/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General

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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - eBay Edition
Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of hololive and some of their mamas.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously read it, you faggot.

This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"real oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
(embed) bros... I miss you... https://files.catbox.moe/9e0tpa.webm (embed) (bread)
revised Haaton wallet analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing
Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw

Previous Thread: >>12318921

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[Anonymous No.]

wah!

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[Anonymous No.]

more deaths please

[Anonymous No.]

where were you when the great nasfaq auction disaster happened?

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>>12380537
Bidding $5,001,000 on my own jeb_ to see if honk didn't account for that. He did not. I am an ouroboros of stupidity.

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spaghettibro if you want some stimmy list an item for sale

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>>12380574
I can't bring myself to pay $500k to cancel my jeb_, this is a very retarded system

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>>12380630
There are cheaper jebs_ than both of ours. We're fucked. The financially sound option was to bid. Thanks for letting me know it was possible.

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>>12380574
>>12380630
I still don't understand, what is the extension charge? How it is costing you less to bid on it than let it expire?

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>>12380708
It doesn't expire if it didn't have a bid, it just keeps refreshing and costing you money as upkeep, because reasons.

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>>12380760
so that means you should always set the auction to 3 days to reduce the risk of paying extensions?

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>>12380708
If it expires unsold, you pay $1000 every 15 minutes. To cancel it unsold, you pay 50% of the current bid, which also includes the starting price as a "bid".
I placed the minimum bid on my $5m jeb_ and paid $250k, the equivalent of it sitting unsold for two days, 14 hours, and 30 minutes. It's insurance.
>>12380807
Yes, and set a low starting bid. Especially if that item is already listed.

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>>12380807
nope, that means make sure that you post a reasonable min bid so people will buy

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>>12380625
Nah I'm good. Thanks though

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>started with 40m taxed
these auction fees man

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>>12380625
he's got a mumei hat up from before, $1m starting bid. go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

wtf, I can't send superchats anymore

[Anonymous No.]

playing safe too much

[Anonymous No.]

>you are already bidding on this item

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>>12380951
broker hate

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>can't bid on two different auctions of the same item
I'm financially incapable of sniping a cheapie

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>>12381019
You tried to rig an auction by driving someone else's minimum bid up past your own too? kek.

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>>12381004
Supas have been broken ever since the update I think, honk pls fix

[Anonymous No.]

Honk I need to buy two of Matsuri's hat or huge schemes will get them

[Anonymous No.]

Seems you can't bid on expired ones, even tho people have to keep paying to extend them.
HOOOOOOOOONK

[Anonymous No.]

I need to buy three of Matsuri's hat or giant proposal will get them

[Anonymous No.]

Buy Octoina.

[Anonymous No.]

>honk himself is going to send $2.5m into the void for korenesuki's ame hat
pottery

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>>12381175
Honk's taking deflation into his own hands

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>>12381147
Wait for the cycle to end when the broker extends the expirations

[Anonymous No.]

So what happens when an auction from someone in the negative gets extended? Does he get charged into infinity? Is this a reliable way to lose money consistently?

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>>12380444
trips on the thread

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I love Tower!

[Anonymous No.]

So is the ringo suicide the new player on /nasfaqg/ team?

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>Auctions
Does this mean I can milk oshicoiners by auctioning off these trinkets I don't care about

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>>12381510
Just make sure to auction them at 1 billion and the cancel the auction

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>>12381007
I got 3 jeb_s so I don't really care

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>>12381510
Yes, post all for 10m each. Easy money

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Auctions are the new abayo meta

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>>12381510
>cums on your hats

[Anonymous No.]

SELLING HATS FOR 10M EACH
>SELLING HATS FOR 10M EACH
SELLING HATS FOR 10M EACH
>SELLING HATS FOR 10M EACH

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Thank you bread チュッチュッチュ~ I'll buy some more Rushia for you

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>>12380574
Did you know that in Chinese, the 'Suzu' in 'Momosuzu' means 'sucking'?
Sucking on these fat fucking tits.

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>>12382040

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hmm I think I'm bidding for Spaghett's Ame hat tomorrow, not because I want to save him, but because I want the hat

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>>12382243
he's not selling one retardchama. the sellerless Ame hat was Koronesuki's.

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I don't know about saving spaghet. Is he cute enough to be saved?

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>>12382488
>he

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>>12382302
oh wow that's pretty helpful. Thanks honk

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Honk, if 2 hats were sold for $5.001.000, wouldn't it make more sense to list it as $2.500.500? As it is, the price graphs is pretty meaningless.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello!
I come with a useless report for you!

Here are the holders of ranks 20, 50, 100, and 250 and those immediately above and below them!

Remember to use the auctions responsibly! Do not put up an auction at a high price and then cancel it! It will cost you a lot of money!

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>>12382601
accidentally quoted >>12382302 this guy but oh well

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>>12382688
Congrats Avarice for getting to the top 100!

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>>12382601
>1366x768
have you tried using a real resolution?

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mochi with mel

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I put out Sora's microphone for $1,000,000 if anyone is interested.

[Anonymous No.]

look ill leave it in the last thread but stick figure documentary? really nenep? thats the best you could think off? you're so retarded its almost cute

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>>12382818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iin3HQpwSY
>>12382861
I helped

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>>12382943
>Koronesuki hats honk bid that auction
accurate

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>spaghet konnui tampa wanted
I DINDU NUFFIN WHAT THE FUCK

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>>12382927
I countered a retarded insult with a retarded insult, simple as. No homoerotic roleplay! Stop that! Right now!

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>8ewfizi h_8ewfizi

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>>12383044
I had to double check too. It was this guy >>12366802

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even in nasfaq no one buys kanata's shirt...

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Trick or treat!
>you open the door and see this
what do?

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>>12383327
NO FREAKING WAY

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>>12383327
rape

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cunny watame is not a thing I knew I needed

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>>12383282
The only reason I haven't listed one of mine is no one bidding on yours. And I'm hoping we'll get crafting so I can craft Kanata's hat from her shirts.
>>12383327
I call the cops on whoever nerfed Furea and Watombe's ample bosoms and see to it that they are prosecuted for crimes against humanity.

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>>12383580
Just assume that you need it, because cunny is always needed.

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>>12383327
Buy Watame
Hold Flare
Sell Polka

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>>12383788
Marry Watame
Fuck Flare
Kill Polka

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>>12383327
Buy Flare
Hold Polka
Sell Watame

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 4,709,982, a 1.34% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 82,631. There are 24 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 273,491 shares, or 5.81% of market volume.
>Civia currently has the lowest volume, at 10,809 shares, or 0.23% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 42):
>Mumei :: +6%
>Fauna :: +5.1%
>Roboco & IRyS :: +4.6%
>Mio :: +4.3%
>Nene :: +4.1%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 15):
>Marine :: -4%
>Noel :: -3.3%
>Watame :: -3.2%
>Nabi :: -2.9%
>Mel :: -2.4%

13 coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $100,003.69, which is an increase of 4.16% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $57,872,381,572.98, which is an increase of 6.02% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $12,287.18. A total of 12 coins are above this average.
>Hololive currently has the highest value, at $4,997,449,993.04 in total market value, or 8.64% of market value.
>Nabi currently has the lowest value, at $83,569,177.65 in total market value, or 0.14% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 36):
>Mel :: +51.2%
>Korone :: +27.7%
>Calliope :: +24.9%
>Choco :: +24.7%
>Kronii :: +23.2%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 21):
>HLuna :: -18.6%
>Baelz :: -17.4%
>Gura :: -17%
>Mumei :: -14.8%
>Polka :: -13.5%

1 coin (Coco) had a net 0% change in value today.
19 other coins had a sub-5% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $37,906,057, which is a decrease of 62.81% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $81,151,990.57 today, a decrease of 20.18% from yesterday's salary.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 19):
>Risu :: +9.8%
>Reine :: +9.1%
>Nabi :: +8.3%
>Aqua :: +7.8%
>Kronii :: +7.7%
>IRyS :: +5.1%
>Pekora :: +3.4%
>Flare :: +3%
>Kiara :: +2.4%
>AZKi :: +2.1%

38 coins did not receive any Superchats today.

Hope everyone's enjoying the auction update. Today's update brought the number of items to 67. This week's G.U.R.A. report will reflect this. There's no current plans for an auction-related report, but I don't plan half the reports I do so who knows.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

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>>12382903
does it hava Sora's saliva?

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>>12383327
Fuck fuck and fuck. All the posters above are low test faggots who jerk off to femboys feetpics

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>>12382677
Where do you even see that graph? Can't find it anywhere

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>>12383327
seize watame's horns
flick flare's ears
pull polka's tail

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>>12384491
Go to past auctions, then click on an item.

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I cannot bid on any item - it says Invalid bid. kek

[Anonymous No.]

turns out we were wrong, Konnui's alt is Tower, and he's cashing out

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>>12384403
No but it's still valuable nevertheless

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>>12384691

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>>12384657
1k min

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>>12384691
>those prices for shit items
fucking alt

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bread is also my alt

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>>12384983
I know

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watamate I didnt notice your auction, I will buy Suisei's hat if you extend it

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what the fuck

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>>12385204
Everyone with money already has a jeb_, its real market value now is much lower than everyone hyped it up to be because the demand is lower now

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>>12384691
oy vey honk should ban money laundering

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oshi has three hats but none of them are on nasfaq pien

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BECOME LAMY YOU SON OF A BITCH

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>become lamy bid $1,500,000 for duckcat's Fauna' Branches

[Anonymous No.]

become lamy isn't even in the top 100. How can he afford it unless he's suiciding

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Big plans......

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>become lamy #2580
>cancellation fee doesnt display properly, told me it would be $5000 but it was 5 mil...

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were these all koronesuki's auctions or did someone else abayo?
>auctions killed nasfaq
honk you nigger

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BIG PLANS
those chips are mine

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>>12386541

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I shouldn't have brought attention to it

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>>12386541
No, they are mine.

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following big plans around and outbidding him for everything even if I don't need it

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Watamage’s hat is mine. Sorry Big Plans.

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>>12386785
>Falling right into his trap

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>>12386807
M fell right into mine. You're welcome, Pudding Management Firm.

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honk, get rid of this 15 minute extension bullshit. why protect against auction sniping? you took the PvP out of it.

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>>12387015
sniping is cancer though

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>>12386880
not doing any bid wars for the things i want, more expensive that way cuz taxes

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oh hey i was out playing Satisfactor- WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON

[Anonymous No.]

I just sniped Spaghhet a hat

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>>12387156
so, you saved him money he desperately needs?
based

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>There is finally a Nabi hat
Time to dump around half my entire networth into gacha and drop like 50 ranks. Again.
>>12386880
Thanks, bro.

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>>12387135
You play Satisfactory? I haven't played since the Spring because I was worried the engine change would break all my mods and my save file. I was building some genuine insanity.

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>>12387330
first day so frens basically dragged me around, I didn't check out anything beforehand to go in unspoilered like the game is supposed to be played
well time to go to sleep and snipe some cheap shit in yuro hour auctions

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god fucking damnit the fediverse node I'm using is down again

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My dream of buying all the rope is dead.

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>plans now has to pay for all the items he sniped
heh

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>>12387460
>unspoilered
dude, it's a sandbox. there are no spoilers other than whatever stupid shit you discover the physics engine will let you do. like telling a bunch of floating platforms ABAYO and leaving half your factory floating in mid-air, connected only by conveyor belts and power lines.

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>beaten by Joe
>ridiculed by honk
how low can he sink

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>>12387719
half the fun in those games is finding as much as you can by yourself and feel smart, then only later looking it up and acknowledging all that shit has been known or the thrill when you actually found something interesting

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>>12387622
He and crest will pay anything for hats, they arent sniping

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>>12387749
the only person getting ridiculed here is you bud

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>charges us $4,000/hr for unsold auctions
>doesn't let us bid on the expired auctions
what exactly are we paying for? I want to save this poor bastard from having to pay $250k because of your jew fees.

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Big Plans, please stop trying to steal my food. A man's got to eat.

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>>12387836
Maybe? That lasts for like the first hour with Satisfactory. and I'd have never gotten into it had I not seen "Let's Play It Out" completely destroy that game and everything it's meant to be.
"winning" at Satisfactory is about efficiency and the aesthetics of what you build. You're going to be Shift+Tab-ing a whole fuckin lot to check https://satisfactory.fandom.com/wiki/Satisfactory_Wiki or a recipe calculator or something, otherwise you'll lose interest very quickly. or build complete spaghetti, which is also fun in its own way.

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>>12388084
I play nasfaq and made my own minmax spreadsheets for stardew valley, figuring all those ratios out myself is half the fun

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone outbid me on The Great Neko Futa Loli's "Suisei's Ringo Juice"? I promise I will outbid you later, I just want to buy other people's juices
>>12388041
No

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>>12388179
Don't get me wrong, you can absolutely make min-max spreadsheets for Satisfactory, and (You) probably will lol. But the "inputs" are all known, the fun is in deciding how you want to use the information. like making babby's first petroleum factory float on water as a giant fuck you to tree-huggers

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where's my fucking Aqua hat? Its still not showing up on my item list

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>>12387874
Auctions get renewed every quarter hour

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>>12388289
I already spent 2 hours with the chainsaw remeniscing about Portia that fucking chink game, fuck nature and the greens

[Anonymous No.]

>>12388314
can you please fix the superchats, my credits are running low...

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>>12388345
lol, be careful, it doesn't grow back, and you will "need" some of the stuff it can cut down later for more than just power, or end up being forced to use extremely inefficient alternate recipes, or suffocate/get irradiated. get past burning leaves/wood or even biomass for electricity ASAP. never burn mycelia, save that shit.
but yes, fuck them. after you tap a geyser or two you'll suddenly feel like you're set for electricity and you can keep all the delicious coal and oil making power anyways just for fun. find coal.

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>>12387874
I mean, if the 4k/hr bothered me that much I'd just bid on my own item since I guess that's a totally valid exploit.
Considering the number of things I'm auctioning though, it's legitimately hard to remember what items I'm even still selling. lol

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>3m for Fauna’s branches

[Anonymous No.]

bread closed his wallet...
what did he mean by this...

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>>12388681
>>12384983

[Anonymous No.]

wait so you can bid on your own stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12388831
Yes. Very useful if you set a price too high for something and end up stuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12389134
uh-huh.

[honk No.]

Superchats should be working now, sorry about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12389341
It's working, thanks honk!

[Anonymous No.]

POLKA ASMR ENJOYER ARE YOU THERE

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>$6,666,666
Fucking fine. Fuck you Become Lamy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12389640
you want green Lamy's hat this badly? Prove it.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you homos stop making 3 day auctions, if I'm buying your shit I want it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12390353
1.) write
>wtb
in the thread
2.) 3-4 auctions for 2 hrs pop up immediately

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12390597
wtb watame's armpits
wtb shion's tummyhole

[Anonymous No.]

M stop out bidding me by only 1000 dollars you coward

[Anonymous No.]

>>12391301
hehe

[Anonymous No.]

>>12391473
M keep outbidding him by only 1000 dollars you madlad

[Anonymous No.]

>>12390124
No, you win. I don’t like Fauna enough to spend 12m on her hat. You deserve it anon.

[Anonymous No.]

wtf are you guys doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12391717
it's this poorfag's lucky day

[Anonymous No.]

>>12391717
her hair washing asmr the other week broke me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12391791
He gained 22 ranks from that hat, good job

[Anonymous No.]

lmao H

[Anonymous No.]

>>12392499
M...

[Anonymous No.]

honk please add every bid notifications for the seller.

[Anonymous No.]

Hello, I've now just gotten home, how have auctions been?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12391717
I was bidding against someone who’s obsessed with Fauna. I can understand him since I would’ve done the same if it was Sora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12392725
check the leaderboard, the last place specifically

[Anonymous No.]

>>12392784
iine, anything else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12392851
sell an item for the maximum amount before honk fixes it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12392942
I don't trust this post, especially considering what I just saw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12392851
we found a new way of suicide, see >>12392942

[Anonymous No.]

>>12392640
This. Also make a "Watched Auctions" list.

[Anonymous No.]

>100k
now it truly begins

[Anonymous No.]

How high can you go M?

[Anonymous No.]

>create an auction for X item
>bid on the X item
>cancel the auction
>try bidding on X item in another auction
>"You are already bidding on this item"
Honk, please fix this.

[Anonymous No.]

doko

[Anonymous No.]

>>12393141
How high can (You)?

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>>12393508
he's going 300k now. i might lose

[Anonymous No.]

This auction system is gotta break friendships and make enemies...

[Anonymous No.]

lmao, you fucking mad man, you win that round

[Anonymous No.]

>>12393644
Weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>12393697
oh someone joining in

[Anonymous No.]

>250k per piece
im too weak, i kneel haha

[Anonymous No.]

Ah

[Anonymous No.]

cyan: selling nabi hat 100k

[Anonymous No.]

5m for 20 onigirya...

[Anonymous No.]

anyone interested in taking out a loan? if so I'll set something up

[Anonymous No.]

>>12394567
what are your rates yfp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12394567
bail spaghett out

[Anonymous No.]

>>12394567
bring back Koronesuki

[Anonymous No.]

Beat this. I have a lot of liquid left thanks to certain someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12394639
he deleted his account

[Anonymous No.]

Plans what the hell is duto?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12394674
buy it back from honk

[Anonymous No.]

>>12394598
probably something around 20% per divvy cycle, I don't know how the tax works yet
>>12394618
see >>12380890

[Anonymous No.]

>>12394567
If you're not gonna bail out spaghet then this takodachi here could do with some loan money to balance his bad luck...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12394745
20% off the initial loan or 20% of my divvies? pls elaborate

[Anonymous No.]

>>12387330
factorio exist for a reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>12394373
7m now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12394784
it would be off the initial loan

[Anonymous No.]

>>12394884
+ the initial loan amount? a little much for me considering divvies don't give 20% unless mega red days

[Anonymous No.]

>>12394567
what's stopping people from scamming you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12394745
Usury...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12394924
>>12395077
the idea is to lend people who can't buy/sell 144x during the day money to make those plays
>>12394962
nothing

[Anonymous No.]

So now I can launder money using the auction?
tax dodging mechanics when honk? it would be pretty funny if it was tax deductible

[Anonymous No.]

>>12394357
I'll be at work when that ends...

[Anonymous No.]

Extending the auction should get progressively more expensive each time so people can't just infinitely keep it going

[Anonymous No.]

Honk, look at this >>12395196
We need player-issued bonds rn

[Anonymous No.]

>>12395196
I think 20% is still a little extreme considering how miniscule profit margins are, plus scamming. only feasible way of doing it is to loan to poorfags and have a cap on loan amount. initial loan amount + 20% is definitely too much for aforementioned reasons of divvies, if you gave a grace period of the first divvies since loan it might be worth however.

[Anonymous No.]

Become Lamy, auction your Lamy Booze. I'll buy them for 1m each.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12395421
Lamy booze from one of the Lamys is probably the smartest or least smart decision you could make depending on your stance of /become/.

[Anonymous No.]

Joe if you are around you have 15m before you get cucked over your hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12395313
it already is, remember the tax?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12395564
>$1000 per 15 minutes
It's fucking nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12395564
Isn't it only 1k each time? It should get an extra 1k each time or be a ^2 mod

[Anonymous No.]

>>12395644
>>12395671
>Note that all bids are charged with a non-refundable 5% tax!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12393293
Honk please, I still can't bid on Sora's Microphone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12395715
explain like I'm grug

[Anonymous No.]

>>12395757
anon A bids 1m, they got taxed 50k
anon B is a stubborn bitch, bids 1.5m, got taxed 75k
and so on and so forth. bid wars makes people bleed money

[Anonymous No.]

>>12394789
when grug bid, grug lose a portion of his stone
if grug keeps bidding grug will lose all stone

[Anonymous No.]

someone fucking assasinate broker already, nasfaq is becoming a tax haven

[Anonymous No.]

>>12395847
>>12395868
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
I see no need to add anything then, that 5% tax per bid seems good enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>12395947
In your defense, the instructions are awful
#JusticeForSpaghet

[Anonymous No.]

>>12395515
Joe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12395380
If I lend someone 1 million, they have to make 200k off that 1 million to break even, the average of the top 4 divvy coins were 16.5%, all you would need to do is to make 30k from adjustment trading and then park it in the best divvy coins to break even. For reference buying $1M worth of holo before adjustment and selling it post adjustment would have already made you 200k (after tax) With that said I think 20% is a very generous rate, I think rates for now would be something like this:
1,000,000: 30%
2,000,000: 28%
3,000,000: 26%
4,000,000: 24%
5,000,000: 20%

[Anonymous No.]

>>12396151
you have to look at it from the loanee perspective, they want to make a profit as well, and if they're having to hand over 1.2mil from their 1mil loan, assuming they manage to double their loan in overall revenue, like making $2mil off the $1mil, they again only feasibly made $800k, there's a lot of unnecessary/unneeded risk for a loan, and the profit you stem to make from a loan as a loanee isn't really worth it considering $800k over a week won't even move you up a place on the board in higher positions, it would only really be useful for mega poors but poors don't really post in the thread in the first place.
Plus the best choice for the loanees is just to scam the 1-5mil and never loan from you again, there's not really a way to force repayment besides flagrant shitposting about the person in the thread. A decent portion of people will come to you just to scam the money regardless making the shitposting all the more worthless but i respect the effort

[Anonymous No.]

>>12396589
my market is the new players, it's more beneficial for them to keep taking loans from me, getting loaned 5 million as a poor fag lets you make so much more money than just scamming for 1 million

[Anonymous No.]

>>12396589
no the best choice is to run a ponzi scheme.

would you like to invest in us? we have thousands of risucoins

[Anonymous No.]

>>12396702
again like i said, i figured it was new players but they don't frequently post here considering a lot of them likely come from outside means besides 4chan and your only means of contact with them would be on the floor. there's just not a lot of reason to keep coming back unless you up the loan amounts and decrease the fee with increasing amounts of loans, and even then, getting 1mil for free by scamming still has a lot of value especially if you're a mega poor when 1mil is 1/3 to 1/10 your wealth and it being 1/10th your wealth already puts you in top 280. i just don't really see the value with the risks that may come with, especially when you can easily just not pay back with no repercussions.
>>12396807
what's in it for me

[Anonymous No.]

You giganiggers, stop setting up auctions for 3 days, I want to buy the thing now, not to wait 34 fucking years

[Anonymous No.]

>>12397193
The update came out and I didn't think much. What do you want me to do, cancel and lose a shitton of money?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12397261
I get it, but for some reason I feel like there's even more now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12397261
how 5k is a shitton of money

[Anonymous No.]

>>12397330
It's not 5k if I'm selling for a million a piece.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12397330
anon... don't go pulling an spaget on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12397373
I thought people not read, looks like you still

[Anonymous No.]

>>12397050
Benefit is that they have more money to work with every week, I'm okay with them just paying the interest every week (compounded of course), I benefit because there's no way I'm making 20% from that 5 million I'm lending. It's a win win and were all friends here anyways, at least I hope so

[Anonymous No.]

Gacha leaderboard has stopped tracking new rolls for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12398166
>were all friends here anyways
not with the auction now

[Anonymous No.]

>>12398166
i respect your efforts, but i just don't really see the value in either side desu, assuming loanee doesn't scam. a decent portion of the fun earlier is from minmaxing your own gains with daytrading, and getting that 1mil kinda over rides it in a sense. hope it all goes well if you decide to go through with it, just giving my 2 cents on it. we're only friends if you don't buy my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>12398819
accurate, I've never hated people more than in the last few hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>12398835
does typing "though" with a comma change it to desu now? pretty based though, i think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12395515
>>12396135
I noticed. Im an average guy, shouldn't have expected much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12398906
Joe...
When you have time possible on aggie day or something I'll set up a suzy hat starting at 1k, if you manage to snatch it is up to you

[Anonymous No.]

The biggest update in weeks and I don't give a fuck because I already have my hat. Is there any excitement in the game for me? Or am I still setting my trader to buy 1000 holo and coming back a week later to do the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12399303
bro you can make people bleed money and get some low-priced goods for some nice profits later, this is real fun, go ahead and jump into the auctions

[Anonymous No.]

>>12399022
I genuinely dont know what I have done to receive your kindness, but thank you, truly.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12399398
I'm just looking out for one of my bros, no man should live without his Oshi's hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12398892
>[Deleted]
HALF HOUR AND NOTHING? FUCK'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>12398906
>>12399398
Joe, what the fuck man...I didn't want to spell it entirely, but all you had to do was set an auction up for ANYTHING and we could've been ((stupid)) about it and cross-bid something obscene. also I ate too much, fell asleep, and now I feel fully rested at 2 AM. pain-peko.
flashbang-kun, you've made an enemy now

[Anonymous No.]

>Rope is unsellable
HOOOOOOONK
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BECOME THE ROPEKING LIKE THIS? HOW WILL I OPEN MY ROPE STORE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12399781

[Anonymous No.]

>>12399781
If that is the case then the coco item should be unsellable as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12399885
It is

[Anonymous No.]

>No Ayamy hat
Angy
Night

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1gWEXGWRNs
haha money printer go brrr
oh, hololive english channel, shit

[Anonymous No.]

Dear M Tampa please stop outbid my cheap goods holy fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>12400596
Are you Airanium Reactor? Stop bidding by +$1,000 you idiot. Bid what you'll actually pay and I'll fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12400652
'We' should have to make a minimum new bid of 110% the previous, I think that's fair. You bid $500,000 on an item and get outbid by a guy who adds an extra thousand. That's pretty damn annoying. $500,000--->$550,000 seems to make more sense, no?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12399684
hey yeah what happened was unprompted and I wasnt ready and lest you forget IM FUCKING RETARDED I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO
>>12399595
why are deadbeats the fucking best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12400764
Agreed. I got cucked out of a few hats I was bidding on by +$1,000 while I was asleep.
>>12400771
>IM FUCKING RETARDED I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO
You are. That was my only Suisei hat, and you let a poorfag have it for a bargain bin price you wanker. I'd have bid whatever you actually ended up paying for it on an IRySoda or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12399684
>flashbang-kun, you've made an enemy now
W-what did I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>12400832
shutup tampa ill bite you i swear

[Anonymous No.]

>>12400891
>>12400888
We're arguing about it right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12400832
go back to sleep. i don't need you bidding against me, k thnx

[Anonymous No.]

why are you getting mad at a random bystander who just bought a good deal, it's your fault for not coordinating properly

[Anonymous No.]

>>12400934
Sorry for not realizing I was in cahoots with a retard. If he was asleep I'd have understood. >>12398906
This faggot just let it go without bidding more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12400964
>If he was asleep I'd have understood.
...tampa, I GOT PLACES TO BE PENDEJO

[Anonymous No.]

>>12401013
حمار

[Anonymous No.]

>>12399398
don't fall for (((their))) traps
half the leaderboard is scalpers today

[Anonymous No.]

>>12401070
By jove don’t you talk to me in those explosive scribbles

[Anonymous No.]

>>12401441
جحش. GT will tell you "colt" - it is wrong. It specifically refers to a young donkey.
They're your filenames.

[Anonymous No.]

>cypherposter bid $1,000,000 for The Tampa Bay Buccaneers's 1x AmeHat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12401070
[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fu0820v.mp3] doko...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12401503
>>cypherposter bid $1,000,000 for The Tampa Bay Buccaneers's 1x AmeHat
someone jack up the bid

[Anonymous No.]

>>12400910
I wasn't aware there was a trade attempt going on, gomenasai.
If it's any consolation, I have a miko, ame, nene, and prisoner pekora hat I can auction off for cheap.
Won't give back the suihat. Her beret that has been imbued with her precious idol singer essence is finally mine. Nothing short of Suisei herself personally requesting me to give it up would make me do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12401509
>[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fu0820v.mp3]
Holy shit, that's amazing. Kalashnisui.jpg, pls undastand. My entire Suisei folder is just Joe's filenames.
>>12401539
GIVE IT UP.

[Anonymous No.]

good morning why is spaget still in hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>12401503

[Anonymous No.]

>>12401527

[Anonymous No.]

finally

[Anonymous No.]

>>12401572
now theres 2 of them oh nyoo…

[Anonymous No.]

is joe here im gonna put a sui hat for sale for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>12401639
kek original steampunk maririn art doko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12401772
both saucenao and ascii2d give results
give them a try

[Anonymous No.]

>>12401772
https://litter.catbox.moe/6c0753.jpg
>file too large
I swear it's the artwork

[Anonymous No.]

>>12400652
me the poorfag need to scalp for some fortunes to get to top 100 faster

[Anonymous No.]

>>12401732
*ahem* I GOT PLACES TO BE PENDEJO

[Anonymous No.]

>>12401803
>saucenao
I didn't know that was a thing. Had to uncomment the line for it in 4chanx's sauce options.
>>12401826
10q. I already follow them on pixiv? it's the same artist that drew me blowdrying marine's hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12400652
>Lo-Fi as oshi a.k.a. nasfaq nightmare mode
cut the poor chap some slack

[Anonymous No.]

>>12401962
that's what iqdb is for

[Anonymous No.]

please send help; i miss my ide

[Anonymous No.]

>>12402079
use your IDE and send the files over SCP

[Anonymous No.]

>>12401732
>12401936
That's Joe telling you he'll bid once and let it go for some stupidly low number. List it so I can scalp Joe later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12402126
you got it boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>12402048
oh shit, neat. still, 1 click vs. 2. Also, what the hell, the post you're replying to is showing a "pixiv" reverse image search link now. I've never had it show up when I post full-size pixiv saves with original filenames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12402155
what the fuck, it DOES work. that means it still works if I've resized it myself too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12402155
i see the pixiv link right there

[Anonymous No.]

>>12402211
gj 4chan, you broke my image

[Anonymous No.]

>>12402196
it also works with the low res version iirc

[Anonymous No.]

uh-oh, I think we got another jumper y'all

[Anonymous No.]

>Goes to sleep
>Have a bad dream of my bids getting outbid by others
>Wake up
>Visit thread
>Turns out it was Joe who got outbid instead
>Bid a Friend Hat with 1 day expiration
>I can't bid anymore on other Friend Hat

[honk No.]

Hi-
In regards to the recent financial catastrophe that user "IWantAmeToPegMe" experienced after experimentally cancelling an overpriced auction, I have added some more alerts/information to make it extremely clear the risk of creating auctions with exorbitant prices and the fine for cancellation of said auction. The team and I have also made the decision to set IWantAmeToPegMe's balance to 0. We will not make any further bailouts for this kind of situation again going forward. Thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12402359
spaget is saved!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12402359
>The team and I have also made the decision to set IWantAmeToPegMe's balance to 0.
Balance to $0, not net worth, right? meaning his debt is cancelled, and he paid his old wallet amount as an "idiot fee"? Pretty based if true. Honk love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12402359
Saved from the void!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12402359

[Anonymous No.]

>>12402359
based honk thanks for saving spaget!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12402359
what about this poor bastard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12402464
pretty sure they did that on purpose unlike the investigator

[Anonymous No.]

>>12402359
Based honk bailing out the experiment. Ill-advised science is still science.

>>12402464
He did it knowing the consequences afterwards. No bailout.

[Anonymous No.]

>israel
Based honkler.

[Anonymous No.]

welcome back from the void

[Anonymous No.]

>>12402573
That's a huge jump. We will see someone who can easily climb up from the ranks and not staying on the crab zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>12402573
All things considered, that's what, -30 positions? If that? I don't recall where spaget was before today, but I know it wasn't in the Top 20.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12402625
hes the same position as he was actually, no rank gain/loss, he lost about 13m networth because that was his balance before the experiment however

[Anonymous No.]

>>12402625
Is the top 20 the new top 50? nasfaq must be dying...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12401639
with some bigger text if you want to use it for bread

[Anonymous No.]

>>12402359
add a roll 100 option for fucks sake

[Anonymous No.]

>>12403257
refreshing the gacha leaderboard and seeing "smiles/onyan Hat Industries" total go up by 30,000 is fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

rolled 10x and got a nothingburger message. that's a first...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12403257
yes please, a 1000x would be cool too

>>12403283
at this rate im gonna have 2 names in the top3... i hope this name and my top1 name get merged after honk makes the spendings be id based

[Anonymous No.]

>>12402270
>88M in the bank
he'll live

[Anonymous No.]

>>12403360
>1000x
think of the poor server, oh the humanity
also do you not rike Watambe going 130 dB right into your ears?
I usually mute the tab

[Anonymous No.]

got all the common items on 100 or more lets go

>>12403514
i do have the tab muted since i started mass rolling like 1.5 months ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>12403514
NTA, but I mute it as well and then rush to unmute it if I see Zenloss Miko

[Anonymous No.]

>>12402600
that graph is going to be hilarious and unique if it retains the short trip to the shadow realm

[Anonymous No.]

>>12403108
I'll see if I catch the abayo while wagecucking

[Anonymous No.]

>>12403553
It was after midnight, it should.
>>12403568
I'll be here when we hit page 10 if I don't fall back asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12403535
wonder if we could do something like 10 items of a kind can be exchanged for x coins of that chuuba

[Anonymous No.]

>went up because I am selling some shion
hilarious every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>12403604
I want to be able to exchange x or y of a chuuba's common item for her hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12402359

[Anonymous No.]

>>12404010
that's some good shit right there

[Anonymous No.]

Ohhh Konnui

[Anonymous No.]

>>12404010
I was here to save the old one as well

[Anonymous No.]

Mumei's Hat
Seller: IWantAmeToPegMe
x1
Current Bid: $5,000,000
Bidder: yfp)
Previous Bid: $1,111,111
Outbid: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers
he placed the bid AFTER the bailout and is just giving spaget some starter cash before divs. I kneel, cheers, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toqUZwbGG8M
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toqUZwbGG8M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toqUZwbGG8M
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toqUZwbGG8M

[Anonymous No.]

No, you cannot make a bid that exceeds your balance and use that as some kind of ABAYO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405317
didn't you still have 75M in balance just yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405376
hes made a new account to test whether he can bid alot of money then get charged down into the void like with setting and cancelling too big of an auction

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405376
look at the top right it's an alt
also I got caught with my pants down and $25m on Friday last week. had to 5x shitcoins.
already spent down to $33m, not gonna let it happen again
>>12405392
^

[Anonymous No.]

>>12405418
>>12405392
it's fine if it's for science I guess, not that I'd care.

NEW THREAD
>>12405419
>>12405419
>>12405419

[Anonymous No.]

Well, as it turns out. We really do need a rarity ranking for the items and crafting to boost the auction prices. Auction was fun the first 3 hours and because of Spaget

[Anonymous No.]

They really want this hat