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A thread for the discussion for the Combative Carmenta, herself, Mori Calliope, and the members of her extended universe.

>> No.12421208
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>You will never be Mori’s little brother.
>you will never grow up with Mori in the same house.
>Mori will never use you, her little brother, as a substitute boyfriend to know the boyfriend experience.
>you will never cross the line between brother and sister with Mori and have sex.
>You will never move to rural area to raise your child with Mori in peace.
Why are we even here? Just to suffer?

>> No.12421274

First post best post.

>> No.12421292
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>> No.12421325

>You will never violently remove Mori's panties and lick her delicious ass
Why live

>> No.12421544

Mori Love!

>> No.12421586
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>> No.12421589

I'd call it desperate for attention but I'm also mean.
Given that she has a pretty light schedule with the reasoning of focusing on studying, I think it was japanese, turning up for a significant amount of time on Mori's stream wouldn't be the best look.
Schedule doko, but yeah pretty likely if she doesn't have a stream tomorrow.
>NA Council
I don't see Kronii or Fauna calling in to be honest. And Mumei is about as likely as Kiara given her being busy with studying.
Also unlikely given how she specifically made this week extremely light to focus on other projects
Coin toss
Heavily depends, it's a break day and she already showed up for the last one, but it's at a pretty decent time for her

>> No.12421667

She's my Mori, and I'll always remember her.

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>> No.12421723

reaper chest... erotic... reaper chest and shinitummy... erotic... ToT

>> No.12421951

I've begun to cry deadbeats.

I miss her

I miss my Mori

>> No.12422002

Have you thought of seeking help in therapy or taking your meds?

>> No.12422037

I threw meds away

>> No.12422053

I'm calling Nurse Mori.

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>> No.12422139

I'm watching mori play omori

>> No.12422189

a great series of streams

>> No.12422280

I'm going to watch Mori sleep through my hidden cameras.

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>> No.12422783

All the other 10 members of EN will join. Screencap this.

>> No.12422987

I was under the impression she had a chainsaw-hand mod like Ash from Evil Dead?

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thats what i assumed too but the fanart is good either way

>> No.12423256
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You all were incredibly horny last thread. And not in a good way.

>> No.12423401

You don't get to judge. Unless you're Mori. Nah, not even then.

>> No.12423402

>We were horny last thread
>There's a JK stream later tonight
We'll fucking do it again ! But in a good way this time, hopefully. Drawbeats, you know what to do.

>> No.12423480
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Lets make this thread go ghost then.

>> No.12423492

I'm watching someone play Ghost of Tsushima right now and it hurts knowing that Mori will never be able to play it onstream

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>> No.12423579

What is being horny for mori in a good way?

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>> No.12423735

>Just a reminder you are gay if you think of Calli as anything besides your Bro.
I'm gay as fuck bros! Let's goooooo!

>> No.12423969

>Just a reminder you are gay if you think of calli as anything besides your bro
Well then, I'm the biggest fucking faggot you've ever seen.

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Imagine if they met during their teen years

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Listen to some real electroswing j-rap alongside the kiddie stuff

>> No.12424146

Why? It's a horrible streaming game (great gameplay-wise though) and wouldn't make for a very good series. Add in the fact that it's not even a new experience for her and most people watching and it really doesn't seem like much fun. Mori puts on her rose-colored glasses when she talks about GoT and Persona 3, they would probably end up feeling the same for her as the RE games

>> No.12424315

Does that someone stream while using normal camera but has an oddly familiar soft voice? Because I've also been watching a GoT playthrough and it doesn't seem like a great streaming game. I feel like it's a bit too slow, a good bit of it is some kind of side-mission grind similar to Ubishit open world map grind. While the gameplay seems like a ton of fun, it doesn't translate into the viewing experience too well.

>> No.12424708

I think you're greatly underestimating how many people just see Mori geek out about stuff she likes.
Man I wonder if that would end as well as I hope it would. Maybe I trust our boy's ability to self assess too much but I've got some doubts she would have openws up as much to the Shark as she does currently.

>> No.12425162

>I think you're greatly underestimating how many people just see Mori geek out about stuff she likes
Why didn't it work with RE then? She flat out decided to play every single one of those off-stream despite really liking them. They're also games she HAS permissions for.

>> No.12425497

Besides other reasons, I wonder if Mori simply wanted to play them at her own pace. People sometimes act like she plays a lot off stream but to me it sounds like she plays those games for like an hour every other day. I bet most people here would be able to clear RE2-3 + 7-8 within a single weekend yet they took Mori what, several months?

>> No.12426330

>fall asleep to mori
>wake up a few hours later with morning wood and the stream with her voice in my ears still going
>touch myself while still half asleep waking up and hearing her
That was nice.

>> No.12427094

>not in a good way
Excuse you, i'm always horny for Mori in a good way.

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>> No.12428534

There is nothing good about creepily speculating her masturbation habits and creating sexual voice clips. She would shiver and cr**ge at you all.

>> No.12428675

Do you think Mori has been in a fight?

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Yea Mori is pretty based I like her.

>> No.12428723

plenty of times

>> No.12428725

You mean like always

>> No.12428764

Yeah, with me

>> No.12428805

>implying I did any of that
Get fucked, threadpolicechama.

>> No.12428868

She seems to laugh at that stuff normally, not surte if she really likes it though.

>> No.12429041

>policing the thread
>censoring the word cringe
You need to go back to whatever place you crawled out of.

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>> No.12429189

She said she got in a lot of fights at reaper school The bad one

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Given her reaction to what basically amounts to workplace sexual harassment was totally nonplussed, she probably just lets it bounce off of her. I mean, she's already admitted to being "unintentionally" lewd and came out with a dakimakura. Safe to say she knows what she's doing.

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Mori and Mori related products and accessories.

>> No.12429348

when will she release her custom true-to-life form onahole?

>> No.12429365

I saw Calliope Mori at the inconvenience store in Japan yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a doxxbeat and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “guh? guh? guh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bags of Goldfish in her hands without paying.

The manlet at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to take breaks and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When he took one of the bags and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent the EN curse,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a real thing. After he scanned each package and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.

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Speaking of, what do you think the next birthday merch might include? She's already been brainstorming a lot and talks a lot about it with J-chad apparently. Her first set is already pretty much everything I could have asked for out of her, so there's not much else I can think of besides audio stuff which is probably too expensive to feasibly produce. We've got clothes coming from Omocat, so that also might be out.

>> No.12429561

I’m telling you, Calli is as cracked as she is jacked. I saw her at a 7-11 the other day buying Bang and adult diapers.
I asked her what the diapers were for and she said "they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids" then she bhopped out the door and down the street.

>> No.12429564

Mori nendo/figma, mousepad.

>> No.12429702

Realistically...wouldn't a Mori Nendoroid already be likely because of how well Gura's sold? They would probably go to Mori next considering Gura seems to have been chosen based on subscriber count

>> No.12429752

mori figurine hotglue

>> No.12429773

Still waiting for Mori branded liquor

>> No.12429781

I'd buy an entire crate's worth.

>> No.12429819

Consider that we haven't heared anything about the other figures that were announced at the same time as the Gura Nendo I wouldn't hold my breath

>> No.12429828

I wanna say it's basically guaranteed considering how much she wants it, but I can't say I know much that process goes what with licensing and all that. They've only relatively recently started producing holo nendos and there's only a handful of JPs being made so far, so who knows if there's a queue for whoever gets theirs next.

>> No.12429848

I am still very worried about snek's announcement

>> No.12429899

Was this prompted by the vaccine? She might just be taking some time off for wellness.

>> No.12429903

Those are fucking scams, they are solely molded after the external vulva, the interior is usually bargain bin quality because 90% of the product budget went into the marketing gag of hiring the model.
t. eternal /ona/hole thread

>> No.12429915

I hope that is the case.

>> No.12430116

Severely based interaction

>> No.12430217

So who are you niggers watching?

>> No.12430269

Ina and waiting for Fauna to post her schedule

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I’m catching up on VODs

>> No.12430410

gonna rewatch a mori VOD, of course

>> No.12430505

Playing Gacha, waiting for Mori and to see what happened to Snek. I hope she's ok

>> No.12430706

>"they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids"
Easily can imagine her saying that

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Videos for a managerial accounting class

>> No.12430984

I am not black

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>> No.12431266

NTA, but i'm pretty sure that's what the airquotes were for.

>> No.12431395

Oh, right. Sorry, just finished an online class and I guess I must have had a bit of stupid bitch juice before I came back here lol.

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>My 21g haven't left my body yet!

>> No.12431721

Jesus, what a degenerate. Why do i love this bitch so much??

>> No.12431863

Because Calli's perfectly imperfect, you douche-canoe

>> No.12432272

I will be the last fuckboy

>> No.12432351

I will win the deadbeat bracket and then we will meet at the grand finals for a final brawl

>> No.12432524

Seems like Fubuki is doing a TRPG session with BGV, bet Mori will watch that

>> No.12432566

It always amuses me how many of my posts end up as screencaps later on

>> No.12432587

Forgot link

>> No.12432608

You are a supreme ghostling poster, prolific.

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i wonder who is going to join the jump king podcast today...

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>> No.12432719

I'm also the Suisuccubus poster.

>> No.12432810

Irys and Bae seem pretty obvious, i doubt anyone else really

>> No.12432881

You ain't seen nothing yet, get a load of this: https://streamable.com/u9k2ja
Based beyond mortal comprehension.

>> No.12432913

Honestly who knows, it’s a free chance to talk and bond with Moririn without having to worry about steaming. I didn’t expect Gura or Ollie last time

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What a slut...

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She knows what she's doing, and it gets me hot and bothered every time.

>> No.12433171

I was more surprised to see Kiara than either of them

>> No.12433227

Gura confirmed

>> No.12433232

The time was pretty decent for Kiara.
Though I somewhat doubt Gura would have called in if Kiara hadn't basically directly told her to before getting off to do prep work

>> No.12433308

Gura's gotten out of bed early before for her Bone bro, don't underestimate her desire to hang out with friends

>> No.12433765


>gura requests a song for holoween
>mori writes it
i'm thinking they're buddies

>> No.12433911

ogey rrat

>> No.12433956
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Get outta town

>> No.12434042
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I hope they can go to disneyland together someday.

>> No.12434133

>"I got carried away, I was thinking about Calli."
We've all been there, sharkie.

>> No.12434340

Time to jump and fall and probably chat a bit

>> No.12434374

How many hours will it take her to beat New Babe + DLC?

>> No.12434449
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pictured: Mori a few minutes ago

>> No.12434491

bitch, that ain't breakfast

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>> No.12434515

Get ready to see her rage

>> No.12434553

Bitch, I've literally eaten pieces of bread for breakfast.

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>> No.12434624

>This user is underage

>> No.12434648

She sounds very happy, this stream is already blessed

>> No.12434674

Bitch, eat some fuckin' dairy and proteins

>> No.12434758

Oh man, this looks delicious

>> No.12434780

I would if I didn't have so much shit to do in the morning. College and Uni basically made me forget the definition of the word "breakfast".

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>> No.12434797

I fully believe Mori wears her sunglasses inside. We already know she wears the hat.

>> No.12434819

She is planning to get record

>> No.12434829

Ogey, schizochama.

>> No.12434889

Can you just skip this "chimney" bit by jumping all the way to the platform on the left?

>> No.12434908

I wonder if she wear those blue light placebo glasses since she's in front of the PC all day

>> No.12434984

those dont actually do anything? I was thinking about getting some for myslef

>> No.12435274

Go mori Go mori Go mori Go!
She's gonna get all the babes and chat with her friends.
All the cash and all the fame

>> No.12435302

Mori is aware of all her femgostlings...she wants all the babes.

>> No.12435379
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What unholy abomination is this?

>> No.12435399

how new?

>> No.12435425

She's going to AA seminars and leaving her drinking life behind

>> No.12435449

>women can be goslings

>> No.12435522

Obviously. No gender is immune to the charm of the Mori.

>> No.12435537

mori was gosling prime if you didn't know already

>> No.12435544

Can confirm, my sister is one.

I'm just a normal ghostling though. One day we'll have to fight for Calli.

>> No.12435556

>ywn make Mori some tea while she grinds away at Jump King
>ywn listen to her laugh and scream while she chats with friends as she streams JK
>ywn make a late lunch for her to enjoy after the stream

>> No.12435564

It's called HoloMYTH because that's exactly what femgoslings are. A myth.

>> No.12435577

She attracts everyone, for good reason

>> No.12435603

i want to be mori's friend and talk to her in a call while she plays games but this can never happen and it eats into my soul...

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Well Moririn? Would u?

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>> No.12435675

just like how your love is a myth, which doesn't and will never exist

>> No.12435689

I think I understand what you're saying. All of myth are femgoslings?

>> No.12435690

more like homomyth haha gottem

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>> No.12435701

But you might be able to do it. This flaming curse of hope is inescapable forever.

>> No.12435737

Once we're nothing but hair and bones, goslings and femgoslings are all the same anon. ghostlings

>> No.12435756

there's a difference in the angle of the pelvis

>> No.12435794

What's important is that we're all just hair and bones who love Mori, pelvis be damned

>> No.12435825

Gura pelase get Mori to describe to us how fat her ass and wide her hips are in units of how many children she can birth.

>> No.12435827

But the pelvis is made of bone regardless.

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>> No.12435852

if you trade your Pelvis with a FemDeadbeat, do you become a girl?

>> No.12435888

I love it when Mori tries to counter trash talk NPC's in games.

>> No.12435928

Ganbatte, ghostlingchama !

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>> No.12435970

No, you become a eunuch.

>> No.12436001

fuckin sweet.

>> No.12436033

she struggles so much I can't even imagine her keeping her footing in any argument irl

>> No.12436041

Imagine living a full life and becoming a deadbeat in the underworld with your friends and Mori invites you to the deadbeat barbeque.

Wouldn't that be nice.

>> No.12436043

I love how awful she is at it

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>> No.12436110

>Watching Mori continually pause to refresh the GIF only for it to freeze in the same spot over and over

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>> No.12436142

Jump KING? More like Jump ZING. lmao

>> No.12436161

Tako tako tako

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>> No.12436189

Called it i knew it will be ina now lets see if the next one is ame

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>Be home intruder
>Pose no physical threat
>Just play their instruments without their knowledge

>> No.12436228

Yeah, me

>> No.12436231

Lmao inners waiting for Calli to fall to speak up

>> No.12436258

>don't even leave a message

>> No.12436259

But imagine the psychological impact. The damage would take months to fully recover.

>> No.12436280

>Break into Mori's house
>do nothing
>touch nothing
>make no noise
>only place her favorite wine in the freezer
>ruin her next celebration

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the final yab...
Mori's boyfriend on stream...
i had the same thought lol

>> No.12436358

Ina is Mori's boyfriend.

>> No.12436430

Yeah, me.

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It's over...

>> No.12436508

I am both Ina and Mori's boyfriend, we are in a polyamorous relationship

>> No.12436634

don't worry, it's only a month long break announcement

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The announcement is Ririsya 3D

>> No.12436645

Gura join the call

>> No.12436684

Get the fuck in you stupid shark, show the trinity posters the truth

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>Welcome back!

>> No.12436761

God I wish

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>> No.12436806

>I say no but I secretly like it.
That one's definitely going to be used in one of those soundclip compilations.

>> No.12436815

Let's fucking goooooooooooooo

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Going to be honest. When Ina does her Mickey Mouse voice it makes me cringe like hell.

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Where do you think we are?

>> No.12436955

lol you fucking dumbass

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>> No.12436989

God I love this bonehead

>> No.12437016

Mori you sodding tic tac

>> No.12437025

Mori pls

>> No.12437048

i still thought she was talking about the board game the whole time

>> No.12437130

My enjoyment of this stream is being offset by my worry about the Ririsya stream

>> No.12437256

Snek is live...

>> No.12437409

ill go on after Ina be patient you boneheads

>> No.12437418

We're watching the indie known as Mori now, shut up

>> No.12437465

One Month Snek Hiatus.

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Well what do ya know

>> No.12437532

Oh thank god it was nothing more than that. She said she's taking a break to learn english too. Ganbatte snek

>> No.12437540

Just one month break I hope she takes care, I can enjoy Moririn now

>> No.12437577

>benkyou suru no tame
How the f-word did you know?

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>> No.12437589

We don't care, we're watching Mori.

>> No.12437621

Imma cry. She's taking a break to study english for her overseas fans....

>> No.12437628


>> No.12437638

cant believe Inas talking about fucking and sucking on stream

>> No.12437690

I'm doing both. Keep up nigga

>> No.12437726

>5 times a week for a month
What the fuck

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Well damn if she's putting in that much effort I feel like I'll need to try and catch more Riri streams once she's back

>> No.12437815

Go Snek Go.

>> No.12437855

Why does she have so many idol meetings, what do they even talk about there?

>> No.12437863

It's not a Mori stream without a 15 minute bathroom or Pin pon break, Ina

>> No.12437902

she's actually spam pinging everyone on the hololive discord to watch her fall and rise through 3 screens

>> No.12437908

they hold a SHIT measuring content every week

>> No.12437914

Staff-san relieves the 5ft Scythe so it doesn't interrupt streams any more than it already does

>> No.12437960

God I wish I was staff san.

>> No.12437991

>Taking a break
>Channing that time into English lessons and songwriting
I want to headpat the snek. Good luck, Riri! :s~

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>> No.12438031

Fucking based peanutsbeat

>> No.12438072

Shit calli will forget everything again

>> No.12438100

Holy fako, it's a tako!

>> No.12438238

She truly is a deadbeat. In the non-traditional sense.

>> No.12438282

I want Mori to rustle my jimmies...

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>No Snek November
I can't cope

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Watch your back deadbeat...

>> No.12438345

Fuck I missed that.

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I've already sold my soul to a demon

>> No.12438450

literal who

>> No.12438464

Bruh, I *am* the bump in the night.
>If you catch my drift.

>> No.12438629

Has anyone joined Calli's stream yet?

>> No.12438652


>> No.12438662

Ina Ina Ina...

>> No.12438671

I played her recorder on stream

>> No.12438690

Oh right, Bae is doing a member's stream isn't she
Hope she stops by later

>> No.12438706

Ina and lam pretty sure the rat is next becouse bae was in calli chat or ame

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>Do what feels right for the fingers

>> No.12438989

San/jump check: failed

>> No.12439001

>golden snapback
Dis nigga...

>> No.12439016

Bae's streaming right now.

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>> No.12439024

Pretty cuuute

>> No.12439067

Give Gatacha...I mean Jump fail

>> No.12439143

Fem here and Mori is hot af (am I an unicorn?)

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She's gonna use more than just her fingers

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>> No.12439257

holy based

>> No.12439411

>I don't know how much I can wear outside of my home, but it's just nice to have
Doxxbeat Prime...

>> No.12439432

>yurichads ITT
BASED. Give me some good yuri recs. Mamimamix is great if you're into group yuri.

>> No.12439443

>I don't know how much I can wear outside of my home
Mori, everyone already knows who you fucking are, why would a Bloop hoodie make you any more recognizable....

>> No.12439501

I've been swallowed by reps for the last few months so I haven't looked into many new releases. Did that one about the girls who hide in her clubroom after school to play fighting games get a continuation?

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I suppose this is my ultimatum. We're finally getting affordable EN merch. That means I have a time limit to stop being a fat fuck cause I'll be damned if I buy a shirt I can't fit.

>> No.12439539

Cover knows their audience.

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>I do, I do...
No need to remind me

>> No.12439677

"GGWP. Young Ladies Don't Play Fighting Games"? 2 chapters were translated last month but release schedule seems pretty inconsistent

>> No.12439688

Imagine the bouncing during those jumping jacks...

>> No.12439696

>Mori can't touch her toes
Good god she's not a big girl at all how fucked is her back?

>> No.12439699

I heard some gas

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>Moririn can't touch her toes
Mori.... I-I uhh... I can uhh... do it for you......

>> No.12439707

My god, even the very sounds of Mori stretching is causing me to go ghost.

>> No.12439776

She could also just have shorter arms and longer legs

>> No.12439789

>how fucked is her back?
The last time she got a back massage was last year right? Pretty fucked then

>> No.12439814

It sounded like she smacked herself in the face with her tits on the first two. That's probably why she stopped so quickly.

>> No.12439853

Uhh deadbeat? You do know how boobs work right?

>> No.12439889

None of us have tits. just ribs

>> No.12439918

>tfw 6'3" with shoulders almost as wide
In Japanese sizes I probably need a two-person tent, not a shirt.

>> No.12439925

I wish she did more I wanted to hear her breathless voice...

>> No.12439936

I'm glad we're gonna get another week's worth of content thanks to this game

>> No.12439940

Omocat's NA based so as long as you can fit a US XXL I think you should be fine.

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I don't know, it will be later tonight tho

>> No.12439960

I just noticed she stopped oisho-ing and is ora-ing instead.

>> No.12440006

Mori, the taste of your cum...

>> No.12440013

She did it new level

>> No.12440037

jesus, every fall in this DLC is a full stage fall
this is dicks

>> No.12440075

I just tuned back in how long ago did Ina leave?

>> No.12440079

and this is the easy one.

>> No.12440090

>5 steps to an eternal life
>That sounds boring, I would know.

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>Sounds boring. I would know.
Mori's immortality fatigue...

>> No.12440116

"probably the anarchist's cookbook"

>> No.12440121

she was only here for like half an hour, sometime before this tweet https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1455737615311798277

>> No.12440133

Like almost an hour ago

>> No.12440152

>probably the anarchist's cookbook

>> No.12440192


>> No.12440211

I don't think I've seen any lore posted about jump king
Or at least I haven't seen any videos with dialog of every character

>> No.12440239

As a reaper, a portion of her customers are probably people that found a pdf and then haphazardly cooked something up.

>> No.12440310

Prepare to Cry feat. Mori Calliope

>> No.12440321

>so many fucking people talking about getting their merch

>> No.12440353

Oh fuck yes please

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Just checked the Omocat shop, can't fucking believe Mori's merch is already sold out

>> No.12440421

I got mine too.
I'm afraid to open the vinyl.

>> No.12440436

Is Calli actually really good at video games? The fact that she actually beat Jump King and is now on the DLC is pretty impressive. It is not an easy game.

>> No.12440460

>they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids"
I can really see her saying that.

>> No.12440462


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>there are fucking canadian hololive fans that still haven't gotten beyond the stage merch
I'm never going to get my fucking Daki

>> No.12440487

Yeah, she's pretty good, just out of practice. Couple that with streamer blindness and it starts seeming like Ya boi ain't too good at video games deadbeat.

>> No.12440521


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>> No.12440541

I wish I had her wpm

>> No.12440544

she's good at games with simple control schemes

>> No.12440574

Moririn is very good at platformers. I just wish she was as big a fan of retro games as Mr. Koro, I'd love to see her play some classics.

also HiRyS!

>> No.12440642

I guess CHaD fucking works...

>> No.12440649

Just when mori fall then IRYS just enter lol

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>> No.12440713

I really want them to make the perfume Bae dreamed up. It honestly seems unisex enough that men could wear it too.

>> No.12440750

How long ago did IRyS get there?

>> No.12440761


>Knows about the collapsed Sector 7 area.

Yeah, she played the original.

>> No.12440768

3 minutes ago

>> No.12440790

She's been here for as long as hope has been in your heart.

>> No.12440803

>3 minutes ago
Based, nice.
>Yeah, she played the original.
Anyone doubting that needs to check themselves.

>> No.12440806

Yeah, no shit. Everyone's played that game

>> No.12440818

I haven't

>> No.12440840

>She's been here for as long as hope has been in your heart.
But Hope left me over 10 years ago...

>> No.12440844

congrats zoomer, no one asked

>> No.12440853

she was a loner in school and talked about how she played earthbound when she was younger so she's probably been playing them for a while and being good in games is just a result of how long you've played them when you were a kid generally

>> No.12440859

That just means you're a newfag to life.

>> No.12440968

no, that means turn-based rpgs can suck my cock

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>My pu--my computer froze
What did she mean by this?

>> No.12441000

no they can't retard, they don't have lips

>> No.12441005

Irys' WHAT almost froze!?

>> No.12441036

I heard that too. Seems like irys is a bit of an S. She gets turned on my mori's guttural screams

>> No.12441071

I was just about to post that lmaoooo
She even let it get to s, My puss-- my computer froze... in jp it's pasokon so no excuse there. Voice activated *mumble mumble*

>> No.12441106

pasocom? that's pretty much how japs call their laptop/pc

>> No.12441155

I-is she hinting at something?

>> No.12441186

>Becoming actual anime girls
>That'd be a dream

>> No.12441204

Check the grass for snakes when you leave the house, for your own sake

>> No.12441213


>> No.12441229

Based none /u/schizo

>> No.12441240

Damn IRyS can make anyone immediately happier

>> No.12441263

Your back doesn't have to be fucked, just neglect stretches for a few months and you'll be the same.

>> No.12441306


>> No.12441423

>How fucking happy she got when Irys mentioned Kaji

>> No.12441431

Kaiji yessssssssssssssss

>> No.12441446

Mori wants a gambler and lowlife in her life

>> No.12441476

God I wish I was a buff as fuck piece of shit with a good heart.

>> No.12441504

She's eating pineapple because irys told her to

>> No.12441511

Just work out.

>> No.12441574

Luckily, I do but unlike Baki I'm not an asian manlet

>> No.12441691

Easy fix. Cut it in half

>> No.12441709

>Medium rare

>> No.12441835

Just saw IRyS joined, how hard do you think Kiara is seething, knowing that Mori is already far better friends with IRyS than she ever was with her?

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>> No.12441860

was it irys or mori who said this?

>> No.12441908

Irys said it and Mori agreed

>> No.12441912


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Here's your (You) now go away

>> No.12441987

Kiara always was a massive bitch to IRyS. I love this, it’s a shit ton of karma, I bet she’s absolutely furious with seethe right now.

>> No.12441999

mori's right, soaking and sogging the bread actually tastes great.

>> No.12442072


>> No.12442097

>was it irys or mori who said this?
They fucking vibe.
Are you ever going to tire of replying to yourself?
>mori's right, soaking and sogging the bread actually tastes great.
Soaking it in what?
Turned off for a sec.

>> No.12442154

>promoting Applebee's
She really got that regional manager gig, huh?

>> No.12442163

>You ever been to Applebee's?
>>>Applebee's? No, what is that?
>They have pretty good breadsticks.
>That's about it...

>> No.12442173

clam chowder with bread. bread gets soggy if you keep it in too long but it's also clam chowder infused bread, which is actually delicious!

>> No.12442209

>"Love me some in'n'out"
Mori please, i'm not American, I don't associate that phrase with a fast food chain...

>> No.12442211

God I want a good creamy soup now

>> No.12442224

Okay I gotta say, I don't "get" the In-and-Out burger thing. Like its a decent burger I guess but "drive through line wrapping around into the street and blocking traffic" good? Nah.

>> No.12442269

I think it's a meme, like five guys? I don't get it either

>> No.12442275

The bone bros shitposters moved onto using Mori and IRyS, they’re even using it to shit on Gura now. Doesn’t help that the “Mori hates Kiara” and “Kiara hates IRyS” narratives are pretty much mainstays now.

>> No.12442278

That sounds pretty amazing actually.

>> No.12442323

its good, but there's no reason to wait in that line for an hour just to get it. The fries are pretty good though

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>> No.12442363

The Habit and Five Guys do it better

>> No.12442365

No dude people go berserk for In-n-Out. I do not understand in the least.

>> No.12442379

Rice burger's pretty damn good

>> No.12442389

I'm pretty amused that IRyS is getting legit interested in discussing the game now.

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>bone bros shitposters

>> No.12442395

Seconding this but with sour dough, shit’s amazing

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He's talking about the falseflagger(s) that infested global a few weeks ago. Liked to use this image.

>> No.12442511

these two are fat irl aren't they

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And this one.

>> No.12442540

Yes, while it wasn’t really here that much, there’s people who used bonebros to shit on Kiara. Now people are using Mori and IRyS to shit on Gura and Kiara. It’s not the actual fans though, this isn’t even the first time a duo has been used to shit on another member.

>> No.12442562

Mori is confirmed not. I don't know about IRyS.

>> No.12442580

I've only noticed them a few times in Global but it was pretty clear those were just antis attempting to latch on to a shipping topic and the bone bros can be used to strike at two shipping fanbases.

>> No.12442641

IRyS is addicted to soda. She's chunky. Mori is only a little chubby.

>> No.12442645

>those two
Exercise is one of those things that make Mori not want to commit die. She hit the gym the second things opened up the slightest bit.
IRyS is probably one of the most unfit HoloENs. If she isn't fat she'll be there soon.
Chugs Soda to insane levels and is legitimately confused by the idea of exercising.

>> No.12442684

I want them both to sit on my face and dick
the order in which either happens does not matter to me.

>> No.12442719

She's not. Not even close. She's very petite

>> No.12442722

>3-4 hours more
Even ones that include superchats. This is going to be another 10 hour stream I'm not going to be able to keep up with
You know Mori a 3-4 hours stream is fine.

>> No.12442744

oh sweet, Mori's gonna make ther entire sports fes

>> No.12442757

>Mori will be at the Sports Festival the whole time confirmed
>recording got cancelled

>> No.12442760

Mori's recording on the same day as sports fes got cancelled.... oh no..

>> No.12442780

>i'm very very happy you're in red team

>> No.12442787

>Recording got canceled
Hopefully nothing bad happened and no project got canceled altogether.

>> No.12442795

>recording got cancelled
both a blessing and a curse, not to mention it's MC

>> No.12442825

Where's the mori lore repository where one autist watched and paid attention to every stream and made note of every seemingly little thing she said.

>> No.12442841

Neither of them is even close to being fat.

>> No.12442853

>did ring fit streams for fun
>played it off-stream
>considered hitting the gym
>said "I will become FitRyS!"

>confused by the idea of exercising

>> No.12442855

>it really was a case of "You have a full hololive collab? Are you fucking stupid?" and the recording artist cancelled the session

>> No.12442863

doesn't tv tropes have what your asking for?

>> No.12442877

>both a blessing and a curse
The fuck are you on? How's an important recording getting canceled a blessing?

>> No.12442880

It's a three people stream not a threeway kek

>> No.12442882

It was funny seeing people in chat sad about the recording getting cancelled mixed with people happy she can be there for the full Sports Festival

>> No.12442934

>IRyS asking for a threesome on Mori's stream
uwa sex etc.

>> No.12442952

Irys is of the easiest chuuba in EN to look for simply because her PL is very active. It's not hard to look. She's very thin. If she doesn't eat she will probably look like a skelly. She doesn't exercise because she got shoulder dislocated and has been afraid to do anything strenuous. She had to go under surgery to have it fixed. Mori is big-boned so her staying active is a good thing to keep herself from getting fat

>> No.12442963

Irys almost saying 3some? she almost did it again. (This time Mori couldn't not say something)

>> No.12442980

>Mentions mega man
>Starts humming I can't defeat Airman
I know this is the Mori thread but the hope is filling my heart bros.

>> No.12443009

Those are tropes. I require lore.

>> No.12443097

Jump king is a kusoge, Mori, this is a horrible idea.

>> No.12443145

yeah it'll be removing the casual chill and talk part and i'm not sure i'll be a huge fan of what's left

>> No.12443166

Mori...all the Stars are fucking terrified to collab with EN minus Rikka. A smaller tournament is fine too and they would stop you all anyway...

>> No.12443184

Well well it look like mori told irys to try playing jump king how long is she gonna last

>> No.12443188

It could be fun if they either call into one another like Noel and Peko did with GoI or if they share a discord call if there's not too many of them. Teasing, baiting, making fun of one another.

>> No.12443198

I think I saw something like that on discord servers a few months ago, the last time I was on discord. Not sure if it was on Mori's server or another holomyth.

>> No.12443200

So long as say Bae joined and she acted like an evil shit like Pekora did to Noel it would be fucking amazing

>> No.12443212

Jump king is fun to watch, what are you guys on about?

>> No.12443213

makes me want multiplayer jump king where you can fuck with the other player and sabotage and lay traps and shit

>> No.12443243

You can also consider downloading the captions for every stream, and use a caption trimmer program to make the captions readable, and just read the streams that way instead of trying to wait for her to keep talking

>> No.12443293

You remember the first JK stream didn't have any guests, right?

>> No.12443294

i'm a relapsing podcast addict, i need my fix and i respect jump king but it's not what i'm looking for in these streams

though this does sound pretty fun

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>> No.12443384

She forgot to ask Doom permissions, didn't she?

>> No.12443396
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the only thing fat about Mori are her massive milkers and her dump truck ass

>> No.12443445

Parappa is shit because the fucked up timings

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Oh how I wish I were a heartrate monitor

>> No.12443476

Mori stop talking about your tits aaaaaa, I can't handle it fuck, mori's tits... mori's tits..

>> No.12443525

I could never enjoy Parappa again after finding out the voice actor was a literal nigger who scammed a fan out of money for voice work.

>> No.12443536


>> No.12443537

what is this bit- oh shit it transitions into kebab talk nvm

>> No.12443540

>Spitroasting Mori and IRyS

>> No.12443591

Did we have Pin-Pon yet?
How long until this conversation makes Mori so hungry she loses 80% of today's progress?

>> No.12443621

If you listen to Irys talk for more than ten minutes you'll realize she's the type that would be totally disgusted with herself for becoming too overweight. She probably prioritizes fitness, especially considering how seriously she takes singing.

>> No.12443641

>Spitroasting Anon with Mori

>> No.12443659

I don't think mori would be very good at handjobs

>> No.12443700

cracking knuckles is harmless btw, lies about it are very common

>> No.12443725

she's a master at moving her hips though, I wonder how that translates to sex

>> No.12443750


>> No.12443767

It translates very well

>t. Mori's boyfriend

>> No.12443780

I'll take what I can get too. If I can't have Mori I'll take Irys if I can get her....

>> No.12443789

I made this post.

>> No.12443900

>finally has a night off after like 2 weeks
>spends it working

wtf deadbeats I thought mori only put in 5% effort?

>> No.12443928

Based taste

>> No.12443929

holobros I didnt realise how MASSIVE her tits are holy fuck muh dick

>> No.12443938

Holy Shit Mori, I haven't watched that in years

>> No.12443940 [DELETED] 

>Inferno Cop confirmed deadbeat

>> No.12443958

It's hard to procrastinate after you've accepted your inevitable death.

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Pray she does not see fit to unleash 6%

>> No.12444020

>Irys thinks a movie from 2013 is old
>I'm old

>> No.12444085

My man, 2013 was 8 years ago. in 2 month it will have been 9 years ago

>> No.12444114

Aren't like 90% of RT reviews bought and unreliable?

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>> No.12444143

What's the background of this image?
Has Marine said Mori scares her?

>> No.12444149

>Mori has seen Cube
>not a fan
>the new one will be worse
I love Cube.....

>> No.12444164

What Movie are they currently talking about ?

>> No.12444168

the cube is a comedy movie, i laughed my head off

>> No.12444194

>Aren't like 90% of RT reviews bought and unreliable?
That was her implication I feel.

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>> No.12444201

RT is just an aggregator. They don't do actual reviews themself

>> No.12444204


>> No.12444236

Doesn't mean the reviews can't be bought.

>> No.12444253

irys and i are both disgusting wiki readers!

>> No.12444255
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Nah it's just a sequence of pictures of Marine reacting to HoloEn

>> No.12444256

>RT is just an aggregator. They don't do actual reviews themself
And most of those are bought.

>> No.12444287

holy fuck irys

>> No.12444300

Oh I see.
>mfw this could've been IRyS design

>> No.12444341

oof, my life hurts

>> No.12444356

I know, right? I've gotten used to her design but damn they really made her incongruous.

>> No.12444421

Holy shit, her having a legit 5 second memory and constantly questioning "Why would I do that?" make me think she actually has brain damage

>> No.12444427

>popeye is a buff ,brave midget
no no no don't bring him up irys...

>> No.12444493

>Likes grindhouse cannibal horror films
>Nephilim are traditionally giant, horned, six fingered cannibals

>> No.12444499

She's trying to focus more on the conversation

>> No.12444522

>Mori thinks baked potatoes can only be bought, not made

>> No.12444543

Mori has to watch her back when alone with irys

>> No.12444547

That's specifically why she tempered her enthusiasm at that LET'S GOO.
She's trying to hide her nature.

>> No.12444560

Not a lot of japanese houses have ovens

>> No.12444613

IRyS really likes hanging out with Mori, it's cute.

>> No.12444706

man they keep saying horny stuff

>> No.12444734

they fucked after karaoke and it changed their lives

>> No.12444784


>> No.12444794

Damn the dlc is a lot longer than the main game wth.

>> No.12444801

IRyS living the fembeat dream

>> No.12444811

Calli has a special phone to order food on?
Is that like an anti-doxxing measure?

>> No.12444828

fucking hell mori stop yawning it's contagious

>> No.12444831

Wait, did she say it at the start of the stream too?

>> No.12444843

>Uber phone
Opsec kino.

>> No.12444869

She burned a beagle and had to make another one

>> No.12444880

>those dont actually do anything? I was thinking about getting some for myslef
NTA but no/barely.
Get F.Lux, it's much better and free.

>> No.12444907

>Lost and confused Mori went to the one thing she could understand during her tumultuous first trip to japan and that happened to be a burger

>> No.12444915

She can't use her work phone for it, that's the one Cover gives them with the Live2D app on it.

>> No.12444919

>She burned a beagle
wtf I hate mori now

>> No.12444955

A quick Google search tells you that poking one with a fork and putting it in a microwave can make a baked potato

>> No.12444975
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what the fuck

>> No.12444976

I imagine w.e. phone they use for Live2d, is probably not their personal phone regardless.

>> No.12444986

why the fuck would you want an acidic and wet berry burger??

>> No.12445013

She mentioned one stream that it's because she forgot all her passwords for the apps and they're all saved on the all phone

>> No.12445053

I dunno, doesn't look that bad.

>> No.12445062

What are they talking about? What is shorten?

>> No.12445073

Some kind of blueberry sauce might not be bad but just straight up blueberries on a burger?

>> No.12445075


>> No.12445088

Fruit on sandwiches/burgers kicks ass. A nice blueberry sauce on a burger sounds awesome. That one looks pretty weird because it's literally just the berries.

>> No.12445094

workaholics never think they do enough

>> No.12445100

I want Mori to go back to talking about needing more babes it's super hot

>> No.12445105

Glasses only prevent eyestrain if they block almost all of the blue light and some or most of the green light. You can find cheap ones that lab techs use when experimenting with lasers. They have red lenses and only allow red light in. The downside is, you have to set up custom css for many sites because blue becomes almost black, and everything is a shade of red, so when sites use colors to make things stand out, it doesn't work the same way while wearing them.

>> No.12445107

Bros, my heart. I just want to curl up beside Mori and listen to her yammer on about dumb bullshit for the rest of our lives. I love her thoughts on things. I love her voice. I love her. I love her.

>> No.12445109

Phonetically it's Furisto Keetchen, so probably FuKi or something

>> No.12445117

lol I love how she doesn't say pan like a weeb.

>> No.12445153

>Melon pan, is that like a bread bowl?

>> No.12445173

The first time I mixed jelly with meat, my life changed forever.

>> No.12445180

That reminds me. I need to find the right size body pillow for my cover

>> No.12445194

pin pon eta 30mins

>> No.12445215

She's 5'6

>> No.12445232

Mori's bougie reaper grandparents
Cutting up their burgers, sending her to golf camp an shit

>> No.12445242

>gorilla people

>> No.12445248

Well be happy because she's here with us for at least another year. We are truly blessed.

>> No.12445252

>Ya Boy's got that gorilla grip Pussy

>> No.12445255

>IRyS mouth is small IRL
They REALLY dropped the ball with her model huh. That mouth looks like you could drive a thresher into it.

>> No.12445265

I AM happy. I'm sitting in bed and just feeling so warm. Mori love.

>> No.12445307

>"I'm not about that life"
Mori please don't lie.
You 100% have 300+ Dollar shoes.

>> No.12445343

Alright deadbeats, who is the better collab partner:

Gura or IRyS?

>> No.12445366

i really hate to pick favorites for these kino streams but personally irys

>> No.12445375

Calli confirmed for shoveling food down her throat.

Gura, but that's not an insult to IRyS, who is absolutely delightful. I just love Gura's open lust toward our Mori.

>> No.12445377

Impossible to choose. I'll say Irys because she's here now.

>> No.12445422
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They're both fucking fantastic but for different setting and reasons. Mori and Irys is comfy but Mori and Gura are just on such an amazing wave length and they're fucking hilarious when they sync up just right

>> No.12445425

depends on what you mean by collab

if you mean streaming together then irys

if you mean having sex with Mori and (Me) then irys

>> No.12445428


>> No.12445474

That's worth 3 hats! Who would buy shoes worth 3 whole hats?

>> No.12445479

Better for different things, IRyS gets more girly reactions out of Mori, Gura gets more of the "Sheriff" side

>> No.12445487

Both, the true answer though is that it depends. Morys is comfykino, Bone Bros is wacky weird fun conversations.

>> No.12445488

That's a tough one. I feel like Gura slightly (like minutely) loses out because she has less commonalities with Mori topic-wise.
Her shtick is heavily online kusogaki. Mori finds that heavily amusing and after a couple seconds they just /vibe/ together but topic-wise IRyS and her can just talk /about/ more things which always gives Mori this really incredible air of deep thankfulness.
It feels a little like her post-Awakening thankfulness towards Deadbeats as a whole just aimed at a single person.

>> No.12445500

It depends. Having Irys gives you a lot of topics. A lot of things Mori shares here with Irys are more personal because Irys shares a lot about her personal life as well. Gura is more like talking to your bros and having a good laugh. Both are enjoyable but I prefer Irys.

>> No.12445515

>Shes gotten so salty that now shes shitting on the false kings house to get her frustration out

>> No.12445525

mori and false king HATE eachother

>> No.12445529

Gun to my head? Gura and Mori, but it's a difficult call.

>> No.12445534

Mori IS the false king

>> No.12445611

Just imagine how the convo would look like with Gura and Irys both with Mori. I bet Gura would probably be more open and share more stuff about her childhood like Mori

>> No.12445655
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1 hat = $1000
2 shoes = $300

shoe $300/2
------- = -------- = 0.15 QED
hat $1000

1 shoe is worth 0.15 hats

>> No.12445659

pretty hard but If I'd have to choose I'd have to say Irys with the more "genuine chemistry" to Gura is insignificantly small considering she also gets a rise outta Mori but in a more playful but genuine way too

>> No.12445668


>> No.12445693

Gura seems to like but be a tick confused by IRyS I feel.

>> No.12445706

There is nothing false about Mori, who I am told is King.

>> No.12445732

The fuck is Mooseland ?

>> No.12445738
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If I'm being true to myself, Ina's soft spoken shittalk works really well with Mori being a loud dork.

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You're there forever!

>> No.12445823

Seriously this is all I can find https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mooseland,_Nova_Scotia .... oh I know what they're talking about now

>> No.12445832

I think they just need to have their 1on1. Gura is a talker herself and I think she should be able to relate to Irys. The only thing with Irys is that she doesn't know any meme that has been a thing in NA for the past 10 years so you really have to make actual conversations. If Irys can make Mumei talk so much then Gura will be easy.

>> No.12445841

It's code for Disney Land.
They do NOT want to attract attention of the Mouse.

>> No.12445863

They avoid mentioning the park owned by worst and greediest rat of them all - Mickey

>> No.12445865

>we never got the MoriXGura mouseland trip
Imagine the stream afterwards like she did with Kiara after their trip. sadness

>> No.12445877

>mickey mouse

>> No.12445891

Ya I remember Ina making the voices and the joke I just didn't connect that Irys and Mori were still talking about that

>> No.12445934

Imagine them having to come up with euphemisms for the sweaty sex they had.

>> No.12445953

I love how Gura gushes over Mori, you can tell she is a big fan and she respects her and maybe even idolizes her for some things. Mori with Irys is nice too but it can be a little strained sometimes because Mori seems to be punching up with regards to class and decorum, they've had obviously different upbringings, but even though this means they aren't on the exact same wavelength with everything, this dynamic gives interesting and unexpected developments and it's fun to watch them get more and more comfortable with each other over time. I appreciate Morys a lot bros.

>> No.12445983

Has Calli talked on-stream about her collab with InoTaku?

>> No.12446035

Something something love song to nightclubs

>> No.12446038

>I think they just need to have their 1on1. Gura is a talker herself and I think she should be able to relate to Irys.
> The only thing with Irys is that she doesn't know any meme that has been a thing in NA for the past 10 years
Which is a huge debuff, sadly.
> If Irys can make Mumei talk so much then Gura will be easy.

>> No.12446057

>"I love puss" - Mori Calliope, Hololive En
What did she mean by this?

>> No.12446101

you know she said Puss N Boots. They were just talking about Shrek

>> No.12446102

If you can stick your cunt in a boot or shoe like object she might think it looks cute

>> No.12446107

That she is literally so straight that she can say something like that without it registering as sexual to her. Mori is unironically the straightest Holo alive.

>> No.12446119

Puss, as in Puss in Boots, often referred to as just Puss, an orange-striped cat that is skilled with a sword and whose name is derived from the hat and boots he wears. He is voiced by Antonio Banderas and first appeared as a bounty hunter but later became Shrek's faithful sidekick.

>> No.12446128

>Musical karaoke

>> No.12446147

I wouldn't say it's a debuff. Mori is an example of that. She's talking and chatting and sharing a lot of stuff. The only reason why Mori even opened VC with JK follow-ups anyways was because she enjoyed those convos

>> No.12446156

>Member's karaoke is musicals karaoke
It's just going to be Hamilton shit isn't it....

>> No.12446171

it's an age debuff, filtering all the kids with comfy talking

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>> No.12446194

I hope she sings hamilton just so you'd cry in your sleep

>> No.12446203


>> No.12446210

Sorry bros, I just got home. Lemme make out with Mori a bit to warm her up and then I'll get her back to you.

>> No.12446222

moriiiiii irys is being cute while you're gooone

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>> No.12446236

Holy shit

>> No.12446243

Japanese efficiency, if that delivery man was even a minute late he'd gut himself in front of mori to make up for his mistake

>> No.12446248
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As a literally certified theatre kid the prospect of a musical karaoke is very exciting
But then I remember I don't even like musicals

>> No.12446250

huh, I don't remember posting this

>> No.12446255

take your time bro. I got next dibs tho

>> No.12446270

she's going to tweet herself making the lin manuel miranda face and you're going to like it

>> No.12446283

Why are you a theatre kid in the first place then?

>> No.12446289


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>musical karaoke
>not game OST

>> No.12446295

>denying mori the pleasure of ending him rightly with ricky

0/10 shitty customer service

>> No.12446316

clearly you've never touched Green Lamy's streams

>> No.12446319

>Bread and cream cheese for breakfast and lunch
Moririn....your nutrition reps...

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Please don't ask me that.

>> No.12446340

We have an Esper itt

>> No.12446363

Mori, the answer is Lawson. Lawson is the best, no contest.

>> No.12446364

I still laugh to imagine the uber guy that keeps having to deliver bagels to this weird pink haired gaijin.

>> No.12446383

Big tits
itty bitty waist
ass that got randos on the streets acting up
gorilla grip pussy
lovable dork personality
Can she get any better?

>> No.12446397

What does Fuana have to do with Mori's stream?

>> No.12446405

We'll get both in time, I believe.

>> No.12446406

She's also talented, motivated, inspirational, kind, humble, hard-working, and can hold her liquor.

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please stop I just wanted to make a gorilla grip pussy joke since Mori brought up Gorillas as a result of her grandparents. I never asked to be hurt like this

>> No.12446466

I just want to praise the woman I love, bro. Sorry.

>> No.12446497

Snackin' on お握り from the コンビニ

>> No.12446509

Will we get the fish cum talk again?

>> No.12446516

How hard do you think Kiara is seething about this collab?

>> No.12446519

I just need Mori to be mine and for me to be hers bro. Shit hurts and my ability to cope does nothing against this need

>> No.12446534

Musical karaoke wishlist? Try to be realistic.

>> No.12446551

I understand that yearning. I've managed to tone my ghostliness down to just being happy that Mori is around and accepting that we will never be. But man, it sure would be nice.

Some Les Mis might be cool.

>> No.12446568

I don't know shit about musicals so hopefully some HSM songs

>> No.12446576

Did you get bullied out of global?

>> No.12446584

I've been on a Les Mis kick lately. Most of my favorite musicals are Sondheim though, which, lol

>> No.12446602

Take meds

>> No.12446606

God, I feel like I'm actually apart of this conversation. This is so comfy.

>> No.12446619

>100 yen wine
IRyS really is perfect for Mori

>> No.12446620

Nah, I just think it’s funny how much of a bitch she is.

>> No.12446635

Your oshi was a theatre kid? No wonder she likes short people

>> No.12446637

The only musical I've ever had a taste for is Chicago which makes me normie as shit but I think she could crush Razzle Dazzle

>> No.12446644

Meds do nothing against the power of this need. I'm not going to lose my ghostling mind over this shit but the need can't be diminished

>> No.12446646

A part, bro. "Apart" means the complete opposite. Space there is important.

>> No.12446670

sorry, she's busy doing her deliciousness reps

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No, he's comfy because he's made peace with the fact he will never have it no matter how badly he wants it. I'm envious, honestly.

>> No.12446676

Sounds like someone who needs meds and A LOT of them

>> No.12446678

it makes sense both ways funnily enough

>> No.12446682

Which Les Mis songs would fit Mori, though? I'm thinking Stars would be a good pick. I'd fucking love if she could get someone who likes Les Mis like Mumei or Ame to do The Confrontation with her someday, though.

>> No.12446686

You tried this over 3 hours ago.

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>> No.12446716

IRyS hasn't learned how to disarm and open Mori up to weird topics like Gura can so not quite yet.

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>> No.12446728

That risk was calculated but damn is my Oshi bad at math

>> No.12446748

Hot take: Making baked potatoes from scratch is pointless if you don't bake rather than boil them.

>> No.12446761

Holy fuck Irys is fucking horny. Lesbeat don't look...

>> No.12446783

Gura's whole angle of attack with her collab partners is disarming them. It's just her personality. IRyS is an oddball, but she doesn't thrive off of watching people squirm like Gura does.

>> No.12446801

Gura bullied girls during grade school

>> No.12446803

IRyS is mostly a normie, Gura is a shitposter at least 10 levels deep in memes. They are gonna have different interactions.

>> No.12446810

NTA buddy. And like I already said, it’s funny how mad Kiara gets when somebody else is closer to Mori than she is.

>> No.12446824

>boiling baked potatoes

excuse me what the fuck?

>> No.12446847

Alright bro, tag in.

>> No.12446856

unexpected pin pon

>> No.12446860

irys finish the damn sandwich

>> No.12446874

For sure, but with how they're just chatting I could see the conversation reaching Mori eating fish nut under the right circumstances

>> No.12446878

>disarm and open Mori up to weird topics like Gura can
See, what Gura does is just say them.

>> No.12446879

>more random men showing up to mori's house
jeez mori at least wait until the stream is over to bring over your 5 foot tinder dates

>> No.12446885

Where is Esperbeat when we needed him

>> No.12446895

You should be doing BOTH. A quick parboil followed by baking.

>> No.12446909

sorry deadbeats just delivering my sausage to mori you can have her back in a bit

>> No.12446924

Sorry my brain reps.
Mashed. Not boiled.
She's basically a smarter (inb4 dyrbi) version of Joe Rogan. She loves making people say and think about weird shit for content. IRyS just isn't that.

>> No.12446932

>Mori thinks the taste of cum is "just too good"

>> No.12446953

But also yes par-boiling is how you make that shit GOOD.

>> No.12446962

Why would you bake potato to mash it?

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>predicted when KING would drop
>predicted collab with Reine
>predicted Ririsya's hiatus
>predicted pin pon
Guys, what if Mori and Gura aren't actually here? What if it's just been one of us, all along...

>> No.12446984

Huh. Mori's got 12k viewers. I haven't been able to watch the other jump king steams because of Work but is this usual ?

>> No.12446992

They've been doing really well, yeah.

>> No.12447009

Her JK streams got pretty popular once they became impromptu collabs.

>> No.12447010

>deprived of mogu mogu Mori

>> No.12447014

Yeah it's a strong game for her.

>> No.12447017

Wait Riri is on Hiatus?
Ah thats great. I'm a little surprised but honestly I shouldn't be

>> No.12447037

she's taking a month off to work on song lyrics and her eigo comprehension since she wants to reach out to more western vtubers

>> No.12447045

Wedges >>>>> fries

>> No.12447065

>Wait Riri is on Hiatus?
She's taking a month long break for english classes and to work on song writing if I remember right. 5 classes a week I think. She's really going in for the english speakers that stuck with her.

>> No.12447068

fries > waffle >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wedges

>> No.12447072

Dude. You sound like you are pushing your taste to preface why someone is better than other. Irys convo is more substantial. Noone is trying to bait anyone to spill the beans. It's more natural. I prefer this but I am not going to say shit on Gura because it's clippable and funny for what's it's worth.

>> No.12447106

>Gen6 Briefing

>> No.12447124

>Mori had two beagles today
>Shes having a burger and she made a burger yesterday
Ahhhhh I can hear Damascus yelling about her digestive bacteria in her gut

>> No.12447141

2 bagels, fries, nuggets, and a burger all in 5 hours
Architects are winning...

>> No.12447145

>doesn't like bacon
A woman after my own heart...

>> No.12447169

>Mori had two beagles today
Chink mori....

>> No.12447177

Finish your god damn sandwich Irys.

>> No.12447181

Does she ever eat anything but carbs?

>> No.12447186

Irys collabs have more conversational flow, but Gura has a fun bratty adversarial vibe where she'll seize on some topic for laughs. They're both fun.

>> No.12447193

I hope we get some Lion King as a technicality

>> No.12447205

You need to soak lamb chops in coke to keep them from stinking shit up.
>Why would you bake potato to mash it?
Gives them a far deeper flavour since it caramelizes the starches and makes them less watery, plus it frees up the stovetop to cook whatever else you're making to go with it.
With all due respect, you're unduly paranoid. I really like both. I simply pointed out a difference. Please, for your sake, jump to conclusions less. These threads are a little better about not being horrifically on edge. Please please please let's not go back to last year.

>> No.12447206

Those combined are less than 1200kcals dude, you can easily burn it off with a 30 minutes excercise

>> No.12447230

Michael Moose would never permit it.

>> No.12447251

>Jinghis Khan
>Mori doesn't correct her
These girls are so dumb, I love them.

>> No.12447252

She also makes elevating music

>> No.12447272

>doesn't know genghis khan
What's wrong with modern education?

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>> No.12447297

I honestly can't if Irys has been pouncing Genghis Khan correctly or if I've been wrong my entire life

>> No.12447311

IRyS' brain was put in stasis 10 years ago, pls andastadt

>> No.12447328

Gif or jiff, same shit

>> No.12447330

I don't think there's really a settled pronunciation for it.

>> No.12447331

She only knows it from the song

>> No.12447339

Oh nyo

>> No.12447351

This same Anon here, I am apparently the dumb one. I kneel, Mori. Gomen.

>> No.12447357

uh hello you're owned?

>> No.12447372

Its fucking GIF because it stands for Graphics Interchange Format the format creator is literally just being a contrarian ass

>> No.12447374

We know

>> No.12447393

um ackually its Chinggis Khaan

>> No.12447395

This is the Mori thread, you can go be wrong in Global

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>> No.12447412

True. Correct.

>> No.12447414

I've only heard professors use "Jengiss" like "Jenga", kids and dumbos on tv say geng iss. Geng iss is colloquial American, Jengiss feels more correct.

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>> No.12447459

I know I'm in the right thread and I'm not wrong

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>> No.12447489

This is................... going to be interesting.

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>> No.12447501

Imagine mori's smile right now. IMAGINE.

>> No.12447515

yup, linguistics is determined by popular opinion.

>> No.12447528

The Mums got a really cute sounding voice so I hope she'll fit in well with this comfy mood

>> No.12447534

Moomers confirmed HORRIBLE teeth

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Her kouhai's love her!

>> No.12447557

>Moomer switches back to her streaming speech pattern within a sentence
...Luthorposters might be right.

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I like Mori's discord icon for Mumei

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