ITT: bizarro /vt/

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god I love minecraft

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I love every vtuber and its nice that everyone get along just fine and nothing bad happens ever.

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/jp/ is much cooler than we are

[Anonymous No.]

Selen is entertaining

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I love Kiara! I love TrashTaste! I love Vshojo!

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Chinese fans sure are a pillar of the community

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I'm glad everyone can come together in their love of the best Vtuber, Gawr Gura!

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Pekora raped Miko

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>>11777857
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>>11777776
>Postive posts ony in bizzaro /vt/
Lmao. This place is a shithole.

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I’m a teamate and I don’t report posts that hurt my fee fees!

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>>11777914
I respect your opinions

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I wish the japs would stop harassing Artia already. It's not her fault that the map she was reading from listed Takeshima as part of Korea.

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Can’t wait for Aloe’s next stream! Her 2mil milestone stream was great!

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Huh? She said that? I guess I'll check my reps

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>>11777914
t. Mori anti

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i hate cunny

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God I fucking love Hololive EN. I'm so glad they exist.

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>>11777739
Wow, Suisei's first live concert went smoothly with no FPS issues. I can't believe it, SPWN was so prepared for this.

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>>11777986
very funny this doesn't hurt at all

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I love how frequently Ayame streams, she is the most hard working holomem, unlike that whore Watame

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>>11777914
That's true, almost all of the boards hate us

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>>11778288
Your opinions are valid and I feel no urge to call you a nigger.

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Subaru is such a talented entertainer. Her streams are always the highlight of my day.

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I hope holomembers take breaks when necessary and maintain a healthy work-life balance!

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>>11778360
I respect your point of view and do not feel the need to call you a cuck.

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I don't care about numbers, I just want to watch my oshi play games and have fun!

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Vshojo are filled with pure maidens.

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Matsuri is the most mentally stable holomember.

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>>11778428
Vei is a little too pure for me. Does she really need to quote the bible so much?

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I only discuss things I've actually watched.

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>>11777914
Why can't you be like deadbeats?

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vtubing is the perfect form of self expression. it lets the creator simply have fun and relax, portraying a fictional character detached from the person yet carrying over fun and interesting traits. Streams are an escape from reality for a short while, thousands of people enjoying time spent together just as we should/ Vtubing is going to be around for a long time, however, will most likely evolve into something greater.
we have something great here.

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i have a gf

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I am not Pomu.

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Getting real sick of all this Pachinko grind. When will they play a real game for once?

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YOU WILL BECOME WATAME

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>Hololive
>Unironically watching 2views
This is why I love this board.

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>>11777833
I love how Selen boosts all of NijiEn and not just herself.

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today i will take my meds and not make schizo threads

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Kiara has so many friends in hololive!

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APEX Legends is an awesome game to watch, it's really well balanced and has amazing netcode. I never get tired of watching APEX streams

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world lamification is reversing
this is a good thing

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Korone, wake up! You can't stream for just half an hour and then fall asleep!

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I love VShojo's kind of humor, Hololive should copy them on being more crass

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I'm sorry Selen, but this marriage isn't working out.
We need a divorce.

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pekora raped miko

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>>11777776
You did your besht

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>>11782902
>Caring about gets
Did I step into a time machine?

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I fucking hate Beatani. Chihiro is my oshi

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>>11782982
you are just jealous it wasn't yours

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>>11783130
Nope. Been there done that.

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i don't like apex legends...

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>>11783171
i'll do it again in the future just to spite you

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I'm so happy Risu has started streaming regularly, she really earned that 1m subs.

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Would it kill Selen to laugh and liven up a little? She's so quiet and depressed all the time.

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>>11777739
SELEN I KNOW YOU'RE A r/EDDITOR PLEASE KILL YOURSELF I HATE YOU SO MUCH, I GOT A -2/100 ON A MATH EXAM

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Miko is not cute at all, in fact she is a grown woman.

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I hate hags and I hate cunny. The only acceptable Vtubers are those the age of college undergraduates.

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>>11784335
I absolutely do not want to sex this Miko and breed her until Cover has to pay for her child support

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My ojou-sama is streaming so much and so frequently that I don't even have time to sleep anymore because I must watch all the live streams despite Japan being literally 12 hours in time ahead of where I live.

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Gura should go to sleep

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>>11783047
where's the bizarro part?

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I'm not Lamy

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>>11784335
I disagree. Miko is the perfect woman and by far the best vtuber.
I absolutely adore her.

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selen i know you are not /here/ but please stop trying to marry me i have no skills i am literally destitute and posting this from a library

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I find only women to be sexually attractive

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jp-en streams are really fun and engaging

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>>11786593
Not very based, if you ask me.

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Fucking hell Noel's singing is god-tier, isn't it lads?

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A common argument by watamelonists is that watamelon is not merely "Watame photoshopped to a watermelon". This could not be further from the truth. First, there came the true art: Watame photoshopped onto a sheep. Exquisite. Idealistic. Venerates the beauty of Creation. However, the eventual degradation of culture led to a truly regressive art: Watame photoshopped onto a sheep... ONTO A MELON. Perverse. Subversive. Pretentious. Will certainly not be looked upon favourably by historians.

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Pay-Friends are great! I just love super chat readings!

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Does she ever stop streaming?

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Who is this guy? Is his life just eternal bliss?

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>>11777739
I find it hard to believe Olivia's became a variety streamer. This is the biggest thing to happen to her since she got that Olivia outfit.
At least she btfo of that commenter that said "But... but... you need to specialize in SOMETHING, otherwise I'll have marginally less material to work with when I make low effort memes of you without actually watching your content."
and all she responded with is
"How about your specialize in liggin mah balls?"

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For the last 4 months I have been pretending to love Kiara.

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>>11778386
Post that in the bizzaro thread anon.

[Anonymous No.]

MINECRA LOVE
APEX LOVE
DOOM LOVE
PLATFORMER LOVE

Also, fuck this bitch for playing games that include complex or otherwise nonlinear elements. Weapon customization? Letting chat have a say in your gameplay. What a fag.

She should just play Mario and Mega Man all the time. There's absolutely nothing I love more in this world than watching a supposed gamer continuously fail to make it past a level. I can watch hours of the same level and love every moment of it. Watching chubas who are bad at platformers getting stuck in game is something I look forward to every single day, and anyone who disagrees is a filthy fucking pleb.

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I don't play private games with my oshi

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>>11788503
But I haven't been posting that on bizarro threads.
I won't do my worst to post this on past bizarro threads, if you hate it so much.

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>>11787593
she's in a constant cocaine binge just to be able to stream this much

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I truly appreciate how consistent Ame is with her streaming schedule

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>>11777739
Seriously. There hasn't been a Minecraft stream in weeks. WTF man?

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>>11793831
???
Kuzuha hasn't stopped playing it since four fucking weeks ago. The dude is a machine.

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>>11789722
This post isn't even a little gay, thank you for sharing

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>>11793992
Fuck that, I'm not watching vShojo

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I still can't fucking believe Ina admitted to having AIDS on stream. No wonder none of the branches like her.

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>>11777739
I love Amelia Watson and don't identify with "K" from the movie Bladerunner, played by Ryan Gosling.

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What went right you ask? From uplifting Kizuna Ai in her early days as her tech assistant, to providing the most entertaining streams in the company and even being recognized by Guinness as the streamer with the most hours live in the history of streaming, to becoming the first male vtuber to hit 1 million subs, Hajime has done everything right.

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>>11794217
Fuck off. Nobody likes you Acclaim fags.

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>>11779390
Without Selen's collabs with her genmates nobody would know about them (and that's a good thing). I started watching Pomu, Rosemi, and Petra occasionally because she introduced me to them

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>>11778386
Really? I hated her recent concert stream. She's such a shitty dancer

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>>11789722
Yeah it's super fun to watch Selen play in hard mode and not normal (easy) mode. She should continue to challenge herself in games that she is not already good at

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>>11794313
man it's too bad kanae retired so early. well, he barely streamed in the first place so it's not like it changes much... but he was such a good singer, what a shame.

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pink cat bad

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>>11794524
I take it you didn't see the VODs? Her dancing was extremely exquisite. Simply a marvel of modern entertainment.

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>>11795027
I agree with this. I was watching the live, and her dancing skills are amazing.

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>>11795158
Based Subatomo. I hope she gets to live a long and happy life.

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>>11777739
You will all become Japanese.

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>he
ywnbm

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>>11794262
I know Gen 5 really hates Ina, but watching them constantly ignoring her like she didn't even exist whenever they have a big collab was painful to watch.