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10579827 No.10579827 [Reply] [Original]

Isn't it a bit inappropriate for a 50+ years old granny to be larping as an anime lion on the internet? She should be taking care of her grandchildren or something.

>> No.10579985

Go home, child. This board is for adults only.

>> No.10580033

>>10579827
Why should we? Our children can take care of their kids themselves. Beside, we can't have a sex all we want if we let them roaming around in our house everyday

>> No.10580075

>>10579827
>implying this hag has had children

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>>10579827
isn't in a bit inappropriate for you to be such a massive faggot?

>> No.10580160

>>10579827
Her womb may be in its last legs but it is still fertile, so someone has to use it before it's too late. No need to worry, however, I will volunteer myself to complete this arduous task

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>>10579827
Jesus anon, tone it down. Stop putting these images in my head. I think my underwear is now covered in precum...

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10580192

the only inappropriate thing about it are the thoughts I have about making this hag feel like she's 18 again (I am implying that I want to have sex with the hag)

>> No.10580205

>>10579827
Kek, true

>> No.10580711
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>>10579827
Yeah I remembered being so disappointed during her debut. You can hear the age from her voice alone and the way she laughs. What a waste of an otherwise excellent design.

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>>10580192
Oh god, I want to fill her box so badly.

>> No.10581122

>>10580799
You got an image of the top of that box that's high res yet?

>> No.10581154

>>10579827
yo kid whare's your mom?, you look so lost.
come with me kid I have some candy here.

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>>10579827
How to say "I'm a homo" without saying it.

>> No.10581208

>>10580192
Why is there steam coming out of her crotch?

>> No.10581524

>>10581208
Pheromone factory on overdrive. Any male within 10 metres of her almost immedately loses higher-order brain function, reverting into a animalistic state focused only on violating her neglected, fertile womb.

>> No.10581596

I'm 46yo, OP is a faggot.

>> No.10581625

>>10579827
I want to get her pregnant and have her nurse me every day with her huge milky breasts!!

>> No.10581736

>>10579827
>50+ years old granny
I'm hard, thanks anon

>> No.10581822

>>10579827
Only faggots use the word inappropriate

>> No.10582156
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>>10579827
>Benjamin Franklin, Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress (1745).
June 25, 1745
My dear Friend,
I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.
But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:
1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.
2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.
3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.
4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.
5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.
7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.
8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!
Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.

>> No.10582181

>>10579827
I wish my grandma larped as an anime lion on the internet. But I got a boring dead bitch instead

>> No.10582191

>>10579827
I love her too.

>> No.10582248

Botan isn't even 40 yet. She just looks old. Her roommate clarified that she's still in her 30s. I imagine it stings as a woman to be told you look older than you are.

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>>10582248
Hag is a stage of mind.
Now excuse me. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>> No.10582420

>>10580711
HAGS DRESSING LIKE TEEN GIRLS
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>> No.10582466

>>10582248
I'm in my 30s too. No wonder I like her so much.

>> No.10583062

>>10582248
Isn't Korone in her 30's too? or does she just look like it?

>> No.10583980

>>10579827
I've literally only seen JP high school kids complain about this.
I'm not going to take the word of those who are not yet past the age of chronic masturbation.

>> No.10587179

>>10582375
SEEEEEEEEEEEX

>> No.10587651

>>10579827
Her roomate is quite SEX though, and looks younger than people claim her to be.
Either "48 yo" is a dumb rrat, or I discovered big milf fetish inside me.

>> No.10587660

>>10579827
Your mother is a cheap dirty whore and still trying to larp as a decent woman despite sucking 20 black cocks per hour.

>> No.10587826

>>10579827
Oh my god yes I'm going to stuff this hag's box with my creamy potato seeds the next time I watch her stream. You'll be able to hear her enjoying it too. You should be thankful.

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>>10582156
>8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!
HNNNNNGGGGG MY HEART
I will princess carry this hag to our bed on the night of our wedding!

>> No.10588260

>>10582156
Holy shit, Benjamin Franklin was based as fuck.

>> No.10588311

>>10581208
The stinky pheromones confuse and arouse young men under the age of 14 who haven't learned to hold back their sex drive from semen crazed hags.

>> No.10593035

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEx

>> No.10594802

>>10579827
>18+ to use this board

>> No.10595234

>>10581596
LOOOOOOL Based

>> No.10595502

>>10580160
>allowing old hags to have children
that really worked with chris-chan

>> No.10596028

>>10579827
Vtubers who act like fun yet responsible adults are kino. She's like the cool dad of vtubing.

>> No.10596969

>>10580711
Same. The voice drove me away in the debut. It was around last christmas when she played the downhill ski game and had so much fun, I've learned to appreciate the giggles and laughs.

>> No.10597149

>>10579827
I will end her menopause and make sure she will get grandkids to take care of

>> No.10597427

>>10583062
Her body is still in its 20's though. She's pretty fit for being middle-aged.

>> No.10598094

>>10597427
Well... maybe only if you compare her to unhealthy Holo like Aqua.

>> No.10599313
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>>10582248
I wish I could communicate to her that when I call her a hag it is the highest compliment I can give. She is the arousing attractive kind of older woman, even if she is not that old, and makes me want to make tender love to her body. Yes, few things make me more aroused as imagining that Botan is old enough to be my mother

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>>10579827
she could be 70 and still capable of overpowering and draining every drop of cum from your dick

>> No.10602964

>>10579827
interesting theory

>> No.10603121

>>10579827
I'm a gilf enjoyer, fuck you.

>> No.10606442

>>10600173
wheres the dick

>> No.10606531

Okay, now that the trolling has passed, how old is she really?

>> No.10606922

>>10579827
I’m her grandchild

>> No.10607223
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10607223

do not sex button

>> No.10607613

This is the rudest thread on /vt/.

>> No.10607723

>>10607223
you WILL sex button

>> No.10608094

>>10606531
35

>> No.10608120

>>10579827
why? she even has white hair

>> No.10608220

>>10597427
Korone trains boxing and works out a lot. I’m surprised she became friends with Okayu of all people. I get Okayu apparently used to do Judo but I’m certain that was mentioned in a way that she no longer practices it.

>> No.10608265

>>10606531
45+

>> No.10608332

>>10608094
So she'll be my lioness mommy?

>> No.10608365

>>10606531
55

>> No.10608529
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10608529

Anon if you want a hag thread, just ask.

>> No.10617932

>>10608529
MMMMMMOOMMY!!! BABY WANTS TO FUUUUUCK!

>> No.10618214

La Lion's roommate probably lives up to her greeting in the bedroom.

>> No.10619449

>>10582156
>founding father was a hag lover
as it should be, based as fuck.

>> No.10619523

>>10579827
>Reeks of gay

>> No.10620549

>>10579827
Imagine if she larp in bed too

>> No.10620615

>>10579827
Let her enjoy her retirement asshat

>> No.10621625
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10621625

When I think of having sex with a Vtuber, realistically it should be my Oshi that jumps first into the forefront of my lewd daydreams, yet instead it is this silver-haired mistress that is always the centre of my fantasies and degeneracy. Perhaps it is because of her seemingly older age that my brain thinks it is more likely I would mate with her over her more younger peers. Perhaps it is because of this also I associate her with a sense of higher maturity and experience; an individual who would not find simple sex content enough for her, and would actively participate, grinding and fighting back, trying her best to wrest control from me mid-sex and to become the more dominate partner. In those fantasies, perhaps it is the fact Botan is a lioness I too am also aroused by her, for that would assume some sort of biting or clawing during mating, and soft, matted hair and ears to rub and pinch to make her pur and moan during intercourse. Even more simply, maybe it is the fact her choice of attire is quite skimpy, mimicking that of whores I pass by on the streets of the city, however this time the what would be gaudy clothing choices are now wonderfully filled out by Botan’s soft, plump curves, lacking none in the slightest in any of the three essential sizes.

Botan is a lady, to put it simply. Some may call her hag, but she is not a girl, and I truly believe it is that reason that I can’t stop thinking about passionate lovemaking with this lioness. Botan is a mature, old woman and I want to mate non-stop with her.

>> No.10622030

>>10581596
46 years old using 4chan. Hope I don’t end up like you

>> No.10622541

Isn't it a bit inappropriate for a 30+ years old man to be posting on an anime board on the internet? He should be looking for a job or girlfriend.

>> No.10622675

>>10622541
Those are not mutually exclusive.

>> No.10623109

>>10622675
look anon i just took ops post and edited it i didnt put any thought into it

>> No.10625224

>>10579827
I actually saw an indie vtuber that was a grandpa character, but when I tuned in, it was just a young guy not even putting on an old person voice or anything. I was disappointed. A cool grandpa with all kinds of interesting stories and life advice would make for a comfy vtuber to listen to.

>> No.10625323
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10625323

>>10579827

Mamavale. Your move.

>> No.10625771

>>10579827
Imagine cold starting her uterus with my dick like an engine set aside after a long, stormy winter night.

>> No.10625875
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SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>> No.10625897
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10625897

>>10607723
>sex button

>> No.10626324
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10626324

>>10579827
>50+ years old
>MILF

She must have the most powerful 'Ara~ Ara~' of all VTubers.

>> No.10627447

>>10579827
>t.chumbud
go back to fapping to your toddercon

>> No.10627474

>>10622030
4chan has been around nearly 20 years.

>> No.10627616 [DELETED] 

>>10627474
doesn’t take away from anything they said. using 4chan past your 20’s is pathetic

>> No.10627969

>>10627616
This is an interesting opinion but I think the opposite is that no one over 25 cares what a zoomzoom thinks.

>> No.10629903

>>10622030
leave now you wont be missed

>> No.10630200

>>10583062
She's like 37+

>> No.10634196

>>10579827
You're never too old to be a virtual gamer idol, anon.

>> No.10634233

If she's a granny how can she be so good at video games?

>> No.10634251

>>10622030
If you're here you're already well on the way

>> No.10634257

>>10580160
>>10595502
please, anon, don't
>t. was conceived when both parents were in their fifties

>> No.10634262

>>10626324
hag cvnny

>> No.10634294

>>10634257
did you get autism?

>> No.10634320

>>10580711
>You can hear the age from her voice alone and the way she laughs
I wish all irl hags sounded like her.

>> No.10634345

>>10634294
I got like double autism but was never diagnosed because boomers don't like doctors
I used to be an unironic misanthrope, got over it

>> No.10634367

>>10580711
She's not even the oldest hololive member

>> No.10634470

>>10627616
So how old are you?

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>>10627616
Didn't ask, don't care plus you're a zoomer

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>>10580192
>not posting the womb tattoo version

>> No.10634590

>>10634564
If you win vs you're top, otherwise...

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>>10579827
I WANT TO HAVE UNRESTRAINED SEX WITH BOTAN!

>> No.10634747

>>10582156
>And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.
If only this were true now...

>> No.10635013

>>10608220
I just don't get how someone that old pretends to act cute online

>> No.10635031

>>10579827
no and also i want to have sex with her

>> No.10635097

>>10582156
One of, if not THE, most based man in all of history. God bless.

>> No.10635162

>>10634627
I want to have restrained sex with Botan. With lots of restraints and no safe words.

>> No.10635260

>>10635013
>pretends

>> No.10637153

>>10607223
the button IS for sex though

>> No.10637187

>>10579827
How is Towa sometime sound older than her like what?

>> No.10638825

>>10634262
Better than being a pedo, subhuman

>> No.10639026

>>10583980
Im 24 and i wont stop my chronic masturbation due to overwhelming testosterone. Holos cant stop milking me.

>> No.10639637

>>10627616
>using 4chan past your 20’s is pathetic
So you'll leave 4chan permanently when you reach 20...? Answer >>10634470's question. Choose your next words very carefully, o ye that is on the ride that never ends...!

>> No.10640092

>>10634257
>was conceived when both parents were in their fifties
your parents are fools.

>> No.10640403

>>10627616
You mean all those rabbi and CIA agents?

>> No.10641322

>>10640092
Yes. Papa was 56 or some shit
Only child, too, what the fuck
I wasn't planned, by the way

>> No.10641634

What is it about hags that makes them such pure sex? Is it the allure of her sexual experience which could help guide me to a better orgasm than I ever could expect from some young slut? Is it just my body screaming at me to breed before it's too late for her to have my children? Is it the inherent respect and submission I have to my elders that demands I meet every demand she has? Why do I want to so desperately fuck a woman who's got at least 10+ years on me?

>> No.10643561

>>10641634
It's just a sign of (You) growing up.
Boys like girls
Men like women

>> No.10643674

>>10582248
Women lie about their age.

>> No.10643709

Hold on, some older folks can be pretty hot.

>> No.10643795

>>10634564
There's something highly boner-inducing about getting a hag pregnant.

>> No.10643989

>So people are mad some chuuba has a young look
>So still people are mad some chuuba are aged
Are we running out of meds lately?

>> No.10645031

>>10643989
Probably different people in each camp. Else there's some people who got like a "MUST BE WITHIN A SPECIFIC THREE YEAR AGE RANGE OR I HATE IT" or something autistic like that.

>> No.10645158

what makes you think botan and korone are old?

>> No.10647191

>>10643674
>Women lie about their age
...and there are those who don't. Oh, and VTubers have destroyed a 'meme': There ARE women on the internet. Certain so-called 'men' lie about their intelligence & education (when they're inferior subhuman retard incel /r9k/ rejects) and lie about their sexual prowess (when they're dickless manbabies that are too scared to go near women).

>> No.10647230
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10647230

Korone, Mio And possibly Luna are 36 year old hags. Botan got into gaming through her older brother's NES, meaning she could have been born anywhere from the late 70s to the early-mid 80s.

>> No.10647369

>>10647230
I dunno some people got NES's late. I only started to get into the NES not that soon before the SNES came out. Mid-Late 80s here.

Also It's not like every kid is born with a controller in hand. Especially with how gaming has always been pushed as a more 'boys' toy even back in the 80s and 90s.

Honestly she could be early 90s as well, we don't know about her economic background to know if they were in the BUY IMMEDIATELY for all new console releases This is a weird ass assumption that I never figured out

>> No.10647553

>>10647369
The guessing for the birth year is to give room to her being X years old as the NES came out in 1983 in Japan and the SNES coming out in 1990. And as it was her brothers NES it being a 'boys' toy thing is also irrelevant.

>> No.10648117

>>10579827
No, it’s cute

>> No.10648967

>>10626324
>>10579827
pics of Botan's roommate?

>> No.10649014

>>10648967
first you show pics of your mums hairy cunt

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>>10649014
>1950s photo model & goddess of /s/ Bettie Page had an exquisitely hairy cunt

I reckon Shisihro Botan has a nicely hairy pussy

>> No.10649789

>>10649259
as soft as cashmere too

>> No.10651868

>>10649259
When the Japanese girls started shaving them that's when I knew there was no pulling out of this global tailspin

>> No.10652325

poi

>> No.10652366

>>10622541
you're probably just 29 and in denial

>> No.10652818

>>10635260
is she not?

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>>10579827
Why yes I do watch and masturbate exclusively to hag chuubas how could you tell?

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>>10652818
she is cute without pretending

>> No.10653045

>>10582156
>then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones.
BASED BEN

>> No.10653249

>>10647230
I am 27 and my older brother had a NES too. I was very interested in that mario jumping game when I was a kid

>> No.10653449

>>10649259
Most likely
Shaved in japan is a sign that you’re a sex worker or whore
Its actually a fetish for shaved over there like the west thinks hairy is a fetish
https://skdesu.com/en/japanese-by-pubian-scraping-shaving/

>> No.10653618

>>10647191
Gtfo w*man

>> No.10653734

>>10580711
I think Marine sounds older. It doesn't matter either way, though, because Botan is the only one that's good at FPS

>> No.10657255

Hag Love!

>> No.10658368

>>10649259
>>10649789
The big cats like lions and tigers are typically more coarse and oily
The smaller cats are the softer ones
Wolves however are feral and musky

>> No.10658527

>>10653618
Triggered retard permavirgin manbaby detected

>> No.10658579

>>10579827
...It's a fucking job, anon.

>> No.10659764

>>10582156
>And as in the dark all Cats are grey
motherfucker was an SSRB from the future

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>>10658368
What about dogs and foxes? Asking for a Friend

>> No.10661405

>>10660737
They’re soft but foxes even more so
Which is why they make coats out of them
got a black fox coat passed down from my parents that feels so comfy, closest I can get to having Kurokami herself snuggled around me

>> No.10661417

>>10653449
Coming from a country where shaving is the norm (cause of beaches), the bush lovers sound like fucking freaks. It's honestly baffling how people call you a pedo for preferring clean shaved bodies.

>> No.10661470

>>10661417
shut up child it's because of porn not because of beaches

>> No.10661503

I find it pretty funny how this thread is filled with kiddies writing about having sex with someone. Didn't you forget to like... do your homework or something?

>> No.10661516

>>10661417
It’s kinda gross if left untrimmed but shaved aside from a bush at the top is nice
Bonus points if it’s shaped into a heart or your oshi’s symbol

>> No.10661581

>>10661470
Bro you can't wear a bikini if you don't shave. That's literally how it works, I've heard it a million times. There's no argument at all for keeping a bush other than "it's natural". Do you not cut your hair either? Or shave your beard? There's no argument that you can say to convince me that not shaving isn't unhygienic and barbaric.
>>10661516
The ideal is not having hair on your food at all.

>> No.10661582

>>10600173
UINNNNGHHHH

>> No.10661660

>>10661581
Talking shit, have you ever actually been to the beach?
It's barely worth thinking about because I know the history of shaved fanny. It started when home video came around, because tv and vhs quality was low you needed as many pixels as possible for the private parts. Faggots like you watched so much porn it became normal.

>> No.10661740

>>10661660
Lmao I live by the seaside you fuck, the ocean is basically my second home. But ok, give me 1(one) argument as to why not shaving is ideal. Go on. Anything reasonable? Anything logical? Because the only thing I'm seeing here is someone who doesn't like change.

>> No.10661778

>>10661740
pussy juice gets on the hair and it smells stronger, faggot.

>> No.10661806

>>10661778
Figured as much. Nothing at all.

>> No.10661816

>>10599313
There are words like “milf” and “beautiful older lady” in japanese you know
Milf porn is on the rise over there due to the aging population (but still not as big as ugly bastard barely legal stuff)
There’s even a few gilf pornstars if you’re into that

>> No.10661860

>>10661806
proving your only experience of pussy is on a screen

>> No.10661989

>>10580192
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vStCRC46i_7y983U8YPDL6Zgs1om5EHTquJtLpyy7j8Z8oDVXBti-p_zLhhd8OG4zEZjCHVrD_Nlam9/pub

>> No.10664517

Bump

>> No.10664630
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>>10661989
I love written Hololive breeding shit. I wish there was more like this.

>> No.10664642

>>10661581
Holyfuck you are so kiked, very pathetic faggot

>> No.10664694
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>>10661581
>Do you not cut your hair either? Or shave your beard?
No?

>> No.10665029

>>10664642
No arguments either? Only buzzwords?
>>10664694
Next step is cutting out technology from your life and going out to live with apes.

>> No.10665112
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>>10665029
Why? My body isn't that hairy, all things considered. Why would my amount of hair dictate my fitness to exist in human society?

>> No.10665796

>>10661581
>Bro you can't wear a bikini if you don't shave. That's literally how it works, I've heard it a million times

Bettie Page wore bikinis she made herself: rather scanty for the time (1950s), yet, she had a very hairy cunt. Did her image as the most photographed woman on the planet (before Princess Diana in the 1980s) no harm whatsoever: but she alone has destroyed your 'argument'.

>> No.10666009

>>10665112
If you can't even grow hair in the first place you shouldn't be part of the discussion.
>>10665796
Why do you keep bringing up some woman from the 50's as if that was the ultimate beauty standards, and not only that, but you still haven't provided an argument. You're just saying "this woman did it half a century ago so it's fine".

>> No.10666203

>>10661989
Lord almighty I wish you would do this for me

>> No.10668325

>>10666203
You can ask in here >>10626380

>> No.10668432
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10668432

>>10617932
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRD3rZyD_5ExCCQCAi2R1dQkHIpGu2Zv4aC0oyPdwJZMtaQ3GeDWLNXU0yeYr9QIWfWRFu3Mzoa3H_m/pub

>> No.10668504

>>10580711
>The design is wasted on her because of her voice
Wtf are you talking about. Her voice literally has the throaty purr like voice of a cat. She's a perfect fit for the design.

>> No.10668578

>>10661581
>Do you not cut your hair either?
Are you implying these cunts with dyke and Hitler Youth haircuts aren't defective and broken people?

>> No.10668662

>>10668325
Believe me sir I'm a regular of the thread I just also wish I could have a fit lioness dom the shit out of me

>> No.10669264

>>10627616
You need to be over 18 to use this site.

>> No.10669677

>>10668504
She’s like a milf version of okayu
Kinda want to see how she’d do asmr
So far most of the hags did it already

>> No.10670107

>>10647230
I'm 28 had an NES , Super NES , and every subsequent system since until the gamecube/360 era

>> No.10670429
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>>10621625
First comes lust
Then love
Then marriage
Then six kids cause lions have big litters

>> No.10670601

>>10580160
kek based

>> No.10670813

>>10641322
>wasn't planned
it's an anomaly that you were born anon. its not that unusual for parents of large families to still be capable in their 50s, but it is very uncommon for their to be an fertility left post menopause if there werent a lot of children birthed pre menopause

>> No.10670885

>>10580075
Reps, bro.

>> No.10670917

>>10627616
you're here forever, anon

>> No.10671558

>>10627616
>outting yourself as a zoomer
imagine

>> No.10671695

>>10670813
According to a doctor, all these hags would be considered “high risk pregnancies” because they’re over 33
But high risk comes high reward
>kawaisaw holohag doujin when

>> No.10671978

>>10666009
Women can grow hair and still wear what they want. How does that affect you personally? If she was showing pubes around her bikini bottom, so what? It's other people's problem if they so much as think of noticing. I don't care, so what's your excuse? 'As Long As It Harms Nobody Else, Minding One's Own Business'. Ever hear of that concept? And no, being triggered by something you subjectively think shouldn't be allowed to exist is no excuse.

>> No.10673627

>>10580160
But Anon, you've already sacrificed yourself, too much, let me handle this burden, it's time for you to rest...

>> No.10673721
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airsoft with botan...

>> No.10674513

>>10673721
too young gtfo

>> No.10674580
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10674580

Botan WILL breed me and make babies with me

>> No.10676296

>>10666009
Ignore the underaged degenerate faggots. The only true board in this hellsite is /pol/ where they share the same view as us.

>> No.10676385

>>10676296
Then you faggots should go back to that place and never leave. You are a nuisance to everyone and a waste of oxygen.

>> No.10676701
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10676701

Based thread.

Botan Chads salute

>> No.10678705

>>10670813
It really fucking is, that's why they kept me
Now that I think about it, I don't think they even though they'd be parents
Mom never had a kid

>> No.10679532

>>10634747
You don't understand what Ben is saying here. Good woman as in good conduct woman, not woman that never did any bad shit.

>> No.10680353
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10680353

okaeri, dokuta :D

>> No.10680469

>>10634367
Yes she is
Her and Korone are roughly a year or two apart and shes older
Things get messy when you factor Fubuki, Mio, Watame, Flare, Polka, Azki, Aki, and formerly Coco who are all early 30s

>> No.10680507

>>10680469
Also if youre counting Holostars no shit Rikka and Oga have everyone else beat theyre literal grandpas compared to the women

>> No.10680561

>>10671695
You know, back in the day anything after 25 was considered a very late start. Look at us now...

>> No.10680673 [DELETED] 

>>10580711
Botan is good at PCs, is entertaining while playing games, has a mature air around her, and is really good at collabs with ANYONE, she has a lot to say about anything and you can she she's pretty smart.

Why would people hate her? She's exactly what I want a vtuber to be.
She doesn't do GFE shit either. Or ASMR shit. She doesn't need to.

People donate to Botan because she's a blast to watch, not because of "muh saviorfag" or "muh gfe" or "muh parasocial relationship"

>> No.10681035
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10681035

hag love

>> No.10681071

>>10580075
She will by the time I'm done with her

>> No.10682108

>>10680469
Rushia...

>> No.10682224

>>10664630
/wg/ is full of this shit

>> No.10682386
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10682386

My only problem with Botan is that management tries to sell her as some teenager like Lamy or Nene when it's painfully obvious she's much older than them.

>> No.10684615
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10684615

She's the perfect vtuber.

>> No.10686852

>>10682386
A 50-year-old woman pretending to be teenaged is hot.

>> No.10686993

>>10579827
I don't think she is a grandma, but be sure she is going to be a mother after I'm done with her.

>> No.10689433
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10689433

Post more hags.

>> No.10689687

>>10674580
Being impregnated by Botan!

>> No.10692342
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>>10689433

>> No.10692431

>>10674580
Becomed in Lamy.

>> No.10692474

>>10686852
This.
Why aren't there more?
Seriously, a whole gen or group of hag vtubers being fawned over by teenagers and twenty-somethings?

>> No.10692790
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>>10692342

>> No.10693596

>>10692474
women are sensitive about age, it's best to treat the hags like young girls

>> No.10693952

>>10693596
True, but at the same time, as >>10582156 pointed out, why not shower attention on vtubers who would appreciate the attention?

>> No.10694387

>>10582156
> Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
Holy fucking based. I’ve never knelt to a man this much.

>> No.10694518

>>10694387
Why the hell wasn't this written into the consitution, instead of useless bullshit like the right to bare arms or all men being created equal?

>> No.10694549

botan is only in her late 30s, she still has a few eggs left

>> No.10694656

>get dommed and ruthlessly milked of all your semen as she forces you down and reverse mating presses and amazon positions you with a stern, emotionless look on her face, completely helpless as she keeps you easily pinned down and forces you to cum repeatedly until you nearly pass out
>very vigorous yet loving sex in leglock missionary/mating press with you holding each other tightly, kissing constantly, and telling each other how much you love one another and how she'll be a great mother to your children when you get her pregnant
How the fuck am I supposed to choose?

>> No.10694706

>>10694656
start with 1, flip into 2 when she thinks she has total control

you have to be physically strong enough to overpower her like this of course

>> No.10695608

>>10689433
Birthday fuck for Korone!

>> No.10695729

>>10686852
She doesn't though. Botan makes no effort in pretending to be a young girl.

>> No.10695829

>>10695729
An alpha predator has no need to pretend to be anything less than top of the food chain.

>> No.10696028

>>10695829
> Implying old women are more fit than young ones
In your dreams buckaroo

>> No.10696145

>>10606531
65 to 70

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>>10696028
Oh kemosabe.
You will learn.
And you will benefit from the education.

>> No.10696419
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>>10692790
I got a lot of Korone and Marine and a decent amount of Mio, but I need more Foobs and Botan. Post'em bois

>> No.10696565
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>>10696419
I'll post a Botan

>> No.10697280
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10697280

>>10696565

Press Botan receive Shishiro

>> No.10697340
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10697340

Tactical Dog & Lion:

>> No.10698014
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HAG THREAD HAG LOVE

>>10661989
>>10668432
My phallus.

>>10666009
>not knowing Bettie Page
I thought you were a faggot at first for not liking pubes, but now you've cemented yourself as a turboretard instead. Consider the rope; it's your only salvation.

>>10694656
2. It's not even a contest. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>10696565
Here you go, my dude.

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>>10698014
Meant for >>10696419. Have an extra cougar lion as an apology

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>>10698014
>hololive botan 69.png
no ice

Holy fuck, how have standards dropped so hard? I mean, how have men allowed themselves to be swayed by such meager temptations of flesh that they fail to appreciate the greater appeal of femininity? I fail to understand I consider myself blessed in my ignorance.

>> No.10698598

>>10653036
I can't watch her because I just imagine a hag saying all of that and it just aint for me

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>>10698541
I have more lions, I just wanted the ha ha funny number.
Captcha: YAYXP, which I found amusing.

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>>10698651
Please continue.
While your message may fall on many deaf ears there may be some who will listen.

>> No.10698813

>>10698598
does it help that she's a little autistic

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Don't forget Friend!

>> No.10698948
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>>10698778
More lions. (The funny thing is Botan is less than 5 years older than me.)

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>>10698948
Ha ha, is same. Children will not understand, but their loss is our gain, yes?

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>>10699116
I can't even find 3d women under 25 fappable anymore.

>> No.10699891
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>> No.10699936
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>>10699891

>> No.10699937
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>>10699741
Women under 25 want different things.

>> No.10700518

>>10579827
Absolutely not. Age doesnt matter if ur good at the thing ur doing. Also im abslutely convinced she gives an amazing head

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>>10700518
Shishiron is an amazing video game player and an enthralling human being to be around.

Any aptitude in oral sex is merely a bonus.

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>>10700671
I wish I were good at video games.

>>10699891
I apologize for neglecting Mama. I'll post her too. I just have infinitely more Botans.

>>10699937
True.

>> No.10701295

>>10698948
>>10699116
What a surprise, old boomers are the hag lovers. Can't relate to these new trends old man? Can't understand younger women? It's okay, I get it. Go play some Bingo and maybe you'll meet a 60 year old cutie to play with too. I hear their blowjobs are great, without teeth and all.

>> No.10701455
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>>10701295
We understood younger women
We understand older women
You will understand in time

Make those mistakes
Clean up other people's
We will be here when you're done

>> No.10701515

>>10579827
I enjoy her matronly mores.

>> No.10701566

I mean for one thing it's cool that she's up in her ages because that gruff elderly voice adds to her persona. Not making a joke, I find that genuinely neat, it means someone heard her voice without the face and thought up a lion.
Second of all it doesn't matter who is playing a vtuber. This is a subjective point but it really is a case of separating the "artist" from the "art." And yeah, vtubing isn't really an art, but the same line of reasoning applies.
Lastly, and this is the core issue I take with this thread... Botan is notable among all of Hololive because she is good at video games. Where Aqua had to ease on into her skillful play style and Korone continues to just bash her head against the wall, Botan stands out because she actually has some legitimate ability to hold her own competitively.

Look at it this way: Do you think lots of Japanese men were up in arms when they found out Goku, an anime monkey man was voiced in the anime by a 50+ years old granny. No! Because she was one of the most talented and well-respected seiyuus of her era, and Japan had been giving all kinds of odd voice roles to people who for all intents and purposes didn't match who they portray.

If you can't see the connection there then I don't know what else to tell you. Thankfully it seems most of this thread's opinion is against what OP is trying to imply and that makes me happy.

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10703012

>>10701295
>blowjobs from women 25 years my elder
That's unironically extremely hot. I'd fuck Julianne Moore if she'd let me.

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>>10703012
You understand
He'll understand too
Maybe in time
If not; so sad, too bad
Time marches on
Such women exist as momuments to our folly
We worship at such altars, but our prayers are never answered

>> No.10703356

First, she isn't even that old, second, who tf cares?

She's playing a character, she's doing extremely good and people loves her even knowing who she is [let's be real, at least half of her followers are aware who her rommate is], they liked her before and they like her now behind the model, not only her voice but her whole personality.

It's not different at seeing an actor play x role or a VA giving voice to a character, do you really think like people stop liking a chara after seeing the VA? Ofc no, there are lots of women moreless old that people absolute love because of their voice and are happy everytime they see them in a new role.

If you're really put out by it then vtubers are clearly not for you, nor is it anime or anything similar.

[I absolutely love Ayako Kawasumi for example and absolutely love the characters she plays, she's 45 so she's a bit older than Botan and people still loves to see her play charas around, you know, Saber, Siege, etc)

>> No.10703701

>>10579827
I dunno about that, but, I think it's more inappropriate for your mother to give birth to you

>> No.10704385

>>10701295
>old boomers are the hag lovers
I'm 22. If you limit yourself to only young women, then you're ngmi

>> No.10704398

>>10701295
>old boomers are the hag lovers
these girls are 10 years older than me so no

>> No.10709651

>>10703356
There isn't a single Holoroommate I've seen that I wouldn't fuck.

>> No.10709717

>>10703356
this post smells like reddit
please never post a 200 word essay again

>> No.10710882

>>10709717
First, it isn't even that long, second, who tf cares?

He's explaining a mindset, he's doing extremely good and people appreciate him without even knowing who he is [let's be real, at least half of his replies don't care who his IRL self is], they liked his posts before and they like his posts now with the text, not only his grammar but his whole idea.

It's not different at seeing an author pen x story or a professor giving merit to a concept, do you really think like people stop liking an explanation after seeing the poster? Ofc no, there are lots of anons moreless oldfags that post absolute kino because of their wit and are happy everytime they see all of their (You)s.

If you're really put out by it then 4chan threads are clearly not for you, nor is it futaba or anything similar.

[I absolutely love snacks for example and absolutely love the shitposts he makes, he's got to be 45 by now so he's a bit older than most anons and people still loves to see him play shitpost around, you know, whales, blowholes, etc)

>> No.10712542
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10712542

Too much whining, not enough hag love.

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>>10647191
>>10658527
shut up you fat retard

>> No.10714318

>>10698813
i guess it helps a little, is she actually

>> No.10714549

>>10710882

You must pity >>10709717 for being so educationally inferior and illiterate that it can't read, certainly a post on the internet that is longer than a few words.

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>>10713530

The eternal virgin nanodicked manbaby is permatriggered because mature women laugh at its tiny tool.

>> No.10714881

>>10714733
are there any vtubers that do sph?

>> No.10715099

>>10704385
>>10704398
You have no excuse then. I bet the only reason you go after hags is because either they are easier and you can't even manage to get a woman your age or because you have mommy issues and is a manchild who needs someone older to take care of you and guide the relationship because you can't do it. Probably both to be honest.

>> No.10715421

>>10715099
Literally the only reason you could be upset about who other guys are fucking is if it affects you.
Who fucked your mum, anon?
Was he the same age as you?

>> No.10715437

>>10714733
>The -words words- is -words words-
male/female/trannynigger - you are a faggot, that much is apparent

>> No.10715526

>>10715421
My dad... fucked my mom. I haven't recovered to this day after finding out about it.

>> No.10716376

>>10715526
That's an extremely witty thing you just said.
So the only remaining thing it could possibly be is your angry about never having had sex.
I'm not the young anons you quoted earlier but I've fucked a literal virgin muslim girl and it doesn't compare to a woman in her early 30s at all.
It's a completely unfair comparison actually, as the universe has sculpted these women to become irresistable when they have only a few breeding years left.

>> No.10716879

>>10582156
I KNEEL
I FUCKING KNEEL
NOT EVEN THEN I'M WORTHY OF STANDING BEFORE SUCH A BASED MAN

>> No.10716923

>Isn't it a bit inappropriate for a 50+ years old granny to be larping as an anime lion on the internet?
yeah and its fucking hot

>> No.10717891

>>10715099
That's a lot of projection there, anon. Practicing your reading comprehension would help you as well. I said
>If you limit yourself to only young women
meaning that I go after both young and mature ones. Each have their own traits that make them attractive. If you completely omit a group because "hurr too old, I don't have mommy issues durr", you're only skipping on potentially great experiences. Just as an fyi, I go for women older than me, ones around my age, and also younger ones. I'd even go for teens/lolis under 16 if it was legal. You being a low test male that can't handle variety is not my fault.

>> No.10718036

We must pity the inferior such as >>10715437

>> No.10718144

>>10716376
>I've fucked a literal virgin muslim girl and it doesn't compare to a woman in her early 30s at all
...in his dreams

>> No.10718271
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10718271

edgy teenage hag...

>> No.10718772

>>10718144
That's not the first time you've said an extremely generic thing but in a grammatically retarded way.
Are you a broken NPC?

>> No.10719698

>>10681071
This man has conquered menopause.

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>>10718271
Actually RUINED, what the fuck?
(I already used my sadporuka too)

>> No.10724921

>>10718271
bros imagine a sukeban botan gf...

>> No.10725093

>>10718271
kukuro botan

>> No.10726635

>>10724921
>>10725093
I don't know what that means, I don't watch anime,
">your nihon reps"

>> No.10727211

>>10703356
But anon, do you want to fuck and impregnate Kawasumi ayako ? If yes then FUCKING BASED HAG LOVER

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