/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>Rips off Haachama cooking
>Next will rip off the Noel Marine bath time stream
I’m starting to wonder why I even started watching Pomu in the first place..

[Anonymous No.]

I hate nijiniggers as much as the next guy, but a Vtuber who showers is a rather new concept, i will monitor this

[Anonymous No.]

>>11667050
You didn't, falseflagger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11667050
Does this imply she doesn't normally shower, to the point that doing so is an event? Imagine the smell.

[Sage No.]

Once again first reply, I just broke this thread's hymen. Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.

Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply and you'll never experience this thread the way I did and this thread will never feel the way it felt about me about you.

It's Over , you might as well just go post on IncelTears and talk about how much of a "man" you are for replying on a thread that I pump and dumped. Have fun with my scraps, cucks.

[Anonymous No.]

She really is the Kiara of her gen, minus the 1m subs

[Anonymous No.]

>>11667050
Hololive reject pls undastan

[Anonymous No.]

>>11667050
You know, just because one vtuber has done something it doesn't mean anyone else is forbidden from doing it. Are you telling me every vtuber who cooks on stream is copying Haachama? Same for the bath stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11667050
So this is that nijisanji freedom I've been hearing about

[Anonymous No.]

What's more savage than an obvious holofag trying to be an holo in the fucking nijishit company

[Anonymous No.]

>>11667050
Many vtubers did "Haachama cooking" before Haachama
Many vtubers did "bath/shower streams" before Noel/Marine

[Anonymous No.]

>>11667050
I hate entire hololive, they ripped off Kizuna AI, which in return ripped off hatsune miku! They all sing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11667050
How did we survive before hololive invented cooking and the concept of personal hygiene

[Anonymous No.]

>>11667432
This. Patra and Mito were doing cursed cooking streams before Haachama even debuted, they just didn't flanderize themselves and make it their whole brand.

This shower stream is also a direct reference to this iconic Mito stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjxJIX3jgjI

[Anonymous No.]

>haachama invented cooking streams
>Noel invented bath/hot tub streams
You guys really do only watch Hololive, huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11667436
I hate Hatsune Miku. She ripped off of real idols.

[Anonymous No.]

>Aki Tour
>Pomu date
>Cursed cooking
>Pomky art
>Radical Minecraft
>Now showers
Pomu is back on the menu boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11667633

[Anonymous No.]

>>11667050
nice bait

[Anonymous No.]

Don't care. Ame invented showers.

[Anonymous No.]

>she will be touching her vagina on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>11667050
Is she that desperate for views now? It hasn’t even been a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11667823
no way that bitch has ever been near running water let alone a shower

[Anonymous No.]

>>11667857
When she goes at it, she goes at it.
https://files.catbox.moe/v7rtnj.MP4

[Anonymous No.]

>>11667138
nice name rumao

[Anonymous No.]

>>11667188
That's it. I’m sick of it. I'm sick of all this "millions of subscribers Hololive vtubers" bullshit that's going on in the chuuba market right now. Niji vtubers deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself donated to a genuine JP Niji Vtuber over 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been watching their every stream for almost 2 years now. My vtubers mog full professors of philosophy with interesting things they have to say.
Niji vtubers spend years practicing for a single stream and do their reps up to million times to produce the finest entertainment known to mankind.
Niji chuubas are thrice as entertaining as Hololive ones and thrice as funny for that matter too. Anything a HoloEN can stream, a NijiEN can stream better. I'm pretty sure a NijiEN could easily mog a HoloEN thrice their sub count with a simple gaming stream.
Ever wonder why Gura never bothered collabing with a Niji? That's right, she was too scared to be put next the disciplined Niji-kamis and their superior ANYCOLOR entertainment. Even in the beginnings of /vt/, orangeposters targeted mainly Nijisanji chuubas because their audience captivation power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Nijis are simply the best vtubers that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better numbers than they get. We don’t need those Holowhore meme spewing twitch thots to pollute our perfect vtuber word.

Here's the new weighted sub system I propose for Vtubers:

>If a subscriber only watches Hololive and not Nijisanji, they count as 1/10th of a sub
>If a subscriber watches Hololive AND Nijisanji, they count as 1 sub
>If a subscriber knows only watches Nijisanji and not Hololive, they count as 10 subs

Now that seems much more representative of the actual talent of these chuubas, don't you think?

tl;dr: Niji girls and boys deserve bigger numbers than Holowhores, see my new weighted subscriber system

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>11668087
Your retarded and you're mom's a whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>11668087
anon... you're the cause of this.

This is an incredibly weak bait thread. OP knows even multiple Holo members have done shower/bath streams before. It's rare on YT but not remotely new.
They know this and so does the other anon, they're just writing bullshut trying to annoy other anons and you just gave them a gold mine of more bait to annoy you with.

Your system is lame btw and barely tangents reality. Go back to the numbers thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11667392
OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>11668121
It's as if they all know each other, watch and influence each other because they're in the same field or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11668313
It's like someone has a good idea, then holos copy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11668087
Then go tell them to surpass gura. They cant even hit 1M Vods lols. You can support niji all you want but you cant diss HoloEn when the evidence is clearly betrayed the nijichuchu

[Anonymous No.]

>>11668087
Thank you for keeping an old copasta alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11667050
Anon, Haachama is not the first VTuber that does cooking stream

Is just that hers is the first one that is memorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>11667050
Pomu is nothing but a whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>11667188
rumao
Pomu is loved by everyone and even gets hololive artists like walfie to fall gosling for her
Kiara is hated by most and found annoying by the rest, and the only artists she collects are japs who dont even know anything about her and degenerate /u/niggers who only care to see her get fucked by Mori

[Anonymous No.]

>>11670854
Also a lesbo, so she don't care if guys listen to her shower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11670982
Pomu likes male Nijis and the ugly bastard tag
she is at most bi

[Anonymous No.]

>>11667128
H-hot

[Anonymous No.]

Toasting in a newfag bread!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11668087
you scared some people who don't know the pasta, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>11671068
>Pomu likes the ugly bastard tag
Sounds like good things are coming my way

[Anonymous No.]

>>11667050
>urrr durr noel/marine invented vtuber bathroom asmr
newfag please just go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11668087
thanks for the feedback lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>11670854
Yeah my whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>11671068
If the girl is cute enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11667050
Doenst she not have her you know , anymore because of the big c prevention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11667050
>haachama invented cooking
>noel/marine invented taking a bath

[Anonymous No.]

>>11675109
Testicles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11675180
she doesn't have boobs anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11675194
That's just speculation, could've just as well been her ovaries. I choose to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11675535
i thought she specifically named breast cancer as a ghost but maybe im mistaken