Saving Matsuri General

[Anonymous No.]

/vt/, we can't just sit idly by as Matsuri keeps spiraling downward due to her menhera actions. She was once the bigger holos in early 2020. Now, she's nothing. We have to do something to save Matsuri from herself. What can we do to save her? I just can't let this keep happening.

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>>11468375
Matsuri should apologize to Luna for being a bad friend/lover. They were so cute together but Matuli had to menhera her way into being alone.

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>>11468375
The only thing that can save matuli is graduation, this isn't good for her mental health.

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>>11468537
>graduation
Is not enough, 自殺 is the true way out.

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>>11468375
Now she' hanging out with asian men? absolutely despicable. she needs to be taught a lesson on why white men are better.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder Matsuri will show you her panties if you ask.

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>>11468375
>Saving Matsuri General
no, this threads need to stop

[Anonymous No.]

You can't save someone from themselves, much less save someone who doesn't want to be saved. Matsuri is determined to be a walking menhera yab machine and there's nothing anyone can do to change that but herself. Put your time and energy to better use.

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I remember her at the peak of her popularity. She had so much potential. To see it wasted is such a waste.

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>>11469907
Imagine being Matsuri's manager.

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>>11468375
how do we save her bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11473181
we can't

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>>11472887
They've had to deal with much worse.
I think a real picture of her panties would be lesser than her making her character piss in to a jug.

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>>11469907
>Reminder Matsuri will show you her panties if you ask.
Why is she like this? No meme answers. I seriously want to know why she’s like this.

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>>11474665
>than her making her character piss in to a jug
But isn’t Matsuri most well-known for pissing herself? How is pissing in a jug more worse than that?

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>>11478097
I was actually going to bring that up, but it wasn't visual whereas the jug pissing was.
If Youtube was on its period, she'd probably have gotten banned for it.

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>>11468375
>/vt/, we can't just sit idly by
Yes we can. It's not the responsibility of her fans to protect her from herself.

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>>11472764
Look at the bright side, the lower her popularity gets the more likely she is to do porn.

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>>11468375
Funny how the only thing keeping her around is her status as a senior

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>>11470001
Holy fuck, this is a series of threads? I saw a thread like this a while ago and assumed this was the same one. OP ought to get a life

[Anonymous No.]

THE HAND

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>>11479002
Are you that heartless that you wouldn’t help someone in clear need of some help?

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>>11483898
Only Matsuri can save Matsuri, and Matsuri doesn't seem to want to save Matsuri.

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>>11486096
That’s an excuse to do nothing. We have the power to save Matsuri.

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>>11480804
She wishes Ricardo was her boyfriend.

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>>11478097
>>11478916
It was a visual gag and an actually funny fun at that.

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>>11490613
So how do you delete Apex Legends from the face of this Earth?

[Anonymous No.]

I refuse to save her. She told me go fuck off if I don't want to watch Apex.

She deserves getting screwed over her boxes and getting no signed card

[Anonymous No.]

You can't save Matsuri. She went from knowing that she was a menhera to openly embracing her mental illness.
I swear if Matsuri was born in the US she'll be traler trash, a single mother with at least 5 children from different men

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>>11498150
lol, you have a clip? that sounds hillarious

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>>11468375
I love to see this and the (Watamelon version) of my edit, everytime Matuli is mentioned.

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>>11500009
https://twitter.com/halllki/status/1449063304014360579

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>>11468375
>>11472764
Save her from what though? Can you recount important events that lead to Matsuri's current state.
I remember mid to late 2019 she and Fubuki were always collabing together and seemed like she was one of the top 10 most popular hololivers

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>>11496857
delet her sys32

[Anonymous No.]

If you want her to stop playing apex, stop watching apex streams, leave a dislike, cancel your membership if she's spamming that shit nonstop or making excuses to not stream other stuff. It also applies to her roommate, don't buy her fanbox.

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>>11468375
Why don't you donate to her some god damned money.
In mammon globalist new world order evil spirit criminal times.
She and the rest of Japan who have your back in Americanism, opposite of (((United Nations conspiracy kosher genocide)))

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>>11468375
It's too late, anon. There is nothing we can do anymore. What we need to do now is to save others from Matsuri.

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>>11476543
Im pretty sure that was an act like 99% of every other thing that comes out of a streamer mouth, anon

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>>11496057
i wis you were ricardo's gf

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>>11498453
>You can't save Matsuri.
We can save her. We just have to believe in her.

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When I started watching HoloJP and didnt know shit about any of the girls, Matsuri always creeped me out because her avatar looks like a blow up doll. How fitting.

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>>11468375
Unironically the only way to save her is becoming her boyfriens and trying to manipulate her

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>>11503514
Me too anonchama!

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>>11496689
Indeed it was. That's why I love her. I just wish she streamed more often. She is busy with other stuff sadly. Busy girl is busy.

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>>11468375
Every thread about matsuri needs menhera trigger posted in full

[Anonymous No.]

>>11510987
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>What can we do to save her
she is beyond saving

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>>11468375
It's the vtuber bubble, market is collapsing, nothing can save matsuri
When Aki was in free fall, she cried out and had fickle redditors flock to her for a few months before they too left

There are;
1, too many girls
2, not enough time to watch live or do reps while working
3, not enough money to go around

[Anonymous No.]

i can save her abe just needs to let me in

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>>11517114
Why is she always doing that

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>>11517996
being an attention whore
>hey hey look at me sending an akasupa rn

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>>11517114
kek

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>>11510987
>Be Matsuri
>Fall in love with a girl that likes dick
>Constantly rejected by her
>Cry on twitcasts and make such a huge drama to a point some people start hating your love interest because your menhera attacks
>Talk to a bartender
>Send a lot of marshmallows and superchats to him
>Get drunk and tell him you want him to be your big brother and take baths with you
>Get ignored and rejected by him
>Get completely outclassed by a tomboy with a sexy onee-san voice
>Meet a qt 3.14 pro apex player
>Actually get him to coach you
>The tournament is your chance to impress him and win him over
>End up tilting and your team ends 19/20 only because the other team was memeing with controllers
>Cry and suffer the whole time
>Met another qt in the after games, a spaghetti spilling weatherman
>You actually try to be seiso instead of the degenerate everyone is used to
>Have the time of your life
>He never calls you back
>Find a princess that loves you back
>She calls you when you were depressed after the apex shitshow
>She values and depends on you a lot
>When she gets sick instead of helping her you go back to confess your love to the dick loving girl
>Fall into an endless APEX obsession
>Your viewers tell you to bring some variety and that they are tired of APEX
>Instead of improving you take a break playing more APEX
>Return from break and keep on doing APEX streams
>Fans actually start leaving you
>Start to argue with antis on twitter to later delete everything
>Meanwhile your dick loving love interest is having the best time with a retarded australian
>Despite all of this you keep on streaming APEX, and it seems everything is going fine
>Then a Shark appears
>The Shark puts a trident in your ass and starts buttfucking you
>You start bleeding viewers
>You end up loving it and ask for Gen 5, Korone and Pekora to buttfuck you the next day
>Do a collab with a gook
>Despite being hyped up and having your fox senpai to help you, you still can't make over 5k
>That collab also brings a curse to this land
>get buttfucked in the next days by a detective with brain damage and an autistic reaper
>Boys and girls from all branches are having fun and teetee
>you're alone, playing APEX
>Eventually you decide to stop being an autist and join the minecraft server
>You can't even recognise some of your kouhais
>All of the girls except EN are playing Minecraft together
>EN girls are having collabs together and interacting with each other and her senpais
>All of the boys are playing among us together
>All of them are having fun
>You're alone, lamenting your existence on twitter and crying yourself to sleep
>There's a Yathzee tournament coming
>It's your chance to make a harem with all past love interests
>Dedicate a stream to practice it, alone.
>Tournament happens, you are doing fine
>Suddenly the princess appears, and she's on a warpath
>She utterly destroys your hopes and dreams
>At some point she feels bad about you and tries to throw, but still manages to buttfuck you
>Your dreams of a harem are dead
>Later because of this and much more, you start having menhera attacks and suicide bait on your alternate twitter account
>The menhera attacks are getting stronger, you end up trying to assault a squid in front of her fans
>FRUS TRA TION IS GETTING BIGGER
>You find your kouhais, a CEO, another menhera and a mom
>You want the mom
>BANG BANG BANG PULL MY MENHERA TRIGGER
>The CEO is trying to befriend you but you, as a good menhera, take this as a personal attack and ignore her
>Mommy turns you down politely
>You keep on screaming and attention whoring until you leave without saying goodbye
>Your fanbase is also full of menheras that pretend to be happy but use alternate accounts to have the menhera attacks
>You look for those accounts and reply to them, making some of them delete their accounts
>As the menhera attacks get worse, your roommate makes a stream
>Despite all the makeup and filters, your roommate can't hide her eyebags, a sign of someone who crearly cries herself to sleep
>In a bold claim, you go and say that if the fans don't like APEX they can go eat shit.
>Shortly after go into a break
>Your stalker, that for some reason you thought it was a good idea to make a mod in your channel, thinks that's because of your fanbase
>Your fanbase start to attack each other
>You have to come out and admit that a friend died so they stop fighting between each other
>Meanwhile the princess is having her birthday
>You prepared a cover that you promised months ago
>You retweet it SEVEN times
>You send an aka supacha
>She doesn't mention it
>Not a single holo acknowledges the video
>Have a menhera attack on your roommate account
>Your fans start pestering the princess because of your own stupidity
>Have to make an apology and explanation on your roommate account
>The princess finally acknowledges you
>But to this day she didn't like your video

[Anonymous No.]

>>11522164
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>11517114
Based

[Anonymous No.]

Realistically how long until she starts doing actual pornographic content on her roomate account. She is already teasing on that jp ppv page she has, its only gonna get more explicit.

>>11517114
Did kson say anything?

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>>11517996
donating or using her roommate account so she doesn't steal attention from anyone besides doxxfags?

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>>11469907
>pure white
Fucking gross. Stains or better.

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>>11522721
She said it's limited to cleavage and thighs for the moment and that she really wants to do swimsuit picture but not until she's "skinny to death". I'd say give her some weeks, maybe a month or two before she starts going all out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11524712
By this time next year she will have done actual porn for her ppv page. What happened to her, why is she like this.

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>>11468375
Wat will save her

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>>11525069
Her little brother.

[Anonymous No.]

1999
BIZARRE
SUMMERRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.]

>>11517114
oh come on
She actually enjoys the drama and humiliation doesn't she

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>>11496857
join the company and yab from the inside

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>>11519214
but that's orenji

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>>11468375
Matsuri is saved. Holy shit these threads worked. Her apex got decent number today

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>>11527137
There's nothing wrong with supporting fellow colleagues. What are you on about?

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>>11527807
They way Matsuri did it seem more of an attention whore, though.

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>>11529584
Well then please do tell me how should she support her publicly without being seen as an attention whore?

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>>11522164
>A CEO, another menhera and a mom

Who?

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>>11531669
Do it through Festival's account maybe

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>>11531787
Yeah nah. You will still call her an attention whore because your brain is fixated on hating her.

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>>11531775
>another menhera
I think she probably really wanted to fuck Hoshikawa if nothing else.

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>>11468375
send 50000 yen akaspa on her every stream

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>>11531905
>I hate one of my favorites now
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>11526480
>t. doesn't watch Matsuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11533696
I already do.

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>>11527772
>Her apex got decent number today
She got around 5k views. How did she do that?

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>>11468375
>We have to do something to save Matsuri from herself
Not possible, OP. You can't save someone from themselves. Just say your goodbyes and walk away.

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>>11531787
>derailing an entire stream by using your hololive account is less attention seeking than using your personal account only dramaniggers care about
ogey

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>>11541422
>derailing an entire stream
who's the real dramanigger here

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>>11540751
It's just worked. Over.

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>>11540751
maybe it's a combination of her attention whore SC, attracting viewers that wanna see if she was gonna comment about it, the fact she was streaming alone allowing her to interact more with chat

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>>11543225
>the fact she was streaming alone allowing her to interact more with chat
Chat is very possessive of Matsuri?

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>>11517114
timestamp?

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>>11510987
>>11522164
Here’s a more modern version:
>For years, tell all your fans you're a lonely virgin who was bullied in school for being fat in order to maximize simp bucks.
>Sexually harass your coworkers, but they don't mind that much because you're a self professed virgin loser who's just lonely and in need of physical contact and so are seen as mostly harmless.
>Some guy on twitter keeps telling people he made it with you so you freak out on your roommate account and tell everyone you haven't had a boyfriend in over 4 years, exposing your lie about being a virgin.
>Cry on stream while being princess carried to masters by predators in APEX.
>Spend hundreds of thousands of yen (several $1000) on akasupas for some random dude's youtube channel.
>Ask Coco for her Line contact info, only for her to respond, "Ew, gross".
>The drama with Haachama is some of the worst interpersonal drama in Hololive history only because you made it public in the most unprofessional way possible.
>Constantly flirt with male collab partners in front of your viewers, regularly telling them you'll send them nudes if they want them.
>Literally in the middle of saying "I haven't had a boyfriend for over four yea-" THE HAND appears. You make up the most obvious lie possible, but are still willing to needlessly worry your most loyal and gullible fans.
>Despite all of this, you're never once punished by Hololive management and instead are featured in more and more promotions, which probably only means one thing.
>People realize that guy on twitter from earlier in the year was probably telling the truth and was actually some guy she had a one night stand with.

Also, we'll never know for sure, but at this point is there any doubt that she's the reason why Kaoru had to leave?

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>>11541511
A hololive account sending a superchat would derail any other vtuber's stream, that isn't dramafagging

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>>11548954
Ehhhh Coco exchange line with her anon...

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>>11548954
>tell everyone you haven't had a boyfriend in over 4 years, exposing your lie about being a virgin.
Having a boyfriend doesn't automatically mean there was fucking happening, anon. It's not a requirement.

Now I'm not saying she isn't a virgin. I am saying logic in your statement is flawed.

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>>11548954
>Some guy on twitter keeps telling people he made it with you
What? Are you ok, anon?

>so you freak out on your roommate account and tell everyone you haven't had a boyfriend in over 4 years, exposing your lie about being a virgin.
I don't know man, she never said that she was a virgin. She even said that she had a few exes.

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>>11534322
Then maybe you should have a more positive view towards one of your favourites rather than accusing her of attention whoring

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>>11551157
I'm not the guy who wrote this

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>>11549908
>>11550309
>>11550924
it's a repost from >>11050669

[Anonymous No.]

>>11548954
Update: she admits she went to love hotel, so the whole virgin thing went down the drain completely

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>>11553492
>goes to a love hotel
>with girls
thats hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>11517114
>>11548517
timestamp is 51:22 for anyone wondering

[Anonymous No.]

The most surprising thing wasn't that Matsuri isn't a virgin. It's that she was able to keep a relationship long enough to reach boyfriend status.
Any sane man would just pump and dumped her, like the dude who got his menhera sex night

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>>11468375
what happened to Lyger? he stopped posting matsuri content around the time of the "home invader" incident

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>>11553719
It really is.

[Anonymous No.]

Are the rrats about her abusing her little brother true?

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>>11517192
She probably still has the safety net of Hololive, they aren’t rushing out JP7 or even 6 at all. Or even ID3, and she’s still respected due to seniority.

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>Are the rrats about her abusing her little brother true?

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>>11560029
>She probably still has the safety net of Hololive,
She did start conflict with other members though.

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>>11559007
>Are the rrats about her abusing her little brother true?
I never heard about that but its hot

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>>11557055
I'm just replying to myself. It's cringe, but the thread need bumping.

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>>11559007
I can imagine his brother moving to another place, and just casually Matsuri announcing she has to take a rest because of some sickness.

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>>11501819
She's literally encouraging stalking though. Act or not, that's fucking dangerous and stupid and something only a certified menhera would do.