/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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in a perfect world

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>>10780366
streams like these would have existed,

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>>10780366
>>10780377
but this is not a perfect world

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>>10780377
but this is not a perfect world.

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Is there a point to this thread or are you just being schizo?

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>>10780366

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>>10780366
Isn't there a bizarro thread? Or did it die already?

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>>10780554
China ruined everything

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>>10780554
I still remember her first muse dash membership stream, it was kino

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>>10780366
Disgusting whore dragon

In a perfect world she would have never joined Hololive

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>>10780653
didnt the devs of muse dash deny the copyright claim? what happened to that

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>>10780366
>perfect world
>coco+EN collab
In a perfect world they would have graduated coco sooner to save CN, and then Artia and Civia would have collabbed with EN
Just imagine artia and ame playing shitty fps games together and being toxic together, there would have been nothing better.
And as a bonus, in this world holos can still play muse dash, and my cunnyshark would be happier for it

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>>10780812
okay zhang

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>>10780793
The developers are fine with Cover. It's the publishers that are the problem.

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In a perfect world, Cover would have never hired Coco.

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>>10780812
>artia and ame playing shitty fps games
>they chose nigger dragon over this..

I dont care if she was a chingchong she used to be entertaining...

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>>10780366
If Irys got a totally different model, Sana's model was less shit and the rat wasn't stuck being Ollie lite for muh lore then yes it would be perfect.

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>>10780812
That world comes with the crushing doom of Hololive CN at the fist of the CCP. It's clamping down as we speak, and soon all will either bail outta that market or be forced to bow down to CCP overlords. Fuck that noise, as much suck as it was I'm glad Hololive got out earlier and saved the pain that'll be coming up soon.

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>>10780793
china happened

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>>10780812
Continue coping Zhang, your leader lost his mind and is now banning anything fun.

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>>10780957
>banning anything fun.
Strengthening themselves and sharpening their minds while you burgers are fat losers. Kek.

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>>10780366
In a perfect world Mao Zedong would have never been born

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>>10780821
>>10780957
not a chink, i'm american, libertarian even. I honestly find it disgusting what they're doing in china (many countries do alot of disgusting things, including my own, but they def have it worse in chinkland). But, I don't watch hololive for politics, i watch hololive for entertainment. Artia was the chuuba that entertained me the most, and i miss her

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Why? Coco isn't even American anymore the way she talks is detached from reality

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>>10781032
Holofags are /pol/tards, that isn't changing.

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>>10781000
Wang he is not a burger, It's 5:44 in the morning here. I'm only awake cause my neighbors won't fix their motion light

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>>10781000
While killing their real estate, entertainment and technology markets? Winnie's making the Chinese economy An Hero

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>>10781037
You say that as if everyone who loves their oshi, and I mean LOVES isn't

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>>10780812
your wife hasnt been active at all, even if she is she mostly streams over in bilibili and almost completely neglecting her en fanbase. even the people in her official discord server is starting to think she doesnt care about them anymore. if anyone in cn is to be brought back give me chowa and spade.

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>>10780793
The people who physically created the game decided "fuck it so long as we make money who cares"

The Commie-China publishing company that allows them to hold copyright and advertisements and permissions for the music acted like jews

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>>10780812
I'm surprised Xi hasn't banned Vtubers yet, you'd have to be retarded to invest any time and resources into China right now.

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>>10780366
THIS is a perfect world.

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>>10780366
I love how Holofags are such annoying /pol/tards you can't even put Coco in a totally unrelated topic without muh geopolitical asian politics comes up, guaranteed.

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>>10780812
>>10781032
>save CN
>not a chink
>Artia
Yeah sure. Cover did the right thing, Coco's worth more than the entire CN branch. China's vtuber market are on it's way to be fucked by the news entertainment law.
Besides you still can find artia scrapping the bottom of chinks wallet, go watch her, anon, it's fucking hilariously pathetic.

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>>10781260
>China's vtuber market are on it's way to be fucked by the news entertainment law.
Women can't be ewhores anymore and men won't be pathetic simps wasting their money? How horrible a result this will be for them. truly awful stuff for the Chinese people.

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>>10781230
i just wanted to make a bizarro thread, even spent time adding aloe.

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>>10781260
i don't watch artia anymore for the same reason that many former fans of coco don't watch her anymore, their content's quality divebombed once they left hololive. the few streams english streams tia did after reincarnating were disappointments to say the least, and then there's the fact that I can't speak chinese, so her chinese only streams aren't entertaining to me.
Tia's peak was amazing, way better than anything coco ever put out, but they're both just disappointing has beens now
also, i'm a chink? >>10781286
That, that is a fucking chink. fuckers have no concept of individual liberty

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>>10780812
>>10780843
Just think about it

Yagoo would rather get 6 of the talents fired and dissolve an entire branch to save Coco, tell me how based is Yagoo

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>>10780366
Cocochi...

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>>10781375
You simp for Yagoo too? How gay.

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>>10781437
I don't think you know what that word means.

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>>10781462
What would you expect from a NGA faggot?

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>>10781375
>Yagoo would rather get 6 of the talents fired and dissolve an entire branch to save Coco, tell me how based is Yagoo

Thats not called based, thats called being a clown and a retard, like you

I mean think about it, if tomorrow i decided to rape your mother how based it would be? haha

Fucking retard

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>>10781508

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>>10781508
"Based" means sucking corporate cock to these faggots while they whine about the existence of nation-states.

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>>10780377
Thank God they don't.

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>>10780812
>perfect world is zhang can sperg out whenever their feelings hurt
fuck off zhang. holocn always has been doomed from the start. it doesn't matter what happen, zhang will always find ways to fuck shit up and make everybody miserable.

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A reminder that Yagoo was given an ultimatum by the Chinese people to either get Hololive out of China or to fire Coco and apologize. The latter option would have been the death of Hololive in Japan (as the Japanese hate the Chinese and would've likely reacted negatively and violently), and damaged their work for EN and possibly ID. The idiot bugmen basically told Cover "Us or Them" and thought for some reason that Cover would pick China (a market that was not only monetarily weak but also poorly managed and staring down extremely heavy restrictions from the Chinese government) over literally the entire rest of the world.

CN getting disbanded is entirely the fault of the Chinese. They openly created the situation themselves from start to finish, and now scream from the grave they dug themselves and buried themselves in.

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>>10781750
>given an ultimatum by the Chinese people
Holofags actually believe this. I'm glad you openly display your delusions though.

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>>10781772
Whatever the case China in general can't be trusted to do the right thing when push comes to shove, cutting ties was the right call.

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>>10781508
lol chink mad

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>>10781772
It's not a delusion if it's fucking true. "Coco out of Cover, or Cover out of China". This is why the Zhangs also hate Fubuki, for she defended Coco and expressed her position that she did nothing wrong. To the delusional Insects, Fubuki collabs with Coco, and is therefore an Enemy of the State.

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Cover did a good job cut ties with China, Chinese politics have too much influence on business and economy everything will turn to shit sooner or later

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>>10782129
>cut ties with China,
And with the collab cover have with little witch nobeta.
Cover have literally burn any chance for another shot to chinese market.

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>>10782274
Good, fuck china

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>>10782274
And who fucking cares for the Chinese market except D*$ney? They're a collapsing market anyway.

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we just posting shit we wanna see now?

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>>10780618
it always does

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>>10782274
I hate taiwan cucks now

>theyre are all adults OK??!
>despite looking like 8yo girls
>f..f.uck china...

Yeah...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ernToN-SNwk

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>>10782430
You know what they say.
Age is just a number.

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>>10780812
Cover wouldn't have ever touched the chink market in a perfect world.

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In a perfect world, Gura streams on Bilibili too and becomes the top subscribed/followed vtuber on both YT and Bili2.

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>>10782733
Good for gura that this didn’t happen. And good for all chumbuds too.

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>>10780812
when a blatant shitpost in completely right, is it still considered a shitpost?

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>>10784273
>right

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>>10785292
it's ok cocornudo

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>>10782402
Its what I wanted yeah, but suddenly it became /pol/ so I'm hiding this thread now, can't have fun.

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>>10782274
>>10782430
Assuming i recognize that image correctly, that dude is hardly representative of Taiwan as a whole, he comes off as a massive racist dickhead on f95 if you're not completely on board with his fucked up loli guro rape survival game, i was curious because i liked the art but the game is beyond fucked.

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>>10781375
The overall goal was to get rid of both Coco and China

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>>10780366
Perfect World would have Pomu instead of Ame the talentless bitch,

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>>10788042
The statement still stands Based AF

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>>10780366
>perfect world
>sana still exists
>baelz still exists
no

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>>10780366
why IRS smoosh face

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>>10787685

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>>10780618
>China ruined everything
Chinese created that game, the irony.

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>>10791979
no

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>>10781171
>Uzbekistan is STILL landlocked
pain uzbek

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>>10780812
Unironically this. At the time, we thought Trump would win his election and become the leader of the western hemisphere's armed forces. The future looked bright...until it didn't.

Now it looks like wine sipping surrender monkeys are gonna place China atop their throne of bones. Might as well have played nice with them. In real life, the biggest bad guys always win.

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>>10780812
Based

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>>10792810
Go back polmonkey

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>>10780812
I'm really glad cover boot the chink subhuman out of their company

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>>10791958
Reading comprehension is not your strong suit is it?

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>>10780812
based

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I'd go to war if that means sui-chan could be able to sing Pieces again.

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Holy fuck, get over your whore dragon graduating already. Nobody cares

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>>10780394
>>10780402
>>10781642
why do you hate mano aloe?

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>>10793503
People like you makes it worth digging back up.

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>>10787685
>>10782274
I fucking kneel Hololive, absolutely based

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>>10792810
Trump couldn't lead a fucking parade why do you nutjobs ever think he was some sort of heroic ubermensch?

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>>10782402
Have we had a Holo play an Ace Combat game? Because Project Wingman would make an excellent replacement if Bandai are being cunts with permissions again like they usually do.

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>>10792810
>turnip
>doing anything except tweeting about his hands while the usual suspects did what they were always doing
Gr8 b8 r8 8/8

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>>10781375
>to save Coco
yeah, totally, let me go catch some Coco streams you fucking retard.

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>>10780812
based, coco never entertained me, i understand why people like her, but an artia+ame overwatch collab would have been kino, both are twitch gremlins

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>>10787685
what game is this?

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>>10780366
If this is perfect, why are fauna, ame and mumei there?

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>>10780366
Why is Irys superglue?

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You know there's no way Coco would be placed next to Ina. She clearly hates her by not drawing her for her graduation.

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>>10794083
FBK once with 7
also 5 allegedly tho I've never seen that

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>>10793537
>>>10780402
i dont though? i honestly believe that if she got to stay in holo she wouldnt have to go through the suicide and kusodad arc

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>>10794540
Assuming i'm correct it should be LonaRPG, i wouldn't recommend it coming from what i deem acceptable but i won't judge you for playing it, it's fiction after all.

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>>10794583
thats.. pretty weird isnt it, she didnt even make a simple sketch.

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>>10780812
>save CN
Why?
Fuck that country and everything that comes form there.

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>>10780402
>>10793537
>>10780394
>>10780377
>>10780366
This meme is so fucking trite, also pretty much YT/Twitter/Tumblr exclusive so people here aren't really likely to get it.

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>>10792810
based on truth
>>10793085
>>10793996
>>10794130
americans full on coping how they're a russia tier oligarchy

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>>10780366
I hate coco

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>>10797153
But she doesn't hate you anon

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>>10780366
>in a perfect world
...this would've been chaos rrat

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>>10795142
Thanks anon, I appreciate the warning. and yes that is the game, I just looked for the SC and the last one on a site is the warning someone posted

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>>10798166
>holoEN
>doesn't speak english

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>>10780812
>graduated coco
>graduated
She got fucking cancelled by chinks.

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>Murder an entire branch for one person
>Said person leaves you anyway to flash her cooch on stream
T-thanks. Also, Taiwan is real, Winnie Pooh,etc.

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>>10799450
>>Said person leaves you anyway to flash her cooch on stream
Rundown, please.

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>>10780366
But Vtubers and maybe even most entertainment likely wouldn't exist in a perfect world because you would have no need for escapism.

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In a perfect world...

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>>10780366
>Ina
>Colabbing with coco
Rumao

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>>10798537
>>10798166
>Collab series with Botan teaching her Russian.

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Why do tatsucucks constantly self insert their whore into everything.
What would Coco would even be doing in that collab? Never mind the fact that she can't play off anyone without usiing her shitty humor.

>>10781375
They got rid CN because an international incident was starting to form between JP and them due to Civia and Artia being nationalistic retards, Coco at that point was well on her out considering her previous fuck up.

In a perfect world, Coco would have stayed out of the situation and nothing would have happened, her graduation was entirely her doing and I have no sympathy for her.

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>>10798166
Don't make me remember, we got a boring semi-chang homostars slut instead of a russian-spanish chaos with based songs like HER

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>>10800008
>What would Coco would even be doing in that collab? Never mind the fact that she can't play off anyone without usiing her shitty humor.
Wo would never know since all EN collabs were after her announcing her graduation to them, so we really never saw any natural interaction, we just saw that time where you have terminal Cancer and everyone is acting kind to you, even people who didn't care

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>>10780812
This

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>>10799559
Flashing cooch is when a woman shows even a small part of her skin
Board filled with SEA muslims please understando

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>>10780366
where's Ayamefriend

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>>10780366
>no Miko
>perfect

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>>10802548
But it's Coco doing or someone else?

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>>10791979
China didn't create shit.
A group of people who happen to live there created it, while their government does their very best to sabotage game development there and make sure they either cower to the CCP or never sell a single unit.

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>>10780402
tiny

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>>10780402
>tfw you'll never see danchou finish ds3

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>>10780366
In a perfect world none of those vtubers would exist. Hololive would be free from western whores.

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>>10806634
It's now illegal to play games for more than an hour a day in China. Imagine living in such a shithole then being mad at a cartoon dragon for mentioning Taiwan which is a real country fuck you Zhangs.

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>>10791875
There's at least two literal whores in that image and you focus on the virgin aussies?

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>>10815772
You mean 7?

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>>10813266
Kids under the age of 18 can't play more than three hours online. But China also doesn't want traps or BL games.

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>>10780366
>>10780554

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>>10793537
I don't but /vt/ as a majority sure as fuck doesn't care about her

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84 posters, 130 fucking replies, how many people were samefagging?

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>>10780366
Take out coco and its perfect.

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>>10780554
China

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>>10821606
Dump the CCP and we have a deal.

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>>10818155
it's actually just 2 posters
me
and you
sorry about the other IP addresses, my phone disconnects periodically

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>>10821431

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>>10818065
Well, this could still happen.

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>>10780812
don't care didn't ask plus your shitty menhera is being forgotten

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>>10782274
oh nyooo
what will they do without their massive amounts of money?

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>>10818155
If everyone posted posted 2 posts it wouldn't even cover the total IPs, do you ever only post once? I know i don't.

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>>10781032
>libertarian even
That's not a positive.

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>>10823876
It's better than Democrat at least given they seem to lack the ability to think for themselves.

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>>10780812
Chink

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>>10823876
if you unironically think 1 weirdo in a group represents everyone in that group, you're retarded.

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>>10780812
Beautiful bait

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>>10782402

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>>10813266
>>10817926
1. Chinese laws are selectively enforced. The government will give you plenty of rope to hang yourself with and wait until you've done something to piss them off.
2. Like every other policy over the past several thousand years, China is run by out of touch old men who dictate their absurd whims and make everyone else scramble to placate their ego.

It's a government run by old assholes with a sequoia up their ass. Like a cranky grandpa who unplugs the console mid-game and throws you outside.

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>>10822935
Sell themselves to me

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>>10792810
>unironically
discarded

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>>10830206
what's wrong with the word unironically?