Takanashi Kiara

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amongoose

Schedule: soon!

Art by: https://twitter.com/modoki_kuma/status/1448267198774997004

Previous thread: >>11518921

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>>11590909
Schedule not that soon I think.
She will take tomorrow off so I don't expect her to drop it before tomorrow evening.

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>>11590909
KIARA LOVE

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I Love Takanashi Kiara

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>>11591005
She said that she was waiting to see if she get an answer for Holotalk (most likely from Ayame), and she will post it anyway tomorrow

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>>11591012
KIARA LOVE! I LOVE YOU KIARA! LOVU LOVU LOVU! I LOVE YOU!

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>>11590909
>amongoose
https://streamable.com/2lowbu

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>tfw no Kiara gf to vibe to audiostock with

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>"It won't be a five hour stream."
>It's a five hour stream.

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>valley girl segments
>this retarded "marry my cats" thing
I'm getting unironically triggered and I'm very close to closing the stream

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>>11591445
You are in luck because Kiara is also very close to closing the stream!

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>>11591445
valley girl is the only thing i cant stand

also earlier she said she plays her tales games in english, that kinda took me by surprise.
i was importing them even when i didnt know any japanese.
i think she underestimates her japanese ability sometimes.. or she's just lazy.

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I'm used to Kiara having stupid ideas by now, but the cats wedding stream is a new low. And the fact that Kiara is ignoring everyone but the two KFP yesmen that encourage her to do it is triggering me.

Please Kiara, it was a good joke, but please don't go forward with this...

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>>11591445
>Those ideas
Uh... is she okay? Waiting for the stream to end so I can watch the VOD since I just got home.

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>>11591526
She refused to subtitle Hinotori because it was too chuuni for her.

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>>11591477
>very close
1-2 more hours?

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Disappointed that the flare collab might just be a german lesson. My problem with alot of Kiara's collabs is that they are highly structured Kiara is in control collabs. In Holotalk, Minecraft tours and language lessons Kiara sets the tone and is naturally in control as the host, tour guide or teacher. They are so repetitive. While I understand Flare's interest in it, I personally dont see the appeal in repeat these words after me. I hope I'm proven wrong and Flare's zatsu skills can break out sometimes. In theory Kiara's collab partners can tangent whenever they want, but often chose to just follow Kiara's lead.

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>>11591636
Kind of a coin toss. She might close it within minutes if one of her cats is particularly cute for a moment.

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>>11591590
Didn't Calli make that video for her with the onscreen subs?

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>>11591445
>shipping KFP members while using valley girl accent
Ok guys I'm out

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LOVE

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>>11591738
Can't even blame you.

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At least we got the cute Kikireeki thanks to Black Friction.
Also god damnit Kiara, people like your voice and enjoy the ESL and accent, I don't think there's many people who want to hear you put on a shitty valley girl accent when you're regular voice that they enjoy is probably the furthest it could be from that.

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>>11591867
Anon whether you like it or not (I hate it too) valley girl shit is on a massive upwards trend, this is likely only beneficial. Clippers are making a fortune with it.

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>>11592071
https://streamable.com/edj6q9

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>>11591810
It's funny in moderation, that's really the key for me.
The TTRPG open had me cracking up, and the first time in this stream was funny.
The later times it was more like "Okay, we're doing the valley girl thing again, yaaaaaas in chat".
As long as she doesn't go overboard it'll be fine.

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>>11592296
Faggot if you post your own retarded opinions on a public thread expect to get the retarded opinions of other people too.

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Its over bros... chat rejected her too many times. Only her cats can accept her

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1449884864958898177

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I will go full schizo if she ever goes further with this wedding shit, as a dog owner it just feels giga creepy for me to think about your pet in that context even if it's a joke

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>>11592533
I'm pretty sure Kiara will not be fucking her cats anytime soon

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How did she survive in Japan without her cats?

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>>11592708
If she wanted to fuck her cats she would have been fucking them for months if not years already so not much point starting to worry about it now.

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>>11592533
Hopefully you're just joking, but I think she has a cool plan for this and it's not cringe as you think.

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>>11592738
By treating Mori as a cat.
...Does Mori like peanut butter?

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>>11592533
It’s a joke, I make jokes about my male cat being my partner all the time. The fact that you take it seriously is creepy

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>>11592533
I just think it's an awful stream idea, it's kiara so she might be able to get some laughs out of the cringe but I really do think it'll make for a bad stream.
>>11592738
by the skin of her teeth

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>>11592738
didn't she say she took a bag of cat hair with her?

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>>11592874
I think la creatividad will help iron out and flesh out the general plan of the stream

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Kiara lives and dies by the cringe, humor and otherwise, and so do I, so I generally like it, but this cat wedding shit is a mile too far for me.

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This isn't like am zoo or kiarfield shitpost, this is like a high-budget 3D VR shit with tracker for her cats and everything she's planning for spring.

Imagine getting cringe weekly updates on her futur cat wedding. This will last months and months until the stream finally comes and she looses her spaghetti live on stream.

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>>11593101
So what you are saying is that there's still time to fill her lack of vitamin D

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Testing
https://streamable.com/ku3h5g

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Context?

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>>11593215
The context is watch streams you absolute turbofaggot, for Kiara you don't even need to put the effort to watch full streams since we have Werebear

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>>11593425
>Werebear
Who?

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>>11592738
If you were around back them you'd know that she literally barely made it.
She honestly deserved to be called a menhera back then, going crazy without her cats in her rat infested house.

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>>11593613
werbear is kiara's dedicated timestamper and the only kfp worthy of respect. but anon is a fag and misspelled his name

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>>11593749
I see, I have literally never read anyone's name on youtube comments.
I just scroll until i see the timestamps.

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Gonna paint my nails black so I can self insert in the face grab asset thing Kiawa posted

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I can see the future.

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>>11594218
It's pink and full of cat hair.

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>>11593670
Honto ni honto ni.. nante toori mawari michi.. arigato, Casper.. sore shika iu kotoba ga mitsukaranai

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KFP sure is salty Kiara would rather marry her cats than them

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Going back to the VoDs. Everyone seems really mad about the dopey cat thing. The only negative I can really see is that she's gonna dedicate a lot of effort and time on a not great joke over a lot of other things and just add more to her plate.
Starting back up old VoD's to catch everything I haven't seen, I'm on the SM64 final episode...

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>>11594404
Seems for now she is ordering assets through Ame so it's not that much work for her yet.
It reminds me of Holovention, a nice idea for shitpost but a terrible one for a stream.

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>>11594404
That's already enough reason not to do it. The other reason is her mental health. I know she is quick to recover, but no one who is mentally stable would seriously suggest that. This is way past the "ahah crazy catlady funny". That's actually worrying, she needs to go outside and get more friends or something.

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>>11594404
It just doesn't seem like it's coming from a remotely healthy place.
>Since nobody loves me I will marry my cats
>Laughs madly.
I don't even think it can't be done tastefully, I just don't like the way she talked about it.

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You hate to see it...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q60wHn1-rgE

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>>11594671
She's playing it up for laughs you dummy. The Japs always kill a joke. I think you might be taking this a little too far.
If we're really going to start talking about things that would be healthy for her. with her past profession and her current one, odds are very bad for her romantic life. Get pissy all you want, tell me she's a lesbian, whatever you want to, but she really does need to go on dates and thats the only real way to solve the catlady issue.

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>>11594769
I unironically want her to find a bf. Hope she keeps it a secret from us to keep unicorns in shape. But at least we won't have to live through these menhara episodes.

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>>11594862
>I unironically want her to find a bf
Don't worry, I'll take care of that.

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>>11594862
Keep them in check*

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>>11594862
That's the problem Anon. I don't think she'd be able to keep it a secret. The kind of person she is on screen and how she talks about herself away from her character, I only see her wanting to share the highs and lows from it and her personal life stories would get far and few between as she would try to hid it.
As a fag who uses her for GFE, I'd be happy she felt better in her personal life, but if she started talking about any of in the streams, I'd probably leave.

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>>11594404
>she's gonna dedicate a lot of effort and time on a not great joke over a lot of other things and just add more to her plate
Uhhh, I take „Who is Takanashi kiara?“ for 5000

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>>11594769
Anon are you new? Because after a dozen menhara episodes and hundreds of times blatantly using her cats as a coping mechanism, even on her rmt account, this kinda shit feels like lika joke.
The alternative is that all her menhara and self-pity is just trying to play her audience, which would be based but I don't quite think it's that.
Also she's talked about it before (in reference to other idols and idol-like professionals) but if she wants to date she's just gonna do it and hide it, the only negative effect from her job is that she can't met a bf through it, but how often does that happen nowadays anyways?

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Alright fags, you've shit the thread up enough. Here's a nice clip from a long time ago.
https://streamable.com/txljml

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>>11594862
Or gf.

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>>11593670
>She honestly deserved to be called a menhera back then, going crazy without her cats in her rat infested house.
As if she isn't menhera right now.

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>>11594404
>not great joke over a lot of other things and just add more to her plate.
Funny you think she's joking?

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(since dust finally settled) im curious wich Hololive EN gen2 member KFPs watch the most now a days? (mostly because i have no time to check their streams nowadays)

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She could have regular cat 3D streams, people like cats

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>>11594862
how does Kiara feel about "daddy" (older/stoic) type of bf?

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>>11595537
It was Sana...

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>>11595519
every joke has some truth, anon.
ppl joking about their flaws and problems all the time. just watch some good Old stand up comedie

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>>11595687
>was
do you havenot time to watch them too? or just burn out?

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>>11595375
How the fuck was she so bad
also
she's been playing games for a living for over a year now how the fuck is she still so bad at all of them

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>>11595763
She had her childhood dog die recently, lives in Australia so she couldn't actually say goodbye because of all the insane shit happening there right now, and said even before that that she was going to be cutting down on streams because she was having trouble balancing it and her professional drawing career. I hate being the doomfag, but all of these things happening together along with her streaming her talking about taking a bit of a break, I feel like she may just shelve the vtuber stuff given she just started to begin with.

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>>11595779
>still so bad at all of them
she's ok at mario kart, good at minecraft, she also completed nier even when playing with a handicap. shes not a good player but shes not the worst ever either

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>>11595537
Probably Mumei although Sana is probably my favorite from Council. Bros, why is that my favorites in each EN gen have been one of the 2 that are not in my timezone region

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>>11595537
#WOKE #YOLK.

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>>11595888
Anon did you watch her latest Mario Kart stream? The most popular theories were that she hired a ringer for the tournament. Nier Automata at the lower difficulties is designed to be braindead easy (to contrast with the highest one being the exact opposite) so that doesn't mean much, not that just clearing a game usually means anything either

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>>11595879
post covid Australia is a wild place i heard. they litterally killes animals inshelters so ppl wil not come for them

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>>11595926
>#YOLK
i always forgot what does this1 means
"you only like Kiara"?

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>>11595779
>>11596060
She values chat interaction more than playing games better. She didn't interact much in the MK tournament especially since most KFP told her to concentrate on the gameplay. TL;DR: She values entertaining viewers more than winning the games she's playing.

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>>11594554
>It reminds me of Holovention
Trust in the keikaku KFP anons!
My rrat is that she's doing this to set up holovention

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>>11596258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKXc_Pljhlo

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>>11596258
Only "Love" anon.
Only Love.

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>>11596305
That is... actually a pretty good rrat. But didn't she say recently she was saving Holovention for after Holotalk?

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>>11596268
Which is why I love her.

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>>11596060
>Nier Automata at the lower difficulties is designed to be braindead easy
She played it on normal, not easy
>she hired a ringer for the tournament.
That's fucking retarded. Do you even watch her JRPG streams? Literally everytime she learns the controls of a game, she forgets them again during the next stream. It takes her multiple streams to keep the memory of how a game is played.

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>>11596425
I think she said something about scaling down the pace of new Holotalk episodes after she does Gen 3 to pick up other projects

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>>11595926
>>11596356
go WOKE, go STONK

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>>11596604
Sex Tons Of Nights, Kiara

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>>11596512
this is really funny that Kiara is the person who organising another tourney, while having problems with concentrating and acting under ANY pressure (just watch her last worms stream)

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>>11596512
>She played it on normal, not easy
And I used plural (though I was pretty sure she played in Easy). Difficulty scaling in Automata is done through damage, which means Very Hard is obscene since it's a 1HP bullet hell, Hard is kinda hard since you die really quickly, Normal is easy since you have a lot of HP, and on Easy it's practically impossible to ever die unless you're basically trying to.
>Literally everytime she learns the controls of a game,
It's a joke, but... you do realize this is a point in favor of her being unbelievable dogshit, right?

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>>11596815
>Kiara is bad in videogames
more new at 11

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>>11595537
Kronii has some fun content, but I watch Mumei the most despite the HER drama

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Wow, I really didn't expect this one.
https://streamable.com/qru4xe
Also, Kiara gamer rage lets gooooo! Has she ever gotten physical during her frustration before? I don't think I can remember a time where she slapped herself/slammed something out of frustration like this.
https://streamable.com/dhfkmk

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>>11597431
>drama
do you mean roomm8 stuff or the fact she doesnt stream much?

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I WANNA PLUCK THE BIRB

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>>11595537
Fauna is the best IMO

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i'm surprised you are the 1st who said it

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>>11597550
Yeah this is offtopic but all the rrats surrounding her
Incidentally I guess with Holotori and Amogus Mumei will be the EN2 she's collabing the most with huh?

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>>11597590
hey boddy i think you got the wrong thread. the NijiEN's thread is 2 pages down

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>>11597603
i'm surprised you are the 1st who said it

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>>11598082
>"dont touch me, Mori!"

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Think we'll ever get back the old superchat reading music now that we have
>AUDIOSTOCK

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>>11598424
For nostalgia, sometimes.

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>>11597461
Kiara slapping herself is very very rare, like a SSR drop.

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>>11598424
what about OG costume?!

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La Gallina Maravillosa

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>>11597687
What's the scoop on that anyways? I've just heard it mention in passing. Is it anything meaningful/really cringe or just schizos fixating on dumb shit?

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>>11591670
If it’s a German lesson, I don’t think it would be on Flare’s channel?

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>>11597687
I hope Kiara's bird autism gets her to try an get closer to Mumei. I haven't watched everything Mumei has done, but she seems rather reserved, and Kiara has special ways to get people to open up more than they usually do. The MC collab was very cute.

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>>11598935
It's in the archives, almost any printer thread will point to proof eventually and my personal take is that there's enough there that it might not just be all schizo ranting. The timeline fits, the karaoke streams are convincingly similar, frankly, and there was a moment in Kiara's collab where she says "Sam G" and Mumei's reaction could arguably be telling.
Regardless, Kiara and Mumei content is super cute and whatever she's done in the past or off of Hololive, the important thing is that the Myth girls wouldn't want people to tear anyone in Council down and that oughtta be respected

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>>11595537
Sana was my most watched, til you know... I've been watching Mumei and Fauna a good amount now.

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>>11595537
woulda been sanner, but its drifting to Mumei and Fauna right now.

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>>11599403
Let me rephrase, I've heard that there ARE rrats in passing, but I have no idea what they're even about, I wouldn't know what to begin searching for (I could just look through the archives for general shit but that'd take too long)

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>>11598082
Man, that’s cute but my most favorite one I’ve seen is definitely the one where they were pinching Reine’s bald head.

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Is the superchat reading that bad?

Islept through it and was gonna save the vod for work right now.

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>>11601751
No, it's her best SC reading since she was on pain meds.

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>>11601751
It's overall great she just overdosed on cringe a couple times.

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>>11601751
It was fine. People are overreacting like usual. I wouldn't call it amazing, but she announced something big, talked about a few things coming up like the fact that we're going to get heartrate monitored Kiara and some other little cute stories.

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>>11601751
It was a good stream with 1 highlight that weirds people out. Kiara let her imagination fly but doing that thing isn't realistic.

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My love for Kiara has been getting to an unhealthy level, I think I need to take a break from watching her and GWS

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>>11600038
NTA, but I think the only "issue" there is is that she might have a boyfriend (currently). I think same goes with Fauna, which is why there are so many "their fanbases are cucks" posts. I don't think there is anything else "significant" like shit political takes on twitter for example.

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>>11602340
Always remember
-You will never fuck her
-You will never marry her
-You will never befriend her
-Years from now she will forget about you
Your objectives with chubas has to be different from any of these

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>>11601751
Do your archive reps. Besides people complaining about the marrying her cats thing, the rest of the stream was really good.

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>>11602724
Oh, based then. Fuck idolfags, purityfags and non self-aware goslings.

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>>11603548
It's always interesting what line is drawn for 'self-aware'.

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This collab was so great, between Kiara's big comeback and her burning herself up

https://youtu.be/_lpQa6Dk2Xc

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>>11602801
>-You will never befriend her
>-Years from now she will forget about you
ngl, this hurts the most.
You're right of course, but all of her parasocial tendencies break the part of my brain that goes "this is a youtube channel, which you pay for, for some reason."
I just hope she remembers the times I made her laugh after this is all over.

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>>11594404
Comes off more like a few turbo spergs are mad at a silly idea and that they can't control their not-gf

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Wow this thread is awful, eggs go insane with little to work off and a good chunk is other girls roommate rrats.

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>>11607159
I just think the cat stream idea is retarded but I dunno where this other shit is coming from lol

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Did we get any more infos on that potentional Flare collab?
Went to sleep when she fucked around in AUDIOSTOCK, and I did not catch everything when she mentioned Flare prior to that either

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>>11607690
Tentative details until further notice:
After Halloween
On Flare's channel
She briefly responded to a comment that it is probably a German teaching stream

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I missed the SC read last night. Did she say today was going to be a break day?

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>>11608387
I didn't catch it from the stream but I remember people saying it is a break day in one of the threads.

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>>11608387
Yes, she's recording her halloween cover today.

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>>11607762
>On Flare's channel
I am kinda glad it is
One less point eggs can use to shit up the board
Too bad Flare fans dont like Kiara that much...

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>>11595537
I watch very few streams aside from Kiara, usually only Reine. Council either streams at times bad for EU or overlaps with Kiara in which case Kiara takes priority. Or it's something like a rrat watchalong something I only want to do with Kiara.
I don't hate council and watch clips to keep up to date with them but I almost never tune in to their streams, sadly.

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>>11595779
She uses 80% of her brain for chat interaction. Whenever she stops reading messages zooming through at high speed she becomes quite a lot better.
The MK tournament, Ryza 1 final boss and her going through most of Route E in Nier:Automata alone come to mind. In the latter one she got so good at the hacking minigame she didn't trigger the "baby mode" that is meant to be the actual way to beat the stage in time and got frustrated with the route because of it.

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>>11597461
She used to slap people (by slapping herself) for sending empty red SCs until her new mic setup and noise gate filtered that out.
Then she started to blow them...
Anyways she might still be slapping herself we just don't hear it.

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Thank you for reminding me why I don't come to this split. You faggots are worse than twitter KFP.

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>>11608802
>Too bad Flare fans dont like Kiara that much...
Did eggs painting themselves as pandas get to you?
Viewership held steady when Kiara joined and even increased once KFP caught wind of Kiara giving a tour.
Kiara's streaming style is very Japanese, she stands out way less amongst JP holos compared to EN.
Flare was cute and happy the entire stream when beforehand she was openly worried about touring the server alone. Anyone who actually likes Flare would be super happy that Kiara saved her from stumbling around aimlessly like Suisei did.
And it's not like a guide would have taken away her time to appreciate the building as this was always planned as a first scouting mission before going into detail with the whole of ShiranuiKen.
And Flare truely enjoyed talking to Kiara. So much so she interrupted the tour just to talk like a waterfall for a minute and two. It was adorable.
Really, the only ones besides eggs I can see hating Kiara are the NoeFlare shizos who raise a stink whenever Flare collabs with anyone besides Noel.

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>>11595537
I like the rrrrrat, but it is a coinflip on if she streams when I can watch and is playing anything. I'd watch more Sana if I could. Mumei and Kroni are fine but do little for me. Fauna is pretty good for chill, not an asmr fag but it is something different. A collab with Kiara would be very cute. I kinda...miss her

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>>11609640
This split is kfp discord but more honest

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>>11607762
Since it's on Flare's channel it seems kinda unlikely to be German lessons. Streams like this put a lot more workload on the teacher so they are usually not on the student's channel.
Kiara also likes to put collabs she organised/innitiated on her channel and I think it's unlikely for Flare to ask for German lessons and ask for them to be on her own channel.

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>>11609926
>eggs painting themselves as pandas
I hope they were just that, but I dont think eggs are THAT shizo to invade random splits?

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>>11610672
You must be new. This is hardly surprising for eggs

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>>11610672
Anon, I...
They do that literally every time Kiara collabs with anyone who has their own split.
/who/ got raided super hard during the Mumei collab but they handled it pretty well and called out the eggs the moment they hit.

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>>11595537
I started prioritising fauna's non-asmr streams over kiara when they overlap. In the past few months I left kiara mostly as background noise while at work or gaming and with vods I can do that at 1.5 to 2x speed or just skip through timestamps. idk, just started to feel like work to constantly have 6+ hour streams to watch. which was ok the first 6 months but she has mostly used up her anecdotes now.
I like her vacation stories but stretching that topic over 3 ToA streams isn't really fun for me. I think it would be beneficial for her channel and herself if she'd keep her streams shorter, more focused and have some kind of real life hobby, more breaks. like 3-5 hours including SC reading of the day. do real zatsudans for stuff like vacation/convention stories.

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>>11610670
Like you say, the details given don't immediately line up for a dedicated German lesson. Maybe teaching German is only one aspect of the collab since Flare previously expressed interest. Besides, it's more likely plans are far from concrete. I'm just happy Flare is taking her first EN friendship with some level of seriousness. Flare please shill Symphogear

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So we're all waiting on Ayame to pick up the phone, but I'm more excited for the chance to skip ahead so we get ShubaTalk.

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>>11610924
anonchama...

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>>11610935
I dont remember anything, so they better do one quick!

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>>11610924
>>11611041
I'm from the future, let me spoil you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9Sc_RNF-VE

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Is it true that Kiara worked in a soapland before Hololive?

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>>11611108
Yes, turbo virgin Kiara who can not deal with people around her being naked or shirtless men in general totally worked in such an establishment.

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>>11610924
I really don't get how they cope with an oshi who never streams. Like I know Kiara is on the extreme end of the spectrum, but even chumbuds get bored waiting and investigators hate tummy hort stream cancelled.

[Anonymous No.]

Schedule doko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11611707
when ayame picks up the phone

[Anonymous No.]

>>11611108
yes, she had sex with me there but decided to leave me for one of her female coworkers
My revenge was stealing her bra and that is why she is still "looking for the top" to this day...

[Anonymous No.]

I know the general consensus is Kiara should stream a bit less, but looking at Kronii's 3 day working week we are fucking lucky bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11612701
Kiara took 2 days off last week and then went ahead and had a guerilla stream with Flare and a guerilla SC reading.
We are so lucky our oshi loves streaming and loves us.

[Anonymous No.]

Schedule doko

[Anonymous No.]

>>11612914
Ayame, pick up the phone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11612701
I feel like we take her for granted. I'm reminded how afraid she was take a week off. And if she hadn't organised among us this Saturday/Sunday. Kromies might only only two streams this week though I like to hope she would put something up as a substitute if it were scheduled at a different time. I feel like I barely know the council outside of maybe Fauna and Baelz since being Eu is suffering as is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11612970
Damn. I hate typing in my head I end up omitting entire words and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11612970
Kowkarot made a good compilation about the Kronii stream where she lost her mind.
When it comes to council I mostly rely on clips and Kowkarot is of course a god tier clipper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11612970
It does feel like they've hit a bump lately. Hopefully we get some type of 1 on 1 collab with council, maybe Kiara is saving Kronii with a collab only on her end. Would help stem some of the abuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11612701
She really should also think about making shorter streams. Her Marathon Streams are not working out so well for getting more live viewers or VOD views. I also struggle to keep up with her, because the time commitment is simply too great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11613113
Egg endurance, Diablo 2, Mamatori collabs all did fine despite being 6+ hours.
JRPGs are her main debuff. And she obviously knows that but also decided to play games she loves instead of chasing numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate clippers so much. They really have no fucking soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11613580
If it's the clip I just saw with the most misleading title possible. I agree. They have a certain way of twisting anything for easy clicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11613627
I really think Cover needs to put their foot down on shit like that. This shit will negatively affect her while that piece of shit gets paid for clicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11611722
So, next month?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11613580
What happened now?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2cOyrCMfhA

[Anonymous No.]

>>11613780
Yeah that is just bad bait, but any non drama whore who watches would call the clipper a cock gobbler so whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11613780
Don't give this faggot his views, you can already tell by looking at thumbnail

[Anonymous No.]

>>11613852
Is it really though. It's literally what she said, and it's something she's talked about before too.
It does kinda stink to see the faggot write about her hiring "highlighters" in the comments though. He likely genuinely doesn't mean himself since he seems to barely ever do anything Kiara related, but it still feels like a faggot selling dildos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11613780
Yeah thought it was this video. I love the comments, you can tell they haven't either watched her of paid attention to any growth she has shown lately. She's become far more comfortable lately, and this last stream had far more clippable moments than a single point of introspection because someone decided to sc her about the subject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11613933
No it is faggot shit, it was just her saying it sucks when fans leave. But people spend too long in their head, and have an essay about fixing girls they wanna vomit so use any weak moment as an excuse.

Kiara maintained over 2k on Tales streams somehow despite every debuff possible, she is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11614141
Yeah I guess that makes sense.
On the other hand shit like this might guilt trip more people into watching and I'm okay with anything that gives Kiara a viewership boost.

[Anonymous No.]

AYAME YOU CUNT PICK UP THE PHONE ALREADY
I WANT MY SHEDULE

[Anonymous No.]

What connections does Kiara have to wake up the lazy Oni?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11614538
Subaru loves her. Miko got inspired by her to reach out to Baelz for their collab.
I don't know who else Ayame has contact with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11613780
I can't stand this clipfaggot, he literally only clips dramabait from Kiara and makes her look whiny in the thumbnails.

Sure Kiara is at least 50% to blame for constantly self-pitying and blaring her schizo-tier insecurities to people who shouldn't be knowing about them, but in half the clips she's just talking neutrally about some stuff and this faggot makes it look like she's literally crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11614787
well it's not like anyone's watching his clips anyway but yeah clipfags are notoriously dogshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>11613780
Ahh... No wonder those cunts were sperging out in that other thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>11614787
Nigger not even both of his latest two Kiara clips aren't dramabait, I just skimmed through his latest videos and most of the Kiara ones are just dumb meme shit. He's still an unsourced/uncredited artwork faggot so still sub human though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11614538
Marine seems to be basically only one Ayame actually responds to

[Anonymous No.]

>>11613780
Kiara seems to have lost her passion to play her role in Hololive ever since she left Japan. She doesn't care about Takamori anymore, she sounds straight up annoyed when she streams, she keeps pointing out what hard work streaming ist and what girls who dare to send applications even think this is, etc. I just believe that Kiara doesn't enjoy being Kiara because her real life self couldn't accomplish a single dream of hers while Kiara has it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>11615539
Bruh.

[Anonymous No.]

Faggot is spamming that shit in global, but not getting enough (You)s for his liking

[Anonymous No.]

>>11615539
ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>11615539
I couldn't be bothered to check if this was an actual YT comment, but it did give me a chuckle

[Anonymous No.]

>>11615539
I keep seeing this. new copypasta template?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11615989
I saw a nice snappy shitpost version of it here >>11615436
>"Kiara is sad because Kiara is succesful unlike Kiara."

[Anonymous No.]

Did she say yesterday that there was no stream today? I don't remember her doing so but it seems to be the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kowkarot does netheronii arc clip
>Includes part where they say it is just for fun
Repeatedly based, the only clipper who will be kept alive after the purge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11616559
Don't forget what's his name that does all the hours long JP ""clips"".

[Anonymous No.]

>>11616545
No stream today and she's using it to record her song cover. No stream on Friday either to do test games for the EN Among Us collab with proximity VC mod. Otherwise she's streaming the rest of the week.

[Anonymous No.]

I need to start writing down cute or otherwise interesting moments in Kiara streams because I really have trouble remembering these things without someone bringing them up

[Anonymous No.]

>>11616063
i'm too used to fall guys copypasta and failing at registering any other ones

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1450102120003379201

[Anonymous No.]

>>11616947
Holy shit, she somehow got a collab with turbo autist Aqua. Maybe she can pull off an Ayame HoloTalk

[Anonymous No.]

>>11616947
Time to suit up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11616947
eh week, but Aqua and Wario

dont mind sims like some

[Anonymous No.]

>>11616681
I wonder how they'd set it up, like if they do multiple batches of practice games to accommodate different timezones

[Anonymous No.]

>>11613780
Eggs have been starving for material and this clipper serves up some bait on a platter. We're back to orange boards baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>11617052
Nta but ye Kiara said she's doing 2 practice rounds off stream and told the girls to attend at least 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11617064
Well only three threads so far. And I don't know if the other one is really an egg thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>11616947
Oh shit it was Aqua
All this time I thought it was Ayame

[Anonymous No.]

>>11617118
It could still have been Ayame and she used Aqua as a substitute after the oni didn't answer.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if she will keep up her takamori roleplaying with her sims, or if she's going to, just make another family to include council

[Anonymous No.]

>>11617048
Gonna be interesting to see waht she does with Sims, since it used to be pretty much just Takamori

[Anonymous No.]

>>11617196
I'm hoping for the latter. She said she managed to build too much pressure for herself when playing Sims so seeing her putting it on her schedule on her own makes me think of a fresh start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11617109
Kiara really is so considerate, can't imagine being an egg raging against chimkin

[Anonymous No.]

>>11617227
kill Mori in pool and fuck real reaper

[Anonymous No.]

Ame convinced her that a VR cat wedding stream was unreasonable so she's coping with sims4. She is going to drop Mori and marry her cats in Sims. Screenshot this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11617658
I was just thinking earlier that if she was getting Ame's help, Hololive's #1 detective would let her know if it's cringe

[Anonymous No.]

wasnt there some new dlc for Sims some weeks ago, ?
ski trip maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>11617739
Pretty sure it's a dlc for more kinds of pets

[Anonymous No.]

>>11617866
fuck
someone stop the furry menace, dammend cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>11617412
They patched that out in Sims 3. Along with making it so kids at school MUST die in case of meteors.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey KFP, did you do your reps last week?
I remember a few here learning to cook, maybe some JP learners or artists here, how is your Kiara clip channel with sneeze compilations doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11618410
Doing my German reps, but I don't think I'll even be ready for A1 certification within the year

[Anonymous No.]

>>11618410
Is it bad to say that I started going back to church because of her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11618410
yes, poured a new floor and tucked my half of the pig away, waiting for the sausage now
dentists suck
t. oji

[Anonymous No.]

>>11618799
That’s based in it’s own right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11618799
Mostly incomprehensible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11616947
Nice. Only Minecraft seems like it’ll be a long stream so it’s good to see her taking it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11618410
Doing my cooking reps, I made a (hopefully) healthy pumpkin casserole

[Anonymous No.]

>>11619243
I think there's a kfp cooking tag on twitter run by the jpbros, you should post it (if you have pictures)

[Anonymous No.]

>>11618799
> Follows only talent to be officially excommunicated
> Starts going to church
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>11619874
WTF I'm anti Catholic now works are all that matter kids aren't even hot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11616947
Decent week but was hoping she'd take 2 break days. Her Saturday/Sunday seems packed asf, especially considering she needs to tard wrangle 10 of them to make sure proximity chat works.

I would be 100% okay if she dropped sims4 this week. Mostly because I never cared for that game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11616947
>Sims4
I thought she had some autistic meltdown about not wanting to play it anymore? Also how's she gonna deal with the Takamori situation in the game now?
>Wario Ware
Don't care
>Aqua
So it wasn't Ayame that ghosted her kek
>Therapeutic Fall Guys
She's depressed (again)...

[Anonymous No.]

>meido finally deletes some posts in the egg thread
>just some random ones
>not the doxes
What are they even not paid for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11619388
that is an interesting idea, but I would need to set up a twitter account first.
In the meantime, if I cook something I am proud of, and remember to take a photo, I might just post it here

[Anonymous No.]

>>11620202
All untrue. Take your (you) and go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11620202
>So it wasn't Ayame that ghosted her kek
My rrat is that it was Ayame, so she just spontaneously DMed Aqua as replacement.
2 reasons: First, if she did not have Holotalk this week, it would've been like a month without one with how loaded rest of October is. Second, Aqua mentioned that she never talked to Kiara before last Friday when touring MC server.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11620694
If this really is the case, I feel bad for Tenchou, that means she potentially has to do more work to prepare interview questions unless she's already got a set prepared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11620202
Take your meds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11620798
She prepares them throughout the week, though?

[Anonymous No.]

Kara has some cute femgosslings.

Like maybe beside Mori, I think she has the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11622066
I think she might actually have the most, she grooms they all hard unlike Mori. Male fan artists seem to mentally put up a little barrier probably to maintain gigs. The women just go nuts.

Once covid is over Kiara will be metoo'd for jet set meet and fucking them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11622066
source?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11622066
Kiara might actually constitute a trap for femgoslings at this point:
>Obviously more into girls than guys
>Started out shipbaiting Mori, in other words "taken"
>Now doesn't shipbait anymore
>does subtle GFE, acting super needy and loving
Girls could start watching her just to watch /u/ from afar and then find themselves falling for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11620798
She did not even start to collect those tho

[Anonymous No.]

this person has a really annoying baby voice and constantly complains about not getting enough attention

Worst vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>11622768
https://twitter.com/Kituskats/status/1450132116302270466?s=20

[Anonymous No.]

>>11616600
Mechanico? Him and kowkarot are the only good clippers

[Anonymous No.]

>>11622066
I think Mori has more in total but Kiara has more proportionally

[Anonymous No.]

>>11624329
Yeah Mechanico, he's based.
I also like Yuriko entirely because he's the only succesful Kiara clipper.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay kfp general how do we convince her that she needs to go to a therapist?
Not for her fucked up body, for her sugar glass mental health. No amount of money or love we shower her with can fix it because it's never gonna be enough if she mirrors her current position with her past experience.
She honestly needs professional help, I'm sorry but that's the truth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11625667
I honestly missed you guys popping in to shitpost, I thought Council had siphoned away all of the schizos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11625744
I'm sorry, just a little bit worried because she's a doomposting machine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11625667
therapy is a coin flip, you can get someone who genuinely helps or you can just get a shitter who acts like the people in these threads who just got into the job because they think they can fix people. Her starting to work out more consistently would unironically have a better chance of helping her mental health than rolling the dice on a therapist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11625667
Nice try, Dr. Freud

[Anonymous No.]

>>11625667
She as quick to recover than she is quick to go into another menhara episodes. There is no need for therapy, I just want to go to the next genki cycle. Quick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11591012
And lust!

[Anonymous No.]

Okay kfp general how do we convince her that she needs todo nude streams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11591188
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>11625888
Didn't she basically tell us that she already does stream naked pretty often?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11625667
Anon with her distrust of professionals a therapist would accomplish literally nothing. Even if we got her to go to a psychiatrist she'd probably skimp out on her meds and would end up just feeling worse due to taking tehm haphazardly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11625823
Does any of that sound healthy to you.

[Anonymous No.]

Well lads, looks like the suits are no longer required.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11626028
It's not about meds. I genuinely don't think she needs them. She just needs someone to unload all of the things she can't talk about onstream. Unironically having someone confidential to talk to is a fantastic help when you're cooped up in your own brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11626430
Space suits time

[Anonymous No.]

>>11625823
But the menhera cycles are more entertaining

[Anonymous No.]

Mostly agree with >>11626456. She might need meds if she has some undiagnosed disorder or something, but most of all, she needs someone impartial to whom she can vent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11626665
me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11626677
Yes, (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>11626665
Reminder that a life with Kiara would be non-stop self doubt with extreme bouts of clingy, over-the-top high maitanance episodes.
Pic related. I'll enjoy the GFE from afar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11626853
Not to mention her peerless ability to come up with rrats not even local schizos are capable of from seemingly nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

I finally took the time to listen back to the clipped part that created "drama" from last stream.
https://youtu.be/pU_nCvEq_Y4?t=8958
>The other day you talked about people who leave.
When was this other day? Someone has a timestamp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11627404
Probably those koreans doing military service, think there was a teacher before thay. Couple weeks back now

[Anonymous No.]

>>11627450
That's all? People are discussing numbers because of two people leaving?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11627518
No anon....THREE PEOPLE at least I think it was two going into the military. I remember tanks being brought up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11627518
How new you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11627404
This reminds me why I hate these type of superchats. You send them in a moment where they might fit, but she reads them much later and risk ruining the mood.

[Anonymous No.]

So anybody see kiaras tweet about her food? Looks tasty as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>11628066
It does look really good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11628066
Makes me wanna do my cooking reps but I'm way too lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11628168
I wonder when we are going to get another cooking stream. One with pumkins during haloween weak would be pretty nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>11627518
Kiara always makes a bit of a drama when someone SCs her about leaving in an attempt to get people to only SC her when they are coming back.

>>11628486
Anon... watch streams.
She will carve a pumpkin during Halloween week and then make pumpkin soup out of the leftovers. I'm not sure if the latter one be on stream but she mentioned the planned carving two or three times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11628486
>>11628652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0wTOodzAGU&t=27022s

[Anonymous No.]

>>11628652
Aren't pumpkins that are good for carving bad for consumption?

[Anonymous No.]

here she's talking about the pumpkin carving /cooking stream
https://youtu.be/x0wTOodzAGU?t=7518

[Anonymous No.]

>>11628761
I have no idea and most likely neither has Kiara.
She will use European pumpkins after all who knows how they compare to what would be considered a good carving or soup pumpkin in the US.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11613780
>clip clearly starts as her reading a comment/superchat asking about people losing interest
>comments are full of "what a whiny bitch how dare her complain about it!!!!"
>mfw clipfags can't watch the first 10 seconds before commenting
Sometimes i need to be remembered how fucking retarded youtube audience can be

[Anonymous No.]

>>11629465
I question if clipfags even watch clips. They just react to a title with what they feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11629465
Watching clips takes too much time.
Reading the title and thumbnail is the maximum amount of effort now. Get with the new meta.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11629656
And more than half of those comments are pretty much irrelevant.
Try new games- she is
Improve health - she is (kind of)
Don't be overpowering in collabs - she's pretty much there, and always adjust herself to her partner where possible
Numbers- literally only ever get discussed is some idiot scs her about leaving or some dumb crap.
Personality- if you can't handle the blunt straight forward German lass and her sense of humour. Then that's your loss.

[Anonymous No.]

I was browsing twitter and unironically said yaaassss out loud
Fuck you Kiara and Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>11613780
...the point of that message got lost both by Kiara and the clipnigger...

[Anonymous No.]

>>11605201
I dont need her to remember personally, she's learned a lot from KFP as a whole for whatever is after Hololive.
If I had a chance to put a ring on that finger though, I'd use it. But because that's impossible it's better to leave it as is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11630341
based kek kfshrimp brainwashing is working

[Anonymous No.]

lmao the clipnigger is begging for a job

you'll get /vt/take'd one day if you keep stirring like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>11590909
Orange woman bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>11631122
fuck that guy and his Clips they are click baity AF and not even good

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>11631122
the comments reads like one of those "how can we save her?" bait threads kek

but realistically all the changes she could do have been discussed to death already so no point in reviving old ideas she probably already concidered herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>11631261
orang suspiciously cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>11631216
clipnigger genocide when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11631122
Leave this stuff in the garbage please. Yes, I'm talking about the other thread >>11630719

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>11631444
Fuck, that scared me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11631444
spooky

[Anonymous No.]

>>11631444
I see I wont be sleeping tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>11631444
typing this from a stretcher

[Anonymous No.]

New thread when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11631444
2spoopy4me

[Anonymous No.]

>>11631331
Not a single person in that thread watched the clip its incredible lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

>>11631444
Am ghost!
Those digits are pretty perfect for that post ngl

[Anonymous No.]

>>11631122
I know what you need Tenchou, some no-drama highlights with cute thumbnails, please hire me, I know what I'm doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11631675
Kiara, quick, hire this man! He is on a mission to make you look good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11631675
Where do you guys even find these clippers ive never had one like that in my recommendations

[Anonymous No.]

>>11631675
Someone said something similar in Global, but IF Kiara went the route of hiring a clipper, it would be Nexat who did her and Mori's highlight reels, or Kowkarot like Amelia did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11631882
>these clippers
It's all the same guy

[Anonymous No.]

i just want 4chanx to support embedding of yt-clips. I don't link clippers and making soundposts or streamables for short snippets is too much work, I only make those when I have some stupid idea for a shitpost. also the views would go to the channel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11631889
Either Nexat or 春雨

[Anonymous No.]

>>11631889
Nexat is great he´d be the right choice

[Anonymous No.]

Nexat is busy with college and being DD

[Anonymous No.]

New thread in a few minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11631889
>>11632215
Nexat is inactive due to going to uni.
Have you guys been hibernating since last year? His channel has been mostly dormant for months.
Yukiko has cooled off since he mostly clipped TakaMori.
Pudding is very hit and miss.
The best current Kiara clipper is the gook who did the broken egg compilation. Puts in effort, provides Korean subtitles. For his last video he even got clips from several older streams so it seems he is moving into the Kowkarot direction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzIBNCAha04

[Anonymous No.]

>>11632832
huh i didnt know him thanks for spoonfeeding me anon have a chimkin as thanks

[Anonymous No.]

New thread up:
>>11633265
>>11633265
>>11633265

[Anonymous No.]

final thoughts

[Anonymous No.]

>>11633836
no thoughts, VOD watching time