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11324752 No.11324752 [Reply] [Original]

definitely pic related for me

>> No.11324932

[Spoiler]Trust me, I know[/spoiler]

>> No.11325127

Suisei. I like strong willed women an danger.
Anonchama... Your spoiler reps.

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Both Holo and non-Holo chuubas have said she'd make the best wife.

>> No.11325231

Wasn't the first one that came to mind, but now that you brought it up I might have to agree

>> No.11325390

The risk of wanting to put your penis in the hair portal has to deduct some points. I'd be tempted at all times until I did it and suffered the consequences.

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>> No.11325447

Haachama, well at least i want that retard to be my wife

>> No.11325460

I'm a lolicon, but I have to admit that I find Choco extremely attractive. Same goes for Mel, Marine, Amelia, Fauna and Mumei

>> No.11325500

Literally Mio, and no one can me prove wrong on this one.

>> No.11325506

watame, for our kids

>> No.11325554

Very solid pick

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gura easily

>> No.11325632
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How is this even a question? She literally acts like a mom to other holos.

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im way out of your league anonchama

hags are a good choice as well, and who could be a better hag than mio?

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>> No.11326270

Me fondling Mio-sha

>> No.11326293

my oshi

>> No.11326547

I think Subaru would make the kind of wife that everyone on this board needs.

>> No.11329769

she's a bit too loud, though.

>> No.11330143
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>can cook
>will motivate you to workout by doing morning runs with you
>very in tune to people's emotions
>always smells good
>beautiful skin
>would buy you a car
>prone to pampering people and buying them tons of clothes and accessories
>keeps himself completely hairless downstairs

>> No.11330239

Gays not welcome

>> No.11330291

>>can cook
>>will motivate you to workout by doing morning runs with you
>>very in tune to people's emotions
>>always smells good
>>beautiful skin
>>would buy you a car
>>prone to pampering people and buying them tons of clothes and accessories
damn... i might be gay for a boy wife
>>keeps himself completely hairless downstairs

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>> No.11332846

watch their kuukiyomi streams
pick the most compliant one

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>> No.11333586

would never marry someone with the last name (((rosenthal)))... disgusting...

>> No.11334506

The hair portal was always a bit offputting.

>> No.11334742


Shes a Half Elf/Siren from a different universe where 1+1 may not even equal 2. There are no Jews to wreck shit which is why they have antigravity hairclips

>> No.11334984

Being able to understand the text on this art makes it a lot hotter. JP reps paying off

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Mio will make the best wife. I want to marry her, make love, and start a family with Miosha!

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>> No.11335326

fatto catto hands wrote this post

>> No.11335520

Vtubers aren't a good wife material.

>> No.11336022

Will give you autistic babies.

>> No.11336102

Like father like son

>> No.11336231

Don't care, don't want kids

>> No.11336271

Autismos don't deserve happiness.

>> No.11336345

There's too many people on earth already anyways, Bill Gates was right

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I like my independance.

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>> No.11344730

Fubuki unironically.
Trust me, I know.

>> No.11344732

That Taiga's and Tawa's "mother" seems like the best choice we got

>> No.11344745

Go back, Oga

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Not him, he was my best man.

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my oshi of course

>> No.11344926

This is just autism but I can't watch Kanae because I fucking hate his design.

>> No.11346031

Now, I do wonder, what would happen?

>> No.11346086

Watame for the comfiest life

>> No.11346114

Is it too feminine/bored looking?

>> No.11346165

They're sentient technology so they'd defend themselves.

>> No.11347099

Yeah too feminine. Especially the hair clip stands out in a bad way.
Out of the NijiMales I probably like Yashiro and Fuwa design the best.

>> No.11347254

I guessed as much, although calling Fuwa a favorite design is interestimg considering he's yumejo bait.
Yashiro is masculine, no doubt about it.

>> No.11347505

Objectively she wouldn't even be a good girlfriend since she is someone who wants to be alone, easily irritating and she would forget birthdays and anniversaries, don't get me wrong, Chama is my oshi but she is not even girlfriend material if you have to endure that much and basically babysit her

>> No.11350420

if thats the price i have to pay for Haachama to be why wife then so be it

>> No.11350666

None of them
Social media addicts make for the worst significant others

>> No.11350700

NTA, but I want to be alone, too. it could work.

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this is literally the only correct answer

>> No.11350852

I've ben with worse.
at least her forgetting important things isn't out of disinterest, but pure retardation and that's totally fine with me.
plus, I dislike clingy women anyways so her wanting to be alone is perfect.
and desu anon, I'd gladly babysit chammers

>> No.11350894

botan. gamer wife

>> No.11354319

Choco would be lovely...........though the last time I heard, she wants to marry someone with lots of money (???)

Dunno if that is really true or not....

>> No.11355983

Yeah, me NTRing everyone that wants Ayame.

>> No.11359860

That girl has a deep voice.

>> No.11362051

Aki is the absolute best answer to this question.

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Reine has it all

>> No.11370951

It's not, it was from an out of context clip.

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Any answers that isn't Botan is a wrong answer

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The correct answer is Saionji Mary.

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Pekora easily.

>sits in room all day
>can easily please her by bringing her homemade food and keeping her company when she's lonely
>act understanding about her autism to make her fiercely loyal to you
>she earns money enough for both of you so you can focus entirely on supporting her

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>Great cook
>Great housecarer
>Always attentive to the persons she care about
>Also needs caring and attention
>Extremely cute
>Has exquisite manners

She's perfect

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Polka as a wife would lead to us never having a dull day

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>loves to cook
>instinctively cares about children and old people
>extremely nurturing
>socially functional
>not a pedo
>hot as fuck
>possibly open to threeways with other girls
Kiara has the highest wife powerlevel in Hololive. This is a fact.

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Its indisputable.

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>A good wife is one that leads by example, one that looks for an equal or better but not a master or a pet. One that looks for the best in you.

>> No.11377779

I like Polka, but I have a sensitive nose. I don't think i could handle her smell everyday

>> No.11377864

ctrl+s, you fucking shitlord

>> No.11377905

you forgot
>manhating dyke

>> No.11378678

Go back

>> No.11378751

Anon is a pedophile

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>used her favorite perfume on the birthday signed cards
>reportedly uses the same high end shampoo as rushia
What, would you not like a citrus scented wife?
Is it sad that I swapped to a more citrus focused cologne based on this fact? I've gotten some compliments from it but the reason for the switch is sad

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>> No.11387956

I saw the second one as great cocksucker for a second.

>> No.11397657

She smells like ojisans dick tho

>> No.11397854

Anon, she loves BBC...

>> No.11397974

I want to marry Watame but her streams are so boring. I still love her.

>> No.11398143

Got fucking damn I hate this manhating burd so much but I cant stop having the urge to hate fuck AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.11398216

I see.
If so, then I would be happy to volunteer myself........so that Choco-chan won't be lonely.

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>> No.11398412

bros...I'm gonna fucking do it. I'm gonna tame her.

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