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Ayame[Spoiler]Trust me, I know[/spoiler]
Suisei. I like strong willed women an danger.>>11324932Anonchama... Your spoiler reps.
Both Holo and non-Holo chuubas have said she'd make the best wife.
>>11325155Wasn't the first one that came to mind, but now that you brought it up I might have to agree
>>11325155>>11325231The risk of wanting to put your penis in the hair portal has to deduct some points. I'd be tempted at all times until I did it and suffered the consequences.
>>11324752Haachama, well at least i want that retard to be my wife
>>11324752I'm a lolicon, but I have to admit that I find Choco extremely attractive. Same goes for Mel, Marine, Amelia, Fauna and Mumei
Literally Mio, and no one can me prove wrong on this one.
>>11324752watame, for our kids
>>11325500Very solid pick
>>11324752How is this even a question? She literally acts like a mom to other holos.
>>11325443im way out of your league anonchama>>11325500>>11325632hags are a good choice as well, and who could be a better hag than mio?
>>11326178Me fondling Mio-sha
>>11324752I think Subaru would make the kind of wife that everyone on this board needs.
>>11326547she's a bit too loud, though.
>can cook>will motivate you to workout by doing morning runs with you>very in tune to people's emotions>always smells good>beautiful skin>would buy you a car>prone to pampering people and buying them tons of clothes and accessories>keeps himself completely hairless downstairs
>>11330143Gays not welcome
>>11330143>>can cook>>will motivate you to workout by doing morning runs with you>>very in tune to people's emotions>>always smells good>>beautiful skin>>would buy you a car>>prone to pampering people and buying them tons of clothes and accessoriesdamn... i might be gay for a boy wife>>keeps himself completely hairless downstairsnevermind.
watch their kuukiyomi streamspick the most compliant one
>>11325155would never marry someone with the last name (((rosenthal)))... disgusting...
>>11325155The hair portal was always a bit offputting.
>>11333586Shes a Half Elf/Siren from a different universe where 1+1 may not even equal 2. There are no Jews to wreck shit which is why they have antigravity hairclips
>>11326178Being able to understand the text on this art makes it a lot hotter. JP reps paying off
Mio will make the best wife. I want to marry her, make love, and start a family with Miosha!
>>11335078fatto catto hands wrote this post
Vtubers aren't a good wife material.
>>11335061>>11335078Will give you autistic babies.
>>11336022Like father like son
>>11336022Don't care, don't want kids
>>11336102Autismos don't deserve happiness.>>11336231Faggot
>>11336271There's too many people on earth already anyways, Bill Gates was right
>>11324752I like my independance.
>>11324752Haachama AND YOU CAN'T FUCKING STOP ME FROM MARRYING HER, FUCK YOUR MEDS I WANT MY RETARDRED WIFE'S COOKING AHHHHHHHHHHH
Fubuki unironically.Trust me, I know.
That Taiga's and Tawa's "mother" seems like the best choice we got
>>11344730Go back, Oga
>>11344745Not him, he was my best man.
my oshi of course
>>11330143This is just autism but I can't watch Kanae because I fucking hate his design.
>>11325390Now, I do wonder, what would happen?
Watame for the comfiest life
>>11344926Is it too feminine/bored looking?
>>11325390>>11346031They're sentient technology so they'd defend themselves.
>>11346114Yeah too feminine. Especially the hair clip stands out in a bad way.Out of the NijiMales I probably like Yashiro and Fuwa design the best.
>>11347099I guessed as much, although calling Fuwa a favorite design is interestimg considering he's yumejo bait.Yashiro is masculine, no doubt about it.
>>11325447>>11343891Objectively she wouldn't even be a good girlfriend since she is someone who wants to be alone, easily irritating and she would forget birthdays and anniversaries, don't get me wrong, Chama is my oshi but she is not even girlfriend material if you have to endure that much and basically babysit her
>>11347505if thats the price i have to pay for Haachama to be why wife then so be it
>>11324752None of themSocial media addicts make for the worst significant others
>>11347505NTA, but I want to be alone, too. it could work.
>>11324752this is literally the only correct answer
>>11347505I've ben with worse.at least her forgetting important things isn't out of disinterest, but pure retardation and that's totally fine with me.plus, I dislike clingy women anyways so her wanting to be alone is perfect.and desu anon, I'd gladly babysit chammers
botan. gamer wife
Choco would be lovely...........though the last time I heard, she wants to marry someone with lots of money (???)Dunno if that is really true or not....
>>11341929Yeah, me NTRing everyone that wants Ayame.
>>11350838That girl has a deep voice.
>>11325155Aki is the absolute best answer to this question.
>>11330143SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXI WILL SEX BOTH KANAKO AND KANAE SSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Reine has it all
>>11354319It's not, it was from an out of context clip.
Any answers that isn't Botan is a wrong answer
The correct answer is Saionji Mary.
Pekora easily.>sits in room all day>can easily please her by bringing her homemade food and keeping her company when she's lonely>act understanding about her autism to make her fiercely loyal to you>she earns money enough for both of you so you can focus entirely on supporting her
>Great cook>Great housecarer>Always attentive to the persons she care about>Cute>Also needs caring and attention>Extremely cute>Has exquisite mannersShe's perfect
Polka as a wife would lead to us never having a dull day
>>11324752>loves to cook>instinctively cares about children and old people>extremely nurturing>feminine>hardworking>socially functional>not a pedo>hot as fuck>possibly open to threeways with other girlsKiara has the highest wife powerlevel in Hololive. This is a fact.
>>11375066>A good wife is one that leads by example, one that looks for an equal or better but not a master or a pet. One that looks for the best in you.
>>11375198I like Polka, but I have a sensitive nose. I don't think i could handle her smell everyday
>>11324932ctrl+s, you fucking shitlord
>>11375289you forgot>manhating dyke
>>11340933Anon is a pedophile
>>11377779>used her favorite perfume on the birthday signed cards>reportedly uses the same high end shampoo as rushiaWhat, would you not like a citrus scented wife?Is it sad that I swapped to a more citrus focused cologne based on this fact? I've gotten some compliments from it but the reason for the switch is sad
>>11374761I saw the second one as great cocksucker for a second.
>>11374761She smells like ojisans dick tho
>>11377905Anon, she loves BBC...
I want to marry Watame but her streams are so boring. I still love her.
>>11375289Got fucking damn I hate this manhating burd so much but I cant stop having the urge to hate fuck AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>11370951I see.If so, then I would be happy to volunteer myself........so that Choco-chan won't be lonely.
>>11375289bros...I'm gonna fucking do it. I'm gonna tame her.