/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>live with parents
>don't care and watch my oshi without headphones out loud
>am a bit schizo and always talk to myself when I'm alone
>will even yell at oshi if she's stuck in game
>parents finally ask me about all the noise and why I've been hiding a "girlfriend" from them
>"WE CAN HEAR BOTH YOU LOVEBIRDS OUT LOUD AT NIGHT SON" my dad belts out laughing
>mom starts asking me details about her and how young she is
>I immediately start blushing
>don't know if they genuinely think I have a gf I'm talking to or they're fucking with me
>they say they're happy that I finally found someone and my dad gives me $120 to take her out

Guys I know this sounds like one giant shitty larp but you have to believe me this is all true and I have no fucking clue where to go from here. Please help me out.

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>>12177453
lol

[Anonymous No.]

Get headphones, use them from now on. Be noncommittal to your parents about your "girlfriend" for a while. Then say you broke up.

[Anonymous No.]

try to extract as much money as possible then say she cheated on you or something

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>>12177453
that's what you get for not wearing headphones

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>>12177453
Just get a real girlfriend now and that problem will be solved

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>>12177453
time for an akasupa
captcha tardt

[Anonymous No.]

OP here

Do all of you guys wear headphones when watching chubbas? I can't stand wearing them because I get all sweaty and my skin starts getting irritated.

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>>12177639
yeah my laptop speakers died and I can't be bothered to do anything about it

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>>12177453
>live with parents
I thought you have to be over 18 to be /here/.

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>>12177563
It just hurts me because they both seemed legitimately happy about it. My mom even said something along the lines of being excited to see her

[Anonymous No.]

kill yourself anon
it's not going to get better from here

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>>12177453
>but you have to believe me this is all true
I was sceptical, but after reading this it has to be true.

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>>12177743
I'm 28

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>>12177639
I watch on a big screen tv in the living room when I eat dinner because I already live in a house of cringe weaboo lords.

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>>12177743
in most countries is normal to live with your parents past 18, don't know why americans make such a big deal about it

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>>12177813
Wow, that sounds amazing, can I join?

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>>12177821
Call me an american again and I will call you a SEAnigger. Which you propably are.

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>>12177821
Those countries are the same that receive governmental level neetbux from countries that do not encourage being a faggy mammoni.

Fuck you Italy.

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>>12177453
>>live with parents
Based KING BEHAVIOR
>>don't care and watch my oshi without headphones out loud
Based
>>am a bit schizo and always talk to myself when I'm alone
Based schizo
>>will even yell at oshi if she's stuck in game
Based BACKSEATER BRO
>>parents finally ask me about all the noise and why I've been hiding a "girlfriend" from them
Mischievously based Anon bro
>>"WE CAN HEAR BOTH YOU LOVEBIRDS OUT LOUD AT NIGHT SON" my dad belts out laughing
Based beyond mere words.
>>mom starts asking me details about her and how young she is
Based deceit. Based lies. Based delusions.
>>I immediately start blushing
Cringe.
>>don't know if they genuinely think I have a gf I'm talking to or they're fucking with me
Cringe
>>they say they're happy that I finally found someone and my dad gives me $120 to take her out
Go outside. Touch some grass GET LAID. and have some sex.

[Anonymous No.]

I am not allowed to have a job as a uni student where I live. It's not my choice that I must live with my aunt.

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>>12177639
I use to think like you anon. The key is to find the right headphones. In-ear makes sweat a non issue are more comfortable once you get the fit right imo. However everyone is different.

https://www.rtings.com/headphones/learn/over-ear-vs-on-ear-vs-in-ear-vs-earbuds-comparison

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HOLY BASED

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, give me that money !!! Naawwwww!