/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Schedule: TBA

First original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGgEFoI9MhE
STREAM KING: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNIhngowViI
Myth or Treat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VupT9JCJaOY

Merch:
AX: https://otakumode.com/shop/pickup/hololive_AX2021 (5% off)
Pop Up Parade: https://special.goodsmile.info/popupparade/en/ (TBA)

[Anonymous No.]

goowa cute

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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I'm in love with Gura!

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>>12366975
same desu

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Look at the evil on her eyes

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Gura retweeted (not only liked) nopan art T o T
https://twitter.com/Cheon1986/status/1436980610401124356?t=ot8GQP5CHsAMvuGf88J_tw&s=19

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>>12367034
sharks eat people

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>>12367229
>cute detailed high quality art
>cumbuds just square off on the crotch and ignore everything else
Why are you like this?

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>>12367558

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Cunny shark is cute

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>>12367700
Fair enough.

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>>12367558
because all my mind can process at any given time are thoughts of shark pissy cunny

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diamonds

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>>12367830
Download more ram.

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>>12367229
Guess the little lady woke up horny.
Good sign this'll be a great week ;^)

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I'm so thirsty for Gura that her booty shake in the dinosaur costume got me going

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>>12367947
I don't want to, I like it this way

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>>12367229
>From September 12th
She misses good shit all the time

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I miss Gura..

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>>12368547
thank god there's a hashtag so we don't have to miss it

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>>12368547
More motivation for fan artists to get better, so that they'll increase their chances of getting noticed.

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>>12368679
Me too, bud

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>>12368808
What? She notices shit art all the time. That makes no sense. She is just lazy and most of the time doesn't scroll back more than a day

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Time for reps.

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>>12369048
Hmm, well first of all your complaint is that she doesn't acknowledge enough art to your liking. She can scroll twitter without giving a like/retweet. Besides, if the art is really good or interesting, then it'll eventually reach her eyes due to getting attention from others (e.g. like her last retweet).

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What if gura just died?

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shark

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>>12369339
That's life.
Apart if you have necromancy power there is not much to do.

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>>12369339
Why would you even say this

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>>12369339
I bet Gura's puffy cunny is squishy like her face

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>>12369376

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>>12369339
>An orgy, but instead of sex we just pat Gura's head

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>>12369339

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>>12369565
>it eventually devolves into sex anyway

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>>12369339
what if shark was phone?!?

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>>12369339

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>>12369339
Well we chose the holo EN girl most likely to die young besides maybe Ame. I try not to think about it because I'm really not sure I could handle it.

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>>12369565
A gay orgy over gura's funeral

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>>12369731
Its what she would have wanted

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw--kjLNd74

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>>12369339
I’d smile, I hate Gura more than you can imagine.

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>>12370170

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>>12370066
Poor Ina

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Why are you people vshoujo level coomers?

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>>12370247
You people?

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>>12370247

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>>12370247
vwhat

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>>12370247
We're not streamers, and this website is generally anonymous. Ergo the only real negative to becoming coomers during Gura's break days is the ocassional shitposter.

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>>12370247
Fuck off, tourist. Seeing the actual coomer talk here would probably kill you.

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>>12370247
You can either have intense hornyposting or GURA DOKO IM GONNA KMS for two days straight.

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>Fuck off, tourist. Seeing the actual coomer talk here would probably kill you.

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New animation from DuDul
https://youtu.be/Fw--kjLNd74

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>>12370703
11 minutes for a reply and it's just a greentext quote and the 9th image result for "fedora katana". Shame.

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>>12370703
This is very tame horny posting. It's going to reach "I want to cum on her gills" level by tomorrow for sure.

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>>12370925
>on not in
sad

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treat

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>>12370876
I have been here since 2007

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>>12370980
If you cum IN her gills you are going to clog something for sure. If you cum ON her gills you can rub it on her flat chest and tummy afterwards.

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>>12370925
Sure and same it's just kind of hypocritical

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>>12371092
good for you

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>>12371096
if you do it right I bet you could make it ooze out then you could still rub it around

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>>12369339
Lift for gura

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>>12370703
NTA But I am a wizard and an edgelord. While you were having premarital sex I studied the blade.

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Another image with these 2 together
Did something happen? Couldn't keep up with every POV

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>>12371363
Ride on time

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Gura waved at me through Ame's POV!

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>>12371363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VupT9JCJaOY

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>>12371363
Reference to MV, which I guess you haven't watched yet

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>>12371422
>>12371423
God last night is already a blur to me...

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>>12371221
>>12371221
Wait, anon. You are missing the point don't put any thick non-oxygenated liquid on her respiratory organs. It sounds hot, but not healthy for her.

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>>12371459
I can't blame you it was so fucking cute I could just die. Gura surrounded by all her new friends and getting to have lots of fun and even present an original Myth music video to Council. My heart just wants to burst! who's been fucking with my medicine?

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>>12371623
You'd need meds if you DIDN'T feel that way. Last night was pure, condensed glucose injected into my bloodstream.

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Boo

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Has anyone watched today's collab VODs with holodex?

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>>12371307
That just means we're both wizards

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8sTQZAs_gA
I wish I didn't miss this part. These girls are a bit nuts.

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You guys isn't really in love with gura right?
It's just the memes right?

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>>12372276
I love Gura more than I love myself

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>>12372276
If Gura got into contact with me I would drop literally everything in my life to do whatever she wanted.

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>>12372276
haha of course not, that would be crazy...

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>>12372276
haha no way bro.
i would never fantasize about having a long loving relationship with gura.

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>>12366749
TToTT

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>>12372276
Life would be easier that way...

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>>12371787
I staring at this fanart for a moment but still can't tell if it is a booba gura. What do you guys think?

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>>12372621
Why don't you take a seat over there?

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>>12372313
I love anything more than myself.

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>>12369339
https://streamable.com/m4cjj0

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>>12372690
It's not booba enough. Save it for clear booba Gura art.

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Gura, Ame, Kiara, & Mumei Mario Party on Saturday. Hopefully it's Superstars

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is goop goop going to stream tonight

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>>12373098
Theoretically possible, but unlikely.

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>>12373098
GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH

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>>12372276
I wish Gura loved me as much as I love her. Nothing else would make me happier.

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>>12373240
do you think gura has a favorite chat chumbud who makes her smile whenever she sees their name in chat

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>>12373240
sorry

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>>12373439
it's jason

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>>12373098
She said she was taking a break after the Halloween collab so no. Probably be back Wednesday.

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>>12373078
Nice.

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Friendly reminder, Gura's boobs don't touch between them and has no idea what that feels like

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>>12373762
I also don't know what boobs feel like

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>>12373792
i don't know what gura feels like

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>>12373762
Has she considered becoming morbidly obese?

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>>12373840

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>>12372276
no, i'm not.

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Have you seen this? Okayu talks a little about being jealous of Shion and Gura marrying and she says she has Gura as her wallpaper, she says she likes her and is a "Hidden Fan", I can do a rough translation with my shitty japanese but If someone knows better pls translate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiPn4-eMGUg

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>>12373078
That sounds like it's going to be great

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>>12374148
Someone linked the timestamp earlier but I would appreciate a translation.

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>>12373439
yeah, me

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>>12367558
UOH

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>>12373762
I love my flat sharkwife!

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>>12370247

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>>12373840
I don't know if that works the same on women as it works on men..

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>>12374187
She starts talking about her Halloween outfit being a witch and Shion teasing her about it, saying the classic shion line of "Maybe you chose witch because you like me", Okayu responds yes and one of her fans later tell her that Shion is married to Gura, Okayu says that she saw Gura asking Shion to marry, she says that she actually likes Gura and feels a little jealous and that her PC has Guara as wallpaper, she goes how she is a fan in secret and talks about how cute was Gura in a clip from a Duolingo stream

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>>12374460
Thanks! A lot of JP seem to like Gura's duolingo stream.

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>>12374549
>smol girl with a cute voice tries to learn your language
I'd be all over it too, if I was a JP.

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>>12374251

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>>12374755

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>>12373216
Desist

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>>12374148
>40 views
A lot of people haven't. Wholesome rrat.

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>>12374858
I was searching what Japs had to say about Dino Gura and found that. Is cute that she is a fan but I hope we can get some interaction

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>>12374755
i hate booba gura but wouldn't mind seeing a smug paizuri because it fits her personality

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>>12374929
They need to converse off stream and get familiar before they can collab properly. Gura has only mentioned talking to Shion and Marine off stream, which is why I'm hoping for a Marine collab soon.

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are there any good gura pics as a mermaidshark

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I want to hit gura

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someone post the cute aggression explainer

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>>12374998
>smug booba Gura paizuri
>she calls you her chumbie with that shit-eating grin
>instant goom

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>>12375051
This one is the only one I've seen

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>>12375091
I don't get it because I'm not a mutt

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>>12375100
cute

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I prefer being called shrimp over chumbuddie, but chumbie is pretty cute.

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>>12375091
>cute aggression

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>>12375123
Shrimp is just members. She can't use that all the time.

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>>12372690
booba too big. so much art is ruined with cow tits

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I only like gura when:
drunk
swearing in any language
scared when playing a horror game
or clips of superchat readings for only the good bits

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>>12373078
hopefully. The other new mario party on switch fucking blows compared to the older ones

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>>12375231
Gura should say slurs

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>>12374460
>her PC has Guara as wallpaper
Does Korone know about this?

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>>12372276
I love Gura so much it's hard to put into words. She's literally perfect in every single way in my eyes

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>>12375259
Is just one of her monitors not all of them, and probably they offcollab or visit each other houses all the time

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It seems that Bae is the one streaming the Minecraft Sports festival, Her audio kinda sucks and she is usually loud af so I don't know,

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>>12375259
Korone is not threatened by other girls, she knows Okayu will always come back to her at the end of the day

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>>12373762
The way she views herself makes me sad.. she's blessed with having a nice petite body shape being short and small chested, and she hates it..

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fuck off with irl shittt

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw--kjLNd74

cute

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>>12375402
>Fuck off discussing stuff Gura has explicitly discussed on stream

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>>12375231
you sound like the typically clip nigger

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>>12375402
Nothing talked about in this thread is stuff she hasn't discussed on stream.

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>>12375417
>>12375474
I don't care that's not how chuubas work

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>>12375454
its not my fault they stream for 24+ hours in a row but only have like 5-20 mins of something worth watching.

do you watch them in full for backround noise or to not feel alone or something?

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>>12375695
fuck you, I wanna know more about Gura and the cute things she does off stream

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>>12373762
She's definitely had a long discussion with Ame about this offstream. I'm happy she was willing to do a bit of that on-stream with Mori.

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>>12373840
gura pls do not become obese its not worth it
food sucks when you can barely stand long enough to cook

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>>12375695
>Can't talk about topics the chuuba themselves talked about.
Wut?

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>>12375741
im fully entertained the entirety of their streams. Sounds like you just have an ADHD ridden zoomer brain that can't concentrate on a single thing for longer than 10 seconds. Also you need to go back

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>>12375743
>>12375829
Fine fuck it just let every chuuba turn into Vshoujo and have them talk about how many dicks they sucked last weekend

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>>12375829
We're being raided.

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>>12375831
>10 seconds
>listed 5-20 mins
you do just have them on as backround noise dont ya
like elderly people who leave the news on 24/7
aw.

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>>12375871
Your autism and strange elitism is not appreciated by anyone here or any of the vtubers you love

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>>12375871
I seriously doubt Gura sucks dicks every weekend, but if she did she would obviously never ever talk about it on stream, so what the fuck is your problem?

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hi discord
found your shitty bait in global

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I want to mating press my oshi and her wife.

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>>12375377
Big boobs are worshiped, and flat chests are seen more as a fetish thing. No matter who or how much we tell her she will just think "we" are weird and that she is not enough...

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>>12376036
big boobs fill your hands
small boobs fill your soul

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>>12376036
Yeah, worshipped by Gura. And that's fucking hot. Sucks that her own self-image has to suffer for this.

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I want gura to play Far Cry: Primal just to see if she starts mimicing the noises

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>>12376165
Growing up surrounded by mermaids with huge boobs probably left her with second thoughts about her more efficient body design

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>>12376354
AH, WENJA!

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I want Gura to pee

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>>12376422
On my bed

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>>12375907
I do leave them on as background noise too, but that's besides the point

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>>12376422
On my eyes

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>>12376422
On my dick

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>>12376474
while im sleeping in it

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>>12375871
Why do you instantly jump to talking about sucking dicks? Not many women (or men) in general divulge that kind of information to people, unless they're whores.
I just like hearing about Gura's stories like her being mistaken for a child by a banker, knocking herself out at the farm, or collapsing when picking up food. Or just any of the mundane shit she does in her every day life like grocery shopping and cooking dinner.
Do you just want them to 100% stay with fabricated lore at all times?

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>>12376622
>Do you just want them to 100% stay with fabricated lore at all times?
Yes because the rest is 3d

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>>12376666
That's fucking retarded.. you'll be very hard pressed to find any VTuber in general who's like that.

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>>12376666
You are mentally ill

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stop replying to yourself discord

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apparently Gura gained a lot of weight from stress eating

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Stop fucking reply to bait dumbass

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>>12376707
>>12376717
Jesus this place went to fucking shit
This is literally why we started hating Vshoujo here

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>>12374460
>Gura has stolen Shion and Akukin from Aqua
>now she's stealing Okayu, without even trying

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Gura is a criminal

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>White team POV confirmed to be Bae
I can't help but be disappointed.
Amogus confirmed for best large group collab because I can actually watch Gura and she can even interact with chat.

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>>12376422
in my butt

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>>12376036
Many many people just find small boobs cuter and more attractive.
Guys on the other hand are fucked if they have a small dick. How many small dick fetishists exist in the world?

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>>12376787
Yeah, eating my cum.

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>>12376787
What does she consider "a lot"?

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>>12376942
Our cum

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>12376847
>we
you need to go back

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>>12376886
See? This is why they shouldn't talk about irl stuff, that story legitimately made me lose my respect for Gura

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https://twitter.com/waterjetoctopus/status/1455100474919559171
gura liked this

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>>12376937
Some tall women are into doming and humiliating guys so...

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do you think gura has made a cum today

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>>12376847
We hate VShoujo because they are literal whores that talk about drinking cum and taking cocks up their ass, not because they talk about what they do off stream.
Maybe you're a newfag, but the JPs have been talking about what they do IRL since like fucking 2019.

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>>12376983
Cute as fuck.

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>>12376983
Loli hag...

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>>12376979
Hey, we've all stole a clove of mint in our time.

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Damn discord is global too orange for you? Does the chicken scare you that much

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>>12377027
gura drink her own cum

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>>12376787
She literally said the opposite before. When she was stressed out she barely ate anything the entire day other than a single kitkat, like around the time she debuted.

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>>12377029
>We hate VShoujo because they are literal whores that talk about drinking cum and taking cocks up their ass
They don't though retard

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>>12377027
yeah, with me

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>>12376979
Oh nyooo she stole LEAVES

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>>12377116
She violated the NAP

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>>12377101
Okay well half of them do. Also they are obnoxious as shit and have no redeeming personality or talent. Other than Ironmouse

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>>12377099
The last thing we heard about her eating was that she isn't. Gooruh...

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>>12377146
I wish she had violated me instead

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>>12377161
Yeah she said she's currently going through a phase of not feeling like cooking. Guess that's why she's been eating nothing but soup all the time lately

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>>12376666
Shut up Satan+.

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>>12377223
you can make some rety good soup if you give half a fuck

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>>12377223
I wish she was eating soup. Gura is not eating anything. She's wasting away into nothing before our very eyes.

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>>12376979
>he's never done anything illegal
Haha, you're cute chumbaby.

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https://youtu.be/KQpa2XdMV9Y?t=1391

This is the dance that did Gura in.

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>>12377305
T H I N N

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>>12377332
I hope she learned to close her eyes when doing anything like that in the future.

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>>12377305
She did say she made soup recently

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how come Haachama stopped doing collabs with Ina?

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>>12377332
God she’s so fucking cute I can’t stand it

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>>12377494
you lost

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>>12377494
I have no clue, but I do know that Gawr Gura is cute!

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>>12377332
who the fuck are half these characters and whos the green haired one in the foreground?

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I love Gura...

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>>12377494
Haato's fickle she does whatever she feels like. Can't blame her. The Zhangs put her through serious shit.

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>>12377612
It's council dude. You been living under a rock?

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>>12377612
Based

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>>12377612
fucking tourist, piss off

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>>12372276
What? No! Im just a normal fan.

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>>12377687
another jp collab?

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>>12377612
They're all me.

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>>12377745
Nah they're EN 2nd Gen.

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I hope you're not horny

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>>12377768
No, never.

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>>12377332
>Fauna: Don't barf!
>Gura: That'll be funny though
Was it funny, Gura?
https://youtu.be/KQpa2XdMV9Y?t=4397

>>12377422
When I got VR motion sickness, it kicked in after 10-20 minutes after I was zooming around. The problem seems to be cumulative where it suddenly hits like a truck after crossing some threshold, and then takes a while to wear off.
Dancing around, chasing people with smooth locomotion, and spinning with the trident probably put her over the edge.

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>>12377768
Anon, I'm always horny.

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>>12377768
Of course not. I'm a pure and chaste man.

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>>12377867
I don't think she barfed. She just got some fresh air.

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I'm the only chumbie that can fully appreciate Gura's flat chest so I'm the one that gets to marry her

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>>12373439
I wish she would atleast read my chat out loud.
Not a superchat because that is likely guaranteed to be read and feels like cheating my way for attention, and i like to think that it's not fair for other chumbuds too.
Also no capslock, i dont want to go full capslock just to get noticed, it feels like shouting at her.

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>>12378016
Superchats are not guaranteed to be read. They aren't even guaranteed to be THANKED.

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>>12378016
If you put out enough quality chats you'll get one read eventually.

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>>12378016
i want her to fucking make eye contact with me

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>>12378016
I’ve had a couple read and it catches me off guard every time. I still remember the first time back in the first outlast playthrough

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>>12377867
>Can't drive, gets motion sickness.
What a fucking dork.

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>>12377332
This shork also doesn't use the wrist straps for the controllers so she puts the controllers on the ground and then gets surprised when the ground isn't where she thinks it is.

https://youtu.be/LStxM9a3uKA?t=1211

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>>12378411
I never use my wriststraps either in VR. Makes it a pain to set them down. I do the same blind swipes on the floor to find them as Gura does too.

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>>12378723
I just let them hang

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>>12378763
Gura is weak and frail. Her tiny body cannot handle the weight of a hanging controller.

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>>12374148
>we are married
She said it herself. Sorry, Aqua.

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>>12372276
Sometimes I wish it was just a joke. She's on my mind every day. She brings me a lot of joy, but also a lot of pain.

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>>12376979
I'll never forgive her for stealing that mint leaf.. fucking disgusting behavior that she still hasn't even apologized for.

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>>12377082
who are you talking to faggot?

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>>12379053
You can count the number of times Gura has apologized on one hand.

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I wonder what it's like to hug her

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>>12379179
Depends on if you're hot or ugly

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>>12379179
warm, heavenly... stinky

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>>12379071
you probably since you replied

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Who all is participating in NNN? Gura's LEWD body is a mighty temptation, I dont know if I'll make it.

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>>12379229
>Warm
Meh
>Heavenly
Meh
>Stinky
MY DICK

[Anonymous No.]

>>12379285
I lost like 2 hours after I woke up. Going to goom to Gura all month as god intended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12379285
I will never deprive Gura of precious JO energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12379285
Nah, I like cancer out of my prostate, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12377305
She talks about eating soup or having eaten soup almost every stream.. It's not like she's eating nothing at all, she's always eating something. She had lasagna and garlic bread during RE7, which wasn't that long ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>12377612
I'm the green haired one in the foreground, the rest are alts run on my smart fridges

[Anonymous No.]

>>12379285

[Anonymous No.]

>>12377762
>giving serious replies to bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>12377867
If you do VR enough, eventually you'll stop getting motion sickness. It really only affected me during like the first week

[Anonymous No.]

>>12377913
She'll probably talk about how she got sick next time she streams, so we'll know if she threw up then

[Anonymous No.]

>>12378411
do the index controllers even have wrist straps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12377923
I've always loved flat chests more than big my entire life. The maximum I can tolerate is B cup, anything over that and it turns me off

[Anonymous No.]

>>12379832
Feels good having the same preference as my oshi by liking both big and flat chests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12379784
Yeah but they're not really necessary

[Anonymous No.]

>>12378016
Try:
>being witty with what you say to make her laugh
>responding to what she says as if to carry on a convo
>asking meaningful questions
Also chat frequently. If she isn't reading your messages, then chances are you aren't saying anything worth reading.
She read 5 of my messages out loud during her last solo outlast stream (3 during SC reading and 2 before). I usually get at least 1 read out loud

[Anonymous No.]

>>12379667
You dare bring the words of a foreign HERETIC before us?

[Anonymous No.]

how would gura react if I burned her with my lighter a little bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12379953
I'm pretty sure she'd prefer being used as an ashtray.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12379904
It could be your mom saying it that it would still be a fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12379904
yeh

[Anonymous No.]

>>12376973
anyone else having a problem with youtube not updating urls unless you refresh?
also intended video:
https://youtu.be/U06jlgpMtQs

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UetMTNDzmbc
Got translated

[Anonymous No.]

>>12380142
Get with the times
https://youtu.be/5tCMI0uKbBE?t=6

[Anonymous No.]

>>12380296
very secret

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine going to Gurassic Park and seeing this.

[Anonymous No.]

its time for a premiere chumbies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12379882
She reads stuff that's not worth reading all the time, you retarded cunt.
>>12378016
You can type practically anything and have about the same chance of being read, because she just glances over to chat and reads whatever her eyes land on. The only bias is toward usernames she remembers.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>12380650
>You can type practically anything and have about the same chance of being read, because she just glances over to chat and reads whatever her eyes land on
This is true, I've mostly had my more boring comments picked out rather than the cheeky stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>12379741
Or won't. Because she might think it is embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

So what happened to Gura's haunted mansion project in Minecraft?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12381070
We don't talk about that anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12379285
I'm doing it, I might as well try it to better myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>12381070
Couldn't meet the deadline, so plans were either postponed or cancelled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12379285
I have learned to edge myself. Literally the best thing ever. Will not fail NNN too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12380392
They'd kick me out for trying to mating press the exhibit

[Anonymous No.]

>>12380296
I'd really love for a collab song between Gura and Okayu (my two favourite singers in hololive), but doubt it'll happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>12381141
Make sure to start taking healthy dosages of zinc for the terrifying experience of a hentai protagonist's cum shot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12379285
when you enter the hololive fandom you convert to the new ways of NNN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0h_8ewFizI
now is the time to work harder than ever chumbies

[Anonymous No.]

>>12379447
Nocturnal emission. you won't get cancer. Don't listen to dumbasses. You will get laid with Gura in your dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12380650
>She reads stuff that's not worth reading all the time
true, but you might as well try to make her chat better than the shit hole that it usually is when you chat instead of contributing to it's shittiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>12379953
She would drag you into her bathtub with her teeth and then shred you in pieces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12381070
haunted mansion was demolished by management since she didn't finish it by the deadline

[Anonymous No.]

>>12381280

[Anonymous No.]

>>12374148
En subs
https://youtu.be/UetMTNDzmbc

[Anonymous No.]

>>12381318
Just say whatever, Gura said she likes everything and Gura doesn't lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12381070
Considering how she is as a person, she likely has been avoiding Minecraft due to feeling guilty/annoyed at being unable to complete it before her deadline
She's the type to avoid acknowledging something that she considers a failure until she has time to the free time work through it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12381487
Yeah I'm sure she loves "SAY ARA ARA PLEASE BABY GURA" and "I AM FROM VIETNAM YOU SPEAK VIETNAM?????????????"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12381541
>I AM FROM VIETNAM YOU SPEAK VIETNAM?????????????

[Anonymous No.]

>>12381541
those are actually her favorite messages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12381487
There's a difference between lying and trusting people's common sense in your use of the word "everything"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12381541
>"I AM FROM VIETNAM YOU SPEAK VIETNAM?????????????
I have seen the same with Ukrainian and some other faggot. I think German.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12381280
I used to lurk on /r9k/ two years ago, and I saw "cocklust" threads pop up after November 10 or so. Robots where so horny they literally were turning gay. That was before the pandemic, imagine how touch starved most of those guys are now. Worst part is, I'm just as touch starved and I'm not running that risk for le internet points.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12381660
Yeah, I don't think Gura wants to single out a portion of her fanbase or make anyone feel bad. There's definitely a fuck load of messages she doesn't like though outside of straight up rude shit:
>requesting her to do or say random shit
>SEA spam talking about their shit hole countries or the language they speak in them
>Flat chest jokes or just calling her flat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12381711
Gura has been getting a fuck ton of Vietnamese spammers in her streams lately. No clue where they came from all of a sudden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12381827
You forgot >inappropriate personal questions

[Anonymous No.]

>>12381254
Be careful, I tried this and then started getting horrible headaches until I stopped

[Anonymous No.]

>>12381855
Vietnam, I'd assume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12381865
People in this thread can't tell what's inappropriate and what isn't. So many times people have complained about a superchat that Gura ended up liking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12381947
Another good example is all the people here having an aneurysm over people talking about IRL things Gura herself brought up all on her own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12381876
How much were you taking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12381865
What do you consider "inappropriate personal questions"? I've watched every single stream of hers and I don't really recall many at all...
Actually I do see a lot of people asking
>How old is Gura?
and
>Where does Gura live?
all the time in chat, which I'd consider inappropriate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12381855
Spider holes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12382161
"what do your feet smell like"

[Anonymous No.]

need more cute guras

[Anonymous No.]

>>12382161
>which I'd consider inappropriate.
Then we're in agreement, because those are the exact sort of questions I had in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12382200
well that's more of a joke question than anything.. I'd consider people seriously asking personal stuff like her age or where she lives worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>12382200
That's only inappropriate because she's answered it before.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/HvUqcK9VZn8?t=4121
Probably the first mention of nurse Mori (passpartout nurse mori was 1 month later) and Dino Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12381528
Dude, she's been busy with nonstop collabs for two weeks, she barely had time to fit in horror game streams at all. Look at her output this month, she streamed a ton. She should've started the house sooner, back in september, maybe in august even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12382270
also the stream when she reached 1M subs.. time sure flies

[Anonymous No.]

Damn Gura looks like THAT?

[Anonymous No.]

how would gura react if someone posted her personal address in the chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>12382000
Just one 50mg tablet a day + whatever from daily food, I imagine everyone has their own personal tolerance tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>12382219
i agree, post more gurass

[Anonymous No.]

>>12382399
Idk if you're meming or not anon, but the daily recommended dose for men is 11mg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12381947
Honestly anytime I see anyone bitch and moan about dumb shit I just ignore it, her actual chat is the real problem when they start screeching at her whenever she does something even slightly lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>12382344
I want her to savagely beat me to a pulp

[Anonymous No.]

>>12382489
I'm not worried about that. Gura knows they like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12382344
mating press

[Anonymous No.]

>>12382271
I won't discount her being extremely busy based on her fantastic output this month, but the Minecraft cutoff was very abrupt considering how into it she was. There's some guilt involved somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12382547
The issue is when she listens to them and then self-censors

[Anonymous No.]

>>12382383
how would you react if someone posted your personal address in this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12382683
A lot of that is her not having anything else she wants to say. When she does, she just ignores them and keeps saying it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12382547
the
>LANGUAGE
and
>SHE SAID WHAT?!?!
posters in chat still bug the fuck out of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>12382732
laugh and then cum on them

[Anonymous No.]

>>12382830
what if I promised to come to your house and rape you in front of your mother?

[Anonymous No.]

i would welcome the challenge and then cum on you again

[Anonymous No.]

>>12382828
i don't even read that shit and just watch the guraMM flow. chat's more fun that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>12382828
why do they talk to her like a child that's quite infantilizing gura pays taxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12382930
grooming

[Anonymous No.]

>>12382955
gooming

[Anonymous No.]

>>12382930
Treating her like a child isn't the problem, it's the way they're doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

What’re you doing on this day of rest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12382828
Her reaction in the RE7 playthrough when Lucas said "language" made me bust a gut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12383015
Suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>12383015
Playing AOE4

[Anonymous No.]

>>12383038
any chance of a timestamp?

[Anonymous No.]

what would you do if gura farted VERY LOUDLY during a stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>12383274
type "blimey"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12383274
Bust a massive load

[Anonymous No.]

>>12382930
Because she doesn't swear much / tries not to swear, so when she does it shocks a lot of her faggot viewers. Ame used to get people like that a lot too until they realized she swears all the time

[Anonymous No.]

something might be happening in 3 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>12383274
Fart even louder to assert dominance

[Anonymous No.]

>>12383274
:guraMM: :guraMM: :guraMM:

[Anonymous No.]

>>12383367
gura farted

[Anonymous No.]

>>12383367
yeah, I finished work

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/_omocat/status/1455323771523510282
Oh seems like it’s merch

[Anonymous No.]

>>12383367
Liar

[Anonymous No.]

>>12383622
I just posted it above

[Anonymous No.]

>>12383274
Ensure that my stream download is still going

[Anonymous No.]

>>12383353
which is kinda funny because the only reason she holds back so much/listens to chat when they bitch is only because she's worried about the youtube algorithm bonking her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12383274
LOL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>12371808
I just rewatched all 5 POVs on separate tabs. IRyS' PoV was one of the best, surprisingly. Mainly because she hung out with both gens equally, and the shark bros twerk session

[Anonymous No.]

>>12383709
She also likes joking with her pretend-seiso image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12383143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5pNA-ocDtI&t=7376s

[Anonymous No.]

>>12383546
Oh look it's nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>12383709
I doubt it. Has the algorithm been bonking Mori, Kiara, or Ame? I don't think she gives a shit if she gets less viewers because of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>12383843
>there are children, there are chumbuddies in this building
she knows her audience well

[Anonymous No.]

>>12383843
I love when she snaps to chat like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>12383868
Apparently the EN girls were very involved so at the very least I wanna see what Gura’s merch looks like

[Anonymous No.]

>>12383765
Ina's POV was also very good for the vlogging bros moment and her camera work

[Anonymous No.]

>>12383943
Yeah, how few of them there are. She's seen the demographics and knows it's mostly 20-40 males.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12383274
akasupa asking her to describe the smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>12384181
nahh, it's probably 40-50% 12 - 19 year olds I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>12384332
is this the part when you get really mad and just scream CHAT CHAT CHAT over and over when we ask for some kind of vague evidence for your guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12384321
She would probably enjoy more describe the smell supers in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>12384409
a mixture of her chat, her humor, people with "le sekrit nowledge xD" and her old fanbase, and her popularity. All of it is very young people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12384409
NTA but I'd believe it. It'd explain why she performs similarly to her genmates in superchat income despite having huge numbers. Half her audience might be too young to have a checking account.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12384332
>>12384520
https://twitter.com/2Snacks/status/1453457881366413312
>5.8%

[Anonymous No.]

>>12384498
>>12384520
every time we get a look at demographics from a clip of her, that age range is a vanishingly small part of the viewership, like literally under 3% every single time.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you like specifically about Guar?
avatar only?
personality of character?
the actual actor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12384578
That isn't even Gura's channel you retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12384610
it's called a proxy variable dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

>>12384610
You're right it's even more child oriented than Gura's channel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12384578
>>12384590
When I was a teenager I lied about my age any time a website asked. Kids aren't stupid. They know about age restrictions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12384595
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12384717
to summarize:
- you are wrong
- your guess is off by an order of magnitude
- you have no idea what you are doing
- everyone is laughing at how retarded you are

this is like the hundredth time we've had this discussion here or on /jp/. it always ends the same way, with the devastating humiliation of the retard (you) guessing outlandishly wrong about her viewer demographics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12384717
Google isn't stupid either. They know how old you are if you aren't trying very hard to stop them.

[Anonymous No.]

did uhh gura ever give us that karaoke redo or did I memoryhole it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12384796
I'm not even the one that brought it up faggot. Tongue your own asshole harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12384717
exactly. I always set my birth date to 1980

[Anonymous No.]

if goop goop doesn't stream tonight i'm going to hurt myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>12384839
everyone laugh at the retard one last time before he slinks away

[Anonymous No.]

>>12366777
Why does this make me hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12384825
she said next week since this week is spooky and she doesn't wanna try again with voice strained from screaming so much. I think she said in the solo outlast stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>12384864
Consider suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12383274
There is nothing more in life I want than to hear Gura let out a loud, wet, nasty fart on stream in front of her entire audience. Imagine, she's being a whiny little brat saying her stomach hurts after she ate three scoops of ice cream for breakfast. Then, mid sentence, the unmistakeable sound rips through the microphone and into our ears. She immediately stops speaking, unable to process what just happened quickly enough to play it off. The embarrassment quickly overwhelms her as the chat is flooded with GuraMM, and her model goes limp as she backs away from the computer. All you hear is a quiet "oh my god" from a few feet away as she tries to collect herself. She attempts to salvage the situation by saying things like "c'mooon chat, are you saying that's never happened to you before? It was the ICE CREAAAAM!". But deep down, she's dying inside knowing that it will be immediately clipped and that every chumbud from all corners of the earth will soon hear her explosive flatulence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12384862
Begone tourist

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>12384807
So pick one:
>Google isn't stupid
>Google is stupid and classifies videos with almost complete adult age demographic as "for children"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12376886
When this was told, I thought she meant she took from a whole plant pot of mint (picrel)... They sell those too right? or are they more like bundles of branches?

[Anonymous No.]

Dunno if it's been mentioned yet but there's a Mario Party collab on w/ Gura Ame and Mumei on Kiara's schedule

[Anonymous No.]

GOOP GOOP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ykkx0loyS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ykkx0loyS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ykkx0loyS8

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385145
fuck you buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385111
>for children
ah, so you're retarded AND lying

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385203
It's time for your meds Anon-chama.

[Anonymous No.]

look at this so-called odd and scrawny

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385145
i'm no longer going to hurt myself, i'm going to hurt you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385278
oops, you forgot to show an example you lying fucking retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385328
Seethe harder you blithering moron, or maybe try reading the entire reply chain.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura love

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385308
>>12385391
You're alright chumbud.

[Anonymous No.]

Who do you think Gura loves more, us or Chubi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385453
The chat-gestalt, definitely. But Chikubi is the only one allowed to smell her armpit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385372
you are absolutely fucking brain-dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>12382620
You're a schizo, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385308
>>12385391
>>12385421
Whats with the Gura-Megumin art I've been seeing recently? Did she say she liked Konosuba or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12381336
adrenaline boner let's gooooooo

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to kiss Gawr Gura of Hololive English

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385576
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385576
>Did she say she liked Konosuba or something
how new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385551
Ok retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385576
She's said as such multiple times.
The sudden influx is probably do to Halloween.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385618
September

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385576
>Did she say she liked Konosuba or something?
n-nyo

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, what if Gura was even cuter than usual?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385743
Impossibru

[Anonymous No.]

>>12384928
And she read my comment passing by saying
"Sorry, that was me. I ate helium for breakfast to reduce weight"

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385743
I am violently close to a cute overdose, if she were get even one cm cuter I would perish

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura might get to meet Korone with the upcoming sports festival
You guys think she's going to be as flustered as Ina was when she showed up in her chat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385678
At least that means you can go back and watch the Konosuba reading stream for the first time. It's peak comfy just listening to her read a story and giggle at things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385743
Phasma VR Gura was MUCH cuter than halloween Gura. THis is just a fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385743
I dont think thats even possible. Gura's cuteness has already surpassed the human brain's ability to comprehend. If cuteness were to be compared to the electromagnetic spectrum, Gura would already be well into the ultraviolet range.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12381336
Is that supposed to scare or arouse me?

[Anonymous No.]

tummy hort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385861
I still don't understand why she sounded 100x cuter with her VR setup

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385942
Index mic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385861
Nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385850
no, Gura doesn't care about it Korone

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385600
not if I kiss you first

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385600
I made this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>12384578
Why the fuck does youtube lump in over-20s and teenagers in one data point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12384181
how would gura feel about a 40 year old man watching her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385859
Also one of her SC reading streams back in October last year she talked about how she likes Konosuba for a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>12386096
Gura loves her boomers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385861
This is true. She was so ridiculously cute that stream..

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385921
goor...

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385850
Probably. She still hasn't interacted with many of her senpai. I could see Korone being one of the few that she looks up to since Gura admired her endurance

[Anonymous No.]

Bros...I've been obsessed with dino Gura tummy ever since that stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12385893
Gura will get into gamma radiation territory soon. We're all doomed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12386197
I hope we get slutty dino costume fanart soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>12386197

[Anonymous No.]

>>12386096
Maybe she'd like a sugardaddy, who knows?

[Anonymous No.]

>>12386255
It's a full body costume. How do you make that slutty? Making it clear how hot and sweaty she is in there?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine Gura doing a stream like Mumei is right now. Just idle chat and cute noises as she works on something. Would most definitely not make it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12386011
Gura loves Korone, she talked about watching her multiple times

[Anonymous No.]

>>12386096
40 year old men can be handsome

[Anonymous No.]

>>12386302
>tags: sweat, urination, x-ray

[Anonymous No.]

>>12386435

[Anonymous No.]

>>12386380
she'd probably get too nervous about that and it would distract her

[Anonymous No.]

>>12386380
I don't think I would make it either

[Anonymous No.]

>>12386380
I would like a cooking stream like this. Added bonus, it guarantees she eats something decent that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12386418
Thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>12386197
Rub the tummy for good luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>12386464
>her little heart keeps racing because she's nervous to be in such an intimate situation with us

[Anonymous No.]

>>12386643
>intimate
nah, she'd just be nervous over the fact that she's streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>12386380
no, i don't like mumei

[Anonymous No.]

>>12386688
it's both

[Anonymous No.]

>>12386257
Cat mouth + blush is an OP combo

[Anonymous No.]

>>12386846
You're just lonely

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute