/yah/ - Beatani

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>Next Stream - Soon
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCArDBJWZGPBtVeXwr4ROddA

>Who is Beatani?
https://xphill.com/

>Booru:
https://clover.club/post

>Merch:
https://my-store-11536917.creator-spring.com/
https://suzuri.jp/beatanichisato

>Data Archive:
https://102716.xyz/query

>Streamlabs, because superchats are for low IQ dads who like giving Youtube 30% of the cut:
https://streamlabs.com/kumagaichisato/tip

>Lore Summarized:
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Kumagai_Chisato

>Last thread
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>Magazine
Reminder that any comments are due Oct 26, 2359 JST

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I love fucking this bear!

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What's Chihiro's canon personality like compared to her retarded sister?

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>>11908004
A bitch

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i love this fucking bear

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Today's stream was a reminder, but it always hits me how bea's model is not arousing, the opposite of lewd. I wonder if it's because of the absence of
curves, almost looking like a boy? in comparaison momo or even chihiro are just too hot.

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>>11910550
I can't believe you daughterzoned Beatani.

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>>11910550
>I wonder if it's because of the absence of curves, almost looking like a boy?
t. gay
I think it's because you've spent so much time with her that you've began seeing her as a real human instead of a perfect 2d female.

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>>11910550
Yes, beatani is a fridge, but that body type is made to be fucked into the bedsprings

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>>11909508
Me too

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>>11910550
It's the way she did her anatomy. It's not really arousing, but the ero art pieces that are close to her proportions/petite are actually arousing.

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Breedable

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Damn it. I can't even fap anymore without paying attention to the line art, scene composition, and panel layout

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>>11914560
Welcome to hell

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Would it be possible to do something like https://t.me/s/holojpmc for bea's server? I think it would be interesting.

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Bea i will pay you 2k for a pic of your feet

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I'll start an Aggie canvas when I wake up in like 7 hours or so.

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>>11914771
It should be. It could print out timecards so the autists get paid their fair share in lovepoints.

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>>11914904
Make it big so it stays up longer

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>>11914994
Will do

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>>11914560
I still read them but this definitely slowed me down when i read manga, i pay attention to every fucking cm of a manga panel just to see how mangaka do it..

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>>11915686
No fair! She charged me $2k. Best $10k I ever spent and she even got a happy ending.

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It has been three months since I have found out about Beatani-chan's Twitter DMs. Don't ask me how I did that, some things are better left untold. Anyway, we got in contact, or rather: I contacted her and she responded. I tried to be all cool and hurrhurr-in-cheek with her (if you know what I mean) but of course she saw through my act from the start.
You can fool every other idiot in /yah/ but you cannot fool Beatani-chan, especially not when face to face (or should I say: P2P?). I am sure in the few days that we were chatting for hours and hours she got a real good idea of who I really was.
So one day while I was babbling away, trying to make myself look like the best thing since sliced bread served with korokke by talking about "fucking those furries" and "that one new program I installed recently", she interrupted me by saying: "Have you ever done anal?"
I was kinda put off and shocked at first. I am not going to tell you her real age but a young girl approaching me like that just shocked me for a second or two. Then I regained my cool and answered that yes, me and my ex-gf tried it once but she didn't like that so that had been the end of that. What came next had me baffled again: "Want to try again?"
me: try again? you mean you and me?
her: no, you and your mom
me: lol what
me: so you really mean you and me?
me: hello?
her: yes, you and me, foolish guy
me: you're saying you'd let me do you up the ass?
her: more like you will let me do you up the ass
her: i already got the lube and my futa, you just gotta haul your ass over here
It's hard to make a decision when you're having a massive hard-on without knowing what to do with it at first. So I want to say that it wasn't really my decision when I packed my bit of shit together and hopped into the next train. I pretty much knew from the moment when I said "okay" that I was completely hers. Trapped in a web of, yes, retarded internet lust. I'll be the first to admit it. But I am sure most of you would have done the same.
I've been living with her the last week now. Sometimes we're sleeping in her futon together but most of the time she makes me sleep on the floor. The apartment itself is pretty small. I don't know where her family is I have never asked about them. A lot of other people are coming and going, though. Some are staying for a few days, vanish and come again later. Some of them even post in /yah/, but I won't disclose their identities. I wouldn't want to make myself unwelcome here. I want to stay close to Beatani-chan. I know she doesn't want me to get too close to her, but I don't care as long as she lets me follow her for a walk outside (the Tokyo sun is so nice) and as long as I can spread my ass cheeks for her to invade me.
I feel happy. Some of you may think that I am a sad dad, that I am menhera for having let go of my apartment, my cheap job, my so-called friends. I am with Beatani-chan and that is all that matters to me. And when she holds me by the waist and furiously thrusts that 36cm hog into my bowels, I simply cannot ask for anything more on earth.

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>>11915922
He's speaking the truth. I saw everything.

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>>11915922
What the fuck, is this actually real?

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>>11915922
I don't go back there for a couple of days, but I think you are the naked and beaten dude chained to the cage under her bed. We always wondered if you were dead when we saw you "sleeping" like a malnourished corpse. And aim for the potty for fuck sakes.

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A game where you play as Chihiro who accidentally fell into XP hill and have to get out with the help of your sister, the stupid polar bear.

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>>11901531
if she never tried with a japanese viewers first, I would believe it.

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>>11901531
Bea can easily be someone else's Project V...

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>>11917143
>>11917508
>Bea was actually Project B this entire time
>the original JP following were a few volunteers from her real channel to make it more believable
>she's been steadily pushing us to see how many people she can trick into doing stupid shit like nutkumority
>she's collecting casual DMs from the ~inner circle~ and does actual DM review streams
>the call for more dad blood is because this has become the main content for the original channel that is currently reclining
>however the joke has gone too far and she loves spending time with dads more than her original fanbase
>she refuses to admit her love for dads because of the embarrassment of becoming too invested into the act

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>>11918523
I'll buy this rrat

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>>11918523
Wrap it up and add it to the iceberg you're on to something.

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>>11918523
Prime iceberg material

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Major Bea vibes

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is beatani an innie or an outie?

http://poal.me/e3574b

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>>11920821
Outie with a bush

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>>11918523
She's also mentioned in the past that she's shown people who she knew before she got trapped in the internet her streams.

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beatani's recline is kinda sad. no going out with a bang like koopa, dads are just leaving. this project v thing didn't even manage to get 50 viewers. SAD!

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>>11920896
Bush is a seperate matter and it is already assumed true. Why else would paipan winning the war be so devastating?

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I would like to reiterate; I disagree incase of confusion

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>>11921965
Is it true that the purpose of project V is to find her a successor so she can stop streaming?

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>>11921965
I'm pretty sure it got above 50. I think I saw 57 at one point. Also remember this is shortly after a 16 hour marathon. The thread and the Discord are both abnormally slow.

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>>11922096
Of course.
Making a 101 kg dog was planned from the start.

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>>11922407
I still think the chain was a copout. The numbers called for a fat momo.

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>>11921965
after 16 hour crash bandicoo pweas undastan
and i’m a vod watcher now i can’t be asked to stay up

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dead vtuber dead thread

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>>11924086
>worst hours, burgers asleep, euros at work

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>>11924086
The next stream is in 5 days. Calm down.

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>>11924122
>working on sunday

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>>11924348
>working

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>>11924086
>pikaposter was a reverse psychology experiment to prevent the pumping and dumping of 4chan chuubas

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>>11924348
>not working from home any day of the week

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>>11924839
nice larp

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imagine this scenario: licking beatani's clitoris and biting her meaty flaps

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>>11924905
Why would I have to imagine what already happens.

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>>11924885
i’m saying for some that could be reality

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>>11920817
Major sex vibes
So I'd agree with you

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Beatani COSPLAY ONEGAIIII

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CLOVER MIXER ANON I HAVE A QUESTION

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>>11926632
im saving money to make them (tailored from scratch)

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>>11927196
off topic

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https://files.catbox.moe/vhl09u.png

Flower shop bear is rare but also I think this is an extremely attractive bear. 10/10 would nade nade

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>dad still hasn't replied to my dm
I knew I shouldn't have dmed him... He probably hates me... Why did you encourage me dads...

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>>11927752
shut up with your cheap erp

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>>11927778
>replying to shitty bear bait
You should be ashamed

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>>11927752
If it's twitter, depending on his settings it's possible not to get a notificication and the message to be in "Messages Requests"

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>>11927719
I love that background

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>>11927824
tfw no messages in "Messages Requests"

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>>11927752
I gave up on being liked long ago so now I just lurk. Boringdad isn't so bad.

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Does Beatani actually like to gossip? I think it is clear that she is a nasty woman in private.

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>>11927752
no dads ever dm me... then again I outside of Bea content I just retweet coom

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Beatani's nasty woman privates...

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>>11928177
Nigger

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>>11928177
Shut up bea

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>>11927752
MY DMS ARE OPEN THOUGH

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She would be a nijifag instead. Vampire guy is playing with hiroyuki right now.

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>>11929505
Well if she was into watching vtubers as hobby , she'd probably check ninjis yes, the kind of content she likes fit them more, I could see her like noraneko, or even Mito, pretty close to her humor and ideas

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>>11930657
>>11930155
>>11930058
cute!

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>>11927719
Very nice
Not quite in character for present Bea, but maybe a future where she's been married to someone who took care of the house, but died a few years later (suicide, overdose, w/e), and she now carries on his habit of taking care of the house, as a way to make his spirit carry on

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>>11927719
I would let her water my plants

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What if V debuted on March 31st that way it is April 1st in Japan.

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https://aggie.io/aw4ekpop9i
Aggie

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>>11931852
while I understand the idea of using 1st April, I feel it makes it far too obvious people will just know, board will be filled with joke threads

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Can someone draw remote kid transforming into Momo? MtF transformation is my fetish

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>>11931957
Yes, it's problematic which is why I gave an alternative that is close to it. I don't think it's necessary to stick to one date especially if we want to make her live longer.

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i will make bea worship my dick

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https://files.catbox.moe/j2u0bv.png
https://files.catbox.moe/8zsdm5.png

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>>11932344
very nice

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>>11932344
cute but who?

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>>11932623
retard

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>>11932344
I would like to see Momo calling her "mom", or "mama", or "Momo-mama".

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>>11932701
berry rude :(

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remember what they took from you

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Bea (or dads), which bass should I get? I’m looking at a Fender. Any other suggestions?

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>>11932877
She comes straight out of a Herohero Tom doujin.

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>>11932947
A rope

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Any chance of Bea streaming Monday morning JST?

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>>11933148
Low

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>>11933148
She has never streamed at this time so probably no

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>>11933148
I dont care about that I just want to know if she will stream tonight for burgers

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>>11933406
Why? I bet she won’t

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>>11933469
>why?
Nowhere else matters

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>>11932950
Bear are you ok?

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>>11933539
Sorry I broke up with her I couldn't bear how she was always busy with stuff it was too much.

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>>11933617
She's busy with Dads, so step aside buddy.

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>>11933011
No, you won’t be rid of me that easily.

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>>11927752
DM me instead, I'll reply if I'm not asleep

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>>11932877
does beatani not know the concept of sexy thicc, the thickness the accentuates a woman’s curves and makes her more attractive?
this looks more like a fat guy than a woman with tits and ass.
Fat is made to naturally complement a woman’s curves and is not built flat on a woman as depicted.

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>>11933148
Hope not, there's an amogus I need to attend.

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If dads don’t help me in this thread, I’m going to tweet Bea for advice on bass guitars, which will almost certainly evolve into long, intimate DM conversations with her (that I’ll be having and you won’t) with contents unknown to you but almost certainly highly emotionally and erotically charged.

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Have fun.

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>>11933964
do it autism chama

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>>11933964
That's nice, dear.

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>>11931928
almost missed it
AGGIE COME INNNN

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https://twitter.com/yuzurin1013
i think she follows a new account every night

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>>11932774
why do you tards keep saying momo-mama when it should be bea-mama? with chuubas, you don't say [child]mama, you say [mama's name]mama

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>>11934704
it's almost always someone she's trying to learn from, it seems
I wonder how many of her follows are just people she likes

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>>11934704
3d reps bear

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>foot anon was Paul Scholes all along

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>>11902777
Fucking HATE stupid retard bear!
Bear deserves DIE!
Fucking menhera bear
I hope she drink herself death
Hope she take trip to suicide forest and play jump rope with her neck!
Stupid fucking bear
Want to beat her eyes and mouth swollen shut
Want to beat her and throw her into the wall
HATE bear!
HATE!

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>>11934972
bea u ok

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>>11934770
people she finds interesting I am jealous even if I know she no longer followed dads

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>>11934972
Do your English reps bear.

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>>11934988
i don’t think it’s bea, and if it is it’s a very intoxicated bear.

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>>11934972
Momo, I thought you were dere dere...

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>>11934972
I can save her...

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>>11934972
This but unironically (only sometimes)

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>Don't DM me retard chama
Let me make it easy for you then
Stupid fucking bear
Die you stupid bitch bear
I will strangle you with piano wire and watch you struggle for air until your mouth opens gasping for the last moments of air and your eyes roll into the back of your head like the stupid bitch you are.

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>>11934972
fuck you shitty bear go to sleep or play with your second hole and while you're at it follow the dads again

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>>11928177
yes, she loves rrats

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>>11934972
Fucking LOVE smart genius bear!
Bear deserves LOVE!
Fucking beautiful bear
I hope she grooms herself clean
Hope she take trip to beach and play beach volleyball with her friends!
Cute fucking bear
Want to kiss her eyes and mouth swollen shut
Want to touch her and kabedon her into the wall
LOVE bear!
LOVE!

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>>11935256
cringe

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>>11934014
>>11934040
You hear that? That sound in the distance? That’s your fate being sealed. You’ve all lost Bea. Thank these two jokers. I’ve got the money, the talent, the fame, the charisma, the raw sex appeal. 口が上手いから女性にもてる。Face facts. You’re completely outclassed. Inferior. Obsolete. It’s over. You lost.

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>>11935256
based

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I will lick your armpits Bea.

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>>11934972
Fucking LOVE creative genius bear!
Bear deserves BE HAPPY!
Fucking cute weird bear
I hope she drinks responsibility
Hope she take trip to suicide forest and places suicide help posters around!
Lovely fucking bear
Want to beat her best time in Mario cart
Want to kiss her and throw her into the couch
LOVE bear!
LOVE HER FUCKING FEET BEATANI YOU THOUGHT I HAD GIVEN UP MAYBE MOVED ON BUT YOUD BE INCORRECT A MILLION YEARS WILL PASS AND I WILL STILL BE HERE PONDERING DEEPLY ABOUT YOUR EXTREMITIES UNTIL THE SUN BURNS OUT I WILL PURSUE A VISION OF YOUR ENVYABLE TOES I WILL CRUSH MY SOUL INTO SAND AND PLACE IT BETWEEN THEM I WILL WEAVE MY HEART AND YOU WILL WEAR THEM AS SOCKS I WILL SOLIDIFY MY PASSION AND YOU WILL USE IT AS THE GROUND BENEATH YOUR FEET BEATANI IM CLOSER TO SEEING YOUR FEET THEN EVER BEFORE DROP THE FACADE AND PRESS THE SEND BUTTON YOU'RE AWARE WHO I AM AND WHAT I STAND FOR SHOW ME THE DEPTH OF YOUR LOVE AND RESPECT FOR ME BY SHOWING ME THOSE GOD DAMN FEET ALREADY. Kinda cringe changing the words around but I had nothing better to do.

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Where's Clover Club? Classic 5% moment from Mori, sasuguh.

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Dad are you okay or what

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>>11934972
>>11935110
what form of autism is this

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>>11935530
what

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>>11935503
She's busy getting high on asian men, pls andasutan

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>>11935637
bored bea

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>>11935637
the extra stinky kind

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>>11935503
What if clover club is already finished and bea is just waiting for the right moment to drop it wouldn't it be funny haha

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>>11935729
No it would be lame. It's been 4 months. The right time was in July.

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>>11935729
>first 3d stream is an odottemita of clover club
I would kneel so hard it would leave a crater

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BEAR IS CUTE BEAR IS CUTE BEAR IS CUTE

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thinking about bea makes me angry but also happy, why is this?

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>>11936481
menhera

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>>11936481
Angry she won't let me pee on her, but happy because she has to sleep sometime.

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>>11936481
happy that she exists, angry because you can't have her.

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I fucking this bear

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i still can' t understand why bea wasn' t popular with the japanese, she can do a lot of different things, why she couldn't obtain her japanese viewers?

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>>11937208
Because she's Korean

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>>11937208
Because JOP are the worst type of viewers for indies

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>>11937208
who is the most popular indie japanese vtuber other than kson,pikamee who are backed/have been backed before?

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>>11937208
They prefer reddit tier bitches who say shit and fuck and shave on stream.

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>>11937313
Except for the shaving part that's Bea though?

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>>11937359
Believe what you want.

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>>11937208
Because japs can actually understand what nijis and holos are saying.

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>>11937208
You have the wrong angle
Being talented, doing different things, that doesn't matter at all if don't get exposed to people in the first place and have luck.
Being good or w/e doesn't guarantee you any viewer. Viewers come from previous fanbase, luck, and "networking"/cloutchasing, the a % stay as viewer depending on how good is the content.

2ch goes at lightspeed and prob have countless other indies debuting, most people in general don't bother checking random new indies in hope of finding one they like, they just watch what's fed to them in a silver platter, which is why big corpos vtubers have such big numbers, despite multiple of the talents not being that incredible.

/vt/ isn't ideal to start as a vtuber too, you have to meet certain criterais, but bea was fit for most of those on top of knowing how to handle anon boards, and got a bit lucky too as not much was going on so her thread stood out more the day she posted

tl;dr no viewers no matter your talent is what you have to expect by default

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>>11937208
there are tens of thousands of them all streaming at the same time and at the beginning she was only doing basic stuff

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>>11937253
Tamaki, Kagura

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>>11937468
>w/e
is it really that fucking hard to type "whatever"?

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>>11937240
EOPs too, in general vtubing audience got pretty much under control of corpos.

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>>11937468
Yup, well in general not just vtubing, but with vtubing especially it's pretty incredible how fast and early corporations took over, for regular streams it's not that much the case.

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>>11937505
w/e

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>>11937610
>w/e
is it really that fucking hard to type "whatever"?

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Now that Bea is asleep, how do you truly feel about her?

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>>11937778
I think my feelings should be obvious at this point

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>>11937778
When she's around she makes me feel like I'm the only guy in town.

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>>11937778
More neutral. I spent several minutes deciding if I wanted to watch her stream yesterday even though I had nothing else to do. It could be depression I suppose.

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I’m drinking coffee made from coffee beans that a small monkey in Indonesia ate and then shit out of its ass.

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>>11937953
imagine if they came out of bearcunny soaked in grool… how much would you pay?

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>>11937953
Based kopi luac enjoyer

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>>11937778
I love her even if she probably doesn't remember my name

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>>11937778
I love and care for her. Like actually wanting her to not be depressed and help her when she's being dumb.

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>>11937971
More.

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>>11937778
I really love her, I want to support her with the little I have to give and offer

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I like Bea but when I read stuff like this I feel like something terrible has happened

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>>11937778
I want to be her slave and I want to suck her toes like you wouldn't believe

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Hey Bea, wanna see my guitars again?

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>>11938354
Yes!

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>>11938354
No.

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>>11931427
extreamly cute Bea

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Got a guitargroomer and bassgroomer, but drumgroomer when?

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>>11937778
Bea LOVE, simple as

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>>11938807
I have three items that have not been shown yet. A Marshall cab, a cheapshit bass amp (yes, I was shitposting about bass guitars earlier), and a cheapshit Ibanez acoustic that still sounds pretty decent. The last two were gifts.

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>>11938935
We need a drummer. I’ll hold down bass and play rhythm and guitaranon can play lead, but we need drums and vocals.

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>>11939014
neck yourself

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is bea the kind to drink your cum if you ask or maybe she'd just hold it in and then spit on your face and tell you to kill yourself for asking such a disgusting favor?

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>>11939056
Band name: the 30 year old groomers

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>>11939071
She would make you drink hers probably

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>>11939059
No. Why would I? Bea is a ripe fruit practically dropping into my hands as we speak.

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>finishing my magazine comment template
I hope gura likes it!

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>>11939056
>drums and vocals.
Bea

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>>11939594
I wonder what kinda stuff she's able to play on drums while singing at the same time.

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>>11939714
I want to listen to the stuff she did before but I think she might dox herself if she shows us. It's a shame.

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>>11937778
I enjoy teasing her and getting teased by her, and I enjoy the rare genuine moments

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>>11937953
hanamaki thread is two blocks down

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>>11939754
For real. I love the low production quality garage stuff like punk and grunge, too. Any Jap punk recs?

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>>11939960
I don't have recs, but I agree with you.

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>>11939960
What have you already heard and/or liked?

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>>11934770
Maybe it would be good to rate them, so Beatani can be aware of our useless opinion and rightfully ignore it

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>>11939996
Being JSL, I’m currently being filtered by mass media friendly stuff like 忘れらんねえよ and Dizzy Sunfist and looking at older albums by the producer 大瀧 詠一 who has always done interesting offbeat stuff.

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>>11940327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epm4NqwU6vI
https://osummervacation.bandcamp.com/album/wicked-heart-2

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beatani a shit

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>>11939056
who is you?

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>>11940363
This is exactly the kind of thing I’ve been looking for.

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>>11940410
Yeah, I think I saw it as a record store for a buck and bought it off the cover alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11940458
Noice find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11940405
I think my name is bassgroomer now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11940617
It's got a nice ring to it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>11940784
Check em

[Anonymous No.]

>>11940729
X-groomer is the new X-fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>11940833
Nice dubs

[Anonymous No.]

What's your favorite flavor of Kool-Aid or local equivalent? For me it's purple (grape).

[Anonymous No.]

>>11931928
Aggie still going and lots of space. It will be there until full. https://files.catbox.moe/5zexxo.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>11940833
Checked

[Anonymous No.]

>>11941571
>Project B started with a fat character too
kusa
also cute

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>11941810
Thanks. I e-mailed you 20 minutes ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11942182
>you
I am just reposting from old thread
since I have finally gotten to writting it myself

>>11902777
nice trips OP! Blessed Bea thread

[Anonymous No.]

How many dads have gotten drunk, eaten too much takoyaki, and shit a hotel bed in your sleep in Osaka?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11942182
I got your email.
>>11942309
Thank you for reposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>11941810
Can you please just finish this shit already, whoever didn't manage to finish their part in time just fuck them.

[Anonymous No.]

what did she mean by this?

https://streamable.com/3nvvir

[Anonymous No.]

>>11942892
A polar bear who thinks she's a penguin. Sad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11942892
>https://streamable.com/3nvvir
noot noot

[Anonymous No.]

remember the fuwatani arc? how did we manage to not die of cringe while watching videos of a literal 26 year old virgin playing with a furball while making baby voices?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11942892
https://youtu.be/dtdIOs_vRZM
for me, it is seagull

[Anonymous No.]

>>11943380
fuwatani was just the test drive for the baby model

[Anonymous No.]

>>11940784
good job

[Anonymous No.]

>>11943380
It was very cringe. I try to forget about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11942526
learn to read retard
deadline is at Oct 26, 2359 JST

[Anonymous No.]

I still dont like her face rigging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11942504
I have emailed you my comment, hopefully you will get it soon

[Anonymous No.]

realizing that I share a fanbase with females fills me with shame and regret at the horrible vulgar sexual things I post here and on Twitter and in chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>11944340
better than multibillion dollar yen companies at least

[Anonymous No.]

does anyone have the tweet audio where she's drunk?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani stopped posting her drawings colored with crayons because you niggers made fun of her. It's all your fault if we don't get them anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>11939960
chouchou merged syrups, i think they are math rock though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11946023
this makes me angry if true

[Anonymous No.]

>>11946023
>>11946088
I refuse to beleb this rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>11943380
I thought it was very cute and it just made me like her more

[Anonymous No.]

>>11943380
the thought of her actually enjoying herself while playing with fuwatani is fucking adorable

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

E**, or T****?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11948639
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11948639
You should be able to solve this

[Anonymous No.]

T**** suki

[Anonymous No.]

>>11948639
I'm still not sure if t**** is a man

[Anonymous No.]

>>11948639
For drawing or sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11948965
Your choice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11947931
I hope Bea does the right with my gift (if I ever get it and if it manages to get to Japan aaaaaa).

well left is okay too I guess

[Anonymous No.]

my hand won't stop shaking, dads moms brothers sisters and friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>11948921
He fucking is, i don't know where people got the idea t**** is a woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>11949527
Parkinson is a serious disease.

[Anonymous No.]

Wonder if beatani could ever make it on GMMF, I dont know any of the chuubas ksons brought on but the thought of seeing bea on there is a nice thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11949527
What happened dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>11949559
I'll make him my woman tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>11949587
That's fucking cringe. Kson is cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11949610
Not before me faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>11949604
nothing it just started happening today

[Anonymous No.]

>>11949641
Finally someone that feels the same way i do. I really cannot stand hearing about anything she does, sileced her and anyone that mentions her everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>11949689
Could be low blood sugar or nerves. Or maybe you slept on it weird. If it keeps up for a couple of days go to your general practitioner. Or don't I'm not yo momma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11949698
Yeah it's pretty annoying. Just enjoy her normally if you like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11949527
Did you eat well today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11949861
I hope I can go on disability and stop working for the rest of my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>11931928
>>11941571
Still going. Good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11946023
I was one of the people who made fun of her, but I'm probably not even going to say anything if she does them again. At that time, it just felt like she was being really cringy. However, after the fuwatani arc, I've began to feel that she might have a genuine mental illness of some sort. I think it's fine to make fun of people who ignore social norms, but if you make fun of people with mental illnesses, you're just being an asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11951157

[Anonymous No.]

Why do I love bea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11951341
Cute model cute voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>11951341
Because (You) are Bea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11951341
because you're clearly me

[Anonymous No.]

>>11951341
it's not the model I've long since stopped seeing her as an anime polar bear avatar it's the person, i lover her

[Anonymous No.]

>>11951341
Because she’s the only Japanese girl I’ve ever known of who seems to appreciate music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11951341
She is a funny and interesting person, I always have a great time when watching her streams and interacting with her
She is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>11951341
crippling loneliness, autism, a sprinkle of emotional manipulation

[Anonymous No.]

>>11954340
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11951341
I want to be naked with bea

[Anonymous No.]

This adorable bear lives rent free in my head. It's not so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11954979
I've thought about her every day since the moment I met her. I think that goes for most dads too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11954340
I fuckin hear that

[Anonymous No.]

jesus fucking christ I always see some clip of a h******* chuuba saying they like [JP pop culture thing] and I immediately want to ask Bea if she likes it too

[Anonymous No.]

When are we bringing Bea bot online? She'll solve all our problems.

[Anonymous No.]

how do i give bea new risunas?
t. numbers guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>11955929
Spread her across the internet. Shill without remorse or self-awareness. Put out advertisements. Suck dick on the corner for verified subscriptions, anal for memberships. Make clips, commission art and post it. Basically find areas low in Beataniness and increase it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11955929
Get pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>11955929
become an even more popular vtuber and give her a collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>11955929
>commission or make high quality art of beatani with holos
>post it on hololive reddit
>shill it to the front page
>post a comment about how beatani is being brainwashed by the evil 4chan, and she needs to be saved by the redditors
>watch them swarm in to save her

[Anonymous No.]

>>11955929
Post the skebs in gelbooru/danbooru periodically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11955929
high quality porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>11955929
people like you used to annoy me a lot but not anymore, your desperate attempts for numbers started to be funny, you just want to boost the number of subscribers which I don't understand, I don't see the point in trying to cultivate a community instead of letting it grow naturally one way or another it will die anyway

[Anonymous No.]

gonna be honest I don't like the massive influx of skebs because that shit always feels so artificial
like one or two every now and again is one thing but when some small indie has dozens show up at once, I mean people see through that. Lots of others have done it to self-promote and while Bea isn't the one paying for them if you asked Joe Nobody on reddit what they thought of indie #5890324 in this situation they'd probably assume she was. That or she's got some unironic groomer trying to get her attention.

[Anonymous No.]

What is artificial about a vtuber commissioning art for their own character?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11956936
Maybe they want to be seen pushing for numbers, and when they come Bea will be grateful for it. I generally assume that it's well intentioned though. She's getting about 1k subs every 2 months which is good growth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11956936
>of letting it grow naturally one way or another
Everything is marketing.

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>>11957015
>unironic groomer
You rang? I cleaned up the cheap bass amp and am going to get a Fender P bass per my extremely intimate private DM conversation with Bea in which she advised me on bass guitars.

[Anonymous No.]

It's the creepy guy again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11957326
Are you guitargroomer or bassgroomer? I get you two mixed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11957399
Bassgroomer. Guitargroomer has been around longer than me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11957447
Ok good luck in that case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11957473
I won't need it, retard. The other dads are shitty and can't compare to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11957447
How are you a bassgroomer if you don't have a bass yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11957505
Because guitargroomer was here months before me and has already posted songs in the discord, so he gets the name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11957500
It’s my anti and impersonator (a.k.a., it’s the Bear)

[Anonymous No.]

>>11957560
I thought guitaranon and guitargroomer were two different people. There's too many of you to keep track of.

[Anonymous No.]

This call for a groomer tier list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11957594
Stop impersonating me. How hard are you going to try?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11956936
>you just want to boost the number of subscribers which I don't understand
There will always dead subs, but it will be impossible for her to gain new viewers if no one hears about her in the first place
>I don't see the point in trying to cultivate a community instead of letting it grow naturally one way or another it will die anyway
What exactly is natural growth then? There's nothing wrong with advertising something
>>11957015
>That or she's got some unironic groomer trying to get her attention.
Sounds more like you're the groomer by not wanting her to grow because you don't want any more competition

[Anonymous No.]

is this burger hours? because I hate whatever this is

[Anonymous No.]

>>11957596
I have no clue how many there are. I’ll let you guys sort out the naming convention.

[Anonymous No.]

Neck yourselves
After joining the aggie >>11931928

[Anonymous No.]

>>11957646
>not wanting her to grow because you don't want any more competition
idiot I don't want her to have over 20k subscribers and only end up being watched by the same 50 idiots I don't want her to be sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>11957651
my latent (tabun) schizophrenia is more fun than this

[Anonymous No.]

>>11957688
I'm literally too retarded to see what's in all the layers, I just want to switch layers I don't want to fuck anything up, what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>11957934
You're fine, you get your own layer when you open the link.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11957651
It's just one weird dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>11957630
You do me great honor by impersonating me to cause strife among the dads, bear-sama. *bows*

[Anonymous No.]

>>11957015
Kill fucking yourself. Hurr durr I don't like the skebs herp derp, It's very cool that dadchama is giving a chance and look for smaller artists to give them a chance to get some money while also getting the Bea artworks he enjoy, I find every new skeb very exciting.
>inb4 replying to a bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>11958251
You're not wrong but...

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh! Dadchama didn't recognize obvious bear paws! Again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11958577
guessing bear paws is cringe, here, everyone is a faggot.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>11955929
You can't, she already got her first initial influx, the rest is up to luck and networking, and she's not really interesting in networking, so that's that.

Things like 4cc are ideal but it's extremely rare.

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I don't like the skebs too much but I don't dislike them. It's from some outsider with no personal attachment unlike fan art.
I can appreciate them but they feel soulless. Whenever I look at them I think "that's nice" and that's it

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>>11958772
I don't really like her westernizing so much. I liked it more early when her English wasn't as good. It feels like she's losing her identity. Soon it will be no different from watching one of the thousands of burger chuubas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11959071
>Soon it will be no different from watching one of the thousands of burger chuubas.
so her only distinct feature is sounding Japanese? The hell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11959071
She won't stop speaking japanese. She is just understanding english more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11959101
It's one of the major ones. I don't like listening to native English speakers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11959071
is this bea impersonating NY again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11958954
I really think a lot of people here don't understand that Bea's already larger than most indies as it is

>>11959057
yeah I definitely feel that way too. It's like the difference between art you buy and hang on a wall for flavor, and art you pin to a fridge or keep in your wallet because your kid made it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11958772
she really wants to make some space to use her 3d set

[Anonymous No.]

>>11959071
are you seriously trying to say someone doing their best to learn a new language properly is a bad thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>11959151
Just watch japanese vtubers dude if you hate english that much

[Anonymous No.]

>>11959071
what the fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11958772
I thought she said she had a futon or something like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11959233
>>11959071
Plus she's never ever gonna sound "western". I know Japaneses who have been talking english everyday for more than 10 or 15 years and still have a heavy accent, it's just too different from their initial phonemes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11959292
Use a futon to replace the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11959167
Bea is >>11959145
>>11959233
It's fine to learn it, but she's letting it influence her accent and manner of speech
>>11959257
That's what I'm doing
>>11959315
Look at her early streams, she sounds a lot different

[Anonymous No.]

I also wish she never fully learns or at least keeps mistakes around, it's gap moe

[Anonymous No.]

I hope her English and accent gets good enough for Vshojo.

[Anonymous No.]

how many akasupas do I have to throw for her to kill me

preferably while I'm awake

[Anonymous No.]

Bea is cute

[Anonymous No.]

what is with her obsession with Africa

was she raped by the kokujin who made her sit in that false-mirror cafe thing in college?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11959564
Burgers just can't stop themselves can they?

[Anonymous No.]

https://allabout-japan.com/en/article/2843/

[Anonymous No.]

Corruption is one of my fetishes, so I love that Beatani is slowly speaking better English and even in her sleep, despite being basically useless in the rest of her life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11959564
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mottainai

[Anonymous No.]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linguistic_relativity

[Anonymous No.]

https://philosophyforchange.wordpress.com/2014/03/11/meaning-is-use-wittgenstein-on-the-limits-of-language/

[Anonymous No.]

Bea, what are you thoughts on /here/chuubas crippling their own audience growth by creating a small community that recycles the same in-jokes and topics that are incomprehensible to newcomers, alienating them and leaving the chuuba largely with an audience that has a much higher chance of having schizos than average?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11960380
Strangely specific, sounds familiar...

[Anonymous No.]

>>11960380
Do you know who is the biggest schizo of this general?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11960380
Seems hard to have thoughts about something that has yet to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11960380
copied from pyon i see

[Anonymous No.]

>>11960644

[Anonymous No.]

>>11960380
Oh man... what a deja vu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11960380
それは閉じコンっていうよくあるやつ ついでに死ね

[Anonymous No.]

>>11960380
>>11949385

[Anonymous No.]

>>11960950
>>11960722
I actually copied this
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1452067390359887877

[Anonymous No.]

>Bea's mom is getting to hear footsteps that I'm not
cucked again

[Anonymous No.]

Translate, weebs

[Anonymous No.]

>>11951325
except for this thing. Someone needs to euthanize this mutant

[Anonymous No.]

>>11955460
maybe you should consider suicide

[Anonymous No.]

>>11962095
Wanna give that big stupid mouth a kiss and tuck her into bed.

[Anonymous No.]

I read sweets as tweets and thought she was making fun of replyguys with her mom...

[Anonymous No.]

I SERIOUSLY LOVE BEATANI TOO MUCH!!!! SHE IS THE CUTEST FUNNYEST MOST ATTRACTIVE GIRL IN THE UNIVERSE. I AM ONLY INTERESTED IN BEATANI!!!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!1!1!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>11962271
inside voices please

[Anonymous No.]

>>11962058
Do your reps EOP

[Anonymous No.]

>>11962058
What is OCR lazychama

[Anonymous No.]

>>11962058

[Anonymous No.]

>>11962469
Lmao this is so wrong.
I'll try to translate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11962469
Rate the chestnuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>11962469
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>11962271
me too beatani lover... me too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>11962095
rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>11962095
kill yourself, Teabani is the only real reason to be here anymore. God I want to fuck her malformed infertile pussy so much...

[Anonymous No.]

>>11962058
Also I lost my phone >
< Didn't you buy me sweets on Sep 10th?
< Is your head alright?
I thought I bought them but I didn't (?) >
< You're suffering corona virus pandemic PTSD (?)
What!? >

[Anonymous No.]

>>11963820
How was she texting her if she lost her phone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11963888
look at the dates

[Anonymous No.]

>>11963888
It's after

[Anonymous No.]

>>11963820
my attempt
>Also, I lost my phone (and it's still missing)
>On 9/10 didn't you buy (online) kurikinton (mashed sweet potatoes with sweetened chestnuts) for me?
>Are you stupid?
>I meant to buy it, but I didn't.
>I was thinking "Did the Corona after effects make you a retard?"
>What did you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11965093
Everything makes so much more sense now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11965093
Yeah it's an online buy.
And I wasn't sure about the corona message.
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

My mom said I look like I have down syndrome once :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>11965263
That's not nice.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought the 71 iq was just a gimmick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11965220
>And I wasn't sure about the corona message.
I'm not 100% sure either

[Anonymous No.]

>>11963321
You're worst than me rapist. the mentally retarded can't consent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11965670
koronaka -> コロ中 maybe
So perhaps not the virus itself but the confinement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11965988
True, I didn't notice this. Either way I understood it as the confinement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11965988
This seems more likely, but I don't see 後遺症 being used with it at least with some basic searching. 後遺症 is commonly used when referring to the sickness itself.