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[Anonymous No.]

A thread for the discussion for the Fatalistic First of the Fallen herself, Mori Calliope, and the Guardians of her Global Gestalt.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Mori!

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be Mori’s little brother.
>you will never grow up with Mori in the same house.
>Mori will never use you, her little brother, as a substitute boyfriend to know the boyfriend experience.
>you will never cross the line between brother and sister with Mori and have sex.
>You will never move to rural area to raise your child with Mori in peace.
Why are we even here? Just to suffer?

[Anonymous No.]

>Never the it girl
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good stream until this month and had to be carried by superior chuubas
>Never had a signature moment
>Never elevated anyone beneath her
>Never had the balls to step out her Ironic Weeblet comfort zone even when management begged her to
>Sang the least viewed original single of hololive
>Sang the least viewed VOD of hololive
>Tanked the viewership of Meme Review so hard that Coco decide to graduate
>Is barely ever in the spotlight because she was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of Takamori
>Only the 5th best member of Hololive EN
>Only the 53rd best member of Cover corp talents
>Her appearance on Trash Taste accomplished nothing but inflict ironic weeaboos on the fanbase
>Her grim reaper cosplay is cringworthy
>Her wigger rapper cosplay is cringeworthy
>Unironically calls herself """"""""YA BOY""""""""
>Shit taste in anime
>Shit hair color (fucking pink, really?)
>Has a natural inability to talk like a human being
>Only significant achievement was accidentally being first to debut in the same gen as Gura
>Is the Vtuber equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre waiter whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is getting tips meant for others
>So bad at acting out basic interactions that had her ship hijacked by Ina of all people
>spends the last few months of her career making fun of the company that pays her
>The biggest impact she had on the business was making everyone realize that holoEN should have been four people

[Anonymous No.]

>>11766017
"Based"

[Anonymous No.]

>>11766017
Wait, this sounds familiar...

[Anonymous No.]

mori is in the crowd cheering for suisei!

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you are supporting Suisei

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtqzI9y5yII

[Anonymous No.]

>>11766302
No, I only watch Mori and no one else. Go to Suisei's general and fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

stop shitting up the board

[Anonymous No.]

>>11766302
Of course. Suisei loves Mori, Mori loves Suisei, I love them both

[Anonymous No.]

>>11766322
>can't even link the suisei general
literally zero ambition for falseflaggers these days huh
>>11670497

[Anonymous No.]

>>11766322
btfo faggot
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1451108269645205504

[Anonymous No.]

>>11766919
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>11766919
DEATHSTAR NO KIZUNA

[Anonymous No.]

>>11766919
I just noticed that hers was signed by suisei. nice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11766302
I love Suisei