/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Schedule:https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1440385632480550923

First original song:https://youtu.be/WGgEFoI9MhE
STREAM KING:https://youtu.be/qNIhngowViI

Merch:
-Myth- 1st year Anniversary merch:https://hololive.booth.pm/items/3263081
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/hololive-en
AX: https://otakumode.com/shop/pickup/hololive_AX2021 (5% off)
Pop Up Parade: https://special.goodsmile.info/popupparade/en/ (TBA)
Nendo links:
global:https://goodsmileshop.com/en/CATEGORY-ROOT/Nendoroid/Nendoroid-Gawr-Gura--Second-Release-/p/GSC_WD_02960
US site:https://www.goodsmileus.com/product/nendoroid-gawr-gura-4504/
Vtuber Tour: https://fanexpohq.com/fanexpocanada/fan-expo-canada-x-hololive-en-2021-vtuber-tour/

Previous thread:>>10292783

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Hello~

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>10323727
The cutest!

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>>10323646
I want to fuck this little succubus and feed her my sexual energy.
https://files.catbox.moe/wzjpz7.png

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boy howdy, I sure do miss this shark!

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i want gurame to taunt us about not streaming today

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I love Gura!

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Goth Gura

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https://files.catbox.moe/7rjfgf.m4a

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>>10323916
i love you small gawr

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Look at this so-called gem of the sea.

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>>10324119
meh

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>>10324166
Odd and scrawny, don't you see what I mean?

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what if the things gura tries like superchat donation jar and the notifications are working fine, but she turns them off near instantly intentionally to make people think it's the curse's fault

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>>10324404
are you frustrated?

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>>10324374
A shaaak is all you'll ever be!

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>>10324374
It ain't much, I UOOOOOOOH

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>>10324473
always

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>>10324374
It would be really nice if her new outfit had a red version.

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>>10324510
It snows

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>>10324703
Gura in a red dress would be so hot.

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>>10324703
Gura's filter version looked fine. It's not like it would be much easier to turn on and off if it was an outfit, Cover's outfit switching shit sucks.

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Gura cute!

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>>10324828
I'm impressed Gura did all that for the Gawr karaoke.

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>>10324894
She'll get use out of it in the future. Rarely. And from the sounds of it her new outfit isn't better than catshark so it's not like she'll have to do it again anytime soon... ugh.

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>>10324703
Dude that'd be sick

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>>10324828
her filter setup for the karaoke was good enough, but with the additional refinements for the DBD stream after that it was really impressive. all the hue gradients were extremely smooth and convincing. she did a great job.

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>>10324956
I think you're jumping the gun here

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I will find and fuck Gura and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

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>>10325147
no, since you would have to leave your house anon, but dream big i guess

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>>10325272
He's gonna go xp farming

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V-tuber, cute and funny
Debut in 2020
Gawr, Gawr Gura
V-tuber, cute and funny
Debut in 2020
Gawr, Gawr Gura

Come on, Gura, you can do it
Pave the way, out your back into it
Tell us why, show us how
Look at where you came from, look at you now
Kizuna, Kson and Nyanners
Better learn their fucking manners
Bite their heads, drink their blood
C'mon, Gawr, get 'em!

a

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When does Gura get a barefoot model?

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>>10325147
Anon no, don't touch me wife

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>>10324894
She'll also be using it in the future, if the DBD appearance is anything to go by

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I'm in love with Gura!

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>>10323646
I started praying to Gura a few weeks back and I honestly feel my life is better for it.

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>>10325988
we are not a cult

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>>10325988
I hope Gura isn't weirded out by the thought of people literally praying to her

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>>10326032
I will worship as I damn well please.

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>>10325988
Ame does too!

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>>10325988
based idol worshipper

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>>10325449
She doesn't want one. She likes feet, but she doesn't want to be known as the footshark.

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>>10326039
Every day I offer my daily goom. Nice idea to add a prayer to it.

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>>10326256
>47 minute feet compilation
Little late for that...

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>>10326429
It has less views than random clips get the same day they're made. She's fine.

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>>10326297
based cumbud

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Baby

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>>10326751

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>>10326751
>>10326764

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>>10326751
>>10326764
Gura is a baby and must be taken care of at all times

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I didn't watch the nintendo direct watchalong, is it worth the vod bros?

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>>10326966
there's some pretty good chatting before and after even if you skip the nintendo stuff.

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>>10326966
the superchat reading was quite something

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>>10326751
https://youtu.be/yF3WCi2q2-o?t=10402

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>>10325988
>>10326039
I don't pray to her but I do pray for her.

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No twitter activity at all today, I think the chances of her joining bae for minecraft are pretty low. I really hope I'm wrong though

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>>10327059
oh man I forgot about the chubby bunny, GOD that was fucking CUTE!

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>>10327106
I’m not expecting it but it will definitely be nice if she does. I’ve got bideo games to tide me over tonight though

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>>10327059
gura baby went fucking HARD that stream. love her, am chumbabby.

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>>10327106
she's committed to her off days, didn't even show up to Ame's karaoke when Kiara and Kronii did.

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I've come back to grudgepost against the people who gave me shit for saying Gura would not stream on her day off. When will you fags learn

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So catching up on my streams this week I noticed Gura is going out a lot more now. So my question is if you ran into her would you do the right thing and just leave her alone? Or would you be cringe?

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>>10327211
>So my question is if you ran into her would you do the right thing and just leave her alone?
of course.

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>>10327211
When did Gura say she's going out more this week? The last outside mention was a while back.

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>>10327178
I feel like gura hasn't commented on an ame karaoke in a long time, she'll still gush about it tomorrow

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>>10324703
I really hope she gets that DMC-inspired design like she said before. Probably not for the immenent new costume since it's too sudden, but the one after, whenever that'll be.

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>>10324703
>>10325042
I feel like there's a high chance she gets a Gawr swap in the new outfit if only for a few reasons. Namely Gawr has been planned since probably the beginning of this year based off management support for Reflect and with her new emojis it seems Gura is definitely doubling down on Gawr being a thing.

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>>10327211
I'd bodycheck her mom into a supermarket freezer and toss a playing card at her

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>>10327181
I mean you're not wrong, but I'd disagree that today was a "day off". I get the impression that most/all of her mid-schedule no stream days she has behind the scenes or real life shit to do.

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>>10327254
In the Nintendo direct watchalong she said she went out and bought some bang at the store.

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>>10327345
lol that shork

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>>10327345
Oh, I thought you meant like going on walks again or something.

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>>10327345
>gura gets mori into energy drinks
>mori gets gura into worse energy drinks
these two bozos always create a positive feedback loop of retardation

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>>10324703
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>>10327288
>>10325042
There is also the small chance the outfit itself is already Gawr for the same reasons. Also Ina's teaser in pic related has some similarities to the teaser designs of their new outfits.

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>>10327345
That's not exactly going out more than usual anon

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>>10327437
Also the fact Ina is a huge lorefag for Myth and loves Gawr.

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>>10327458
>where do i meet gura GF?
>fleetingly at a grocery or convenience store

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>>10327211
I don't live in America so the chances of that happpening are nil. There's a more than 0 chance I could run into a JP Holo or Mori but it's extraordinarily unlikely.

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>>10327458
It's more about how she causally doesn't care mentioning going out to get things now compared back when she started.

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>>10327061
Yeah she needs to stream less but that's kind of the case for everyone in Hololive.

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>>10327492
>Mori
How much pergnant you get here?

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>>10327503
I'm really happy about that. Hopefully she'll mention more anecdotes like that guy who wouldn't give her a juice box instead of being too paranoid to.

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>>10327543
Nani

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>>10327106
she was never going to join

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>>10327211
Even if I did run into her somewhere the chances of actually realizing that's who it is are virtually zero. That said, if I did realize I would absolutely leave her alone. I love the shark so much but I wouldn't do something like that to her

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>>10327503
Yeah, she used think her life was too mundane to mention, and also was much more paranoid.
Nowadays she seems to enjoy sharing more stuff with us, which is nice.

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>>10327211
Depends on the context, besides if I did run into her I wouldn't know till much later

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>>10327106
>>10327178
This Gura is very autistic about her days off from Hololive. It's honesty good to separate work from time off though and not make your life your work. Just like any other job. I'm sure we all know that one co-worker whose whole personality is their job and can't stop talking about work even when off.

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>>10327519
...no fuck you faggot.

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>>10327717
I have no problem with her days off being complete days off from hololive. The only reason I thought she might pop in tonight is because both Gura and rrat mentioned that it was a possibility yesterday

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>>10327211
I'd leave her alone. Unless it's 50 years from now, then I would be cringe, gurandma probably won't give a shit by then.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKOxmMnMNHM&t=4577s
>SC message: "I flew to Dallas from Washington state to meet you and had my 21st birthday on the 19th, I would love to travel to Toronto but not %100 sure if I can"
>Gura: "Toron-toes"
Why is she like this?

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>>10327218
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>>10327767
Your good people chumbuds.

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>>10327211
I probably wouldn't realize it was her.
Even if I did, I'd just give her a "Good [Morning/Afternoon/Evening], ma'am." and keep walking, like I do with most normal-looking people that I don't know.

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>>10327794
Slip of the tongue

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>>10327218
I would probably just say thanks for the streams than leave her alone.

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>>10327211
I would unironically stalk her in an effort to become her bf

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I like when she uses twitter on her days off and wish she'd do it more often, with the understanding that she isn't obligated to and isn't considering it work.

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>>10327211
first i would follow her to her house, and confirm if its her
write down the address
then give the biggest akasupa with the exact address just to see her flustered reaction
then leave it all to our resident doxxfags

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>>10327767
This. In in far-flung future, assuming she's long-since graduated from Hololive on amicable terms, then I'd like to ask for an autograph or something.

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>>10327315
It's a day off from her job. According to your logic no one ever has a day off because everyone does real life shit. Why are people here so weird

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>>10327211
Besides a 45 min con appearance, she has set aside the last few Fridays as her off day. I'm thinking it's her designated boyfriend day.

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>>10328015
We don't know if it's a day off or a Hololive day. We never do, unless she mentions playing Civ 6 for six hours (cute) or something similar.

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>>10328050
Repeating low quality bait because no one responded before? This is a new low.

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>>10328050
I can confirm that Gura likes to snuggle with me on Fridays

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>>10328050
Can confirm, we've had a wonderful time together today. She made waffles. Asked me to buy a maple syrup for some reason. Something about Canada caught her interest lately.

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>>10328163
I made this post

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>>10327845
Everytime Gura hears someone compliment her these days a small part of her brain probably wonders if they know.

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Went to a guitar store and saw a ukulele. Imagined gura with hers and started feeling something.

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>>10328015
Sure, I just get the impression some people think she books a break day mid schedule and spends 24 hours in bed eating ice cream. All I meant is that I think she only does it for good reason, and not just laze around

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>>10328186
At least it hasn't infected her brain to the point where she has to fight the impulse to say things like "peko" in a normal conversation in public.

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>>10328212
She does love lazing around. That's undeniable and part of her appeal

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>>10328177
No you didn't, you little shrimp

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>all these anons saying they wouldnt stalk gura after running into her in public

Fucking liars. You mean if you saw her at the grocery store completely randomly you wouldn't thank god for your luck, pounce and begin to plot a way to become her husband?

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>>10328230
>part of her appeal
Not really

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>>10328230
She said quite recently that it's rare for her to get a full day of laying around

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>>10328255
No

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>>10328260
Yes really

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>>10328237
Yaranaikaeru...

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0 Twittter activity from Gura today which means she will skip over the good art from the past 2 days and only acknowledge stuff posted within 12 hours of when she checks her art tag. What a shame

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>>10328255
that's schizo shit
even if it wasnt, you're implying you'd want her to stop streaming
you are a bad bad fan

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I miss goomba...

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>>10328230
She doesn't do it very often, bud. She said when she does it's really hard for her to get in the productive mood again so she doesn't.

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>>10328151
>>10328173
See? I was right

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>>10328230
I know she does, but when specifically talking about these days I don't think that's why they happen. Like some schedules run straight through, some have one day, some have two. I don't think she just sits there and says "hmm, this week I'll take two arbitrary days to sit around and eat candy". I think it's more likely than not that she's pretty busy one way or another on most of them, and the post schedule days are her actual full rest days.

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>>10328237
IF you need proof, here's her and me at KFP (I had a stranger take the photo for us)

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>>10328292
. She lazes around every day, just not for the full day, you know. It's arguably part of her job since that's when she does a lot of her youtube watching.

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>>10328308
お前はもう死んでる

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>>10328212
excuse you asswipe, but lazing around is a good fucking reason

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>>10328255
Any unnatural relationship with her would ruin her streams and content and would effect me anyways. The only way any real relationship would work is if you met her and didn't know who she was until much later after everything is said and done

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>>10328255
what the fuck is wrong with you?

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>>10328255
Bro im actually schizo and even I think thats fucking pathetic.

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>>10328448
That's what she has the post schedule days for. With how much she complains about being tight on deadlines, I'd consider taking multiple additional days to do nothing a pretty bad idea.

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>>10328383
>Bottom teeth
This photo is so fucking doctored I wouldn't be surprised if Yezhov was originally in it.

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>>10328394
>you know
No, I wouldn't say that any of us knows how she spends every day. We get glimpses and can guess, but we've been surprised plenty of times by the stuff that she's kept hush hush.

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>>10328163
>>10328177
These are both my posts

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Fuck the schizos, goom to gura

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>>10328255
As much as I would want to talk to her, it would probably just make her EXTREMELY uncomfortable being approached by a stranger/fan in public.
Not to mention I wouldn't be able to be confident I even had the right person

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>>10328574
never

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>>10328526
Here. I asked her to show me her beautiful smile for a picture. Clearly, she has a nice full set of teeth.

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>>10328307
has there been good art this past day?
gura and /ggg/ are my only source of art

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>>10328255
Thank Matsuri most of the posters here are cowards, because I guarantee most of you assholes would pull this shit if the opportunity presented itself to you, and the only thing that would stop you is your autism making you run away instead.

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>>10328537
People who spend every waking hour working are rare. Gura is not one of them. You can call it a guess if you want.

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>>10328620
You just shopped Baelz' teeth onto her face you maniac.
Where's Yezhov? Where's Antipov, Kirov and Shvernik, you bastard?

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>>10328685
>cowards
I think you mean decent human beings.

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>>10328743
No I didn't! They look completely different!

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>>10328707
Sure. I never implied that.

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>>10328756
If the only thing stopping a person from being a stalker is cowardice, that's probably too low a bar to call them a "decent human being"

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>"Psst, hey you... psst yeah you come here"
> "I love you"

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>>10328818
I knew wearing my Gura shirt grocery shopping was a good idea.

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Goodnight chumbuds, I hope you all get some good rest and dream of gura.

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>>10328850
Y'know, how would Gura react to seeing someone wearing her birthday-merch shirt in public?

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>>10327717
>>10327178
You keep saying this but it's not been true for a while. She has done some stuff pretty regularly, like being in the first mamatori stream, or the guerilla phasmo on council debut day.
Repeating this all the time just makes you sound like passive aggressive shitters, now.

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>>10328796
I think the thought would cross everyone’s mind, but there’s a reason we don’t all run around stealing, raping, and murdering. We have self control and can act on a sense of morality. Assuming everyone would do it is just flat out wrong.

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>>10328865
im glad dreaming of Gura is becoming a thing
im going to try my best to do that.
I hope you also dream a nice dream of Gura

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Is a nice thick tail a good indicator for breeding?

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>>10328879
She stalks twitters. She'll scope out their grocery cart and make up elaborate fantasies in her head about what they're like while being too scared to give any hint about who she is.

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>>10328925
Breed with caution that tail can knock you out in one hit.

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>>10328597
>>10328685
>>10328255
The most evil vile thing any one could do is become paparazzi for Gura and video finding her in public and trying to ask her questions like the paparazzi do

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>>10328925
A willingness to let you stroke it is.

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>>10328364
It's meetings with management in the middle of the night. She usually either doesn't stream that day, or puts the stream a couple hours earlier than normal.

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Tomorrow Gura will say something like, "Yeah I was gonna join Bae but I was too tired." She always says shit like this whenever she says she might stream or join someone.

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>>10328925
A fat tail is a signal of a well nourished female. A female with a large tail likely has access to plentiful resources necessary for raising her young. Therefore, yes, a massive tail is the sign of a breedable female Atlantean.

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Don't reply to baits, chumbuds

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>>10328685
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>>10328521
>>10328467
>>10328460
>>10328310
>>10328293
Not only are you all ngmi, but you're fucking liars too.
>grocery shopping one day
>spot gura nearby
>follow her home from a safe distance
>wake up early every day to discern her exact location at all times, figuring out her regular restaurants, grocery stores, etc
>pick up a job at one of the few businesses she frequents
>wear something like a hololive shirt every day to work
>one day she comes in and you strike up a conversation about hololive/vtubers/anime
>continue this every day for several weeks/months, making steady progress in chatting her up every time you see her in the store
>eventually develop some kind of friendship with her
>ask her on a date and go from there
>completely conceal the fact that you know who she is and take that fact to your grave so that she never realizes you're a stalker

ngmi

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>>10328526
Fuck you.

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>>10329105
Real life does not work out like the scenarios in your head, schizo.

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>>10329105
>wear something like a hololive shirt every day to work
>one day she comes in and you strike up a conversation about hololive/vtubers/anime

The true schizo shit is believing this wouldn't be an immediate redflag for her kek but keep dreaming anon.

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Its extra schizo in this thread today

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>>10329048
And? She never promised shit and Bae is being pretty cringe with this collab begging.

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>>10329105
You are creepy and would fail in getting any woman to like you

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>>10328973
That's a risk I'm willing to take.
>>10329056
Indeed, it's all perfectly logical.

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>>10329105
She would be absolutely terrified of you and probably call the police

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>>10329105
Fuck you faggot I literally purged her irl address off a website so doxfags couldnt find it.
Some of us just have a moral compass and want what is best for her and arent giga piles of shit.
If by some gods chance Gura gave me the time of day with intention to date I would legit turn her down because she deserves better than me.

KYS faggot.

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realistically speaking you wouldn't be able to tell it was Gura and would assume you're imagining it

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>>10329261
You are a good man
assuming that you're not just bullshitting

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>>10323646
>>10323805
Sexy little shark cunny

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>>10329105
>follow her home from a safe distance
stopped reading here. kill yourself.

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>>10329132
I fucking knew it!
Based, fucking saved.

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I really hope Gura pops into MC even just for a bit.
Maybe towards the tail end of Bae's endurance stream.
I want to hear her interact with a kouhai on voice chat.
GURA CUTE

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>>10329313
>>10329261
>>10329225
>>10329179
>>10329155
>>10329151
If you don't think, actually, KNOW that you yourself would be the perfect boyfriend for Gura and could make her happier than any other person could, then what the fuck are you doing here? How can you even call her your oshi? I know for a fact I could make Gura happier than any of you, which is why I alone have the right to court her by whatever means necessary.

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>>10327437
the fact that ina drew that on stream makes it certain her outfit wont look anything like that.

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>>10329132
I don't know how to feel about this edit

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>>10329397
The best boyfriend for Gura is the one who tries to be better for her not the one who thinks hes the best.

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>>10324703
I hope for two things:
>different rigger
>has a smug face

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>>10329397
Locking her up in your basement and showering her with praises does not in fact make you the ideal partner.

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>>10329397
Doing it "by whatever means necessary" is the exact reason why you're the wrong person to try and court her.

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>>10329261
There is no irl addresses, just old shit about her relatives (allegedly, the dox is very flimsy, despite what doxfags would like you to believe) from years ago.

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>>10329446
Smug face would send me over the moon

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>>10325449
you can already see her feet in her sandals

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>>10328383
>>10329132
>Bottom teeth are still there
Even this can't be the original.
Also, who took the photo?

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>>10325988
you didn't build a shrine.. right..? please tell me you didnt

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>>10329397
Anyone who would stalk someone is insane by default and is incapable of making rational decisions. You need to be mentally sound to be a "perfect boyfriend".

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>>10329479
The doxfag stalker has logged on.

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>>10327761
gura probably forgot which day she scheduled minecraft

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>>10329397
>How can you even call her your oshi?
Once again /vt/ demonstrates that most people here don't actually know what that word means.

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>>10329529
When my nendo and birthday merch arrive, you bet your ass I'm making a shrine

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329589
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329105
>>10329397
By knowing Gura your ironically already disqualified from being with her. Only someone with a pure heart that doesn't know who she and doesn't love her for her looks and status deserves her. Just like a princess who gets with the commoner.

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>>10329158
That's how it is every time anyone asks that question in any thread, I think the proportion of creeps is just that high among vtuber fans.
I am unironically in love with this shark and I get surprised at the amount of fuckwits who even consider striking up a conversation with a vtuber they found IRL.
Completely delusional, appalling, schizo shit. The posts saying they would "thank her for the streams and leave her alone" are the most puzzling. That would still make every inch of her brain scream at her to call the cops on you, you retards.

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>>10329573
The rat mentioned not hearing anything from Gura before the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327717
she's showed up to multiple streams recently during her off days.
>It's honesty good to separate work from time off though and not make your life your work
more than likely she's working on off-stream stuff on her days off anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329588
It's a loanword, baka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329558
I never stalked anybody, doxfaggots spammed this shit all the time in /hlg/, it was literally impossible to avoid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10328597
Don’t care. Not going to stalk or creep around. Would acknowledge her identity, openly flirt and ask for a date, and even if I was mistaken it’s still a Gura-like female which is realistically as best as I could hope to do anyway, so I have to make the best of my one and only chance. It would be uncomfortable for her but I’m sure she’ll get over the unspeakable horror of being flirted with and asked out by a man in a public space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10325988
Dulce et decorum est pro cunny mori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327345
Are you new? She's talked about going out to pick up food and go grocery shopping since like fucking February.
Remember her saying she was going cake stores a long time ago? Or her story of the clerk not giving her a juice box? Or how she went for walks and had a frog jump on her? It's nothing new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329676
You don't know her at all if you actually think she would say yes or appreciate your flirting in any way whatsoever.
Its not something even that needs to get over. In fact not getting over it is a pretty good way to filter out creeps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329637
You should be sucking off every Japanese person you see for stealing their glorious words and culture. In fact, you should bend over if you ever happen to see Yagoo in the flesh

[Anonymous No.]

Stop being retards and post cute gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329132
The Poison Shrimp...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327872
and you're unironically a piece of shit that should be hanged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329479
>There is no irl addresses
You are welcome faggot
Most people dont know that you are tracked everywhere you move and with same base line info to go off and knowing the right places you can find anyone name address phone number and family.
Thankfully you can request most sites to remove that info or at least make it request only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329680

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>>10329637
No, you're just using it wrong, end of story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329397
Believing she would even give you the time of day while she's employed with hololive makes you a prime schizo in the first place. You're disqualified by believing anyone has a chance, let alone yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329772
Fuck off, larping faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Remind me why the US banned use of the gallows again? There's probably at least 3 good candidates in this thread alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327503
She's been sharing those kinds of stories for like 6 months.. watch her chatting portions of streams more

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329739
I WILL SAVE THIS THREAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329789
i can only assume you go ballistic on the japanese over their use of サービス, which is warped beyond recognition from the word it was borrowed from, right?

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>>10329728
Don’t give a fuck. If I hear that voice in public I am flirting and asking her out. I’ll take my chance and if she says yes then she says yes and if she says no then she says no. You can’t stop me and I don’t care what you think. I’ll never let a once in a lifetime opportunity slip away without trying.

[Anonymous No.]

I see we’re at the “stalking her actually makes me the perfect boyfriend” time of the evening

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327492
I feel Mori would stand out a lot if you saw her in public..

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329739

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>>10329860
I can upgrade to "Gura would actually enjoy being locked in a rape dungeon and having all her meals, fetishes, and desires catered to" if it pleases you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329739

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329860
At least its better than the usual anti posting, at least a little bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329897
Sure why not, it's probably only a step above where we're at right now any ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327211
I'd probably be too unsure of myself or not realize until later if I bumped into her to say anything anyways, so no. That kind of stuff would probably traumatize her though and turn her off of streaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329846
I'M SAVINNNNNNNNNGGGG

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329819
Fuck off newfag.
Its amazing how little zoomers know about the fucking internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329897
That'd be more believable than getting into a relationship with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327474
and how often do you talk to random women in grocery stores? Probably never, so chances of meeting a gura are zero

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329847
You can't borrow a word used for the same thing appoximiate principle, use it incorrectly and then not expect to be called out on it, this isn't a gradual deterioration of misuse it's just plain stupidity. You're no better than the reverse isekai faggots on /a/, they were as wrong then as you are now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329970
>You can't borrow a word used for the same thing appoximiate principle, use it incorrectly and then not expect to be called out on it,
ah, so you can't even read the word サービス or you have no idea how it's used.

[Anonymous No.]

all of you will fail.
but i will succeed in having tea with gura 50 years from now and chatting about all the fun memories from hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329901
Good taste in gifs

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329739
CAPTCHA - D0XGP

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>>10330008
勉強しろ
Also you're still wrong. You're entitled to keep your dumbass reappropriation of "oshi" if you want but you actually can't complain if people stick with the correct usage and call you a faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329869
She also Doxxbeat Prime enough to where it's already happened to her multiple times. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if she gives advice to the others on how to deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10328255
Yeah im sure she'd be happy knowing some ugly, fat, smelly fucktard like you is stalking her and following her home. She'd definitely not be turned off from streaming and being in hololive.
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329739
>>10329846
>>10329875
>>10329901
>>10329939
MOOOOORRRRREEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>10330081
It's not the correct usage if you have to clarify every time you use it, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Post cute feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10330109
YES CHEF

[Anonymous No.]

>>10330081
i'm mostly just observing it. the "fight" seems to be more like two ships passing in the night, one group happily engaging in "dumbass reappropriation" (i.e. making a loanword) with the other irrelevantly screaming that they've changed the meaning after importing it. either way, we both know who'll win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329772
Sounds like you're making shit up but if that's true then good job at getting rid of that kind of stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329637
Are you in the process of arguing that oshi suddenly means waifu when used in english or something. Your incorrect usage is in overwhelming minority.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10330115
It'll never stop being the correct usage and I'll call you out every time, cope.

>>10330142
Didn't ask for your opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329943
There's been a lot of larping retards who totally found her address but would never tell anybody because they are totally rare Good Doxfags stalkers, trust me bro. Very believable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10330109
Aye aye, captain!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329859
That's actually reasonable imo. At least you aren't a schizo about it. She said that she rarely talks when leaving her house though, so chances of that happening are even more unlikely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10330109
I can go all night, chumbuddy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10328865
Night buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>10330109

[Anonymous No.]

>>10330205
Stop replying to yourself.
No I don't care if you don't think you made both post. Your schizo ass wouldn't be able to tell through the psychosis anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura only likes little girls, so you are all delusional

[Anonymous No.]

GURA JUST JOINED MC THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER GURA

[Anonymous No.]

SHARK SPOTTED

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329105
>>10329397
Your schizo fantasy that you cooked up in your head does not happen in real life. If anything you'll wind up in prison, cause unlike Japan they actually give a shit about stalkers in the states.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura on rrat minecraft

[Anonymous No.]

Shark sighted on rat stream.

[Anonymous No.]

gura is eating corn flakes again

[Anonymous No.]

T -2 to Gura voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>10330109
Onnit boss

[Anonymous No.]

Schizo BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>10330190
Honestly its more than possible most of them arent larping. Its very easy info to find if you know how to and thankfully the Dox discords are only full of literal retards.
Thankfully people who are smart enough to know how to dox properly aren't big enough assholes to share it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329048
KNEEL YOU FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

because i'm not retarded i, of course, started ytarchive hours before bae's stream started.

Video fragments: 3076; Audio fragments: 3076; Total Downloaded: 1.68GiB

[Anonymous No.]

Is every fucker who goes on about Gura's sacred days off or about how they totally know that she isn't based on their advanced knowledge of her psyche going to kneel now? Or are you all going to twist yourselves into shapes trying to pretend you're still right?

[Anonymous No.]

>better with sugar
aren't corn flakes sweet enough already?
or did she get the plain ones?

[Anonymous No.]

MY NIGHT HAS BEEN SAVED

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329048
BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>10330398
please eat real food gooruh, it doesn't help my overwhelming desire to feed and pamper her

[Anonymous No.]

>>10330465
Why not just have Frosties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10330525
i'll feed her endless amounts of cum

[Anonymous No.]

gura i was about to go to bed. why do you do this to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Guwa baby...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10330212
Based Chumbud saving the thread until the Shark could make her entrance.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura joins
>Everyone else rushes to log in
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>We will still get 20 unchallenged retards claiming her days off are more important than her family to her and she hates her job or whatever on her next day off
You are all retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10330525
I wanna suckle on those cute little toes

[Anonymous No.]

>>10330726
shut up we're watching gura now

[Anonymous No.]

>>10330743
same desuuuuuu

[Anonymous No.]

GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE STREAAAAAAAAM I NEED TO KNOW WTF IS MOUTH MILK

[Anonymous No.]

>>10330713
lol the viewer count spiked real fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>10330759
No you arent

[Anonymous No.]

Is gura going to be joining the voice chat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10330823
she's talking now

[Anonymous No.]

>>10330823
She just did

[Anonymous No.]

>>10330823
IT SEEMS SO

[Anonymous No.]

Where is goop goop streaming?

[Anonymous No.]

GURA VOICE

[Anonymous No.]

SHORK

[Anonymous No.]

I CAN HEAR GURA

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAA CUTE SHARK VOICE!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

GURA ON VOICE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ7Dx1BsvHY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ7Dx1BsvHY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ7Dx1BsvHY

[Anonymous No.]

GOOP GOOP HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ7Dx1BsvHY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ7Dx1BsvHY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ7Dx1BsvHY

[Anonymous No.]

DOUBTERS KNEEL

[Anonymous No.]

GOOP GOOP BULLIED BY HER OWN PRANK

[Anonymous No.]

Oh my god her voice is incredible right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>10330823
Gura sounds like it’s her first time talking all day lol

[Anonymous No.]

Good god Gura's voice is sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10330994
She doesn't speak unless it's on stream

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I think I've finally fucking lost it, I hear Gura's voice and there's nothing on her schedule

[Anonymous No.]

break schizos need to chop their dicks off and choke on them, get fucked idiots

[Anonymous No.]

>>10331023
that's sad she should speak to chubi

[Anonymous No.]

>>10327181
wake up, stinky! you need to defend your definition of "stream on her day off"! everyone's laughing at you again!

[Anonymous No.]

Is it me or did the viewer count shoot up by quite a bit after Gura joined?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10331051
She said she talks to herself, sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10331033
Congrats, you took your meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>10331100
Gura's just that strong

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura logs in
>Causes a full EN collab
I love this shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>10331051
She communicates with Chikubi through eye contact and body language alone.

[Anonymous No.]

she almost had a stroke there goddamn shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>10331100
it was ranging 12.5 - 12.9 prior to appearance

[Anonymous No.]

>>10331033
Just go to bed, Gura isn't streaming on her channel

[Anonymous No.]

oh my god she still has that ridiculous thing on her head LOL

[Anonymous No.]

Gura sounds funny

[Anonymous No.]

I still can't get over that fucking dragon head lol

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbuds your oshi is drunk out of her mind on Bae stream right now and it is quite humorous

[Anonymous No.]

>>10331100
More important than that is her ability to get other EN members to log on, like this >>10331150 anon pointed out

[Anonymous No.]

>>10331328
oooh i should make a drink too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10331328
Hey, me too

[Anonymous No.]

and... Ame appears

[Anonymous No.]

>>10331314
drunk?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura has messed up her sleep schedule again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10331328
Nah she just woke back up, sasuga Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10331328
So you get proven wrong and immediately jump to drunk posting

[Anonymous No.]

Gura...you were improving...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura knows we love some JWU shark voice so she's always asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

GET PRANKED LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>10331347
chumbuds i can't get the lid off the lime juice and i',m panicking because i can't make a moscow mule without it

[Anonymous No.]

Even if Gura is drunk, there is nothing wrong with it

[Anonymous No.]

alcoholic shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>10331459
schedule schizo is going into hiding until the next "incident"

[Anonymous No.]

Bird might not be so bad after all l

[Anonymous No.]

How is Gura so powerful?

[Anonymous No.]

lmao shark giving advice

[Anonymous No.]

Poor birb, Gura gonna break her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10331544
It is her off day, but I also feel like she just likes to speak like this. I wish I was drunk or stoned too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10331604
vodka obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>10331544
?????
She literally sounds like she always does when she wakes up

[Anonymous No.]

gura did sleep through ame's karaoke. I'm sorry gura. i incorrectly thought you were better than that

[Anonymous No.]

>>10331732
They're children, anon. Let them be.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura doesn't know what Gacha is LOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>10331732
>real voice
crowd

[Anonymous No.]

MY FINGERS THEY'RE GOING BY THEMSELVES

[Anonymous No.]

>Tomato Town
Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10331862

[Anonymous No.]

>she's just sleepy

[Anonymous No.]

I really hate that HERfags ruined speculation on if Gura is drunk.
There is nothing wrong with a adult getting drunk/high on a Friday night

[Anonymous No.]

>>10331732
The same people say she's drunk every single stream.

[Anonymous No.]

I’m so fucking happy right now bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>10331950
at this point they're just trolling

[Anonymous No.]

Gura hesitating on saying is that an australian thing

[Anonymous No.]

she's so fucking wasted

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know bros, she seems wasted to me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

She just seems like usual jwu and somewhat nervous Gura to me, but I don't really care either way

[Anonymous No.]

>2 netherite sitting in a chest
That physically hurts me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10331532
chumbuds... it kept gettin gworse and worse. i found the cocktail shaker at the bottom of a sink full of dirty dishes and i hadn't used it in ages and it was all full of weird food scuzz and mold and i had to scrub it out really fast. but i succeeded so now i have a moscow mule. i even have bundaberg ginger beer which is australian so it's perfect for the occasion!

[Anonymous No.]

>mmm sticky

[Anonymous No.]

I'd give her my sticky piston, if ya know what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>10332154
I don't know anon, please explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10332187
I mean I'm going to get the IP of the holo EN server, log in, create a sticky piston, and deliver it to her

[Anonymous No.]

rip llama

[Anonymous No.]

>>10332237
Wow anon, you are so nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10332237
I don't remember typing this, but yes, that's definitely exactly what I meant

[Anonymous No.]

>>10331950
She will literally tell you when she's drunk, anon. You don't need to speculate like a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10332237
Wow that's very generous of you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10332097
Moscow Mules are tasty. Shame it's not summer anymore since they're the perfect drink when it's hot out.

[Anonymous No.]

When is Kronii going to fess up about murdering Gura's llama?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10332341
I distinctly remember her not admitting to being drunk on new years until the graduation stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>10332154
Sexual arousal would cause my penis to become engorged with blood and stiffen, and I would then rhythmically insert and remove it from her vagina until the nerves were sufficiently stimulated to cause ejaculate to erupt from my testicles and exit my urethra, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

Classic Gura and her obsession with UDDERS

[Anonymous No.]

>do llamas have utters>

[Anonymous No.]

>>10332349
it's literally the only thing i have ingredients for. unless you want me to get out the everclear. and you know where that leads.

[Anonymous No.]

cringe

[Anonymous No.]

Gura doesn't like it when you rob the ocean of resources.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10331033
>I hear Gura's voice and there's nothing on her schedule
literally happened yesterday, and the last week

[Anonymous No.]

bunghole ₕᵤhaʰᵃ

[Anonymous No.]

>>10332380
Yes, anon. Almost one year ago, she downplayed her state a little bit by saying she only drank a little bit of champagne. This does not mean that she will try to completely hide being drunk 9 months later, now that she's much more open.
Stop being paranoid or whatever you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10332380
>I distinctly remember her not admitting to being drunk on new years until the graduation stream
one glass of champaign is not drunk, buzzed maybe. not drunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>10332426
Oh, I mean they're always tasty, they're just even better if it's hot out.

[Anonymous No.]

>gura and bae's dynamic so far is reciting stupid shit at one another
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>10332390
Mmm, yes, quite.

[Anonymous No.]

Loo ame and gura really do have the same brain cell

[Anonymous No.]

>>10332495
Watch the anniversary stream again, she mentioned it was more than one

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like you're having fun hanging out with Gura buds, I'll just watch the vod later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10332560
Thanks bud, I really am. This completely made my day, you'll like the vod too I'm sure

[Anonymous No.]

OK, Gura definitely is acting a bit goofier than usual, but I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>gura loves this fucking game now that people actually play it with her

>>10332536
It's what I expected. Now they just need the other retards like ollie and pekora and haachama and it can be #retardgang

[Anonymous No.]

>>10332552
Timestamp? Pretty sure she just said it was "a bit"

[Anonymous No.]

>>10328255
>>10329105
>doing psycho shit
>expecting affection
Haha, nah.

[Anonymous No.]

How can we help Gura cure her addiction?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10332469
>bunghole

[Anonymous No.]

>>10332536
Gura needed another girl to just spew random phrases back and forth.
I expect this relationship to blossom quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just tuning in, how long has sharky been on Bae stream and how cute she's being

[Anonymous No.]

>>10332854
20-30 minutes or so? Super cute and chill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10329105
>>10328255

[Anonymous No.]

>>10332854
Gura has just woken up from a nap and has jwu voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>10332803
She doesn't play Minecraft that often, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

aside from the occasional awkward silence this is based as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>10332827
this makes me extremely angry that i don't have any fan art of gura and ame/mori (yes, either one will do, shut up) as beavis and butt-head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10332552
She doesn't need to drink more than one to be drunk. She's FUCKING TINY. Bae is too and she got drunk off a tiny bit.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm trying to think of russian word Gura learned but nothing yab related to ass or butthole comes to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10333004
people taught her blyat live on stream once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10332953
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

>>10333004
Maybe some meme thing like cyka blyat

[Anonymous No.]

Cute stretch noises!

[Anonymous No.]

>Awake now for the rest of the day
Gura its midnight

[Anonymous No.]

>>10333036
>>10333044
that's not even yab, it's like bitch

[Anonymous No.]

I love when Gura is asked by others what she did today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10333062
god damn it we have to save her

[Anonymous No.]

>>10333062
Gura is a vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>10332935
Eventually I'll learn to draw.

[Anonymous No.]

KRONUT
>>10333111
>I GOT FOOD
>AND I ATE IT
>SUGOOOOOI!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10333062
>She's going to go back to sleep in the morning
>We'll get JWU voice for MC tomorrow
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>did you walk by me

[Anonymous No.]

>>10333062
>Why yes, I do stay up all night when I have a stream scheduled tomorrow, why do you ask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10332380
The problem is that half the chat was retards spamming OMG HER THE GREMLIN DRUNKCOWBOY HER ITS HER SENZAWA ITS HER OMG, which is probably why she got so pissed off about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's fucking wasted lmfao, she can barely get out a coherent sentence

[Anonymous No.]

>>10333371
Yeah, herfags are shit.
Sucks that they caused chumbuds to have such an adverse reaction to anyone suggesting Gura likes to drink sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>10332380
>until the graduation stream
not sure what "graduation stream" is, but she admitted to being drunk (and apologized) at the beginning of the next stream.

[Anonymous No.]

WHY IS GOOP GOOP STREAMING? YOU GUYS TOLD ME SHE WASN'T STREAMING. WHA TTHE FUCK? FUCK YOU!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10333371
HERfags should just kill themselves already

[Anonymous No.]

>You got happy, green...sneezy...........................and the rest of 'em

[Anonymous No.]

>>10333371
HERfags are cancer, but she's clearly drunk this stream. Probably doesn't admit to it because of HERfags though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10332380
>>10333455
>Drunk
Bro she said she had a single drink... stop being delusional

[Anonymous No.]

>>10333371
>she got so pissed off about it.
??

[Anonymous No.]

>>10333450
She no aversion to mentioning wanting to drink with Mori in Japan. It's schizo shit to think she wouldn't admit she's drunk if she streamed drunk. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

TALL
TREE
WOMANS

[Anonymous No.]

>>10333523
she literally said she butt chugged a gallon of beer on stream, anon. do your research.

[Anonymous No.]

All I'm saying is that Gura doesn't act like this normally
She's not a whole new person, but it is noticeable

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura proves doubters wrong again
>They pull out something new to bait with

[Anonymous No.]

oh boy, the alcoholic rrat is back! Maybe we can go back to the good old days of over elaborate, well crafter rrats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10333614
because it's not her stream lmao she can afford to slack and stream jwu

[Anonymous No.]

>Thread is schizo bickering all day about whether Gura will show up in a stream or not
>Gura shows up
>Thread is schizo bickering about whether Gura is drunk or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>10333614
t. eamate

[Anonymous No.]

>>10333693
are you really surprised?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10333645
its the ticks

[Anonymous No.]

At least I saw council bunkers, I'd never watch their standalone streams otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10333756

[Anonymous No.]

holy fuck how much does clock play this game they debuted barely a month ago

[Anonymous No.]

How surprised is Gura by how much Kronii has surpassed her in minecraft?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10333844
Not that much EN 1 just blows asshole at Minecraft.

[Anonymous No.]

She's not slurring, and I doubt she buys alcohol very often these days, since it's bad for her voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>everyone join the VC
Bout to get some real good shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>10333537
her new years stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>10333844
Kroni is going to get elytra in like 1 more month and I'll make a "when time flies" joke and there's nothing you or anyone can do about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10333873
you fags say everything is bad for her voice but when she talks about dancing you change your tune and you're all OHH YES DEFINITELY DO THAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>10333844
shes 100% a minecraft autist.. she probably puts in hours everyday offstream

[Anonymous No.]

>everytime you find a diamond, you remove a piece of clothing
What

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go strip mining with gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>10333999
UUUUOOOOOOOOHHHH STRIP MINING WITH GURA

[Anonymous No.]

Hope she doesn't want to use vc for all her minecraft streams from now on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10333873
cause famous musicians and singers never drink right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10333999
You know what this means lads, time to blow money on diamonds and ship them to gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10333968
she'll lock her hips and faceplant

[Anonymous No.]

>cemetery

[Anonymous No.]

>>10333873
I would hope not, but shes 100% drunk right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>10334037
Watch the JPs to find out what it will eventually be like. (It's not VC every time)

[Anonymous No.]

in my opinion, gura is not drunk but she should be

[Anonymous No.]

>>10334118
You must be at least 18 to use this website.

[Anonymous No.]

Did Gura make any feet jokes yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10334124
I watch more JP than EN, that's one of the reasons why I hope is the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10334048
I mean, they used to always destroy their voice back when everyone drank and smoked in excess.

[Anonymous No.]

GURA NO

[Anonymous No.]

GURA INA WILL WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm old! Ina knows this!
Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

Ok that was a pretty good joke from Ina.

[Anonymous No.]

>38kg

[Anonymous No.]

>38 kg
jesus fuck.... thats so hot

[Anonymous No.]

gura is teabagging ina

[Anonymous No.]

>>10334525
>>10334510
>IMAGINE

[Anonymous No.]

She is SO fucking tiny bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>10334180
your oshi is wasted on stream

[Anonymous No.]

oh god, i'm dying

[Anonymous No.]

>>10334525
>>10334510
>Aqua is smol even by jap standards
>44.5lg
>Gura is 38kg
Holy shit she's tiny!

[Anonymous No.]

Did Gura really get uwu jouzou'd

[Anonymous No.]

God I fucking love Ina

[Anonymous No.]

>>10334595
Gura loses a lot of weight by not having literal sacks of lard attached to her chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10334510
>>10334525
God I could lift her without even breaking a sweat

[Anonymous No.]

GURA STOP FUCKING COMING TO ./vt/ YOU SMUG BRAT

[Anonymous No.]

Oh nyo nyo nyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>10334748
>Aqua is so stacked her tits are 6.5kg
ngl I went to get my 3kg barbels to get an impression

[Anonymous No.]

Gura wants to talk to everyone but they are all scared and I'm sure Ina doesn't want to suffocate Bae's stream with myth energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10334858
God I want to rape aqua

[Anonymous No.]

>>10334883
doesn't Ina live with mum? it might not be good time to voice chat for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>10334954
Ina lives with her parents yeah. It can also be that she is tired or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

Fauna house gonna spawn a creeper.

[Anonymous No.]

A scenario:
>Gura gets wasted and posts in the Hololive discord as usual
>This time she decides to join a MC stream
>The rest of EN logs on to protect her and cover up any yabe
>You are here

[Anonymous No.]

>>10335080
Matsuri did that

[Anonymous No.]

>>10330413
>Thankfully people who are smart enough to know how to dox properly aren't big enough assholes to share it.
Rumao, they are all larping faggots, no exceptions. Doxniggers all need to be hanged, no exceptions.

[Anonymous No.]

That sounds pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10330413
>>10335143
>>10330190
>>10329943
>>10329819
I'd only tell Cover and Gura how I found it so they can remove that information from public access.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura felt guilty about missing Bae's call last night
>shows up mid-stream
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

avocado

[Anonymous No.]

I was wondering why Bae's minecraft stream had unusually high numbers. I see or more like hear Gura talking. This doesn't count as the Minecraft she had rescheduled, right? I guess have to catch the rest of what I missed in the VOD.

[Anonymous No.]

I TOLD YOU ABOUT GARLIC SALT GURA!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I am so fucking disgusted right now holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

oh nyoo nyo nyo

[Anonymous No.]

FOOD WARS

[Anonymous No.]

>>10335080
Our oshi has the best friends.

[Anonymous No.]

gura said
>moderation
like it was green

[Anonymous No.]

>>10335474
Gura enjoys her ice cream and will not tolerate those who prevent her from eating it every day.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that Gura loves you all. Make yourself someone worthy of her love, chumbuds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10335474
Yes, Gura uses 4chan. Most ENs visit at least once

[Anonymous No.]

>>10335501
Just like me in college. Bless you ice cream machine included in the food plan.

[Anonymous No.]

Goorah is such a good daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

jude lorr

[Anonymous No.]

gura and bae have very good chemistry

[Anonymous No.]

NINTENDO BROS...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10335257
Fucking lucky cat gets to sniff Gura's armpits. I hate this cat but envy it greatly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10335684
bae is just good with dead air

[Anonymous No.]

>>10335684
I feel Bae needs to match the other person vibes better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10335725
calm down anon, it's just a drawing

[Anonymous No.]

>>10335923
Based on real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>Seth Rogan and some other guy
Key bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10335923
The real chikubi has smelt Gura's scent. It is not just a drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10335923
>>10335725
god just imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10336020
I've never been jealous a cat before but here I am

[Anonymous No.]

god mumei and kroni both sound so punished

[Anonymous No.]

KONTA STRIKES AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LLAMA, KRONII??

[Anonymous No.]

I KILLED YOUR PARROT
I KILLED YOUR LLAMA
YOU"RE FUCKING NEXT

[Anonymous No.]

Someone post a PNG

[Anonymous No.]

>Kronii more like Brony
Based Gura

[Anonymous No.]

Kronii is a brony

[Anonymous No.]

Everything on this board is a tourist site.

[Anonymous No.]

>PEGI
>WHAT!?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is extra lewd tonight

[Anonymous No.]

BIRTH BIRTH BIRTH

[Anonymous No.]

bae... the PNG...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10336483
I wonder why

[Anonymous No.]

Is kronii always like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10336596
she must be drunk of course only option there is

[Anonymous No.]

>>10336592
She JWU and didn't have time for her morning masturbation session, obviously

[Anonymous No.]

here gooruh you can use this one

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura's first collab with council is chill random chitchat instead of a full EN stream where everyone talks over each other
This timeline is actually based?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10336596
I don't watch her enough to know but whenever I do tune in yes she sounds deadpan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10336816
the more notice they have, the more bloated and meddled-with it gets. this is how you get the premium gura collab.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kronii calling Gura out
hardcore

[Anonymous No.]

>>10336596
https://files.catbox.moe/sind1e.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>10336596
She's always pretty muted but moreso when you catch her not during scheduled hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10336901
I missed it, what was the burn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10336596
I have watch her just a couple of times but yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>10337002
gura said she was spending 5 hours of mc a day and kronii said it was a lie. gura said it ws offstream preparing for stuff

[Anonymous No.]

Gura and Kronii are talking about smoking in two different meanings.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not sure if like Kronii's sense of humor

[Anonymous No.]

So how baked is Kronii right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10337244
https://streamable.com/5ctfj8

[Anonymous No.]

Is possible we get a Gurame art. Probably not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrZSvd4pq_k

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

gura busting out the talking points

[Anonymous No.]

>>10337278
I thought I was schizo for thinking Kronii just DUDE WEED'd Gura and Gura didn't even notice.

[Anonymous No.]

What are you going to do for the 2 weeks of no solo Gura streams anniversary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10337405
Yeah, she was definitely talking about weed and Gura either didn't get it or intentionally redirected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10334568
Your brain is faulty always_____

[Anonymous No.]

>Man, I like those dermatologist videos. Especially the short ones that just get right to the action.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura what the fuck? I know the videos you're talking about and they're FUCKING GROSS

[Anonymous No.]

Gura what the fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

Today's weird videos are dermatologist related. and neither bae or kronii get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10337489
she loves inflicting gross content on others but ohhh you send her one superchat about a big pile of toenail clippings and suddenly you're the gross one

[Anonymous No.]

>>10337503
videos of pimples popping under macro camera

[Anonymous No.]

>>10337445
Gura was just way too focused on food, unsurprisingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10337558
Oh, they are quite popular, they sell toys about that and everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>10337545
Did you at least send $100 one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10337503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfFqCqX05L4

[Anonymous No.]

>>10337558
oooohhh those she just didnt want the other girls to know what she was talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>10337617
well it was pink because i divided my budget for that week between two big ones instead of just doing one really big gross one

[Anonymous No.]

>>10337608
it has an actual fucking tv show

[Anonymous No.]

>>10337649
this is amazingly gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>10337649

[Anonymous No.]

>>10337489
She's the kind of girl that watches videos of doctors picking jigger fleas out of peoples' feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10337649
so it's guro but nobody dies
people need jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>I consume too much content...
She's perfect!

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImRoj7yQadw
jesus christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>10337725
I wonder if she's watched botfly extraction videos.

[Anonymous No.]

dude

[Anonymous No.]

Wow kronii is a doomer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10337886
bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>10337911
https://files.catbox.moe/miunek.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus Christ, I just realized Kronii is TheBestGamers in hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10337545
that's teasing you fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>10338096
i'm just trying to play along...

[Anonymous No.]

This feels like some friends chilling in a VC at 4am instead of a stream and it’s really comfy

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, I take back Gura being intoxicated.
She's stone cold sober compared to Kronii

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is not one of your favorite animes an Isekai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10338195
kronii is spending all her hololive money on fancy THC vapes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10338230
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>10338195
I'd have to get lit up to play Minecraft for several hours too.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura wants to give up her job as a streamer to work for santa..

[Anonymous No.]

ENSLAVING GURA IN MY SEXTOYMAKING BASEMENT

[Anonymous No.]

Gura wants to be Santa's slave if she was isekai'd.

[Anonymous No.]

if I got isekai'd to the last image I saved id be right in front of Gura's pink cunny

[Anonymous No.]

That reminds me, the Elf watchalong was great.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like Bae all that much. Kronii is okay.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like Kronii all that much. Bae is okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>visible rrat cringe

[Anonymous No.]

I hate everyone

[Anonymous No.]

That was a raspy laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>10338722
don't worry anon we hate you too

[Anonymous No.]

i like gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>10338647
Contrarians are subhuman

[Anonymous No.]

>ina busts out the otomatone
based

[Anonymous No.]

THIS IS SAD, ALEXA

[Anonymous No.]

>>10338838
That's my honest opinion, I don't really like Kronii's mood, bae is just ok, a normal girl with nothing special, but ok.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

im gonna sleep. please type everything remotely interesting gura does down, preferably with timestamps, thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>10338932
Understandable. I think Kronii plays off of Gura's humor pretty well when Kronii forgets she's depressed. Bae is okay until she starts randomly yelling. Doesn't seem to mesh that well with Gura yet outside of food talk and small chit chat, but that can change

[Anonymous No.]

>>10339219
I personally felt like Gura was kinda getting shut down with the way Kronii was reacting.

[Anonymous No.]

chumbuds i'm down to my last splash of lemon juice... it's over

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck Kroni just joined VC and it's already more entertaining than 3 hours of Bae

[Anonymous No.]

Kronii is to "I want to die and hate my life" humor for Gura imo.

[Anonymous No.]

The rrat is so much more efficient than Gura that it hurts to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

ToToToToToT cross buns gura playing recorder

[Anonymous No.]

what's a bone horse? is it good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10339271
In the beginning it felt like that, but Kronii warmed up a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>10339398
A horse made of bones. It looks cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10339412
Yeah she's much better now, maybe she was just tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10339421
the wild hunt...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10339271
>>10339343
Joke's on you Gura and Kronii will be good friends because deep down Gura has a lot of similar negative thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how much Gura is cringing

[Anonymous No.]

>>10339461
Ogey

[Anonymous No.]

bone pony

[Anonymous No.]

>>10339551
how soon we forget gawr "the thought of possibly being electrocuted by my headphones is exhilarating" gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>10339606
I'm not saying you are wrong, your post just sound retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10339606
UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH ELECTRIC PLAY WITH GURA

[Anonymous No.]

>>10339606
I think doomer humor works best with a straight man. Two doomers going at it is just depressing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10339671
ogey is rrat dismissal, newfag
>>10339710
Gura should play GTA 5 story

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>10339782
There was a point where Rrat wasn't even used as narrative, the same for ogey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10339876
good, then go back to that point and post there

[Anonymous No.]

>>10339920

[Anonymous No.]

BONE PONIES FOR EVERYONE!

[Anonymous No.]

Gura getting bone horses for days. She'll have a bone horse army soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

BEHOLD THE BHORSE!

[Anonymous No.]

>infinity years old

[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad your oshi is expanding her horizons and making new friends. Just with Ame would do the same desu

[Anonymous No.]

yes, GURA can get a trident by AFKing. watch streams, clock girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10340369
Ame likes to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10340369
It's great. Gura has always been friendly though. Collabs just don't happen often

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura's probably into ovipositor alien impregnation porn
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>10340549
Oh for sure, I just am glad she's getting along so well with Council because I enjoy them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10340576
I get to shill this image again hell yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>10340595
alien eggsack >>10340576

[Anonymous No.]

>>10340610
She's just like me

[Anonymous No.]

gura's grapes

[Anonymous No.]

Alien egg sac. I think we know what to get her for her next anniversary.

[Anonymous No.]

Kronii is providing kino cringe

[Anonymous No.]

DON'T TAKE THE SHARK FROM US YOU FUCKING RRAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>10341016
Lol she really was trying to get them to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>10341016
reminder that gura can start a guerilla minecraft stream whenever she wants. rat isn't taking anything from you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10341224
then why try

[Anonymous No.]

This bgm is melting my brain...

[Anonymous No.]

What are the chances of Gura canceling her stream later or being sleep-deprived before her stream?