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What will be the Final Yab of
>HololiveEN
>NinisanjiEN
>Vshoujo
>Phase-Connect
>PRISM Project
>Tsunderia
>KawaiiPro
?

>> No.10342658

/vt/

>> No.10342781

A great geomagnetic storm that's caused by a solar flare that will cause all modern telecommunications to be irreparable.

>> No.10343024

>>10342639
sex robots with AI, but those are probably still 20 to 30 years away

>> No.10343181

Someone hacks the discord. Finds out they all talk shit behind our backs.

Or the company db gets leaked with everyone's real name and addresses. Someone gets Christina Grimmie'd and the rest will quit out of fear.

>> No.10343215

>>10342639
When it's made known to the world that I've sexed them all

>> No.10343271

My dick. Because I'm gonna impregnate all of them, especially (you) op

>> No.10343340

>>10342639
Completely baseless rrats coming through
>HoloEN
Sooner or later a total grifter will get past the auditions and shit things up when they can't handle the cutthroat management and restrictions
>NijiEN
Finana gets cancelled or something
>VShoujo
One of them has a massive political meltdown on twitter and causes a mass exodus
>Phase-Connect
Pippa
>PRISM
Their CEO is seriously into NFTs for some reason and their hiring form is seeking people with Blockchain experience
>Tsunderia
After all the shit they've gone through I can't think of anything
>KawaiiPro
They fall into irrelevance and die when the girls just lose interest

>> No.10343493

>>10342639
>HololiveEN
Cover management exit scams, or the whole branch gets so fed up they go do their own thing
>NinisanjiEN
Taiwan 2 or Nijisanji has an internal bullying incident so severe it kills the brand
>Vshoujo
Some stupid horny shit they say gets clipped and some government goes full Think Of The Children they say
>Phase-Connect
Literally who? Bankruptcy
>PRISM Project
Literally who? Bankruptcy
>Tsunderia
All their talents leave for a different sinking ship, then bankruptcy
>KawaiiPro
Bankruptcy

>> No.10343520
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10343520

Shot dead by a white man.

>> No.10349206
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>>10342639
>Tsunderia
Urara's 5TB collection of loli fucknugget porn gets leaked.

>> No.10352698

>>10342639
>HoloEN
>Cover shuts the branch down because its too expensive
>NinisanjiEN
>AnyColor shits the branch down because it isn't preforming to their expectations
>Vshoujo
>Hime decides to doxx everyone
I don't know enough about the other 4 to make an assessment.

>> No.10352925

The answer is the same for all of them, waning interest. It'll happen, it'll take god knows how long, but eventually, it will happen

>> No.10361612

>>10343181
>Someone hacks the discord. Finds out they all talk shit behind our backs.
I think this is no secret for anyone who is here.

>> No.10362527

>HoloEN
Gamer word spoken crisply and cleany with hard R. No Freudian slip.

>> No.10362575

>>10362527
Who's going to be the one to say it? I used to think Ame, but now Irys is looking more likely.

>> No.10362849

>NijiEN
Pomu will get caught with a hidden camera that she placed in their changing room when they go to the studio for their 3D debut

>> No.10363791

>>10362575
>IRyS
I maintain that given the context she was going to do a soft A, not hard R. The thought of IRyS being the kind of person that drops "nigga" casually among friends amuses me.

>> No.10365599

>>10342639
>HololiveEN
Cover gets sold off, especially if its sold of to the Chinese.
>NijisanjiEN
Wave 4 or, just the NijiEN males in general, consistently sexually harass the girls.
>Vshoujo
1. Twitch betrays them.
2. Political/Social politics or Twitter drama
3. Negative mainstream attention

>Phase-Connect
>PRISM Project
>Tsunderia
>KawaiiPro
Startups will go bankrupt because they:
- kill their own hype
- underestimate design
- underestimate merchandise
- never have a specific target audience in mind
- lack market research
- simply satisfied with being siphoning the audience of larger vtubers and agencies
- cant get good sponsorship deals

>> No.10370388

>>10342639
why so obsessed with destruction?

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>>10342639
>ENTER MAN FROM THE FUTURE<
>The final yab is suicide
>The final yab is getting cancelled by twitter
>The final yab is bankruptcy
>The final yab is caused by the ENvtuber community
>The final yab is mass graduation
>The final yab is orchestrated by bugman
>The final yab is livestream rape
>The final yab will be televised live on television

>> No.10373762

wtf is vshoujo

>> No.10373997
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>>10342639
>HoloEN
people will just get bored of it and leave once they realize the girls are boring with 0 personality. its already happening with masses of holofags moving to nijiEN because of Selen.
>NijiEN
it'll probably just because the general 'standard' vtubing company like it is in japan. lots of streamers for every niche, but not the stand out in any specific field.
>Vshoujo
mouse dies.
>PC
the staff gets outed as rapists and pedophiles.
>PRISM
cap tries to get into PRISMcoin and tanks the company because he's an incompetent retard.
also pyramid scheme.
>Tsunderia
forever stuck at 50-100 views. eventually char/urara will move on and the company will tank without their support.
>Kawaiipro
don't watch, but once people realize the Lumishilling is just a meme it'll die.

>> No.10374038

>>10343493
Petra said Taiwan and no one cared. Especially funny considering she was forced to kneel in her past life on Bilibili for supporting a free HK.

>> No.10374066

>>10363791
IRyS casually saying it makes perfect sense, especially if she hung around urban Americans in the early to mid 2010s. Throughout high school it was very common for everyone to say nigga casually and no one cared, everyone from the pastiest white girls, the nerdy asian kids who barely spoke, and the actual black people said it, it was only after everyone started college that I started seeing the black students post shit about how no one else should be saying the word and everyone else started virtue signaling behind them as if they didn't say it to each other with no problems just a few months before

>> No.10374068

>>10373997
>don't watch, but once people realize the Lumishilling is just a meme it'll die.
Lumi is Cyberlive.
>Capcha: 2GAYY

>> No.10374097

>>10374068
Oh which one is kawaiipro? Is that the Hana girl?

>> No.10374126

>>10373997
>lumishilling
Kek, Lumi's not even kawaiipro, she's Cyberlive. Kawaii has Amano Nene, and was the company where Hana Flores was from (suspected future NijiEN)

>> No.10374168

>>10374126
well oops, maybe one day i'll give them a shot. i just literally never hear any of them talked about ever so i haven't bothered.

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>>10374097
Yeah Hana that graduated recently. Then there is the two most mentioned ones, Isla and Nene.

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>>10342639
I don't know, but I'm sure I'm sure Kiara will be at the center of it, especially since Hololive has one of the most rabid, irrational fanbases on the internet. Vshoujo is already at bottom of the totem pole of notoriety, everyone already expects the worst from them. Hololive is supposed to be relatively "family friendly," and then you have Kiara, who basically has no filter.

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>>10374321
I only watch Isla sama and Nene

>> No.10384168

>>10375632
I wish Veibae would get canceled

>> No.10384508

>>10383715
Isla-chama LOVE!

>> No.10384700

I love pippa, but she will be the source, wittinglly or not, of the final yab. May god have mercy on our souls. She will soon grow to be too powerful.

>> No.10384797

>>10342639
CyberLive will mog them all

>> No.10384893

>>10342639
The vaccine contains the zombie virus
The zompocalypse will end it all

>> No.10385012

>>10342639
I can't speak on much besides Nijisanji and Vshojo. Nijisanij will probably devolve at some point. Branches becoming separate entitles with Anycolor fading into the background. Vshojo's final yab will be one of their core members either dying or being chased off of Twitch.

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>>10374038
based penguin

>> No.10385205

>>10373997
Don't shitpost with Shiki.

>> No.10387543

>>10385205
who should he shitpost with?

>> No.10387563

>>10387543
Nia

>> No.10389859

>>10373997
>Vshoujo
>mouse dies.
they'll be distraught but they will move on

>> No.10391104

>>10389859
I mean I feel like there's not much holding them together, mouse dying might be enough for them to break apart since things wouldn't be the same without her.

>> No.10391532

>>10342639
Can't think of scenarios but here's who I think will be responsible for each group's Final Yab:
>HoloEN
Kiara
>NijiEN
Either Finana or Rosemi
>Vshoujo
Zentreya or Veibae for actual yabs
Ironmouse for death-related yab
>Phase-Connect
Pippa
>PRISM Project
Not one of the members but Cap because he's already proven to be a dumb fuck
The initial membership stuff was already proof of that
>Tsunderia
>KawaiiPro
Don't know them enough

>> No.10391665

>>10391532
Didn't Zen have some kind of freakout today on twitter and got people to concnern fag him?

>> No.10392760
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>>10342639
>HololiveEN
Chinkpocalypse 2.0
>NinisanjiEN
Someone pisses off EA and gets apex streaming privileges banned
>Vshoujo
them existing
>Phase-Connect
getting too big
>Tsunderia
already dead
>KawaiiPro
pic related

>> No.10392789

>>10342639
>HololiveEN
ina eats a dog live on stream

>> No.10393034

>>10342639
Holo EN: Suicide

>> No.10393083

>>10391665
He's complaining that people aren't inviting him to collabs or sponsors are rejecting him or something.

>> No.10393272

>>10393083
After that collab with pikamee and whoever else it was I'd avoid him as well

>> No.10395160

>>10392760
How SEAcorpo will kill kawaii? Just the name being too similar?

>> No.10395481

>>10393083
He should cut his cock and balls off, then they'll be interested

>> No.10395690

>>10373997
your prediction on phase connect is spot on

>> No.10396034

>>10342658
Fpbp

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>>10342639
>HololiveEN
One of the girls won't be able to help herself anymore and will go full SJW on main.
>NijisanjiEN
I don't even know if it's possible for Nijisanji to have a yab. People were mad about the Saku thing for like, a day and that one girl who got graduated for seething at a fake accent did so mostly quietly. Selen could have a gamer moment I guess? People already forgave Rosemi for being a liar.
>Vshoujo
Who fucking knows. Something to do with Zen, probably. All the usual suspects for a yab are a daily occurrence with Vshoujo. Mel could OD.
>Phase Connect and Prism Project
I merged these two because they're most irrelevant. Maybe some dark company shit or one of them gets poached like in Tsunderia and the rest of the company seethes.
>Tsunderia
Don't watch them.
>KawaiiPro
Know nothing about them.

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>>10362575
Mori

>> No.10399543

>>10396197
>One of the girls won't be able to help herself anymore and will go full SJW on main.
Ironic with that picture.

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>>10396197
Pippa's final yab scatters the PC girls to the wind. Tsunderia scoops up Uruka and Tenma, maybe Iori, with promises of stability.
Cap goes goes all-in trying to make PRISMcoin an actual currency and loses everything. Tsunderia bails him out and takes Aoi, Nia, and Pina as repayment. If he bitches about the terms, they tack on Yura to assert dominance

>> No.10406166

>>10395481
>>10393272
>>10393083
>>10391665
The hilarious thing is that he is very much *not* blacklisted. He's just not getting the far above his weight class mega collabs he wants.
NijiEN are actually still talking to him despite having every reason not to.
He just wants more & bigger collabs and is whining it's not falling into his lap.

>> No.10409204

>>10398610
This was golden. Does anyone have the original thread?

>> No.10409259

>>10342639
Where is MyHoloTV?

>> No.10409760

>>10409204
check the archive

>> No.10414012

>>10342639
>HololiveEN and NinisanjiEN
They get outcompeted by some dark horse company.

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