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Why haven't you taken the Hagpill yet?

>> No.10079068
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10079068

>>10079002
Okayu might be a hag but she's my hag

>> No.10079090

>subaru
>okayu
>leaving out fubuki and sana

>> No.10079142

>>10079090
And marine

>> No.10079164
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10079164

>>10079002
aren't subaru and okayu like mid twenties what are you doing anon

>> No.10079172

>>10079142
marine is a cake, as are porka and okayu

>> No.10079195

BASED THREAD
love hags
korone 45 years old HOT MILF NEAR YOUR LOCATION doggystyle

>> No.10079222

I have anon, now what?

>> No.10079248

>>10079164
Korone is the oldest known Hololive member, that's because no really knows Luna and Botan's age. Okayu is young, now Rushia she's about Fubuki's age, who's missing there. Fubuki studied together with Mio.

>> No.10079250

>>10079002
Okayu isn't a hag

>> No.10079258

>>10079164
Okayu looks enough like a hag, and Subaru is automatically categorized as a hag because nobody knows what she looks like

>> No.10079290
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10079290

>>10079002
luv hag
luv cun
simple as

>> No.10079308
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10079308

>>10079090
>>10079142
>>10079164
>>10079172
>>10079248

>> No.10079310

>>10079258
schrodinger's hag

>> No.10079325

>>10079164
>mid twenties
so expired, basically hags

>> No.10079343

>>10079325
cake is >25
hag is >30
ina is a cake, watame is a hag

>> No.10079408

I've had, now what?

Just for the fact that Botan has around 10yrs of trayectory I'm the gamin medium in general we can say for a fact that she's a hag, how old no one knows.

Okakoro is funnily enough similar to Shishilamy in regards of two hags are friends (and act like lesbs) with their younger friends.

Subaru is definitely younger and not a hag, Mio has around 10yrs more than her, also Fubuki is missing here.

Not sure if Watame would count but she's also quite old, maybe around Marine's age.

>> No.10079454

>>10079258
>Subaru is automatically categorized as a hag because nobody knows what she looks like
How is her opsec so good. Didn’t she literally have to move because someone found her house?

>> No.10079543

>>10079408
wait a minute ledito-kun

>> No.10079565 [DELETED] 

>>10079002
>okayu
>hag

what the fuck are you guys smoking. she's below 30 years old.

>> No.10079611

>>10079454
i have not done much reps, but last time i checked even Subaru herself admitted to having essentially zero online presence before hololive

>> No.10079616

>>10079002
>>10079068
>okayu
>hag

what the fuck are you guys smoking. her roommate is below 30.

>> No.10079662

Yeah yeah hags are cool, BUT!!
>under 25
You attract/fuck ONLY hag chuubas
>over 25
You attract/fuck ONLY cakes and below chuubas.

>> No.10079667

>>10079308
If Sana is a hag, so is Marine since they're the same age. IRyS is fairly young. The rest no complaints really. Maybe missing people.

>> No.10079714

>>10079616
Anything older than mid twenties is hag/cake material

>> No.10079737
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10079737

Be sure to add pomu, she's hag too.

>> No.10079793
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10079793

>>10079616
Not OP, but idc to be honest, Okayu is making me comfortable, I like her voice, I like having her stream on background as I'm doing something else. In short, I love Okayu and that's enough for me

>> No.10079845

>>10079308
How is Choco not a hag?

>> No.10079857

>>10079714
that's fucking stupid. hags by definition are ugly old women. ugly AND old. under 30 is not old, even for female idols. and anyway, most of the roommates of the women in the OP pic are only one of those things (ugly OR old, but not both), and I say *most* only because for several of them we have no idea truly how old they are or what they look like.

the term you guys should be looking for about older women is cougars.

>> No.10079894

>>10079857
For 4chan the definition of hag is old women. Doesn't need to be ugly, just 'old' and 'old' is like 30's.

>>10079845
She's younger than Marine.

>> No.10079908

>>10079002
I thought Polka was in her early 20s or something.

>> No.10079919

>>10079667
Ah I might be wrong about Sana.

IRyS I'm certain is a proper hag.

>> No.10079925

>>10079308
Technical?

>> No.10079956

>>10079308
ina?

>> No.10079987

>>10079925
are of the proper age to be classified as hags, yet do not possess the "HAG AURA"

>> No.10080005

>>10079894
Well, I'd fuck both Choco and Marine at the same goddamn time.

>> No.10080049

Leos Vincent and Hyona Elatiora, two 28+ year old chuubas who know how to ride motorcycles. And my favorite old people.

>> No.10080057

>>10079714
then by that definition okayu still isn't a hag

>> No.10080069

i never saw myself as a fur fag but damn it i want Mio and Botan to birth my child before its too late.

>> No.10080095

>>10079919
If you dig through her roommate stuff you'll see she's around mid-twenties. Two different doxx confirm it too.

>>10080057
Or cake, she's just young. She's not Haachama/Shion/Aqua/Ayame young, but young nevertheless.

>> No.10080100 [DELETED] 

>>10079662
I don't even like hags but over 25 for sure. Everyone age after all and non-hags would eventually be hags

>> No.10080107

>>10079956
cake

>> No.10080118

>>10079002
I want to
>lick Aki's butthole
>drink Mio's pee
>have my balls crushed by Botan

>> No.10080149

>>10080069
liking anime animal girls isn't furry. they are pretty much all human except for a tail and ears.

if it was furry they'd have like the animal face, paws, colored fur all over their body and all that shit. get the fuck outta

>> No.10080155
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>>10079737
I watched the collab for Petra and Pomu was unironically the old lady in the group. La creatividad and pomu memes inside, she's very responsible and pays attention to self-care.

>> No.10080213 [DELETED] 

>>10079908
Polka has been a internet singing staple in Japan for 10 years

>> No.10080248

>>10079258
I think Shuba's house burnt down when she's 17 which is when she joined Hololive
She should be in her early 20s now

>> No.10080275 [DELETED] 

>>10080213
this also applies to azki, they're two of the earliest utaites on japanese internet when utaite culture became a thing

>> No.10080317

>>10080155
I've calculated it and it's exactly what I expected. Hololive's average known age is 27, and Polka is exactly on top of that. Polka's thing is that she started VERY young.

>> No.10080341

>>10079925
Hag age but they don’t come across as being hags. You can tell someone like Mio or Botan is a glorious experienced hag, while Rushia comes across as the younger sister you need to protect and fuck senseless.

>> No.10080349

>>10080317
Are Nijis younger on average?

>> No.10080354

>>10080317
polka is a honorary member of bakatare who are all women in their 30s, she's in her 30s

>> No.10080395

>debating whether the cat you simp for counts as a hag yet when the real problem is that she's 500lbs

>> No.10080409

>>10079002
I don't care about how old a chuuba's roommate is

>> No.10080451

>>10080354
She could be, but more realistically she's probably younger than AZki

>> No.10080456

>>10079611
Ya I remember a chatting stream where she was going though her introduction week to hololive and she was basically asking them what she'd be doing as a streamer

>> No.10080538

>>10080395
her roommate is somehow really cute despite her weight, but she's actually not that fat anyway.
and if you've been keeping up with Okayu, lately she's been working out, dieting, and trying to lose weight.

but despite all of that, she's still really comfy and loveable. she is such a sweetheart.

>> No.10080560

>>10080395
huggable

>> No.10080576

>>10079308
What is the meaning of hag here? 30 and over? I refuse to believe rushia is that old else she is a real live succubus.

>> No.10080598

>>10079002
>hagpill

more like the fatpill.

>> No.10080610

>>10079611
There is another chuuba that sounds incredibly like the duck, but she existed for all of like five minutes before Subaru debuted. So even if it is actually her she had fuck all experience regardless.

>> No.10080614

>>10079308
wait, Watame is a hag? muh dick

>> No.10080622

>>10080456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUmjVDuQ8y0

>>10080576
If you think about it, it fits well her being an experienced women. She can handle her chat too well, she's not a young spastic Menhera like Matsuri, she's already went through the phase of doing stupid dumb shit.

>> No.10080633

>>10080576

hence rushia's listing here >>10079308

>> No.10080676

>>10079090
>>10079308
>Sana

>> No.10080710

>>10080395
That's charming enough to make half the holos thirsty when she's around

>> No.10080777

>>10079258
>Americans dox each other all the time and share other people's deeply intimate information every ten minutes

>meanwhile Japan is mentally sound and no one close to a celeb has posted their personal information

Is Japan the only mentally sane country unironically and deeply?

>> No.10080778

>>10079002
You just showed that you don’t even know what a Hag is by posting this picture

>> No.10080834

>>10080777
>japan mentally sane
>sky high suicide rates

lmao

>> No.10080902

>>10080538
She has a nice personality, I won't deny that. But c'mon on, I like Okayu a lot too, but the discrepancy in attractiveness between her and her avatar is the biggest one in Hololive, bar none.

>> No.10080912

>>10080622
>she's not a young spastic Menhera
What exactly IS Rushia anyway? A lonely 30-something woman with a deep parasocial attachment to her chat or a very very great actress who knows exactly how to milk her fanbase for money?

>> No.10080922

>>10080834
at least they don't dox people like Americans do

>> No.10080948

>>10080922
what are you on about
they're the reason we know the majority of the jps

>> No.10080979

>>10080948
most of the internet drama and doxing you hear about comes from Americans.

you never hear this shit from people in Japan, Europe

>> No.10081013

love all of these except Polka and that's only because her avatar is rigged badly or is just plain shit idk it just looks wonk af

>> No.10081024

>>10080979
they have dedicated websites for vtuber backgrounds and past lives while the west has dedicated discord autists shitting out YouTube channels
don't pretend one side is innocent

>> No.10081038

>>10080912
A bit of both maybe? She 110% knows how to milk her sinks for everything they are worth. As for the lonely part, you either believe the Mafumafu rrats or you believe the shit she used to talk about her one short lived relationship where the dude was abusive as fuck and likely just pumped and dumped her.

>> No.10081039

>>10080979
Ok you probably haven't been around this here cambodian nailcare forum long enough to know this, but JP schizos/doxxfags make their American counterparts look like actual infants.

>> No.10081043
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10081043

>>10080979
ogey rrat

>> No.10081060

>>10080922
>doxxing is more mentally ill than being suicidal
okay retard.

>> No.10081077

>>10080395
If that would stop your from fucking her you’re a faggot.

>> No.10081141

>>10081060
Suicide is more sane than anything that happens /here/.

>> No.10081160

>>10080395
>500lb
most like 220lb max

>> No.10081275

>>10080777
Japan has sites dedicated to doxxing wtf are you talking about

>> No.10081320

>>10081141
That sounded better in your head.

>> No.10081427

>>10081320
No.

>> No.10081479

>>10079308
>forgetting Ina
She's like 30

>> No.10081485

>>10079068
She's also ugly and fat but she's cool so I don't know how to feel about it

>> No.10081530

>>10081275
you know what you're right. it's time to make drama sites illegal so we can progress as a species

>> No.10081568

>Luna
>Hag
nigga she's negative three years old.

>> No.10081672

>>10080777
>implying doxxing is a big deal
>implying knowing a person's age is doxxing
You're a fucking retard and should return to leddit

>> No.10081695

>>10080979
lurk more before talk, newfag

>> No.10082192
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10082192

Wait until you people find out people live into their nineties. If someone is a hag when they turn 30, then what the hell is someone in their 40's or, God forbid, their 50's? You guys seem pretty disconnected with reality, and it's kind of concerning. Take your meds, guys. Take care of yourselves.

>> No.10082326

>>10081530
Luckily enough, Nijisanji has targeted dox sites and is working on doing this.

>> No.10082366

>>10082192
Go to bed, hag

>> No.10082423

>>10082192
You realise hag is used here in a positive light, right? We want to fuck the hags, we want to get them pregnant and help fulfil their motherly instincts.

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10082496

>>10082366
No, okay. Listen here, pal. I am NOT a hag. I enjoy hags, I am attracted to hags, but me myself? I am not a hag. I have friends and acquaintances who may or may not be hags, but I myself am not one of them.

>>10082423
Oh, okay. Based. I want to impregnate Marine.

>> No.10082534

>>10082192
Hag is used colloquially here to refer to someone well into adulthood (and in my opinion, is of an age where it's hard to believe they are dancing and singing in front while acting as an anime girl), like saying a tennis player is past their prime when they're only 35 years old because the mean tennis age is in the 20's.

>> No.10082563

>>10079090
>sana
who?

>> No.10082600

>>10080349
on average? probably, a big bunch of them are college students doing this for fun with the upside of earning decent money.

>> No.10082777

>>10079308
how is kronii not a hag? She brought up Chuck Norris memes and the earliest Top Text Bottom Text image macros in her last Minecraft stream.

>> No.10082859

Luna isn't a hag unfortunately.

>> No.10082887
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10082887

>>10079002
EN hag when?

>> No.10082909

>>10082777
>chuck norris jokes are old
>nice boat is old
>nyancat is old
take me back

>> No.10082932

>>10082859
Unclear. She's been around for long, she posted some stuff that point it towards her being a hag and her taste in gaming is definitively from someone around their 30's.

>> No.10083106

>>10082859
Luna has grandchildren

>> No.10083133

>>10082932
She explicitly addressed her hag status on her roommate account a year ago. Fuck your shitty narratives giving people false hope.

>> No.10083157

>>10083106
can confirm, my grandmother is luna

>> No.10083206

>>10083106
Can confirm, the above post is my grandchild

>> No.10083241

>>10079248
Botan is so old that she was supposed to play Mr. Wing in the original gremlins, but something came up at the last minute.

>> No.10083276

>>10083206
Hi Luna! Your English has improved a lot!

>> No.10083287

>>10080622
>Not embracing the menhera
Anon, she has a social media meltdown every few weeks.
Just enjoy her for who she is.

>> No.10083548

>>10083133
Of course she did, because she knows her age isn't clear for people looking outside. Still, it isn't clear because of her, she's the one wanting to push that she's not a hag. So I wouldn't take it at face value, both could be true without definitive confirmation from her. Which I don't believe she did. Unless we are talking about two different things.

>> No.10083577

>>10083287
Yes, not saying she's not Menhera. But it's very different from a 'young menhera' like Matsuri. I know real life girls who are Menhera and someone who's young act very different from someone older.

>> No.10084267
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10084267

>>10079002
How do I get a hag BJ bros?

>> No.10084693

>>10082909
Time is a cruel mistress, anon. She's the type of bitch to stock her house with toilet paper that's hydrophobic, and thus will not dry the piss out of your penis. All of humanity weeps together.

>> No.10084745

>>10079308
>reine not hag
do i really need to drop something here?
t. doxxfag

>> No.10085083

>>10083548
What "definitive confirmation" is there for any of the other"so-called hags then?

>> No.10085163

>>10085083
Most of them have at the very least roommate stuff like drinking alcohol that suggest they were over the age of twenty 10+ years ago, some of them have straight up confirmation of ages and even birthdays on said roommate stuff.

TL;DR roommate reps

>> No.10085828

>>10085163
>drinking alcohol that suggest they were over the age of twenty 10+ years ago
>definitive
you need to do some japan reps there buddy, nobody gives a shit about underage drinking, nobody does ID checks

>> No.10085908

>>10081427
So you admit that it sounded bad regardless. Okay.

>> No.10085955
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10085955

>>10085828
so are you implying they were drinking alcohol in their early teens? or they were lying to make themselves look older and cooler 10+ years ago.

>> No.10086055

>>10079002
>year of our lord 2021
>still believing Luna is a hag
that rrat god killed at least two times

>> No.10086360

>>10085955
I'm explicitly saying drinking alcohol 10+years ago is anything but "definitive" proof. I'm implying you're a retard. 10+ years ago isn't even that much time ago, they could have been drinking at 19 and still not be a hag.

>> No.10086712

>>10084745
She’s like turning 29 this year, I don’t think that’s a hag

>> No.10087234

>>10080049
Isn't hyona a tranny?

>> No.10088282

>>10079308
Is Flare really a hag? I just kind of assumed her and Noel were about the same age and Noel definitely isn't a hag.

>> No.10089433

>>10088282
Flare is like 5 years older, a small difference, but enough to make her a hag by vt standards, 30+.

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