/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

What vtuber provides the best girlfriend experience?

[baked hitler No.]

hitler baked beans

[Anonymous No.]

me but I'm a 43 year old short balding man

[Anonymous No.]

>>10574642
Mori's type, nice

[baked hirlwee No.]

mnigelg nige hitelr ebak ebaked beans
hitelree baked beabns

[Anonymous No.]

Ayami sensei

[Anonymous No.]

>>10574694
Yeah I banned her from my streams, she was too obvious about grooming me

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575021
>Yeah I banned her from my streams, she was too obvious about grooming me
Damnit anon now she'll be even more wound up every day. Fuck's sake, couldn't you take for the team?
Come on now. Not saying you should respond but this is a bit much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10574289
I only know EOP streamers but try Reina Sun, Nene Amano, or Yura Rikudou

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575315
isn't yura indonesian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575412
No, she's half JP half Chinese

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575246
I refuse to be raped by a 5'6" Amazonian

[Anonymous No.]

>>10574289
Mel's momma Aymay

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575583
said it here
>>10574871
and I spelled her name correctly too

[Anonymous No.]

>>10574289
Nene Amano

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575716
I was in so much denial about this. Then she and her friend did the dual ASMR and realized I was getting more than what I bargained for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10574289
Hololive currently has the entire GFE Market cornered. Even after Coco's departure, No other agency has even come close to competing in this department, Not even Niji male sanji. Coco is at the top of the GFE pyramid. Don't argue with me. I'm just stating facts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575916
1/10 bait there mate

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575972
You replied to it that makes it at 5/10 at the least

[Anonymous No.]

Ame is a girl you had a crush on but never dated and stayed friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575988
and that post was a 0/10
I miss the old days where people put in effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575916
This. I remember Coco comparing streaming to like having a date or something? Her being at the top shows just how much influence she had in hololive for them to change direction and start catering to gosling retards loners. which means, minimal homostar collabs, and more Yuri bait nonsense. I kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10574289
Yura is the best GFE vtuber in the west.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10574289
Anyone who takes you out on dates: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-OXNwh_Wm0

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575916
Nijisanji already provides BFE you dumbfuck. Nobody cares that hololive attracts waifu loving weebs like you. Cute boys is where it's at. Boyfriend experience is an acquired taste. I don't expect a holobroni to understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576242
Anon this was literally a year ago, Ame hates being a GFE vtuber and she abandoned all signs of it a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10574289
Can someone explain to me what a girlfriend experience is actually? How is this even possible when the only interaction you will ever get is her talking behind a screen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10574289
Ame
She acts like a tsundere towards chat
Does the *chuu* after streams
And sends her members twitter-like messages
I love her :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576242
Amelia Watson? come on bro, you can do better than that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576308
>remembers your name
>knows details about you
>does streams where you do things couples do like go on dates, have long talks, play games together and more
>flirts and teases you a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576384
>does streams where you do things couples do like go on dates, have long talks, play games together and more
you and a whole bunch of other weebs
it's not true GFE if it isn't 1on1
what you're talking about is the gangbang version of dates

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575972
>bait
But the first sentence is 100% true.
No other major GFE vtubers(the kind that can reliably break 3 digits on Youtube). EN or JP.
Fact is, vtubing is full of whores, and whores, despite the origins of term GFE(since for obvious reasons whore GFE and vtuber GFE are vastly different), cannot do GFE.
Name me a single chuuba that loves her fans and expresses that love with GFE that isn't a holo

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576428
>anon doesn't mind meld and become one with chat
pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576384
Anon様これはベースードですよ
>Astonishingly based as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576308
Imagine that you have never had a girlfriend and equate ASMR streams with sexual pleasure. After that, take your subjective tastes and apply them. Past that... I'm not sure. I don't get it either.

"What vtuber provides the best girlfriend experience?" feels like asking "Which pogo stick provides the fastest commute-to-work experience?". Sure, they COULD be used like that, but why would anyone do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576384
>remembers your name
>knows details about you
Wait, what? Even if you only had 2k subscribers with only half interested that'd be like 1k names to remember. That sounds insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576384
It's a daughter experience, a daughter experience, A DAUGHTER EXPERIENCE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576528
Rushia who is considered one of the best GFE tubers out there remembers all her gachikois, stalks them and their personal accounts, remembers if you dont show up for her streams, knows when you appear in other vtuber streams and will personally say your name out if you're not there for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576528
You remember the paypigs and those really active in chat maybe. The percentages of those compared to subs is always tiny and inevitably gets smaller as subs go up. You're looking at at worst a couple of hundred people even for someone with 1m subs. And you don't NEED to do it for every single one. Showing you can do it for a few gives hope to the rest keeping the paypig production going

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576308
>when the only interaction you will ever get is her talking behind a screen?
Anon being ignorant about online dating lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576658
I don't know if you know this, but usually online dating has talking back and forth directly, not someone talking at a crowd and you commenting on what they say, hoping they read it, in a sea of other commenters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575916
>Hololive currently has the entire GFE Market cornered

True. All the GFE heavy hitters are in hololive. But what People haven't realize yet is that the reason;
> (You)'re all fawning over their cute "anime" voices,
>obsessing over their cute character designs,
> obsessing over literally everything the vtuber does, from their mannerisms, to their vocal ticks, all the way up to their social life. (All of that is 100% weirdo behavior btw).

The reason you all act this way is because you're all trapped in this inescapable GFE hellhole and you suckers don't even realize it yet. Accept GFE into your life. Get saved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576817
>All the GFE heavy hitters are in hololive
said the holobrony who never stepped a toe outside the holobubble

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576266
>>10576853
Go watch Kuzuha & friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576817
>obsessing over literally everything the "anime girl" does
I mean, technically that's the purpose of an anime girl. They are rarely remembered for their deep and complex personalities.

>All of that is 100% weirdo behavior btw
How about fuck you? The girls are literally doing the same, if not even worse. Noel being a prime example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576853
>said the holobrony who never stepped a toe outside the holobubble
How could you tell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576966
>Kuzuha
>apex only streamer
haha no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576728
I don't know if you know this, but I'm perfectly capable of holding a conversation with myself and leaving 500 messages for my first crush to wake up to in MSN at the age of 9.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576853
Name any other fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576308
Well, what they do is be a better person than you and become capable of loving muh "text on a screen" because they have a soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576559
>Western daughter tubers
Can't wait for them to cancel their paypigs in a twitlonger for the ultimate shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10577555
I did
>>10574871

[Anonymous No.]

>>10577588
I don't think giving false hope to lonely people makes you a better person, but I respect your opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576966
I do but I prefer the meshers for the true BFE. Shame Ebio doesn't do it, he's got extreme potential to do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576112
So she made it worse by having them pander to autistic retards ready to throw a shit fit at the slightest hint of YABAI and ruining fun cross over collabs with nijisanji and other chuubas because the girls became "teehee idols"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576428
Its GFE not an actual girlfriend. If you can't suspend your disbelief to enjoy it then go get an actual girlfriend you lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10577829
I'm just telling you the fact that you're a cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576308
GFE is providing a stimulated social experience that feels similar to what it's like to have a gf. You've most likely heard streams and podcasts referred to as "friend simulators" before. GFE is just that but with a sexual/rimantic tinge.

[Anonymous No.]

Rikudou Yura

[Anonymous No.]

Kanae, you really feel like you are his girlfriend when you watch his streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10578880
yeah I totally want my girlfriend to be responding to the romantically charge messages of other men in the middle of my date with her.
GFE? more like cuck experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576641
This is better proof for the evil of capitalism than anything commies ever came up with

[Anonymous No.]

>>10574289
The one you enjoy the most. GFE is the point of Vtubing even when thin veiled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10579734
not for me
don't project your issues onto me

[Anonymous No.]

>>10577651
>false hope
With enough mental illness there's nothing false about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576384
Words can't begin to express the level of contempt for people like you. She's not your god damn girlfriend. This one sided parasocial relationship you're engaged in is so fucking awful, have some self respect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10581474
go back normalfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>10581787

[Anonymous No.]

>>10581787

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576384
I watch Reine because she's entertaining but sometimes she has insane accidental GFE and I'm tempted to oshihen really hard. She enjoys streaming so much and gets lonely on her off days. I remember YT chat dying and she got sad because she couldn't read the comments, implying she reads all of them. She also reads my comments even if I'm not the most loaded paypig and only SC a few times a week.

She's dangerous, and Merekyats know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10582302
she is based and beautiful the best hololive if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10576384
>watch a twitch chuuber with under 20 views.
>your name will literally be 20% of her chat.
>???
>profit

new cuties are debuting all the time, get in while they're new and your name will be important to her forever because you were there supporting her and being active in chat during the early days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10581474
>enters hobby
>ruins it
>because of 'muh cringe'
>from his high horse
Got your self respect right here fag, open wide

[Anonymous No.]

>>10581877
>>10582010
Very cool samefagging anon, glad you got to show off your neat pictures :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10582790
how does it feel, now that I took your copium away?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10582302
True and ironic because she seems like the literal opposite of GFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>10582922
Nice paint skills bro!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10577751
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10582736
>go into hobby
>instead of being there to have fun, a bunch of faggots begin to form parasocial relationships with idols who see them as a number in their bank account
>vtubers, who were once fun and interesting, now play into this retarded fantasy because idiots throw cash at them to do so
>hobby is now full of e-whores who spend less time singing, playing games, etc. and more time going "uwu look how cute I am anon-kun desu I love you so much kawaii"
>stop ruining the hobby anon, I'm trying to get affection from someone who doesn't care about me and ruining the entire medium in the process

[Anonymous No.]

>>10583067

[Anonymous No.]

>>10583105
based and true

[Anonymous No.]

>>10583105
You should be a fiction writer you're really good at it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10574289

[Anonymous No.]

>>10583105
>>10583111
>>10583193
Stop samefagging we know it's you

[Anonymous No.]

>>10583243
anon do you even know what samefagging is?
tourists are supposed to leave when summer ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10583391
Only a tourist would pretend to be several different people just because they're insecure about the existence of GFE though

[Anonymous No.]

>>10583462
cope harder anon.
I'm sure there can't be two whole people on 4chan who disagree with you at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10583600
Uh huh

[Anonymous No.]

Looking at it objectively, Sora provides the best girlfriend experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>10583835
>Sora provides the best GFE in hololive
ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

> Mentioning GFE
> Not a single reference to the queen of GFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584072
step out of your hololive bubble for 1 week I dare you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10574289
Veibae

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584072
If only what you said was true. Unsurpassed. Unchallenged. Unbeatable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584636
enter pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>10575652
It's actually, Ayamy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10574289
Suou Patra from Honey Strap™

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584989
welp fuck me in the butthole and call me a cocksucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10583105
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>10582302
She definitely makes me want to gosling hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10585145
Have to PUSHU PUSHU harder next time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584072
Enter CHADryu CHADco

[Anonymous No.]

>>10574289
roboco but for real she is just pure unintentional GFE

[Anonymous No.]

>>10574289
Ame 100%
She screeches all the time gets mad at stupid shit. Doesn't listen to you or any advice you give. Makes fun of you for caring about her. Cries when things don't go her way. Puts on a cute face and pretends to not care about money. And best of all cancels plans with you almost every week.

It's the perfect gfe

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584985
Aaaarh Nenemax SAAAAMAAAAA. I was only joking. Please don't divorce me neneSama. A-Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. i-i-i I humbly kneel in shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584072
Rushia, Rushia. If you declare your love to her, she tells you can trust her with it. And she’ll also stalk you on twitter if you show up enough in her stream that she remembers your name.

[Anonymous No.]

Enough said

[Anonymous No.]

>>10583105
You're absolutely right about how the twitch e-thots picking it up was 100% to do with how much money it generates, but faggots forming parasocial relationships with women who will never know them is literally the foundation the idol industry in built upon.

[Anonymous No.]

My wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>10578929
>>10576180
Yura!
>Has 3 jobs, still manages to stream multiple days a week because she loves chat
>Makes shorts that involve her pampering her viewers, and being in GFE situations
>Will make assets to enhance her streams just for (You) (Maid costume for maid ASMR, school girl outfit for japanese horror game)
>Made a hashtag for posting your meals because she was concerned whether chat was eating well or not
>Remembers chat by name and will notice if you don't show up for a while, even remembers regulars on other PRISM girl's streams even if they don't watch her
>helps you with /fit/ reps because shes a fitness trainer IRL
>Allegedly was a retired model
>Decent at games
Shes one of the most powerful GFE chubbas in the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>10584985
no one takes nene's GFE seriously because she's dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>10588806
do you know the artist of that picture?