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>Last thread - >>12132721>Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO_aKKYxn4tvrqPjcTzZ6EQ>Twitter - https://twitter.com/ceresfauna>Current schedule - https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1453155287053991937>Last stream - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zMbzUW3iNQReminder to hide, ignore, and do not interact with grasshoppers and their bait, saplings.
God I love Fauna.
>>12272685Made for breeding
>>12272862Yeah, me. Fauna is going to breed me.
Kronii is playing minecraft, are we getting some progress in the war arc?
I miss Fauna
Kronii is reading the demands. She is not happy.
>>12276420She's reading the terms right now
>>12276653is she gonna do something? I'm late and she's just looking to berries wtf
>>12278084>is she gonna do something?She just dismissed it so probably not.
Not watching the kronii stream, did she notice the sheep fauna left her?
>>12279301She didn't acknowledge them no.
>>12276515why is she cryin
>>12279301She noticed one during IRyS's minecraft stream but didn't say much about it
>>12279301she noticed them but didn't notice the numbers or go looking for the "missing" one
i miss fauna, her halloween karaoke was fantastic. i love her
I freaking love Fauna she is so sweet and her voice is so calming
I am re listening on the stream today a bit more sober, but is it me or has she noticeably improved since her last karaoke or am i delusional?
>>12289631she did. She can hit notes and sustain it longer now.
>>12278084She just dismissed most of the demands and mocked Fauna's grammarHere's the timestamphttps://youtu.be/0YHjwdsXCqk?t=1889
>>12290057I knew I wasn't going schizo global is dumb
>>12289631She’s still far from good but I think she’s starting to get used to singing in front of thousands of people.
Is her earlier karaoke uploaded somewhere?
>>12290097How disappointing. We will not take this affront lying down.
Everyone is doing their gym reps to be good saplings right anons?
>>12294576Unironically yeah, bought myself some gear after months of procrastinating because of the chinkflu.
>>12295277Gear as in equipment or steroids?
What a godlike Intro was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peuTnilEv9gThanks Faufau!
>>12294576I'm joining the gym this week. I'll get back the guns I had 2 years ago before Corona took them away from me
>>12294576no, not really. I do have some dumbbells lying around, too lazy to find them tho
Ever since TI I got sucked back in to dota. I know fauna mentioned she used to be a dota player what are the chances that she ever streams the game?
>>12294576Don't get it twisted. I will never go to the gym just to be a good sapling. I'm a good sapling because I go to the gym.
>>12297737Close to 0, she also mentioned that she does not play it anymore, does not plan to start again and besides watching internationals does not keep up with game at all
>>12299287Did she actually mention that she watches TI? All i remember is that she shot down someone's suggestion of doing a TI watchalong
The HoloEN collab will be in VRChatNice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQpa2XdMV9YShe's streaming her perspective
>>12284069whered you get this pic from
>>12309335I think that’s from Saruei drawing Fauna on stream
>>12309335That one french whore vtuber drew her on a stream but never finished it. Honestly not fond of the art myself because the anatomy is fucking trash, also adding another beauty mark for no reason
Does Fauna know that her Autumn ASMR video is broken?
>>12309847Nobody is going know what you're talking about if you don't link to which video you're talking about.
>>12309847It's not? Unless you mean the no chat, but that's because she had to edit out sirens.
>>12309976I don't know, maybe the one quite literally titled autumn asmr?
>>12309847Wait what the fuck? This is so weird.>>12309976https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hgwPt5kmZcFauna only did one Autumn ASMR retardchama.
>>12310042The VOD just stops working past 20 minutes. Video is frozen and there's no audio.
>>12310113Oh, huh. That's weird.
>>12310142Sounds like youtube fucked something up recently, I doubt it was always like that.
>>12310234okay apparenlty according to the comments on the video is stopped working like a week ago so it has to be a youtube thing
>>12309422Isn't it just foreshortening
>>12310234Youtube and fucking with ASMR videos for no reason?Yea, sounds about right actually.
Is she just not going to be in VR?
Should I super her about it?>>12310644She says she doesn't have VR equipment.
>>12310678#faunline Twitter hashtag could work too >>12310644You can play VRchat without VR equipment
>>12310065>>12310234I only noticed yesterday, but there are comments dating back a week claiming to have the issue. I'd imagine it's an issue with Fauna's edits or something. Hopefully she's already aware of the issue because it spooked me out slightly last night.
>>12313393Can't wait to see how it turned out. Been waiting on this since day 1.
>>12313393This is going to fuck me up so bad, in a good way.
>>12313393aaaaaaaAAAAAA, I'm NGMI
>>12313393I just know she's going to hit it out of the park, judging by the work she did in her previous life
>>12313393I love mother nature
>>12313393>After hearing rumors of a healing druid in the woods, you decide to meet her yourself~ Will she be everything you thought?>a mystery involving a druidyabe
>>12313393>After hearing rumors of a healing druid in the woods, you decide to meet her yourself~ Will she be everything you thought?This reads just like the Fauna greentexts
>>12313393Stream 【ASMR Roleplay】 Yandere Fauna Wants You to Stay Forever [Horror ASMR?]!
I hope Yan Fauna turns out to be good as her PL
>>12315000Can you people stop fucking doing this? Stop fucking mentioning it.
>>12315076Best to ignore it honestly.
Cute how they basically had the same idea for Halloween
>>12315076Can't be helped
>>12315076Would be nice. It's okay to be a fan of both, just don't mention it here, right? Let's move forward together, saplings.
>>12315270If HoloEN management weren't niggers they could do a collab one day
>>12315270I wish we'd stop doing this too. She can have her own thread. It will only lead to trouble and anti-posters if we keep having these here.
>>12315459 Shadow actually said very recently she wouldn't ever want to collab with a Hololive member when her oshis were brought up. She said she would feel too nervous with them knowing she exists. I'm unsure if that would apply to Fauna, but it's a shame regardless after watching them both for so long
Fauna was a nepotism hire it can't be helped
>>12315856That's not how you spell "Sana"
>>12313393FUCK IT'S HERE. I wonder how far she will go in the first one...
>new IPsI suspect we're gonna get some tourists here tonight saplings.
>>12316062Can't be helped, drama has been slow and the /vt/ sisters are getting restless.
>>12316159Saplings together strong.
>>12313393Is it ethical for a committed woman to profit off this sort of thing? Have a good hard think about that, saplings. Mama Fauna wouldn't want you to get taken advantage of, either.
Friendly reminder, its not worth it saplings.
Clover has been a bit quiet lately, I hope the old man is doing okay.
>>12317712He's not. He's old as fuck and he's going to die. She's going to be wrecked. Did you pay attention to what happened to Shion? Start getting yourself ready for that now. It's going to hit hard.
>>12317929Anon, the reason why Shion's was so shocking was because he was young when died. Don't be stupid.
>>12317929She doesn't care, she's over it Anon. He's old. She'll just adopt another, that's what she did last time.
>>12317929I wouldn't mind becoming a coping mechanism for her grief
>>12313393I'm gonna cUUUUUUUm
>>12318048Yea, and imo she was closer to the other one that already passed. I'd be shocked if she takes more than a few days off.
>>12318048>>12318187Please just fuck off.
>>12317959Shock and grief aren't even remotely related, idiot. She's a bleeding heart and female to boot. She's not just going to show up to a Minecraft stream one day and start building after telling us Clover's dead.
>>12318187For sure, he was the one her emotes were dedicated to etc. She was a lot closer to him and took what, a week off? I think she will recover fast unless she feels like making a big deal of it for whatever reasons.
>>12318557Jesus those hands
GETTING HUNTED IN THE FOREST BY FAUNA!BEING HIT BY A TRANQUILIZER DART SHOT BY FAUNA!WAKING UP TIED TO THE BEDPOSTS BY FAUNA!FORCEFULLY BREASTFED BY FAUNA!SWALLOWING FAUNA'S APROHDISIAC MILK!THROWING AWAY YOUR PREVIOUS LIFE TO LIVE INNAWOODS WITH FAUNA!
>>12318596Made for slapping
imagine pulling too hard on fauna's horns and breaking them while hitting it from the back
>>12319641Would it hurt her? Do they grow back? They look fragile, but looks can be deceiving.
Alright saplings, what do you think the collab is going to be? From what Ame tweeted it looks like it's going the be a big VR chat meetup in the anniversary stream world. Maybe turned to halloween?
>>12320176A massive Valley Girl assembly
>>12319764It would be extremely painful.
>>12320176I'm guessing VR chat with some games (prop hunt?)
Delayed again. At this rate it won't even be on Halloween.
Oh well, i got time to make a cup of tea now.
>>12320497I would like prop hunt.
>>12320720you have a doctor's appointment or something
>>12319764Deer antlers fall out naturally around December/January so I would wait until then.
>>12321070Fauna is very insistent on the fact that they are horns and not antlers.
>>12321070Fuck, now I wish someone capable would draw cute loli Fauna with tiny baby antlers
>>12321070>She has Kirin blood flowing in her veins, and horns that are made out of the branches of a certain tree; they are NOT deer antlers.
>>12321425>A hololive member has never been gaslighted into being a different species
>>12321231There's no loli art but there was that one artist that draws all of EN as school girls and Fauna has stubby horns in those.https://twitter.com/hikigaya_0926_/status/1450014875120390149
>>12321790Thanks for the link Anon. Very cute!
Fauna spreading her mouth!
Oh god bae's costume
Kronii looks fucking scary
Jesas, council models are so cursed
Retarded ghost is cute as fuck
I love these cursed costumes
>Myth and Council basically doing two separate collabs at the same timethis is so retarded
>>12322924Mumei very cute tho
>>12323424They said the elevator broke so they can't meet up
>>12322924They're pretty much based on Amelia's doodleshttps://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1454319150944432132I bet HoloMyth had to commission their new costumed models
>There's a rrat in your brainEntire /vt called out
My beautiful girlfriend....
>>12323424Now who's retarded?
Now that I'm looking at it from someone else's POV, Fauna really got the Hey Arnold Football Head
Thank you Calli. Now the time has come to rid us of these horrible beasts .
what the fuck is going on
Unironically pretty cute
Gura sounds shitfaced
LOOK AT HER GO
Never mind, she's cursed.
>>12324247It's impossible to follow in both cases anyways.
Ame having the quasimodo posture
WE'RE FUCKING DEAD
FAUNA JUST KISSED ME BROS
She kissed out grave at least...
At least one person visits my grave after I die
>Kronii’s clock is grinding into meHot
This stream is a glorious trash fire and I love it
Kronii ha the funniest model
Run mumei they have ghost poison
fauna likes a man with an ass.... bros my hank hill ass
>>12333943Git to squattin'.
ALL BOW BEFORE GODCHAMA!!!
Her sanity is going down
Ina just walked right past herFaufau...
Guys, I can't... she's too cute
GOOD JOB FAUNA
Your stalker oshi is cute, saplings.
Yeah, this was worth staying up to 3 AM for.
>>12339544Now time to stay up until 4am for the ASMR.
>>12339762You and me fellow CET sapling. I'm taking a 35 min nap
>>12341060Hope you wake up sapling.I don't trust myself with those kind of naps.
why was Fauna throwing ToTs on Mumei bros?
T-minus 10 minutesHow often do you think she'll release pre-recorded ASMR like this? I hope we get a Christmas one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNDaXycPDZM
3Ds from Korone, Subaru & Mel, alot of EN Collabs, Amogus and the Halloween party and now it's closing with Fauna yandere ASMR. This month has been great
>>12342849>christmas>valentinesWe good I guess. I hope she makes a birthday roleplay one.Or even the welcome home thing. Great for after work.
>>12272685hey /uuu/ i dont really watch your oshi but she was very cute this collab and her voice was very calming. i think i might start watching her, any vods to recmmend? i really love her 3D since it reminds me of tkmiz
>>12343304First like, 2 spore streams. Pokemon Unite. Any of her speedruns. And of course her RE streams. Any of these are good picks, she has a lot of solid streams.
>>12343304Any of her ASMR if you're into that, Spore, Resident Evil 7, Pokemon Unite, Minecraft speedruns (my personal favorite is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ_zix6K5qw). She's pretty quiet in collabs with more than 2 other people.I think I'm gonna start putting this in the OP, since we get this question pretty often. Any saplings have different recommendations?
Let's fucking uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>12343304have you watched any Devour POV yet? hers was pretty good
>not a live streamBut holy shit, sounds like she's here
FUCKING FIREWORKS OUTSIDE AAAAAAAAA
FAUNA'S SLIPPING A ROOFIE IN MY TEA, LET'S GOOOOO
>we haven't met before have we?>maybe in another lifegod I wish
she's gonna ask for my credit card number next i know how this goes
I came to fix your plumbing
>"We haven't met before, have we?">"Maybe in another life"That cuts deep oldbros
she sherlock holmes?
I can feel the heat of her breathHNNNNNNNNG
>PotionI'm just here to deliver a pizza, ma'am.
Truth is, the game was rigged from the start
Is she going to rape me?Please do
Fauna's gonna fertilize us...
>tfw i get turned away from fauna
wanted to pop wood but not like this
I'm growing leaves
This got my toes curl
Fuuuuck this is sending shivers down my spine
BECOME.Please stop, Fauna. I like being a meatbag.
wtf i'm a tree now
I love it I love it I love it I love it I love it
Damn bitch, all I wanted was some essential oils. Bitch ass doctors won't let me in because I won't get vaxxed. Untree me this instant, you witch.
FAUNA RAPED ME WITH HER VOICE
wtf that was it
Well, that was short...
Short than I expected, but excellent as usual.
Fuck. That actually spooked meWell done FauFau
tree transformation thread when?
I'll live thousands of years
Who /salad/ here?
Guess im a tree now
At least trees don't have to deal with crippling autism... Right?
it was good. Kinda wish it was multi layered (digging sounds or something spooky like echoed helps in the background)
It was short because she had to leaf
Fuck that was great, I only wish it was longer
>tfw you will never be turned into a tree to spend eternity away from the pain of human lifeWhy live
>you can never leave>we're going to spend forever together>leaves after 17 minuteswhat did she mean by this
I'm sorry Fauna, I can't cum that fast. I guess I will be spending the night with your friend instead.
>>12345757something something filthy monkey something something nectar
>>12345757This is... a stream, right?
Gonna tell my family to bury me as burial pod when I die
>>12346112Actually getting sick of this shit.
>>12346112I'd bet no one would be ``doxx''posting if the ASMR was still going. Boys get rowdy if you blue ball them.
>>12346140>>12346112>>12345962>>12345926Just gotta ignore it. It isn't worth it.
>>12346410I don't understand how this is horror when all she did was threaten me with a good time.
>>12346390Guess we need to add them on the OP along with the ignore the grasshoppers.
>>12346459Nah, it's just because she's been in Fauna's chat recently so that kicked up some dust. They'll get used to it and settle down, no need to draw more attention.
>>12346455It's part of the Yandere roleplay. She pretends to be obsessed with you and you pretend you're not into it.
Anyone know if she'll continue doing live ASMR? It's not that I have an issue with the pre-recorded stuff but I just genuinely enjoy the live ASMR aswell
>>12346616Yes she will. The pre-recorded ones are special, and will probably be released infrequently.
>>12346459Yeah, that could work. I think it will decrease over time once it fades into the past. If not, I suppose it will be worth it to add it. Either way it's pretty minor as long as saplings ignore the bait. They're probably cooldown posting anyway.
>>12346616No. She will never do a live ASMR ever again she said so in the last sprouted member stream.
>>12346716She said it will be behind a paywall just for blossomed member streams.Sorry sprouts.
yandere fauna... bros.. gossling...
>>12346616Yes! She tries to do it once a week. It takes a good amount of time to make the pre-recorded stuff so it will likely be a somewhat rare thing.
>>12346459>>12346699Leave the OP alone you nannystate retards. Anyone unintelligent enough to respond to bait isn't going to change just because you polluted the OP with whatever bullshit you're cooking up.
>>12346880No need to be this hostile sapling. We can discuss without going down this path.Let's keep it comfy and civil.
>>12346983There's nothing civil about nature.
>>12346880>>12347075Posts like these start polluting the thread anon.Invites toxic people and triggers other posters to be toxic too.We have this comfy vibe in our threads and its nice. Love it if we can keep it that way.
i love her so much it hurts
>>12347075INAFFProbably true about the bait though. Let's do our best without it in the OP then.
no more streams for today
I like how her "Ara?" landed a lot better since she didnt use that fake voice for it
>>12347258I'm behind on my vod reps. Did she give us any hints about next week's schedule?
>>12347258>>12347302Got the stream ASMR backlog and now this.Shits gonna be comfy af for me.
>>12346983idk bout civil, civilization seems kinda crazy at times
>>12347365>civilization seems kinda crazy at timesIs it now part of moomer's character?Haven't been watching her since she started the BOTW streams.
>>12347288I like how you stated your opinion as fact and also how no one asked. Nice backhanded compliment, though.
>>12347594Not even him but the ara? was absolutely better here than whatever she peddles in streams. The different voice she uses for them are always awful. There's no reason to be a dick about it.
>>12347429I think she fully embraced it after making THAT thing an emote for her channel
>>12347594I just hate the fake voice she uses for her ara aras, i didnt mean to word it as an insult
>>12346547The fun part about it is, you really become a sapling. I grew a big log in my pants for example
>>12348142Fauna's thick mushroom...
Imagine if holosummer was still a thing.Fuck susan.
Fauna is amazing
I can't believe Fauna turned me into a fucking tree.
I miss fauna...
>>12349112Yeah just gotta spend 50 years acquiring photosynthesis
>>12350122Mushrooms are heterokonts. They can't photosynthesize.
Damn, Fauna looks like THAT?
>>12348142wide fauna funny
I'm starting to doubt my sanity, the longer i look at fauna's cursed model the cuter it looks
fauna retweeted my meme and now my phone wont stop ringing
>>12355867I had that too back during the first VTuber boom. It really felt like a 15 minutes of fame thing. And it made a lot of EOPs ask me to translate shit for them
>>12356639It really puts in perspective how much can be gained in exposure (not the meme kind), just by interacting with the holos.
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1455083514563416065Fauna go to sleep already wtf
>>12357388probably too hyped to sleep. I mean imagine being a massive fan and then you get to participate on something like that. She got front row seats.
>>12357975she most was most likely watching the first VR stream, i cannot even imagine being a massive fan, seeing that, and then being part of the next event.
So... what now saplings?
>>12360403We are a tree now, those leafs aren't gonna photosynthesis by themselves uuuuu
>>12360403Now we take root until Mama comes back
In a way, trees are the ultimate NEETs.
Made this thinking bout Fauna...
>>12346547>you pretend you're not into it.But i actually am
>>12364740Excuse me, trees are self-employed.
>>12365825No fuck it this is kinda based
>>12366646Unless you decide to send her a superchat with a pastebin to your ramblings then it is cringe.
>>12366912A deadbeat did that once, it was very funny
Remind me saplings, she did catch up on all SCs in last reading, right?
I love Faufau!
>>12348219>I grew a big log in my pantsAnon this could mean two things...
Hello, anyone has the entire chat emote collection of Fauna, like this one? >>12276515