/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General

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nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Susan Giveth and Susan Taketh Away Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of hololive and some of their mamas.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS.

This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, normally updated weekly on Mondays and Fridays):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"real oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing
revised Haaton wallet analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing
Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Previous thread >>10419725

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wah!

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>no dick
Woah this thread is losing it's edge

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>>10474144
nasfaqg fujo arc done anonchama

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tax evaders seething rn

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>>10474283
>Being mad that somebody else bricked their account.

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>>10474084
please take care of yourself senchou

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>>10474330
>dick selling

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>>10474330
>buy towa
>need towa
>towa post
This is my cycle on /nasfaqg/ I can't believe it's finally represented on a word cloud.

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>>10474394
you forgot one
>towa sell

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>>10474424
Who do you think I am?

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You NASFAQers are pretty neat guys going data collecting for the /vt/ League
Keep on fighting, you control your destiny there.

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finally, screen full of nenechi

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>>10474444
checked and based

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>>10474481
stop grooming us veetee league

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>>10474481
Triangle leaked the ERP sessions to the people in 4cc because ya'll told him to fuck off when he was asking for more numbers about divegrass when you guys were ERPing.

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>>10474144
i was trying to send feet but the thread expired

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>>10474649
Triangle should know better that disturbing an ERP session will not get him numbers

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>>10474144
Lmao, suck on filename related
>>10474677
I expect to see them femboy feet

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polka just has too many fucking colors, I'll try but no promises
her 2.0 looks kinda shit anyways...

https://mega.nz/folder/xCRQQTjQ#2pPobZ986nxTQ2swJ5CqVA

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>>10474649
I mean, it's pretty rude to interrupt an ERP session in progress, kills the mood...

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>>10474941
jesas christ

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>10474941
>it's not even a catbox link
based also abayo

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we really are the /y/ team of /vt/, more dicks here than /vsj+/

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>>10474941
YOU HAVE BESTED ME, I KNEEL

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https://litter.catbox.moe/kwp3ae.webm

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how many dickpost is this? 8? nasfaqg is really special

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>>10475064
timestamp so I can make it transparent onegai

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>>10474822
>>10474961
It did make for this funny screenshot.

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>>10474941
Holy fucking shit my sides

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>10474941
all of you please consider inviting christ into your lives.
TL note: yall niggas need jesus

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>>10475354
too late for redemption pope gooruh.

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>>10475117
Tell him to check the thread now

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>>10474941
holy shit i fucking kneel anon
ahnrfj, on litter

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>>10475106
here ya go

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>>10474481
/vt/ league is about bringing people together and showing off what we've got. /nasfaqg/ may not have the black magick that /hfz/ has, or the dedication to 2-views that /wvt/ has, or a completely seiso actual whore like /vsj+/ has, or a competent manager like /morig/ has, but we have numbers, and by god we can make those numbers do things, and that's what we're good at.
Also I have a crippling addiction to making charts and graphs from years of tabletop game design. Helping people have fun is its own brand of autism for me.

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>>10475537
>showing off what we've got
well you're right about that one

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>>10475499
>litter
coward

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>>10475354
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.

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>>10475499
I'M FUCKING KNEEEEEEELIIIING

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>>10474953
>tfw polka worked surprisingly well regardless
>they even fucked it up in their 4-person collab

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>>10475586
Yes, unfortunately /nasfaqg/ has a nasty habit of showing a bit too much. That's why I'm ditching you guys for /hfz/. The thread that's gay for HFZ Mel is somehow less homosexual than you guys are.

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>>10475586
post dick/feet then

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>>10475666
We are talking about dicks and feet right now

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>>10475537
>or a competent manager
kek

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>>10474941
Based

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>>10475692
Yes, nobody gives a shit, fuck off to /soc/

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>>10475499
checked and what the fuck
fitanon here, despite not posting for ages this place continues to be more like /fit/

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If jannies are 15 more minutes late to delete the dick they are afraid of us

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>>10475675
shit, meant for >>10475613

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>>10475499
Hairless and kind of girly with nothing else for reference/scale.
>>10475717
Based.

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>>10474941
>he fucking did it
I'll add you to my dickposters hall of shame on the aggie, what mascot you want?

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>>10475826
groomba

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>>10475717
who made you the boss?

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>>10475799
i dont know how to use that litter thing so i assume that takos are all femboys now based on your description

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>>10475846

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>>10475675
my feet are too masculine from years of real divegrass so it wouldn't even be interesting to post

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>>10475856
where the fuck are we, /b/?
if you don't want the board anymore leave

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>Haven't even sold half of what I got yesterday.
>Almost back to where I started before buying yesterday.

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>>10474941
>[Deleted]
~20 minutes

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>>10474330
>>10475499
>literally femtako

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>>10476012
It's still before noon in burgerland.

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>>10475976
why are you so mad? buy some towa instead

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>>10475989
>actually make money selling shit for once
feels weird

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>>10475117
>ERP sessions
>with an 's'

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>>10476110
why are you NOT mad, the fuck are you, a groomer? Type "ugly limp dick" into google 3 trillion results, why the fuck do we have to have that here

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>>10476230
But limp dicks on google are not special anon, these are OUR dicks

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>>10476230
>not a groomer
wrong thread friend

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>>10476110
based post

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>>10476134
They happen daily, I was warning them for future visits.

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>>10475799
I'm 24cm, I don't know how much that is in imperial units though
>>10475767
your ritualposts were pretty nice anon, I liked them
>>10475909
post dick then

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>>10476388
A femboy with a 24cm thing? PLEASE BE FROM LONDON

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>>10476343
>I
If not falseflag, post some fucking cyphers you faggot at least.

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nasfaqg is truly a magical place
at least the hoshiyomis are asleep

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>>10475717
based.

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>>10476497
It's a falseflag. There is no ERP in the /vt/ league discord.

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>>10476497
No! Who the hell is asking?

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>>10476388
>I'm 24cm, I don't know how much that is in imperial units though
9.5", that's a size 8 in burger...dainty little things!

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>>10476388
checked, with the eights too.
>tfw (you) have been grooming the femtako from the start without realizing it. BTFO /fit/ Im winning.

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>>10476541
There isn't ERP there, I'm asking if the name is real.
>>10476547
Me, post some fucking cyphers if it's not a falseflag.

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>>10476515
are you sure about that?
don't worry I haven't posted dick

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>>10476388
>post dick
can't

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>>10476688
>calls himself a hoshiyomi
>hasn't posted dick

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>>10476620

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>>10476388
>24 cm is nearing 9"
Anon, you can't streach out your foreskin and measure from gooch to tip just to add length
[Spoiler] I respect it, average for me is 20 cm but the longest I've measured was 23x15[/spoiler]

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>>10476704
then post pussy, it's not hard

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>>10476769
Nice spoiler tags bro.

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>>10476770
this, we need to equalize, the fujo jannies are too happy with this thread

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>>10476736
my bad Im sane goddamn

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>>10476769
Haha funny number but FUCK I hate phoneposting

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>>10476854
>hoshiyomi
>sane

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>>10476854
Don't apologize for not being a massive faggot like the rest of the thread, I just like replying to you with your own filenames.

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>>10476769
I was talking about my feet, anonchama...
>>10476704
show irises then, let’s see if we have any A10s here

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>>10476939
yeah I noticed ya cunt
I should really get on top of that already
>>10476923
fuck you I liked the other kenzoku better

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>>10477030
>feet
Not him, but you got me excited for nothing.
Regardless, be my nasfaq girlfriend.

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>>10476481
>>10477030
sorry anon, my dick is smaller than that, I'm asian

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>>10476110
Can you not FUD with Towa? Kenzoku have nothing to do with what is happening in the thread.

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priestess, manage your takos onegai

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>>10477136
Does it look nice? I don't mind!

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>>10477030
>Size 8 feet
H-hot....

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>>10477167
Of course they don't, the only have eyes for ESL Heimin.

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>>10477167

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Can you attention whores go back to /soc/ or something. Or keep your faggotry in your aggiecord.

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>>10477089
I'm sorry, it's just funnier to label all hoshiyomis as mentally insane.
>>10477218
Heimin is a whore, I don't like them.

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>>10477175
How will they find a suitable suitor if they don't put themselves out there a little?
You'll still need my blessing to get their hand though.

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>>10477290
It wasn't one of us, and if it was, they didn't advertise it. Thread's considerably gayer than the aggie right now.

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>>10477339
can I have permission to beat the femtako? I feel like I have too, like its right to beat the faggot.

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>>10477468
Not sure if I want to help you out or beat you instead. Post wallet.

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>>10477516
oh, you know, just an average ol' wallet. Don't mind me.

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>>10477175
I'm positively sure priestess is the one degenerate tako out here.

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>>10477559
I'll help you then, IKZ.

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"Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company."
- Descartes

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>>10477468
>>10477602
Just try to beat one of my takos

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>>10477585
>>10477651

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>>10477602
my man.

>>10477651
ok! thanks for your permission!

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>>10477630
A-a-ron?

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>>10477346
>Thread's considerably gayer than the aggie right now.
Shit is worse than I thought

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>>10475537
Yea... All the team I support got is hoping to avoid The Spoon at this point.

Maybe get two goals in a match too.

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>>10477468
>>10477516
anons... analyze my wallet instead onegai

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>>10477739
Considering the last aggie conversation was about dentistry, yeah it's pretty fucking gay in comparison

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>>10477730
Pretending to be faggots will eventually gather actual faggots here.

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>>10477795
Dragon-Anon is out of the office at the moment, I am the clown keeping his seat warm. Post wallet and have a seat.

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>>10477810
>eventually
You late for a few seasons mate.

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>>10477810
wakatta but the dance is too good not to post, we're also well past that point

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>>10477897
what advice do you want to give him on a day like today, "have more coins"? "Be less poor"?

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>>10477795
oh heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell no I aint falling for this one. face the fucking wall now.

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>>10477713
Remember when I hired you? Thanks for filling all that paper work, I know who you are, I know where you live, I know who you love, you won't be touching one tentacle of my takos, son.
Drive away.

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>>10477983
>Just stop being poor.
Based!

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>>10477983
Why'd you have to take the fun out of it before I even got to see the wallet?
>>10478003
>busty ina
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII what is this

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>>10478030
what fun did I take out, those avatars are all in the mega
also they didn't even post wallet yet

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If you need financial advice, the board of directors of Towa would like to advise you to sell all your Towa, you do not need it. There is no need to have Towa coin when you're not a kenzoku. Thank you.

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>>10478003
fuck me he remembers the contract. I knew there was a goddamn reason no one else signed up. Also pay me ya cunt.
>I know who you love
really? I'd like to know too.

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>>10477810
pic rel, I might have diversified and invested in EN2 a bit too hard

>>10477897
>eventually
I've been here since april, this thread has been infiltrated by faggots from the start

>>10477986
I haven't done anything, Inspector-san!

>>10478003
what the FUCK is that image, anon

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>>10478108
since money is limited now, only the top5-10 need to consider buying her to get rid of their money, everyone else could actually get rid of her as a holding coin, yea

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>>10478108
UMMM HELLO KENZOKU DEPARTMENT? I FOUND ONE OF YOUR GUYS
YES, I WILL HOLD

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>>10478149
aah fuck i got the first two flipped around, my bad

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>>10478149
Sell all your Towas. Quick. I am 5x buying so you can get max profits.

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>>10478149
>>10478200
oh fuck me nenep was right. now hes going to gloat about it like some bitch in the aggie. damnit xylophone why you gotta play me like this.

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>>10478163
Even then, I can not advocate for the purchasing of any Towa unless you're a kenzoku.
>>10478183
KONYAPPI THIS IS THE KENZOKU DEPARTMENT WHAT DO YOU NEED
>>10478248
I am also 5x buying, please sell all your Towa.

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>>10478249
what the fuck are you talking about anon

>>10478248
no thanks, waiting for her new mv to be released

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>>10478249
I'm going to gloat right here, retard. You're a joeke.

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>>10478305
Sell the Towa. There is no reason to own any Towa.

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>>10478249
>>10478310
get a room

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>>10478305
dont worry about it and fuck you
>>10478310
oh shut up you retard go to a dentist
>>10478351
get a rope and hang from it

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>>10478382

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>>10478286
I FOUND ONE OF YOUR GUYS. HE WAS BEING UNFATHOMABLY BASED.

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>>10478344
>15k on offer for a $800 div coin
dude shouldn't have to use a gun you know

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>>10478400
face the fucking wall. now.

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>>10478344
I double-checked, apparently I am selling towa 1x

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>>10478249
>>10478149
bro where's their rating, I'm waiting here

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>>10478413
I am getting so much money in divs that I can 24/7 5x Towa.

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>>10478451
I dont do ratings, I tell people to fuck off and gosling

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>>10478448
Good. Keep it that way. If you can what is good for you.

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>>10478470
I do not get enough money in divs but I will begin 24/7 5x Towa buying regardless.

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>>10478543
Based. I hope devs decide to add 10x soon so I can buy faster.

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>>10478382

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>>10478572

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>>10478149
I think the only way a wallet can be overdiversified is if it's lopsided towards shitcoins, and yours isn't. I'd tell you having all that Ina is bad for your bottom line, but you bought her cheap and it's an old stack, so you should be alright.
Good stack of braps, I hope you regularly sell them off when she moons otherwise they're pointless to keep at that MPP.
Decent Botan and Peko stacks. Upside down on IRyS but I am too, not going to call you out there.
Disgracefully low amount of Senchou, Holo, Gura. They are free money metacoins. Do you hate money? Senchou might be dipping hard for a while, stock up.
Only two missing coins that stick out - Moona and Ollie. They put good numbers up, worth having a stack for dividends (Moona) and good stream days (Ollie).
You didn't buy nearly enough Noel for today, really, what the fuck were you buying yesterday?
>EN2
Yeah, you went in a bit too deep and at the wrong side of the bubble.
>I've been here since april, this thread has been infiltrated by faggots from the start
How am I worth more than you when you had a two month head start? Stay poor, have more coins, etc. etc. Dragon-Anon will wonder why you don't have moar migo
>>10478451
I'm trying! You thought I was Joe? What the fuck.

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>>10478630
thanks for the advice
i forgot about noel's fucking concert
also I buy shit based on this thread an my intuition and I've almost never checked poi, that's why I miss important events
no wonder i am poor

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>>10478704
sell your towa

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>>10478712
i am

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>>10478728
All of it, you dumb Tako. I expect to see 0 Towa at the end of the day.

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>>10478753
Selling my towas x0 for you.

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>>10478630
>spoiler
fucking kek

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>>10478704
I'll let you in on a little secret. Checking the "YouTube Stream" tab of poi at adjustment is often times more beneficial than checking poi once numbers are in for the evening. You can see numbers for overnight streams that didn't get counted in adjustment, and see who's live, or who has frames up.
Every grug with half a pulse is going to buy dips right back up to where they dipped from anyways. You want to figure out which dips are worth buying longer, buying light, selling before adjustment, or just not touching.

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>>10478772
This wasn't a request. I expect you to have 0 Towa.

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>>10478630
>spoiler
get the fuck out of my coin both of you

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>>10478811
thanks anon :)

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>>10478879
o7
To follow up on that...Ayame decided she was out of gachikoi neetbux and crawled out of her hole to stream AGAIN today. Do you sell her down to 0 I did or do you hold or even buy some more, wagering that she'll get >300k views on nakirium karaoke?

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>>10478950
buy x5

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>>10478950
am selling everything, i didn't have a big stack of ayame anyways

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AGGIE UPDATE
The aggie *chat* is now closed, however the aggie canvas is STILL open for drawing! It should stay open all week unless the canvas fills up by then.
Also a reminder that aggies will now be biweekly, so the next one is not this week but the next. The chat will only be open during the weekend itself from now on, too.
https://aggie.io/94u_gjbj6a

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>>10478950
>16k Ayame
No thanks

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what the fuck

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How are you faggots below me in the leaderboard? The guy who multibuys is ahead of you, holy shit how bad can you be

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>>10478149
>what the FUCK is that image, anon
That's MommIna watching over her little takodachis

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>>10477218
>ESL Heimin
Was it really that obvious?

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>>10481223
No, not at all.

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>>10481296
>No, not at all
>filename
Nom I'm confused

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Heimin? More like hymen.

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>>10481665
Was that a compliment or an insult? I really don't know.

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>>10481931
heimin let's meet up and do a /nasfaqg/ offpako

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>>10482027
Nope, too scary for me.

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Large image ahead
Top 66 going against the current trend

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>>10482211
brother i need you to stop snitching on ya mans right now

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>>10482211
>selling Mumei and Ame is "going against the current trend"

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>>10482211
Professional retard here, all my purchases make sense.

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>>10482875

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You guys are trading dickpics again?

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>>10483082

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Top 2000 with quantity 5
>>10482456
>snitching on ya mans
thats a great idea, a oshi selling network might be interesting

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>>10483357
Im not actually selling oshi but I agree that would be fun to see

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>You realize that you can't get your oshi crown at this pace
Do you...
>Give up and stop buying oshi and/or start selling/swap oshi
or
>Commit passive suicide by selling every other single coin you own and buy oshi at 5x 24/7

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>>10483761
you man the fuck up and get richer than the crown then buy oshi 5x 24/7

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>>10483761
>option 1
quit the game faggot
>option 2
not very smart
>hidden option 3
make fat stacks of money first then start buying to the point the crown cant keep up and in the long run is forced to choose between the above options.

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>>10483850
Sure, tell me how to close a 700 million gap.

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>>10483870
step 1: git
step 2: gud
good luck bud. Im in a very similar situation to you right now.

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>>10483761
Do what I did: just make smart investments, spend spare cash on Oshi, keep it low and slow, and outlive your opponents. It's really easy to burn yourself out with numbers autism. Just don't give up and don't go full blast.

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>>10483761
Pick either cypherposter or yfp and copy their plays while scaling down to your capacity of buying, there is a reason they are #1 and #2 respectively, after a few weeks you'll be up and switch to buying Oshi, when you fall do the same thing again

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>>10483761
>Give up
If you're a quitter.
>Stop buying oshi
Not going to take the crown that way.
>start selling
You should be when she moons or you won't have enough gains to buy more oshi later.
>swap oshi
kys
>Commit passive suicide by selling every other single coin you own and buy oshi at 5x 24/7
Yes, effectively pay double and cut your buying power in half. Great idea.
>>10483870
>700 million gap
WIth a gap that big, are you even next on the oshiboard?!
The last big crown takeover was Takeshi long live the king and that was only because ShikoBeach /api/deleteOwnAccount-ed.

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Top 100 selling oshi, based on icon/oshiboard unless youre mofu or dancer

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>>10484752
>Tako Instruments
Ina is not his oshi, he's a filthy ika

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>>10484784
What kind of mental gymnastics is this? He's a Tako just like every other one

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>>10484860
its tako cope for having faggots on their board

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>>10484917
What faggot? He's the 5th on the leaderboard, he is the best fucking Tako in the game

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>>10485003
>Tako
He's cypherposter 2, would you really call cypher a teamate?

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>>10485143
Of course, and with a lot of pride, when you click on the leaderboard the first thing you see is Cypher with his Amelia oshimark, literally showing a teamate that gave it his all and for that he's 1st, coolest guy I've seen

[Anonymous No.]

I might be retarded, but is there any reason why everyone is buying Korone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10485290
bruh

[Anonymous No.]

>>10485236
>The bar to be considered a teamate is literally on the floor

[Anonymous No.]

Playing in the crab club is hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10485236
>that gave it his all and for that he's 1st, coolest guy I've seen
All he's done is copy the old mogu/yfp/tft trio every single day until they stopped caring and he got first by default, why you newfags idolize him is beyond me

[Anonymous No.]

>>10484752
I sold by accident when i was trading manually
t. koronesuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>10485465
he plays on a thinkpad, thats why I idolize him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10485290
She cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Lads I wanna join but I have no idea how it works

[Anonymous No.]

>>10486968
You buy octo(8)ina, and the rest will come in time

[Anonymous No.]

>>10486968
Do your reps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10486968
Read the info page in the site (linked in the OP)
But basically
>if people are buying/selling a coin it goes up/down
>every day at 9:05 ET and adjustment happens, this is based on how many views/subs the channel got yesterday and how high or low the price was at the end of the day
>you get free magic money on Fridays based on how many coins you have

[Anonymous No.]

>>10486968
From the OP:
>https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487233
Based on what people decide to buy or sell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487368
>based on what
the answer is in his post anon, reading reps...

[Anonymous No.]

Thread seems a little too on topic, let me fix that
If hour 19 is early today by a second, I'm bumping the number from 8 to 9
Start praying

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487686
>I'm bumping the number from 8 to 9
what number?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10475080
>>10487735
I'm sorry for what you've stumbled into

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487686
doubles don't count

[Anonymous No.]

>>10487828
Fuck nvm then

[Anonymous No.]

Attempted dickposting aside, How much of your liquid do you guys superchat away? I've been doing 20% daily, because I rarely do 5x buys.
>just ignore supers and pay the taxes!
fuck off, broker HATE

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488222
I send a bunch when I remember to but I don't really care one way or another. You're paying the fee either way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488367
>he's fine giving his money to the fat ugly bastard rather than his oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488367
It's nice seeing the 0 there

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488222
16M, to the broker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488450
The fat ugly bastard is a tako.
>>10488482
The screw up on day 1 made it go up to like $1m. Can't keep it at zero if it was fucked from the start.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe I missed cute feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488586
...I liked it better when we had that schizo catching VD from his Ina lookalike hooker.

[Anonymous No.]

You fucking retards, the broker is the sexy miss honk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488586
Soon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488669

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488482
I had 141k to the broker because zhonkbot was running during the update, but last week it rose to 6M because I was forced to 5x oshicoin and couldn't afford to pay SC upfront...
>>10488669
That's what she wants you to believe, the broker is a fat ugly bastard and he uses the money to ram ms honk everynight. How else could she afford the server costs

[Anonymous No.]

>>10484752
>tfw looking at familiar names
Et tu, brute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488731
The broker was femtako?
BROKER LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

I need to know
>>10488888

[Anonymous No.]

>>10489161
>mumei
I'll let it pass, she said she was a takodachi before joining hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488659
I know it was fake but he kinda made me consider doing the same...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10489708
This guy was lying?
I wanted to believe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10490259
I was already suspecting him to be a falsflagging larper before that and his story just made my suspicions increase even more. He always used the same image and image name, you can check the archives for yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>10483870
which chuuba.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10483761
2
Don't tell pristess

[Anonymous No.]

>>10485003
He owns more Towa than Ina. Is this really /yourguy/ for the Takos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10491035
yes

[Anonymous No.]

Wallet review? My portfolio is very balanced at the moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>10492370
FUCK ME AGAIN
picrel

[Anonymous No.]

>>10492413
have u tried not being poor

[Anonymous No.]

>>10492565
I haven't been able to rewind time to get a better start yet, please be patient
I don't care about climbing the leaderboard, already on the true oshiboard so I can take it slow. My goal has been reached

[Anonymous No.]

>>10491035
he always did, he's a fake

[Anonymous No.]

>>10484752
This isn't what I wanted my first appearance on the smarties to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>10490856
TAKO NO
why do all the takos suicide themsleves on me... I don't want to be alone again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10484752
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10484752
I sold 2 ENEN by mistake while spamming sells on every coin known to man (except miko I love you mikobro) I want to smash my glass right into my fucking forehead it's so fucking over bros I betrayed myself even if by accident it sucks major ass . are those my buys on the left of the 2 sells??? will they reedeem me? no and neither will smashing a glass into my forehead. will nenepro stop drinking tonight? no probably not either.
find out next episode of neneball Pro

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493453
you're a pretty bad den mother, priestess. How many takos have roped themselves at this point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493600
it's not his fault damn it he's a good mother I swear! don't take his kids away please he's a responsible parent

[Anonymous No.]

>>10484752
>Not a single Polka

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493579
wtf at least have the decency to get drunk on the aggie where we can poke your half alive body

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493646
the aggie is closed sir

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493600
A-... at least 5, with two more seemingly on the way...
WHAT AM I DOING WRONG

[Anonymous No.]

>>10484752
>>10493579
furthermore I just wanna say I fucking love simp & son he probably had the same thought process as me, making the mistake and then thinging OH SHIT WHAT A FUCKING MISTAKE and stopped selling. what a fucking guy seriously. I love you simp & son. if you're reading this, you're a pretty cool guy. I like your style. congrats on top 100 bro enjoy your time in the big leagues. just read you're 86 well played you son of a bitch

[Anonymous No.]

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493931
condolences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494000

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494000
>19:00:00
>000
Nasfaq is saved

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494000
>19:00:00
>trips
fucking based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494000
>10494000
>19:00:00

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494000
>>10493931
ahhhhhhh at least you did something right huh priestess? congratulations on the get. and hey it's not your fault the takos are leaving. perhaps they fear your power level or something, if it were your fault? don't even take that as an excuse to leave, you son of a bitch. either way, there will always be another tako to join the ranks so look forwards to that yeah?

[Anonymous No.]

Kurayaminonakade dansā doko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494428
...what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv4iOwyAhFw

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494428
>>10494630
>>10494708
Fuck off, this is NOT funny and I'm ANGRY that I laughed

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494786
laughter was the aim, the goal was achieved sir
I did my doody

[Anonymous No.]

>adjust up
>-24%
What? Honk, please fix this glitch. Rushia, Subaru, Ame and Shion coins also have the same problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495411
well just fuck my shit up I guess soundpost machine why don't you just use two things of the exact same length made in the exact same program and make them desync yeah great job retard hope you're happy with your fat stacks adobe your software is gobshite
I will kill you mister john adobe, you hear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495466
room temperature IQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>10496435
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495545
Error: Duplicate file exists. here. >>10475106
Bruh, I used to get paid to use Premiere for a living. I only fire it up when absolutely necessary. ffmpeg is like a Swiss Army knife, especially for clipping/soundposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495466
odd, am getting different numbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>10496729
I am comfortable with premiere so I'm gonna stick to it but thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>10496783
Suit yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10496837
I will :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>10494000
Warning: Large Image Ahead
Good evening, welcome to the News Hour. This is your NASFAQ Market Report for Monday, September 27th

[Anonymous No.]

>>10488586
anon, your meds...

[Anonymous No.]

imagine

[Anonymous No.]

>>10495466
Nevermind. I reset the cookie and everything seems fixed now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10493969
I am a mere lurker and never thought I would be noticed here, check supers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10497601
You've been noticed by me for a while, gave me a scare when I saw your coin count a few weeks ago
Let's do our best bro

[Anonymous No.]

please anyone im to stupid I dont understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>10497342
looks like shit 0/10 please delete forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>10496856
>it was a GIF...

GIFs can only be played back at frame rates that can be represented as whole hundredths of a second, with a max of 2/100th second (50 FPS).
>36 frame GIF, 1.535s MP3.
>Frame time of 40 ms / 25 FPS in the GIF
>Needed 42.638 ms to sync with the audio length, which is not possible.
You can get 40 or 50 ms (25 or 20 FPS) - no in betweens possible without doing things like blending, duplicating, or dropping frames - at which point you have to ask yourself if it's even worth it.
Whichever tool made it rounded for 4/100s. I'd try to give you advice but I'm not even sure how you arrived at either output file.
If you want to keep doing whatever it is you're doing...use 25/50 FPS "PAL" project files in Premiere. I think they're the only two typical "video" frame rates that can be represented accurately in hundredths of a second.
Enable frame blending, right click on your video in the timeline and choose whichever frame blending option you think looks best. Or just use WEBM FFS.

If none of this concerns any of the rest of (You), don't read it. Knowledge is useless if you don't share it, trivial or esoteric or autistic as it may be. I unticked the little "You" box, so your replies will go right into the void.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10498000
tampa, I'm fucking drunk what the hell is this

[Anonymous No.]

>>10497601
Crowns are always looking at their boards, anon. I have a mental image of all of them depending on what they do

[Anonymous No.]

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 2,659,679, a 1.29% decrease from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 47,494. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest volume, at 171,581 shares, or 6.45% of market volume.
>Civia currently has the lowest volume, at 5,104 shares, or 0.19% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 17):
>Pochimaru :: +6.3%
>IRyS :: +5.5%
>Subaru & Mumei & Kronii :: +4.3%
>Sana :: +4.1%
>Civia :: +3.8%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 38):
>Nana :: -8.5%
>Noel :: -6.5%
>Nene & Moona :: -6.3%
>Ayame :: -6.2%
>AZKi :: -5.9%

1 coin (Calliope) had a net 0% change in volume today.
6 other coins (Shion, Risu, Ayamy, Pekora, Mel, Marine) had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $124,442.13, which is an increase of 21.82% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $40,975,964,074.84, which is an increase of 23.65% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $15,406.36. A total of 16 coins are above this average.
>Pekora currently has the highest value, at $3,950,971,665.66 in total market value, or 9.64% of market value.
>Civia currently has the lowest value, at $29,913,982.56 in total market value, or 0.07% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 53):
>Kanata :: +53.9%
>Nana :: +51%
>Fubuki :: +49.5%
>Nene :: +48.7%
>Pekora :: +47.9%

Top 3 Value Losses (of 3):
>Iofi :: -6.4%
>IRyS :: -5%
>Botan :: -1.1%

2 coins (Korone, Mel) had a sub-1% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $87,084,480, which is a decrease of 37.33% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $51,023,222.12 today, a decrease of 53.54% from yesterday's salary.
>The Broker's current net worth places them higher than all players up to #3.

Top 10 Superchat Increases (of 37):
>Baelz :: +45.2%
>Botan :: +28.6%
>Rushia :: +19.4%
>Watame :: +18.9%
>Lamy :: +12.6%
>Ui :: +12.5%
>Coco :: +11.2%
>Ayame :: +9%
>Flare :: +7.5%
>Kanata :: +6.4%

20 coins did not receive any Superchats today.

In the interest of better serving the community, please take a little bit to fill out this poal: http://poal.me/qjria4

[Anonymous No.]

>>10498057
Enjoy yourself and worry about it later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10498077
...this is concerning knowledge. Please tell me this is not applicable for all boards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10498111
right back at ya
[spoilers]fuck drunk captchas bro theyre the devil[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10498079
>Forgot the intro again
Kill me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10498171
my bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>10498123
Most crowns probably keep loose mental tabs on how close or far any contenders are, especially if they're aggressively fighting for the crown like Ame oshicoiners are. Were? Only one crown programmatically tracks the rest of their oshiboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10498300
oh. oh boy.
To the crown on my oshiboard, leave me alone. arigathank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>10498123
I check mine for movement. There's only one contender, and they have a little more than a third of my shares and are hard oshicoining, so they're a non-threat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10498529
you're terrifying but thanks for the feedback.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10498441
>>10498617
Why is it terrifying, we share the same oshi, of course we'd get interested in you...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10498874
Cause when Im trying to fucking take the crown I dont need them noticing and turning on the x5

[Anonymous No.]

>>10499003
Just close your wallet

[Anonymous No.]

>>10499079
retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>10499079
You still show up on the oshiboard dumbo

[Anonymous No.]

>>10499102
>>10499112
Fine, close your wallet and buy n+1 ayamys where n is the number of currently held Oshi so you can do a stealth take over

[Anonymous No.]

>>10498617
I highly doubt you're the person I'm talking about, but if you are try having something other than Choco in your wallet and I might consider you a threat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10499166
Do you really think crowns don't know to look for those? plus anyone can know your wallet even if it's hidden

[Anonymous No.]

>>10499166
just be a man and 5x that shit, full blitzkrieg

[Anonymous No.]

>>10497934
ok josei

[Anonymous No.]

>>10498123
I honestly don't care if other players with the same oshi take the crown from me. I just don't want the "real" crown to end up with someone who has a different oshi. While I do appreciate them for buying and hold onto my oshi, I won't hand them the "real" crown without a fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10499745
shutup its terrible delete drawing delete memory

[Anonymous No.]

>>10500059
draw a better josei then

[Anonymous No.]

>>10500059
josei...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10500114
>>10500127
I hate both of you.

[Anonymous No.]

stop teasing Joesei and bake new bread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10500496
We're still on page 9 friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>10500529
Right-o then chaps.
Threads either died or been recycled way too often lately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10500602
we're at the top of page 9 too, what are you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>10500670
I'm out and I can't make something new. Here's a divegrass win shot if anyone wants to slap the logo on it.

[Anonymous No.]

Begging for Natoricoins, Meacoins, Patocoins, and Ruacoins.

[Anonymous No.]

begging page 10 alert

[Anonymous No.]

So now we can ERP, right?

[Anonymous No.]

i want to have sex with towa

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501701
After the new thread is posted

[Anonymous No.]

anyone on the op?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501846
op dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>10501846
>>10502044
>we're still on page 9 friend
>what are you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502253
new bread

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502126
I had just finished mine...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10500243
josei love

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502328

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502328
sorry anon, I'll refrain from doing them from now

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502414
neither of us announced we were doing it so we're both wrong, don't worry

[Anonymous No.]

how dare you compare josei and mumei

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502414
>>10502459
Neither of you are wrong, the more the merrier. Better than having it drop off the catalog and getting another re-run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502566
no fuck you I'm wrong
I'll work on something a little higher quality tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502660

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502566
>>10502660
only thing "wrong" is that usually we announce it a bit bigger so that it's harder to miss, like

NEW BREAD
>>10502253
>>10502253
>>10502253

but thank you for doing the op, we're finally getting some new people doing them lately

[Anonymous No.]

i will never make a thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502924

[Anonymous No.]

>>10502812

[Anonymous No.]

>spend 19M yesterday
>sell for 15M today
I may be bad at this. oh page 10

[Anonymous No.]

>>10504617
there's still 10 hours until adjustment so you're probably doing fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>10504730
I'm still selling but I'm addicted to buying Sana somehow, help

[Anonymous No.]

>>10504831
5.8% returns

[Anonymous No.]

>>10504831
blah blah born in the crab molded by it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10504904
yeah she's literally my worst coin, I still have 1300 soon
740k returns on 10M spent, BEEG shitcoin

[Anonymous No.]

>>10504981
you like em beeeeeeeeg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10505054
Now that she's revealing her powerlevel I hope she inclines, she's such a sweetheart. The Only EN I still check out beyond clips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10505103
When Teammates start sperging out about how cute Ame is being I'll put her stream on, it usually is pretty cute. Completely forgot about Kronii, she's just boobs and sick pipes to me now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10505371
Gotta admit Kronii has a very nice voice and decent taste in games. God I love Frostpunk...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10505476
She streams at such garbage hours for east coast folk though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10505506
I don't even find time to watch JP live much anymore, my backlog keeps growing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10505595
I miss her but I also don't want her to ruin her beautiful fucking voice forever. Just been drifting in and out of koone streams because they're perfect lunch hour distractions.
>backlog
I gave up, unless someone mentions a specific stream I missed. Luna's Metroid playthrough and Risu's NieR: Automata were probably the last two I bothered checking out. If I don't catch it live, I don't watch it ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>10505715
>tfw there's 5 of those I have to somehow watch