>>12747265Cherish it. I've been desensitized.
good night saplings do not let the grasshoppers bite
>>12748837Don't tell me what to do fag
>>12748837i will not thanks faufau
>>12748837I love you fauna! Sleep well!
>>12744455>>12746042Thank you based sapling.
>>12746042Thank you fellow Sapling. I missed the last 30 minutes because of my pesky client.
>greys bullying fauna for some schizo auditory hallucination.This is why we cant have nice things.
wtf fauna is utterly adorable
>>12742768>Mine Fujiko (2012 anime)man, The Woman Called Fujiko Mine is such kino. I really hope it gets a 4th movie.
>>12753409Cute, this looks like fauna lol
>>12753596there was a flower but it gets filtered out. :(i was trying to make one with the hair hanging down but it wasn't working out⸅( •‿ヽ)⸄
>>12753718Aww that's unfortunate that would've made it much cuter ;~; , it sucks that 4chan doesn't accept some characters
>>12753409>Fauna is sleeping>False, this Goddess is deceased
i don't miss fauna
Can you faggots stop clamoring for Mori to collab with fauna already. We heard you the first time, you don’t need to keep posting it every time.
>>12747265>>12748316do i need 2000$ headphones to feel a tingle. i dont feel shite
>>12754165Most people don't feel it. It's been theorized to be connected to synaesthesia, but there's not a lot of research.
>>12754165the way i understand it is, if you don't feel it you dont' feel it and probably never will, might depend or need a different trigger but i don't think there's much you can do about it.i dont' get the asmr tingles either.
>>12754165I feel it with my 10$ earphone, although I've always shut out all my senses when listening.
>>12754165>>12754246As far as I'm aware there's a genetic factor in whether you feel it or not.I personally get it really strongly and even get a pleasant feeling all of the way down the right side of my back in response to certain ASMR.
>>12727969>Is there any reason I would know about her other than being Asagi's other vtuber daughter?Not really, she is cute though.She's good at zatsudans. I've watched a couple of her streams where she talks. Clumsy, semi-shy vibe.
>>12754165lolnoI first noticed it would be triggered by women who came to read to my class in elementary school. High-pitched, soft, scratchy voices would make my spine shiver before I even hit puberty (and before ASMR was a term).The only thing that gets me going these days is ear-to-ear whispering. It seems to perfectly trigger the shiver when my brain can be tricked into thinking a woman is breathing down my neck.
>>12756633I kinda like her. Cute and chill. If not for Vspo apex autism, I'd fully invested on her.
I really do truly hope the past few scuffs haven't gotten to her. I know she had plenty of fun with the Sports Festival and the Members Only Fall Guys stream.
I really do hope my fellow saplings stop concernfagging sooner rather than later.
>>12759600Yeah I deserved that.
Was her stream from yesterday unarchived?
>>12760760It wasn't meant to be but it was too scuffed for her so she privated it.