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>> No.11754335

>>11754289
>story about shoplifting
>Gura "isn't that illegal?"
retard shork

>> No.11754397

Gura's telling the mint leaf story again. so cute

>> No.11754398

Based Gura shoplifting and encouraging others to do the same

>> No.11754401
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11754401

Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.11754427

Someone post that image of Gura shoplifting from a long time ago.

>> No.11754439

>Gura retelling the mint story
Reminder Gura is a criminal and deserves to be punished

>> No.11754457
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11754457

THE CRIMINAL RETURNS

>> No.11754472

>>11754439
I will spank her tonight.

>> No.11754489

>used to put mint in a waterbottle in the sun to make tea as a kid
Holy shit I love her

>> No.11754554

>>11754489
>Plastic waterbottle in the sun
Oh nyooo

>> No.11754574

Kronii be there recording you steal watermelons. Gura showing off that witch's butt.

>> No.11754604

>>11754457
Holy fucking shit
I'm dropping her
This is too much

>> No.11754614
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11754614

Gura is still cute

>> No.11754618

Gura's especially bisexual today

>> No.11754664
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11754664

>>11754604
IT GETS WORSE

>> No.11754674

Gura and Kronii shitposting on stream is great.

>> No.11754699

Holy fuck the snake copypasta was so perfect

>> No.11754701
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11754701

>>11754614
And funny

>> No.11754700

>>11754618
>today

>> No.11754716

>>11754618
Dude she is fucking GAY

>> No.11754717
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11754717

>>11754289
Michael Myers shaking his dumptruck ass live on DBD stream soon!

>> No.11754721

I really dislike this duo.

>> No.11754728

Gura pulling out the dummy thicc meme. Kronii can't handle that type of attack.

>> No.11754750
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11754750

cute giggle

>> No.11754763

gura WTF

>> No.11754776

This has been a truly great stream

>> No.11754826

gura pls

>> No.11754833

Samegaki making Kronii cringe is pretty funny

>> No.11754837

what the fuck kronii play along at least

>> No.11754849

Gooruh pls.

>> No.11754863

>pls don't leave

>> No.11754887

LOL

>> No.11754900

>>11754837
You're talking about the one who always sucks the life out of every collab she's in

>> No.11754913

>>11754721
that may be because you are a huuuuuuuuuuuuge faggot

>> No.11754916

GURA

>> No.11754937

>>11754837
Literal opposite energy of the fauna collab

>> No.11754970

stream enjoyment peaked and plummeted at the same time lmao

>> No.11754975

Does Gura have a big breast fetish? She's into Ame, Mori, and now Kronii

>> No.11755014

Tell me why?!

>> No.11755037
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11755037

Kronii is such a fucking killjoy, holy fuck

>> No.11755055

>>11754975
She knows what she likes

>> No.11755082

>>11754975
Man is wont to envy that which he cannot have.

>> No.11755099

does gura scratch and bite during sex

>> No.11755125

>kwonii the kwap of my honeybuns

First RE7 now this, Gura's been making me feel some type of way this week

>> No.11755140

>stream turns into gura desperately trying to get kronii to be a good collab partner
damn idk why i got my hopes up

>> No.11755200

gura has rabies

>> No.11755210

>>11755099
Yeah, but the taste of blood turns her into gawr and that gets you killed.

>> No.11755237

Kronii is only fun if she's directly/passively antagonized and trolled to the point of retaliation like with Mumei or Fauna. You can't just pal around with her, you have to fight her, Gura can't drag it out by playing nice

>> No.11755255

>>11754975
Shes married to Shion so....

>> No.11755268

8 year to die from rabies. Fun facts with Gawr Gura after dark.

>> No.11755304

>>11754975
Her wife is as flat as her

>> No.11755328

this is what i imagine it's like when 2 of my friends who aren't actually mutual friends themselves are left in discord together after i leave

>> No.11755335

>>11755140
Council mori pls andastan

>> No.11755348

Did they update youtube chat so it's less resource hungry? My browser usually would have crashed by now.

>> No.11755360

>>11755210
worth it

>> No.11755380
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11755380

Coot shurk

>> No.11755394

>>11754975
Gura appreciates all chests, but especially the chest of someone she loves

>> No.11755403

>>11755328
You must never have actually been in that situation then. It's much worse than this.

>> No.11755413

The Gura/Kronii dynamic is fucking pathetic.
Feels like Gura holds Kronii in some sort of high regard as a "memer" and just keeps throwing shit at her hoping it will stick. It's sad to see her like this towards some newbie without a quarter of her talent and charisma.

>> No.11755421
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11755421

>>11755380
The cootest!

>> No.11755459

>>11754837
She probably took a second cause she thought she was talking about rl like the JPs do sometimes, but that meme is only face so it threw her off when Gura said boobs.

>> No.11755478

This fanbase sucks

>> No.11755530

>>11755403

Gura is basically hard carrying it like a pro with her gift of gab and streaming experience, but if she was any less competent it'd totally be dead air. They're not able to banter naturally

>> No.11755541
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11755541

>>11755413
I really wish she would stop collabing with Kronii in general, Kronii sucks so much fun out of the stream

>> No.11755545

>>11755478
It's ok friend, one day you'll find something you love instead of hating stuff at every turn.

>> No.11755549

>>11755413
>>11755478
global is the other way

>> No.11755600

>>11755549
Why would I go to a place with kroniggers when I dislike their shitty oshi? Use your brain anon.

>> No.11755599

>>11755394
Yeah, me

>> No.11755660

>>11755541
it'd be better if kronii sucked my seed

>> No.11755674

>>11755413

Yeah, it's basically like meeting someone with superficially mutual interests but misreading their power level

>> No.11755696

>>11755660
She'd milk your prostate until you begged for her to stop

>> No.11755710

>>11755530
Eh, they're doing fine, especially for people who haven't know each other very long. People are way too analytical about streams where people play video games together.

>> No.11755739

>>11755413
agreed but I find it cute, Gura is like a puppy

>> No.11755836

>>11755413
Don't know why, Kronii clearly has her own niche that is excelling. Why Gura feels the need to try and probe for new channels rather than letting the convo flow naturally is beyond me

>> No.11755855

>>11755710

It's definitely functional, that much is safe to say. But you can absolutely see a chemistry level difference in some of the equally new collab matchups we've seen so far

>> No.11755887

do it, kronii. protip: you won't.

>> No.11755934

Smells like shit bait here
or just shit

>> No.11755941

Thank fucking God, finally, pull the rip cord

>> No.11755947

Kronii's gotta go. Was it the guessed 3 times she played for? Smash collab would be fun to see.

>> No.11756001

Gura's going to head off and not sleep again.

>> No.11756074

finally!

>> No.11756104

>>11755947
I guess 3 times. I want Kronii to stay away if she's just going to be a downer.

>> No.11756113

>>11756074
Glad she noticed, I was thinking about superchatting about it

>> No.11756140

>>11756113
people have been mentioning it in chat several times in a row now

>> No.11756175

>Kronii is going to go "study the bloodwebs"
That's.. not a thing Kronii.. you just spend points on RNG layouts

>> No.11756210

>>11756074
>>11756113
>>11756140
What happened? I just switched over to IRyS and missed it

>> No.11756251

Life stuff...

>> No.11756255

>>11756210
the giant mic volume drop going from the game scene to the chatting scene

>> No.11756262
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11756262

I'm in love with Gura!

>> No.11756263

jumping into a stream without being ready to contribute to the vibe is such a dick move

>> No.11756267

>>11756210
she noticed the audio difference between the gaming scene and the chatting scene

>> No.11756275

>>11756210
For a while her mic has been quieter when she switched to the superchat frame. She finally realized tonight and put a filter on to try and fix it for now

>> No.11756293

SEANIGGERS GO BACK TO SLAVING

>> No.11756306

finally telling off the vietspammers

>> No.11756312

>>11756251
Yeah, it was our planned hangout day

>> No.11756343
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11756343

>>11756262
Me too!

>> No.11756403

Gura taking her last minute Canadian quiz to prepare for Fan Expo Canada.

>> No.11756484

>>11756312
hope you have a good time anon!

>> No.11756510

I'm a leaf and haven't used most of these.

>> No.11756515

It's okay to use simp in thread now, thanks Gura

>> No.11756520
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11756520

>> No.11756541

'murica

>> No.11756544

>I’m hungry and tired, I gotta go
>gets completely sidetracked with nonsense Canadian sayings
I love her

>> No.11756689

>I'm cheesed to meet you

>> No.11756742
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11756742

>>11756544
I love her too!

>> No.11756753
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>>11756312

>> No.11756755

poutine deez

>> No.11756785

>Gura didn't make up an example for wheeling
Uh oh chumbuds...

>> No.11756841

weird tangents but she's cute
>>11756755
RUbros dont look

>> No.11756872

>Homo milk

>> No.11756873

Homo milk

>> No.11756881

In Canada homomilk comes in bags

>> No.11756899
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11756899

>>11756544
>she doubles down
HNNNNNNNGGGHHH

>> No.11756942

homo milk lol

>> No.11756947

kek
those fucking leafs

>> No.11756956

I love Gura's random tangents so much

>> No.11756971
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11756971

Pyfagamus

>> No.11757000

gura shitting on fags and canadians lol

>> No.11757015

Canada and their Homo Milk. Why can't they dairy stop being gay for each other.

>> No.11757017

Holochads we're being called out...I'm gonna have Roberu pay Gura a visit.

>> No.11757023

Skookum as frig

>> No.11757126

I love when the tracker makes it look like she's frowning for a split second before her mouth moves to her default open state again

>> No.11757236 [DELETED] 

Do you think Gura is disgusted by uncut dicks like other prominent American vtubers Pomu and Finana are?

>> No.11757314
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11757314

>>11757236
Yes, but she'd circumcise it for you. If you know what I mean.

>> No.11757316

>>11757236
most american girls are desu

>> No.11757365

This Selakiir nigger isn't even donating that much, why does Gura keep mentioning him and speaking to him?

>> No.11757377

Possible extra stream during con. Likely Minecraft to finish up that haunted house if it happens.

>> No.11757380

>>11757236
>disgusted by not mutilating your body and ruining sexual pleasure by destroying nerves
She's not retarded

>> No.11757417

>>11757377
lol never

>> No.11757424

I need your best rats on what is going to be tiring out Gura tomorrow.

>> No.11757430

>>11757365
she just red like 8+ $10 SC lol he just saw his moment to get attention and joined

>> No.11757460

>>11757365
>see a name a lot
>makes it easier to pick out
she was also literally looking at chat when it came in. Stop letting a paypig make you jealous

>> No.11757468
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11757468

Fuck, I was hoping she'd read superchats..

>> No.11757485

>>11757377
I'm not expecting it but a guerilla minecraft friday night would be incredible

>> No.11757496

>>11757468
I'll take making fun of Canadians over superchats any day.

>> No.11757500

>>11757424
Easy rrat is bf but for the love of god do it in global or something, not here

>> No.11757502

>>11757424
(you) killing yourself

>> No.11757513

>>11757424
Me

>> No.11757521

>Won't be able to stream at all

So what rrats are retards gonna come up with this time?

>> No.11757543

>>11757380
>She's not retarded
She's American, so yeah she is

>> No.11757567

>>11757496
I wanted to ask her something

>> No.11757626

>>11757424
Gura said she has stuff going on outside of hololive. Ollie said Gura is overworking herself. Do the math.

>> No.11757645

>>11757424
she's doing community service after being sentences for the mint leaf shoplifting spree

>> No.11757663

>>11757626
new rrat
Gura is going back to school

>> No.11757665

>>11757626
prostitution?

>> No.11757673

any leafbros recording cons?

>> No.11757685

>>11757626
can you show your work anon

>> No.11757692

>>11757626
Ollie doesn't fucking know shit about Gura, she's afraid to ask her for collabs, you think that sounds like someone who's Gura's close confidant?

>> No.11757703
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>>11757424
>>11757626
Gura is lifting weights for hours so she can be a muscular samegaki

>> No.11757721

>>11757673
Every con has been recorded so far lol so I'd bet on it

>> No.11757724

>>11757496
I'm a leaf and I enjoyed that too.

>> No.11757767

>>11757626

Volunteering?

>> No.11757805

>>11757703
>Only lifting one day a week

Gura's NGMI.....

>> No.11757820

When do you think is the last time Gura was truly happy?

>> No.11757828

>>11757424
Maybe she's finally going to the doctor.

>> No.11757841

>>11757236
>huge smellfag
She'd want a sniff.

>> No.11757843
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11757843

Don’t forget to pet the shart!

>> No.11757857

>>11757721
thanks God. I had fun at Dallas con, but I can't afford another trip to Canada lol

>> No.11757873

>>11757820
She is happy since this summer.

>> No.11757931
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11757931

>>11757424
>>11757500
>>11757626
She's trying to fight her feral mommy nature as her kids are eating one another in her womb. You all need to leave her alone and let me handle it.

>> No.11757947

>>11757424
Tomorrow is the day she can't stream at all not the tiring one. Probably getting her home fumigated or something

>> No.11757965

>>11757843
I want Gura to be my little sister

>> No.11757969
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>> No.11757981

>VOD comment disappears into the aether yet again
Fuck my life.

>> No.11758006

gura in rat stream like she said she'd be

>> No.11758009

Shark in the rrat kusoge chat

>> No.11758059 [DELETED] 

If Gura had a bf or gf she would've accidentally let it slip long ago, my money's on her volunteering.

>> No.11758091

>>11757981
Like it, Youtube is dumb.

>> No.11758097 [DELETED] 

>>11758059
Christian farm girl rrat remember?

>> No.11758115

>>11757969
lol

>> No.11758147
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11758147

I guess I'll come back to these threads until her next stream since it's looking to be dumb rrat central for a couple days

>> No.11758174 [DELETED] 

>>11758097
Then where is her offspring anon? Huh?

>> No.11758172
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11758172

Tomorrow is bideo game day for me

>> No.11758229

>>11757236
Anon, being disgusted makes her horny

>> No.11758231 [DELETED] 

>>11758059
I mean it's pretty obvious that Gura doesn't have anyone in real life like that, she mentions and says far too many things that go against that idea. Won't stop me from being a schizo and psychoanalyzing her every action, however.

>> No.11758285
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11758285

4 hours vod? Nice. I had something to do and left off when she was salty as fuck.

>> No.11758379

>>11758285
She perked up quickly and then clockshit joined and killed the vibe

>> No.11758377 [DELETED] 

>>11758231
she's dating all of us, obviously.

>> No.11758428

>>11757931
great post until you said >me. She obviously wants to handle it on her own for as long as possible. I'd know.

>> No.11758429

>>11758285
It was rough in the first half but she warmed up and Kronii joined, also a fun discussion about canadians in superchato

>> No.11758483

>>11758428
>I'd know.
...ANON?

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11758504

Don’t let the one day break drive you mad, she’ll be back before you know it

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>>11757496
>mfw she read my superchat making fun of Canadians

>> No.11758515

i think im going to join the deez nuts crew and start looking for every excuse to make a deez nuts joke, gura likes them too much

>> No.11758563

>>11758504
It's two days if you're not Canadian but your point still stands I guess.

>> No.11758566

Hope that there will be some leafs recording Gura's panel.

>> No.11758573

haha ggg? more like gggeez nutz haha

>> No.11758616

>>11758573
GOTTEM

>> No.11758627

>>11758573
I laughed

>> No.11758659

>>11758573
Goober go to sleep

>> No.11758666

>>11758573
So bad that I smiled

>> No.11758685

I watched the 2view twitch streamer that happened to be in Gura's game and the reaction was pretty wholesome.

>> No.11758703

>>11758504
Might as well be a six day break, sadly.

>> No.11758715

>>11757236
As often is the case, women don't know what's good for them.

>> No.11758723

>>11758685
Name?

>> No.11758760

>>11758563
Well there’s a slim chance of a stream Friday, but also the panels will get recorded hopefully. The Dallas ones were actually pretty alright and you can tell she likes the in person panels way more than the streamed on twitch ones

>> No.11758778

>>11758573
clean your desk goowa

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11758821

>>11758778
Nyo

>> No.11758826 [DELETED] 

>>11758059
every sane person already knows this

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>>11758573
I would have laughed but I'm dying inside.

>> No.11758868 [DELETED] 

>>11758231
Guess me and her are doing a good job with our opsec then

>> No.11758909

>>11758760
I don't think there's that much of a stream on Friday given that she still wants to finish her Haunted House.
I think there's a slight chance of a less than 2 days break after the schedule though with the member karaoke she wants to add
Also I really fucking wish they streamed the IRL panels. We can have both of those things, it's not hard.

>> No.11758911

>>11754618
she's 100% gay, regardless of whatever doxshit exists says.

>> No.11759009

>>11758911
why'd she look at my backside in dallas, then?

>> No.11759031

>>11758911
Remember most girls can flirt with other girls because guys for all of human existence thought it was hot.
But guys can't flirt with guys because it was condemned for that same amount of time.

Therefore, all girls are socially conditioned to be slightly bisexual.

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11759041

Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

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11759084

>>11759041

>> No.11759147

>>11755413
kronii's kind of a wet blanket for some reason. She doesn't try to have fun..
If it were Fauna she would have went back and forth with Gura for an hour

>> No.11759199

>>11758909
They should really film them, people would go to them anyway.

>> No.11759206
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not me in the photo because I'm not scared to get in the jar

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>> No.11759266

>>11759206
no, it's me

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>> No.11759309

>>11759266
Why don't you trust Gura bud?

>> No.11759326

>>11757424
My cock slapping her in the face 2158 times in a row

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11759346

>>11758911
doxshit says she's gay lol

>> No.11759429

>>11759206
haha look at that dummy. she wrote "shrimp jar" on her shrimp jar so she wouldn't forget which jar it was. hahahaha

>> No.11759477

>>11757626
>Ollie said Gura is overworking herself
Ollie says that all the time cause she thinks Gura is busy with projects and can't collab with her

>> No.11759521

what do you think the filename for her animal crossings rant file was

>> No.11759545

It's been nearly 3 days since Gura posted her schedule and she still thinks that the panels are at 8 PM EDT. Do the managers not check the schedules they post?

>> No.11759548

>>11759521
ACNH.txt.txt

>> No.11759555

>>11757820
today? she's happier now than she ever was before last year

>> No.11759656

>>11759521
>New Text Document (X).txt

>> No.11759674

>>11759545
That's fine, at worst she'll miss the first one but she'll realize her mistake and be on time for the second one.

>> No.11759730

>>11758059
Everyone knows that, but she's fucking obviously a dyke, or at least a closet dyke. Too many signs add up

>> No.11759776

>>11759730
She's bi. Too horny to be constrained to one gender.

>> No.11759790

>>11759521
IsabellePorn.jpg.txt

>> No.11759836

>>11759776
bi people are homos that are not sure of themselves. They all become gay eventually

>> No.11759892

>>11759009
cause you shit your pants and she was grossed out

>> No.11759893

>>11759836
Nah man, I have bi friends that are married. Some people just want to fuck everyone.

>> No.11759897

>>11759836
What a weird inversion of the usual bait.

>> No.11759999
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>>11759836
Not for women. Its the opposite.
There's a shit ton of women who think they're lesbians and then ride a cock carosel and get pregnant and have to explain it to their partners.

>> No.11760003

>>11759031
Gura does more than just flirt though. She watches cute girl shows exclusively to UOOHH at the girls and she ogles girls in both games and IRL

>> No.11760040

>>11760003
woah she's just like me

>> No.11760108
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>>11760003
Gura has schlicked it to Shion and maybe Ame. Nothing can convince me otherwise.

>> No.11760143

>>11760108
and ame dressed as shion

>> No.11760155
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>>11757424
Sorry guys, but she depending on how much I work her she might not be able to attend the con too.

>> No.11760275

>>11760108
shes just like me...

>> No.11760522

>>11760275
you schlicked?

>> No.11760626

I'm glad Gura finally BTFO the SEAnigger Thai and Vietnamese people shitting up her chat today

>> No.11760706

Alright, I posted this this at the worst possible time in a thread that ended up going completely to hell from bait and shitposts. I hope the night crew gets more from it:

>> No.11760758
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>towards the end of the night
>Gura wants to cuddle
>you are happy to do so
>go to bed
>start by spooning her
>slowly draw your fingers through her hair letting it fall back into place
>repeat this for a while
>gently rub your chin from her shoulder up to her neck
>this elicits giggles
>continue upwards to softly blow onto her ear
>Gura shivers and squeezes your hand
>turns to face you
>smiles
>gives you eskimo kisses
>runs her hand through your hair, down your side and to your hip
>you do the same while starting to kiss her tenderly
>before your hand reaches her hip, you bring it back up to her armpit and place your other hand just above her waist
>start to tickle Gura playfully
>she is immediately squirming wildly and snorting
>roll her onto her back
>soon enough, she grabs both of your wrists
>the two of you are laughing and panting slightly
>Gura locks eyes with you for a few seconds
>she slides both hands up your arms and around your shoulders
>her expression suddenly changes
>her breathing slows and deepens
>she carefully uses her leg to feel your crotch
>only breaks eye contact for a second to confirm that it's your erection she feels pressing against her leg
>looks back up at you
>she's already blushing beet red
>her pupils are dilated
>her gaze is still just as longing
>nothing else needs to be spoken
>you swiftly start to unbutton her pink pajama blouse
>kiss Gura's tiny collarbones as soon as they're exposed
>quickly move down to the center of her gorgeous, flat chest
>go on to press your lips against her little, soft belly
>before you realize it, you're kissing right below her waistline
>wonder briefly if you've gone to fast
>if anything the sighs and moans she has been letting out indicate the opposite
>you can already smell Gura's nectar
>peel off her pajama bottoms
>her glistening cunny is somehow more breathtaking than usual
>you softly slide your middle finger down and in
>she inhales sharply and shudders
>she's completely drenched
>she's breathing heavily
>her face tells you that there's no more time for foreplay
>her desire is already overwhelming
>you slide your shaft along her vulva to the sound of another sharp inhalation
>your wish to fulfill her desire outweighs even a moment of teasing
>you thrust your dick into Gura's tight, magnificent cunny
>it glides right in due to her abundant natural lubricant
>the only thing that stops you from going balls deep is her clenching followed by a loud gasp
>you hold still as her muscles involuntarily contract around your cock
>her cunny starts to relax before she can catch her breath
>as soon as it does, you start thrusting rhythmically
>Gura is moans softly and starts to sweat
>her intoxicating scent causes you to increase your pace
>you've started sweating too
>your scents and fluids are intermingling
>she's rubbing her hands over your chest, back, sides, and anywhere she can reach
>she's panting now and squeaking in between moans of satisfaction
>you gaze down at her
>she's fixated on you and you alone
>the look in her eyes is one of pure, unfiltered love
>both physical and romantic
>you need to kiss her
>because of her miniscule frame, it's impossible to reach her in this position
>you cannot help yourself
>you pull out suddenly
>you kiss Gura deeply and passionately
>after a split second, she returns the kiss equally
>her hips are thrusting against your stomach on their own
>you feel her hand groping around reaching for your cock to try to put it back in
>you finally separate from kissing and place your dick in her hand
>gaze down at her again
>the same loving look she had earlier is now deepened with adoration and emotional connection
>without breaking eye contact, you slide your dick back inside her
>Gura's heavenly cunny immediately takes your full length this time
>the passion has built up so much that you immediately start pounding
>other than squeals, the only sounds Gura can make are those of pure physical pleasure
>her hands are firmly clutched around your lower back as if not to let you pull out again
>when she can keep them open, her loving, adoring eyes never once stray from yours
>soon Gura starts to scream as you feel her arms clutch you tight and her entire body start to quiver
>her cunny spasms around your cock and you feel a fresh, warm wave of her juices flow over your crotch
>as she's still quivering intensely and gasping in between screams, you pump your load directly inside her
>you cum a full jar's worth into Gura's cunny
>the blissful spasms last for minutes
>all while Gura's trembling, quivering form is beneath you and around your cock
>you finally collapse next to her
>both of your chests still heaving
>with what little strength she has left, Gura rolls over and drapes herself around you
>quietly says:
>"I love you so much."
>falls asleep before you can even respond
>with no regard for the fluids all over the bed
>she doesn't need to wait for a response
>Gura knows for a fact that you love her with all of your being

>> No.11760791

>>11759776

Then please Anon, list some examples of her being Horney over men.

And no Dante doesn't count

>> No.11760830

>>11759836

I'm gay but I like sex with women too.

>> No.11760832

>>11760758
I liked it the first time and I like it now.

>> No.11760878

>>11760830
no you dont

>> No.11760983

>>11760830
That's called being bi

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>>11760758
nice.

>> No.11761337
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I love her!

>> No.11761468
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>>11761337
Me too!

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>>11760758
I hope her cunny is just as or even squishier than her face T u T

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>> No.11761787

>>11755541
This depressing clock better not suck the fun out of the among us collab

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>>11761694
sharky lullaby

>> No.11761943
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>> No.11762128

Ame’s stream tonight and other recent EN girls pictures are giving me hope maybe Gura will show us pictures of her travels one day.

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>>11761939
Imagine rubbing your cheeks against Gura's cheeks, bros.

>> No.11762184

>>11761787
kroner works surprisingly well when there is 3 or more people

>> No.11762222

>>11762128
Gura won't even show her cat, don't hold your breath.

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>>11762163

>> No.11762280

>>11762128
Gura has to apply 500 blur filters around a fucking cake and a plate of meatloaf before she posts it. Don't hold your breath

>> No.11762325

>gura is going to look adorable dressed in an oversized Dante outfit for halloween and you'll never get a chance to see it
why even live..

>> No.11762338

>>11757424
She's secretly a Critical Role nerd and the new campaign starts tomorrow.

>> No.11762473

>>11762325
You realize she was baiting fanart when she said that, right? She probably isn't dressing up at all.

>> No.11762568

>>11762473
She probably won't, but cause she'll be too lazy to do a cosplay, not cause of fanart baiting.

>> No.11762622

I am going to make an attempt to ytarchive all the streams for the amongus collab. I'm worried about being throttled, so I'll try to split the streams on 3 different vpn connections and see how it goes. I have been able to record 2-3 streams at a time with no issues, but I haven' tried with 11 before.

>> No.11762678

>>11760791
>Dante doesn't count
The Stranger from Stalker 2
Isaac in Dead Space 3
Leon Kennedy & Big Ol' Chris "Chadfield" from Resident Evil

>> No.11762722

>>11762678
I still laugh at her "holy bicep" line cause she was caught off guard during the re8 playthrough

>> No.11762731

>>11762568
Getting all dressed up for nobody to see it is a waste of time to most people

>> No.11762756

>>11762128
As much as I'd enjoy that, she should only do it if she's sure it's safe for her.

>> No.11762767

>>11762222
I want to see that fucking cat... At least tell us it's name Gura!

>> No.11762990

>>11762678

Timestamps?

>> No.11763037
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https://streamable.com/8u2tov

>> No.11763113

>>11763037
The kroniicopter flashing as she's trying to think of something to say is hilarious.

>> No.11763125

>>11762678
I don't know if calling RE8 Chris a triangle was meant as praise.

>> No.11763135

>>11762731
well I'll still see it (im her BF)

>> No.11763206

>>11762678
All she's said about Chris is that he's buff chad and look's like a linebacker. The way she talks about male characters in comparison to female characters is way different. Female ones she clearly lusts over

>> No.11763222

>>11763037
Kronii's silence from that..

>> No.11763240

>>11762678
>The Stranger from Stalker 2

Did we watch the same clip????

Where the fuck was she being horny????

>> No.11763271

>>11762990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s15iykTq7ZE&t=775s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhmEqefSZZc&t=7447s

>> No.11763287

>>11762678
I don't remember what she said about them other than Chris Redfield.

Also she wanted freckles on Nero because 'everything is more cute with freckles' and she gushed over the voices of her Holostars senpai on Anime Expo. She's just not that obvious with men because she knows that her chumcucks are jelous insecure cucks who don't wanna see her near any man.

>> No.11763330
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next level autistic conversation

>> No.11763361

>>11763330
I'll take it over the timeloops from the past few threads.

>> No.11763417

>>11763271

If you actually think these are examples of her lusting over men then you're the definition of retarded

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>>11763417
Take it or leave it nerd.

>> No.11763471

gura want sex with crustacean. weird shark.

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tunnelingus

>> No.11763576

>>11763287

The reason she thinks freckles look cuter on people is because Amelia told her that she has freckles

>> No.11763615

let's timeloop GURA IS DRUNK with the new information that Gura drinks out of a baby bottle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2v10hviV6o&t=5490s

>> No.11763677

>>11763615
She drank out of a maple syrup bottle she likened to a baby bottle too.

>> No.11763751

>>11763615
if gura had large breasts she would literally never stop sucking them

>> No.11763871
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:guduhpat:
See you assholes Friday

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>>11763871

>> No.11764112
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Finished the vod. Canada bit was funni. I will miss Gooruh.

>> No.11764145

>>11763576
she really is down bad for that scottish pussy

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Night buddies.

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Good thing Kronii joined to play earlier because Gura seemed so off without having a motivation to play dbd.

>> No.11764235

>>11759031
Guys jokingly flirt with each other all the time tho?

>> No.11764381

>>11764235
Anon...

>> No.11764553

>>11764235
Guess what bro: ur gay

>> No.11764563

>>11764235
Anon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvjlAB06p-g
The guy making the joke is 100% correct. Dudes specifically avoid things that may look gay. Even when its not necessarily gay.

Next time you watch lord of the rings look at how affectionate the main cast is to each other. This is because tolkien was Catholic and didn't even have gay people or gay perception in mind when writing it. Anybody who is mindful of looking like a faggot lives a very scared life.

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>>11764235
Only on imageboards where we're all gay for each other, anon

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>>11764235
>I'm not gay, I just flirt with my homies all the time
The absolute state of /vt/

>> No.11764822

>>11764687
>he doesn't flirt with his bros

>> No.11764889

Hey post your favorite Gura jump scare

>> No.11765117

Why does gura reach her milestones at time the of cons and expos

>> No.11765181

>>11764889
shark pissy cunny

>> No.11765230

>>11763037
I missed that. Oh wow, that was something.

>> No.11765292

>>11763271
Man, I really wish Gura would show more of her model sometimes. The tassels on the hoodie swaying as she moves is cute.

>> No.11765369

>>11765292
I love the way her legs look too. RFA streams were great because we got full-body Gura.

>> No.11765383

>>11763037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2v10hviV6o&t=4680s
Pretty samegaki stream when she got in the mood.

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>>11765369
Yes, Gura's cute little legs are great.

>> No.11765487

Something must have happened since the Reflect Remix that was at 12k views last I checked has been removed from the Youtube music tab in Gawr Gura. Now the only thing left is the 3 million topic Reflect and Sharkventure.

>> No.11765511

That smash bros conversation was the most I've ever cringed at Gura.

>> No.11765562

>>11765487
Oh yeah, I forgot about Sharkventure. I think I've heard it maybe 2 or 3 times and she used a grand total of once, I believe. It would be nice if she actually used the songs made for her sometimes, but I do like her current bgm alright.

>> No.11765664

>>11765487
its no longer on her spotify either so i guess when they added umisea stuff they noticed it

>> No.11765767

>>11762678
She also mentioned that Michael Myers in DbD has a nice ass literally last stream that just happened.

>> No.11765816

>>11757692
Ina said the same thing, and Mori too. They would know.

>> No.11765871

>>11765511
Was it because Kronii was basically describing /v/tards?

>> No.11766563

>>11765816
She doesn't even time to connect on minecraft to finish her house. But schizo will seethe like always.
Ignore stupid people

>> No.11766695

>>11766563
if she's that pressed for time why isn't she doing short streams or not streaming at all

>> No.11766824

>>11766695
might just be the voices in my head but i think she enjoys streaming

>> No.11766854

>>11766824
no way. she's using it to procrastinate again for sure

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https://youtu.be/H2v10hviV6o?t=14870
>I'm 12 years old
T u T

>> No.11768267

>>11757424
CANCER

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>>11757424
Gura is slowly working her way into politics so she can overthrow the US government and turn it into a samegaki dictatorship

>> No.11768591
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>> No.11768723

>>11768591
ToT

>> No.11769112

>>11757424
Gura will

>> No.11769429

>Facebook face grab
>Have anyone do that to your boobs yet Kronii?
What the fuck did Gura mean by this?

>> No.11769582

>>11769429
She was asking if anyone edited a version of the meme with a hand on kronii's boingas, but while she was formulating that joke in her brain kronni answered the original question by saying "I don't like to be touched", which Gura didn't really hear. Because of that, the joke came off a bit more yab than she intended.

>> No.11770208

Imagine a world where Gura was around Kiara/Ina level of viewership and subs, and didn't have the main spotlight on her at all times. Do you think she would share more about her life and be a comfier streamer?

>> No.11770253

>>11770208
I don't think it caught up to her, or ever will.

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https://twitter.com/mokyumokyu_33/status/1451131693792841733

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