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11925261 No.11925261 [Reply] [Original]

Does rigor mortis make the pussy tight?

>> No.11925289
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>>11925261
If every dog on the planet suddenly started looking like Korone, how long would it take for all the animal shelters to turn into brothels?

>> No.11925293

>>11925261
That, and full of maggots.

>> No.11925345

>>11925293
>extremely tight zombie pussy
>reeks of rotting flesh
>queefs cause maggots to fly out of her pussy
good luck trying to get attracted to that, OP.
>>11925289
less than 5 minutes.

>> No.11925375

>>11925261
why would you care about ollie's pussy when you can reverse-throatfuck her?

>> No.11925423

>>11925345
The best thing about dead is that you can make fresh holes anywhere you like

>> No.11925438

>>11925261
Dead bodies get incredibly cold and rigid very fast. I mean, I guess it would still be usable but it'd be pretty uncomfortable.

>> No.11925603

She's warm and clean because of zombie idol magic. Or some shit. I don't know, I only jerk off to reine and moona.

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>>11925345
Yes.

>> No.11926960

>>11925261
youre not funny

>> No.11927066

>>11925438
...wouldn't your dick eventually warm it up enough for it to still be usable?

>> No.11933497

>>11925261
yes

>> No.11938874

>>11925261
yes

>> No.11938947

Has anyone fucked a dead body? How fresh was it? How was the experience?

>> No.11941005

>>11925289
It'll happen in a flash for sure

>> No.11941050

>>11938947
this post glows

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>>11925261
https://youtu.be/m5TSNF5PrnQ
>I grabbed her left breast and I'm pretty sure I tore it
>I said go down but she didn't have the stomach for it
>Her teeth fell out and her tongue fell out to boot
>but all in all she was a rotten kind of cute

>Well I was tense, it was plain to see
>a sort-of rigor mortis was coming over me
>I didn't want to see but I just had to believe it
>I had a stiffy for the stiff in front of me

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>>11938947

>> No.11946649

>>11925261
I hope not, I prefer loose ones.

>> No.11949290

>>11938947
What kind of question is that?

>> No.11949339

>>11925261
It feels like fucking a room temperature raw chicken breast

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>>11938947
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!

>> No.11949515

>>11938947
Are you trying to say you haven't fucked a dead body? Go back to R9K you virgin.

>> No.11949666

>>11941474
lol i came here to post this

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