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>Archiveshttps://mega.nz/folder/PJljFaDC#bERcB4FtvuLJpahT2AFb5Q (Song Archive)1414211 (7.29 Unarchived Karaoke)1428330 (9.03 Unarchived Karaoke)1434768 (9.19 Unarchived Karaoke)1440268 (10.05 Unarchived Karaoke)>Channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8rcEBzJSleTkf_-agPM20g>Twitterhttps://twitter.com/irys_en>Hololive Originals Cover Serieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDN9o6GQdm4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzEEffCJOjshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53rJX52p3G8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCf4mFiR--w>Caesura of Despair AMVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDyZ3VgjcCE>dioramahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxr3BV-t0Tc>Other Youtube Music Songshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBNI979XyoEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5w1lfb-RMshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGH-6CaG8HIPrevious thread>>10827715
ASMR WITH IRYS UOOOOOOOOOOOAH SEX SEX SEXXXXXXXX
>>10884941When is she going to use her blush?
>>10884974Also known as never...
>>10884974If Irys drinks at all it's only social
>>10884974Get her to stream at late late night shes always so giddy there its almost the same as drunk
>>10884942H A N O IANOI
>>10884942wearing a wig and put on makeup doesnt make you a female
It's a shame she couldn't find the full karaoke for Euterpe. Would have been a good one.
>>10885048idk anon, that larynx looks pretty feminine to me...
>>10885044No, not really
>>10885044please dont post photos of yourself in this hellhole...t. boomer
>>10884974Fauna is unironically the one who wants to do drinking streams. IRyS is all about the soda and cake.
>>10885113bae drinking stream was fun. she got wasted very quickly
>>10885094They r not into hags and they cant tell the differences b/w girls and trans anw.Maybe i *am* a trans
>>10885113The only way I could see it happening is if she had like one drink on a holiday singing stream or something like that. And that would still be unlikely.
>>10884942If your initials are EL, I'll keep your secret kek
>>10885127At least half of that she was probably just playing up, her uh, family would probably deport her if she truly got drunk
>>10884974still looking for n******’s drinking stream. lost media?
>>10885180It's a ladyboy isn't it
>>10885127She'll have another drinking stream with Calli this week while reviewing rooms. Very intrigued.
>>10885150>>10885127>bae fauna IRyS gura holiday "sip of champagne" collab
>>10885218It's forbidden from this mortal realm
>>10885218Had no luck with it and no longer on YT, unless someone recorded it at the time, it's lost.
>>10884942noone gives a shit attentionwhore, holy fuck>>>/soc/
>>10884974maybe calli will get Irys to drink SOME alcohol, just for fun in their offcollab.
I do want a zetsudan stream in which Irys does not play up the character too much and just relax, be silly and low energy
>>10885333This is not a guy only thread fuckers, ive been lurking and posting here for weeks already and it was fine. U guys just have to turn up that assholeness of urs
>>10885377do you Gosling for Irys too, anon?
>>10885342Give it a couple of months anon. It's happened to HoloMyth, it'll happen to her for sure
>>10885407Very anon. I was the one posting the one last kiss mp3 and saying theres no way she can be a lesbian. My gay dar doesnt pick up on it. Pain
>>10885335>Deadbeat Progenitor gets my oshi into drinkingPlease, no..
>>10885377just keep lurking and postingignore them you are gonna make things worse...
>>10885427Don't make me get the napalm Tran
>>10885427she mentioned being bi in one of her early streams can't remember which one
>>10885429it'll be fun, at most we'll probably just get some cute noises out of Irys
>>10885496There's no way she'll drink before they're done singing.
>>10885487Dude for real? Ive heard someone said that, like from her Discord or sth but i dunno, i didnt buy>>10885506
She has never read any my comment. I see myself on her screen, so it is not shadowban. Closest when I have been couple times was when she read something funny by me, but later and constructed differently like someone rewrote.I can't be the only one, right? She has like 5k people on average.
>>10885555today she read my comment about her mic being low! :Dand then she did nothing about it >:(
>>10885555I'm sorry anon, you'll get it some day.
>>10885487>>10885551Dead rrat until someone posts evidence. And no one has, since debut.
irys costume for halloween?vampire?witch?mummy?devil?
>>10885598Its fine, in the end its all gosling anw, regardless
>>10885555good luck next time
great, my pure irys threads ruined by an attention seeking troon talking about itself and posting selfies
>>10885631schoolgirl UOOOOOAOHHHH SEXXXX
>>10885708they've been around for a while, the typing style is distinct enough to tell, but you are right, there's no point in this other than spite.
>>10885708Don't worry, there's a solution
I got side-tracked so gotta ask again. U guys got any recommendation for good vpn, i want to make superchat but dont want my info stolen
>>10885790use the vpn that appear on every 1mil sub channel
>>10885790Why are ARS-donating flips like this?
>>10885790How does a VPN prevent your info from being stolen?
>>10885817Nordvpn? Its got shit review tho
Anons, I have a confession to make. A month ago I started to post soundbits here just as a hobby, but as of late I might actually gosling. By toying with the vod audios (mostly by just making it louder) I can hear her limbs brushing on her clothes, the aircon running in the background (creating the ambience that we are in the same room), the stomach and throat sounds that 90% of her audience will never hear, etc.The last member karaoke stream and the incoming asmr stream made me decide that I will be making a text adventure w/ audio about Irys being a potential date for my own pleasure.I fear of the consequences but I do not care anymoret. soundbit anon
>>10885830i've been reading about ARS everywhere the last couple of days, w-w-whats ARS superchats?
>>10885830No stupid, my country doesnt have superchat feature, problems w tax and gov. we gotta do it like the the indo, switch to usd.>>10885836Cheap free vpn get ur info back as reimbursement?
>>10885869Ah ok I get what you mean now.>>10885854ARS is a shit currency so they can get red SCs for about $16 USD.
>>10885850Based anon. Pls keep up the good work. Greatly appreciated>>10885854Argentina currency, doesnt worth much so its a cheap way to do SC and get noticed, but Irys doesnt read ARS SC anymore so its fine
>>10885850That's dangerous territory, anon. I was the first breadbaker and have since limited myself to song archive specifically because I parasocial'd myself really bad early on. Do what you must, but remember that you'll pay the price for it one day.I value your work, don't burn yourself out.t. archive anon
>>10885895>>10885915I see, thanks for explaining ARS. wow thats a pretty cheap currency, I understand now why people are shitting on it. i'm a disgusting SEAnigger flip and i totally see my countrymen trying to cheap out through ARS
>>10885952How bad can one parasocial anon? Like at what point u gotta hit the brake and say stop? Genuinely curious
>>10885850godspeed and think the posible legal consequences if you release it kek
>>10885995I used to respect Greentea or whatever the fuck his name is when he used to donate PHP. Now, he's just attentionfagging with ARS at this point, along with King Poliwhirl. Both flips who deserve the rope.t. flip
>>10885850>>10885952Audio anons really do stare down the barrel of madness, it seems.
>>10886036Domo kun seems pretty cool. But desu Greentea not that bad, its nice someone pays money to remind her to hydrate, eat and posture check.
>>10886036i never noticed they switched to ARS, i try to ignore their messages since its one thing to Gosling in your head and here, in public chat and twitter its kinda too much even for my retarded self
>having to share a thread with a gorillion SEAmonkeys and a few leafsAh, the things one does for their oshi...
>>10886093Switching between flip and ARS just looks scummy. But he's still one of the top donators I guess.>>10885952Good luck fixing the Taylor Swift song.
>>10886006Basically couldn't fall asleep anymore, my head was filled with her and existential dread over never meeting someone like her to spend my life with, and I'd just end up staring at the ceiling for hours.
>>10885850when you get tired of it maybe u can share?
>>10886157That was out of nowhere
>>10886211...oh no ive just realized something japan does seem wonderful as a traveling spot
>>10886026>>10886216I may not release it because I'll be using a lot of soundbits from member's only stream, and I don't want to give out freebies of content that is not from me anyway.I don't think I want to share the experience of it either.
>>10886211>Basically couldn’t fall asleep anymoreWhat? That’s crazy talk. Surely, that would never happen to me, too..ha ha...
>>10886292understandable, have fun anon. no need to feel guilt about it, no one's getting hurt really, right?
>>10886211>>10886303Btw, if ur serious about the sleep problem, melatonin can help
>>10886366NTAs but personally I just like to take a few hours to digest the stream after she's done or rewatch it if it's a karaoke, and she usually finishes pretty late into the night. It's messing up my work schedule a bit.
>>10886366Melatonin is prescription only in the UK and I'd never visit a GP over that. Also too afraid to get addicted to aids like that. My issue resolved after I took a step back from the Nephilim and didn't spend all my time keeping the split alive, making images to post and writing copypastas to counter the anti-IRyS crowd at the time. I wrote the "her face is the cutest" and "Oh, you don't know IRyS" pastas but was told one too many times not to reply to bait...
>>10886404>>10886456Thats nice, i have the opposite problems. Her streams actually help me sleep more. Shes just got a real nice soothing voice. Lord helps me if she doesnt stream...
>>10886211Damn, I'm almost at the same boat as you, existential crisis and all. Still fighting myself to not fully obsess but it's getting hard every day. Weird because a couple of months ago, I never get why would anons obsess over a vtuber, but here I am
>>10885952I'll try not to get hit hard. Maybe.I'll have to talk to other people if I think it's really bad and hopefully snap out of it.
>>10886211I almost truly goslinged. Good thing I came back to my senses after realizing she's just an entertainer and the person behind the screen is a different person. Hoping the best for you, anon.
Funny how i knew a girl that has habit of saying yoisho just like Irys lol
I just got to the Think of Me part of the karaoke and she sounds so beautiful...
I think gosling memeing is taking a toll on me. I might slowly become a true gosling.
>>10886747it's always a meme until it's not
>>10886211>>10886456Damn bros you guys got it bad. My Gosling with Irys is different, since i'm old Irys reminds me of youth i'll never get back, makes me wonder if i could have found a girl like her back in highschool or college. Now it's all way too late
Damm that member stream really fuck with a Lot of you.I wish you well fellow irystocrats of all My favs irys hurts the most because she is the most perfect...
>>10886763>bros>you guyshaha, yeah...I always assumed that living with that kind of regret is worse but perhaps the perspective one gains with more age helps. I turned 30 this year and considering her age, I won't give up just yet.
IRyS and Suisei give me hope that there are girls out there that share my hobbies.
>>10886946Its ok dude. There are tons of girls out there that share ur hobbies. I have met some. Just sharpen urself up a bit and u'll do fine
How was the engagement in the latest member stream? Likes?I hope she had a healthy membership count.
>>10886946I lost such hopes long ago. I only want to see IRyS achieve her goals, as the gosling/hopeful in me died in the spring of youth
>>10886763you are not alone. I mean, I'm not old. I'm about same as IRyS age. She tried hard to get into entertainment for years, so she had to experience even more things that I did that could crush her faith in people. But despite that she is always cheerful, chatty and open. She learnt over 100 songs and spend multiple hours daily streaming for us, random losers all over globe. IRyS truly and consciously loves people, not same way as naive teenage girl, but artist driven by passion and need to express herself. Thanks to her I actually decided to try to live, not just exist. I'm finishing my motocycle lessons, so next year I'm going to travel across Europe. I'm regurarily writing my shitty book ala light novel, training with dumbbell and I decided to visit Japan in three years.She gives me constant motivation to try things and hold to them. tl;dr I love her as an idol, but I'm not deluding myself into parasocial relationship
>>10887293Same she's like a beacon of hope for me. Probably due to the happenings today I finally got motivated to change myself slowly for the better.
>>10887293>>10887325More power to you anons. That's what I'm striving towards; to spend my efforts in making myself better instead of obsessing. It's been difficult but hopefully I get there someday
This place starting to look like /∞/ on post nut clarity
>>10887439yeah, i dont wanna examine my life any further. someone post some Irys lewds or horny fics
>>10887773Im down for anything not futa
>>10887795Rat is streaming, might as well watch her, Rat collab hype
>>10888000I dont have a thing for Australian accent...and im a millennial, cant keep up w such energy
>>10888243Me in the foreground
>>10888243thanks anon, Irys to me seems like a receiver of everything in bed UOOOOOOOOAAAHHH imagine her noodle arms trying to do work
>>10888408noooooooo more reality i will never have, damn u anon
Rat just said Calli approached her to do their drinking stream, cmon Calli get Irys to drink with you on the offcollab
>>10888611drunk IRyS karaoke sounds blessed
>>10889034wonder if she'll burp mid-song
>>108871771115 members chatted during the course of the stream.
>>10889238Not truly accurate though, myself and many others are shadow banned.
>>10884894I can't access the MEGA it wants decryption keys
>>10889404It's work find for me
Archive additions. Normalisation did not have the effect I would've liked so I just fixed the usual scuff.The Lazy Song - Bruno MarsEuterpe (TV size) - EGOIST (early scuff)Departures ~Anata ni Okuru Ai no Uta~ (TV size) - EGOISTGives You Hell - The All-American Rejects (early scuff, mid-scuff)Sugar, We're Goin Down - Fall Out BoyHitorigoto (ヒトリゴト) (TV size) - ClariSTreasure - Bruno MarsYou Belong With Me - Taylor SwiftPPAP - PIKOTAROPPAP v2 - PIKOTAROGirlfriend - Avril LavigneKanashimi no mukou e (悲しみの向こうへ) - Itou KanakoI Love You I Need You (アイラビューアイニジュー) - KEIAnzu no Uta (あんずのうた) - Hiromi IgarashiA Whole New World - Brad Kane & Lea Salonga>You all belong to IRyShttps://files.catbox.moe/dxzeye.ogg>>10889404The key is bERcB4FtvuLJpahT2AFb5Q but it's in the link, your browser is messing with you.
PPAP was unironically my favourite part of the karaoke
>>10888408>YWN try every pose from the handholding kamasutra with IRySJust end me
>>10886946Irys ironically only makes me even more apathetic towards most women in general, she proves they're capable of being truly interesting, funny and cute but still choose to act the way they do instead
>>10890078Just like SEAnigs, women are not a monolith. It's unfortunate but you'll have to treat them as individuals if you want to meaningfully engage with them. Says the guy that got cheated on once and has not been able to maintain a healthy relationship with a woman since, but that doesn't make it any less true.
>>10890078they are to me as frequent as males. I don't know who you met and where, but I have some theory. Tell me first.Are you ugly?
>>10890078Irys would seem horribly maladjusted to normies though, we love her cuz she shares the same weeb interests as us.
Not your blog, faggots. No one cares how lonely you are because Megan won’t let you put your peepee in her poopoo. Start fixing your problems by having some self respect.
*cums on thread*
>>10890848yeah. SEAnigger hours
Damn Irystocrats going gosling on steroids. Wish you luck bros
>>10890239Something similar happened to me also. It completely fucks when your mindset. I haven't been able to open up to anyone since.
>have some really nice s-sodaGoddamn Irys.
>>10891709The thing that happened to you guys is in reverse for me. Now I can't trust myself to not do it again.
Irystocrats more like Irystocraps lmao
>>10890239actually made it to getting married a long time ago before she ran out, there really is no amount of effort good enoughAlso you fags need to work on your bait, using the reddit incel narratives like monolithposting even "ironically" has been done to death
>>10892124And ur such a big shot u have to come here to seek attention my dude
>>10892420Don't reply to bait, anonbro
Irystocrats, you don't have to always give (you)s, okay?
>>10892385Im normies, someone mind explaining what monolith posting is? Pls dont shit on me, im doing rep
And I have found no quality vanilla, non futa irys centered fic, i will just write it myself damn it. I will even make it lesbo.
>>10892808Write one about a soda date.
>>10892808she barely gets fanart, and vtubers don't get much erotica as it is, there'll probably never be enough written for her to cover most categories so expect to DIY a lot
>>10892649“All women are _____.”You can’t say that women are lazy, boring, and unethical when compared to men of similar intelligence. Or that there have been entire studies done on it, which is why feminists had to invent the “ethics of care” to explain away an entire sex’s lack of character as women just refusing to conform to patriarchal notions of “honor” and “duty.”Talking about this stuff will invoke the wrath of the tone police, since it shows an autistic disregard for the time honored mating ritual of letting women get away with murder so long as they’ll fuck you.
>>10892808I did tell you the /∞/ archive has a few good IRyS fics, with only a couple of futa ones that I did, the rest being vanillaGo for it though anon, I await your writefagging eagerly, I think IRyS works well as a dom (demonic side) with aftercare (angelic side) but interpret her how you wish. My own writefagging began because I saw few futafags around so took matters into my own hands, and so now I’ve done 30+ ficst. writefag
No bias here, she's not even my oshi, but I think Irys should cover Odo.She has the best version I've seen and it was just a karaoke.
>>10892808Hey I did it. It's actually softcore and just foreplay mostly (Irys/Kronii pairing) but I just need to see a twisted, dom Irys for once. Bless me first time writing a fic. All my firsts are being given to Irys.https://rentry.co/qp85v
>>10894481Agreed, I love her Odo cover
>>10894481Her rendition of Odo is somehow cute and fierce.
>>10895682Hello. Archiveanon from /∞/ here. May I post this link to the Kronii thread, please? It makes it easier to timestamp, for archiving purposes. Thank you!
>>10896226Yea sure thanks
>>10896275Thanks as well for your contribution
>>10895682Not that anon, but damn. That was hot. Nice stuff!
>>10887293I wish I could say the same thing as you but I'm way too deep into this, I only want to spend the rest of our days togetherI guess one positive I got from this was getting back into vidya
I definitely didn't just wake up to post the ending of last night's unarchived stream no sir of course not I simply want people to hear how much of a dork she ishttps://files.catbox.moe/uxj8j6.mp3
>>10896528Thanks, experience and med helps
>>10884942Based femcel banning the fuck out of fagcels!
>>10896698>another attention whore who can't even follow the first rule>basedlul
Do you guys think this song would suit her voice? It is from one of my favorite anime that I watched as a kid (its from the 80's but I watched it in late 90's). https://youtu.be/wrAf1zZslaE
>>10896973Might need 1 key higher but ye she could pull a more-than-decent version off, I'm sure
>>10896973IRyS covering any songs from Dirty Pair or Bubblegum Crisis would be awesome
>>10896903>t. seething chud chincel.
>>10896698>>10896903Just fucking move on already>>10896973I think the pace fits her really nice but the throaty low notes may be tough?
I'd love her to do Utada Hikaru's Travelling. The way she fades out her voice is so good and that song has plenty of parts conducive for that.
>>10897196Yea, i think this would work.Tho ive been hoping she'd do Zettai Zetsumei from Egoist too
Hoping for something more fast paced for her next original, she seems to like rock music so maybe
Why does her model sometimes appear darker? Wtf is up with that?
>>10897956Pics? I dont recall any moments it gets darker
>>10897956irys is adding effects to make her seem lighter than debutshe really wishes she was as cute as before
If she ever gets new clothes, sundress and sun hat would be great. She reminds me of a nice summer day
>>10898456>next model is just n-word with horns and dark hairMy knees couldn't handle it
>>10898467Thanks makes sense
>>10898913>n-wordGo back reddit nigger
>>10898913I'd kneel so hard, my legs would disintegrate.
Love seeing anons get filtered in real-time.
What are you guys expecting for the ASMR stream? I'm feeling like no matter what I'm gonna enjoy it. Unless she pulls the devil side out suddenly and deafens me with something. I'd probably still thank her anyways
>>10901595She could do a repeat of the first one with small variations and it'd be fine since things like hair cutting should be a completely different experience with a binaural mic. I don't really have any expectations, mostly just curious to find out how she will sound with the new mic.
>>10901595I want to hear her heartbeat, Lamy-style
PreChat is up!https://youtu.be/qNmDjU7ZE-Ahttps://youtu.be/qNmDjU7ZE-A
Dude its 2 a.m here and im gosling so hard with the existential crisis so you are welcomed to join me.You met Hope on a summer night and it took 5 dollars to get her to have a meal with you by a vending machine....https://rentry.co/atw9n
>>10902461My feels…nice work anon, get some rest though friendoI see the fluffposters are learning from the kronies. Maybe the other splits will yet be filled with archives of fics.T. kronie
>>10902207Guess the portal opening project being over doesn't mean she is going to sleep early after all
>>10902207About to call out of work for this
>>10903404she retweeted Ina Stream a few minutes before it started, worry not anon, sleep is for the weak
>>10903404I'm expecting some yawning ASMR
>>10903641Oh god are we gonna get "barely woke up" IRyS ASMR I'm going to probably die
>>10884894I'm a complete n00b. How do those number strings relate to finding the unarchived karaokes?
>>10905821It's the cat's meow.
I love my Vsinger (future) wife!
almost 8am in japanshe probably fell asleep during ina's mario kart stream... CUTE!
I had to go to sleep at around the 3-hour mark of IRyS's stream last night. How much longer did she go on for?
>>10909618Another half hour or so, here's the ending if you wanted it >>10896567
>>10907754I don't remember posting this
>>10910704You didn't, I did.>>10907754This is my post.
>>10910704>>10911994Thanks for reminding of my post history past me!
>>10889740I like true middle and bottom right
>>10899433lurk moar in this general
>>10885487do you archive repshttps://twitter.com/irys_en/status/871391954390495233#m
>>10917556She's horny 24/7 bois I'm reserving 6-7 AM slot
>>10914535Great IRyS picture.
>>10917841then i'll take 8-9 am
>>10906536>1440268That makes even less sense. Let me reiterate. COMPLETE n00b. I know nothing. I just want my sweet nephilim singing.
Gura finds IRyS' melon farm really useful!
>>10919642it really is useful, they just need to increase the farmers to trade melons with
>>10899433kek, lurk moar
>>10919642It's been useful. Fauna and Polka ate melon exclusively on their trip. Botan took melon, but she was mostly amused by trying to catch the cart as it whizzed by. It's a good addition to the server, I just wish it wasn't so big.
I want IRyS to be my wife for today
>begin in 2 minutes>begin in 1 minute>begin in 16 minutes
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1445576431862304774?s=20Stream delayed. Honestly expected this since it's her first time to set up the mic and stream it
>>10922149Setup troubles I suppose. Better a delay than a scuffed stream.
>>10922149Understandable. She's trying to figure out this marvel of technology
>wasn't able to finish gura's stream because kronii and mumei>won't be able to finish kronii and mumei because of irysaaaaa
>>10922540>Going to have to skip out on Kronii/Gura for IRyS>Astel starts singingAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>10922540Mori, Kronii & Irys all going at the same time, they're the three HoloENs I follow. I feel bad for Mori since barely anyone is watching her.
>>10923879Waiting for hope...
>It's startingGuess it's time to mute all the other streams
LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOrys
>>10917841Fucking IRyS on Brunch for me
Irys why'd you become a pngtuber
Ooh god I'm going to die
>>10920315You are a scholar and a gentleanon, thank you.
>Goslings talking about time slots with IRyS>24/7 interested in boys>boysThis is just her inner fujoshi verbalising her desire for shotas
>IRyS speaks into my ear>Heart actually skipsWhat.. What the fuck was that?
OMG MY HEART
>>10924246Okayu and other holos also put up a png sometimesMay be to avoid scuff with the model
BRUH'S MY DI-
Please start kissing and licking the mic
it's like there are 2 irys
>stream starts>audio is fine>chat tells her to turn it up>Now we can hear the air conditioning Every fucking time.
This is already going greatthe text adventure will be great too
>>10924493Anon please, I'm trying to live>Scizzorsmy fucking fight/flight just triggered
oh no wait I think I'm shadowbanned nowno.....
I thought ASMR is not suppose to be sexual
Ok I'm really liking this
She gonna cut my penisLet's gooooo
>>10924561What? You never heard Choco ASMR?
How the fuck is she so good at this?
Oh geez I wonder what it is Irys.
>>10924561ASMR is inherently sexual
>>10924550Eh it's fine, creates the ambience that I and Irys are in the same room
Ahh, my dose of GFE...
i wonder if she gets horny, whispering...
>>10924561>a girl whispering in your ears>>10924790
IRyS sounds different, like more sexy then normal.
>>10924858She's always horny
Am I suppose to tingle in my spine?
>That exhaleYou think she's going to ever do a members ASMR?Asking for a friend
>>10924858>>10924912That's her secret crat
>in FOREVERGod I need an IRyS girlfriend so bad
> Use pngGuess she learn it from noel, nice.
Irys is the biggest dork, and i am struggling to maintain my erection due to her dorkyness. But i love Irys anyways
God she sounds so hot when whispering for some reason
>>10924971There's no way she isn't she could get so many members now with this demonstration
>>10924790IRyS is inherently sexual
Those are my ears.
She rubbing my ears
Irys rping as a hairdresser reminds me of Chitose.
wtf she's way too into this
Where the fuck this Yandere play come from holy shit...
>>10925132Good shit kek
oh shit bois this is the real deal. This is IRyS hair. I'm gonna coom
I'm actually losing it, lads
>>10925132Gosling stop I can't hear Irys over my own laughs now
Is she brushing her hair??...?
What the hell shes a natural
>no shaverlads I'm not gonna make it
>The pitter patter of her footstepsaaaaaaaaaaa
Imagine the members GFE ASMR
>release formoh no
"all customers leave satisfied"This is it bros... Go on without me...
>>10925540It's her bare feet too.
Holy fuck I almost fell asleep already.
ow I just got a papercut
>>10925555Wrong girl, coomer
This can't end well. Oh well.
She even made us sign it I love her
I just sold My soul LETS GOOOOOOOOO
>POV: IRyS forces you to sign a marriage certificate
Okay, I'm impressed Irys is doing this RP without getting flustered and getting good sounds, even on her first try. She seems to be a natural with this
please writeanons codeanons drawanons soundanons make a vn AAAAAAH THE GFE
Irys is good at this. Honestly i would love a yandere asmr stream, where Irys doms you.
>she's cutting fucking paper and pretending it's hairthe nerve of this dork
I LOVE THIS DORK NEPHILIM
>>10925843She was giggly at first but she calmed down pretty quick, I wasn't sure she'd be able to get serious with it
It's IRyS, not IRyM
I'm just imagining IRyS with those big crayola safety scissors cutting up old newsprint.
THERE GOES THE EAR!
Well there went my other ear
Guys I think I can't hear from my left ear anymore.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Ya boi just lost a ear lets goooooooooo
>>10885555(Waste)>>10886747>>10887293>>10887325>>10890877>>10924405>>10925303>>10925388>>10925610>Goslings(The other one gets a free pass this time)
AH MY FUCKING EAR
I should be sleeping already to get up early, but here I am, listening to audio that's supposed to make you sleep while fighting to stay awake so I can listen to it more.Why do you do this to me, IRyS?
Imagine if she used her tongue to "wipe it off"
>IRyS cutting your hair and grinding against your arm while she reaches across and puts her chest in your face
>>10925998>make you sleepIt's suppose to make you tingle
>>10925998>listening to audio that's supposed to make you sleep while fighting to stay awake so I can listen to it more.The ASMR sleeper's dilemma
>>10925555Checked and orgy with Miosha and IRyS
I know I'm weird, but I like keeping my blood inside of my body.
>>10925998I don't think you're supposed to sleep to this one.
Are there any other EN members aside from Fauna who does ASMR?
I'm dying, her whisper voice is TOO GOOD.
>>10926105You don't want IRyS to consume your blood every morning before breakfast?
>>10925998>Sleeping while someone cuts your hairAn accident in the making
>>10926151Mumei is about to do it this week
IRyS please cut my dick off
>happy accidentsI'm very happy about our newborn son too Irys
Great, now I want a Bob IRyoss ASMR stream.
>>10926151Mori has Some extremely cursed ones and kinda normal ones
>>10926151There have been attempts
>>10926151Mori is the only one that does it with a binaural mic I think.
>>10925990You new? We've been doing this since day 1.
>>10926151Mori does so every once in a while since deadbeats groomed her.
Both ears gone
IRyS, you're assaulting my heart, my dick, and my sides
GOOD FUCKING LORD
IRyS could you please stop cutting my ears? I need them.
>oops I did it againIrys I only have 2 ears you can't keep "oops"ing
Did Ina do ASMR at one point? Was it any good?
>>10926151Mori has done a few ASMR streams. Ina and Gura got a mic but have done a grand total of one stream each with it. There's also Reine who recently got a mic, her first ASMR stream was actually very similar to IRyS' right now.
>>10926151Calli does them, Ameila did it but that was only once or twice.Mumei has one planned kind of maybe
>>10926250WHAT? CAN YOU SAY THAT AGAIN ANON?
>>10926300She did a drawing asmr stream once...
I can hear her better without my ears getting in the way.
>>10926300Ina did an ASMR drawing stream like 6 months ago.
>>10926300iirc it was just whispering. I'm probably wrong though.
>Irys purposefully makes you deaf so she's forced to take care of you
I've been fighting with Nijiniggers all day so I needed this ASMR to heal my soul. Thank you IRyS
kek this dork
>>10926381Even though she didn't do anything ASMR specific man that good to listen
>Just a touch up~>[CUTS AGGRESSIVELY]
>>10926247You new? He's been posting that since day 1
What is the best volume setting?
>she thinks "I can't hear you" is to do with the stream>realizes the joke they're making
Irys licking the blood off my ears let's gooooooooooooooooooo
>>10926491Everything 100%, obviously
>>10926491SEXXXXXX would be the best
>>10926491The "turn it up to eleven and rip the knob off" level
SHE'S GONNA CUTS OUR FINGERS
>extra serviceShe is really good at teasing
WAIT IRYS I USE THOSE
THANK GOD I cut my nails in the morning.
>Extra serviceGoddammit Irys
she is so cute...
>Super sharp nail clippers>They sound like scissorsAbort mission
This is giving me shivers
Alright that sound is fucking horrible
I actually keep my nails trimmed painfully short because people used to harass me if I let them grow even 1mm beyond the edge of my finger
JEEESAS that scared me
she's ripping my fucking fingernails off I love it
>Listening to the nail clipping is actually giving me an erectionoh my god
>>10926748Feel the tingles, baby
>>10926765All I can think of is Higurashi and I fucking hat it
the saliva sounds are pure sex
I hate this screechy sound
>>10926894I don't know if I would call it tingles
irys how a about a kiss on the lips
>That "Don't you think so?"Sounded oddly threatening...
Ok the nail cutting is the only time I think I've got the ASMR tingles
This isn't doing it for me.What is wrong with me?
It's soda isn't it
>>10927009I had to go clip thathttps://files.catbox.moe/fn6jnq.mp3
is it aphrosadiac for my dick irys
>>10926766based military bro
>Hand creamHere we go
Bros she's rubbing me off
holy fuck I jumped
Fuck, that scared the shit out of me
MY FUCKING EARS
I coomed as soon as she sprayed, I don't know how to feel.
>Actually uses the accidental loud sounds to keep up with the bitWhat a genius
Thanks for reminding me not to sleep, Iryd
>>10927326You should feel pathetic! Work on your endurance anon.
desu I prefer the fake soft whispering to legit asmr
>hairspray SC milk
Every hair stylist/barber I've ever been to doesn't mind if you fall asleep during it as long as they're able to rouse you when they're done and you're not unconscious in their chair.
>>10927489I've never fallen asleep at the barber because I don't really like getting my hair cut
>I haven't received a tip in agesI can fix that
All these "tip" talking is breaking me AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
So what do we think? Will she be willing to do straight up girlfriend roleplay for member's ASMR?
>>10927553I fell asleep once because I was sleep deprived and the barber nearly cut me
Her whispering is great
There is going to be so many good sound bites after this stream
>>10927670Depends on her mood and the reception after this stream
>>10927670She won't do actual lewd stuff. Might be open to RP though.
>>10927751The sound anons are mining a big haul
>>10927670I'll go SuperDuperCool if she does, but I think that would be unlikely
why does my card decided not to have money this time...i wanted that kiss...
What do you mean it's almost been an hour
>>10927553I don't like falling asleep because I love haircuts, they're like head massages, especially when they wash it. It helps that is always a girl who cuts it.
>>10927670I can only hope...
>>10927751>>10927785I will post the audio of the whole vod and you will still enjoy it
And here come the $50 supas.
50 dollars is how much they have the nerve to charge around here
>Just $50Bros, I'm booking IRyS for the nightThe whole night
>>10927776I'm not expecting delivery health, I just want a cute date night. Maybe ear/oil massage, gentle reassurances, that kind of thing. I want to be able to pretend she genuinely loves me.
I love you IRyS but the price thing is pretty cringe, you can be more creative than that.
>No happy ending
>50I WANT TO PAY THAT AND MOREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Bros, she gave us her numberBROS, WE'RE IN THERE
This stream is my new med now
>>10927670Oh shit she actually might
>Members only ASMR
>>10927966You only get the tip
>>10928122What number I missed it
>baiting for member subs
she is making my dick hard and i dont like where this is going
>>10928216She need soda to live please undastand
Ac is off AAAAA
>>10928216That's how business works
Is she like this during her T4 membership streams?
IS JUST $5/MOIS JUST $5/MOIS JUST $5/MOIS JUST $5/MOIS JUST $5/MOIS JUST $5/MO
IRYS IS GOING TO DATE RAPE ME
IRYS IS TELLING US TO TAKE OUR MEDS.
>Date rapeThis took a DRASTIC turn
Wait is she going to drug us and handcuff us to a pole naked? Thats hot
I WON'T TAKE MY MEDS
Ahh no stop breaking the immersion
Was she shadowbanned?
>>10928693nahjust a very packed night full of EN streams
>>10928693>>10928747She was talking about shadowbanned chatters.
IRyS forgot the N...
>>10928479I WILL NEVER TAKE MY MEDS
Ciderella alter-ego confirmed.
>male>lots of step sistersBACK YOU SUCCUBI!
Where are we going with this, IRyS
>bloody tearsI didn't know she was telling a Castlevania fanfiction.
If your shadow banned and you send a super chat does it just disappear?
She wants you to stop telling her to drink water and not soda.
>>10929126No, SC shows
she's a dork...i love her...
>>10929184Weird my supa disappeared. I didn't even put a message. Also apparently i am shadow banned.
I WILL enable IRyS with more Soda and you can't stop me!!!!
>>10929378shut up architect I want Irys to keep her noodle arms
This is so dumb and I love it
POV:You and Irys are lying in bed at night, ready to sleep.You are half-asleep with her snuggling close to you. Her head rests at the crook of your neck and shoulder and every time she says something, you can feel her breath blow on your skin. Your hands are tracing circles on her warm, small back and you can make out the goose bumps that appear there.You are quite tired but she seems hyper tonight, keeps chatting about her day and even ended up sharing her new take of Cinderella.The story amused you a lot. You grumble while she is cheekily smiling and teasing you with its twist and turn even more.You doze off amidst her soft whispering..
IRyS and Choco should do an off collab ASMR stream.
IRyS story time is making me sleepy...
"TELEPORT ME JUST TELEPORT ME"my fucking sides
>>10929557>>10929614>>10929660kronii is three doors down
>>10929697that was her plan...
>Soda JacuzziLET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Did she write a story about soda for us?
shes literally a soda schizowe need to get married, NOW
I wonder how many of you are architects
She should do SC readings in a different stream
How to obtain Hope> Step 1: Fly to Tokyo Japan.> Step 2: Buy Soda.> Step 3: Kabedon every slim looking girl with pretty nails on the street.> Step 4: Profit?
>>10929759i don't watch Kronii
Wait this is making me sleepy for real
I bet she would've loved those old soda parlors
IRYS IM YOUR BOYFRIENDI LOVE YOU
>>10929995How to obtain Hope>Step 1: Fly to japan>Step 2: Loiter near vending machines that sell soda
I need to wake up for work Irys, stop luring me back to sleep.I could listen to her laugh all day
Even the SC reading is so pleasant to hear
Role play as my gf Irys
You can't fake your way into a voice that good, if she takes ASMR seriously she could be amazing
>>10929990SC reading should always go on a different stream if it's an ASMR one, I believe Okayu does that too and it bothers me a bit.
I hope you guys spam her to do member only girlfriend and boyfriend date asmr...
>>10930330Tell her that in the comments. There are ways to loop only parts of a video though.
>>10930271>IRyS becomes EN Choco or Noelle
Good lord the ASMR gulps
>>10930370i'll tell her after stream don't worry
>>10930330This actually isn't as bad as I thought, her voice is pleasant enough that having this as part of the VOD won't ruin it
I recorded the sleep song:https://files.catbox.moe/6l8p6h.mp3
>>10930370>girlfriendHouse wife or nothing
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
The post nut clarity will hit this thread hard after the stream..
Her reading my name using her god tier whispering voice just made my day.
>>10930330Almost Holomem that do ASMR streams read SC at the end anon. Rushia does it, Lamy does it, even Noel does it
>>10930394Wrong girl, coomer
>>10930553I should've SC for this exact treason...
>>10930330No this is perfect, it's great having your name read in ASMR voice
>>10930587It's not too late...
>>10930433I can't help but associate it with Nightmare on Elm Street
>Can hear her lips movements
>>10930549post nut implies I'm embarrassed by it
Her squeaky chair annoys me so much.
>>10930829Fuck off 30%-erThe squeaks every time she goes to the other side is cute
>>10930829keeps reminding me that she has a butt and I keep imagining how it looks while sitting down
>>10930829It's unfortunate that you can't appreciate the fine things in life. Did the clickety clackity also annoy you?
>yabai asmrterrific asmr
Coomers trying to get Irys to do whorish stuff need to fuck off
This is going to be one of the few ASMR streams I will actually download and listen later onShe got me, bros.....
>>10929557This but replace Choco with Mio
>>10930829Bring your ass over here, 30 percentocrat
oh yiss more stomach sounds
>>10930952That's the best part...
It would be funny if the secret ending is done with her regular voice.
>>10931057Thank You! The fact that she doesn't do that stuff is her appeal. She's cute and sweet and funny and too good for any of /us/ and deserves all of the success she gets.
>>10930829Her ass is on that chair right now. You do realize that, right?
>>10930829Why are you even here?
Hopefully she doesn't switch to her ending and blow our eardrums out
Yes, I'm Winning
>>10931338Thanks for reminding me to get ready to turn it down
>>10931338It will happen just mute it right after byerys
Oh yeah some pokedex entries are fuckedMainly ghosts
>soda purestlawful good
>>10931338Right right, I should lower my volume real quick, less I repeat the watchalong
What's 30/31% supposed to mean? None of the poll numbers correspond.
>>10931317Listening to IRyS of course, it is just the annoying chair is annoying.
>>10931571The amount of people who didn't want a double feature watchalong.
>>10931596Is he the one going out to sea? lol I guess I wasn't listening that close
>>10931586Learn to live with it
Ciderella is a whore
>>10931666Yeah. >I just got to the point where I'm going to board the ship for tomorrow's flight, and I'm going to board the day after that. I'll be living on the ocean. I won't be able to stream while I'm there, but IRyS! I'm rooting for you! Please don't forget about me! good luck to IRyS! see you.
>>10931571About 32% of her members are retarded SEAniggers
She's so fucking cute AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH FUCK INCEST WITH IRYS
>>10931649I don't understand why anybody would not want MORE of IRyS, like, what's the reasoning? Are these the same retards that complain about clickity and squeaky chairs?
IRyS you fucking dork
>>10932071I need to sleep :(
This girl is legit desperate to have a loving relationship like her shoujo animus.
I've been sleeping on IRyS for too long.Once she announces the first member ASMR, I'm paying for it.
Come home IRyS you know nothing about this country it seems like
>does a cowboy accent>"is that a valley girl accent?"I love this dork
HAHA! I turned the volume down before you could blast me with your ED!
Ok it wasn't as loud as I thought it would be
>>10932085Watch the VOD, selfish asshole
secret ending better not be tainted by the last minute birthday fag
>>10931338You were right....
>she lowered the volumeToo late for that...
>>10932071She asked if people had time for another movie and would want people to answer honestly.
>>10932089I would gladly give it to her
>>10932178I didn't (until the bass kicked in)...
IRYS MY EARS DIED LETS GOOOO
that fucker ruined the ending
>>10932197shes too sweet for her own good
>>10932197She's just too sweet, Anon
IMMA KILL THESE MF RUINING THE ENDING
noo the fucking bulbasaur
>POV: IRyS gets choked out what the fuck
>>10932089Is me I'm the boyfriend!
>>10932089It will be me...
Bring it in, rate the stream
I just wanted to say that Irys is now my second favorite holo, only because I wont ever abandon my first. That ASMR was god tier and I had to member her, damn.
>>1093239510/10I would die for my SODA PRINCESS!!!
>>10932395Surprisingly well for a first ASMR stream/10IRySoCute/10
Best purchased i have made this year yetMy heart is thumping like crazy now
>>10932100try clicking the join membership button is quite fun to do...
>>10932395Irys legitimately makes everything she does fun/10
I cut the birthday part outHere's your bulbasauRySMRhttps://files.catbox.moe/hgscsn.mp3
>>10931596Is that the same marine (or sailor?) JP IRyStocrat who sent a SC about how he became her fan while rehabilitating from surgery before?
>>1093239510/10, the best voice in EN imo. Wasn't super serious but an amazing first ASMR. The Cideralla story was great.
>>10932395her voice is sex incarnate. You just can't cheat a voice that good. If she ever resorts to sexy bait at some point i'm not sure i'd have the fortitude to handle it.
>>10932555That's the one. He's been talking about his return to sea duty for a while. Guess it's time.
>>10932617He must be a big fan if he updates his name for every day since IRyS' debut.
>>10932395I MARRIED A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS / 10
>>10932395If mengen is as good as this, I'll gosling/10
>>1093239510/10 I've been in denial since her debut but I think she really is my EN oshi...
>>10932573Can you share that fortitude here? That's amazing...
>>10932404Who is the first?
>>10932711Welcome to the club. Everyday we get larger!! On a serious note I think that if IRyS gets a cute new outfit she will incline hard like Nene. As much as we have come to like it her model still filters a lot of people but a new outfit could change that. Once people aren't filtered by the model and see just how damn good she is her numbers are going to sky rocket. I think she could be the 2nd highest EN behind Gura.
IRyS always surprises me with how willing she is to try new things. Gotta love her for that.>>10932832Numbers are a mystery and you can't expect the masses to have good taste.
>>10932832She needs a new rig instead, or maybe 3D. Her outfit is cute enough, but her rigger screwed up with her head, it looks too spherical, and that's what causes the uncanny valley.
Look at her CCV and SC sometime. People aren't as filtered as you think. She's solidly middle of the pack for CCV and SC, with an admittedly debuff of not being part of a gen and a different art style.She's really not the greatest at any one thing but she's a very well rounded streamer with a good personality.
>>10933092Well they usually get new rigs with new outfits so I'm sure it will be CUTE!!
>>10933092Redjuice drew her face like that.
>>10933092Here's what I'm talking about. Whenever her head does a sharp turn, her face looks extremely flat, like it was painted on a sphere. There are ways to fix it, like putting eyes slightly to the side and doing various other cheats. Kiara has proportions similar to IRyS, so it's quite doable, they just need the right guy.At least IRyS can actually emote, her model is far from the worst in Hololive's history.>>10933282Gooruh...>>10933393Not a problem. If huke's weird artstyle can be made into a nice Live2D, then anything can be.
>>10933701>>10933756I agree that that's her worst angle, but I think all other angles look good. They could change the rigging to stop her turning just slightly before and it would be better already.
>>10933756>>10933804What? Am I the only one who thinks this is IRyS best angle?
>>10933915nah I like all her angles, I just don't engage with modelposting anymore.
>>10933092I feel bad for her desu, if she can use her old model she would be at Kronii/Mumei level.
>>10933915Nah it looks great, especially in singing streams when she's leaned towards the mic. Way better than the head on look.
>>10933701>huke's weird artstyleI see...
>>10934022>>10933915My favorite angle is something like this. But yeah, probably shouldn't comment on her model too much. I like it and never got filtered by it in the first place.
Word on the board is that IRyS will be part of a 4 or 5 girl DbD collab on Thursday night to counter the NijiEN debuts.
>>10933999Her old model was rather plain, just your average cute anime girl. IRyS, on the other hand, is very unique, and beautiful. This is a character that can stand alone on the center stage, everything about her was made to invoke the idea of power like no other Hololive idol.She just needs a better rig, is all. And 3D. Boy would I love to see her in 3D.>>10934029Huke has a style unlike any other, but he's too fucking inconsistent. His characters change proportions in the weirdest of places all the time, some of Steins;Gate artwork looked downright amateurish (like that scene when Nae pulled a knife on Okabe, it was comedy gold). Big ups to keffiy for pulling off a real miracle, if IRyS gets a rework, he should be doing it.
>>10934204Wasn't it on the 8th/9th?
>>10934204Implies I knew NijiEN has debuts happening.
>>10934204>counter the NijiEN debutsno need for this, come on anon you're better than this
>>10934322Oh yeah, I got my dates mixed up. Friday night NA time.
>>10934337>>10934346All I care about is that we're getting another IRyS stream.
>>10934312Yeah you can really tell it wasn't designed with L2D. Thats clearly a dancer's (or just performer in general) outfit. The design is excellent but too messy for L2D. Narrower face/horns and smaller ears and it would be god tier.
I hope the Vsinger special treament rrat is true, so we can get to see her new outfit soon
>>10934412She could use something a bit more plain for her comfier streams, yeah. Leave the glitter and frills for performances, that'll make them more special.Fun fact: Redjuice designed this famous costume for Miku's "World is Mine" song. It's one of her more famous costumes.
>>109346640/10 design, too much shading on the nose.
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