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What vtuber provides the best girlfriend experience?
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>>10574642Mori's type, nice
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>>10574694Yeah I banned her from my streams, she was too obvious about grooming me
>>10575021>Yeah I banned her from my streams, she was too obvious about grooming meDamnit anon now she'll be even more wound up every day. Fuck's sake, couldn't you take for the team?Come on now. Not saying you should respond but this is a bit much.
>>10574289I only know EOP streamers but try Reina Sun, Nene Amano, or Yura Rikudou
>>10575315isn't yura indonesian?
>>10575412No, she's half JP half Chinese
>>10575246I refuse to be raped by a 5'6" Amazonian
>>10574289Mel's momma Aymay
>>10575583said it here>>10574871and I spelled her name correctly too
>>10575716I was in so much denial about this. Then she and her friend did the dual ASMR and realized I was getting more than what I bargained for.
>>10574289Hololive currently has the entire GFE Market cornered. Even after Coco's departure, No other agency has even come close to competing in this department, Not even Niji male sanji. Coco is at the top of the GFE pyramid. Don't argue with me. I'm just stating facts.
>>105759161/10 bait there mate
>>10575972You replied to it that makes it at 5/10 at the least
Ame is a girl you had a crush on but never dated and stayed friends
>>10575988and that post was a 0/10I miss the old days where people put in effort.
>>10575916This. I remember Coco comparing streaming to like having a date or something? Her being at the top shows just how much influence she had in hololive for them to change direction and start catering to gosling retards loners. which means, minimal homostar collabs, and more Yuri bait nonsense. I kneel.
>>10574289Yura is the best GFE vtuber in the west.
>>10574289Anyone who takes you out on dates: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-OXNwh_Wm0
>>10575916Nijisanji already provides BFE you dumbfuck. Nobody cares that hololive attracts waifu loving weebs like you. Cute boys is where it's at. Boyfriend experience is an acquired taste. I don't expect a holobroni to understand.
>>10576242Anon this was literally a year ago, Ame hates being a GFE vtuber and she abandoned all signs of it a long time ago.
>>10574289Can someone explain to me what a girlfriend experience is actually? How is this even possible when the only interaction you will ever get is her talking behind a screen?
>>10574289AmeShe acts like a tsundere towards chatDoes the *chuu* after streamsAnd sends her members twitter-like messagesI love her :3
>>10576242Amelia Watson? come on bro, you can do better than that.
>>10576308>remembers your name>knows details about you>does streams where you do things couples do like go on dates, have long talks, play games together and more>flirts and teases you a lot
>>10576384>does streams where you do things couples do like go on dates, have long talks, play games together and moreyou and a whole bunch of other weebsit's not true GFE if it isn't 1on1what you're talking about is the gangbang version of dates
>>10575972>baitBut the first sentence is 100% true.No other major GFE vtubers(the kind that can reliably break 3 digits on Youtube). EN or JP.Fact is, vtubing is full of whores, and whores, despite the origins of term GFE(since for obvious reasons whore GFE and vtuber GFE are vastly different), cannot do GFE.Name me a single chuuba that loves her fans and expresses that love with GFE that isn't a holo
>>10576428>anon doesn't mind meld and become one with chatpathetic
>>10576384Anon様これはベースードですよ>Astonishingly based as fuck.
>>10576308Imagine that you have never had a girlfriend and equate ASMR streams with sexual pleasure. After that, take your subjective tastes and apply them. Past that... I'm not sure. I don't get it either."What vtuber provides the best girlfriend experience?" feels like asking "Which pogo stick provides the fastest commute-to-work experience?". Sure, they COULD be used like that, but why would anyone do that?
>>10576384>remembers your name>knows details about youWait, what? Even if you only had 2k subscribers with only half interested that'd be like 1k names to remember. That sounds insane.
>>10576384It's a daughter experience, a daughter experience, A DAUGHTER EXPERIENCE!
>>10576528Rushia who is considered one of the best GFE tubers out there remembers all her gachikois, stalks them and their personal accounts, remembers if you dont show up for her streams, knows when you appear in other vtuber streams and will personally say your name out if you're not there for her.
>>10576528You remember the paypigs and those really active in chat maybe. The percentages of those compared to subs is always tiny and inevitably gets smaller as subs go up. You're looking at at worst a couple of hundred people even for someone with 1m subs. And you don't NEED to do it for every single one. Showing you can do it for a few gives hope to the rest keeping the paypig production going
>>10576308>when the only interaction you will ever get is her talking behind a screen?Anon being ignorant about online dating lmao
>>10576658I don't know if you know this, but usually online dating has talking back and forth directly, not someone talking at a crowd and you commenting on what they say, hoping they read it, in a sea of other commenters.
>>10575916>Hololive currently has the entire GFE Market corneredTrue. All the GFE heavy hitters are in hololive. But what People haven't realize yet is that the reason;> (You)'re all fawning over their cute "anime" voices, >obsessing over their cute character designs,> obsessing over literally everything the vtuber does, from their mannerisms, to their vocal ticks, all the way up to their social life. (All of that is 100% weirdo behavior btw).The reason you all act this way is because you're all trapped in this inescapable GFE hellhole and you suckers don't even realize it yet. Accept GFE into your life. Get saved.
>>10576817>All the GFE heavy hitters are in hololivesaid the holobrony who never stepped a toe outside the holobubble
>>10576266>>10576853Go watch Kuzuha & friends.
>>10576817>obsessing over literally everything the "anime girl" doesI mean, technically that's the purpose of an anime girl. They are rarely remembered for their deep and complex personalities.>All of that is 100% weirdo behavior btwHow about fuck you? The girls are literally doing the same, if not even worse. Noel being a prime example.
>>10576853>said the holobrony who never stepped a toe outside the holobubbleHow could you tell?
>>10576966>Kuzuha>apex only streamerhaha no.
>>10576728I don't know if you know this, but I'm perfectly capable of holding a conversation with myself and leaving 500 messages for my first crush to wake up to in MSN at the age of 9.
>>10576853Name any other fag
>>10576308Well, what they do is be a better person than you and become capable of loving muh "text on a screen" because they have a soul
>>10576559>Western daughter tubersCan't wait for them to cancel their paypigs in a twitlonger for the ultimate shitstorm.
>>10577588I don't think giving false hope to lonely people makes you a better person, but I respect your opinion.
>>10576966I do but I prefer the meshers for the true BFE. Shame Ebio doesn't do it, he's got extreme potential to do it
>>10576112So she made it worse by having them pander to autistic retards ready to throw a shit fit at the slightest hint of YABAI and ruining fun cross over collabs with nijisanji and other chuubas because the girls became "teehee idols"?
>>10576428Its GFE not an actual girlfriend. If you can't suspend your disbelief to enjoy it then go get an actual girlfriend you lose.
>>10577829I'm just telling you the fact that you're a cuck.
>>10576308GFE is providing a stimulated social experience that feels similar to what it's like to have a gf. You've most likely heard streams and podcasts referred to as "friend simulators" before. GFE is just that but with a sexual/rimantic tinge.
Kanae, you really feel like you are his girlfriend when you watch his streams.
>>10578880yeah I totally want my girlfriend to be responding to the romantically charge messages of other men in the middle of my date with her.GFE? more like cuck experience.
>>10576641This is better proof for the evil of capitalism than anything commies ever came up with
>>10574289The one you enjoy the most. GFE is the point of Vtubing even when thin veiled.
>>10579734not for medon't project your issues onto me
>>10577651>false hopeWith enough mental illness there's nothing false about it
>>10576384Words can't begin to express the level of contempt for people like you. She's not your god damn girlfriend. This one sided parasocial relationship you're engaged in is so fucking awful, have some self respect.
>>10581474go back normalfag
>>10576384I watch Reine because she's entertaining but sometimes she has insane accidental GFE and I'm tempted to oshihen really hard. She enjoys streaming so much and gets lonely on her off days. I remember YT chat dying and she got sad because she couldn't read the comments, implying she reads all of them. She also reads my comments even if I'm not the most loaded paypig and only SC a few times a week.She's dangerous, and Merekyats know.
>>10582302she is based and beautiful the best hololive if you ask me.
>>10576384>watch a twitch chuuber with under 20 views.>your name will literally be 20% of her chat.>???>profitnew cuties are debuting all the time, get in while they're new and your name will be important to her forever because you were there supporting her and being active in chat during the early days.
>>10581474>enters hobby>ruins it>because of 'muh cringe'>from his high horseGot your self respect right here fag, open wide
>>10581877>>10582010Very cool samefagging anon, glad you got to show off your neat pictures :^)
>>10582790how does it feel, now that I took your copium away?
>>10582302True and ironic because she seems like the literal opposite of GFE
>>10582922Nice paint skills bro!
>>10582736>go into hobby>instead of being there to have fun, a bunch of faggots begin to form parasocial relationships with idols who see them as a number in their bank account>vtubers, who were once fun and interesting, now play into this retarded fantasy because idiots throw cash at them to do so>hobby is now full of e-whores who spend less time singing, playing games, etc. and more time going "uwu look how cute I am anon-kun desu I love you so much kawaii">stop ruining the hobby anon, I'm trying to get affection from someone who doesn't care about me and ruining the entire medium in the process
>>10583105based and true
>>10583105You should be a fiction writer you're really good at it
>>10583105>>10583111>>10583193Stop samefagging we know it's you
>>10583243anon do you even know what samefagging is?tourists are supposed to leave when summer ends.
>>10583391Only a tourist would pretend to be several different people just because they're insecure about the existence of GFE though
>>10583462cope harder anon.I'm sure there can't be two whole people on 4chan who disagree with you at the same time.
Looking at it objectively, Sora provides the best girlfriend experience
>>10583835>Sora provides the best GFE in hololiveftfy
> Mentioning GFE> Not a single reference to the queen of GFE
>>10584072step out of your hololive bubble for 1 week I dare you.
>>10584072If only what you said was true. Unsurpassed. Unchallenged. Unbeatable.
>>10584636enter pic related
>>10575652It's actually, Ayamy.
>>10574289Suou Patra from Honey Strap™
>>10584989welp fuck me in the butthole and call me a cocksucker.
>>10582302She definitely makes me want to gosling hard.
>>10585145Have to PUSHU PUSHU harder next time.
>>10584072Enter CHADryu CHADco
>>10574289roboco but for real she is just pure unintentional GFE
>>10574289Ame 100% She screeches all the time gets mad at stupid shit. Doesn't listen to you or any advice you give. Makes fun of you for caring about her. Cries when things don't go her way. Puts on a cute face and pretends to not care about money. And best of all cancels plans with you almost every week. It's the perfect gfe
>>10584985Aaaarh Nenemax SAAAAMAAAAA. I was only joking. Please don't divorce me neneSama. A-Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. i-i-i I humbly kneel in shame.
>>10584072Rushia, Rushia. If you declare your love to her, she tells you can trust her with it. And she’ll also stalk you on twitter if you show up enough in her stream that she remembers your name.
>>10583105You're absolutely right about how the twitch e-thots picking it up was 100% to do with how much money it generates, but faggots forming parasocial relationships with women who will never know them is literally the foundation the idol industry in built upon.
>>10578929>>10576180Yura!>Has 3 jobs, still manages to stream multiple days a week because she loves chat>Makes shorts that involve her pampering her viewers, and being in GFE situations>Will make assets to enhance her streams just for (You) (Maid costume for maid ASMR, school girl outfit for japanese horror game)>Made a hashtag for posting your meals because she was concerned whether chat was eating well or not>Remembers chat by name and will notice if you don't show up for a while, even remembers regulars on other PRISM girl's streams even if they don't watch her>helps you with /fit/ reps because shes a fitness trainer IRL>Allegedly was a retired model>Decent at games Shes one of the most powerful GFE chubbas in the game
>>10584985no one takes nene's GFE seriously because she's dumb
>>10588806do you know the artist of that picture?