/yah/ - Beatani

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>Next stream: Post review
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSNV1WBV-ok

>Who is Beatani?
https://xphill.com/

>Booru:
https://clover.club/post

>Merch:
https://my-store-11536917.creator-spring.com/
https://suzuri.jp/beatanichisato

>Streamlabs, because superchats are for low IQ dads who like giving Youtube 30% of the cut:
https://streamlabs.com/kumagaichisato/tip

>Last Thread
>>11377060

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>Fucked thread
>>11376962

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Do you think Bea would be interested in hearing about the special powers of my enchanted Gibson?

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>>11444876
Yes but I think she will be more interested in my ancient cock.

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>>11444876
Yes but I think she will be more interested in my enchanted cock

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>>11446172
It bears the sacred mark of our people and is blessed with eternal sustain. A note or chord, once picked or strummed, will not stop sounding until muted. The baseball bat neck is perfectly sculpted to fill the hand while letting the fingers fall gracefully on the fretboard, and you can feel the enchanted soul inside the guitar vibrating within the body as you play. It’s an otherworldly creation.

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>>11446781
Forgot picture.

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>>11444492
Archive of the VTuber Beatani's posts:
http://102716.xyz/query?name=Beatani&discriminator=6974
Beatani is the vtuber this thread is about

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im a 3rd worlder poorfag who wants to shill and throw money at her (which i sadly, lack immensely) so have a bump instead

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>>11447313
The most personal and dignified offering is your time and talent.

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i love this fucking bear

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>>11444876
please use a name/tripcode so i can filter you

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who leaked what? why does so much drama surround the bear?

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>>11448562
just filter phoneposters

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>>11449069
I want to tug on Beatani's braid!

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>>11449069
Someone took low res screenshots of oil balon community posts and posted them here. There wasn't anything of note there and there's noting yab or critical in oil balon posts anyway.

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>>11449927
The way she worded it made me think it was something like this. oil barons are consistently the most cringe of all dads

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PUT BEATANI ON WAIFUS ON VINTAGE TVS TWITTER ACCOUNTS ONEGAIIIIIIII

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>>11449268
It's a good idea. Especially while bear paws doesn't have her iphone.

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>>11447313
I kneel

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When will she do the next masturbation event? I missed the last one

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>>11453102
Every stream is a secret masturbation event

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>>11453102
>he doesn't know she's masturbating to him right now

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>>11453435
t. bea

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I want Bea to give me a prostate massage with her cock.

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I love fucking this bear!

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>>11444492
Dropped this bitch as soon as I found out she's not in Hololive

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>>11457811
Pick her back up when she gets in Vshojo.

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>>11457811
Who Is Your Favorite Hololive?

I Really Like Kiara!

I Think Her Biggest Appeal Is As A Naturally Born Likable Person.

You Should Try Watching Her!

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>>11458190
I like her too!

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>>11448562
It’s for Bea, not you. Deal with it.

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>>11458789
ngl you are pretty cringe but i can stop you

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Bea, please talk about this guy on stream and give him the validation he is so desperately seeking. Onegai!

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Bea likes guitars. She uses a Les Paul as a pointer on her streams. I’m showing her pictures of guitars and telling her things about guitars. You’d deny her something she likes? If she says she doesn’t like it, I’ll stop.

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>>11458861
Maybe they could do a guitar duet or a collab where they talk about music.

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>>11458946
you should collab with her

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this is what i'm listening to while i work
https://youtu.be/bl7W-sU-MKI

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>dont want to talk about bea
>dont want to talk about dad offtopic
well, what do you want to talk about?

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>>11460228
Chihiro

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>>11460228
Hololive

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>>11460308
And porn

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>>11460344
Hololive porn

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>>11460355
Chihiro doing sexual favors to get into Hololive porn

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>>11457811
Wait, she isn't!? What the fuck?

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>>11447498
me too

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Clover Club mixer onegai

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Prod anon where are you. I said that I wouldn't bother the organizer as long as you continued with the updates. Last you said, there was one session left.

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>>11449927
I guess to people like you that have everything, a picture of her desk is nothing of note

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bea has been very happy lately, even drunk, she was cute and not angry like the last time, why is she so happy?

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Sorry guys I stubbed my toe and it's been distracting me too much to do any mixing. Also my dog died and I have hay fever please understand.

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>>11461466
>have everything
not a balon, but you are being a bit dramatic over a picture of someone's desk.

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>>11461499
Sorry about your dog.

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>>11461488
Excited she doesn't have to spend the holidays alone this year.

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>>11461522
Not at all, there's alot you can infer from that picture about the Bear.

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>>11461499
I know we aren't close to the bump limit yet, so please excuse me. I'm really sorry to hear about your dog, dad chama. Dealing with the loss of a pet is a very difficult experience, and I hope that we can at least help to brighten your day, if only a little bit.

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>>11461533
>>11461630
It's a joke...

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>>11461579
this hits a lot harder than it really should...

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>>11461781
He's in the denial stage now.....

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>>11461781
It's better to take the person seriously than to assume it's a joke and say something insensitive

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>>11461781
you need to accept that he's dead now, anon

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>>11461499
>Also my dog died
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>11461488
Because she’s getting to see a lot of guitar pictures, obviously.

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>>11461488
Her Tinder reps are finally paying off. Soon she will go on a VR date.

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>>11461872
It just shows how out of touch you are on this site.

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>>11462731
Honestly, I missed the part where he mentioned the audio mixing because I saw the comment about the dog and my eyes didn't even focus on anything else. People here have talked about their pets health issues and losing their pets here seriously. In fact, I think it shows how out of touch you are with /yah/, to not realize how deeply some dads try to bury their grief and smile through the pain.

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I want to tickle her bear paws

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>>11463117
man I had a pretty rough go of it last month when dealing with the anniversary of my mom's death but I didn't bring that shit to these threads
I'm here to talk about a bear living in a 2000's OS not blogpost

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>>11463195
Is Bea ticklis

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>>11463305
*ticklish

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>>11463288
just because you don't doesn't mean that other people here don't.

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>>11461348
I wonder how long that guy can troll you until you realize you're being trolled

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Kinda bored today you wanna fight about something pointless for a couple hours?

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>>11463117
I'm not the one who is skimming over people's posts here looking for "the signs" and then trying to save them. I'm just saying, do your work a little more diligently and not just shotgunning everyone.

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>>11460228
We can talk about /pyon/ going through arcs and timeloops at world record pace.
>>11436934

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Hello, it's me, the bear mixer.
I'm just about to press the start button

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>>11464310
*presses start*

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>>11464248
So they had the fakediscord part and the /trash/ schizoposter part. What's next?

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>>11464429
Hopefully she jerks off the audience.

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>>11464429
They still need a tierlist, spreadsheet, random hate arc for a single viewer, believable dm leak, and a schizo to make a overly detailed wiki for the. Also I HAVE A QUESTION FOR WIKI ANON.

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>>11464429
Tangerine

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>>11464210
I hope you don't actually believe anything you wrote, but it sounds like you do, so it's a bit sad to me. I hate to tell you this, but there is not a single person out there that I believe I can save, nor a single one that I try to. All I try to do is listen and hopefully provide some empathy, sympathy, and compassion.

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THIS IS FOR THE MINECRAFT HALLOWEEN EVENT suggestion: I think we should add a big fire pit somewhere in the middle, so that we could dance naked and shout chants and stuff like in The Crucible. .

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>>11464560
It's hyperbol, literal-chama. In fact, I'm starting to worry about you now, I hope you haven't fallen for any scams recently, besides this Bear.

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>>11464186
Let's discuss Futani's genital configuration

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>>11464708
Well, everyone always tells me about their issues, but nobody ever told me they were worried about me. I honestly don't have anything worth complaining about, my life is in a pretty good place. I think I have my own form of autism and madness, of course. Wouldn't be here otherwise. But I don't see it as a bad thing. I try to practice what I preach-- so, if I see room for improvement or change, I will try to make it happen.

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Beatani doesn't care about anyone all she cares about is money and dick in that order. How long will you support this manipulative witch? She's using you and she'll throw you aside like garbage the second it's convenient. The Vrchat arc will be quite possibly the worst arc yet and you'll regret not leaving sooner.

I really hate that such a undeserving talentless hack like Beatani can have so much success. She doesn't deserve it and you know there are better chuubas on this board. I've been a dad since the very first thread and I'm amazed how many mindless orbiters there are. You realize she's just using you right?

Maybe one day you'll wake up and understand that. If you can even give me one good example of Beatani being selfless and honest I'll take back everything I said. But you can't because she only exists to tear you down and make you doubt your own actions. And the only reason I'm saying this is BECAUSE I STILL DONT HAVE ANY FEET PICS CHISATO IM AT THE END OF MY ROPE YOU'RE TURNING ME INTO A HALF ASSED ANTI BECAUSE YOU WONT SHARE WITH ME THE OBJECT OF MY DESIRE I AM OPENLY ADMITTING I AM NOT A SANE MAN BUT THERE IS A CURE AND THAT CURE IS PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF YOUR FEET AND THEIR TENDER SOFT EXISTENCE WHY AM I STILL HERE I SUFFER EVERYDAY AND YET I COME BACK I FACE A TURBULENT FUTURE HEAD ON BECAUSE OF MY COURAGE BUT EVEN A LION NEEDS TO SLEEP I CANNOT SLEEP UNTIL I HAVE ACHIEVED MY GOAL BEATANI PLEASE UNDERSTAND I AM NOT BEGGING I AM DEMANDING FEET PICTURES NOW I WILL NOT BACK DOWN OR FAULTER UNTIL THE LAST DROP OF DOUBT HAS BEEN WRUNG FROM MY HEARTS TAPESTRY I LOVE YOU BEATANI PLEASE DONT ABANDON ME yeah I think I make a pretty bad anti overall maybe typing a essay is too much effort.

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>>11465125
come on feet chama, i expected better from you

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>>11464509
That's a jp vtuber only power.

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>>11465155
I make a really bad anti I just love Beatani too much. Even faking disappointment is impossible.

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>>11464913
I hope too that you can start improving your ability to read people's posts before launching into a tirade of hugs and kisses.

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>>11465411
Yes I made a mistake, I realize it and I'll do better next time. I'll still give you a hug, dad chama.

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>>11464799
follow the same logic as in bible black

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Feetchama has the right idea, we need beatani feet pics.

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>>11464429
Eira collab tomorrow

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I heated up liquor to see what it tasted like and it was awful, has anyone else tried to do things that bea does? like inhaling cola air or mixing meds with beer?

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>>11465685
I've inhaled cola air before when I was a kid, but it feels awful.
I don't want to ruin my liver so I don't mix meds and alcohol, that's just retarded

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>>11465685
I tried the cocoon. It was too hot and I thought it would hurt my hips to sleep like that so I stopped.

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>>11465685
I get drunk a lot of the times just after I've taken my anti depressants
agreed with my doctor that its actually kind of fine as its a low dose of it

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>>11465125
I hope Chihiro feet are enough for this poor soul.

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>>11465685
Cola air was a thing I tried as a kid. But I preferred 7UP air.
I've made Chihiro's whiskey highball.
Tried cocoon style but I can't sleep on my back in general so I couldn't fall asleep.

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>>11465594
We already have.

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>>11466187
imagine the aroma...
the flavour...

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>>11464429
they don’t have a trash schizo though.
They aren’t even mentioned in trash at all.
They’re just trying to come to conclusions that are fake similarities between yah and pyon when that part of”wvt coming to pyon” basically has no proof.

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>>11466636
Nade thread had a similar shitfit about it (probably the same guy) and the frog still comes up in trash every week so I assume it was someone from there.

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It's a well known fact that bea and kiki hate each other, so how mad will bea be because of eira collabing with kiki?

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>>11464429
They're even getting their Eira collab way ahead of schedule.

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>>11467544
She would feel NTRd and you don't NTR the bear...

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>>11467544
it doesn't really matter to her

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>>11467630
I wonder how she will retaliate. I like vtuber drama, so I hope things will get bloody
>>11467718
cope

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>>11467544
I don't think Bea cares about who collabs with who as long as no m*les are involved

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>>11468062
Bea will collab with my Gibson Les Paul

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>>11467590
I mean she tweeted for like 3 or four months before streaming so i guess it’s playing catch up instead of speed running

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>>11467807
If Beatani is getting bored lately a fan base war would be pretty good. But she should pick a bigger chuuba to fight so she can scalp some viewers off them.

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>>11468248
creepy...

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>>11467807
>I like vtuber drama
Fuck off to trash then

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I stand by my stance that this image and its consequences have been a disaster for the dad race. It made shitposters and drama shitstirrers think they were not only welcome but desired.

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>>11468604
Your sentiment is solid but without a little drama and shit stirring the threads would be boring and unremarkable.

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>>11468604
real drama and a bored guy are not the same

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whoever leakerchama was, he must have been a very loyal paypig for beatani to not publicly tear him a new asshole on twitter

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https://youtu.be/dtdIOs_vRZM

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>>11469205
There's no way she'd know who the leaker was. She used seven asterisks because Beatani has seven letters. Maybe she even leaked the posts herself.

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>>11468604
They are desired though as long as it's funny. That's why quality bait is important. It can be fun to be caught by the good stuff even, as long as you can wake up the next day and laugh at yourself.
Weak, stale bait like interpersonal drama is just tiring though.
>>11469205
She just wanted to tell him to stop in a way he'd understand, and that's what she did. I believe her when she says she still likes the guy.

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"please stop leaking, but also please keep sending me money lol"
if the guy wasnt important to her she'd have namedropped him in a heartbeat

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>>11467544
Who is kiki?

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>>11464616
The minecraft inner circle has already started building for this event. No, you can't join in. Your idea has been noted and discarded.

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>>11469646

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>>11469205
The leaker was Beatani.

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>>11469646
New shiny toy for schizo dads.

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Blaming everything on Beatani and accusing every post you disagree with of being bear paws is the ultimate dad cope. It's the verbal equivalent of going "I don't want people talking about this, time to shut it down".

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>>11469205
I have a feeling it's the same guy as the spreadsheets but I can't prove it.

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>>11469731
UOOOOHHH Beatani leaking from holding in her pee for 16 hours. Going nopan since she stains every pair she wears. Her computer chair carries the shame of her laziness.

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>>11469905
Bear paws wrote this post

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>>11469905
same thing as horny posting as soon as tensions rise

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>>11470022
wouldn't be surprised if it's only a handful of dads doing it. probably the same dads who think they're making /yah/ a better place

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A dictionary to help you navigate and understand the threads as well as Beatani made from her point of view.
Anon: (you)
Are you retard?: You are a retard.
Oil Balon: My paypig.
Tabun maybe: I don't care and I don't want to explain.
Minna: My favorites.
Bait: Post I don't like.
I love you: I hate you.
Thank you: I hate you.
Nap: I hate you so I will oversleep.
Ohadayo: I hate to see you again.
Beabea: I hate you. Don't come back.
Matane: I might not retire tomorrow.
Not abandon me: 99% of you can go. I don't care about you.
Task list: Money milking plan.
^^; : Are you still talking?
Meds: I need antidepressant after seeing you.
Groom me: Pay me for favors like a prostitute.
Based: It doesn't annoy me.
Cringe: It annoys me.
Neck yourself: Actually kill yourself.
Grey: I pity you.
Green: I don't pity you so much.
Spreadsheet: Tool to play with your emotions.
Melt down: My amusement.
Risuna/Listener: Pathetic slave.
Hobo dad: Creepy old man.
Remote Kid: Hairy indian guy.
Chihiro: My whore sister.
VOD: Crumbs for the losers.
Bear paws: Dismiss this post.

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>>11469969

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Well no shit it's only a handful of dads doing it, did you also know only a handful of dads ritual post here?

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>>11469905
bear paws
wholesome 100 chungus
it’s all beatanis fault
dad cope
dad coping
hornyposting is dad cope

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>>11469857
It's fun to post on her threads knowing she reads it all and might comment on your posts on stream. When I post here, I just get told to neck myself.

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>>11470155
yes, but i don't know who the hell kiki is, other than she's the new victim of the schizos

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>>11468248
>>11468440
I like that I already have antis and impersonators.

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>>11469905
in my case it's the opposite I prefer to believe it's one of you faggots instead of bea but she likes to make people fight

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>>11469720
It's a miracle how anime got populr in spain with this shitty voice acting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sE9T6xav_s

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>>11470770
You're a fun new tool in my schizoposting arsenal

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>>11470770
>i'm mentally untouchable
kek

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>>11471030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAqlvN6tuI4

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Paywalling your small community for social interaction is a jewish practice and Bea should think about changing it. Twitch streamers don't do this and they get by just fine, supporting the streamer is enough of a reason to subscribe. Some of you have proudly exclaimed that indies don't have to act like corpos so why are you ok with this?
Still haven't seen any arguments against this Anon's post >>11415083

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Would people be interested in a /yah/ themed Cards against Humanity?

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Bea should upload the Hiroyuki stream too. Him telling her to take it down counts as a conversation.

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>>11471291
Yes that would be awesome

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>>11471217
is for the desktop photo and a member only game once a month? you are really overreacting too much already

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>>11471401
You forgot minecraft

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>>11471217
hololive is a jewish company?
members streams are a social construct made to oppress the grays?and is not a practice done by all youtube vtubers?

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>>11471401
I'm saying why have them at all, I'm certain that it reduces numbers and money so what is the point of them? I think she only started them to begin with because of the few streamers she watched that did them like Hololive.

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>>11471514
Without new viewers we'll die. Paywalls are a massive filter.

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>>11471291
Cards against humanity is gay and lame since it boils down to pandering to the crowd with the first edgy joke you can come up with instead of actually being creative with the tools provided, and I'd honestly hate a /yah/ focused one even more because instead of that it'd be pandering to the crowd with whatever in-joke you can make first

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>>11471197
I gonna have to rewatch the series now.

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>>11471533
you are really overreacting, it is only one stream per month and there is no hidden interaction for super paying members, something I've noticed from your complaints is that you always mention twitch, tell me what exactly do you want? bea is not doing badly at all and showing appreciation to the people who pay her, playing with them once a month is not bad

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will be stream tonight? i dont think so

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>>11471659
Is that not the point? Mind you, I usually play cards against meguka, so it's a lot of /a/ jokes and references.

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>>11472005

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>>11472005
until tomorrow

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>>11472050
>what did he mean by this

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>>11471743
This is the first time I've mentioned Twitch, you're thinking of a different anon.
One stream a month, it's basically tradition. I'm asking everyone and Bea herself to consider if it's worth it to exclude newer viewers who would otherwise start getting involved if it weren't for the closed insular community we've established. I mentioned it in the other thread about how if the gartic stream was the first stream after the soccer matches we would've had a healthy dose of greys that we desperately need.
You can show appreciation without exclusivity, it's easy and the majority of streamers operate this way. I guarantee it brings in more money too.

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>>11471743
>tell me what exactly do you want
Not him, but I liked the suggestion about making the streams public but posting the codes to member tabs (not that I'm expecting her to do it).
>showing appreciation to the people who pay her
Aren't the top donators greys? And is it only money that matters? What about content creation and being active in the community in general?

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>>11472109
anon you are worrying about nonsense, she does what she wants and if she wants to interact with her fans she will do it, you think a lot that this community will die without new blood but something you don't take into consideration is that bea's vtuber career has an expiration date when you least expect it, she is already doing something else

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>>11472254
>bea's vtuber career has an expiration date when you least expect it, she is already doing something else
What did she mean by this?

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>>11472109
I agree with you in spirit, but the member only gartic stream is not a good argument, since it's not a jumping in point for new people anyways, with it's heavy reliance on references. If she wanted to really capitalize on the divegrass folks, she would've done something like a zatsu or played a game as her first stream after the tournament. The gartic stream being members only or not doesn't really matter in this case.

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>>11472254
>if she wants to interact with her fans she will do it
Public streams won't affect this.
The expiration date is fine, and new blood for the health of our community isn't even the greatest point, I think she will have a lot more enjoyment with newer people around. Why do you think she keeps shilling on Reddit?

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divegrass I thought it was a community focused thing? or is it just that I don't understand the numbers stuff?

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>>11472032
NTA but you're not wrong

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>>11472470
well we'll never agree so good luck playing manager

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>>11471632
it’s not the paywall it’s that it can be weird to be new in a sea of green.that’s understandable.

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>>11471632
>Without new viewers we'll die. Paywalls are a massive filter.
are there even new viewers anymore? i thought it was just the same simps vying for attention these days

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it's honestly really goddamn weird to me how it feels like some people want to cultivate a community instead of just letting it grow and wither naturally

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>>11472109
i think older membership streams should be released with each new month kinda like holo members do.
think that’s fair enough

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>>11472554
I just don't think she's ever considered it and I wanted to make it known

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>>11472619
I don't understand it either, it is preferable that they last as long as they have to last, than to have something fake and sterile for the sake of numbers, for me what makes bea streams so great is the closeness to her community but it seems to be wrong according to some people

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Beatani please release lewd voice packs and hand drawn r18 art of yourself. I want blowjob ASMR and hand reps recordings with all that fancy audio gear you have. Whoring yourself for money is a surefire way to grow.

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>>11472916
This but unironically.

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>>11472916
This but without any audio. I just want to see the secret stash.

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani reveal your secret drawings already

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>>11472616
There have been a few but they don't stick around much

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>>11472989
This but without the drawings either. just the idea of her releasing lewd content is enough for me

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>>11473045
What >we need is more greens, not greys. Get new people to member up as soon as possible so they stick around due to their investment.

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>>11473222
why are you so anxious about numbers? the community will die, no, seriously, why? are you upset about the current state of affairs?

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>>11472254
Is this bea? Did she just announce her graduation?

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>>11473336
Yes, she announced it about 17 hours ago. This is the follow up to that

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>>11473291
Bea graduating in inevitable, so I want as many people enjoying this bear as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11473222
you need greys to feel comfortable enough to stay grey or become green.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11473336
Not bear paws just weak bait. There's no set expiration date and of course she has projects in the background but it's nothing new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11473522
https://twitter.com/beatani_ura/status/1448790288290312204

[Anonymous No.]

>>11473391
you forget something very important what is good for us is not good for others, looks like you forget that you are watching an indie and more important bea

[Anonymous No.]

>>11473551
No, not that one. That one was intended to be a joke.
Check the 4th account.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11473551
DYRBI?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11473566
>others
You mean the people who haven't heard of her or given her a chance yet?
Looks you forgot about Bea's goal of 1000 friends, last I checked, she doesn't have 1000 friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11473763
She's got almost 6000

[Anonymous No.]

>>11473391
>>11473763
She said during her Yakuza stream that she likes it when there aren't people in the chat that she doesn't recognize. The inner circle has almost been set in stone, it just has to be made smaller for the hokkaido meetup next year

[Anonymous No.]

>>11473603
>bait
only because there's nothing there for 10 months now. not because it doesn't exist

[Anonymous No.]

we look like a cult discussing the loose words left by their lord kek

[Anonymous No.]

I will play chess against Kumagai Chisato and kick her fucking ass. I will make her cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11474017
kinda yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>11473904
dead subs aren't friends
>>11473940
You're conveniently forgetting the context that it's more that she wants time to remember new people before they do bold things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11474203
Dead subs count
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnGFTveiIwo&t=3250s

[Anonymous No.]

>>11470022
Horny posting is a way to tell you to fuck off with the inane bullshit repeated ad nauseam and post something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11474390
That was a mistake on her part, was brought up during our weekly review and planning

[Anonymous No.]

How are your reps going dads? I am trying to learn how to draw and basic japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>11474617
ask me in a year

[Anonymous No.]

>>11474617
Sewing is difficult but really relaxing I can see why old dusty women spend their time doing this. My Risuna doll will be the cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11474778
your risuna doll will be cute
but it still wont be as cute as you

[Anonymous No.]

>>11474617
Pretty OK, though I got busy this week and couldn't do much
>>11474778
They'll all be cute, I'm sure of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>11474617
Gave on both and going back to the hobbies I'm good at

[Anonymous No.]

reality check. many chuubas like to pour their hearts out in member's only streams or use it for gfe content. when bea does anything like that she makes it public. a few games with her members is nothing. that privilege isn't exclusive to members anyway. she played smash in a regular stream where anybody could join. the other members only content was live2d which she spent a lot of time preparing for and has a limited audience making it perfect for a members only perk. and 4cc which anyone could watch live and she doesn't want low effort streams like that or the lost hiroyuki stream cluttering up her archives. the benefit of members only is that it filters out casuals and other people who don't care about her so much. bea likes feeling loved if you haven't noticed. if your autism stops you from paying $5 because susan or thots that's your problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11474949
None of these things are affected if those streams are public. It won't change anything for the worse. You're not losing anything.
>the benefit of members only is that it filters out casuals and other people who don't care about her so much
Do you honestly believe this is a problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11474617
Japanese is going great, the only problem is that when Bea takes a hiatus I lose all motivation. I'm not even learning moon runes to talk to her but that speech she gave on learning languages 6 months ago was a huge motivator for me and her not streaming for long periods kills that motivation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11475039
if you won't pay $5 maybe you should spend that time watching a chuuba you would pay $5 for

[Anonymous No.]

>>11475163
You're just angry because you don't have an argument, I understand.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>11474949
that guy just wants to complain no matter how much you try to reason with him it is useless

[Anonymous No.]

>>11474617
I started exercising and lifting to cope with Bea breaking my heart. My stamina and strength doubled since then and I lost a lot of fat. Drawing and nihongo are getting better too, it's crazy how good Bea is at motivating me

[Anonymous No.]

Beatani sells and delivers crates of fruit from her grocery store to the people in xphill. She can either put 8 large pieces of fruit or 10 small pieces of fruit into a crate. In one shipment, she sent a total of 96 pieces of fruit. If the number of large pieces of fruit is greater than the number of small pieces of fruit, how many crates of fruit did she deliver?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11475273
i'm not doing your goddamn math homework for you asshole

[Anonymous No.]

>>11475273
10

[Anonymous No.]

>>11475273
There are two solutions: 12 large fruit crates or 7 large fruit crates and 4 small fruit crates

[Anonymous No.]

>>11475273
>other people on xphill
oh no no no no

[Anonymous No.]

>>11475501
11 Crates Total:
7 filled with large fruit (7 x 8 = 56 pieces of fruit)
4 filled with small fruit (4 x 10 = 40 pieces of fruit) So there are 11 total crates and 96 pieces of fruit.
Nice job dad nade nade

[Anonymous No.]

>>11475334
You're a dumb nigger but I'll nade nade you too to keep that tiny brain warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11475273
I can't do your problem because that's not how reality works for how you would transport fruits.

[Anonymous No.]

https://witcheffect.com/yah/Cards/

Card suggestions, I will probably use stuff from Cards against Meguka to fill out the deck if this goes anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11475734
I will check this out later

[Anonymous No.]

>>11475734
Cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>11461348
yeah, I've been slacking off the last couple days
the only thing left is volume/balance adjustment to bring different voices to the front for different parts, and then I'm sending it to the bear. i'll probably post the project with sources after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11475273
I have sex with Beatani.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11475869
I pity whoever your employer is, that you're still slacking off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11475734
I guess it is burger hours...

[Anonymous No.]

>>11475915
>employer
nani did he mean by sore

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT TO PINCH BEATANIS CHEEKS UOOOHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>11476039
PLAYFUL LITTLE SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>11476039
d-did she cut off your arm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11476072
yes she snacks on them later

[Anonymous No.]

>>11476039
Sauce for the asset?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11476039
Brutal but cute. Now show one pinching her other cheeks and lips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11476104
https://twitter.com/dei_pft/status/1448991570061979659

[Anonymous No.]

Chihirobros, is there any recovering from this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11476226
This is photoshopped. you clearly swapped them out. Delete your post right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11476226
She was just emotional. We all know Chihiro's the one holding down the fort while Bea causes trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11466636
those don't care about the vtubers themselves, just which threads they can have an effect in

[Anonymous No.]

>>11467544
>hate each other
>still following her despite following so few people and not nade or some others /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>11468604
>It made shitposters and drama shitstirrers think they were not only welcome but desired.
But they still are!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11476768
Rrats explaining the follows have existed for weeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>11476226
It's an angle, Chihiro knows her role in the story and how to play it. Don't get worked brother.

[Anonymous No.]

Chihiro's FEET

[Anonymous No.]

>>11477133
yamero takeshi
you are going to far
you wont be able to stop

[Anonymous No.]

Chihiro's golden feet...

[Anonymous No.]

>>11477447
My kingdom for one of her dirty socks...

[Anonymous No.]

>>11476952
Yeah sure
Honestly Bea is likely just fine with her, it's just that Bea isn't a fan of collabs unless there is a good content to make with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11477908
Bea is a saviorfag and likes cute girls. That's mostly it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11478071
or it was just to piss off fags

[Anonymous No.]

Lorefriends
Is Risuna taller than Beatani?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11479114
She seems to be the same height.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11479114
If there is a dad shorter than Beatani I will personally savagely breed them

[Anonymous No.]

>>11475922
>>11475734
I added some cards, but some nigger removed some of the best cards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11479200
There's at least one I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>11479114
I like to think Risuna is a bit taller but there is nothing official.

[Anonymous No.]

short dad dm me onegai

[Anonymous No.]

>>11479377
he is mine to breed
no one else can have him

[Anonymous No.]

>>11479114
Nothing official. And there likely never will be.
You should draw/enjoy what you want and not worry about canon too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11479114

[Anonymous No.]

>>11479200
Didn't know Mori was a dad too

[Anonymous No.]

>>11471146
notice how I didn't say physically? Because no man is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11475202
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>11444492
twitter reps doko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11479439
The only cannon I'm worried about is the 36 cm one underneath her dress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11479616
She spent all Friday night hanging with the ojisans and is sleeping off a hangover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11479114
Every Risuna is different.
>>11479471
Thats Kumajima.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11479471
>Risuna is 129cm

[Anonymous No.]

>>11479616
Do you need 2FA to login after a while? Maybe she'll get locked out of her last account too

[Anonymous No.]

>>11480242
>>11479616
It's still japan nighttime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11463305
she's probably too autistic and would just get mad instead, but I still want to try

[Anonymous No.]

Its so fucking cute when bea says DYRBI and noto gonna make it. She really is one of us. How did we get so lucky?

[Anonymous No.]

Fee fi fo fum
Risuna futani paizuri will make me cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>11480671
artfags, this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>11479218
There was an error in my code that may have deleted them, just readd the cards.

[Anonymous No.]

wait there is really no stream until sunday? did something happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11481153
probably something something 2factor authentication bea is a stinky bear AND SHOULD CLEAN HER LIVING SPACE AND FIND HER PHONE AND PEARN HOW TO CHARGE IT AND NOT BE STINKY STINKY STINKY STINKY AND CLEAN HER ROOMA N CLEAN EVERYTHING AND NOT BE STINKY STINKY STINKY AND LEARN HOW TO GET AN APPLE AIRTAG CASE FOR HER PHONE OR SOMETHING AND SHE SHOULD LEARN HOW TO CHARGE HER PHone BETTER SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND HER PHONE BY NOW IF SHE WANT LAZY AND STINKY AND LAZY HER PHONEEERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>11481153
>sunday
Paws?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11461348
>>11475869
Vocal adjustment or however is it called is ~40% finished. I'm done for today, hopefully tomorrow I can finalize the entire thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11481315
Pretty sure it's sunday for everywhere but America and UK/Ireland

[Anonymous No.]

>>11481387
In other words, another week, got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11481476
it is how it is

[Anonymous No.]

Does this make any sense?
https://twitter.com/StandardMean/status/1449095504588062726

[Anonymous No.]

>>11482224
lol what

[Anonymous No.]

>>11482224
its not nonsense if thats what you mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>11482224
I think it's a spambot that leaves comments made out of a mishmash of the user's own posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11482369
The TL just seemed a little odd. I don't know if never been with a guy is what they actually meant or it's a DeepL error.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11482448
It says Bea has never been with a man

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully a cute Risuna. Help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11482440
If it's a spambot, how did it manage to follow bea's 3 accounts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11482224
Bear paws...

[Anonymous No.]

>>11482585
Yes, Bea would definitely come here for help with Japanese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11482224
Just a rrat but I believe this is one of the accounts that kept reporting Bea. It was made around the time of her previous ban on her main account. Very sus

[Anonymous No.]

>>11482879
its very risky to spam reports with fresh accounts with low activity.
very unlikely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11482224
This person's account scares me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11482989
Risky in what way? What could this person have to lose

[Anonymous No.]

>>11483152
thry get their account locked for sus activity.
you cant just go reporting people with fresh accounts the platform is more than a decade old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11482879
I don't know if I'm just a schizo but I've noticed that account follows and unfollows Bea in random time lapses it's scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11483342
The account has 3 tweets and was made this month. Not losing much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11483466
you dont think twitter takes into account how new an account is and how active it is when it comes to reporting posts and the weight of the report in metrics?how easily could you mass flag someone with a bunch of new fake accounts then?I highly doubt its that easy even if twitter is a shit platform.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11483550
yeah, in general new accounts are heavily nerfed in many ways
I remember creating one to participate in an event where people posted many things in a hashtag, and after 3 posts on the same hashtag I got shadowbanned and no one could see my posts in that hashtag anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>11482224
is a schizo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11483721
That gif says matane I think which isn't so unusual. The Japanese message and the general vibe is what seems a little off. Then again, Beatani fan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11475273
why the fuck are there other people on XP Hill and why do you know this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11483911
It's a tier 7 perk. Didn't you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11483911
XP hills isn't barren and underground there's a civilization of all the poor souls who thought they could off themselves and end up with Bea. You make it to xphills but so far under the ground you'll never see her. Just a big hole she throws fruits into.

[Anonymous No.]

Tried making the Beatani doujin that some dad wanted, then remembered that I can't draw. Hope you like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11484349
Keep going

[Anonymous No.]

>>11484349
kek, well done

[Anonymous No.]

>>11484349
lel

[Anonymous No.]

>>11484349
If you keep going I'll actually draw this one day.

[Anonymous No.]

She hasn't tweeted in 10 hours now... dads... I'm gonna CONCERN...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>11484349
beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>11484349
SOVL
Beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>11484965
It's over. She graduated. She hates us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11484875
>>11484402
I'll continue it later, I know I want a panel were Risuna says "I'm addicted to the BBC (Big Bear Cock)!!!" and have an ending joke in mind but, haven't thought of the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11485014
10

[Anonymous No.]

>>11485280
If you do that I drop it
kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>11485206
SHES SUCKING 40 DICKS IN A ROW. Or sleeping in since no stream and weekend OR GETTING A TRAIN RUN ON HER BY HER COWORKERS hope she gets plenty of rest SHE'LL NEED IT AFTER HER MARATHON FUCK SESSION

[Anonymous No.]

BBC daisuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>11485014
19, 34

[Anonymous No.]

>>11485280
>BBC
amerimutts really can't stop themselves uh

[Anonymous No.]

>>11479396
>>11479200
wait how tall is beatani?

[Anonymous No.]

>>11485719
155 m (cm)

[Anonymous No.]

>>11485753
oh good. I would hang myself if she were taller than me

[Anonymous No.]

>>11485859
Not before >>11479396 had his way

[Anonymous No.]

>>11479200
I think the average height in Peru is 150cm, and I remember there were at least 2 peruvian dads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11486073
2? I swear it was only one

[Anonymous No.]

>>11486137
The Megumin one and the Ina avatar wolf guy I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>11485014
10

put some bea "stickers" on a sword in ghostrunner for fun
if anyone wants it
https://files.catbox.moe/4z6gct.zip [mod]
https://files.catbox.moe/8rbb2l.mp4 [hd video]

[Anonymous No.]

>>11486583
Looks cool. Somehow I had never seen this game before.

[Anonymous No.]

I SERIOUSLY LOVE BEATANI TOO MUCH!!!!! I THINK ABOUT HER EVERY DAY!!!!! I HOPE SHE CAN THINK OF ME JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!1!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>11487981
Amen, beatani lover.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream about a dad last night. I happened to see him randomly about and somehow recognized his voice and said "Hey, are you _?". He said yes like it was a totally normal thing and we talked for a bit about Bea and then he said he was moving to another country at the end of the week. Then I woke up. Maybe I should watch less Beatani.

[Anonymous No.]

>>11488261
You should watch more beatani

[Anonymous No.]

>>11488261
Which dad?