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(BIG VOICE) I LOVE SANA!
rrat
Ina did literally nothing to deserve this break.
KIARA LOVE
>>12393808Cool picture, my dude. boomgey ratto
>>12394060ILOVE AME! Thank you for your hard work!
>>12394060ILOVE AME
I made a really big mistake and went over to lolcow and I'm really fucking regretting it how do I erase all the things I read there from my mind please this is a serious cry for help
>>12394097
moomer study today... stream this week... nice...
>>12391164I MISS f̶̧̨̬̜̞͙̥̗̜̠̪̣̪͍̤̗̼̦̘͎̦͓̭̠̯̺̮̜̄̓͜ą̸̡̡̧̛̱͚̦̫̭͓̪̱̻̦̻͇̣̟̮̪̘̭͔͈̯̫̘̳͈͕̠̠̣̱͓̍̆̈̔̊͆͋̈́͂̏̎̾̂͋͂͋̒̎̇̄́̾̍͐̑̔̉͌̎͒̑̄ͅư̵̱̞̦̮̜̯̞̱͉̗̣̯͙͚̱̪͕͙̗̜͈̠̟̹̘̪͈̣͇͓͉̱͈͖͍͉̭̭͕̹͈̄́̓̌̓͛́̆͑̀̐͛́́̈́̓́͌͑̎̒̚̕̚͝͝͝
so we love Henma now all of sudden?
Thoughts?
I love Mori but I'm gonna post Guras because I also love her
>>12394204I just found out about Henma and I will defend them with my life
>>12394196>mumeinice!
Official HoloEN fertility rankingsUltra mommy tier:>Mori>IRySPure breeding machines. If you cum in these two at all, you're going to be a dad. No form of birth control works. Calendar method is useless, they ovulate 24/7. Impregnation will happen within the first week of trying. Average number of children: 10-14Higher than average tier:>Kiara>Ame>FaunaThis group isn't as potent as the top tier, but make no mistake, their bodies are eager for reproduction. Contraception is possible, but the risk of birth control failure is very high. I would recommend wearing a condom in combination with pills. Calendar method is not recommended. Impregnation is likely to happen within the first month of trying. Average number of children: 7-9Average tier:>Sana>Gura>MumeiThese girls are within the normal range of fecundity. You can safely get away with just pills. Calendar method is reliable if done correctly. It will probably take 2-5 months of trying for a baby to succeed. Average number of children: 4-6Below average tier.>Baelz>InaThese girls are at the lower end of the fertility scale. Pulling out is the only form of birth control you will likely need. You're more likely to use the calendar method to try to conceive, rather than prevent, with these two. It will probably take 6 months to a year of trying before you get pregnant. Average number of children: 1-3Sterile tier>KroniiCum inside all you want, there's nothing here. No medical treatments help either. Children: 0
>>12394153>going to the place with the highest concentration of schizos other than some discord channelsyou only have yourself to blame
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG2QyK4CkZcWas there even a reservation up? Youtube just notifies me out of nowhere it's live.
Do you know Pekora?
>>12393987Nijifuck is desperately grabbing anything they can find so they can "keep up" with Hololive
Damn....these dudes get to fuck your oshi....
I love Reine!
Someone have the bustin soundpost IRyS version?
Halloween bae is a gift that keeps on giving
If the Lord has mercy on his people, may the three-days that have recently expired be re-instated with haste and vigor, and may my oshi have a great stream tonight with lots of happiness.Amen.
>>12394097Appropriate picture for her whore behavior
>>12394218guerilla thoughts
>Vtubers plays games, do zatsudans, and make songs>Vsingers play games, do zatsudans, and make songsWhat is the difference?
>>12394204Speak for yourself, I always love mamatori
>>12394153>going there>thinking about going there in the first placeunironically kys
I miss Fauna...
>>12394245She's so lucky....
https://twitter.com/kakage0904/status/1455370585819672579WTF KAKAGE!?!?
>>12394226Why not post both?
SSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>12394204From the sound of it she works as a secretary for Watson Production so she's totally based in my book
Blood sucking thoughts
This thread needs more Anya
>>12394261One of them is legally bound to sing songs someone else made.
Ok real talk, what happened to Gura's spook house?
The Nephilim fears the Rat!!
>>12394237Fauna is literally a fertility goddess, if anyone is fertile it's her.Same goes for Sana, actually, space would obviously be able to pump out babiesMori is death, no babies
>>12394261>>12394259SHUT IT DOWN
https://twitter.com/hololive_EnReminder that the official Hololive english Twitter account still has yet to acknowledge the Myth original song.JP management is absolutely seething.
Irys' intro bgm is pretty funky
>>12394261Die, motherfucker!
>>12394277ok but what if I mix it up
>>12394286
>>12394218Do not post your prostitute outside of her streaming hours thank you.
Does anyone have that Ina design sheet from that Pixiv event?
The homos are collabing with Kingpri.https://twitter.com/holostarstv/status/1455372338216648704/
Is iRYS' loading screen the cleanest in all of HoLOlive?
>>12394153>going to schizo femcel menhera central while looking for topics about female streamers using an anime avatarabsolute retard
>>12394060ILOVE AMEhttps://mega.nz/folder/6A9ygJob#sSwYiPIN_SKwdPLzywfXsg/folder/jR8GyYAB
>>12394286It needs more boomgey but Anya is cool too, I guess.
>>12394261IRyS is a Disney princess, didn't you see the karaoke?
Is there a game that mori can play that would function like her jumpking streams? These jumpkasts have been super enjoyable
>>12394328based KFP telling people to post more Kiara
>ywn watch game center cx while lying your head on korone's thighs
IRyS' BGM sounds so christmas-y
>>12394328
Become
>>12394330>shota astel
>>12394153So, you got to read all of the fun things that a bunch of disgusting, farm pig women wrote over a year ago about our girls, how was it? Is it still as wacky and zany as it was last year?
>>12394237>Cum inside all you wanthell yeah
>>12394347
>>12394330Aruran's oufit looks cool af ngl
>>12394251
HIRyS!
>>12394339Which Disney princess is a whore?
>>12394278AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEXUAL AME
>>12394330>shogun>astelMORI NO
>>12394261AAAAAAAAA YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! YOU'LL RUIN US ALL!
Chumbuds, genuine questionI was told a while ago that Gura had Aqua as her oshiBut then Gura kills her, takes over her company, steals her girlfriend, steals her other girlfriend, and uses her like a retarded Jester in Umisea(everybody does but she also did)Normally I'd say that Gura would be a Niji in disguise, but if Aqua is her oshi, is she trying to mentally break Aqua to the point where she just becomes a slobbering submissive cumpet, her self-esteem so fundamentally damaged that she just becomes a dirty free use fuckdoll that walks naked on all fours in a collar and gets her body taken by Gura and anybody else she allows in without protest as she has completely submitted herself?
>>12394330damn roberu lookin good
>>12394277I like this trio
HIRyS
HiRyS!!
HiRyS!
OH NO NO NO IRYSTOKEKS THIS YOUR OSHI?
>>12394307Gura said fuck it I’ll fund the song myselfAme said fuck it I’ll fund the MV myselfMori said fuck it I’ll write it myself
HIRYS!
HIRySh!
IRyS is eating from the start of the stream
>>12394329Who?
bananarys
>>12394060IMISS AME
https://streamable.com/k9hlj0
My banana!
>>12394060ILOVE AMEHIRyS!
>>12394230Kill Omega before he steals their identity.
>>12394278Nice
>>12394330Holy shit, Aruran Shien, Oga and Son look so fucking cool.I want to manhandle the fuck out of Miyabi.
I said to IRyS that she needs to stop sucking my cock before starting but she started anyways...Sorry
>>12394330>doing the IRyS skin technique to Oga
goddammit irys i'm supposed to be getting work done
She always has to have a phallic object in the morning doesn't she?
>>12394302Mori is death, ghost babies.
Whose banana is she eating, irystokeks?
>>12394320That's fine too
Wammer...
>>12394381to test her abilities
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1455371991477719042Why did she do it?
>>12394339I've never seen a disney princess as yabe as IRyS.I've never seen one drink soda either.
>>12394342Spiritfarer
>>12394330>miyabi still looks like a girl
WAH!
Sorry guys Irys is sucking my banana right now
why does she put the banana in the fridge?
>>12394337>https://mega.nz/folder/6A9ygJob#sSwYiPIN_SKwdPLzywfXsg/folder/jR8GyYAB>YABAppropriate URL link gotta say
>>12394328"No."
what monster puts banana in the fridge?
>>12394330>hololive girls get idol outfits>holostar boys get sick jacketsthis is a fair trade, but I would prefer the roles be changed.
>>12394330About time they had some more cool shilling shit.
Bae in chat as well
Now we know how she sounds with a dick in her mouth.
>>12394330>medicos shopThanks Doc
>>12394330The boys looking good
>>12394439Who?
>>12394355Isn't he short?
>>12394412based and lolisnuffpilled
>>12394132boomgey boom
>Bae instantly in IRyS's chatThey are cute.
>>12394381>is she trying to mentally break Aqua to the point where she just becomes a slobbering submissive cumpet, her self-esteem so fundamentally damaged that she just becomes a dirty free use fuckdoll that walks naked on all fours in a collar and gets her body taken by Gura and anybody else she allows in without protest as she has completely submitted herselfYes, finally someone realizes it
>>12394475Me under the covers
Gura WILL pop in this stream
Fuck you Irys. Bae doesn't have a dick!
>>12394245But neither Bael, Ame, or Risu are my oshis
>>12394330That seaweed is looking extra fuckable
>>12394435Mine
IRySoWet
>>12394337nice collection, i will be appreciating this more later
Time to get comfy with some hopecraft. Maybe we’ll even get some Kronii!
>>12394480yeah, but in that art he looks straight up underage
>>12394389>>12394390>>12394391>>12394392>>12394394>>12394395>>12394386>>12394397>>12394399>>12394400>>12394405>>12394415>>12394419>>12394436It's IRyS!
>>12394298She gave up.
>>12394468yeah, moris.
>>12394330Bossu looks like such a dork
>>12394439Who the fuck is Towa?
>>12394330MIYABI WILL NEVER BE A MALE
>>12394433Anon, most people call that miscarriage.
>>12394411Hush, piggy bank. A good chuuba is streaming now.
>>12394328But we love Kiara here
Cute divorced couple
>>12394440The yabe is in your head, she says she's 100% seiso.
>>12394362It's really funny how bent out of shape they got about the cunnyshit. Other than that I'm extremely upset at myself for visiting there.
>>12394388Hey me too!
>>12394346kfp are barely here when kiara streams why would they be here now
>>12394330How does Rikka look more homosexual then fucking Astel and catboy shogun?
>>12393954Speak to the doc, anon. Why do you think Ina doesn't deserve it? Let it all out
>>12394440>I've never seen one drink soda either.Huh... interesting
>>12394153>lolcow>bratWhy am I not surprised?
>>12394381Every celebrity has schizo fans
>Irys keeps her bananas in the fridgedo people actually do this?
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1455369070384062468
>>12394302>Mori is death, no babiesThat's the trap you fall into and how you end up with a troupe of half raper half skeleton children. Before anything can die there has to be life, hence her impressive mammaries.
>>12394520kek
>>12394520If you can hang out with your ghost baby in the Underworld, I think it still qualifies as a success.
>>12394538>Anon coping now
>>12394381>is she trying to mentally break Aqua to the point where she just becomes a slobbering submissive cumpet, her self-esteem so fundamentally damaged that she just becomes a dirty free use fuckdoll that walks naked on all fours in a collar and gets her body taken by Gura and anybody else she allows in without protest as she has completely submitted herself?Wasn't that fucking obvious?
>>12394440I'm sure they've drank soda in some commercial.
>New Ina member postI miss Ina
>>12394330God damn my boys got the drip
>>12394556>Lennon >peaceful
IRySmug
Creative mode...she's getting addicted now
>>12394557The fuck is this
>Irys keeps bananas in the fridge
>>12394541>sleveless turtleneck croptopidk you tell me
>creativeOH NO NO NO
>>12394434I literally need more MorIna streams asap i dont know how but they bounce off each other too wellalso please more rainforest im going to die if i dont get a rainforest collab soon
>>12394440Name One (1) thing she's said that was yabe
Is it Elytra or Elytra?
La creatividad forma japones?
>>12394556>2pac>KilledRumoa
IRYS STOLE AME'S CREATIVE MODE IDEA WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?
>>12394579Where is this illustration from? I wanna follow the artist.
Ame taught IRyS how to use creative mode, I kneel
>>12394557NO!!! NOT THOSE... TWO!!!!!who were they supposed to be again
>>12394238What is the audio from?
>another soulless farmNo....
What a great time to wake up in the middle of the night. Just in time for more Minecraft
>>12394606
>>12394607It's Live Again
>>12394532You should be! And remember, a lot of the things they wrote there are complete headcanon, fabricated in their Prozac addled brains.
>>12394556half of these were hit jobs
>>12394556>lennon peaceful
>>12394606>>12394368
>>12394607it's ˈe-lə-trə
no no no she can't be using creative mode this can't be happening right now
>>12394584same
>>12394625I wish my grass was that green...
>>123945562pac and BIG were killed by the CIA just like XXXTent and Malcolm X.>Hurr medsKill yourself it's true.
>>12394607neither, it's eritora
i think Aruran, Kiara and Fubuki should form a group
>>12394628Unused Hololive designs
Post chat I'm not home.
>>12394556Fuck john Lennon
>>12394556>Dimebag
>>12394330>Rikka looks more sexual than MiyabiThis wasn't part of the plan....
>>12394538Yes, you bullied them out of the thread. Your work here is done.
>>12394556Let us count our blessings and give thanks that we are not in a world line where John Lennon is still living.
Ah yes, an IRyS Minecraft stream during SEA deadhours, my favorite type of content
Fucking hell IRyS, don't build a melon farm at Sora station, just build a stall to give out the melons.
>>12394628THEY WERE REAL NIGGAS
>>12394621
>>12394514Watame deez nuts
>lets see those melons growUUUUUOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>12394663here you go bro
>>12394557Forgotten to time...
irys playing mc in her room while farting...
IRyS' /g/ arc begins now
Your numbers for OctoberChumbuds>Overlap with Ame: 18.46%>Overlap with Bae: 19.21%>Overlap with Fauna: 13.77%>Overlap with Ina: 22.09%>Overlap with IRyS: 18.63%>Overlap with Kiara: 19.34%>Overlap with Kronii: 21.72%>Overlap with Mori: 20.89%>Overlap with Mumei: 16.21%>Overlap with Sana: 7.79%Deadbeats>Overlap with Ame: 26.71%>Overlap with Bae: 32.6%>Overlap with Fauna: 21.53%>Overlap with Gura: 43.99%>Overlap with Ina: 33.37%>Overlap with IRyS: 31.69%>Overlap with Kiara: 34.36%>Overlap with Kronii: 33.03%>Overlap with Mumei: 23.65%>Overlap with Sana: 13%IRyStocrates>Overlap with Ame: 30.22%>Overlap with Bae: 42.93%>Overlap with Fauna: 28.68%>Overlap with Gura: 48.87%>Overlap with Ina: 40.86%>Overlap with Kiara: 38.38%>Overlap with Kronii: 42.21%>Overlap with Mori: 39.49%>Overlap with Mumei: 31.11%>Overlap with Sana: 17.49%KFP>Overlap with Ame: 29.75%>Overlap with Bae: 35.01%>Overlap with Fauna: 24.88%>Overlap with Gura: 45.69%>Overlap with Ina: 38.78%>Overlap with IRyS: 34.56%>Overlap with Kronii: 33.56%>Overlap with Mori: 38.55%>Overlap with Mumei: 25.47%>Overlap with Sana: 15.09%Takodachis>Overlap with Ame: 30.51%>Overlap with Bae: 34.29%>Overlap with Fauna: 26.48%>Overlap with Gura: 48.87%>Overlap with IRyS: 34.45%>Overlap with Kiara: 36.31%>Overlap with Kronii: 36.73%>Overlap with Mori: 35.06%>Overlap with Mumei: 29.09%>Overlap with Sana: 15.16%Teamates>Overlap with Bae: 35.53%>Overlap with Fauna: 26.53%>Overlap with Gura: 55.18%>Overlap with Ina: 41.23%>Overlap with IRyS: 34.43%>Overlap with Kiara: 37.64%>Overlap with Kronii: 37.4%>Overlap with Mori: 37.92%>Overlap with Mumei: 29.34%>Overlap with Sana: 16.29%
>>12394584DAMNIT SUSAN
My oshi is smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?
WhoaI haven't played minecraft in years and still remember a bunch of funny commandsIs it autism?
Breast expansionrys
>>12394556>Lennon>Imagine>PeacefulCommie song for commies.
>>12394716yes
>>12394702ALL ME BABY
>>12394702Bratz>Overlap with Ame: 30.13%>Overlap with Fauna: 28.81%>Overlap with Gura: 48.67%>Overlap with Ina: 39.29%>Overlap with IRyS: 41.47%>Overlap with Kiara: 37.56%>Overlap with Kronii: 44.12%>Overlap with Mori: 39.24%>Overlap with Mumei: 33.35%>Overlap with Sana: 17.49%Hoomans>Overlap with Ame: 30.18%>Overlap with Bae: 40.46%>Overlap with Fauna: 31.29%>Overlap with Gura: 49.83%>Overlap with Ina: 39.05%>Overlap with IRyS: 36.46%>Overlap with Kiara: 33.15%>Overlap with Kronii: 44.43%>Overlap with Mori: 34.54%>Overlap with Sana: 17.07%Kroneys>Overlap with Ame: 25.87%>Overlap with Bae: 35.99%>Overlap with Fauna: 25.91%>Overlap with Gura: 44.9%>Overlap with Ina: 34.33%>Overlap with IRyS: 33.26%>Overlap with Kiara: 29.37%>Overlap with Mori: 32.43%>Overlap with Mumei: 29.88%>Overlap with Sana: 14.23%Sanalites>Overlap with Ame: 41.57%>Overlap with Bae: 52.65%>Overlap with Fauna: 42.82%>Overlap with Gura: 59.39%>Overlap with Ina: 52.28%>Overlap with IRyS: 50.85%>Overlap with Kiara: 48.74%>Overlap with Kronii: 52.5%>Overlap with Mori: 47.11%>Overlap with Mumei: 42.35%Saplings>Overlap with Ame: 33.68%>Overlap with Bae: 43.14%>Overlap with Gura: 52.25%>Overlap with Ina: 45.43%>Overlap with IRyS: 41.48%>Overlap with Kiara: 39.97%>Overlap with Kronii: 47.56%>Overlap with Mori: 38.8%>Overlap with Mumei: 38.62%>Overlap with Sana: 21.3%
>>12394620IRyS more like COPYIS
>>12394153At least KF had the wisdom to ban vtuber discussion.
Ina? More like PEE-na
>>12394697WTF IS WRONG WITH KRONII???
Oh fuck IRyS is going to start her redstone arc
>>12394712>Can you say the same?Given the negative shit I say about her, probably not.
Irys is programming!
Irys never played Skyrim confirmed
>>12394684SEAristocrats..
>>12394651>(((CIA)))
Irys is hacking the Minecraft mainframe
>>12394702>>12394738Is this a bot?
>>12394712Skyrim VR soon, Chumbie.
>>12394693Ah, I have noticed only a moment too late my dumbassery. I'm following Ina on Twitter. How did I miss this?
>>12394629https://youtu.be/n2VfL6M_Vyc?t=114/lit/schizo youtuber.He's a funny guy.It's funnier if you read the books he is "talking" about.
>>12394712All I can say is that my oshi would neverEVERsupport the filthy fucking Th****r.
>grown adults have never heard the word elytra before Minecraftsrsly?
>>12394752Deadbeatchama...
I feel like this stuff is far beyond IRyS
>>12394702>chumbuds have almost no overlap
>>12394762>watch irys and ignore threadOh nyo
now irys is become LA CREATIVIDAD
>>12394605The MorIna drought has ended, now we wait for the Rainforest to rise.
>>12394734Dr> Breen's Private Reserve
>>12394762I'm a [spoilwr] sapling
>>12394802cool rrat mom
She's so airheaded I love her
>>12394741They have a vtuber thread that's fairly active, mostly used by people who actually like vtubers from what I remember.
Is IRyS a bit... pregnant?
Learning camel-case with IRyS!
>>12394702Surprised there’s still so many KFBeats, will we never be rid of their kind?
>>12394812yes please
>>12394775Anon, you're hilarious.Thanks for making my night.
20fps...
>>12394381Congrats! You've cracked the code
>>12394330wasnt the Azure Lane collab a big deal for Hololive's growth? wonder if this would be like that for the Stars
>>12394556>DimebagI still can’t believe it
>>12394816sEAplingchama.....
>>12394830Yeah, and Im the father
Ummm bros?
Wamy is using her ice elf powers in game
>>12394830Yeah, with me
>>12394353I REJECT RAMIREZ
>>12394820Did somebody say ratto? Don't forget to ignore all Ogey peko and embrace boomgey ratto
>>12394816>[spoilwr]
>>12394785Sorry if we're off having careers rather than studying beetles or whatever the fuck
>>12394782shes a knife ear....
>>12394651XXXTent was a retarded baby nigger that was overdue to get slumped
>>12394762Back in my day we just called them "32%."And back before that in my day, we called them "moogles."
>>12394651it's true
>>12394785>Either of the leathery or chitinous forewings of a beetle or a related insect, serving to encase the membranous hind wings used in flight. Also called wing case.Do I look like an insectologist to you?
>>12394328I find it pretty funny that this is the optimal way to ask for pictures of a Holo here.
>>12394855what's wrong
>>12394855SEX SEX SEX THEY ARE THEY ARE THEY FUGHIHGDIGN AREIEHIGHGINGB
>>12394816Nice spoilwr, retard
>>12394814Funny you posting in this thread in particular.
>>12394797On the other hand, everybody loves Gura.
>>12394855UWAAAAAA SEEEEEGGGG
>>12394353What color are Wamy's pubes?
>>12394839they're too based to ever die
>>12394816saplings will defend this and act like its normal for board culture
>>12394854>>12394857FATHER AND SON
>>12394606https://mega.nz/folder/PJljFaDC#bERcB4FtvuLJpahT2AFb5Q/folder/CQdC1b4C
>IRyS got Bunkeronii perms
>They're beds aren't together anymoreIrys is having trouble in paradise
irys helping kronii fill the bunkeronii with farts...
WHAT THE FUCK?!
>>12394797>>12394896meanwhile...sana...
>>12394702I am the 3rd rarest as a Saplingbud
>>12394872I am going to fucking murder youHOW FUCKING DARE YOU COMPARE HER TO THE FUCKING THALM*RSCUM
>IRyS and Reine are now having sex with Kronii
>>12394830Yeah with Gura.
>>12394830She wishes
>open armsafter she fucking killed Kronii and her arms dropped to the sides completely lifeless.
Imagine the smell of their sweaty cunts grinding together in minecraft
>>12394855MODS!
>>12394812im not a shipfag but rainforest is real and Mori will marry Ame and Gura can be there too if she wants
>>12394298They kinda look like irys
How can Hololive not have enough applicants? Scout some succesful indies like Pikamee/kson
>>12394928The clock...
Why everyone love bunkeronii? I don't understand.Living underground is bad for your health.
THE DYKE BUNKER & IRYS
>>12394785Not everyone is an entomologist
>>12394905With all my heart and soul
>>12394738From this, we can glean>Kronies are the chumsharts of EN2, as in they barely watch other holos and are mostly normalfag redditards. Explains the numbers.>Sanalites are the most pro-unity EN2 fanbase, on par with Teamates.>Outside of Kronii, EN2 numbers are not sustainable, since most of their fanbase is made up of other EN fanbases. In other words, they have less "authentic fans" than EN1, except for Kronii the redditard.
>step outside for a bit>miss 10 minutes of IRySDon't go outside, kids
Why are the edited Kiara's with large eyes erotic..
>>12394590>>12394642>>12394664>>12394685>>12394723What are you talking about?
>>12394880Entomologist
>Irys, Kronii and Reine living in the same houseImagine the steamy yuri sex...
There are more Endermen every fucking time I look at a Minecraft stream in the Bunkeronii
>>12394908
>>12394948kek
>>12394855Canon
>>12394873Speak English nigger
>>12394891why is Mittsu like this?
>>12394697>this models didn't make it>IRyS' didshe would have rocked any of those two.
>>12394537>Some day, I want to watch real stars with youAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! I WANTED THAT POV!
>>12394939
>>12394702Chumbuds really dont watch Hololive lol
What's the fucking point of having a door if the entrance is that scaffolding? is not like a mob that isn't an enderman can enter
>>12394926I hadn’t noticed the Thai or comparison until now… and it works really well, holy fuck.
TOPLESS IRyS
>>12394954don't quit your day job anon
>>12394908I respect the dedication.
>>12394964They're talking about everything that they are not talking about.
>>12394964lennon beat his wife anon
>>12394948Just wait, she'll be converted soon
>>12394986Slumped is slang for killed, as in slumping over when you die.
>>12394896>everybody
>>123946512Pac is chilling in Cuba
>Irys and Kronii constantly playing off-stream>Kronii was actively trying to fuck Irys during the collab yesterdayIs it safe to say they are?
>IRyS' chest is missing so she's growing melons. Naruhodo ne.
>>12395007I don't type in other Holo chats.
>>12395007Based Chumbud
>>12395039ah...
>>12395024wtf based
>>12394741Null made a big stink about the thread, and because he's a willfully ignorant pedophile he had to barge in and demand to know why people were enjoying free entertainment on the Internet simply because it involved underage-looking anime girls. He was rightfully laughed out of the thread and in the wake of his absence the posters there have only become more amicable. It's a very good resource for getting a general overview of what's happening in the wider vtuber space but the amount of tinfoil shit and crossposting from /vt/ leaves much to be desired.
>>12394963because kiara is erotic
Imagine if cover pulled this shit for EN2 or vsinger
>>12395039I wish she released a final version
>>12395039Not cunny, don't care.
>>12395038IRyS will fuck anyone who fulfills two requirements:>slightly attractive in any sense>not a piece of shit
>>12395039Come back mmln…
>>12394697I get why they didn't use the right one, the tail and hair color are practically the only differences from Haachama, but it's a shame the other one won't get used.
>>12394954
>>12394702do people type in chats they aren't a member in? i never do it, even though i watch pretty much all the ens
>>12394797I’m absolutely shocked the the vtuber with twice as many subs as the second most in her company has a lower percentage of overlap with the others
>>12395074DONTA
>>12395054RRAT: No one wants to touch hololive on the JP side after what happened with coco
>>12395039I miss mamaloni
>>12394412>Members stream>1 day agoNobody told me...
>>12395024So he's nene's type
>>12394797i mean the numbers only look that bad because alot of chumbuds do only watch gura but better way to think about it is >gura has average 20% overlap with 18k viewer average or about 3600 chumbuds will go to other streams>ame with 35%~ overlap with 7500 average viewers means about 2650 teamates will go to other streamseven though less chumbuds technically overlap a fuck ton of chumbuds still overlap
>>12394944They had to settle for a bunch of whores for en2 &Irys. Most good women don't want to be vtubers.
wtf, I didn't know you could craft whole watermelons
>>12395033Gura's the holo all other fanbases overlap the most with.
Is it normal to love Lamy?
>>12395039needs stink clouds
>>12395073Hey, I know someone who fulfills both those requirements!
>>12394738>overlap with Gura is fucking huge for every EN>durr hurr Chumbuds don't watch other ENs It just sounds like people are mad they can't have ALL of Gura's audience, even though their numbers are pumped up by chumbuds to begin with.
>>12395093At least you already understand it's a shitty narrative, heavily divorced from truth.
>>12395039*sniffs* *licks*
So beyond all expectations IRyS is somehow getting better at Minecraft
KRONII PLEASE ENTER AND GIVE US GUERILLA KINO YOU FUCKING WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>12395054Roberu is still searching for the JP gen. Expect more networking
Ina secret project is a new song with Mori. You heard it here first.
Ina cheated during the summer festival
>>12395086I'm membered to all of EN1 but I only type in my oshi's chat, except maybe if I feel like I can answer some boring question for the others.
>>12395092me too
>>12395133Kek
>>12395073My boy is in danger
>>12395073any other criteria cause i'm batting 0/2 right now
>>12394777I didn't understand a single thing that man uttered.
>>12395117Incorrect, deadbeat.Mori is not "slightly attractive in any sense."She's "Incredibly attractive in a traditional sense."
>>12395092I still hope we get this trinity together on stream at some point
>>12395122Chumbuds and Sanalites (and maybe Bratz) are the bread and butter of HoloEN. If someone belongs to any of those three fanbases the chances of them being a unityfag skyrocket simply by association with their oshi.
>>12395112Still not everyone
>>12395146yeah, with me
>>12395125The only other alternative is they bumped up their expectations for talents after EN and JP females are hacks.
>>12394921>>12394896>>12394702>>12394738>>12395007>>12394954>>12394920>>12394839This metric has always been and will always be the most retarded metric to ever grace these threads. Each and everyone of these assholes is interpreting it wrong because if you actually interpret it right, it means absolutely nothing at all.
ame doko...
>>12394330So what exactly is happening? I thought they were doing a gacha collab like the Azur Lane one, but the website says they are getting outfits.
>>12394908Downloaded
>>12395171So the question is… is IRyS enough of a top to conquer Mori?
Why haven't they put more statues on the Pantsu Express?
>>12395145>secretYou mean the music video she said she was working on to be released in November?
>>12394954Are you still assfucked from that one time Kronii did voice request?
>>12394992Something in their water
>>12395054>councilMaybe they should
>>12395158Oh no you're just shit out of luck
>>12395033Yes everybody. And if you don’t like her then you are lower than a worm and must be exterminated. I don’t make the rules, I just follow them.
when will fauna continue RE7?
>>12395208IRyS is clearly a power bottom
>>12395039I miss the crunchy one
>>12395145isn't it the cover song swith kiara?
>>12394855
GURA CUTE GURA CUTEhttps://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1328351593066991616?s=20
>>12395054It's simple anon.>People don't want completely premade/designed models>Those who did were not worthy enough to join HololiveThey'll most likely never do that again>Inb4 people mistake "pre-made models" with "they don't have a say" when that's not what Kiara said
>>12395198Probably having rough sex with her wife
>>12395133>Racist NiggasMy fucking sides.
Gura schedule doko?
>>12394975Kronii’s NBA franchise please understand
MERU LOVE
Which holos other than Mori can rap?I know Gura can, Watame can, Korone can do a decent job, who else? Just wanna see who Mori could possibly make a song with.
>>12395146And she got away with it.
>>12395174That's true!t. Chumbud and Unitychad
>>12394899blue of course
>>12395189At least you already understand you have no talent for creating narratives.
>>12395146It's the optifine zoom thing right?
IRyS is ruining the illusion
>>12395176kanata's too loud
>Halloween is over>it's November 1st
>>12395082>they didn't use the right oneIt's more of a "no one wanted something premade" anon
>>12395208IRyS is possibly the move power bottom I've ever seen
>>12395136>beyond all expectationsSomeone that's practically never played it becomes better after doing so. Remember that being a dummy's all an act, Irys is in control.
>>12395221fuck, least alcohol doesn't care what i look like. time for more
>>12395239
>>12395222look at that grilled cheese stretch..
IRyS got pranked....
>baelz is still leeching off of Irys after Irys made it clear she only wanted to fuck Kroniifuck off aussie chink homo pandering whore>baelz is still leeching off of Irys after Irys made it clear she only wanted to fuck Kroniifuck off aussie chink homo pandering whore>baelz is still leeching off of Irys after Irys made it clear she only wanted to fuck Kroniifuck off aussie chink homo pandering whore
>>12395230And Mori’s just a plain bottom, hence the question.
>>12395256Kiara can kind of, she’s done Black Eyed Peas and Fergie songs in karaoke before.
>>12395256Reine did a good job in the BADDEST. Ame has the potential to be decent as well.
>>12395261then i will stop rejecting
>>12395256Bae didn't do too bad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09xVC-xun_c
>>12395227Hopefully this week
>>12395245I can't deny that when we have proof like THIS
>>12395253INA NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT YOU'LL GET CANCELLED
>>12395262Seething lmao
>>12395289Try spamming it harder, maybe she'll read it.
>>12395266>2022 soon
>>12395250Probably on Wednesday
>>12395225Try it
>12395289Watch how the rare Baelz anti struggles to make up things to dislike about the based trilingual rrat. caught up in a maelstrom of their own retardation, the anti must repeat their mantra to themselves, lashing out in the hopes that someone, anyone will give them (you)s
>>12395317This artist makes some good petite and cunny shit T o T
>>12395165>>12395123>>12395074>>12395253>>12395297i can browse the #inART tag myself. stop wasting image slots if you have nothing to say.
Everytime I am reminded how frustrating and simultaneously entertaining IRyS' minecraft streams are.
>>12395256I know Reine can
>that voicedamn that would have been interesting
>>12395146Mind's Eye (True) Rank A
fucking kek IRyS trying a Bae voice
>>12395256
REMINDER THAT IF YOU DRAW HENMA SHE SHOULD BE A CHUBBY OL WITH EXTREMELY LARGE BREASTSTHANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
>>12395146Hey, we don't use Ogey peko anymore. Here's an updated version. No need to thank me
>>12395256https://youtu.be/n9AkIEDVHoU
THEY ARE
>>12395326MEIDOS
>>12395335
>>12395253THE ANGEL OF DEATH
>>12395344>>12395289ftfy
>>12395374THEY ARE NOT
I'm so fucking mad that boomboomgey is actually becoming a thing. Fuck you whoever has been spamming that because it's actually catching on
Sex with IRyS
I can only think of Bae in an erotic way
THEY ARE THEY ARE THEY ARE
You joke but Irys will be masturbating to this poem later off stream.
>>12395364Henma doxxDo not open
>>12395344Post the one where she lifts up her top revealing her tits but censored
>>12394697>>12394557>these two models had to die and NO ONE uses them>IRyS is stuck with this abomination while her dad creeps on her on twitter while shilling NFTsEXPLAIN THIS SHIT
>>12395407later?lmao
>>12395039As a himedanshi I just love to see 2 or more girls being affectionate with each other or fuck the brains out of each other.
>>12395398
>>12395352
Hypothetically, presume that 90% of JP are honest about not having sex since they debuted at the bare minimum. Bad start but please keep reading, it's a real question and I need an answerThat's not the important part, but it's tangential to the main point. So is this though; everybody knows that the longer you don't have sex, the more desperate you become. Most kinks develop either because of bad sex or no sex, and the no sex often happen after the build up. The sexual tension builds up, obviously. Pretty clear cut as we've all been there, the heat and pressure in your loins. Time offers no resp8te, drugs and meditation does nothing, each passing day of no sex makes you feel that unquenchable thirst and single-minded desire. So if they are single, if they aren't fucking, and they've just been waiting, waiting as their craving grew and grew without end...some of these girls have had it build inside of them for years anon, years. They all congregated in Tokyo as their hunger grew and here's the crux; right now in Tokyo there is a particular small region that contains relatively close-together housing of most of these Holos, their desire overflowing with no release possible, and all of that energy is just boiling in the air itself, and with so many sources of it so close together, aren't there problems that can occur? The world isn't built to handle that much lust in one place I feel. If we went to Tokyo right now, we could probably recognize the location Holos are in by the appearance of heatwaves in what I'll dub the "Erogenous Zone" of Tokyo. I have a feeling that this can only lead to natural disasters and sexual disasters to come as the energy reaches a breaking point and begins to try and fuck the laws of reality themselves. What do you think we should be doing about this?
This pairing was so random and yet in ended up working so well.
>>12395298IRyS and Mori, although you'd think otherwise, are one hundred percent unable to fuck.IRyS wants to be FUCKED. Mori will NEVER be her Amazon, because Mori doesn't FUCK girls, she would at best BE FUCKED by an agressively horny woman.IRyS' intense sexual frustration continues due to this inherent mismatch.
SlutRys...
Sorry anons but Irys is my favorite EN member
>>12395335EN Gen 3 soon.
>>12395266>Mariah Carey has already moved over to my ears
>>12395307so this is the power of blue pubes...
>>12395367i swear, if this forced shit starts being unironically used i will send a red ars supa to bae
Why does Bea and IRyS banter so much? Weird there is almost no art of the two together though, despite how much they interact.
>>12395419
I humbly request soundposts made from the HoloEN collab.
>>12395424If IRyS' model is so bad why do you always use an image edited to make her look worse
>>12395437yeah with me
>>12395458>>12395459sugoi
>>12395385>nobody clipped her maddo scientist intoI thought takos were cultured.
Kronii...Bae is gonna steal IRyS away again...
Haters gonna hate.
>>12394816You will all be saplings
>>12395297She's zooming!
Why did Gura turn all of her friends into candy?
>>12395458>>12395459Sugoi
>>12395461Ah yes that's the stuff
>>12395458I love how much they banter and interact with each other. It's a real shame they don't have art together
>>12395458>>12395459WOAH
KRONII LOG ON BEFORE THIS WHORE STEALS YOUR WIFE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEE
>>12395416Well, the cat's out of the bag. Hello /vt/ I am Henma.
>>12395424IRyS's design is better than the left one, and maybe the right one too.
>>12395476It was so good too, clippers are such fags
>>12395458>>12395459It's like magic.
>>12395256I want to see Noel rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMgiadw0m0o&t=1638s>THEY are kinda like my personal assistants.Reminder, Ame has multiple managers now.
>>12395458>>12395459S-sugoi
>>12395458>>12395459Put me in the screenshot
I prefer KroniiRyS since you can feel that Kronii's genuinely horny for Irys.
>>12395352You can just ask for lewder Ina pics, anon
>>12394702>>12394738>teamates supposedly watch Bae more than anyone in council>/hlgg/ aka /ameg/ barely talks about her and her split is deadIt doesn't add up
>>12395455Just doing my job, pal.
Sana was already the saviourfags choice but now even I feel like I need to save her
>>12395458ever heard of talking off stream?
When you're on the internet, nobody knows you're Risu.
>>12395256Kiara LITERALLY AND UNIRONICALLY MOGS Mori. I don't give a shit what anyone says, she has untapped potential.https://streamable.com/b8mj6s
>>12395491she loves Ame
>>12394855Based take
>>12395458>>12395459
>>12395256Kiara has some sort of innate ability to freestyle
>>12395061I like this soundpost
>>12395487uuuuuuuuuuu I'm becoming a tree
>>12395256Kronii literally raps better than Mori.
One day IRyS and Bae will actually fuck IRL and be like "Lol, what a great prank, ex-wifey, hahaha!"
>>12395458They're the Gurame of their gen basically
Adultery with the Rat!
>>12395531Would you kindly post several lewder Ina pics anon
>>12395424Counterpoint: Why didn't Irys simply ask?Answer: Literally no one wants a premade model. That can fly in the beginning but not now. Also see >>12395472
>>12395458>>12395459Woah
>>12395552thank
when the fuck did we start accepting saplings
>>12395532Why would anybody not talk about their Oshi? It's a perfectly good post to talk about them with.
>>12395344There actually seems to be quite a few Bae antis in /hlg/. I went to check out how they reacted to the Halloween collab, it was pretty awful/pathetic.
>>12395453
>>12395491cute tako slippers
>>12395458>>12395459Wow, IRyS has nice legs
IRyS is a rrat peddler
IRYS HAD RATS
IRyS wants babies
BREEDING BAE
>>12395341none of the people in this picture are female
>>12395541Now I kinda want Kiara to have a rap original.
IRyS so horny today. Is she ovulating?
tranny rrat...
>>12395541Damn, kusotori got them bars.
>>12395437TL;DR>HoloJP is such a congregation of sexually frustrated women that they have created a Schwarzwelt of sexual repression inside of multiple Tokyo Wards
I will be having sex with Gura now, enjoy the IRyS stream
>immaculate conception
>>12395614>>12395616>>12395621>>12395628Rats and mice are different species you stupid fucking uneducated retards. They're not even in the same genus. Mus musculus vs. rattus norvegicus. Dumb fucks
>>12395458>>12395459I'm going to have sex with AmeRyS.
IRyS wtf
>>12395627>today
>>12395102Hadn't considered that. Huh.Stop posting Tokyo Godfathers. It makes me sad to remember that we'll probably never get a watchalong.
>>12395577
IRyS literally cannot stop talking about breeding.
>Bae could potentially give virgin birthS-sugoi
The pet store probably threw all of those baby mice in the garbage
ahthere's your daily "IRyS talks about breeding/babies" part of the stream
IRyS talking about pregnancy again...
>>12395642i mean, that's just like your opinion. im free to have my own opinion
>>12395642shut up nerd
>>12395640IS THAT A
Phew, I was worried about what Irys' family ended up doing with the baby mice...
>>12395458>>12395459Wait a minute, the colors of the skins don't match!
>>12395566https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AuQZrUHjhg
>>12395654yeah, me
>>12395642ogey
>>12395604based
>>12395615>Ame, Mumei, and IRyS have consumed spice
>>12394237this is a giant pile of crock shit anon Mori's eggs are as autistic as her and are too dense to be impregnated
>>12395601She's extremely easy to hate, but I would take those supposed antis with an equally extreme grain of salt. The amount of shit being spewed forth at IRyS last night was absolutely embarrassing, reeked of newfagchaama more than usual for a bigger collab.
>>12395577too busy watching irys to dump a bunch but here's a classic
>>12395595Since mods defend cuckoldry
>>12395289fuck off child
>>12395650Anon…
Hi /hlgg/!I just wanted to share an interesting fact: Did you know that human female breastmilk is actually quite good for baking?
Hey, where’s the EN Server NPC?
>>12395640I just had sex with Gura though and she's sleeping now..
>>12395657No way, what a waste. They probably fed them to snakes
>>12395657Why would they do that, literally free snake food.
Is she aware that automation can cause server lag?
>>12395642rattus lmaooo that's so funny XD
>>12395642SEA has the same word for rrat and mice.
BaeRys > KroniiRys > MoriRys
>>12395650Why are there so many people that don't know about Gura's watchalongs? We had another guy the other day that didn't know she did Shaun of the Dead too.
>>12395640Have fun, Shion
>>12395577Here ya go
>>12395683It was just the same thing that Kiara gets, calm your tits.
>>12395714AgreedRyS
>>12395695Rehab
>>12395714wrong
JUST FUCK ALREADY AND I CAN WATCH
>>12394237Fixed HoloEN fertility rankingsActual fertility goddesses:-SanaLiterally the embodiment of the thing that birthed everything. You could cum in any of her holes and she'd still probably end up pregnant somehow. On the bright side her hips are designed for pain free birth and her jugs become even more swollen fountains of space milk.-FaunaA literal fertility goddess, is probably constantly horny and embarrassed about it. Nature's entire purpose is to spread its genes, expect at least a dozen children.Superhuman breeding potential:-BaelzShe's a rat, anon, of course she'd be pumping out little brats left and right.-IRySHalfbreed, probably half succubus too. Feels an insatiable need to continue her cursed lineage no doubt. The most sexual holo.High fertility:-GuraDon't let her diminutive frame fool you, Gura is a mommy trapped in a loli's body, a shockingly feminine girl despite her bratty nature. Regardless will constantly tease you even when you aren't lovemaking.-AmeliaWould be average if it weren't for her bad habit of abusing her time powers to poke holes in your condoms before sex.Low fertility:-MumeiCivilization, while useful, isn't conducive to high fertility. You will probably have to pump her full of cum every night if you want even a remote hope of her baring your children, and even then she might forget that you're trying to get her pregnant and she might use contraceptives anyway.-KiaraTrying to impregnate a bird is tough enough, but a magical fire bird just makes things even more complex. Not impossible if you're determined, but you'll need a bit of luck.-InaPractically a stick figure, even if years of having eldritch magics coursing through her veins didn't dramatically reduce her odds of a successful pregnancy, the fact that she's as thin as she is makes the prospect of getting her pregnant dangerous as well.Infertile:-KroniiAs the counterpart of space, time is inherently non-conducive to fertility and childbirth. Also years of marijuana abuse has left her uterus shriveled and destitute.-MoriAn embodiment of death, is about as likely to give you children as the ghosts she guides to the afterlife.
>>12395050All their bragging about being the best place for vtuber discussion rightfully drew in a crowd of retards desperate to be cool. A year ago I used that thread to see what a comparatively normalfag audience knew of ongoing chink matters.
>>12395541I remember that stream, it was fun. I don't get why people refuse to watch Kiara. I get that she can be a bit too much in collabs, but her solo streams are Kino and more people should check them out.
Towa...
Why have I been enjoying IRyS streams the most during the last weeks or so.She was supposed to be bad and has one of the worst avatars.What happened, /vt/? How did she become one of the most enjoyable EN VTubers?
>>12395595she got her roots in me somehow
Would you consider yourself to be a gachikoi? If so do you embrace it or do you try to resist it?
>>12395642ogey rrat
Do you guys think cover will ever fix IRyS model ?
Since when were these WHORES allowed to collab with the Kings?
IRyS FACT:>She does not believe Divorce exists
>>12395642At least write the names properly nigga
>>12395464
>>12395642okay nerd xd
>>12395714ReineRyS > *
>>12395714MyRyS >>>>>>>> all
>>12395750
>>12395695got bullied out of minecraft by /hlgg/ and /infinity/ just plays animal crossing now since she can't get stalked by 4chan there
>>12395525Hololive EN is becoming Hololive AME
>>12395750it's that
>>12395714I prefer MeRyS
Asian EN members need to tread carefully. They are creating cliques and that's not good for group synergy.
>>12395765Most based thing I ever heard.
>>12395642Rats are mice that live outside and mice are rats that live inside
>>12395712So does Japan...
Doing my vod reps>Ame: I want to add some underwater ambience to gura's roomPlease!
>>12395700>>12395702snakemind...
>>12395753She's a good streamer, despite her silly avatar. And when you can understand what someone is saying, you don't need to focus on their anime avatar
>>12395722NOOOOO I'M BECOMING LAMY
>>12395489Did you do the GOINAGO streamable as well? I love these selections
>>12395745gayest post itt
put meerkats in minecraft
>Gura is still leeching off of Mori after Mori made it clear she only wanted to fuck Gurafuck off burger loving mint stealing whore>Gura is still leeching off of Mori after Mori made it clear she only wanted to fuck Gurafuck off burger loving mint stealing whore>Gura is still leeching off of Mori after Mori made it clear she only wanted to fuck Gurafuck off burger loving mint stealing whore
>>12395765Based catholic IRyS
>>12395571This is true!
>>12395765Then what the fuck did my parents do then?
>>12395683>She's extremely easy to hateI don't watch her, why is that?
>>12395753IRyS naturally appeals to someone from 4chan:>She's a massive coomer but somewhat hides it behind a guise of innocence which idolfags drool for>people on 4chan alt tab all the time so you can enjoy her voice and avoid looking at her face
>>12395753t. day 1 IRyStocrat
>>12395835Me, sorry bro.
I got kidnapped and turned into a tree
>>12395804Perfect, we will now fuck.
>>12395784
>>12395753Please, why don't you all go away...We're full...
>>12395753>was supposed to be bad>become one of the most enjoyableShe's been roughly the same since the start. I think she's one of the least changed holos in EN. Its just that you didn't watch her.
>>12395745
>>12395802sounds like more reason cover should fix up their fuck ups
>>12395784Where is this illustration from? I wanna follow the artist.
>>12395843Her face is not that bad.
>>12395857holy shit this Fauna is hot
>>12395683You're still seething huh? I actually think I recognize you.
>>12395766Do fujos actually find this atractive? actually curious, I know nothing about that side.
>>12395830>why do people from /v/ talk like thiswhy do people from /v/ talk like this>why do people from /v/ talk like thiswhy do people from /v/ talk like this
>>12395843I'm in too deep and like her model now.
>>12395571this will also happen mori and ina and mori and guraexcept they'll do their "bro LARP""haha man we're just two dudes hanging.. you know..." tongue fucking ensues
>>12395765>>12395833What are the chances that IRyS is a Catholic?
>>12395761If we're using the actual definition and not the meme "big donator" definition, then yes. I love my oshi more than I can put into words. I spend the majority of my time thinking about her, what she's doing, and what she might be thinking. I'm not a rich man, but I try to support her as much as I can when I can.
>>12395872
>>12395624Me too. At least we get some fanmade oneshttps://youtu.be/LIXishJmYCc
>>12395289>>12395830why are you typing like /v/ermin?
>>12395869>Feeding your children void milk
ROOMMATE MENTION
>>12395866She has changed, she even said so herself. She said in a stream a couple weeks ago at the start she was trying seem more mature and professional or something, but slowly dropped it.
We've had a nice Lamy today. It's nice because her last couple of streams were screwed up.
IRYS DOXXED HERSELF
>>12395690>>12395718Was it a members?Must've been when I took a break from watching EN. Sorry for not checking.
Boredom really makes schizos of people...
>>12395866She used to be more seiso
>>12395892I don't know, but she will be after I marry her and she joins me in a proper catholic ceremony
>>12395897Ah, I have noticed only a moment too late my dumbassery. I'm following Ina on Twitter. How did I miss this?
>>12395843This but with roboco
>>12395872he has the same name as lovecraft's cat name haha goteem
>>12395906Is it you or someone else making THAT post?
>>12395870They should, yes. She's entertaining despite her avatar, not because of it.
>>12395887>Do men actually find a deformed shark-cat with a floating ear attractive?
>no moonaThey're doomed
>>12395881I don't even watch IRyS, schizo. You don't have to have a girl as your oshi to recognize when she's being dogpiled on by faggots. Also kys, bragging about "recognizing" anonymous posters isn't exactly something to be proud of.
>Red is betterIrys no
>>12395695
ENTER AME
The best team btw
inb4 teammates
>>12395908She's finally free from the curse of the politicial busses
>>12395900Issa joke, Gooba. Don worry 'buot it.
>>12395909And thank god for that, she was oddly stiff near debut. You can tell she's loosened up a lot and having just as much fun.
>>12395962>teammates
Nice IRyS got a filter to see mod messages.
stop hornyposting, I don't want to fap to holos
>>12395888Reminds me of your zoomers on Twitter used to talkNORMALIZE SHITTING YOUR PANTSNORMALIZE SHITTING YOUR PANTSNORMALIZE SHITTING YOUR PANTS
>>12395955Wrong.
>>12395955Mkaponci
How is Kronii going to participate when she doesn't speak Japanese?
>>12395955They might not win but my dick likes them.
>>12395903it does the body good
>>12395955>&MoriTeam "ruined"
GO RED ARMY GO, DESTROY THE WHITE ARMY!https://youtu.be/1j8ZE4p9WmA
Horny hours never end!
I get the "Error: Upload failed." message whenever I try to post from my main browser, have I been range banned again? What happened?
>>12395892>is a whoreA decent chance
MY BODY IS READY
>>12395969She just opens up holodex
>>12394669>>12394849Who the fuck is Dimebag
>>12395955>there are ACTUAL redfags that post hereDon't you have a shred of self-respect?
>>12395951Tone down the intensity Irystocrat, I wasn't one of the people telling her to shut up. You guys get so mad though, no wonder people bait you.
White team is fucked
Had to strangle my dick for a secWhat was Ame's chat a response to?
>>12395983Through a complex series of grunts and farts
>>12395955anya and mumei hate block game
>>12395955We will give you Kiara for IRyS.
>>12394275IS THAT A
>>12395996>Decent anatomy for the most part>Tummy shaped like an 8 for some reason
>>12395983Everyone on her team speaks english.
> Irys considers Ina the Minecraft master of EN> " Who else is good on EN? "> " Fauna! " Kiara........
>Fauna can speedrun!She can't keep getting away with it.
>Ready for a rubUUUWWWAAAAA
IRyS BODY IS READY FOR MY POUNDING
>>12395955I've never seen a post more wrong than yours in my entire life
>>12396026>We
>>12395898What the fuck happened to views of this? I remember this shit having like 10k views...
>>12395942Not all the things guys like translate to girls, that's why am asking.
Ame is horny, is this IRyS power?
>>12396007I love Thal
>>12396038Who?
imagine irys
>>12395745Mori is just as fertile as any other woman after given a human body. Adding to the fact that her body in particular has some fat tits and wide hips she's above average than a regular human. She also has a peculiar endearment towards children and babies and wants them
>>12396038Kiara is on white team
>>12395996Mori lewds just don't work for me since no matter how lewd someone tried to make her body eventually her mouth will open and the manly voice will come out going "OH WOW WE'RE REALLY GONNA HAVE THE COITUS MY DUDE"
>>12395955Anya and Reine will be useless, Ollie only knows how to break shit, and Mumei has the big stupid.
>>12395955Mumei’s retard debuff tho
What does "speedrunning Minecraft" entail?
>>12395951You better have been saying the same thing about Kiara then.
>>12395992
>>12396031ina is PLAGIARISING mumei's artWHAT A BITCH
>>12395955>MoonaMIA>OllieMeh>Anyalol>ReineMaybe>KroniiWrong kind of autism>MumeiNah>FaunaSpeerun is a meme>Irys
>>12396040Fauna has the world record for my heart
>>12395761Yes, I give her the few I have and legitimately love her, I feel empty withou Senchou and nothing can take her place
>>12396038>Kiara>Good at MinecraftYou might as well pretend Mori is good too. Or Mumei.
>>12396009You know, I think I understand why shitposters pretend they have any idea on why any fanbase is>so easy to baitThey just pretend anyone who they bait is actually a part of that fanbase, huh?A man tells you he's not an IRyStocrat, and you respond with>haha, I trolled another IRyStocrat! GOTTEM!
Why won't you sexualize Ina? Look at her flat chest, she is sex incarnate! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???
Butt.
>>12396080Killing the Enderdragon from a fresh server as fast as you can
>>12396022kek
>>12395024I still fail to see the problem
>>12396076God damn it anon
>>12396050i love how smug iofi is in this pic for someone who sucks at block game
>>12396007White B is stacked
>>12396005Pantera, you fucking niggerJesus
>>12396038>le irrelevant orange whore
>>12395640>>12395696Stop pretending to be me
>>12396097
>>12395955they're doomed
>>12396093>Anon doesn't watch streamsMany such cases
>>12396099waiter, your butt stinks
>>12395745I'm just imagining anon typing this out and trying to think about how big each HoloEN girl's belly could reasonable get from repeat pregnancies
>>12396076>eventually her mouth will open and the manly voice will come out going "OH WOW WE'RE REALLY GONNA HAVE THE COITUS MY DUDE"
Now I have a big fat rrat here about the character cancellation>Kakage basically drew Rosetta (forma de hololive)>Cover wanted Tanaka Rie's voice tooIt's IMPOSSIBLE for woman in 20yo range to have that actual onee-san voice. They actually need to find an actual HAG (35-40 yo) but no one in that age range is interested in vtuber or wants to be an idol. That's why they have to scrap the plan.
>>12396097Ina is the one holo that can get me hard even when the others failPure sex
>>12396076Consider the followinghttps://streamable.com/qhctbi
>>12396097Because I want to get smothered by Kronii and Mori's massive tits.
>>12396094Oh yeah, I really believe a guy still apoplectic the next day about a few posters telling IRyS to shut up when she was talking over Ame isn't an IRyStocrat. Your disguise, it's perfect!
>>12395953Me on the left
>>12396097Do not sexualize my wife
boomgey
>>12396076>"yo, dawg, you never told me you were packing some SCHMEAT with those buns, ifyaknowaddamsayan">"AW YEAH, SHOOT YOUR GOO, MY DUDE"
>>12396097>using a pic where you can't see her flat chest behind a book
>>12396058Yes. IRyS's succubus power is so strong that even as a child, animals would spontaneously get pregnant from exposure to her.
>>12396144>HAG (35-40 yo) but no one in that age range is interested in vtuber or wants to be an idol
>>12396114even better since it seems they made aqua the leader. she has to wrangle all that
>>12395766oh heyI watched that movie with Polkait was okay.I liked when they breakdanced and one dude summoned a dragon so another dude danced and summoned a tigerand then the dude danced and multiplied himself and destroyed the concert hall with ab magicbut another dude danced and fixed the concert hall with dancemagic.
>>12396007So which one gonna stream the pov of red C and white C?
>>12396094SEA hours, please understand
>>12396076The funniest thing is that her voice isn't even that manly, she just goes out of her way to talk like some weird mix of surfer dude and wigger.
>>12396076BIG UPS
>>12396076>>12396174my fucking sides
>>12396144>but no one in that age range is interested in vtuber or wants to be an idol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_sexual_orientation#cite_note-83>5% of women are lesbian.>Hololive has 47 talents. >The probability that there is at least 1 lesbian in hololive is 1 - P(0), which is 1 - 0.089 = 91%.There is valid evidence that hololive has at least 1 lesbian.What about hololive english?1 - P(0) -> 1 - 0.95^11 = 43%.43% there is AT least one lesbian in hololive English. Now, we factor in the fact that lesbians are disproportionately represented in the mentally diseased, the insecure, the introverted, the socially awkward, stress, etc. (see relevant citations here: https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Study-Predictor-Variables-by-Sexual-Orientation_tbl2_11290098))We can inflate the base prevalence of lesbianship from 5% to 50% for the hololive population, essentially making this a binomial distribution. The new probability that there is at least one lesbian in holoEN is 99.9999999996%.The expected number of lesbians in hololive EN is 6.The expected number of lesbians in hololive is 25.Hololive is a lesbian company. Gurame is real.
>>12396038The only good orange woman is a graduated orange woman
>>12396107That's why Kiara broke with you
>>12396201You can stop samefagging now retardchama
>>12395983https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YPhPv5bSKmM
>>12396076difference between deadbeats and mere mortals is whether that turns you on
>Pixar is basically Disney.Shots fired from IRyS!!
>>12395256Ollie seems to be able to.
>>12396076That's why ballgags are a thing.
>>12396200s-sugoi
>>12396200ISREAL!?
>>12396007Where's Mori?
I LOVE INA!
>>12396133I actually wasn't, but I am now.>max images reached/hlgg/ you fucking assholes
>>12396038How can we save Kiara…
>>12396194The best way to describe Mori is all of those old shitty jrpg english dubs from 2000-2010 except it's a real person.
>>12396076>eventually her mouth will open and the manly voice will come out going "OH WOW WE'RE REALLY GONNA HAVE THE COITUS MY DUDE"KEK
>>12396037I love that shit, what is the meat arround the vagina called
>IRyS stream on SEA hours>Thread is shitEvery time
>>12396200I beleb it
>>12396200now this is numberfagging I can get behind
>>12396179>>12396199I mean, the fake hag like 25-29 can't do it. Need to be 35+, which scaled down the talent pool a lot. Maybe they'd have better luck hiring Tanaka Rie.
>>12396007I still don't get how EN1 isn't really split up.
>>12396257that's the best descipttion of her i've ever seen
>>12396200Real and true research as always
>>12396200Lesbians don't exist.
>>12396200percentagebeats....
>>12396216Then explain that comment she made about wanting to get a real good gut punch.
>>12396133>>12396249Oh wait I can just delete one of my images lmao
>>12396200FUCKING YAGOO WITH HIS SSSR LUCK
>>12396200The only numbers that matter
>>12396262>JP stream on any hour>Thread is deadEvery time.
>>12396200>sudden guramefaggotryBased
>>12396261Mons pubis
>>12396289can you sat it in red?
>>12396201>wanting nene to graduatekill yourself
Naisu
>>12396076>>12396174This ruins Moris sex appeal for me. I can imagine her getting ready to suck your dick then start feeling awkward and begins rapping into your dick like a mic and beatboxing out of nervousness as a joke.
TTT MENTION
>>12396230>basicallyIt's literally Disney.
>>12396007Red B, White B and White C are the big ones.Red A might have half a chance if things go well for them.
>PPP
>>12396326theres a doujin for that!
>>12396251She's saving herself by practicing the events she's participating in
>>12396188Bae is White C
>>12396262>Everytime>Thread is shitEvery time
>>12396200>We can inflateFuck off Dobson
>PPPAme...
>>12396257This is from a shmup but it still applieshttps://www.audioatrocities.com/games/castleshikigami2/clip1.mp3
>>12396093relative to other holos retard, moreso when is specifically about EN
>>12396076Pretty much this. I can't see Mori in a sexual way no matter how hard I try.
I need the IRyS PPAP soundpostI didn't save it...
Why do we like Irys?
>>12396076Imagine getting past that, get to the love making, actually make her come, but her orgasm screams sound like Tom the fucking cathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOjxjycgbV4
When Lamy talks it makes me happy
>>12396363>why
>>12396304>Oh wait I can just delete one of my images lmaothat's illegal!
I posted a link a few threads ago for the Iofi twitter space recording i did, but the fucking thing was corrupted, here's a proper version:https://mega.nz/file/4XIxGajY#cRNOh1rHDWzkyTY_5UoOM1WE2ekFwFLMyOwu915QuoAPlease record the twitter spaces your oshi does, they don't leave vods behind.
>>12396326>Hold shit bro are you like fucking me my dude? Ya boy ain’t that good at getting off just so ya know
>>12396349>BaeWhy not gura?
>Go to PPP and gain 10 levelsHAHA
>PPP stream fucking ruined
>your oshi>swap the first letter of her first and last name with the first letter of your first and last name, what's her name now?
I just remembered Ame's planning on blowing a hole under PPP down to the bedrock.
>>12396357Relative to who, exactly? Mori? Mumei? IRyS? Because I'm struggling to think of other holos that she's better than at MC without really pushing it.
>>12396261>what is the meat arround the vagina called"Woman"
>>12396390You really think Gura wants to have to handle streaming that and being the camerawomen?
>>12394298gura became so obsessed with secrecy that she encased the house in a dome of eight layers of obsidian, with the inside of the dome guarded by hundreds of endermen. no one can EVER see the secrets inside the house. she will NEVER show it on stream. the surprise will be protected IN PERPETUITY.
>>12396390Who the fuck knows, anon.
>>12396365post the mori pastas
>>12396355What the fuck
>>12396394Endurance stream LET'S GO!
>>12396076This but with all of EN. They're just too dorky.
>>12396257reminded me of this videohttps://youtu.be/VRhDmUzWuBI
>>12396076>Big ups for the fat load, my guy!
>>12396076ya boy is not good at coitus
>Takos taking away images for an IRyS threadfor what purpose?
>>12396399Gawr Gura
>>12396372She seems like a lovely woman, does she often have translators?
>>12396276>>>Implying
>>12396405She’s at Keats the third best in EN
>>12396423I have hope in IRyS
>>12396399AmeeeeeeeeeGmelia Gatson
>>12396358hololive has wrecked me. I used to be 100% into christmas cakes and didnt care about lolis at all. Now I lewd the shark and respectfully gaze at the reaper. you goddamn fish let me go back
>>12396262>PPP mention>Thread is shitEvery time
>>12396409kek
there is nothing wrong with chicken nuggets and you stinky yuropoors and SEAniggers cant tell me otherwise
>>12396409Based
>>12396349is it her or kiara? i know kiara got defaulted into the leader roll but i guess that's not the streamer roll?
I am watcching Lamy, What are you watching?
>>12396440whos the fuck is Keats
>>12396365this fucking thread is destroying my sides
>>12395784So what WAS this about?
IRyS really likes bananas
>>12396076>>12396108>>12396134>>12396150>>12396174>>12396194>>12396196>>12396197>>12396227>>12396237>>12396256>>12396326>>12396358>>12396365>>12396427>>12396423>>12396429Wait, did you retards unironically fall for the >cringey 14 y/o white boy LARPing as a rapper kayfabe?You know Mori doesn't actually talk the way she does off-stream, right? She's not some awkward cringey fuck, just see how shse speaks during birthday call ins or something. She's normal and her voice is pretty high and feminine off-stream.
>>12396251Graduate her so she can stream as her roomate like she really wants, then move IRyS into Myth and give her Kiara’s model.
>>12396402The dumbest fix possible, since not only is it way more work than just rebuilding the thing, but it also won't fix the non-height-related flaws.
>>12396431Ina confirmed takos come from the void, in other words they are niggers
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>12396458I'm pretty sure the leader actually can't be the streamer. Kiara told Bae to stream it.
>>12396399Ambient lighting black people...
>>12396472All me btw
>>12396463I meant at least.
>>12396440You guys said the same thing about her singing, and I was horribly disappointed by that too.
>>12396472kek
>>12396472all me
IRyS swallows bananas whole
IRyS seems to like PPP just fine, she uses it all the time, fuck the haters
>>12396409lmao
>>12395202It's a pop up shop, so it's merch. Doesn't say what kind but I'm guessing the standard acrylic stands, clear files, badges etc. Kingpri doesn't have a mobage, it did once but ended service.
>>12396464Every so often this thread spins gold instead of shit.
>>12396472>Breaking kayfabeAll me btw
i-irys???
>>12396463An English Romantic poet
IRyS' moldy fridge bananas...
>SUFFOCATE MY BANANA IRYS HURR HURR GET IT BECAUSE BANANA IS A METAPHOR FOR COCK HAHAHAHA AND SEXShut the fuck up.
Irys suffocating my banana...
>you suffocate the banana
>>12396472all irys
>>12396472Wah me
>>12396431>Takoshe was pulling the most recent #inART images off of twitter. it was an image spammer, not a tako.
I want IRyS to suffocate my banana.
I want Irys to suffocate my banana
IRyS my NNN...
God I fucking hate the “Hirys” bullshit. Get your own jokes, we already have “wah”
IRyS will eat black bananas
>>12396424>Oh no, something's coming! Oh no, he's going to explode!UUUUUUUWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IRyS wrapped herself and sleep inside her fridge so she doesn’t turn black
>>12396531Based
>>12395398No need to thank me, buddy. Hehe
why is irys like this? why can't she stop being so sexual?
>>12396363Not speaking for >we just >meI like her because she's an excellent singer and her streams range from good to kino and don't overlap with my Oshi's
>>12396326Mori can be sexy as fuck when she wants to.https://youtu.be/AUOuCbS0_Ww?t=4523
>>12396117Damn, didn't know their names.
>>12396482gotcha, makes sense since its going to be chaotic
>>12396472Cope
>>12396451Thanks for using both names, it instantly exposes them when they only blame one but not both. I wonder who ruined the other since they are forced to share the same space, Who shit first?
remember, wrap it up properly guys
tips and tricks...for housewives
>>12396349I really hope she doesn't speak...
Are impromptu late night MC collabs dead now?, it's been a while since we got one
>>12396479I thought about this but giving IRyS Kiara’s model would be weird. I couldn’t see IRyS the same way ever again if she had the annoying chicken bitch’s fortnite skin. She should still graduate though
>>12396531shut up IRyS is the containment holo for bottom of the barrel hornyposting, don't run it
>>12396405Yes? who is she competing against, who is in her team, etc. On that relative scale she is on the "good" end of the spectrum, sure if you compare her to hermitcraft autist she is absolute dogshit, but those are not the ones she is gonna interact with in the holo server.
>>12396571She knows exactly what she's doing.
>>12394381you forgot about when she was asked what got her into hololive, and she looked straight into the camera and told everyone to go watch a clip of aqua accidentally revealing her weight in ring fit.
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1455390274436296708KNEEL TO UNITY
>>12396399KiaraJiara Sakanashi
Life hack: Buy fewer bananas so you don't need to fucking store them for a week.
>>12396472>he doesn't knowall me btw
>your oshi>would you let her drink your blood?
>>12396363COOOOOM I MUST COOOOOOOMgood singer though
>>12396349>lesadcat.jpgIt's all so tiresome...
>>12396472Mori would need to physically force me to get hard
PPP reconstruction when?
>morning in Uzbekistan>thread goes to shitGod I fucking hate those fuckers
>>12396611This is the first time Polka has acknowledged Roberu in any form directly or indirectly
IRyS LOVE
IRYS LOVE
IRYS!
IRyS...
>>12396616and have to go out to buy bananas more often?
Irys....
IRyS LOVEPPP HATE
THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T GO TO PPP
>>12395539This Risu is fake. Real Risu wouldn't use dark mode.
>>12396497No one said you were gonna like it but the statement still holds true.
ngl I think some of these Halloween outfits should become real outfits for holo ENmad scientist Ina and nuse Mori is too good
>>12396399watson ameliamatson mmelia
PPP claims another victim!
I FUCKING KNEW SHE WOULD DIE
>>12396641IRyS LOVE
SHE'S NGMI
hope descended...again...
Wow PPP sucks.
>>12396590Everyone is sleb anonchamaYou should sleb too, you've been watching streams all day
>>12396640https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1443943316370771971soon™
I love that Ina's addition is the most dangerous part of PPP
Theeeeere it is! The prime Irys Minecraft Experience!
ame destroy this piece of shit already
HOPE HAS DESCENDED
irys always loses level at PPP, cracks me up everytime.
>>12396505Yeah, mine
I looked away for like a second, how did Irys die in that time?
>>12396590theres no point now that the mutual goal of finishing the welcome area is done.
>Ame's deathtrap of a tower STILL isn't destroyed
>>12396666Even Gawrzilla and PumpkinAme??
My sides I was literally about to post "IRyS WILL fall from PPP" lsdgkjbisdgbk
Ok begin the PPP timeloop as scheduled.
>>12396611Polka.....your roomatereps....
None of this would happen if she would just go to TTT.
>>12396611It's hilarious how you can plainly hear Roberu laughing in the Legend of Polka videos, yet they refuse to collab already.
>>12396472>IRyS dies>NO THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!
>use pppthats what you get bitch
Why the fuck are they still using PPP when they have access to the JP server?
Thanks for the content Ame…
>>12396479> Graduate her so she can stream as her roomate like she really wantsProof next thread?
Ame will lost all of her fans here after Gen2 debut. Mark my word.
Not watching the stream.Did IRyS fall off the water elevator again?
>>12396687>This tweet was made 1 month ago
>>12396590Minecraft arc is overFFXIV arc soon
Based Ame
>>12396716Yeah and that would be boring
I love PPP
>>12396479Why debuff Irys even more? Kiara's model is horrendous.
>Had full gear going to PPPJesas, why? That thing is like a pocket dimesion Nether.
>>12396704I want Gawrzilla...she can just borrow Coco's final outfit. She isn't using it these days
>>12396751never ever omegalul
>>12396399FaunaAeres Jauna
>>12396399Is Ina or Nino her first name?
>>12396740The ladder that gets you to the platform that had cod howard.
I miss friend
>>12396739gen2 will never debut
TTT > KKK> PPP
Why do takos hate irystocrats go to sleep already
>>12396718Think of the anons who have polka as a oshi
>>12396651Do you really want to eat bananas every single day of your life?
>>12396481ok then, what else does she need to fix? it's the distance from the shore, right?
>>12396687>>12396746she has a month before she has to start worrying about christmas kino. now is the time
Bae never did build the Creeper farm right?
>>12396786Niña
>>12396805Potassium is great bro
>>12396767Ina hasn't shown her forehead in a while
>>12396472I love all Moris.
Cute Lamy English~
>>12396399AmeEmilia Catson
>>12396399Deres Aauna
>>12396805I eat a banana with breakfast pretty much every day, sometimes have another for a snack later...
>>12396716Ame feed a whole family of SEA clipnigger with that death
IRyS has the worst chat in EN, why?
>>12396820Pedro...
When is ame nuking PPP, it doesn't work and is a health hazard
>John-ra
>>12396739She basically did. Her numbers have been pathetic since Council debuted.
>>12396423I can absolutely imagine myself having sex with Gura. Her nervous giggles would make me ejaculate in 10 seconds and then she can say some zoomer meme I don’t recognize
>>12396611HOW CAN SON KEEP ON WINNING?
>>12396746Just like Gura's temple and Gura's haunted house and Mori's carnival and Sana's tower. At least they finished the onsen I guess.
>>12396470Of course, they're dick shaped
>>12396611Roberu.....
>>12396797>KKKYAB
>>12396797KKK??? Anon please dont be racist! This was a mistake right?!!
>>12396786Ill Nino
>>12396805Produce should be bought every day or every other day.
>>12396739She did though. Gets mogged by Kronii and Mumei in viewers.
Wait, does Lamy always ends her english goodbye to overseas fans with "May god bless you always" Is she really that much of a christian?
>>12396789>3 months of Minecraft>still can't climb a ladderLove this nephilem also relatable
>>12396809It needs to be higher up so that when you are at the mob collection spot, there are no valid spawn spots except the ones at the top of the tower. ocean isnt ideal because ocean mobs will occupy the mob limit.
>>12396797>KKKnotoriously based
>>12396821It's already done. I think Kiara also stole gunpowder one time.
>>12396827Watch member streams
>>12396870This is why I don't eat produce.
BlindRyS...
>>12396849Proof next thread?
>>12396797anon, iofi's membership is kira kira club, not kira kira klub
Holy fuck IRyS goes legit blind sometimes
>>12395996https://streamable.com/dm87cl
Irys you fucking dumbass...
If she had drowned I would've fallen off my chair in laughter.
Jesus, for all the time IRyS spends on Minecraft, she's still dumb as a brick when it comes to despawn mechanics.
I think Irys with a good design would be the 2nd most popular EN, behind Gura.
>my eyes are badIryS...
>>12396923>sometimes
dumbrys
>>12396913Watch streams. It would help her numbers, too.
>>12396423>>12396851>>12396441>>12396076SEX WITH HOLOLIVE ENGLISHGura - 4/5>Great sex, starts with lots of teasing to get both parties fired up, which leads into a lot of passion, once things gets sweaty would probably give in to saying more romantic things instead of teasing. Surprising levels of stamina, despite the size would definitely try to get on top once or twice. Once the sex is over would go back to teasing as if anything in-between hadn't happened. Ame - 3/5>Similar to Gura, but more risky, being the realistic GFE sex has to be by her rules, any position she doesn't want or the wrong words will get you a swift trip to the couch. As long as you play by her rules the sex will be great and she'll do her best to make you feel good. Might be hard at first but once things get intense she would reveal a very hidden romantic side during sex that would be hard to forgetKiara - 5/5>Desperation for love and approval may make for a dangerous girlfriend, but would provide you with absolutely absurd sex. Would basically let you do anything you want with her as long as you compliment her sometimes. Would probably even ask you to hit her in bed once things got intense. DANGER: LOUD, this woman will SCREAM in bed, you cannot have neighbors or they will call the cops assuming you're murdering someone. Will feel partly like sex but also like an exorcismMori - 2/5>Her body's great, and her heart might be in it, but cringe is not an effective tool for the bedroom. Will have absolutely no idea what to do, and may end up getting in really uncomfortable positions while apologizing a lot. Will be hard to keep your dick up while you're busy not trying to laugh when she says "WOW YOU'RE REALLY GOING AT IT MY DUDE" - Possible good gag candidate but then you couldn't hear her GUH in bedIna - 1/5>If you like sex dolls, that's basically the only appeal her besides her body. With Ina's incredible panic reflex, after the smallest bit of foreplay would immediately make her go dead fish not knowing what to do. Completely reaction-less, she would just lie there breathing in a panic. Hot in a certain way, but a high-quality sex doll would be the same thingIRyS - 6/5>An honest test of mortal flesh, you might not survive but it would be worth it. She would be absolutely happy to have you as her partner, and say all sorts of romantic and flirty things to get both of you in the mood, and proceed in any style that suits the mood, the issue is it would never stop. She would never go overboard or try to force you into anything, but no matter how much you try her body would want more and more. Even after cumming six times she would hold you and say how much she loves you, but lightly imply she's ready for more. The greatest sex imaginable though, would be more than happy to fulfill any position you want, and would be equally happy taking initiative and putting you on your back from time to time as well. Possible male enhancement medication needed.
>>12396739I mean, that's basically already happened with how her lunch got eaten by clocktits, owl and treebitch.
>>12396876Mumei had more viewers with today's ASMR?
>>12396880god refers to herself, Lamy prime
>>12396571Unironic slut
>>12396897Does she show her pits in member's streams?
>>12396940No lol
IRyS being angry is pretty hot
NEVER LOSE HOPE /HLGG/ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kronii...
>>12396961Don't make disingenuous comparisons, you know exactly what you're doing.This is like if I were to compare a 3D stream to a SC reading.
>>12396897>2 weeks agoogey
>>12396940delusional
>missed an entire hour of guerilla IRyS Minecraft just to watch Dune insteadIt's not fair, bros...
>>12396953I now require art of gagged Mori.
>>12396940You people have been saying that for months and it would still not be true
>>12396951So no proof then? Ok.
>>12396611Son will now show up in 3d for a legend of polka episode
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>12396951I did, she had 17.8k viewers just recently.
>>12397008Was it good
>>12396940Not even IRyStocrats think this.Mostly because IRyStocrats are, by and large, too horny to ever think about things like "numbers" and "stream comparisons" and anything that isn't "SEXRyS"
>>12396200Someone just took a college course on probability and statistics lol
>>12396940Give her the loli buff and turn back time to fall of last year and she would be number 1
>>12396809The problem that the demolition could solve (that could be solved much easier by just rebuilding it entirely) is that it's too low to the ground, so the basic idea of the farm, that mobs can only spawn in that chamber up above, doesn't work.What blowing things up won't fix is that spiders can still spawn in that chamber at the moment.
did Irys just leave the upa gate open?
>>12396999Sounds like cope to me.
>>12396999I thought ASMR is a buff?
>>12396953I feel like the beginning of that Outlast stream is a good preview of how sex with Kiara would be.
>>12397043Visuals and audio were spectacular, movie itself was solid but it's very clearly the first half of a two-film story.
>>12396981IDK Kronii seems to be the clear cut number two behind Gura with a booba design and hot voice. IRyS has a good voice and honestly seems more entertaining than Kronii to me.
>>12397013https://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/UCyl1z3jo3XHR1riLFKG5UAg>subscriber growth down 40%>views down 25%Are you frustrated, teacuck?
Irys plays minecraft the way a child at the mall careens into crowds of people. Every time she walks near a ledge it makes me nervous.
>>12396798Cause you're SEAniggers and coomers
>>12397074Yes, the notoriously popular Mel and Choco prove that.
IRyS FACT:>hates fat
>>12396940no but more than Kiara for sure
>IRyS likes super fatty crispy baconArchitectbros can't stop winning
Eggs really are a miracle-food aren't they?
>good balance of fat and meat
>>12397053Irys isn’t as memeable as Gura was so no
I want to feed IRyS my bacon
>>12397053I don't think you fucks understand how the "loli buff" works. It works for Gura because her voice and her mannerisms are that of a child, and these go in tandem with a mode that is perfectly suited to her. Slapping anyone on to Gura's model would not have worked.
>>12397117>guzzles soda>loves bacon>loves pie>has literally never been to a gym in her life>still implies she's smallI feel like scientists should take her DNA because her metabolism is super-human
>>12397098>https://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/UCyl1z3jo3XHR1riLFKG5UAgDon't do that to him, anon. Teafags are still seething that Kronii/Mumei/Ina doubled, and nearly tripled, their oshi's viewership during the Among Us collab.
I have a sneaking suspicion that people talking about how a holo would have better numbers than another holo don't actually like the holo they're talking about at all, and just like numbers.
>>12396940More than Mori at least. If she had her old model and wasn't as relentlessly fucking boring.
>>12397102lol learn your hololive history
>>12397102Yes, ASMRs are their most famous regular contents.
>>12397101>complaining about people being hornyWait until you meet JP fans
>>12396953someone add council to this pasta already
>>12397137burnvictimchama...
>>12397160shocking revelation!
>>12397102Anon the only time Choco can reach 10k for normal streams is ASMR
>>12397155>modeModel* Oops.
>>12397155>It works for Gura because her voice and her mannerisms are that of a childthey really arent
IRYS'S LEG LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Your oshi>What is your darkest fantasy?
>>12397095Kronii got there by spouting memes and pandering to clipfags, it's the reason she has the worst community by far in all of Hololive
>>12397155>>12397135You guys know you're replying to someone who's not arguing in good faith, right?
>>12397098>>12397159>SamefaggingYou sure are pathetic
IRyS supports local businesses
>>12397158this is going to shock you, but portion control is key to diet, not what you eat.
Is there a reason they can't just build a single water elevator going to the top of PPP?
>irystocucks constantly spamming NTRat least they are self aware
>I'm in the mood for sex..
>>12397098>>12397159No I enjoy talking to you guys. You’re cute when you angry. Chu!
IRyS is ending? Nooooo :'(
Does she not know TTT exists or what?
>>12397197I've been a Chumbud for over a year, and I can say they most certainly are.
>>12397213Fuck you. Now I’m arguing in bad faith
>no IRyS tomorrowI'm already sad
>people just fit it in somehow>you just squeeze it in there
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>>12395955if greedy irys didnt give kronii many screen time i will be so fucking mad
>JUST SQUEEZE IT IN THERE!UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>12397244Are you deaf?
>>12397218Anon, a bottle of calpis every day is already CRITICAL MASS way over the portions you should be having in soda
>>12397197ummm? have you ever heard Gura?
>>12397215>can't handle the truth so deflects to a random, unfounded ad hominemFucking hilarious. If you think anyone who calls out your oshi's dying numbers is a samefag, you're delusional. I'm not him and he'sn ot me.What's your next cope? Discord? Split? Lmao
>>12397098>numbers down from the month with the anomalous anniversary streamweird.
>you just squeeze it in thereI love this woman
god i want to fit it into IRyS
>>12397257>>12397256>>12397251STOP BEING SO HORNY!!!!!
Irys im not failing NN
>>12397098You're not actually supposed to post proof anon...
Why is IRyS always horny?
IRyS will squeeze me
>half angel and half devilOh I get it now, half Japanese and half gaijin
>>12397244She did go there lat time
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1455394188787281920?t=3nkR-a-1d6Fxep0BjcB24A&s=19Mori is probably extatic about this
IRyS the pokemon permissions...
>>12397283Irys is the horny one anonchama
>>12396953>but a high-quality sex doll would be the same thingHer embarrassment and shame turns me on, a sex doll can't offer that.
>>12397197yes they absolutely are, and that’s how she’s perceived in the wider Hololive audience. The very cute yet degenerate samegaki
>>12397197Yeah, you’re right. It’s kind of off
Please explain to me what this OMOCAT shit is
>>12396952Kronii mogs everyone but Gura.>Mumei.>Sana.Kek.
>>12397160That’s crazy talk.
>>12397269Learn English.
Oh good, I just came to IRyS
What's even the point of samefagging against people who just ignore everything you say and go insane for sex with their oshi?Like, I just don't understand what the ROI is on that, it's clearly not positive.
>>12397283IRyS wants us to be horny.
>What does that even supposed to mean?IRyS...
IRYS IS SO FUCKING HORNY TODAY!!!!!
>>12397215>>12397238ha ha holy fuck you're madmaybe go watch your oshi's streams to cool off, like I said, she needs the views
IRyS what are you talking...
>>12397269Your ESL is showing..
IRyS is growing melons and stuffing her chest. I wonder if she's a flattie.
>>12397301>We're getting tranny merchT-thanks mori
>If you want to watch red team's POV, you HAVE to watch Baelz's streamAre you mad chumsharts? Teafags? Mythniggers? Are you seething that you'll have to watch a Council stream to hear your oshi? How did that council tribalism work for you fags? Thanks for the view.
>>12397353>today
UPDATE CHANGLEOG:Leather can now be used to craft breast implants
>>12397244a lot of the holos explicitly said that they prefer the slower pace of ppp so they can turn it into a zatsudan
>>12397314Alright I'll feed you just this oncehttps://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/search/text/omocat/
>>12397332this is why i only use this site for funposting and not serious discussion
>>12397349My mind was having a stroke listening to that
>>12397098So still more than Ina?
>>12396847she already said she's gonna light up the caves to increase efficiency during the last mc stream
>>12397368Blame Kiara, she’s the team captain, she decided who streams.
I think IRyS just, for the first time, noticed the fact that it isn't what she's saying that makes people go insane with sexposting, but the fact that she talks in a way that makes literally anything she says sex.She could read an accounting textbook and at least a few anons here would fucking die of ejaculation-related illness.