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>>12531724FUCK RED TEAM. YOU GUYS ARE GOING DOWN!
>>12531724She just wants to look nice She's actually a snake
i'm going to shit on all of my oshi's opponents and get banned from all of their channels, just like a high school athlete's father gets kicked out of a game for heckling the other team.
>>12531724RED TEAM OBLITERATE
>>12531724last person i want to hear that from
>>12532738go anon go!
>>12532738Do it while drunk too. That's the ultimate dad move.
>>12532280FUCK YOU, YOU TURDS ARE GONNA GET CREAMED
>>12531724So I put the losers up for adoption? Got it.
>>12532280THE LOSERS SHOULD DIE IRL LIKE IN SQUID GAME.
>>12533057FUCK THE REDSKINS!
>>12531724>like a father watches their childSo I don't come to any of their events because I'm too busy passed out in the backyard after drinking myself into a coma for the 4th time that week even after I promised I'd be there, and only coming by at 9 fucking PM when the event happened at noon and school has been over for 6 hours and I've had to wait outside in the blistering heat and I finished my water bottle 3 hours ago and have been dying of thirst and almost passed out from heat exhaustion when finally pulls up and nearly rear ends one of the few remaining cars in the parking lot because he's still not fully sober and then yells at me for making him take time out of his oh so busy day to bring his kid back from fucking school?
>>12531724vt schizos are gonna be like those brawling parents at little league games
>like how a father would watch their childI get it, I'd be late for the third time because I'm too pressured to not take a break at my job, making my wife, child and dog upset before I get involved in some sort of adventure that makes me realise at the end that my kid's childhood is too precious to be wasted not making meaningful memories. Yeah I can do that.
>>12531724i dont think anyone is invested enough in this to take sides but this a cute way to get people to skip i guess
FUCK TEAM WHITE
>>12531724Reminder that tribalism is okay as long as everyone's having fun aside from the loser a.k.a. team white
>>12531724CAM ON, KICK THE BLOODY BALL, MIKO
>>12531724You see Migo, my secret it I probably won't watch it cause shit's at like 6am my time.
Ill just cut out the middle and not any watch any of that trash.Each viewpoint is going to be 8 screeching bitches talking over each other, then we'll get the all at once discord call and everyone will go deaf.
THE PRIDE OF JAPANGO RED TEAM GO
>>12534276DONTA USU ZA UGLY FACE PICTURE PUREASE
KILL RED TEAM
>>12532280AAAAAAA FUCK YOU NIGGER, MY DAUGHTER'S TEAM IS GONNA STOMP
>>12534266Fuck yeah, I love making my tinnitus worse by listening to screeching bitches!
>>12531724White team better win or I'm going to be forced to rough up my cute daughter's face later that night
>>12532738My favorite drunk high school sports dad was the guy at soccer games that would scream stuff like "KILL THEM!", "DESTROY THAT ASSHOLE!", etc. at his son in Spanish because he was the only adult on our side of the field that could understand it.
>>12531724>I want you guys to watch them like how a father would watch their childI want to fuck all of my daughter's friends so badly
>>12532280YOUR DAUGHTER IS A WHORE, MY DAUGHTER WILL MOP THE FLOOR WITH YOUR WHORE
>>12531724She only says this because she knows that her team will lose
>>12531724Reminder that the girls who lose this will be mentally devastated, lose all self-esteem and end up getting pregnant before graduating.
>>12532459Fuck off Pekora
>>12533229Come around to Belmond's streams so you can have a replacement father...
>>12536979>he doesn't remember Pekora's breakdown after that one Fall Guys thing
>>12537074Can't it's been too long and the trauma has cemented itself in my psyche and fucked up my perception of other dudes too deeplyI was too inherently aggressive to want to become a women because of that so that rage just makes me cold towards all other men instead. It's a mind worm that's impossible to fix at this point
>>12537474You became /u/?
>>12532280BASED. WHITE POWER!
>>12531724That's right Miko, fuck the whites who say otherwise. i hope they lose and die.
>>12539592No, I don't do ships either. I'm extremely possessive over the women in my life although I usually don't show it publicly. I'm NO MALES and the girls must be heterosexual.
>>12533171THAT'S SAO RETARDCHAMA!!!!!!!!
>>12531724So she wants viewers to act like incestuous drunks who shout a lot, and make highly inappropriate/sexually charged comments about their daughterfu's body in front of all her friends. Migo doesn't understand the implied implications of what she's saying, as she's never met a real western man in her life.
>>12533057ALL CRACKERS ARE LETHAL ATTACKERS>>12533228BETTER DEAD THAN RED
>>12531724>I want you guys to watch them like how a father would watch their childBring up a camera to take pictures of dumb kids beating the shit out of each other? I'm game.
>>12533996>team white>losingTeam red is fucked. Most of the minecraft autists are in team white
You know that the team where Aqua is gonna win no matter what. Rigged from the start, and you fags act all excited, pathetic.
>>12531724KILL ALL WHITESRED LIVES MATTER
>>12541185Go to therapy and if you make excuses then boo hoo, I have no sympathy for someone who refuses to try and help themselves.
>>12531724Yo, where's the betting pool?
>Redfags are seethingYOU LOVE TO SEE IT
How can there actually be Red C fans? Like, legitimately. Are you just posting support ironically, for fun? The team contains literally all the worst people in Hololive, all that's missing is Mori
>>12531724Team Red has the two most powerful Holos why the fuck would anyone choose white?
>>12533229You wanna talk about it, Anon ?
>>12542370Been to therapy, 5 different therapists over 4 years, I ended up making one of them cry and they left a message saying they'd no longer be qccepting me as a patientAfter almost $6000 down the drain and like a cumulative 200 hours spent for literally no benefit I'm done letting people gaslight me. You have a problem with me we'll sort it out like people usually do.
>>12543281>we'll sort it out like people usually doOr we can just call you a faggot.
>>12542759>why the fuck would anyone choose white?Because they are racist
>>12531724shirochi-mu lezgoooooooooakachi-mu trash
>>12534824When I was in school I screamed that stuff in English and everyone could understand it.
>>12543281I agree therapists are mostly scammers. Did you ever get a male therapist?
>>12542673what's wrong with red c?
MY OSHI IS STRONGEST AND IS GONNA BEAT YOUR OSHI OR ELSE I WILL FUCK UP YOUR GENERALS
>>12531724Children can't drink though.
>>12534824>assimilating to american culture by being a drunk asshole at a children's sports gameAhhhh, freedom.
>>12542673I thought I saw Mori with a red name. Did it get switched?
>>12537474>his dad was a drunk therefore he can't have male friends>he thinks other people are the problem
>>12536477Hags are too old.>>12536979Aqua is afraid of penises.
>>12541896She's made jokes about daddies being drunk before.
>>12533228They are called the DC Sportsball Team now.
>>12532459confirmed never watched Miko
>>12531724I expect my oshii to commit naked dogezawa if she loses
whites are self hating pussy i'm worried they'd apologize for even trying to win
KAM ON RED SKORR SUM FAKKIN POINTS
>>12534897Are you over 30?
>>12532738A real dad you would jump onto the field and punch the ref for "a bad call" or another player on your daughter's own team so she could get reps in or because they were drunk.
>>12532738based, my friends dad always shat on the other team at football games in elementary. Usually he had to leave
Aka team? More like Baka Team!
>>12548376almost a wizard
>>12531724If Korone doesn't win every event I'm going to chuck piss bottles out my window at pedestrians
RED TEAM KILL
well miko, this would work IF THE WHITE TEAM WERENT UTTER MONGOLOIDSRED TEAM WILL WIN AND DESTROY THOSE WHORES SO THE LAND WILL BE PURE AGAIN
>>12541185sounds like a real catch
>>12531724KICK THEIR ASSI DIDNT RAISE A LOSER
>>12532280I'M GOING TO RAPE YOUR DAUGHTER
>>12531724you can count on me miko
The real toxicity won't be Red vs White, it'll be the fans of the losing team's best players vs the losing team's worst players
>>12531724haha, yeah, but Fauna has been speedrunning by some time nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0avi_0MPPt0
>sports festival>in minecraftwho the fuck thought of this shit?oh look at my athletic skill... of pushing buttons and moving a mouse
>>12543281I recommend cyanide
>>12543281Tried helping yourself? Psychotherapists nowadays mainly use cognitive-behavioural therapy which is basically "make a statement that causes you discomfort right now - try to evaluate its validity as fairly as possible right now - move on to the next statement". Worked so much better than most of the psychoanalysis and antidepressants at the time of discovery.
>>12545960Confirmed sucks dick every day
>>12562352Are you autistic?
>>12562352I agree, they should have a track & field tournament in mo-cap suits.
She wants us to hit the girls?https://asia.nikkei.com/Opinion/Japanese-parents-and-sports-coaches-need-to-stop-hitting-children