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12027261 No.12027261 [Reply] [Original]

this hag could beat the shit out of you, and theres no contest.

>> No.12027328

But can she beat Doom eternal

>> No.12027386

>>12027261
It's pretty easy to beat up a man whose hands are tied behind his back by western society. That's not an accomplishment.

>> No.12027468
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>>12027386
...what?

>> No.12027512

>>12027261
>that feel when you'll never be Dempsey Rolled into a coma by Korone's powerful Japanese fists consisting of size 10 yubis.

>> No.12027534

>>12027386
I feel bad for you, son

>> No.12027578

>>12027261
She's so cool.

>> No.12027772

>>12027261
I've been a bad listener!
Please beat me, Mr. Coro!

>> No.12028012

>>12027261
Nah. I'm 185cm and weigh 65kg, I'm also training in Tang Soo Do & Atemi Jujitsu. I'm a brick

>> No.12028068

>>12027261
I am sure I could knock her out just by jabbing lmao, Koro-san is not the only person alive that can box.

>> No.12028088

>>12028068
Just throw or trip her

>> No.12028159

>>12027468
All I'm saying is that if it was just a man and korone in a field with no people around, she wouldn't last a single round.

>> No.12028288

>>12027261
>implying
I jank on that oversized coat of hers.
Light's out.
There's a reason any serious fighting technique that isn't practiced by sweaty guys stripped down to the underwear is at least 30% about grabbing your opponent's clothes.
Plus dog ears are pretty sensitive.

>> No.12028309

>>12028012
I've got $500 on this guy

>>12028159
I've got $0 on this guy

>> No.12028408

No she can't

>> No.12028431

Nope, but she can beat my meat for me.

>> No.12028472
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>>12027261

Are you sure about that?

>> No.12028695

>>12028012
>185cm
>65kg
Jack skellington?

>> No.12028723

>>12027261
>bjj her boxing ass
Nothing personnel doog, now the rape begins

>> No.12028740

>>12027261
If any female short of a professional MMA fighter can beat you up you need to fix your life.

>> No.12028773

>>12027261
If you've never been in an actual fight: Yeah, she'll beat your ass senseless before your brain gets over the panic of being attacked.

If you ever been in an actual fight: She probably hasn't done enough sparring nor actually fought people to put her training and fitness to use.

>> No.12028846

>>12028472
is this true? that's just sad

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I'll take her out Old Yeller style.

>> No.12028920

>>12027261
But can she stop me.

>> No.12028943

you guys know she's very athletic right?

>> No.12028958

>>12027261
Dear God I wish this hag would beat the shit out of me

>> No.12028965

>>12028773
i trained boxing for 1.5 years. but when i got in a real fight in the street i lost all my strenght and coordination, took one to the chin and blacked out

>> No.12028973

>>12028846
Even worse occasion, the World Cup winning women’s team from the US Lost 5-2 to FC Dallas academy under 15 boys like 4 yrs ago

>> No.12029020
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I'll tell you something she can beat! The hay!
Cause she needs to get some rest!

>> No.12029023

>>12028965
seems you need to train your mind too

>> No.12029071

>>12028943
She is short Japanese woman anon.... unless your 5ft 2in you will have the advantage.

>> No.12029129

>>12028973
https://www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/a-dallas-fc-under-15-boys-squad-beat-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/
>It's real
>This is the same team that has demanded equal pay as the men's team

>> No.12029140

Weight classes exist for a reason. In combat sports like Muay Thai, bjj, etc it’s not uncommon for men and women to spar together. I’d say the average woman would need 3-4 years of serious hobbiest level training before they could take on your average untrained man safely. There’s just an insane difference in size weight and strength

>> No.12029175

>>12029020
Girl is going to kill herself in her 40s from sleep related problems

>> No.12029660

>>12027261
I'm 183cm and 92kg. I would fuck her up.
Push comes to shove I call >>12028012

>> No.12029800

>>12029175
you should kill yourself

>> No.12029829

>>12029800
go to bed, koro-san

>> No.12029855
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>>12029829
bitch i havent slept in 4 days

>> No.12029869

>>12029800
Why would I do that instead of just waiting for the end of society in 25 years?

>> No.12029978

>>12029869
anon, you can't be serious. how old are you?

>> No.12030098

>>12027261
She would fuck me up for 15 seconds before I actually become enveloped in tard rage and accidentally kill her. After killing her whip and nae nae to cement my victory

>> No.12030187

>>12027261
I am over 6 foot and weigh 250 pounds. Unless she lands a really strong hit off the bat, I think it's kinda in my favor

>> No.12030225

>>12030187
if you're going to lie about your height at least give a specific number lardass

>> No.12030226

>>12029175
Does she get very little sleep? Is it a Lulu situation where she said she felt BETTER after less sleep? Because that would make me both envious and scared

>> No.12030230

>>12029869
I'm gonna reply to you twice you little sad bitch. Society isn't going anywhere for as long as you'll be alive. You can't run from it. Why does waiting 25 years to die or survive whatever cataclysm you've imagined sound like the best you can do for yourself? You can and should do better, anon.

>> No.12030276

>>12030226
I'm not a doctor but staying up 2 days at a time on the regular and sleeping for 4 or less hours is not good for you

>> No.12030399

>>12030276
Wait, she does that shit? She must glug caffeine or something, that sounds terminally fucked

>> No.12030429

>>12030225
I meant over 6 foot as in below 6 foot 1 inch. Also no need to lie about it, literally just my height

>> No.12030432

>>12030276
Post her full sleep schedule of the past two weeks.

When did she go to sleep and when did she wake up? Times and dates.

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>>12027386
>>12028012
>>12028068
>>12028088
>>12028288
>>12028408
>>12028431
>>12028773
>>12028965
>>12029071
>>12029140
>>12029660
>>12030098
>>12030187

All you retards who think you could beat her in a fight are forgetting one very important detail:

Mr. Koro is 156 meters tall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnFgoBYAWNM

>> No.12032318

>>12028012
>185,65,brick
Yes a very porous brick lmao.

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