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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gTwitter: https://twitter.com/gawrguraSchedule:https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1445139332965224461First original song:https://youtu.be/WGgEFoI9MhESTREAM KING:https://youtu.be/qNIhngowViIMerch:-Myth- 1st year Anniversary merch: https://hololive.booth.pm/items/3263081 (ends 18 Oct)https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/hololive-en (ends 18 Oct)AX: https://otakumode.com/shop/pickup/hololive_AX2021 (5% off)Pop Up Parade: https://special.goodsmile.info/popupparade/en/ (TBA)Nendo links:global: https://goodsmileshop.com/en/CATEGORY-ROOT/Nendoroid/Nendoroid-Gawr-Gura--Second-Release-/p/GSC_WD_02960 (ends 21 Oct)US site: https://www.goodsmileus.com/product/nendoroid-gawr-gura-4504/ (ends 20 Oct)Vtuber Tour: https://fanexpohq.com/fanexpocanada/fan-expo-canada-x-hololive-en-2021-vtuber-tour/Previous thread:>>10937715
roomba soon
Gura cute Gura cute!
>>10972697based choice of picture OP
>>10972727Will it be working? Or will Gura's promises to fix it be shattered once more?
guwa
I'm in love with Gura!
CUTE SHARK VERY SOON!
roomba fixed
Goomba Roomba! and it's fixed
broken/fixed 3d goomba is cute but I miss the gif collage she was working on
I think Gura should play Skyrim again.
GR-CHAN
>>10973003I wish she could upload the vr clips.
Gura sounds more child than yesterday...
She's cuter than usual today bros
Hes right though memes arent funny
>She's wearing pants today
>>10973003I'd like to see her give Fallout 4 a go desu
home sweet home
if you are not a trident holder please avoid typing in the chat
>>10973170She was worried about the creepers off stream..
Wow she sure played a ton.
>>10973021I thought using a desk's corner to get off was a meme
>Gura listened to my autist about diamond armorSHES HERE
>gura's life schedule now
I didn't laugh.
>>10973335it's a meme because it's real
I actually enjoy the Gura minecraft streams.Please dont hit me.
She's doing Alarm #1
>>10973498Why would I hit you?I enjoy them too.
>>10973498there is a grand total of 0 people here who disagree with you.
jwu what did I miss?
>>10973431How nightmarish
>>10973568gura had sex with me on stream
>>10973568goop goop made more soup!
>>10973568Gura had sex with this guy >>10973612 on stream
>>10973205Please avoid typing in chat no matter who you are
>>10973380how do I invest in single-player minecraft as 30+ y/o?
i think this is the tutorial she's following if anyone is curious and wants to spoil themselves https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bH6H5RgeVA
>>10973431weirdest scene in code geass
Tornado safety with Gawr Gura. I'd take it. Mystery stream could just the usual karaoke or dropping an MV.
>>10973705That's so cool, damn the neutered version Guras is building is going to be so bad
>>10973682friends are basically required if you want to have fun in minecraft as an adult.
>>10973816I C
dbd on mystery day
>>10973705funny, that's one of the few minecraft build tutorials I've seen.
>>10973869Everyone has known this for days already
>cheeky nandos top bantzSHE IS
>>10973916>everyonenot this cheeky nando >>10973761
>>10973682Having played and completed ToA, i'm having the urge to get MC and explore the vast world.
>>10973916All I knew was that it was probably a collab buddy boy.
>>10973559>>10973561Ok good. I assumed people just disliked all the MC.
>>10974035I love Minecraft and its insane to me that anyone can possibly complain about it.
>>10974018Vanilla?
>>10973682Find friends to do a SMP with or try a challenge like Skyblock solo.
>>10974067it's just dramafags finding a reason to complain, pay them no mind.
i've had nando's in the US, canada, and australia, and it was different in all of them
Just put headphones on and listen to your jazz
>>10974095Are there list of milestone challenges/builds solofag can do with increasing degree of difficulty?
qrd on these first 25 minutes?
>>10973498wow anon, don't hold back. tell us how you really feel.
Ame is watching this on her stream right now
SEAbud...
>>10974210build
Ame just blatantly watching Gura's stream and commenting on it, lmaoHer heartrate increasing when Gura speaks
>>10974186She listens to the stream audio just like us.
Lots of echo today
>>10974201You could play a modpack with a ton of shit to do/build/explore in regards to progression. Most of the good ones use relatively ancient game versions though, like 1.12. The stuff added by the mods makes up for it IMO
>>10974201In a normal survival world? Apart from the usual stuff like the Ender Dragon, theres a bit. You can also just make up challenges or google ideas.Skyblock is a whole challenge on its own and I suggest looking up the rules for it. You can add mods to add a lot more challenge.
Does Gura have much musical training? Does she know much about music theory? She's a great singer, and I was intrigued by her recent uses of voice harmonisation in some of her karaokes.She also said she likes to listen to jazz or bossa nova.Is she musically trained, or is she self-learning stuff in her own time?I'm sure she's mentioned it in previous streams
>>10974405basically no
She's so hyperactive. How many redbulls has she had today?
>>10974438Is she self-learning stuff then?
>>10974484that's pretty much all she's described.
>rrat blew up pekoogey
>>1097445441
>>10974247That's cute
she's so fucking jealous of Council
>>10974201If you want to try multiplayer, there's >>10831126 server. Pretty chill place, lots of places to build, lots of builds to check out.
>>10974636nyo~
>Ame is watching GuraIf Ame ever actually showed Gura how to do a version of bubbabot imagine the kino we could get by listening to what she likes playing to.
>she thinks she played DMC5 on normal
Oh shit DmC would have been great. Shame it's impossible
Welp. I guess DmC: Devil May Cry is out because of no permissions. Would've funny to see her react to that scene.
>>10974736>>10974762Nothing of value was lost. They ruined every character in the franchise.
Why would she be allowed permissions for DMC3-5, but not DMC: Devil May Cry? All Capcom, eh?
>>10974732She was talking about DMC3, deafchama.
>>10974732What did she play it on? I don't recall
>>10974810that's precisely why gura wanted to play it. she wanted to see the differences.
>>10974810That's what would have made it great. Like the shitty movies we watch with her, imagine the cwinge fit she'd have when she realizes how fucked everyone is.
>>10974548It was KINO. Bae bamboozled the bunny over and over and it was glorious.
>>10974821Capcom is too embarrassed to allow DmC to be streamed.
>>10974762Yeah I hope it still happens some day, I remember the gameplay being fine and everything else may have been bad but would make for great streams.
>>10974810Gura riffing on the entire cast like she did on V would have been a fun watch and the gameplay and level design is good enough. I'd actually say the level design is one of the best in the series
>>10974821Maybe Capcom is trying to memoryhole it?
>>10974838>>10974853Human, which is Easy.
>>10974905>>10974931That was my first thought too, lol
>Just think of whats already inside youYeah, Me.
>>10974940She played DMC3 on Normal.
>>10974905>>10974931honestly, don't blame them.
Hopefully Gura never gets chicken pox then, it is waaaay worse the later in life you get it. My dad got his at 19 and he was in utter agony
>>10975036You're inside yourself?
>>10974079>VanillaAs is? if so, yes. Then hardcore
>>10975086Brain in a deadbeat in a skin suit.
>>10974905The cowards.
HEY I DON'T LIKE YOUR OSHI
>>10975162wrong thread
>>10975126wet bonesimagine the smell
>>10975162That's fine, I love her enough for both of us
>>10975162That's ok bro. Just means more for me.
>>10975065>She played DMC3 on Normal.Normal for the Switch version.
I’m really tempted to fuck up my sleep schedule in the same way hers is so that I can wake up to a Gura stream every day.
>>10975277She said she had a meeting so hilariously this is yet another thing we can blame on management.
>>10975277Do you have a life anon?
GURA BUILT AN UNDERGROUND SLAVE SMUGGLING TUNNEL LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>10975371What's a life?
>>10975371What's that taste like?
i'm in go brain mode
I'm calling my union rep.
>>10975371Not really. But I still gotta work.
gura would be a shitty boss but i'd still love working for her
>>10972732and funny!
oh nyo i accidentally pushed you into the saw
>"Its like veggie soup, but with meat!"
>mmm moist meat
gura's eating long pig soup
I can't believe she still eats food like that with the type of money she's pulling in.
Gura craves moist meat
>>10975426>when you steal Jews from a concentration camp so you can shove them in an underground forced labor prison
M O I S T Meat spin
>>10975729gura has good taste; long pig is tasty
Gura's dusty womb...
old and dusty shark cunny uoohhh
>>10975732It's a comfort thing no? Even if she IS making huge bucks, expecting her to dramatically change her eating habits....
>>10975797I want to suck the dust out from Gura's cunny!
>"I don't think you mind"with that smug chuckle. She knows she has us charmed.
I don't remember GawrGoobler being this BASED
>>10975732Once a poorfag mentality, always a poorfag mentality.
I wonder if she has seen the twitch earnings leak.I suppose I can't ask her what she thinks but I imagine she is making way less than the big guns at twitch after covers take.
real voice laugh slipped outcute...
>>10976025What's funny is that this is absolutely a real thing, you see it all the time with some rappers having horrible diets as well
>>10976081Shut up, real voice fag.
Gura I'm mentally ill, LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
>>10976025Very true. If I suddenly came into millions of dollars I wouldn't know what to do with it really, put it somewhere that it can generate interest for me to live on, and just live on that for the rest of my life without having to get a job.
gura buy yourself something nicer than mystery meat soup with all these akas that are rolling in for no reason.
>>10976121Holy shit, Bipolar TWO?
/ggg/ I have a confession to make, and it might not be something you would like to hear.Gura does nothing to me. I just don't find her sexy. I just see her as a daughter or imouto.Scout, on the other hand, gives me a raging boner. I can't get her off my mind.
Good to see Gura finally receiving some red SCs, even though she has so many subs she still don't get many of those
Why can't Gura keep away from retarded twitch ideas that her channel never needed for 12 months? I'm so tired of fighting them back.>haha how about a program that reads donations automatically>haha emote spam during gameplay>haha a synth drum when you donateJust...do the thing you already do.
>>10976230bipolar one was too good they made a sequel
>>10976249Chumbuds are smarter and buy her merch and use the BOOST function through there instead of giving 30% to YouTube
>>10976230that's an actual thing iirc
>>10976268Fuck off and let her stream how she wants
>>10976230>he hasn't seen Bipolar 7
>>10976370I'll fuck on you
>>10976370Go back, Twitchfag
love this stinky hungry shark
She wants to consume us, let's gooooooo!!!!!
Does this make her hungry?
Gura doesn't hate me for typing in chat...
GOD SHE'S SO CUTE BROS!
She's hungry...
>>10976268Well, see, she has crippling adhdshe needs the funny soundsI agree though
Gura doesn't hate me because I am broke.
Cute giggle
>>10976543>>10976589Yes she's hungryhttps://files.catbox.moe/z5cqv7.png
>>10976589
Gura playing it with her toes UOOOOHH
baiting feetfags into sending akas based
>>10976370Eat shit. She's neither your wife nor your girlfriend, she's an entertainer. Literally the tiniest criticism about how she entertains is necessary.
There goes the daily feet mention
Oh, hey. She's talking about me. Except for a simple response/emote once every few streams that I can make because I know how fast chat goes and then got shadowbanned for.
I wonder if she's all talk or if she can actually use her feet for obvious purposes
>>10976678>Spilling his spaghetti Calm yourself, Menhera ChumEgg
I will impregnate Gura's feet.
A bass drum pedal would solve that issue. Not sure it would sound good on a taiko drum...
i have a foot fetish
>>10976678There's a difference between good constructive criticism and "waaaaah she doesn't stream exactly the way I like."
>>10976656
>>10976589chumbud... no...
>>10976779
>>10976896CHUMBUD WATCH OUT
>>10976924>>10976896>>10976866Gura has turned >us into vorefags alongside all the other fetishes.
>>10976757>muh constructive criticismDon't put distracting sounds and images in your stream us plenty constructive, but not if you run into autists that go>ackhually I rather like them
Some of these heartfelt sounding giggles and noises she's making are making me feel things... she's supposed to be a dumb meme shark I'm not supposed to feel anything for her...
>>10977007Autistic shark, don't be autistic!
>>10977033That's part of her charm. She is both a dumb meme shark and the cutest little queen of all vtubers
>>10976962at least it's not walnut sauce
>>10977007I do like them. They're fun. I hope to god she puts so many in that you leave forever.
>>10977033What a wicked game you play, to make me feel this wayWhat a wicked thing to do, to let me dream of you
Every time Gura says "yummy" my dick twitches. What's happening to me
>>10977283This>>10976641
Gwart
would you go to ram ranch with your fellow chumbuds?
yab
>>10977475if gura was there, yes
>Gura learns chumbuds aren't gay cowboys.
>>10976993It kind of pisses me off. I used to make fun feet fetishists. And now I'm here, with a pavlovian response to Loli feet.
Alexa... Google... Guguru... guguru.
>>10976678She's more than an entertainer to me.
Ram ranch really rocks.
>>10977622Same desu She done got me
>>10976993Interesting how things seem way sexier when it involves attention from Gura.
>>10977622>>10976993welcome to normalfag decompression chamber!you'll get back to your healthy, naturally horny self after pozzed conformist propaganda brainwashing in no time!have a complimentary cunny shark image!does it make you horny?It should, and there's nothing wrong with it: it's a quintessence of female youthfulness and fertility they tried to shame you out of appreciating
>>10976993At least get fun fetishes Gura only made my NTR fetish stronger…
>major tech companies and government spooks know exactly who Gura is and damn near everything about herGura, please stop reminding me.
>>10977804
>>10977804>NTR FetrishRare or Tori?That's rough, buddy
>>10977752thanks anonbut I actually don't want to go back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgUVXiQJ2tY
>>10977752I never hated feet, I just never got what could be sexy about them. I basically felt entirely neutral about them. I think I've always had a thing for thighs, though. And /ggg/ has helped me realize I definitely have a cute tummy fetish.
Finally some fucking nice comfy solo minecraft where Gura talks to the chat/about herself.I sure as shit ain't watching this thinking "hmm it's really missing some deep voiced bitch spewing a meme or two".
>>10976993oh nyo~
>>10974285yeah... mic really far or turned sideways or something.
>>10978007Liking tummy and forehead just means you have great taste
>>10978017The way you say that makes me think you really do wish there was a deep-voiced bitch spewing a meme or two.
https://files.catbox.moe/1rnvoa.png
>>10977873With Gura rare unfortunately
Why does she say Nyo, did she lose a bet with chat?
>>10977986W-why does it say "Rainbow Trout" underneath a bass?
>>10978121'cause it's cute
>>10978125the bass is gay
>>10978088I don't think foreheads will ever do anything for me sexually, but Gura's is indeed cute.
poor gura. copyright's getting her goat.
>>10978017But anon, Gura loves Kronii and Mumei, they will join in and you will like it.
>>10978158>>10978125my dumbass didn't look at what you were quoting. I thought I was being cheeky dickwaffle. Instead, just captain obvious.
>>10978163Copyright will always be the bane of streamers and pretty much all internet content creators. I really hope it can be reformed to be less draconian someday, but I won't hold my breath.
>>10978223not if Disney has a say in it
>>10978163did she get a strike or something ?
>Hey chat did you play that uh, new PRG?
>>10978292no, she just wants to listen to copyrighted music on stream.
>>10978118Damn. I suppose this >>10976727 must really get you going, though, friend.I'm sorry, anon
Would you listen to weegee mansion music on a bloopbot with Gura?
>ArchitextureGura cute!
>>10978326Ohh rip, you would think since youtube has a "youtube music" app that they could work out a deal for people who stream on the site
>>10978259Yep. The Mouse does indeed have an iron grip over it.
>>10978394inner mouse give me the fear boner
>>10978391I blame the RIAA
>>10978255HNNNNNGH SO FUCKING CUTE
>>10978342Thanks anon but it’s ok during my horny hours I just cope by imagining her as a porn character to be used for my enjoyment
>>10978533
>>10978533Aoisaka's baby gawr & gura is a treasue
>>10978616I want them…
>>10978616their other art is also good toohttps://files.catbox.moe/ch1hc6.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/maykqy.jpg
oh yeah, gura was babytalking a creeper earlier and people were blooping it. that made me mad. fuck chat
>>10978777
>>10978782dialogue in the first one is giving me a stroke
>>10978836>people were blooping itwhat does this mean?
>>10978782Pretty much the only gura ina shipper out there
>>10978836What did Star Wars teach us? That fans don't know what they want and content creators shouldn't listen to them.Gura should just talk when she wants to talk, without looking back at chat.
I want to worship Gura's feet and I'm TIRED of pretending I don't.And I don't just mean "Haha I want to suck on her feet" no I want to spend HOURS worshipping her.I want to give her a pedicure, I want to exfoliate them, I want to gently massage lotion/oil into her tired feet until every last ounce of stress and tension drains out of her. I seriously want to treat Gura like a Goddess.
>>10978930damn thats cool i wanna fuck her feet
>>10978863
>>10978930based based based
>>10978866I wish Gura's eyebrows did this
>asks how to see block borders>too afraid to try chat suggestionat least google it dumb shork
>Chat giving legit instructions>Can easily throw up censor-bloop>Can use Guguru to verify>Refuses anywaydumb shork why are women like this?
gura consistently refers to any animal she has to milk as "mr."
Why does my dick twitch when she does the lip suck thing
>>10979195Because you're a lonely faggot
>>10979195Hi Lunatio.
>>10979175She's had to do some questionable things in life.
>>10979195it's hot
>>10979175I wish she would milk me instead
Let's investigate Gura's secret garden with MY tongue.
>>10979215This is true but it doesn’t really answer the question!
>>10979285It's only questionable if you're a boy.
i love gura's deep voice
Gura what the fuck are you talking about
>>10972732>gura in prisma illya cat outfitarigato gozaimasu~
"cringe"fuck off chat.
>>10979404Shion
>>10979401I hate it, it sounds retarded and makes her sound like a moronic ironic weeb.
>>10979404her inability to commit to anything
>>10979407>koreange
>>10979445>ignored the hundreds of people telling her to keep goingwhy is she like this?
>>10979452Sir, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you are gay.
>>10979483Because it actually was cringe,
>>10979452>using weeb at all>vtuberPorchmonkey, find yourself a tree.
I love this silly shark
>>10979454She really is like me....
>>10979437I want to wear those paws and do cute poses with Gura-nyan
>>10979404She literally sort of sang baby shark which is heavily copyrighted. I think
>>10979509Oh no, do we have a BAKA DESU here? xD A little sussy bussy baka desu??? xDDD
Gura's dolphin hate continues lol
>dolphins vs sharksoh no
>>10979568>>10979622Fuck sharks
>Guess what? SHARK BUTT HUH-HUH-HUH!
>>10979641I'm not talking about killing sharks
>>10979641>Fuck sharksYes, I would like to
Whales and dolphins are cringe and deserve death. Sharks are bros.
>>10979564I can fingew youw uwethwa uwu
>>10979507No, it wasn't. Gura need to get the concept of cringe pounded out of her head along with all the chatters infected with it too.
Gura struggling to make SFW jokes is endearing.
>programmer>HTMLgura, your computer nerd reps...
>>10979641>Fuck sharksThat's what I'm trying to do
>python learning streamLET'S GOOOO
>>10979523me too ...naked>:^))))
>>10979760Flat is better than nested.
Someone let me babysit Bloop
I want to enter Gura's special garden
>>10979760Sounds boring. I'll watch if she does the uwu voice the whole stream.
>>10979800sure thing
>>10979760I want Gura to show me her python
Goodnight chumbuds, I am in too much pain to watch gura right now. Get plenty of rest chumbuds
>>10979800Sure thing!Please ensure there is a "hunting accident"
>>10979842If you're 10-hours-hospital chumbud, I hope things turn out well for you. Oyasame.
>>10979842Good night anon. Good luck with your colostomy bag.
>>10979834I want her to teach me brainfuck in uwu
>>10979876based and Tarly-pilled
>>10979842Feel better soon, shark dreams.
>>10979842
>Gura wants to meet shota NeroI knew Gura was based
>>10979999Nice Quads.
>>10979952
I wonder how Gura would feel knowing some of us actually lust after her.
>>10980053Thanks, Ive been working out.
>>10979456How legit is this? Ayame wouldn't say something this stupid to a coworker out in public.
>>10980129She wouldn’t even have to be /here/ to know people lust after her
I don't know much about DMC but googling the timeline, it seems like she's playing them in the most confusing order storywise. Since 1 and 2 come between 3 and 4. Is she gonna be totally lost?
>>10980163Anonchama..
>>10980163isreal
soup cold...
>>10980129I wouldnt doubt it if she commissioned half of these lewds herself. She definitely gets turned on by it to some degree.
>>10980129She knows https://streamable.com/76j3c3 why do you think she retweets all that cunny fanart?
THREE HOUR OLD SOUP LET'S GOOOO
eating soup with gura!
>>10980163Stupid enough to slap her in front of Yagoo!
>>10980252Pls elaborate
>>10980129She has a second account where she likes every single piece of explicit art she can find
>>10980287Link? Asking for a friend
I WANNA SUCK THE LAVA OUT OF GURA’S CHIKUBI T u T
Gura as smol as a batUoh?
>Lose your dad randomly>Lose mom and brother>Brother is actually alive>Fucks off to demon world>Fight mysterious knight and kill him>Find out it was your brother and you killed him>No living family left>Loneliness gets to you>Get trapped in Hell>Decide fuck it, and continue driving into it rather than looking for a way outYes Gura, Dante was pretty angsty at one point
okay but it's one thing to go "haha shark cunny" and another thing to say you love her and want to take care of her
>>10979762I literally want to buy a real good pair just fucking because.l-lewd
>>10980336https://twitter.com/there isn't actually one it was a joke.______
>>10980353
>>10980375
>>10980462s/You Sick Bastard/Is Fine Too/g
Daily reminder that Gura smells like rotten fish, dotitos, and sex.Also I want Gura to play Old School Runescape.
>Mystery Meat soupIT'S dark lord CHIN-CHIN!
>played minecraft long enough to remember when furnaces ate buckets too for fuel
>>10980544That's hot
>>10980462Me on the _ top _ left
>>10980544>Daily reminder that Gura smells like rotten fish, dotitos, and sex.God that's hot
>>10980555TNTN
>>10980353She's thinking about the size of the wingspan, but Flying Foxes are pretty big.
>>10980714I love these things, they're basically just puppies with wings
Gura's babble talk is awakening me, please somebody save me
>>10980544So like Haruhi' room
>>10980765
>>10980714That's one big flying boi.
>>10980810Begone Haruhi poster. You're god has no power here!
>>10980850Cute claws
>>10980765There’s still nothing quite like Nacho art for Gura
>>10980947
>tapping her glass on the mic to cheers with usI love her
>>10980947Too bad she refuses to wear the shark hat, carry her trident, or have Bloop float next to her at all. Or wear her 2nd outfit.
>Yeayuh>369>To the windowI feel like guwa wants to skeet skeet
I wish her using the logs as fuel didn't trigger me so much
Wow Gooruh is looking extra cute today
>>10981139At least she's using spruce.
Remove Spruce.
"Everything that the light touches, my son...is frickin' spruce!"kusa
Maybe Fauna can teach her fuel efficiency. Although I know nothing about her MC proficiency.
>>10981139>empty furnace still burning leftover lava>uses different furnace and fills it with logs for fuelthis shork
>>10981201Atlantis Strong
>>10981139I don't really know minecraft but It's a waste because she could just use the wood that comes from the logs right? Seems like she doesn't know that's why people are triggered
>>10981251Awe u fwustwated?
>>10981251
>>10981277Yes, making logs into planks and burning them instead is 4 times more efficient.
>>10978223>>10978163Streamers just need to learn to love public domain art
So it's basically a tequila highball? Eh
>>10980947I don't know how I feel about the 2 set of ears on this one though...
Fuck all of you, spruce is the best wood.
>>10981277Yeah planks and logs are the same burn time, but you can make 4 planks from one log. You can also make one charcoal from one log, which is 8 times as much burn time.
oaknow~
>>10981462It's ok anon. You're allowed to be wrong.
>>10980571t-they don't anymore?
>>10981459She's a fake cat, her ears need to be exposed-nya.
For the anon that is inevitably going to try her non-alcoholic ranch water please keep us updated
>>10981414Yeah. Just Tequila + Lime + some kind of carbonated beverage.
>>10981462I actually like spruce too, but I'm not too particular about what wood I use. I usually just try to match to the area I'm in
>>10981503not since MC 1.3
>>10980129>he thinks she doesn't know>he thinks she's not here>he thinks she doesn't know exactly what she's doing
>>10981462It's also the easiest to harvest because of mega trees.
If you won 250k usd tomorrow, what would you spend it on? How much of that would you give to Gura?
>>10981549I mean she definitely knows after that viral RFA clip...
>"EXPLORE THE NETHER REGION"Soundpost onegai...
>>10980129I think she has caught on to our hornyposting everywhere.
>>10981337There's a small but existent chance this arc leads to Gura using the bot like Ame and letting us suggest songs, and that thought excites me.
>>10981598The real question should bn how much of that can I give to Gura before the feds get involved.
>>10981598I'd buy all her merch and give her an akasupa, but I'd keep the rest of it. Figure out a smart way to invest it
Gura has been in such a good mood today
>>10981474is this intentional game design?
>>10981640Oh yeah, I forgot about that. That would be great. Someone should suggest that to her.
>>10981598I'm giving 25k to Gura. The rest goes into buying a small home so i can stop renting.
>>10981671Its been a thing for fucking ever, so I imagine it has to be.
>>10981671It probably wasn't originally, but it is now. Lots of things in MC are that way
>>10981598To move out of this shithole somewhere warmer and closer to Gura timezone. I'd buy merch and commission art and animations for Gura.
Seriously, when did she start lip sucking? She's doing it so much recently. She didn't used to be this way.
>>10981724Something like that seems super easy to make a habit. I very easily developed a lip biting/chewing habit that took a long time to break. At least her lip sucking is cute
I would upgrade to $10/month and nothing else because my life is in such a broken state that my problems can only be patched by throwing a ton of money at them.
>>10981671I guess so? The economics of Minecraft are fucked. To add on to the inefficient log burning thing, it really triggers people because logs are one of the hardest things to farm. You can make automatic iron farms easy, but log farms are almost all manual chopping like Kronii's, and the automatic ones tend not to produce enough saplings to be sustainable.
>>10981598Assuming we're talking post-tax, most would be put into a house fund, probably 1k used for akas and 4k reserved for buying merch.
>>10981640>>10981680Ame runs that bot on a seperate laptop, and Gura never even plays music when starting collabs because she always just uses her system audio. So something like that would require a different setup for her, or multiple PCs.
>>10981724>>10981774I remember a moment months ago when she spoke about Luna doing it and she thought it was cute and repeated it on stream. My guess it just escalated from there.
>>10981598i wouldn't do anything different than i'm doing
Getting a little close to a yab there Gura. kek
>>10981598with 250k usd and my savings I could maybe afford to buy a small apartment
>licorice candy is bad
>>10981789Oh, and all of Gura's merch from then onwards, but I considered that giving to myself and not to Gura.
>>10981807I don't remember this, can someone dig up the timestamp when gura isn't streaming.
based candy taste
Gura doxing herself with local candy let's gooooo
>>10981982i grew up buying them in california
>>10981806She still has her old PC I think, but it is true it would require either another monitor or switching back and forth.
>>10981982Im not watching, whats the candy?
what are dots? are those like nerds?
>>10982055they're from 7-11. they're fruit-flavored gummy candy.
>>10982055not really
>>10981598>How much of that would you give to Gura?$0 that's stupid to give it away for free. What you do is spend on on animation and art commissions for Gura.
>>10982091DISGUSTING
>>10982055No, dots are these chewy candy and they're pretty good. Pretty sure they're a thing in every state.
Hol' up, are dots a regional thing?
>>10981982I can tell you from living in 3 states I have gotten the candies we are talking about in all 3 lol
>>10982146everything she mentioned is something i was able to buy in california in the 90s and 2000s and on the east coast in the 2010s and 2020s.
>>10982176Maybe? A lot of candies are.
>>10981598Gura gets enough donos and my poor ass is gonna need all of that money I can save.Guess I could just buy memberships for all of the Holos I like at least.Ok but I would probably spend a lot of it on merch. Her nendoroid is top cute.
>>10982176No
>>10981598I'd invest 200k into buying a house25k would be my SC/Gura mech moneyThe last 25k I'd use to commission copious amounts of Gura lewds
>>10982146Have them on the east coast too
>>10982243based
>>10982243>He thinks he can get anything better than a crack house for 200k
>>10982082>>10982091>>10982146thanks guys. I remember seeing these before, the name's just unremarkable and not very memorable.
Im surprised that shes managed to work on her haunted house this long without getting sidetracked.
>>10981982>>10982176>>10982207I think Gura Gura doxxed that she lives in North America. Oh Nyo
>>10982243>200k into buying a houseJesas. 1k sq foot apartments start at around 350k+ here if you want anything decent
>>10982301NTA but I live in a decent sized city in the Midwest and 200k can get you a couple thousand square feet
I want to push Gura on the swings so bad..I even wrote that greentext about it
>>10982301>>10982333Of course you can't buy a house outright with 200k but it would be a good chunk of the cost
i want to hang out with gura at the playground...
yeah, ok goomba nerd.
>>10982401>>10982404same desu
>>10982333>>10982301yea i dont want to live in a big state or city
>>10982371>a couple thousand square feet
>>10981982All the brands she mentioned are nationwide bro.
even if gura doesn't complete all the redstone stuff for the haunted house's interior, the exterior will be nice to look at overlooking that abandoned village.
>>10982146They are also in Canada east coast from the 90s
>>10982458If I hadn't moved to Hamburg before work from home started I would have double the disposable income now...
>>10982371Living in central Texas near Austin, and homes are pushing 300k right now. Sure I could look for something somewhere else, but having to live in the boonies pretty much defeats the purpose.
oh that whispering
Why is her Shulker Box permanently open?
>>10982589Be glad you're not in California. An average house easily goes for over a million there.
>>10982480It's pretty weird that you're trying to dox her regionally using candy, anywaysThat's already been done by other methods.
>>10982722Some server glitch from when it lagged out earlier, apparently
chumbuds when i watch gura my heart feels funny and my peepee randomly gets hard, what does this mean
>>10982728When San Andreas fault goes, that won't be much of a problem. I feel like property values will go down.
>>10982786Its means you should masturbate to the sound of her voice
>>10982786That's love, my underaged friend.
>>10982786I think they call that love or an unhealthy obsession
>Gura says tootsie rolls are badTootsie roll friend, no...
>>10982401Nice.
>>10982810Bruh, just wait until the tech and movie industries fully migrate elsewhere. People gonna realize they're living in a desert real fast.
>>10982754>you're trying to dox her regionally using candyI'm not trying to dox her at all. Not everyone's a nutcase Anon. Her voice tells me more about her region than candy ever will anyway.
that laugh
Gura is being excessively cute tonight
>>10982901Same desuSome of her stories and such also help>I'm notSorry, I meant that in the royal "you" -- not you specifically.
>>10982901Do >we even know what time zone she’s in? I’m pretty sure she’s safe
I WANT TO UNLOAD ALL OF MY GENETIC MATERIAL INTO GURA AUGHHHHH
gura reminds me of the main girl from bridge to terabithia
>>10983093We've got some solid speculation.
>>10983093She's leaked her timezone a few times actually, but luckily people here haven't talked about it much.
>>10983122oh nyo
>>10983093We know what state from an old on stream yab. No I'm not going to say which.
>>10983151not the ending obviouslybut I found the book in the attic recently and flipped through a bit.
>>10982988Atlanteans know their own.>>10983093She has good opsec and I respect her privacy, so no.
based gura telling the underage to eat shit
>that greyname that tried to pull the Nick Gurr gottemNot even trying, that guy.
>>10983103SAME DESU I WANT TO SPEND EVERY WAKING MOMENT INSIDE OF HER AUGHHHHH
>>10983181>>10983143>>10983134I wasn’t asking, but that’s what I thought yeah. Gura has it done pretty good in comparison to the other ENs and probably even most Holos. I like to think she did her opsec reps.
>>10983103>>10983315Wish GrantedGura eats you, resulting in every single piece of genetic material getting inside of her. Then being promptly dissolved in her stomach acid.
great thread
>>10983359I sense sarcasm, but it actually has been a pretty good thread overall.
It’d be cool if Gura played ffxiv
>>10983443Her autism isn't the subtype for MMOs.She already thinks that j/rpgs=MMO
my dick twitched when she started saying sorry
>>10983443As someone who plays ffxiv, no it wouldn't. Too many retards that play the game would stalk her.
>>10983501she's watched kiara streams before, she knows what a jrpg is
>>10983359thanks
>>10983524Indeed, and yet just last night she equated them to one and the same
gura is so relaxing to listen to.
>>10983601Indeed. Did DuDuL never finish this animation? Would look great in color
is she just building based off of a plan?
>>10983703Yes.
>>10983703>>10973705
>Gura wants you to fuck her in the assWell chumbies?
>>10983773do you expect anyone to say no?
>>10983329...is it no longer common knowledge that she was doxxed to hell and back by obsessed schizosfrom lolcow i think it was?
EATING FOUR HOUR OLD SOUP LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
>>10983773I will commit to the anal intercourse like any gentleman would.
>>10983808why is she like this
>>10983789Some anons are disgusted by anal for some bizarre reason...
>>10983808It's okay, I reheated it for her
>>10983773Anyone who says no is a massive faggot
>>10983791tmk those doxxes were locked down hard /here/ and because nothing of relevance migrated, it became a weak rrat.
>>10983842good job posting an example of something more disgusting than anal
Would you sip cold congealing mystery meat soup that Gura's lips touched?
>>10983773Now, obviously I would rather hold her hands while having vaginal sex with her in the missionary position, cumming inside of her (no condom)but I guess anal is okay too.
>>10983842I'm not against it, but I wouldn't put my glowstick in there without a condom unless it's gura
I feel really aroused and intimidated when Gura looks directly at us...
>>10983773I will __fist___ the shark
>>10982786I've been jacking off to hentai with Gura streams in backgrounds for the last two weeks. I never finish because that'd be disrespectful to Gura so my balls and waist hurt in the mornings and my prostate is so bulged it almost causes constipation when I take a shit.But I persist.
>>10983993What the fuck anon, just unload while listening to her. Gawr would want you to.
>>10983993t.
>>10983869its a rrat as in people don't believe that she got doxxed? or that the dox is fake?
>>10983993nice
>>10983993Weak. You shouldn't need anything other than Gura and you should always finish.
>>10983993The day you finally nut to goomba will be a spiritual experience.
>>10983869thank whoever the fuckI'm happy she doesn't have to deal with that bs again
>>10983993blow a load on a break day ffs
>>10983833>>10983860It's okay. I once passed out drunk, woke up half a day later and ate the fast food I'd left out on the table. Tasted great and I felt fine. She's just like me.
>>10984059cooked food needs more than a day to go bad
>>10983993You're going to fuck up your dick. Nut, for your own safety.
Goddamnit, I have to whip it out and bust some chum now.
>>10984021both, actually. most believed that it didn't happen, mind you. just the product of a schizo spouting their usual diatribe.
>>10983791crazy jealous women, yeah, but eventually they got bored and it's not worth discussing anymore.
>>10984152Ah, the old pretend it didn't happen and it'll go away strategy. Guess it actually worked in this case. lol.
>>10984224
>I have to fix my sleeping schedule so I can go out and do things so I would have something to talk about because I have nothingRelatable.
>>10983791There's only le reddit shark and haha lazy and substance abuse shit these days. Shitposters have grown lazy
Heart rate monitor dream is alive!
i will make the litter box confection!
>cooking streambeen a while
>>10984294and VR horror!
Imagine rubbing your cheeks and against Gura's cheeks.
>>10984270and that's a good thing
gura's cooking streams are so good.
I would really love another gardening stream
>>10984350the meatloaf cooking is peak gooruh, biting into a raw onion while reciting shrek quotes then squirting condiments into her mouth to wash it down
>does Watson have a hoe?chat says "yeah, you".OK, I laughed.
Gura fleshlight when?
>>10984375Yeah, I'd love an update on our dead plants.
Ah man!
>>10984350I've been dying for more cooking from Gurawith or without handcam I don't even care, I love just hearing it
Boom baby!
>>10984528
She's the only person I've ever heard scream like that and it's endearing afI hate it stop gura I'm feeling things
I swear someone just spawns creepers to create content because they don't spawn this often for me in mc.
>>10984577Yeah, she's one of the few people whose scream I don't find annoying
Ai~
>>10984600you see the trick is to be in a situation where a creeper spawning would absolutely suck ass, and then magically one will spawn.
Good lord Guba made me laugh so hard I spit up blood
>>10984617One of my favorite images
abayo stinky!!
>>10984600If you believe the argument in the flattening thread>Hills & Mountain biomes spawn greater creepers>EN doesn't have enough lights>EN hasn't done [unnamed action] that JP did to prevent most creeper spawnsUnrelated: Do you think goomba really has a shark plushie?
>>10984785she has confirmed numerous times that she has a shark plushie.
>>10984785She has the IKEA blahaj if thats what you're asking.
>>10984785i think she's said that she has one, but abandoned her plan to get one for each 100k subscribers due to the logistical burden.
>>10983773ngl anal is a pretty big turn off for me but I'm willing to make compromises
>>10984785>a shark plushie?i see no reason why she would lie about having one
>>10984785Yes, she definitely has a shark plushie. Several in fact. She's mentioned Blahaj several times. Not recently, though.
>>10983773no. i draw the line there. pee is plenty good enough.
>>10984785She sold out her local IKEA buying every single blahaj they had
>>10984880>>10984842I will rape you both if you don't fuck her in the ass.
>>10984880sharks poop through their skin, her anus is only there for sexual pleasure
>>10984921i carry a gun
>>10984930good another thing to fuck you with
>>10984930So do I /k/ friend
Gura said she's eating cake and nobody here mentioned it. You're slacking /ggg/
>now she’s eating cakeJust how much fucking food does she keep at her desk during streams?
>>10984996True. A random chat member was more attentive then us. For shame. I hope it's good.
Gura banging on her flat chest. Cute!
gura beat her chest to assert dominance
>>10985057I imagine she gets quite a few things ready beforehand when she knows it's going to be a long stream. And she probably doesn't go far from her computer when not streaming too.
Gura soup. How good does it taste?
>>10985057Her preparing for streams is putting on her streaming diapers and making sure she has enough snacks and beverages by her desk.
Is sana planning to piss on the moon?
>>10984996That just means the threads are use to her shit diet that they're not surprised anymore.
>>10984828>>10984840>>10984841>>10984847I was pretty sure I remembered her mentioning it, so thanks for that. I wouldn't have normally questioned it, but if you remember the chat after the anniversary? >(You) have very little say on the vtuber model assigned>Gura could only get one (1) set of teethSo the fact that she's a shark, WITH a shark plushie pinged my scrutiny.I want her to have one, and that you're all so sure makes me happy>>10984899I would love for this to be true
>>10985143>diapersShe has my mouth for that, idiot
>>10985168there's no reason to doubt that she was unable to make major requests about the details of her design, but at the same time it's ludicrous to think it's some random coincidence that she's a shark with so many blue design elements.
>>10985171>catch-all diapersScatfag, no...pisschad, YES
She wants all of it, chumbuds!
>give it to me>i want all of it
FUCK CHAT
great.
>ankha animation has been brought up
OH NYOO!
>>10985274all these coincidences have melted my brain now i only know how to do one thing: watch shork
At least it's not a porn version although I would definitely like one
good thing she doesn't know what it's based on.
>>10985532Chat will make sure she knows
>someone showed her the original
I'm glad Gura likes it. It is cute even with chat trying to ruin it for her
Gura is really good at handling this stuff now
What' with all this hush hush stuff. Gura isn't a literal child. The gura version is completely safe as well.
>>10985673Yeah, definitely an overreaction. But I wouldn't expect any less from chat.
>>10985673I'm glad Gura knows not to care anymore and know she's an adult.
>>10985673People are we thought it on the internet. In other news grass is green. Kinda reminds me of a certain other general.>>10985728based
>>10985612 She's going to watch the original after the stream. They aren't ruining shit.
Gura's gonna be flicking the shark bean to ankha tonight
>>10985673Literally told us she was going to send us to the ram ranch. yet somehow a zone animation is too much for her. lol
>>10985756This, she'll definitely watch the original after seeing chat sperg out
>how hard is it?diamonds
Minecraft has finally melted her brain
>>10985756The teen titans ones were peak zone desu
>>10985756>>10985803hot
She's sucked her lips like 10+ times this streammmm fuck!
YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!
>>10985805>>10985673GURA STOP THIS IS YABE LOOK AT ME I"M PROTECTING YOU SURELY NOW YOU WILL BE MY WIFE!
Oh man, these Gura noises
How come she's playing so much Minecraft lately? I thought she said she hated it.>>10985756Get the idea that Gura is fapping 24/7 out of your head, anon. Otherwise you'll unironically start believing it for real and make a fool out of yourself like the guy who sent a SC asking her if she was moist.
>>10985885She's vaping
>>10985673Her chat are literal children
oh nyo
>>10985911A small part of me wants Gura to pull a Reine and read porn aloud. I want to see how much spaghetti is spilled by these literal children.
>>10986025based
>>10985940>How come she's playing so much Minecraft lately? I thought she said she hated it.We've covered this before, but Gura is one of those people that says she hates something when she really means she's just tired of it/not in the mood for it. And she now has many more people to play it with and concrete goals to attain.
these noises tonight....phew
>>10985999stare into my soul goorah>>10986025>my friend has a crush on youme>so their obsession will endnever
>>10986025yeah, me
>>10985756She'll keep working on her house after the stream, and forgets this thing even exists, let's get real.
>>10986169Yeah, just like Super Metroid
>>10986196Are you seriously comparing her Minecraft obsession with Super Metroid?
>it's been 4.5 hours
>>10986335
>>10986169why are you like this
>>10986261Yes, I am. Wanna fight about it?
Gura pls
>>10986402Yes.
>>10986335based on the tutorial, she probably has another 1hr or 1.5hr based on her pace if I had to guess
>>10984258She's just being dumb, the stories she talks about where she goes outside are rare and only last for a short duration.
>>10985999 La cara del chaos...>>10986025What a chad. Helping his brothers out.>>10986085Fair. Sorry I don't browse /vt/ that often.>>10986261Yes. Why?>>10986335Step brother, help! I need to fix my sleep schedule so I can do stuff.>>10986024I've noticed this. Do every holo attract so young audiences? Or is it just Gura? Why? Inb4 something something Gawr
holy fuck I want to kiss gura's bloody lips
she's so cute when she eats
>>10986479I think Gura attracts a younger audience partly just due to her popularity and also having a more childlike appearance. Kids probably think of her a cute cartoon character or something.
>>10983993>my prostate is so bulged it almost causes constipation when I take a shit.God I need to bend my waist all the way forward to release pressure on buttocks entirely otherwise it's impossible to fart. The things I do for Gura.
>>10986479Almost every holo, but the top three are Gure, Pekora, and Calli - not necessarily in that order. >Why?Because funny noises, bright color anime girl, playing games, and Youtube Babysitter.
She still seems a bit self-conscious about not having something to talk about.
gura bleeding so profusely from her lips that she keeps having to suck it up
Sluuurp
>>10986800How the FUCK did Gura become Gure? Gotta neck myself now
>>10986802Yea but not bad enough that she goes full doomer and ends the stream because of it anymore.
>>10986802She turned her funny shark noises dial to maximum to make up for it, I'm content.
>>10986782Careful, soon you'll start shoving things in your dick to plug yourself up.
>>10986911>I'm content.No, noises are.
New thread, Gawr Gura tames a kaiju>>10986970
>>10986954Heh
>>10987011no
>>10987011Don't make an early thread again, newfag.
>>10987047Okay, anon.
TIME TO CONCEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRN
c-c-concerned...
I love my crippled sharkwife
you will never give gura a back massage
gura's desk is too high.god damn it
BATH SALTS LET'S GOOOOO
>5 hours
>>10987274>Feral Gawr chews your face off on bath salts
>>10987278and I could still watch 50 more... hearing her voice never gets old
Did she turn a fan on?
I don't want to link my bank account to youtube so someone please SC Gura for me and tell her to see a sports injury therapist and stop trying to get medical advice from chat.
>>10987342this is fine
>>10987374>Someone please use your money to concernfag Gura for meHow about no?
Cartilage: the stuff made in your ears.
>>10987374I just superchatted her my solution that helped me for 15 years now: get keyboard and mouse that allows you to keep wrists rotated outwards rather than inwards. It's a more natural position that doesn't put twisting stress on joint and nerves.She's rich, she can even afford an ultimate solution: tented split mechanical keyboard with soft wristrests and either a vertical mouse or a trackball.
Gura, stop making sex noises. Actually please keep doing it
Concernfags out in full force
>>10987508>vertical mouse or a trackballWhat the actual fuck is wrong with you?
>carpal tunnelPain Luna>>10987596She asked for advice, chill. And it's not like it's wrong to ask internet nerds about it: this is like #2 menace for us after hemorrhoids.
I'd rather she didn't fuck up her wrist for months like Kripp after playing POE.
>>10987605Nothing, this is the natural resting position for human wrists. Vertical, not rotated horisontal.You don't fucking walk with your palms facing backwards, you let hands dangle along your legs.
>>10987508Honestly, since she was talking about her wrist rubbing on her desk I think that lowering her desk would fix 90% of this issue for her. I finally got a chair with adjustable armrests recently so that my hand is above my desk instead of only being level and it's done wonders.
>>10987620She's not gonna change anything. Same with her back pain; she'll only do something about it once it's too late.
>>10987508>tented split mechanical keyboard with soft wristrests and either a vertical mouse or a trackballI wonder if Gura is going to end up being an ergodox chad
ah the trackball freaks have arrived
>>10987674gravity-kun.... put your hand on a table real quick you literal retard.
>>10987715Because caffeine acts as a painkiller and she forgets about it.
>>10987374You can superchat with google play card money. Youtube does not have my bank info.
>>10987735how tf do you type fast with that?
>>10987715>Same with her back pain; she'll only do something about it once it's too late.Pain is good motivator and it motivated her to buy new chair. And her wrists are already hurting, so>>10987742You're not supposed to sit like that for hours, retard. It's not natural position of your wrists.>>10987735I might once my MS ergo breaks down, I'm not buying one again they fucking cheaped out on materials compared with previous generation.>>10987799With practiced ease?
>>10987742Put your hand on your mouse. Put your pinky on the table and pivot your hand until vertical. if that felt better at all you should consider a vertical mouse.
>>10987508>>10987674That might be effective for carpal tunnel, but not tendonitis, and we don't know which is Gura's problem.
>>10987799you dont the things he is posting is basically placebo shit.A brace, wrist support, and proper chair and desk height are 100000x more important than that dumb overpriced garbage.
>>10987890>tendonitisis pinching of catrilage/nerves between bones, specifically in ankle and forearm when they are overtwistedso yes, it would also help with that>>10987909let me guess: chiropractors are snake oil salesman amirite?
>>10987909>proper chair and desk height98% this is her main problem
you people are weird
>>10987857If you're good with a soldering iron you could build something like a lily58 for much cheaper than an ergodox, I use one and it's really nice.>>10987799Basically by re-learning how to type with your thumbs hitting the modifier keys.
>>10987959Yeah. I just want to sniff Gura's armpits all day every day like a normal person.
why are we talking about ergonomics, I just wanna watch the funny meme shark play the block game
>>10987909>ergonomics>placeboTry moving your steering wheel column 1 centimetre off-center to either side and go for a 200 miles ride. Report back once you've come to terms with need to visit chiropractor after it.
>>10987959I dunno I'm probably going to buy a vertical mouse from this conversation so as derails go it's nice
>>10987946>let me guess: chiropractors are snake oil salesman amirite?No they arent. Anyone who denies they benefits a proper alignment can give you is retarded.They wont cure a broken back but literally millions of people vouch for them for reasons.The shit thats being pettled here is no better than magnetic belts or copper bands and stuff
I seriously doubt Gura needs anything other than a better positioned seat/armrest, frankly.
>>10987946I have tendonitis and had a vertical mouse for a few years. I actually disliked it because you can't use gravity to click, you have to actually squeeze.
CHIROPRACTOR DERAIL TIME LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
thread is so full of boneitis nobody will notice me posting nacho
>>10988151i notice
>>10988151Gura cute Nacho cute!
Yea guys just buy an upside down mouse that way it rests on top of your hand and removes the need to drag it along a pad. Also buy a keyboard that is segmented into 32 different parts so you can position it perfectly to your comfort style. Wrist support and proper posture are retarded.
>>10988151kek
>>10988070>proper alignmentWhat are you arguing again? >>10987857Proper alignment of your hands is vertical one, not horizontal. >>10988078No reason to not invest in bigger mouse and better-shaped keyboard. Any bigg-ish mouse would be giant for Gura, unless it's some sort of wireless laptop microshit.>>10988088Better sensors need effort to click anyway.
>>10988070The kind of split keyboards where you can actually space them out at shoulder width aren't a meme, but its not really the wrist they help with, its the shoulders.
>>10988151
So sleepy.. must stay awake for Gura
gura baby...
>>10988177Nice knee-jerking, retard. See https://www.osha.gov/ergonomics
it's over chumbuds
gura won't do anything until it gets worse and then she'll be gone for a month with no updates because she's barely uses twitter
>>10988197>>proper alignment>What are you arguing again? >>10987857>Proper alignment of your hands is vertical one, not horizontal.Holy fucking retard....
>>10986479>Or is it just Gura? Why?Primarily it's the voice. Her voice is perceived as childlike to just about anyone that listens to her. Parents in particular are quick to assume she's just some young girl playing games on youtube and don't really understand what hololive is.The Algorithm favors her heavily because her audience has an extremely diverse range of interests related to games and anime in particular. Baby Shark is popular among kids so they're quick to pay attention to her aesthetic.tl;dr: She sounds like the voice actress of a children's cartoon and she's an internet meme lord. No one can match the power of her chaos magick.
>>10988261It is. When hands are horizontal, your wrist and forearm bones are twisted. When vertical - they're not. Vertical position is the natural one. Cry me a river retard.
You know what doesn't abuse Gura's poor, injured wrist?That's right, comfy cozy ASMR stream from bed!
My mom teaches 2nd grade and sometimes she asks me about what her kids are watching because I have the taste of a 2nd grader apparently. So far I haven't heard of any kids running around going OH NYOO at each other so I think we're safe for now.
>>10988318Holy actual fucking retard.Please stop embarrassing the chumbuds and read what you replied to you actual troglodyte
how does gura carry such an enormous amount of material on her person? it seems like the size and weight would be incredibly burdensome.
>>10988197>>10988318Alright buddy let's get down to brass tacks: Can I get sick headshots with it?
Here voice is so nice right now..
>>10988401She is so cute
>>10987508As someone with severe carpal tunnel trackballs are the worst fucking thing on the planet and the fact that you even mentioned one proves you have no clue what you are talking about.
>>10988378https://osha.oregon.gov/OSHAPubs/1863.pdf>Try a different input device — one that positions your shoulder, arm, hand, and wrist more comfortably than a mouse.
>>10988512anon this is a PDF that says you can't play PC games anymore
gura's melted brain
>>10988512This man is impressively retarded.Like how can one person have this little brain function?
>>10988503>trackballsFair enough, I won't argue strongly for trackballs in particular.>>10988538It also says how to combat pains caused by wrong computer workspace ergonomics. Chair, armrest and table heights are important. Keyboard and mouse shape are next most important things.
do you guys reckon this undershirt was part of the first version? Or was it added later by the committee.
gura fucks llamas confirmed
>Chat: hot stuff>Gura: NO U!
>>10988595people have been getting carpal tunnel syndrome for centuries from writing with pens and doing all kinds of things. living as a human being and getting older consists today as it always does of using up the lifespan of your body. fixing her desk height is a good and realistic plan. switching to some psycho retard mouse is not. it would be equivalent to telling her to quit her job.
>>10988151You think there's any chance for Nacho family collab (sans Kana)?
>>10988675>witching to some psycho retard mouse is notWhy not?
>>10988692also sans Gura
>>10988692No not at all. Kana basically ruined that.
>>10988692Eventually? Maybe. Anytime in the next year? Very unlikely.
>>10988724i've known a lot of people who switched to the psycho retard mouse and every last one of them came back a few months later and said "i can't play PC games anymore because my new psycho retard mouse is literally unusable for it".
>open the stream on my phone so I can walk away for a second>get an ad for diamond ringsI need to marry this shark..
>>10988784Wow what an argument.
>>10988742Why would Kana ruin that? Nacho is still in touch with ever actual daughter but her. Just don't have Kana on the stream.
>>10988801the psycho retard mouse is slow and unexpressive because it rotates your wrist into a position where you can no longer move the pointer with precision and dexterity. it's an adaptation for the permanently disabled, not a design for normal people.
>>10988675that reminds me of how people in medieval europe would end up with bowed limbs depending on their occupation.
what is that banging noise that keeps happening?
>>10988926that's me accidentally bumping my head on her table while eating her outsorry about that.
with shaders
>>10988858>the psycho retard mouseYou keep calling it that doesn't make it any more argumented. I guess leading manufacturers of gaming input devices don't know what the fuck they're doing when making large mice tilted outwards and neither do people that buy and like them. Neither does OSHA for that matter >>10988512They should all be making flat ones instead for super performance.
>>10988915>>10988964Nice.
So she's just making content for the Shion stream right? That's pretty much it.
>>10988915>>10988964happy shark
Gura's streaming, why are faggots arguing about mice?
>>10988628Have you seen Ina's debut outfit?
>Gura>RedstoneHope she's a quick learner
>>10989021this haunted house? no she said the deadline for this was Oct. 21st
>>10989021No, this is for Halloween.
>>10988987there's a reason for adding a little tilt, which puts your wrist in a similar position to a normal grip for writing with a pen.this pink one?>>10987857this is trash, designed by a psychotic retard. this is the equivalent of trying to scrawl with a hammer fist grip.
>>10989045touchebut nacho seems like kind of a minimalist and has a good eye for cute. I dont think she would put that in on her own. Gura had to ask for teeth, even.
I miss Gura.
>I can fix that later>(but I won't)
>>10989112It's like I can still hear her voice
>>10989051she has stuff to copy, she'll be fine
>>10989182she just built on stream for 6 hours. something like that won't even take 10 minutes off stream.
>>10989105It would look weirder without the undershirt since hoodies are typically worn with something underneath.
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>>10989292ngl I wear hoodies with nothing underneath all the time lol
>>10989326Then you're just weird.
>>10989074>writing same as resting your hand on the mouseI think you are retarded and I will stop replying.
>>10989326this is fuckin nice around the house in winter
>>10989388they're way more similar than you think. true vertical mice are actual fucking trash.
>>10989326>nglYou're posting on an anonymous imageboard. Why would you even need to state that?
>>10989326same desu
I'm watching the sunset with Gura..
i'm convinced she actually has bedbugs, no one should get this many bug bites while never going outside
IT'S THE TICKS
Sings I want her to cover on kareoke The Distillers: The Hunger The Simpsons: See my VestFrozen: Show YourselfMoana: literally any song they're all so good.Limp Bizkit: My WayPokemon: Gotcha
I had my first hololive dream, and it was mostly about Gura. Welp, it's all down hill from here
gura is stinky and has fleas
>>10989523This is true and I love her anyways.
Holy shit she's going to read superchats still. I love her
>>10989430habbit
She's following through with SC reading!? Who is this person.
SHARK PISSY CUNNY SOON
>>10989586Seems like she's really picked up the streaming bug again. Seems like she's been having lots of fun.
thought for sure she was gonna skip SCs since it's almost 6 hours. Good sharkie
>>10989591she checked my work calendar and saw that i don't have any calls before noon so it's okay to stream late like this
>>10989591>who is this personmy wife
>i will still read SCWho the fuck??
>>10989633I made this post
My sharkdutchwife can't be this cute!
Chumbuds, stop crying.
Fucking hell, Gura is going all out tonight. The only one going harder is Ame.
She's so fucking cute even while muted
gura doko
I miss Gura...
it's been 3 minutes gura. piss faster.
Never knew her model moved up and down slightly. Pretty cool.
Imagine Gura going to your room, shoving you onto the floor and peeing on you...
Regarding Gura Schedule.On the 8 she has 2 streamOn the 9 she stream early and has the planningAnd again 2 stream on the 10When Will she sleep ?Sleep Doko ?
>>10989866T u T
>>10989878sleep?
>>10989866I could die happily afterwards if that happened
Are the DMC stories interlinked , I haven't watched 5 yet
>>10989866Kino
>>10989866that's happening to me right now
>>10989927yeah, except for DmC which I think is a reboot
Gura's wants to get flashed in the face chumbies, line up
>two streams in a row that Gura mentions doesn't like RPG'sIt will hurt every time.
>cuckowl in DbD collabwelp
>Gura and meGawr is in control.
Kronii is #5 for DbD, this will be kino.
>I am cute and FunnyBased>>10989927Yeah. The story goes like this:3 > 1 > The Anime > Power Gap where a missing number should be > 4 > 5>>10990068She's the Scott The Woz of Hololive
>>10989927DMC, DMC3, DMC4, and DMC5 are all 100% canon.DMC2's canonicity is questionable.DmC is NOT canon.
Kalimba doko?
>>10990104always has been
>>10990153DMC2 is canon, people need to suck it up.
>>10990129It would be funny if Gura played 2 it'd be like the superbestfriends lets play
gura is on the 25 hour day. nice.
LOL there are over 500 SCs
Fuck me I have 2 hour of Yesterday's VOD still left and now 6+ hours today
Good night buds. Can't handle much more sadly.
I cant do it, I'm tapping out. Goodnight.
>>10990533>>10990527Night buds
>>10990527>>10990533cowardsnight