/vt/ Confessions

[Anonymous No.]

Pope Gura V has been deposed. Confess your sins and Pope Ame shall forgive you.

[Anonymous No.]

I check holo.poi sub stats every morning and I don't know how to stop. Help

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050526
play nasfaq and you'll either climb the leaderboard or disabuse yourself of the habit as it becomes a chore

[Anonymous No.]

I like Moona's singing so much that part of me wants her to graduate and become a famous normie singer. I want more people to hear her voice.

[Anonymous No.]

I kept clicking on these bait threads, when will we get Shion thread? Does Shion thread exists already? Is it UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH General?

[Anonymous No.]

I keep fapping to the same pic drawn by my oshi's roommate....
Why did she do it? Why did she make em so big? She always nerfs tits when drawing as a vtuber...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I sucked off a Gura Cosplayer in the bathroom at the Expo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10051123
I believe you. I've had cosplaying gays offer me similar stuff at cons before. Total strangers too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10051123
How did it taste?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10051123
How was the experience, cute and funny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10051123
enjoy your aids

[Anonymous No.]

>>10051123
based, actually

[Anonymous No.]

I'm straight, but I had a wet dream about sex with Tamaki. His dick was bigger than mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
Imposter

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
You will die for this heresy.

[Anonymous No.]

Always so many sexual confessions in these threads. It's okay to feel horny, Americans. Don't let your media persuade you otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

i sent the luna sneed superchat

[Anonymous No.]

It was me whose dog died

[Anonymous No.]

>>10051641
Fuck off Nijinigger!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10051313
It was really weird. We had been talking while waiting in line and after the event was over he just, kinda asked..
>>10051337
He asked me that too. I told him Ina was right about Gura's taste.
>>10051368
I guess he was cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10051740
I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

I exclusively watch clips instead of streams. its not even like I don't got the time I just find any stream boring

[Anonymous No.]

I drew R34 art of Ironmouse and CDawgVA having romantic intercourse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
Ameway is just Ame's coping mechanism for being dogshit at following guidance and I don't find it cute or entertaining.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Aqua a lot and I'm a member, but I have a ryona fetish, I have drawn a lot of ryona art of Aqua.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10052277
Post

[Anonymous No.]

I can't stand watching any Mario universe games. It kills me how often holoharem plays them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
i can’t stop thinking about kiki bros, she’s been on my mind for the past 13 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>10052439
I don’t want them to find out about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
Due to module confusion from switching colleges I found out 2 weeks into classes that I don't have a regular schedule. Exams were last week and I have yet to attend a single class from those 2 modules and I'm stuck in a limbo of being too afraid to ask and being afraid of failure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10052345
WAH is just verbal diarrhea spewed by Takos because Ina has no sense of personality nor anything interesting to say.

[Anonymous No.]

TL;DR All I want is to have a normal discussion about both good and bad aspects of Vtubers, and this was my last option.

This is my first time posting on 4chan. I've never done it before, and I have no clue how to navigate this site. I'm very much a normie, and I only watch 1 person from Hololive. I'm only here because I was nearly banned from said Holomem's fan Discord for criticizing Kiara, and the server wasn't even for her. My statement was "something that belongs on /vt/, not in here", and what I said wasn't even bad. I've been lurking around here for the past few weeks, and while some of y'all are kinda fucking weird, it's nothing I didn't expect. Overall, I don't think this was nearly as bad as I was led to believe, and despite the "4chan-isms(?)", at least there's a semblance of actual conversation going on in here, as opposed to blind simping. I don't have anyone to talk to about many of the things I'd like to talk about, so seeing some people hark to similar sentiments I have is refreshing.

Overall, my love for Vtubers as a whole is dying. I just don't have the same enthusiasm for them anymore. I realized it back when Irys was announced, and I had no feelings on the matter. Fast forward to now, and only the oshi remains. I don't even know how long I stick with her, considering our schedules don't align. All that said, it's kinda cool to hang around a place where blind loyalty os scarce, and attempts at actual discourse can bear fruit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10052610
/wah/ is genuinely the worst general on the board. The worst of /vt/ condensed into one thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>10052345
>goes to confessions
>proceeds to shittalk someone else
I dont think you get this format

[Anonymous No.]

>>10052870
kiara deserves criticism and kfpfags can't cope with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>10052966
My confession is that I don't enjoy watching Ame bang her head against walls, whilst others seem to. Maybe you're just looking for reasons to get mad at someone else's post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I lurk on this board for 3 months now and i can't even go back to r/hololive, it feels so boring (other than fanarts) compare to schizo shithole like /vt/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I live in the same city as Gura, and two days ago I saw her. I have thought about raping her more than once, should I do it ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10052926
It's slowly dying anyway, as more of them migrate to ina's trannycord or jump ship to a EN2 Holo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I haven't sat down and watched an entire Vtuber stream for a good six months now. All I do now is look up clips and tune in and out for 30 mins every now and then.

I also swap oshis almost every week or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10052870
Okay listen, first of all, lurk for at least another month before joining any discussion
If you only want to see discussion about your oshi, she has a thread dedicated to her
Now let me warn you: some people don’t watch streams, fabricate negativity and/or talk about things that are false; I’ll leave it to you to learn to spot them. Also, more than a few will be blunt about their opinions, and that includes hate about your oshi
That’s all, I hope you have fun in this hellhole, it can be interesting once you learn how to manage things. Ask anything you want right now, because I’ll only be nice to you once newfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>10053174
>3 months
You could always lurk more you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10053174
I've been here for 3 weeks, and I completely get you. Rarely do people actually talk over there, and while I'm glad they're having a good time, it's kinda 1 dimensional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10052926
What's so bad about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10052870
>and what I said wasn't even bad
But what DID you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10051714
Why do you yuropoor make up complete shit about a country they'll never understand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10053242
-Don't worry, I plan on lurking again after today. I missed last weeks confession booth.
-Honestly, the thread about her wasn't too wild or tame, and only really functioned as an alternative stream chat (not that I mind that).
-Yeah, I noticed that some people around here are... well "messy" doesn't seem like the right word. Then again, I'm the new guy here, so levying judgement may not be wise. Luckily, the oshi seems to be in good standing in /vt/, so that's good.
Thanks for the advice, it's always appreciated. In terms of questions, what's the general opinion of long ass replies like mine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10053522
It's not made up though is it? But okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10053455
It was when someone posted the collab for amogus back on the 5th. I was initially intrigued, until I saw Kiara and tempered my excitement. I mentioned that, and someone asked why I didn't like her. I said "Kiara reminds me a lot of how I was when I was a teenager, and I'm glad I've moved in from it. Seeing it both characterized and popular makes me uncomfortable, so I avoid her. Between that and get general crassness, she's not for me."

[Anonymous No.]

>>10053591
Not that anon but long text generally gets ignored unless you are writing something really interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm wasting more time numberfagging than watching Hololive

[Anonymous No.]

>>10053724
That's understandable. Would you advise adding TLDRs? I'm not exactly good at being concise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10053591
>Thanks for the advice, it's always appreciated. In terms of questions, what's the general opinion of long ass replies like mine

Tl;Dr, faggot

Nah just kidding, but that’s the response you’ll get half the time. It’s fine in this thread because it’s on-theme and the other Anon is offering. Short and concise is best. Welcome, newfriend. Glad you’re kinda having fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10051123
How did I taste. Lmao jk......unless?

[Anonymous No.]

Advice to all newfags:
Don't take anything you read at face value, and watch streams. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

Advice to all newfags:
You have a former reddit account and entries on discord channels. Use it to spread gore and gross porn before the mods ban you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10053771
TLDRs would make you stand out even more. If you're not good at being concise you have to learn fast, threads come and go all the time and your point may become irrelevant or forgotten by the time you have finished typing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10053591
>Honestly, the thread about her wasn't too wild or tame, and only really functioned as an alternative stream chat (not that I mind that)
That’s expected. There will also be separated threads related to her, with varying levels of quality
>Yeah, I noticed that some people around here are... well "messy" doesn't seem like the right word. Then again, I'm the new guy here, so levying judgement may not be wise. Luckily, the oshi seems
You’ll get used to it, even if you don’t like it
>Thanks for the advice, it's always appreciated. In terms of questions, what's the general opinion of long ass replies like mine?
No problem newfriend. If you write a long ass reply, at best you’ll get ignored and at worst you’ll get called a schizo, depending on your levels of faggotry

Enjoy your stay

[Anonymous No.]

>>10053006
Yeah, I've been picking up on that. Those nuggets are crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
Will the gura popes be gone forever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10051123
Should have ground pounded him

[Anonymous No.]

>>10051123
>open wide chumbud

[Anonymous No.]

>>10052545
>I'm stuck in a limbo of being too afraid to ask and being afraid of failure.
I know it's scary, but please contact your college and get it resolved. You're paying lots of money to be at college, don't waste it because of your own fears. It's only going to get worse the longer you let it fester.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10053591
For a newfag you'll have to bear some schizos baitposting like the usual "why x like this?", "what went wrong?", "x,y is a bitch/whore" etc.
Lurk more, use filter functions, stick with general and global boards (they're basically reddit on /vt/).

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I started lurking /lgbt/ to make better Artemis bait, but I unironically can't stop myself from visiting the board. Just like how our local schizos are entertaining, the bizzare antics of 4chan trannies are addicting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10055108
i always thought /lgbt/ on this site supposedly satire, i did not think there are literal schizo trannies and alphabet faggots live and breath on 4chan.
t.newfag

[Anonymous No.]

I try to promote unity across the board no matter what company if any a chuuba comes from. It's hard since there's so much incendiary shitflinging here but I perservere because I legitimately believe in the VTuber industry as a whole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10053522
>He thinks Americans aren't sexually repressed
You're either not American or so ignorant you think it's normal
t. American

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
tell us what really happened to the rightful and fair gura, Pope Amelius, no-one believes your lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10051888
Why did you say yes though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
ive jacked off to an anons handwriting here before and it was the hugest load ive ever done.
might do it again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10055278
nta, but I'm American and I don't get the sexually repressed thing

[Anonymous No.]

If I could find some 2view girl with a cute voice, no self confidence, and no competition to groom, I would do so. I've tried in the past, but every 2view I find is either a dude, very obvious tranny, or a girl with either a boyfriend or 10 other people trying to win the groom bowl
Maybe it would be easier if I spoke anything besides English to try going for foreign 2views, but I don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>10055395
Most Americans are more bothered by seeing a nipple than someone's head explode. Any level of sexual attraction or thoughts cause guilt. That's repression. The idea of sex or sexual topics shouldn't be so horrifying to anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10055363
I was sad and horny, and he was kind of cute

[Anonymous No.]

I have felt worse seeing gura's success. I feel like I could make it if I really apply myself to the career I want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10051123
Was it at Colossalcon East?

[Anonymous No.]

I like Gura. But I still hide every single thread on this board depicting her without fail, because I believe chumbuds are the worst posters on this board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10056180
You know almost all Gura threads are made by falseflaggers, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10056110
Not him but, why are you asking? You got a blowjob in the bathroom there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10051740
What was in the superchat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
How many popes and priests are there and why do I have the burning desire to bend all of them over the altar and fuck the living daylights out of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10055229
What would be the sin here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10055644
Oh yeah no that's definitely a thing, you can talk about death, but shit like rape is seen as worse despite the fact that it ain't. But yeah I see what you're saying. I wonder how people would be able to change that

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I stopped browsing threads about chuubas i like, instead i lurk other threads where i have zero emotional investment in it and look up for schizoposts and maniacally laugh at the rrats and shitflinging that occours

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a holobrony but Tsukino Mito is my oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

I regularly fantasize about living the rest of my life with Selen, doing mundane things like cooking dinner for her or playing co-op games

[Anonymous No.]

>>10057597
>forced positivy
>in /vt/
that's a sin around here

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I hate all EOPs, but I prefer english chuubas over japanese onesexcept for tsugu

>>10057749
not even a sin, just based

[Anonymous No.]

>>10057823
who doesn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I like looking up roomates. I stop watching if the roomate isn't cute. Roomate and chuuba are one and the same to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10057823

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
You are a false Pope. I want Pope Gura V back

[Anonymous No.]

>>10055374
I jacked it to completion to the anons joking about fapping to Chammers' comeback asmr and the fried chicken asmr as well as the Ame hotel asmr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10064219
I wasn't joking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10064262
Brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
Why would you kill Pope Gura V? Is this a Borgia thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10051313
That's the thing about the gay male community, it shows what happens when you remove women from the equation, constant fucking everywhere. The lesbian community is completely fucked because both sides are women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10055644
We're just not a bunch of pedo coomers like you europoors

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
أنتم جميعاً خطاة

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065154
I thought suityan follows the russian orthodox church together with rasputin

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065231
Suisei isn't religious. Her mother is Catholic and her father is Buddhist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10051779
Pope Pomu is better than Pope Ame and Pope Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065268
Literally 2 posts above you is proof that Suisei is muslim

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065457
There's definitely lots of depictions of her acting very "muslim".

[Anonymous No.]

>>10051641
Pomu is an Imam not a pope

[Anonymous No.]

>>10054227
I hope so

[Anonymous No.]

>>10055644
It's okay anon, we're just here to confess our subjective sins under the universal pope, no need to debate ideologies, lest you be labeled a coomer

[Anonymous No.]

I'm starting to hate that I love my oshi, I took the parasocialpill and I regret it more and more every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065059
I'm American.
And becoming a coomer is a symptom of repression. If you don't know how to handle your natural urges then you end up taking them too far when they get too strong to bottle up.
Even when it's just anons exaggerating, they wouldn't feel the need to be so overly sexual anonymously if they could be a normal amount of sexual openly.
Same also goes for violent urges, mind you. There's a reason violent and sexual crimes decrease with a rise in violent/pornographic (but still fictional) media. Gives people a safe outlet.

[Anonymous No.]

i'm not gay, but sometimes i spread my ass and replicate the girl's pose begging for dick in a doujin, to understand how it feels to be in her position, for immersion

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I want gura pope back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10071724
you may not be gay but you are still a massive faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
despite telling myself I'll stop coming here to stay more focused practicing for my job I keep wasting a half hour a day ot so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10057823
>you will never grow old with selen and reminisce together over your shared memories
why live

[Anonymous No.]

>>10059088
Link to the artist? because I can't find them online. Also goddamn this hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I thought Pikamee was part of Nijisanji for the longest time

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
>realizing that drama and hate are easier to make and garner attention
>thinks that everything can only become worse and worse
Am I a lost cause of human pope?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I jokingly gayposted about male vtubers in May and now its halfway through September and I watch males way more than females. And I always was attracted to males but for some reason didn't feel like checking any out ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
To this day I still haven't watched/listened to Stream Sparks. At first it was because I got tired of it being spammed down my throat by both her and her KFP crew but now I think it might be because I am still upset at Kiara calling me and many other's, pity subs. Why support someone who doesn't appreciate you?

[Anonymous No.]

I think all of Council are boring as fuck and started watching NijiEN instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
The shitpost in this board actually make me doubt my love for my oshi. Whenever I see someone shit talking my oshi I doubt myself: "Do I really love her? If she is such a bad person like this anon said, maybe I should stop watching her and watch someone else who are more loved (in these threads) instead"

[Anonymous No.]

>>10051641

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442


You cannot dispose of a Pope while Pope Gura is still alive or Gura herself step down the office, anyway, Gura steps down and Ame is the new Pope, Gura is still considered the real Pope. Catholic here

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065423
Pope Ame is the best since she treated the diseases, given by God, as a trial & a sign of love & keep her donation box close.
Truly a saint in this dark age full of donation seekers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I've slowly began watching Holomyth and hololive in general less and less after Lazulight's debut. I guess I just grew out of them and now prefer the variety Nijis provide? I really don't know honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I'm considering making an itabag...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10088383
I agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065154
Muhammad is a false prophet

[Anonymous No.]

>>10086401
I still like Kiara no matter how much antis hate on her here, I just don't care about what they say, as long as she's still entertaining to me that's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

Bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I have descended to the level of >clipfag-feeding, and now my head hurts from the leftover strain of finishing that clip. The desire to make another clip to start a consistent, daily upload schedule grows, but my energy holds me back. Forgive me for not even doing wrong the right way, Pope Ame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I can't stop imagining living a life together with my oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

I send cheap supas telling irys to not drink soda

[Anonymous No.]

>>10086401
Pope Ame may forgive you, but the rest of us thinks you are a pathetic weakling for giving SEAhizo bait threads power over you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10084045
>Stream Sparks
anon, the song is called just Sparks

[Anonymous No.]

I find the chuubas sexy but get off more to the idea of fucking an extremely cute Anon dressed up like one of them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I WANT POPE GURA BACK, GO AWAY FALSE POPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>10091610
You have gained the favor of Pope Ame

[Anonymous No.]

>>10051123
absolute state of cumkeks

[Anonymous No.]

I really tried but I just can't get into KSon at all, I still end up looking for or preferring the "previous" avatar.

That 3d model of her filters me really hard. She talks and streams like the good old days but it's just that one damn thing that's been ruining it for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I cheated on my oshi with a different vtuber for the last two streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
We have our anti-pope now? Sweet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I'm more invested in this papal game of thrones than any vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>10092971
We already did. See: >>10051641

[Anonymous No.]

>>10092971
Pope Gura is currently in seclusion & contemplating her sinful thought against Pope Ame's Ames.

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>10057355
https://files.catbox.moe/tt8a2u.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050834
Look up akushion

[Anonymous No.]

>>10052545
Bro I’ve been in a very similar position in the past and I can’t even tell you how much I relate to this sentiment:
>I'm stuck in a limbo of being too afraid to ask and being afraid of failure
My advice to you is that you swallow your pride and take care of it right away. Trust me, it will only get worse. The pit in your stomach will grow and grow until it becomes a constant source of misery for you. Steel yourself and get it done.
Best of luck anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>10092971
The power of holo christ compels you! You shall follow Pope Ame's rule or none at all, heathen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I’m in a very bad place right now and could use Pope Ame’s deliverance. I had a great job where I was making a bunch of money, a nice apartment, was doing well with girls, and was making connections that basically guaranteed I would always have a high-paying job. Then I became addicted to opiates and, eventually, lost all of those things. I was forced to move back in with my parents with my tail between my legs and I’m still there right now slowly finishing school and trying to retrain my brain. I had serious health issues already since childhood, now I just found out I might have some kind of neurological damage (my reflexes are asymmetrical).

I’ve had never been depressed in my entire life, but I am now and have been for a while. It’s not a chemical imbalance, it’s a rational response to circumstances. My body is weak, I doubt I could get another girlfriend, and my brain doesn’t operate at the same level it used to. Intellect was always my greatest asset, maybe my only asset, and now I feel like I’ve irreparably damaged that by my own poor decisions.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong to be a DD?

[Anonymous No.]

Bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
NO, confess to the rrat instead!

[Anonymous No.]

>pope isn't gura or pomu
fuck this I'm converting

[Anonymous No.]

>>10051888
>Haha, yeah I love goorah but hey wanna blow me in the bathroom??
Anon, really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I have dirty thoughts against Pope Ame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101521
There's too many Antipopes around again, just like back in the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101521
>pomu
kys

[Anonymous No.]

I shit on iPhone posters by calling them phoneposters but I post from an Android, but no one can tell since my Twitter fanart posts still have the desktop file name since I save them off chrome and not the twitter app

[Anonymous No.]

>>10052610
>>10052926
t. eammates

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
it is my wish that ollie's "progressiveness" would backfire on her zombie face and would trigger the 5th trumpet

[Anonymous No.]

I watch hololive since gen0 but i never bought Membership/SC

[Anonymous No.]

I love pomu

[Anonymous No.]

I recently thought I was taking our EN roster for granted and decided to self-flagellate myself via *guitar riff*. I am now all the more grateful for the lineup we have.

>That rap segment
>That take on the glasses pasta

[Anonymous No.]

I had my first vtuber sex dream the other day and it was so bizarre I'm afraid I'm sliding down the shizo hole.
>for some reason in a large house with a bunch of Holos
>Subaru approaches me and asks to teach her how to have sex
>Tell her I'm already seeing someone but if she's okay with that then sure
>I have no idea who I was supposedly in a relationship with
>Nude up, grab a condom and open a can of tuna
>It is for some reason common knowledge in this universe that for the condom to work you have to wrap it in tuna
>I am kneeling over an anime girl with a condom in one hand and an open can of tuna fish in the other
>Can't make sense of what has brought me to this moment and can't pinpoint why it feels so wrong
>Luna and Kanata walk in and want to watch, neither of them find my attempts to adhere tuna to condom odd
>Luna asks me why my dick is so small, tell her to fuck off
>Finally give up on the tuna and decide to risk pregnancy, pipe Subaru for a bit raw
>Luna is not impressed
>timeskips to some time later, watching Subaru stream
>She's acting extremely girly now and it's uncomfortable to watch, clearly forced
>Grab my phone and check Discord, Subaru has somehow found and entered my friend group's server and is talking about what we did
>Feel intense fear and wake up
I think I'm going to drop watching vtubers and eating tuna for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

My excessive futafagging is the reason some tourists think Kronii fans are all futafags because I write most of the futa fics (I’ve written 20-odd out of over 500, 480 of which have zero futa in them)
I’m sorry bros

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'm addicted to Ame, whenever she's not streaming I feel like shit, mentally and physically. Her recent drought left me with stomach pains, headaches and manic episodes, which all went away when she streamed again. I feel like I'm about to cry every time she ends a stream. I'm not in love with her like a lot of people here, but I think I'm even more dependent on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10119174
I'd say this is all bullshit but then you added tuna and it's all ok.
Great dream btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>10119381
I should add those 480 fics are by other anons far more talented than myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I only browse this board for the sniffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>10051888
ANON IS A WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>10101397
https://youtu.be/YNVZW9HN50k rrat pope theme

[Anonymous No.]

>>10051888
Can you suck my dick too? I can cosplay if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10119174
>Have several dreams of chuubas
>First sexual one was of Snuffy getting her asshole plowed last night
why this
>>10091831
I'd say I was joking, but the amount of times I've jerked off to the idea of kissing a cute Anon done up like Rushia or some other flat one while railing them and giving them a reach around is less than twenty but more than ten. I have a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a numberfag but not in the way where anons shit on other people for having small numbers, instead when I'm listening to my oshi's music I get mad that original or personal songs get lower views than covers so whenever music threads pop up I post the link to the original/personal ones several times pretending to be different anons just so more people click. Forgive me sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>10119479
Unironically, meds

[Anonymous No.]

>>10051774
having a shot of whiskey in memory of your dog, let's gooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>10091339
That's what I am saying. That meme just got drilled into my brain as she lives there rent free taking huge dumps in my toilet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10129220
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

Bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I was genuinely mad at Cover for giving so little support to her, but at the same time she told me to always support Hololive, & that makes me mad to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10119381
It's okay, bro. We're more associated with rampant SEEEEX posting than anything else. Just space them out a bit and continue supporting Kronii. please make more

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065154
SIEZE THAT BROWN HERETIC AT ONCE, POPE GURA VI ORDERS YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I can't go two minutes without thinking about Shion's panties.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a weird dream last week that imagined my oshi in 3D and we were going to the same holiday destination, ended up interacting and I can't really remember the rest.
But it left me with a lonely sense of longing after waking that hasn't gone away. I hate this feeling because I have always kept things at an arms length to avoid this sort of feeling and it feels like it has been forced upon me.
I hope it goes away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I want to be a vtuber but I have been exposed plenty of times.

If I become a vtuber then my nudes and chatlogs will probably be posted every single day as opposed to occasionally

[Anonymous No.]

>>10145350
Might as well save time and post them now.
Or do what Melody is doing where it won't matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>10146470
I get into a lot of e-dating drama and flirting drama... I don't know. But I'm too scared to get a real job. people will care about me and expose me for shits and giggles despite claims that they won't care

[Anonymous No.]

>>10145350
Well, whatever the mongos are doing to find you, just stop doing that, if you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10141174
What happened to Pope Gura V?

[Anonymous No.]

Every night I wake up hugging a pillow I don't remember bringing to my bed thinking of Mori/her roommate. I wake up to the GoslingHazard . mp3 mix of "take care of yourself" and that keeps me going. Before work some custom clips I made into alarms remind me to keep thinking positive and right as it ends the alarm beckons me to bed with her voice. As time to sleep comes it's yet another alarm of hers demanding I sleep in a sweet voice. Every day.

Every fucking day.

I know it's not healthy.

I know I'll never hold her, I know she doesn't know I exist nor do I think she'd date me. All I can do is daydream and draw relief from the sound of her voice, living vicariously from that.

Forgive me. I'm pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152385
Of all the holos to gosling over you pick Mori? Do you have a fart fetish or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I REMEMBER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoCbmwTVn54

[Anonymous No.]

I cannot stop drawing lewds of Aloe,Ame and Finana

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
im a US soldier who worked crowd control during the Kabul airport evacuations. while working with refugees during the gate processing i had a kid point at my water bottle with gura stickers and let him play with it.

id like to think i made a new chumbud out there

[Anonymous No.]

>>10154136
I would never let my child go anywhere near a chumbud

[Anonymous No.]

>>10154136
ngl i miss lulu dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153968
They good lewds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10154409
Lu who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10154136
Not a long lasting chumbud tho he's probably dead by now

[Anonymous No.]

Bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>10154136
That's a very human moment anon. Good for you.

[Anonymous No.]

I brush my teeth twice a week

[Anonymous No.]

I feel a deep sense of shame and anguish for watching gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10151315
Pope gura V went out to get Mcdonalds

[Anonymous No.]

I cannot stop thinking of drawing lewds Pippa and/or Gura. How many Hail Mary's must I perform?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10176544
forget the hail mary's, DRAW IT YOU BITCH

[Anonymous No.]

I actually got raped by a known otaku menhera at my school after shit talking Rushia (she was a dedicated fandead) continuously for a week. After crying from the trauma for 3 days I raped her back in the school's bathroom.
That was the first time I've ever had sex and it was ruined by a fucking menhera.

[Anonymous No.]

I jerked it to the ttrpg scene where kiara was about to get raped

[Anonymous No.]

I worked on an incremental RPG game featuring holomem last year with a friend. After two weeks, the scope started to become quite big, so I emailed Cover to ask if I could monetize the game. They never responded and we lost motivation, the project was abandoned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10051714
>>10066593
Different anon, but my frustration(s) stems from how I'm in no postition to be fuckable, and I'm really envious of those who've got no problems hooking up. Shit job, don't work out, still living with dad in my mid 20's since I really can't afford to live on my own, and got a bumpy dick despite being a kissless virgin.
Every day, I get closer to pulling an Elliot Rodger 2: Electric Boogaloo, and I hate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I've been watching less and less streams and i think i'm losing interest in vtubers as a whole.

haven't even been a fan for an entire year yet. help me pope ame

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
>Be loser incel virgin
>Start getting reccommended Vtuber Clips on YouTube
>99% of Vtuber consumption is YouTube Clips
>Start watching Vshojo clips
>Veibae clip talks about her irl face being out there (she's hot)
>Another clip where she says she's a virgin living at home
>Start getting a crush on her
>Daydream about becoming a MaleEN Vtuber to get her attention
>Daydream about her and I dating and eventually taking each other's virginities in passionate judgement-free lovemaking
>Watch some more clips of Veibae
>See one where she spills beer on herself and the comments talk about how she was stoned during that stream
>Start to lose interest in her, but try to fight off the nagging feelings in the back of my head
>See another clip where she said she'd let her future bf cuck her
>Imagination starts running wilder, daydreaming of getting with both Vei and Nyanners
>See recent clip of Vei saying she really isn't a virgin
>Realize all the clips is just bs advertising from different people to sucker in losers like me
>Image of British Waifu shattered
>Heart rate still fast-paced, weak in the limbs
Don't even bother throwing my autistic ass in an asylum, just put a bullet in my head and spare everyone the trouble

[Anonymous No.]

>>10152425
Anon, you really don't know why people gosling over Mori? One anon perfectly summarized in some other thread recently
>She's the only holo that gives the GFE of an American girl who's dorky and awkward despite her bold interests like rap. Plenty of lonely english viewers don't want a shy, submissive Jap girlfriend but instead that charming girl from highschool who seemed obtainable

[Anonymous No.]

>>10183554
Having a textured pecker isn't a negative. As long as the texture isn't genital warts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10184917
lmao @ ur life

[Anonymous No.]

>>10153968
Good taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>10184917

Sad trombone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10177776
If your being honest then how did it happen? She hold a knife to your throat or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>10154136

Are you the soldier who send gura a superchat while his base was bombed

[Anonymous No.]

>>10184917
>>Realize all the clips is just bs advertising from different people to sucker in losers like me

Yes, and?

Day drinking is for losers too, doesnt mean its not fuckin awesome

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I reply to VJcucks silly banter even when I know they're helpless degenerates who will never learn.
Something in me struggles to give up on people, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

im diagnosed as mentaly slow and my nehbor had sex with me in scool 1 2 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>10186101
I recognize that image, he made a unity thread before he got deployed

[Anonymous No.]

> I look like that Long Long Man guy but socially deficient
> Lotsa male buddies though
> 3 guys confessed to me in my university years
> Tried confessing to a girl, but she rejected because she thought I was gay

Maybe this is a sign...
But I love Kronii's humongous badongkas, bros...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm uglier than the Kiara egg

[Anonymous No.]

>>10185163
Anon who posted the confession here. I couldn't answer to the other anon's quip, mainly because I just didn't think it was worth responding but I think you hit the nail here. And it hurts to know there's hollowed out hearts out there just like mine which can be filled with this type of unspecified, almost generic type of romanticized fixation we shape as love. But it's what we make do with. And I've grown to accept that right now, she makes me happy. And though she may never even care or know, I wish her the best in gratitude.

[Anonymous No.]

I have bought 2 of my oshis albums, but I've never sent a SC because its too embarrassing

[Anonymous No.]

>>10187379
Don't give up anon, you never know if your SC will make her smile for real

[Anonymous No.]

>>10187139
It's what the inside counts anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10187449
So was Rasputin and he cucked the last Tsar and got his daughters too, Believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10187561
Only fucked the wife and even that was probably a rumor

[Anonymous No.]

>>10110825
Beautiful aint it

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
i like bumping threads on page 10, especially bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>10188997
you have no salvation, kys and go to hell already

[Anonymous No.]

>>10189718
rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>10119174
>>Luna asks me why my dick is so small, tell her to fuck off

based hime

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

I think that as time goes on everyone is going to start seeing vtubers as the same as any other internet personality. Now while that doesn't sound novel on it's face, the implications are that the novelty of hiding behind an anime avatar is going to wear off for just about everyone, and more than half of the current vtubers will be flushed out of the ecosystem since the hype and viewership will drop and eventually settle into its own niche. I mean, look at how many other people in this thread are already saying they've just about lost interest, it's only a matter of time til everyone else gets bored of the concept and sees vtubers the same as twitch thots/ podcast bros.

[Anonymous No.]

I never cared about the anime girl avatars, I always saw vtubers as just more streamers for me to enjoy content from, and nothing more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10074417
Sunset Skyline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10052421
Post

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I’m still disappointed how distant Holo EN and JP a year in.
The Minecraft Summerfest was a taste of what I wanted but EN/JP crossovers still feel like a special event rather than the norm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10205449
Maybe it should stay that way. Much more special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10205449
Good, EN should stay far away from JP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10177776
What the fuck. Do you live in hentai land or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10187116
Write "I am not gay" on your forehead, that should solve your problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>10065648
Makes sense, she is part of the terrorist Ninisani group.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10184917
How did you get baited by veibae of all people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10186089
>>10212971
bitch cut me with a razor blade and pulled me into the back of the building. I'm not a strong person so maybe that's why she chose me to vent out that repressed sexual frustration not able to sex rushia. the revenge sex I followed her into the school bathroom (each building has 1 seat for boys and girls) and strangle raped her. funnily enough both of us never bothered to report nor speak with each other again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223469
Did you enjoy it? How did it feel each time?

[Anonymous No.]

i was formerly a /yah/ groomer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10051014
I know how you feel anon

[Anonymous No.]

I want to vtube but don't actually watch vtubers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10052870
>This is my first time posting on 4chan.
welcome, now go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>10223469
anon, it's time to take your meds. you can't live in this fantasy world forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10112846
You can rename files on Android, or at least I can on mine. It's the perfect crime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10226262
I can change filenames on mine too, it's just funny to reply with a twitter filename image calling iphone posters filthy phoneposters

[Anonymous No.]

There's a nonzero percentage of my brain that sincerely believes I have a chance of learning Japanese, moving to and landing a job in Japan and dating my favorite vtuber. The majority of my brain only believes in the first two parts, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I started watching a vtuber after I looked up "Flat is Justice" on the vtuber wiki.

I only watch flat chest vtubers, and I'm sorry. For some reason bouncy breasts outside of porn irritate me. I find it distracting seeing that all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

I've tried to unironically engage in arguments with unicorns and I've droven myself mad trying to figure out how anybody can live with that sort of mentality

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I don't understand why Gura is so popular. She doesn't do anything special

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I don't understand why Sana is not popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I've found myself losing interest in Hololive and have been watching Nijisanji. I'm sorry Pope Ame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10227691
I'm a little new; what does unicorn mean in this context?

[Anonymous No.]

>>10227691
I think I’ll never understand unicorn mentality, but I just let them be since they seem harmless to me
The only time I got mad at them was when Fauna's roommate was revealed to have a boyfriend and started to obsessively shitpost about how watching was cuckoldry because ‘muh GFE’
>>10228008
In mythology, it is said that the only person able to mount an unicorn is a female virgin. I’m context, an unicorn is a someone that refuses to watch any vtuber with a boyfriend or that has interacted with a male

[Anonymous No.]

>>10228008
somebody that expects the idol to be pure and not ever date/see/mention men to help cater to the dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>10228638
Not that it makes it any better, I don't think the majority of them actually believe it in it, it's just easy bait. that and most of the shitposting is basically from Fauna's former "friend" who is an unironic schizo who is HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>>10218165
Beats me, I was just hopping from one vtuber's set of clips to another's until I landed on Vei's. Now I'm just rewatching old Primus music videos to cope/ reset the reccommendation algorithm on my youtube profile.

Also I kinda feel like I'm falling into unicorn territory like described by >>10228638 and >>10228657, I just gotta cut the Vtuber drip feed off, even if it's been vicariously consumed from third parties.

>>10186150
No matter the case, I just gotta get my brain checked or something to get myself on a healthier lifestyle and be less of a pathetic loser. And even though I mentioned how my heart rate shot up last night, in truth I've been feeling my heart... beating out of place? for the last three weeks now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10233604
issue is real wahmyn/3DPD nowadays aint worth the grind.
Not saying there aren't decent women out there, but its a pretty bad gamble, specially if you pick poorly, just all the social and financial shit you can be put through at the drop of a hat.
I've seen to many of my friends, coworkers, and mentors who are all better men then me get fucked over hardcore by women at work or in their personal lives through no fault of their own.
It's terrifying to watch and tiring to realize what a gamble it is nowadays.
You could be a 10/10 guy and still get fucked hard by a girl everybody thought was decent years later cause she suddenly got bored or had a change of heart.
Either you make it or you give up and stick with the sweet lie of a perfect waifu and wait for sexbots

[Anonymous No.]

Long time ago, had a dream where I was french kissing with Rushia, and in another case I was flirting with Haachama. Woke up and the feeling was still there, I don't even speak japanese or watch any of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237029
Tell me about it, I've tried to just scour tinder, okcupid, and bumble a few times in the past, and living in mid town USA, options are limited to single moms under 24, ham planets, and blue-haired harpies. Managed to get a date once with a thin nig chick who was into Persona, but we wound up boring each other.
I've also seen my dad go through his divorce a few years ago because mom was becoming increasingly unhinged, and dating prospects for the middle aged are so much worse, he's taken his one buddy's advice and started flirting online with filipinas.
There's a nagging thought in the back of mind that's telling me that the things we as a society consume to escape the daily pains are what's really causing the daily pains, from boomers getting too wrapped up in the 24 hours news channels, to all the absurd rom-com junk that's geared to unappealing women, to even these vtubers leading us into parasocial relationships with e-thots hiding behind masks. I feel myself long overdue to touch some grass, and I don't think I'm the only one

[Anonymous No.]

>>10237790
it has nothing to do with touching grass, most men recognize that the dating market is utter shit now, and nobody can speak up without being dragged through the mud for being "misogynistic rapist incel virgin creep" insults being slung at them
Everybody is afraid to speak up, the issue and problem is obvious, but nobody has the balls to speak out cause they don't want to be slandered by the women/simps/social media.

So the men that can't take it just retreat and find solace in the Waifu. Once decent sexbots or AR Waifus become mainstream it's gonna be a whole new shitshow and shift in the dating market though, problem is how long can you hold out for.

[Anonymous No.]

I watch mumei just to piss off women

[Anonymous No.]

I used the fleshlight I have for the first time in ages earlier and I broke it back in by listening to the Marine Ringfit audio while looking at some of her "artwork".

[Anonymous No.]

>>10056110
Would be great to hear...THE REST OF THE STORY...

[Anonymous No.]

I made my nieces be addicted to vtuber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I've never tune in to any vtubers' streams. I just watched clips here and there, the longest vtuber related clip that I watched is only 5 minutes long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10052870
Analyzing your profile (Kiara anti, normie-ish, probably your oshi is Ina or Ame, most likely) I suggest you go watch HFZ, whenever OP is back from his thousand year slumber and for real returns.

[Anonymous No.]

Lewd artworks do absolutely nothing for me, I just enjoy them for the humour or artistic merit. But written fapfics instantly make me UUUUUOOOOOOOH

[Anonymous No.]

>>10186101
I wish lol, if they let ne bring my phone to the iarport i legit woulda done somethin like that, id poat pics of my gura bottle around the airport/with refugees but theres legal complications.

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>10055644
Yes it should. Making it taboo is why ye olden days didnt have weird shit and schizo people doing weird shit in public. All successful scocieties repressed sexual expression to a degree or had rules on where you could be a degenerate.

Romans wernt buttfucking in the open streets like modern pride parades
Indians wernt trying karma sutra positions in the town square
The chinese wernt sucking people off in the forbidden city
Etc.

Social media being everywhere has made it so peoples sexual desires are all over the place including previously forbidden areas. You """technically""" still dont have people publically fucking in the school hallways but with tinder/onlyfans and sexting you now recognize people in the hallways as people doing degeneracy and to the human mind its basically the same as if they did it publically

[Anonymous No.]

>>10088383
>no titan gosling
kinda cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I heard "kiss me" come on the radio is a kroger and man, i miss the old ame. I unironically was in love with her and watched her religiously. Then she switched gears and i feel like i broke up with a girl because of her change.

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>10053177
big if true

[Anonymous No.]

>>10050442
I entertained the idea of becoming a chuba for fun but
>male
>esl
I realized it was futile so I'll just support my oshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>10258031
do it anyway. 2views is better than no views.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10245139
>kiara anti
I don't think so. She's not for me, but I don't hate her. I don't mention it unless asked, that's all there is.
>oshi is ina or ame, most likely
Nope, wrong on both accounts. I used to like Ame, but she was never an oshi.
>HFZ
I don't know what this is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>10259871
>>HFZ
>I don't know what this is.
>>10177331

[Anonymous No.]

>>10052545
i literally have reoccuring nightmares about shit like this. ive never had any class mix up issues but something about having my schedule be completely fucked and missing half my classes just instills absolute dread inside me

[Anonymous No.]

I want to wear a fully sealed, air tight gas mask.
I then want to attach tubing to the air intake on the mask.
I then want to insert the tube into the anus of one "Calliope Mori" of Hololive EN, who has consumed a large quantity of flatulence inducing junkfood prior to the event.