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10851747 No.10851747 [Reply] [Original]

>nijis
>no problem saying they're going to the bathroom

>holos
>"washes their hands" and "goes to idol meetings"

is it in their contracts to keep the "illusion" that women, especially idols, don't peepee poopoo?

>> No.10851900

>>10851747
>is it in their contracts to keep the "illusion" that women, especially idols, don't peepee poopoo?
No, they just think it's a funny meme.

>> No.10851963

Yep. It's almost as creepy as the fact they're obligated to wear gloves whenever they need to show their hands for a stream.

>> No.10851992

>>10851747
Nijis also call it "flower viewing" too if you actually watch them

>> No.10852017

>>10851747
Then Moona and Nene announce it super loud, only to make your rrat posting pointless

>> No.10852039
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10852039

>nijis

>> No.10852073

>>10852039
wtf...

>> No.10852085
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>>10851747

>> No.10852088

>>10851747
Ollie has no shame about pissing and she's based for that

>> No.10852120

>>10851992
no one here actually watches vtubers

>> No.10852160

>>10852085
based nene

>> No.10852190

Leos straight up pissed inside a bottle and confessed right away.

>> No.10852211

I saw a clip of a male idol (real idol) who's playing Apex with Nijisanji and he'll say "I have to go collect stardust" "I have to go polish my aura"
https://youtu.be/A_LQ4L6RLVw
I also remember Sister Claire making euphemisms too

>> No.10852376

>>10852190
Based

>> No.10852442

>>10851900
fpbp

>> No.10852472

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gVznmDihrg

>> No.10852525

>>10851963
Haachama showed her arms and nothing happened

>> No.10852528

>>10852472
Came here to post this

>> No.10852571

>>10852039
why doesn't she just stream on twitch, she says twitch emotes out loud all the time

>> No.10852672

>>10852472
surprisingly non-chad reaction from ame

>> No.10852805

>>10852525
The fool! We now have the ability to locate her previous location and project her current one all based on the sweat glands that were shown in that shot.

>> No.10852936
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>>10851747
お茶を飲みます

>> No.10853080

>>10851747
Holos choose what to say individually. Matsuri, Marine, Nene and others have no problem announcing when they need to use the bathroom. The more idol-like vtubers like Sora and Suisei don't mention it.

>> No.10853178

>>10852936
drake love

>> No.10854092

>>10851747
>that looks like my toilet when i shit and had my period
>oh god did hear that? i peed really hard and it echoed in the bathroom
>i was too hasty to get back i accidentally peed on my pad *giggle*

do you want that OP? if so you're clearly watching the wrong oshi

>> No.10854202

>>10852190
Damn, guy must either has godlike aim, or a really tiny dick to be able to piss inside a bottle after 10 yo or so

>> No.10854283
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>>10851747

>> No.10854288

>>10852039
Unironically made me drop NijiEN, not this specifically but stuff like this

>> No.10854612

>>10854288
what can be worse than that?

>> No.10854710

>>10851747
You should watch less clips, it's affecting your brain

>> No.10854726

>>10854202
You know you can... hold the bottle up to the tip, right?

>> No.10854754

>>10854612
I didn't mean it like that, I mean that pic in combination with other fucking retarded things she says and does. Maybe if NijiEN was as vast as JP and had a different culture I'd be fine with it, but as it stands I'm fine without it

>> No.10854806

>>10852039
Hot

>> No.10854823

>>10851963
Nigga, if you knew how schizo idolfags have managed to dox idols and you were a streamer you'd probably be streaming in a full burqa even when using a live2D avatar.

>> No.10854848

>>10854202
You just put your tip right up to the bottle mouth...

>> No.10855383

>>10851747
>illusion

but it's true for 2D women and idols, it's the person behind them that's farting and making smelly doodoo's.

>> No.10855437

Yeah it's childish and embarrassing, holoniggers are softcore idolfags and most of them don't even know it

>> No.10855450

>>10851747
Meimei will sometimes say she has to go to the bathroom, but then corrects herself while giggling. So fuckin' cute.

>> No.10856058
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>>10851747
Ayyy, Prinnies Rock thank you for the Akasupa, no message wow what a chad! Yo I really wanna finish reading these superchats but being real I gotta take a massive shit so lemme step out real quick
>SFX: Footsteps gradually decreasing in loudness, door closes
OOOOOOOOOHHHHH YEAH, GOD I'VE BEEN HOLDING THAT IN FOR HOURS, HOLY FUCK
>SFX: Audible hand washing, door opens, footsteps gradually coming closer to the mic, the sound of Mori sitting in her chair
Thanks for waiting! Man, have you ever held it in for like 2 days and finally just let it go? Huge release. It was maji taihen, dude, I almost couldn't flush. Thankfully it did end up going down, but sheesh. Anyway where was I...
Big ups to WaluigiCubed, big ups to ShadowPencil, thank you CrayonCanon, thank you...

>> No.10856776

>>10851963
There was an extreme feet fetish fanbase
That managed to identify the girl via said girls feet apearing on someone elses youtube channel foot massage video.
I dont know how far can hololive fans can go, they hide their hands so that you would not see the hickeys i left behind.

>> No.10857143

>>10852039
you could show nijifags an amy schumer skit and they would actually like it

>> No.10857180

>>10851747
Luna doesn't care either. She even refers to the bathroom as the toilet.

>> No.10857193
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>>10851747
Yes, you just cracked the code

>> No.10857198

>>10852039
>taking a fat one
she wasnt talking about poop

>> No.10857325

>>10851747
I've noticed that EN girls from other companies tend to swear like sailors in comparison to Holo ones. Is that just my imagination or are Holo girls actually prohibited from swearing?

>> No.10857435

>>10857325
No, they just tend to look up to their JP senpais more and feel a need to conform to company culture.
Kiara swears quite a bit, though that is because she's an ESL and swearing in a second language feels less impactful. She was pretty embarrassed about the German swears she once taught Gura.

>> No.10857438

>>10857325
I think it’s discouraged. Kiara still swears plenty and Ame often enough, but the others censor themselves way more

>> No.10859502

>>10856058
Clip

>> No.10859598

>>10851747
Holos are nintendo
Nijis are sony
Vshoujos are the souljaboy console

>> No.10859645

>>10851747
>he missed cali's mega brap

>> No.10861278

>>10857325
Swearings not banned but strongly encouraged not to. Cali used to swear alot then she got a talking to about kids watching.

>> No.10861647

And that's one of the reasons why HoloEN is more popular

>> No.10861837

>>10857325
I mean youtube monetization doesn't like swearing.

>> No.10861852

>>10851747
None of the Nijis have actually taken a shit live on stream.

>> No.10861853

>>10856058
I can hear her voice
why am I hard?

>> No.10861965

>>10852039
soul

>> No.10862711

>>10861278
>Cali used to swear alot then she got a talking to about kids watching.
Pretty sure kids these days are exposed to a lot worse than some virtual girl saying a bad word.

>> No.10862812

My oshi can piss so fast its not even worth her time to say anything about where she's going or what she's doing.

>> No.10869797

>>10851747
>he fell for the "idols use the bathroom" meme

>> No.10869960

>>10851992
HEH.
Imagine watching streams.

>> No.10870089

>>10861278
Pretty sure that's just an excuse and the real reason was that the youtube AI kept demonetizing her streams.

>> No.10870158

>>10851747
Remidner that Rosemi wore a heartbeat monitor when she took a piss.

>> No.10870745

>>10851900
fpbp

>> No.10872794

>>10851963
That's a security measure...

>> No.10872944

>>10851747
>Literally shits her pants on stream
You better believe she "peepee poopoo"s.

>> No.10874938

>>10851747
You're actually asking this on the same board that will seethe and go into a rage the minute their precious idols talk to a male or anyone outside of their limited company social structure

>> No.10876215

>>10870158
wtf which stream

>> No.10876890
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my oshi doesn't wash his hands after peeing and lives in a mountain of trash, cardboard boxes, and cig butts

>> No.10877527

>>10876215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vh2BvCLcHg

>> No.10878025

>>10851963
That's because they don't actually wash their hands.

>> No.10878082

>>10851747
>women, especially idols, don't peepee poopoo?
they don't; at least not the real ones.

>> No.10881138

>>10852039
Gura’s whole goal in the last TTRPG was to literally have the whole party shit their pants because it be funny. She’s getting close to this humor to.

>> No.10881350

>>10852085
And the most idol-like of them all too!

>> No.10881370

>>10852085
That my wife!

>> No.10881390

>>10854202
>or a really tiny dick to be able to piss inside a bottle
Bruh

>> No.10882894

>>10856776
Jesus, detectives wish they could do shit like this

>> No.10882949

>>10851900
First post was a best post.

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