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I love Ina!
>>9959749I love Ina too!
Damascus...
>I don't speak France
Why yes my oshi does drink water how about yours?
Did Mumei just tell me to touch grass
>Other thread's OP isn't even a hololive memeber
Thoughts?
>>9960230Other OP is an idiot thoughts.
>>9959749Me too
Is she fucking mad?
Nothing yab happened at Dallas, right?
ritual post
So how were the two Minecraft collabs this morning? Both were going on during work so I'm completely out of the loop.
>>9963827both really fun
>Dallas isn't real
Ame...
Just realized I missed an umisea stream. How cringe was it?
>>9963847Haachama could survive that.
>>9963827Watch them both. If time is an issue, watch the first half hour of Umisea, then watch the rest of it and the Usatori one on 1.5 to 2x speed
Watching Ame being forced to do her thinking reps as this current stage of Bikini Bottom is filled with tons of twists, turns and puzzles and even I don't understand if she's doing something wrong or if it is as confusing as it looks. Either way her batteries were dying but she managed to get plugged in and then immediately solved the puzzle! Go Ame Go!While in less than 45 minutes, it's time for another one of Subaru's morning zatsus! As usual, she has a perfectly fine TL in chat as well as her own soulful eigo descriptions so you should tune in to her and have fun. You can also look forward to more of her Earthbound stream in 3 hours.While in less than 45 minutes, Fauna's going to pull you aside gently and will tell you to just calm your mind and soul and relax as she strokes your head, cleans out your ears and gives you a nice relaxing oil massage during her ASMR session today.Polka released another cover song today, singing Kaikai Kitan from Jujutsu Kaisen. Another bop by our favorite clown, if you've missed out on listening to her amazing singing, then hurry up and give it a stream, you won't be disappointed one bit, I guarantee it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-q93ccVQqMSo friends, where we at?
i know Gura is the most popular Holo but it was this really necessary?
Ame is stuck in a baby game...
KIARA LOVE
>>9963827Umisea was a must-watch, PekoKiara was very fun.
>>9960230I love this chikin thoughts
How broken is the speedrun of this game?
The con ended a lot quicker than I expected, I guess
>>9963871yes
>>9963383She can do it
You can do that?!
>>9959976Mine engorges herself with nuggies and red bulls.
>>9963861It was kino
Love Ame
>>99638610 cringe
>>9963383she will be
>>9963867right here, friend
AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE AME CUTE
Subaru doing a Oozora Police stream with HoloEN.Cringe? Kino? Cringekino?
>>9963861big improvement over the mario party one.
SEX
check this outhttps://streamable.com/gsgekypretty cute huh
>>9963871you missed the cute and funny global where anon posted like 20 lewd shark arts
Well, hopefully someone else recorded it because it was pretty nice. I'm gonna guarentee you all a vod tomorrow though. Hold me up to it.
>>9963877I'm assuming I'll need to keep translations onscreen for Umisea to appreciate even half of it, right? Or is even that not going to properly sell it and I'll need to wait for proper translators?
Why are there three ggg threads? I like Gaogaigar as much as the next person but show some restraint
>>9963827Both were kino as can be. Excellent collabs that were done back to back of each other.
>>9963861it was amazing and its more worth it to watch the whole stream vod than to find clips
Matsuri is cute!
>>9963861Gura cuteGura sexyGura cool
>>9963869AME CUTE.
Why isn't Ina streaming...
>>9963909Me too!
>>9963907Based Ayamy
such cat much fat
>>9962217Then leave. Noone's forcing you to be here.
>>9959976
>>9963903>>9959976Anon, our oshi loves whisky
>>9963403A Dallas con-goer slapped Gura in front of a YAGOO cosplayer.
>>9961542>>9961381>>9959911It kind of sucks because Myth did such a good job destroying all the low expectations, but then Council came along and sort of brought a lot of the aspects those people were originally worried about. Unfortunately, outrage culture has made people numb to it and handwaves it now as "no big deal"
>>9963915I'm going to punch Mumei in the face!
Fauuuuuna soon
>>9963871Why don't they just telephathically appoint one Anon to make the generals instead. Like every other split does.
>>9963937Sana is very cute
>>9963880very
>>9963944Kiara had a live TL, but honestly if you know the EN server well enough and watch Japanese holos you should pick up most of what's being said.
Ame brain...
>>9963951T. festival
>>9963941This guy >>9963504 also has a recording unless that's you.
There's very few feelings worse than feeling helpless...Is it weird if I go to medical school only so that I can saviourfag my oshi?
AME PLAY ACE COMBAT
>>9963909Nice
>>9963867Right here, Ayamefriend!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZU4PPmxNlohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKW2WgEoqpkWell we know how Ina accidently joined Kiara's stream that one time. Or was it the other way around?
>>9963880you abuse animation locks to gain spseed and invis platforms to skip sections it's actually absolutely disgusting in a good way. I'm not actually sure if obama skips have been used in the recent ones though but I haven't followed the scene in about a year
>>9963921real and true!
>>9963933Definitely kino. Subaru's eigo is pretty good.
https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1438885534294708224
>>9963941That's some nice bootleg VHS quality right there.
>>9963944Marine had A LOT of eng stuff prepared, you don't need liveTL but it can improve it. Most of the fun was them focusing on trying to communicate.
Try aiming ame
>>9963869>ame anon getting hours touching little hair timesSounds lewd. I'm in
(Big Converting Voice) UUUUU~
>>9963960Nigger don't bring shitty posts across threads
>>9963988That's just SC baiting.
>>9963988>37.7That's not a fever Rushia.
WHERE IS OLLIE YABS HARDERIF OLLIE YABS HARDER HAS NOT BEEN POSTED ANONS SHOULD BE ASKING WHERE IS OLLIE YABS HARDER
>>9963946we have a long-term retard that makes early threads (and repeats the same shitty images a lot, too), and acquired an additional retard recently as well.
>>9963985Don't you have a rape dungeon to run?
>>9963938Yeah, with me!
>>9963876AND LUST
Is Gura cute?
>>9963944If you want TL watch Aqua perspective, but no, Marine speak English like 60% of the time and the japanese is elementary lvl.
>>9959709>>9963909>>9963956>>9963992>low resolution is funny xD
>>9963861The entire stream was amazing and 98% of it will be clipped so just watch the entire thing instead.
>>9964003No one ever really talks about it, but Subaru did do a homestay like Haachama, but she did hers in Canada. Her english has to be decent enough.
So is it best she goes the Ina route? This isn't a rrat, at least right now this woman outright hates superchats
>>9963941How was the moderator? How was the Q&A segment? I'm planning on being at tomorrow's session so I'm curious how things went for today's.
>>9963987Not me, but thank menhera>>9964010I was far away, Ill pick a better seat next time
>>9963988>37.7 That's just 1 degree above normal temperature.
Kiara why must you so consistently let me down, the stream was so nice before you shot yourself in the foot.
>>9964026It is in Japan, people will think you have ebola if you show 37.7
>>9964038This is true!
>>9963880on the original you would use certain xboxs to take advantage of faster load times but have to dirty your disk so you could perform a glitch where you pause and unpause to clip through gates.
>>9964032i dont run
>>9964038
>>9964040Hard to tell, would need more images to come to a conclusion.
>>9964045Clippers must of been so happy today
>>9963907I can definitely see what Nabi is talking about when it comes to that design. She's great. And Ayamy is based
>>9964025Anon she was born without sufficient blood supply to her brain, was her birth also SC baiting?
>>9963876SO MUCH LOVE AND LUST
>>9964040NoShe’s the cutest
>>9964057I don't think she hates superchats themselves, I think she doesn't know what to do with them and she hates that.
>>9964040
Good lord.... Mermaid man's voice...
>>9963988alright this is the kind of shit that you keep to yourself and don't post about on social mediaotherwise it just looks like SC baitgod GFE is so disgusting
>>9964060I'm not complaining, just a funny observation. It brings me nostalgia.
>>9964047Subaru's only ever really talked about it once.
>>9964057Ah yes she "hates" it
Holy shit that's a bad voice actor for mermaid man, sounds like a college kid
>>9964057I missed the Q&A, what's this about Mumei hating SCs?
>>9963907Kakage...
>>9964053YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THIS IS WHY I COME TO THIS FUCKING THREAD
>>9964040Gura is pretty cute
I've found him...
GO AME GO
>>9963988Rushia is so cute.I hope she feels better soon
Guys I missed both Minecraft collabs last night because I had friends over.They're great guys, but they're still here and I wanna watch the collabs...
This voice acting is awful
>>9964119Go back.
ames ngmi...
>>9964146I want that Ina.
>>9964125She doesn't, she baited SC like a pro.
So their favorite genre of games areAme = PlatformGura = RhythmicKiara = RPGIna = AdventureCalliope = ?????????Irys = ??????????
>>9964053What a fuckin banger
Did no one really make a soundpost out of risu becoming sex yesterday?
>>9964146I still like that Kiara with a burger.
https://twitter.com/huntgbunt/status/1439003286372237312
>>9964009Jesus Christ, Ollie.
>>9963827https://streamable.com/g8iuwsIt's safe to say Kiara can now hold her own banter with Pekora successfully
>>9964146Kenzokus look like that?
>>9964096Concernfagging + SC ON=SC baiting.Also, do a bypass surgery already, it is very safe.
>>9963933>>9964003>>9964047DUCK CUTE AND HER EIGO JOZU
>>9964162>>9964038I'm retarded
>>9964057It would make sense for her to be following the Ina route considering she's a Tako.
>>9964047I've seen it brought up quite a bit, due to it apparently being an awful experience.
>>9964146I want that Ina so I can cum on itit would be my designated cum pad
>>9964146>that ame artsweet jesus
I miss Ina
>>9964189
>>9964158Well his VA is dead, it's not like Mr. Krabs where they were just too lazy to get the real VA.
>>9964146
>>9964125
>>9964146>Every EN besides KiaraKiar...
>>9963861it was really good
>>9963988This is why Rushia needs to just get an apartment right next to Kanata and Coco and Suisei.
>>9964146Goora pizza...
>>9964125Just hates reading hundreds of them
>>9964146I want that Kiara art framed
SHE DID IT
FIRST TRY
Can you feel the crunchiness?
>>9964152you should kiss them
>>9964189Damn, i might become a deadbeat
>>9964224based blindbro
Nice Ame
>>9964224Anon, your eye reps...
She did it!
>>9964160cuckposters are pathetic projecting faggots but when I see this shit I can't help but agree with them
>>9964173change ame to fps
>>9964057She is going the Ame route
>>9964192“There is no need to be upset”
>>9964146>That Ame.
>>9964213
>>9964125Would rather have sex with her dog then read them
>>9964224Blindchama...
>>9964224blindchama...
>>9964222You've saved me 30 bucks.
>>99641895'6 amazoness...
>>9964224Anon... look the left.
>>9964189That's a man. My dad.
>>9964146I'd buy that Gura and Megumin.
>>9964125She realises just autistically reading out names is a waste of time but doesn't know what else to do with themThe "baiting" people are referring to was just her saying "sending more superchats won't get me a new microphone any faster" and if they think that's bait they really haven't watched many streams
http://poal.me/4tym2ehttp://poal.me/4tym2ehttp://poal.me/4tym2ehttp://poal.me/4tym2e
I became a porn addict since watching vtubers.
Gura's voice is always cuter when she's nervous. How do we get her to be nervous all the time?
>>9964279
>>9963988god she's SO fucking good at manipulating her fanbase. She should've became a politician or something
>>9964224>[Deleted]
>>9964189hey alright
>>9964244
>>9964105kek
>>9964281Animal is a female...
>>9964224Don't hide now you little shit
>>9964279Imagine the stench after eating bread!
>>9963961>>Goods>Okayu's happy to see that not only are the full sets selling a lot, but a good amount of people are also just buying the voice pack. Certainly there might be people that have others around the house who would make it awkward if they saw her dakimakura cover. She also sees people who are talking about giving it the bed while they take the floor; it'd be better if you just hugged it! Thanks for enjoying the voice pack so much! Okayu tried really hard to make the onigiryaa's hearts go kyun. She also wants to drag out the people who say Okayu isn't gachikoi material, and make them know defeat. She wants to hear their curses of frustration.Your oshi is funny.
>>9964224You cannot hide your shame
>>9964310
>>9964303don't some holos tweet out an image with their names or something
>>9964224>deletedOh come on now anon... use your eyes next time
>>9964057Don't even care about the roommate shit, but she comes off as cunt to me. I don't like her personality.
>>9964311Have Ame kiss her on the lips
>>9964146I-is no one gonna mention the abomination of a haircut on the left ?
>>9963867Right here!
>>9964146heh
>>9964224lmao faggot
>>9964146I'm supposed to be focusing on the holos but Shuten with a banana has my dick's full attention
>>9964059>How was the moderator?Isn't it literally the same guy every panel?
>>9964224this little bitch
>>9964310Opposite for me. Since getting into Vtubers I fap far less.
>>9964189be honest, can you beat Calliope (forma real) in a fight?
>still doing worms collabI thought Gura hated it
>>9964353Nijien3 auditions are open, never give up!
Worms bros we still have hope
>>9964353She does seem kind of prickly. Weirdly aggressive. It's always off-putting when she's trying to be so cute then suddenly the thorns appear
>>9964224
WORMS COLLAB STILL ON
WORMS IS STILL ON THE TABLE.
>>9964204Wouldn't it say something negative about a person's worldview if they turned SC off every time they tried to reach out?I know cynicism is the default a lot of the time, and that a lot of people jump to the conclusion you make, but Uruha "I always believe people when they tell me something" Rushia isn't exactly default
>>9964355They're in Dallas.
WORMS COLLAB IS STILL ON
>>9964387Easily
>>9964264Ame only plays fps as adrenaline fixes
>worms
>Worms collab still liveGet fucked Ina
[Ame Update] Ame is not allergic to bread as confirmed by her bread test
>>9964173Calliope = RPGM/MetroidvaniaIrys = Adventure
Ame ate the bread...
>>9963907Holy based.
Ame stop eating bread for god sake...
Ame isn't a CeliacLet's gooooooooo
[good news]
>>9964146>that mori cosplayer
>>9964224rrat: it was actually a meido who deleted this to humiliate this anon further
SHE CAN EAT BREAD NOW
>>9964219He was still alive when the game originally released. Didn't play the role then either.Don't know why.
>>9964310>>9964380Ive fapped less but ive also gotten more fetishes?
Ame can eat bread!
>>9964339>She also wants to drag out the people who say Okayu isn't gachikoi material, and make them know defeat.based
>>9964387I'd let her win
THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO AME?
breadson is back
>>9964344I only remember Watame doing that once. That would honestly be more weird than just not reading them at all
WHY DOES SHE KEEP EATING BREAD
What?!
THE PANERA BREAD IS BACK
>Gluten intolerance>Still eats breadAme.....
>Ame isn't actually allergic to glutenWHAT DOES IT MEAN???
>>9964396threadreader
>NOT BEING DEATHLY SICK MEANS I CAN GORGE MYSELF ON BREAD RIGHT???No Ame. It does not.
https://twitter.com/shiranuiflareI think flare is excited about deltarune 2
>>9964387with my penis
Uhhh Ame?This sounds weird, you had edemas, rashes and other shit
>fish oilImagine the smell of her burps...
Ame Jesus Christ, you've been sick for half a fucking year
Ame's gonna be able to eat delicious bread with Myth when she travels to Japan now!
im gonna vomit if someone posts another 3dpd from the confuck off
>It wasn't bread all alongThanks for bringing my oshi bread dumbasses
Wait so, it wasn't Celiac, and she needs fish oil supplements.What condition did she have? Some vitamin deficiency?
>>9964398I think that’s pretty hot personally.
CONSUME THE BREAD
>>9964424I'll take "shit I already knew" for 500, Alex.
>Sick for a little bit. Ame, you've been sick on and off for months.
APOLOGIZE
IT'S NOT THE BREAD.
>>9964431>>9964436Fucking captcha beat me to it
CHATI ATE THE BREAD
>>9964146I'd buy that Gura pizza print.. FUCK I hope once the convention in my city opens again I can get some nice Gura art
So what made lobster Ame then???
>>9964307My daugtherfu is not for sexual.
>>9964397>>9964401>>9964403>>9964409>>9964416>>9964417
>take fishoil instead of eating fish burgers lole
ALLERGIC TO WHEAT OR YEAST STOP EATING BREAD WOMAN
>>9964375Is it? Huh, didn't realize they'd have the same guy all over the country for these.
>might still have a wheat allergy>instantly eats breadame...
>>9964444DEEZ NUTS
>>9964466Bro so am I, I'm about to peace out of this thread so hard, good taste flare
I think it might be something in her house
SHE HAS TO TAKE FISH OILSHE HAS TO EAT GURAS PUSSY EVERYDAYJUST MOVE IN TOGETHER ITS A SYMBIOTIC RELQATIONSHIP GURA WILL STAY ALIVE AND AME WILL STAY ALIVE JSUT HAVE SEX EVERY MOMENT AHHAHAHA
>>9964457T....Tony?
>>9964253>>9964257>>9964282>>9964283>>9964292>>9964322>>9964331>>9964341>>9964345>>9964352>>9964359>>9964378>>9964399>>9964434Fuck off you faggots, she blended into the background with the other drawings.
>>9964487You know what? You're still empty carbs, fuck off
>>9964457The unity chad
>>9964374is this the calm before the storm?
when will Fauna do an icecream eating stream
>>9964487FUCK YOU BREAD
>>9964189>are we doing barbecue because we're in texas?I know there were some people that went she's doing bbq because she's a dad but in reality she's just unapologetically Texan
>>9964204Before this anon causes a medical emergency for some retard here, no, you can't replace a missing artery with a bypass.
>>9964520All me.
>>9963973I don't think it's a coincidence that Myth resembles a JP gen in terms of having shut in hikkis and menheras. Council likely had different people in charge of scouting and the result was a bunch of opportunists and boring normalfags hopping on the latest trend. Oh and nepotism, which Myth was only spared due to being the first gen of a new branch to be fair.
>>9964499
>>9964499AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>9964396Based retard
>>9964520
>>9964532Fish oil
>>9964520all me
>>9964518>You will never squeeze Gura's lips and suck the fish oil.
>>9964520But don't delete your post fag
>>9964520Get better eyes fagAlso all me
Ame debu
>>9964520anon, you could have just said you were pretending to be retarded for (you)s....
>ame wants super comments instead of super chatswhat level of lex luthor is this?
Ame is gonna get sick again next week.
RATE THE STREAM
bros...
So Ame has no stream tomorrow, just the convention?
>Ame wants to do worms>Gura wants to do watchalongTHEY WILL ______???
>>9964457>>9964519>>9964522https://twitter.com/imbadatnames2/status/1439023294712369159not him, still seems like a cool guy
>>9964524
>>9964518based
>>9964520Me and my smart fridges will always be ready to make fun of your next mistake, faggot.
>>9964520Anon... your damage control reps...
>>9964500Seafood is disgusting. Why should I eat slimey fish which swim in piss and shit when I can just pop one pill a day and it's the same.
>>9964499These 3 almost choked my oshi to death...
Will she say the line?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n8kwhm1tHQ
She's gone again...
Fish oil is code word for oily sex with Gura
>>9963988Just take a benadryl
>>9964263zoom zoom
Ame ame ame...
>>9964571She ate bread/10
Why are none of the EN girls subscribed to Kiara?
>>9964358yab
i miss fauna...
>>9964026>>9964072i feel miserable with anything higher than 37.3
ame kek
>>9964539Well ironically, the Nepotism hire is the one I like the most, so I guess I can't complain about that.
>>9963973>>9964539Here's your pity (You) so you don't need to reply to yourself again, retard who hasn't watched any EN2 streams
>>9964520Confucius say when you make stupid post just leave thread, jack off and pretend it never happened.
>>9964577do a watchalong while playing worms you silly faggit
>>9964520whyd you delete it then
I miss Ame...
>>9964405You can talk to your audience without SC & if you do need the money just say it honestly.Just because most streamers are SC baiting doesn't mean it is good, just means most people are greedy.
>>9964566Not falling for her bait
>>9964263Shut up faggot. You're just jealous your oshi would never look to her fans for comfort and support when sick.
>she missed itAME NO
Any Dallas anon recorded the panel?
>>9964619Wait, what?
>>9963907Based Ayamymama
>>9964577not coordinate!
>>9964571Ame is cuter than usual/10
Wait, where'd all the streams go?
OKAY WHO THE FUCK INVENTED BREAD, WE NEED TO TALK
>>9964566i sent her one a while ago when SC was off all the time, but it was just... sitting there forever and i didn't like it so i deleted it after a couple of days.
*slaps your oshis ass and enters her throat*WDYD?
>>9964571I missed her a lot, glad she's doing alright now!/10
>>9964119Fandead are beyond pathetic. Imagine thinking you need to saviorfag a millionaire who has thousands of people shoving money in her face every time she streams.
>>9964638>implying that's the same anon and not some guy who just saw an opportunity to get free (You)s
>>9964571Really really really cute/10
the lack of ame is making me go insane, is think how ayamefags feel everyday
Imagine how much bread she's about to eatSo wait, why DID she turn into a lobster then?
>>9964638Quality sound post sana friend.
[Sad News] Ame didn't get dubs on her stream length
>>9964679but all yous are free
I miss Fauna...
>>9964619OBS HATE
>>9964692v*x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n8kwhm1tHQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n8kwhm1tHQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n8kwhm1tHQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n8kwhm1tHQ
>>9964692It's probably something in her house.
>>9964571I'm so happy to have her back
>>9964619my autistic wife
>>9964657Ame has severe ending timestamp autism and I'm afraid it's incurable.
>>9964571BREAD LOVE/10
why did ame leave?
>>9964571I can't believe its not bread/10
>>9964566When I SC her I almost always ask questions and she almost always answers them. Superthanks is pointless for me.
>>9964717that was pre-vax
Special delivery for Watson Amelia
>>9964424She's been huffing termite dust instead
>>9964692Don't know yet, she's taking regular allergen tests now.
>>9964599enjoy tasting rancid fish all day
>9964708FUCK YOU, PAY ME
>a doctor gave her permission to eat breadAME MY TUMMY HURTS FOREVER LETS GOOOOO
>>9964571GREAT BARRIER REEF/10
Miko is going to play Max Payne 3 because she's a big rockstar fanhttps://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1420849152087322624https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1420849152087322624https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1420849152087322624
>going to eat a shitton of bread simply because it's not going to literally kill her>she'll cancel Dallas appearance tomorrow because tummy hortWorst timeline
>>9964716oh shit Peko GTA? very cool
These are the average hololive fans. Thoughts?
>>9963867https://files.catbox.moe/bdcgwf.png
>>9964571>I feel bad after I eat bread products>doctor tells me I don't have celiacs disease>that means I can eat all the bread I want!10/10 I love Ame.
>>9964604WHO THE FUCK IS USADA PEKORA
>>9964692When you get these tests it doesnt tell you with certainty whether or not you have an allergy. It's probably more like "you have a low risk of X" and the retards just tell you "you aren't allergic to X"
What are some movies you want hololivers to watch?I want Ame and Gura to watch Redline.
>>9964664AMELIA WATSON PIONEERED BREAD
I can't stop looking at these. This guy doesn't make it easy.
why are Texans so fat and ugly?
>>9964769Gunna fuck a tako
>>9964692Shes allergic to dogs
>>9964749thought he meant the arm swelling
>>9964692lobster is her true form and they're trying to diagnose the wrong thing
>>9964716>delayed TF2 to make a thumbnail>GTA thumbnail is just box art
>>9964769All me
>>9964769Bro, that Takochi is extra THICC
>>9964721So the doctor visit was pretty much useless then and she's about to get a violent allergy again>>9964757Is she? I don't think she said she had allergen tests planned, just that she "should"
>>9964571bread/10
>>9963907What did Pochi say?
Does anyone have the " yellow monkey superchat" screenshot
>>9964692Food infection caused by moldy bread, the retard thought she could eat it if she cut off the moldy part.
>>9964742You are the reason empty SCs are based
ANON MY SHED BURNT DOWN LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>9964339My decision to buy her daki just keeps getting better and better.
>>9964758Brand new whip for these niggas like slavery
>>9964804
>>9964769Wish that Kiara cosplayer got her outfit in time. She was pretty cute.
>>9964769Nice try, THIS is the average fan
>>9964769Why are Ina cosplayers always the most SEX filled?
>https://twitter.com/swdrk_/status/1438542734625677330/photo/1When are we getting the Myth idol outfits...
>>9964769they cute
>>9964716Masterful thumbnail, peko.
>>9964571caneatbreadagain/10
>>9964767She'll be on the toilet the whole time, but she will be there.
>>9963907moge moge moge mogehttps://files.catbox.moe/5qxtq6.webm
>>9964793It depresses me that this is Gura's first con stream, that might be the most unflattering group of people out of any con so far.
>>9964782The Nice Guys with Mori and Ame. Imagine the fanart
>>9964806Yes, if she continues to do as she has been.. whatever the true issue will kick her ass again. Doom will flow forth - unstoppable, endless.
>>9964754SANA NO
>>9964756NTA but I have never tasted a fish pill in my life and I take one every day, try taking supplements with your meal and not having horrible indigestion from eating a pound of bread
>>9964769still can't believe traveler anon possibly hooked up with one these women
>>9964824...y-you can't? I've been doing that for 30 years...
>>9963907Ayamy understands
>>9964782Still holding out for Kiara watching the Last Unicorn
>>9964854
>>9964692Lack of fish fat.Which is why she needs to eat fish oil.
>>9964796>a HERfagholy shit, like clockwork
>>9964845i hope they mix it up a bit for IDs and ENsEach branch has its own look
>>9964646>You can talk to your audience without SC & if you do need the money just say it honestlyDoesn't this require having the cognizance to turn it off first?Also, she posts like this often on a place that was private for months...Anonchama, the world isn't as black as you think it is
>>9964858Would it depress you less if it that room was full of male models?
>>9964762Fuck you, I'm gonna replay Max Payne 3 now.I kinda want MP4, third one has very nice and addicting gunplay and I want more. But bring Sam Lake to write it.
>>9964882Ame...
>>9964769That amelia has SOUL
>>9964799oedema
>>9964834
>>9964882OJISAN LOVE
>>9964863never seen this movie but the poster makes me want this collab right now
>>9964026>>9964075>>9964072>A child has a fever when her armpit (axillary) temperature is 37.5°C (99.5°F) or higher.
https://youtu.be/bhBxq6PBeeoPart of the con
>>9964882Anon the part you can see isn't all of it...
>>9964893How does that make you a lobster...
>>9964799that was way after vax
>>9964674Not enough money to not have constant medical issues, apparently
>>9964769>Gura wearing Ame's skirt.THEY ARE
>>9964619>time traveller can't even tell time correctlyame...
>>9964716Online or Campaign?
>>9964919It's a fucking excellent movie. The threads would be amazing too
>>9964769INA'S GIANT ASS
>>9964837only the Kiara looks good
>>9963869>deadbeats tummy streamDeadbeats!?
>>9964882You can't, mold leaves micro toxins in the food.
>>9964769Man, Boston really was the peak of the con arc for the thread, the last one is going to have its work cut out for it
>>9963907oh yeah I could watch this now in dead hours
>>9964894...I'm not buying from a fucking HERfag. Thanks for saving me dozens.
>>9964769I want to gape that takos asshole
>>9964854God I wish youtube would allow Mel to be at full power
Why are people reposting the cosplayers from the last convention?Were there really no decent cosplays in Dallas?
>>9964922based
>>9964943>kronii is already fucking around with Ame's timetravel powers
>>9963907>>9964819Pochi: Her image of Reine is a seiso onee-san, so she tried to make her sexy without overdoing it.Nana: Ayame's distinctive features are her fangs and dog-like mouth.
>>9964922Based
Wait, why can Amelia eat bread now? I thought she had some celiac gluten issue.
>>9964956THE SHINITUMMYDO YOU KNOW THE SHINITUMMY?
>>9964692Carcinisation. She is evolving
>>9964904Anon, it's just a button, even Mumei can do it.
>>9964921She's not a child anon, and no her being a tiny Asian lady does not mean child rules apply eitherIf it's below 38 it's fucking nothing
If I fall asleep to ASMR, I'm not going to have any weird dreams involving Mother Nature...right?
>>9964922>the Q&A was done by fucking raising your hand for an hour straightDamn it, I was hoping they'd just form a line like at Boston. Seriously doubting I'll be able to ask my question now.
How do we feel about Mumei now?
>>9964938people are having side effects manifest from the vax months later
>>9964769Chicken...
>>9964998
>>9964894I just don't get it, I mean it's so needless. It's been a year now and she isn't even active as her roommate, what is wrong with people that they can't let shit go?
>>9964984Domo, I was going through the VOD to try to understand it myself
>>9964986She has some sort of intolerance? She just can't eat a lot of it I guess.
>>9965006Moomer cute.
Towife...
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1438828908237840385OVER OR UNDER (literally)Calli will climb higher than Gura.If I remember correctly, Gura wasn't able to make that jump marked in yellow.
weeeeeeeeee
>>9964845I really like the posing here it matches their personality>kiara girly and leaning into calli>Calli sitting like a stupid fucking masculine fucker (gap moe)>Hey Ina is there>Gura sitting like a child>Ame posing for attention looking as lady like as possible.
>>9965006mumme cute
>>9965010lol bullshit
>>9965006She wasn't lex luthor... she was Gawr Gura if Atlantis wasn't lost.
>>9964769Honestly? I'd suck off every last one of them.
>>9964986Tests say it isnt celiac. She needs further allergy testing.Whats really gunna happen? She wont do anything different and will lobster again. eta:1month(unless its some mold she is sleeping inside of)
>worked to herself to sickness on the anniversary stream>gorges herself on bread when told she might 'just' have gluten intolerance >started turning off SC againAme you fucking retardI missed her so much
>>9965011The last cosplayer didn’t have her costume ready on time
>>9964922>bu.bu.bubb... bob kyu bon!>thats a pokemon GuraI FUCKING LOVE THESE RETARDS LMAO
>>9964998Yeah...
>>9965071it's the termites
>>9965043She'll get higher than that.Not sure whether she'll get to the sewers
>>9964984Nice, Pochi definitely knows how to balance seiso and lewd.
>>9965006Her new q&a revealed that she has a darker more insidious side
>>9964998Is this how we defeat the Takodachis?We make them cringe out of existence?
>>9964935Fat deficiency can lead to many problems, anon.One of the possible cases is fat deficiency=low estrogen=retarded immune system.
>>9964919https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0axWohF50eo
>>9965006Still going strong on not watching her!
>>9965043I think she'll beat it in one sitting
>>9964769They need to lose some weight
>>9964986it was all self-diagnosed nonsense
I just realized that Sana is an anagram for NASA
>>9964984Kakage Kakage Kakage....
>>9964921>a childBazed and applicable because she has the constitution and the body of a fragile underdeveloped orphan
>>9965043I expect her to get further than that relatively quickly, if you actually apply yourself to learning the timing the first part of Jump King is easy.
amelia lives like a fucking degenerate theres a good chance her house probably has some mold problem that causes all her issues, i wouldnt doubt it if her window sills had black mold on them by the sounds of things
>>9965114No they don’t
>>9964922>That reaction to Mori liking Whataburger and Cane'sWhy are Burgers like this
>>9965077Can someone edit the Ame here to have the hand holding the cellphone pic that gets used in Ayame whoreposting?
>>9964830I loke how she was right about the separated audio lel>>Does Okayu like shota?>She prefers loli, if she had to choose, but she thinks shota are cute too. She liked little girls even when she was one herself. In middle school she only drew girls, usually from kindergarten to elementary school, with stockings and usually in school swimsuits too(though there were obviously some differences between what she drew at school or at home). She did eventually even out a bit in high school. Her baa-chan was completely fine with it too, just giving a slightly curious acknowledgment, rather than being taken aback. As long as Okayu explained what she was doing, like drawing kneesocks and focusing on the plumpness of the skindentation, Baa-chan would just go "Huh". Actually she was probably used to it, because her mother, Okayu's great grandma was a fujoshi herself. That and there was Hanaya Onee-san who taught Okayu about BL too. The entire bloodline seems to have something wrong with it. By the way, Okayu's baa-chan is a gamer, but not much of an otaku beyond that.Imagine your mom being a /y/fag
Based pizza cosplayeridk how to flip this shit on mobile
>>9965119NICARAGUA
>>9964939>oh no i have a tiny fever please save me i'm dyinnngPathetic, even for fancucks
>>9965110You don't say? I would like to see that.
>>9965077They seem like good girls/
>>9965114These are a 7.5/10 in America.
>>9965096You wish. The only cringe I can't handle is that kingdom hearts fight in the parking lot or PLmD_69pXpk
>>9965147>he hasn't had Whataburger or Cane's
>>9965160BASED COSPLAY
>>9965160nice shoes
>>9965002Good way to filter fat spergs maybe?
>>9965113It's from the doctor, actually.
>>9965160based
>>9965160Woah fucking BASEDMad respect for Holostars cosplay.
>>9965160Holy shit, good for Pizza Papa
>>9965002Sit on the edge seats tomorrow, you'll probably have a better chance, Otherwise, I need you do updates and I'll record
>>9965043Wasn't gura in her depressed with 0 sleep state?
>>9965160Based.
>>9965160niiice
>>9965160NICE
>>9965071Amelia is pregnant with a mold baby like RE8, hence tummy hort
>>9964882Mold isn't parasitic like bacteria. It won't cause infections. It's bad for you because it shits something called mycotoxins into the food it grows on. Mycotoxins are, well, toxic. They pump your food full of literal poison. Cutting off the mold does nothing; the damage has already been done.
>>9965160>unironic homo>rare example of a presentable male physiqueOf course
dozo
>>9965160uhhh based? Someone better send this to arupapa.
>>9964998Ina's battlecry just being her name makes her sound like a pokemon
>>9965160Damn Italians look like THAT?
>>9965160>idk how to flip this shit on mobilejfc nigga every phone has basic image editing tools, get it together
>>9965096i think her bad acting is cute. i'm too far gone.
>>9965160Absolutely based. He'd be really happy if he saw that actually, tweet it at him.
>>9965006I can't get a feel for her honestly. I'm going to give her another shot probably in a couple months. Somehow I wasn't expecting Fauna to be the best one out of the bunch.
>>9965224>all those foot fungus lung infection memes were fakesay it aint so...
>>9965119HAKOS is an anagram for KHAOS
>>9964444She could have gluten sensitivity (common), or be allergic to wheat (rare). But bread is actually bad for literally everyone: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4809873/>in all of us, bread (1) makes the gut more permeable and can thus encourage the migration of food particles to sites where they are not expected, prompting the immune system to attack both these particles and brain-relevant substances that resemble them, and (2) releases opioid-like compounds, capable of causing mental derangement if they make it to the brain. Celiac disease is an autoimmune condition where the antibodies your body produces
>>9964998>shaaarkfunniest shit I heard in my life
>>9964782think Ame's said she's already seen redline enough so she probably wouldn't do a watchalong, but who know
>>9965160Respectable
>>9965006Still not interested. Ask again in Six months
>>9964986>>9965071Celiac is not an allergy, she said the doctor said she could still be allergic to wheat.
>>9965160Besides looking great, this nigga was a homie btw, every bit as classy as the real papa
>>9965251There is parasitic fungus, but the mold that grows on bread isn't.
>>9965252I WILL KILL HAKOS
On average, teamates have the largest penises of all the fanbases
>>9965238It's fine in the phone gallery, just flip it yourself>>9965241Alright, but you better not make fun of me
>>9965160>dress like pizzadad>be in Texas>don't have a gun
>>9965146Anon, inhaling mold won't cause a full body inflamation.
>>9965201>saw a doctor>didn't have insurance>waited to have insurance to do a blood test>blood test said not allergicogey
>>9965285
>>9965140
>>9965045>Calli sitting like a stupid fucking masculine fucker (gap moe)There is one (1) masculine way to sit with your legs crossed and that is not it. If I see a dude sitting like that I immediately assume he's a fag.
>>9965285evidence?
>>9965021>>9964967mostly a jork, that art was the first Gura he made so it's about a year old
>>9965071I was sure it wasn't Celiac, I have Celiac and I have to spend hours in the bathroom if I eat wheat.
>says to give her money through supercringe comments>doesn't have them turned onAme...
>>9965285Objectively false
>>9965160I hope this dude tagged Aruran on Twitter. He would fucking LOVE this
https://twitter.com/m_lil_02/status/1437617242527567877https://twitter.com/mukiyausamifu87/status/1438519535984779276https://twitter.com/ReLaBOfficial/status/1429047677400936455Prepare to see the next wave of the collar style meme amongst vtubers.
>>9965299Ame is just brilliant
Hey gurls, I was out shopping all day, and I just got here heyo!I wanna hear ALL the new deets about those skanks, Ame, Ina, and...ugh...Mei.Spill, bitches, haha!
>>9965266That's cool to hear, conbud
>>9959709tak thred
>>9965229that rrat doesn't look ogey
>>9965220Yes, It is my mold baby. I am the mold growing inside her bed. I am inside of her.
>>9965291if she's allergic to the mold, tho
>>9965285we're gonna need a poll
>>9964654I did and I just got home. Transferring to my PC and editing it rn. I'm also not the same anon that posted in GGG, so we'll see who has the superior recording
>>9965304>he doesn't protect his balls in public in case some random crackhead decides to try and nut-tap him
>>9965304Anon chama..... her legs aren't crossed
>>9964922kek, Mori talking about her neverending MCR phase
>>9965298You need to eat a small amount of allergen before the blood test. Jesus, do you even know what you're talking about?
I have a request to soundpost makers:Could you please upload the original video to catbox, instead of just the audio track? It makes it much easier to get the original, instead of having to stitch the sound and audio back together using ffmpeg
>>9965336tak is so funny i love him
>>9965290Aren't guns banned at conventions because it can be hard to differentiate cosplay guns from real ones at a distance?
will he ever be free......
>>9965253I will continue to consume sourdough bread and strengthen my gut biome, you can't stop me.
>>9965345Just don't upload a 8GB grainy 40-minute video to mega that requires a cooldown to download, onegai
>>9965291The inflammation is an immune system response. The cause is something that's triggering her immune system, and what do you know, parasitic mold eating the drywall of your house from the inside happens to be very good at whipping your immune system into a frenzy.
>>9965348Never mind Im drunk as fuck and though inas leg was moris.
>>9965229itadakimasu
>>9965319
>want to superchat>can't afford superchat
>>9965315Yeah most anons were like, no ame please go get a comprehensive allergy test...but we are probably a month or two away from that sadly.
>>9965348I think you’re confusing one of Ina’s legs for Mori’s.
>>9965285as a chumbud, i can confirm i have a very small penis
>>9965348How does a blind person use this website?
>>9965355it takes longer to load and makes the audio choppy sometimes
>>9965368I'm compressing it. You don't need 1080p to look at a recording of a projector
>>9965330not hololive related and Ame didnt start it so it wont stick
>>9965355>Please help us kill catbox fasterCan we not? If you want to archive sound posts locally, just script it or something.
>>9965333>not even paying to get rid of the watermarks
>>9965311It was either I gripped my conviction or I lost a hundred bucks on buying everything for unity. I'm fine waiting for official stuff and going with the former
>>9964882don't listen to them, anon, i do the same thingbread has to be pretty moldy before it gives you a tummy ache
>>9965377I'm gonna post the webm
>>9965330Not gunna lie I wanna see Noel use those arms.
>>9965290>guns at a convention
>>9965383just enjoy
Just done watching te pekotori collab, they have nice back and forward, also how hard did /hlgg rage when she gifted peko the elitra?
>>9965359Wait I can't bring my colt to a convention?!
>>9965347I don't live in a shithole>>9965348>>9965372It's cool, took me several looks to realize whose legs belonged to who as well. It's a real Last Supper type deal.
Is it just me or is superthanks not enabled for Ame's VOD? Or does it have to wait for the VOD to process.
>>9965253>mental derangement
I really can't tell if Ame actually hates her chat or not. She talks to her viewers like children and makes fun of them, yet she also puts out really great stuff like Fish Tank and HoloEN anniversary special
>>9965405Watermarked stock images have more SOVL.
>>9965404oh finally a proper verison
>>9965389>>9965391Ive been drinking
>>9965371or termites eating the wood of her house.
Cute, Gura sounded really excited wanting to do a live concert at a con
>>9965319Good ol, ameway
>>9965345Give me a (you) when you do, thanks.
>>9965445her chat likes it
>>9965359>>9965421That's the joke.Now let my Oshi carry a gun.
>>9965431Leave your horse at home. Cant have it go all horse crazy on the cosplayers
>>9965402How will this kill catbox faster?Catbox know their service gets used in a lot of places
>>9965285How can that be true when this is the average Takodachi?
>>9965359Yes.
>>9965461Its kinda amazing how fucked shes getting on the PS5. but also clap clap[
>>9965461crap crap
>>9965445its just banter, teamates do the exact same back.
>>9965428It was a collective kneeling more like.
>>9965285As the chumbud with the biggest proven, I disagreet. tribute_2.png tribute_3.webm tribute_4.webm tribute_5.webm tribute_6.png
>>9965405>Spending money on low-effort shitpostwhy anyone do that?
>>9965456Okay now THAT is something I would pay hundreds of dollars and travel cross country for
>>9965479everytime I see one of the skin suits I always assume its a guy wearing it
>>9965253>>9965441this explains so much
>>9965160Fucking based
>>9965484You can’t lie, we’ve all seen the leaked t4 videos
>>9965428none, everyone that work hard for an elytra got one already os it is fine.
>>9965253>Antibodies against gluten have been found much more often in schizophrenia and autism patients than in the general population or in controls, a result that has been replicated repeatedly (Jackson et al., 2012a). Some figures are stunning, such as a reported presence of antibodies against gluten in 87% of unmedicated autistic children vs. 1% of normal children (Cade et al., 2000).what the fuck, is bread literally biological warfare against autists and schizos
>>9965431Yes, so that Ocelot cosplayer can twirl his Single Action Armies. Trust me, it's worth it.
>>9965341>>9965371Then she will have a lung disease instead, not inflammation. You think mold spores can easily enter your blood system thru the respiratory system?
>>9965495One day Suisei, you'll get back the Russian throne and lead the motherland to the golden age.
>>9965456I've never been to an anime con but I would go.
>>9965503I bet mine is bigger
>>9965160that's good shit
Man I’m not even at the con but I’m still smiling watching the recording of these two dorks, they did really well
>>9965160Holy based
>>9965445Okay you are probably going to get called out as an ESL who can't understand banter. But as an non-ESL who has watching Ame since debut I can safely say that 98% she's just bantering with chat but there are few rare moments when she's in a super shitty mood and uses chat as a punching bag.
Just got home I need the latest Gawr Gura deets
>>9965445>the more I like you, the more likely I am to make fun of you
>>9965526Those were Ikas, I swear
>>9964922damn, they're cute as fuck
Ame is missing fish oil...She could just eat out Gura's cunny for that.
>>9965542Hololive just found their new way to filter possible hires
>>9964906no, cause i'd be among them
>>9965583stop posting these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6RkC8hlaMk get your ears cleaned orhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qhw9dGnobg watch subaru
Tips on how to improve your hololive experienceTip #1
>>9965372I think that's understandable, their skirts blend together and their left legs look identical aside from a slight colour difference in the boot
A cute Mama is offering a free oil massage of your ears shortly. Please consider taking her up on her offer.https://youtu.be/j6RkC8hlaMk
>>9964189I still want to fuck the daylights out of every Mori cosplayer.
>>9965456this shit is out of control
>>9965589They aren't...
>>9965555Not like it matters for Gura's size, a 4 inch dicklet can probably reach her cervix
>>9965583keep posting these
>>9965589Thats a good point. Gura leaks fish oil
>>9965445It's called tardwrangling and filtering. Her chat was borderline unusable for the first few months. First she got rid of the people using pre-chat as their playground. Then she culled the people using SCes to highlight their messages. After that she got rid of the people only looking to concernfag/groom and/or people only looking for "GFE". Now the only people left are the people that enjoy the bantz, newcomers, or people that can't stop watching streams.
>>9965445Ame hates her chat but loves her members and realizes that they get mixed in with the unwashed throngs when she does public streams
>>9965605Why would I want oily ears
>>9965596>gagging OmegaAlpha...My dick...
I love Fauna...
>>9965362Do you seriously think any of the life in your starter survives 500 degrees in the oven?
>>9965593I will do neither of these things and take my leave until Mori starts.
>>9965345Update, rendering it out. 40 minutes, 1615 MB. Mega should be good enough for this, right?
>>9965583limit posting these
>>9964991Anon, YOU don't understand.Once when Rushia was playing Minecraft, she saw somebody in chat say the the stream had low framerate problemsUpon reading this, Rushia opened her settings and increased her Minecraft FPS cap, and then, in complete earnest, asking chat to tell her if that's better
>>9965596Tip #1 is actually "Stop reading /vt/"
FAUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Starting soon!https://youtu.be/j6RkC8hlaMk
>>9965583never post this ever again and I'll let you live
>>9965633It makes your brain tingle, maybe?
>>9965605I wonder when she will start some RP stuff, her yandere bit still my favorite
>>9965160Mad fuckin resp- hol up is that Macho Man Randy Savage in the background? OH YEAH!!!!
>>9965629>or people only looking for "GFE"Ame plays up her GFE though...
>Both Subaru and Fauna have a pinned comment that SC's won't be read in their streams
>>9965596>your Hololive experience consists of Twitter and not Youtube streamsgrim
>>9965624Sharks aren't oily, actually.
>pinned messageWhy does she hate money
>>9965596Tip #2look at this picture. Your welcome.
>>9965616Gura only deserves the biggest dick (mine)
>>9965669She can't help it
>>9965299Ame stop making rrats
>>9965665Pretty sure Yandere stuff is being saved for October. Won't deny I'm really looking forward to that too.
>Want to listen to Fauna ASMR but also am now too into listening Thrice - The Artist in the AmbulanceWhat do?
>>9965611What is? I got the timestamp herehttps://youtu.be/bhBxq6PBeeo?t=13m20s
>>9965651holy fuck this webm killed me
uuuuuu~
>>9965583reminds me of a news article i just read about aussie's getting arrested for having sex dolls that are too small
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6RkC8hlaMkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6RkC8hlaMkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6RkC8hlaMk
>>9965160How happy was he when you were the first person to recognize his cosplay?
>>9965583post these or don't at your own discretion
>>9965648please use whatever you like. i'll plan to post a rollup magnet of all the various clips and recordings after a while.
>>9965677They are when I smother them in olive oil on my plate
>>9965703>want to listen to her ASMR but also enjoying Deltarune Chapter 2 too muchHelp....
IM FUCKIUNG CREAMING
>>9965590Can Mumei eat bread? I know Ame and Gura can't.
>>9965006
Konfaunaaaaaa
and I'm hard already uuuuuuuuu~
>>9965704the con shit is out of control
>>9965098I see...just did a bit of reading on it.I hope she does do a more comprehensive test anyway just to make sure, but if that's really all it is then it isn't too bad, right?
>>9965637The bread bugs help the tummy bugs stay healthy, it's common sense. I will not listen to some quack doctor, who probably wants me on some high carb, low protein diet as well.
>>9965712Why are Aussies such pussies?
I feel bad for people that can't "feel" ASMR, or think they can but actually can't.Its good stuff.
>>9965651And now her Minecraft stream gets better! Why can't she do the same with the SC button? Oh right, because she is SC baiting.
>>9965006HELLO?
why does this green shite use "ASMR TRIGGERS" every time? it's fucking asmr it's obvious that it's going to have asmr stuff. why make it sound like it's going to be scientifically calculated and soulless?also SPEAK LOUDER BITCH
>>9965696the full pic is paizuri
>>9965724Deltarune for me. Fauna later.
oh shit my volume was low and i didn't know that was fauna in another tab it freaked me out
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>9965253I'll read it when I'm finished making a bacon sandwich
>>9965669I put in quotes because I'm mostly talking more about the constant headpats/reassurance/ feedback loop some chats have with their streamers. Teamates know when to tell Ame to shut the fuck up, even if one or two end up becoming schizos in the process. That's also filtering out the weak, in a way. The ones that fly too close to the sun are doomed to fall like the rest.
>>9964782Seems like more of a Mori movie.
>Playing Deltarune>Fauna's stream starts>In middle of battleI thought the enemies were making some strange noises lmao
>>9965669>Ame plays up her GFE though...That's her membership posts. She posts random stuff about her hobbies, and things she's doing at the time. Also shitty images and jokes she finds funny, which is fairly similar to the things a read GF would send you. I would know
>>9965551Ever heard of anaphylaxis from a bee sting? Localized antigens can cause a widespread allergic reaction.
>>9965747As somebody who likes adult woman with flat chests, Australia seems like hell to me.
>>9965764It's actually short for "ASMR Triggers (You)" and it's working as intended
watch Subaruhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qhw9dGnobg
This deer makes me feel relaxed and happy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qhw9dGnobg
>how can I be sure I can trust you
>>9965224>Cutting off the mold does nothing; the damage has already been done.Shit.....
>>9965790N E W Y O R K C I T Y
>>9965745That's the point. There are plenty of 0 carb things with actually living bugs that will live in your tummy and become your tummy bugs. If this is your goal you shouldn't be looking to bread.
W-what? I'm getting tingles from Fauna's ASMR but never for any other Holo?
>>9965445It's literally just banter
>>9965671>>9965683She reads them in a separate stream so that if you're sleeping you don't get woken up by her talking normally
>>9965729>>9965804So many soundposts can be created from that stream, fucking incredible
Thank god we're getting Fauna today.
>>9965764ASMR triggers is the right term. ASMR by itself means the sensation.
>>9965669No she's just really, really cute. Sometimes she gives out a kiss or whatever but I don't really think that alone qualifies.
are saplings fucking retarded. the audio is fine
>>9965811>>9965817>japanese
Rrat is gonna sing JP songs isn't she...
We hate that lying whore Fauna here
Is Ame's Spongebob VOD worth watching?
>>9965854>we
>>9965817Why is my sports manager (female) so fat?
>>9965353You really think she went to the doctor over a mild allergic reaction without insurance in the US and then refused to go get tested for allergies while red like a lobster because she didn't have insurance?
hey teamates
>>9965006boyfriend
uuuu is literally the most obnoxious chuuba sound I've ever had the pleasure of reading and never hearing
I'm the last IRyStocrat and I will kiss IRyS on the cheek, and make her pregnant from it
>>9965764ASMR trigger is the right terminology
How does Fauna not have a silent mouse? They exist. I have one. It's completely silent.
AAAAAH MY EAAAAARS
>>9965858These are idiots with $5 headphones
>>9965873sup ame
>>9965861shadow...
I've been feeling a bit too happy lately. Gimme your best sadposts
>>9965859Subaru has a great translator and she has topics written in english on her stream
https://youtu.be/bhBxq6PBeeo?t=20m30sTimestamp of Gura being extra cute talking about how chumbuddies are her home
>>9964882Kind of depends on the food. You're not supposed to for bread or produce. Apparently it's fine for dairy products like cheese.
>>9965862Yeah it's fun. She talked about how she was too and various other hololive related stuff.
https://twitter.com/shiranuiflare/status/1439027682541400065flare...
>>9965862I mean... It is what you think it is
>>9965804>>9965729After this stream yesterday I really want a Mori/Gura/Mumei/Kronii collab. The autismkino would be off the charts.
bros i swallowed a metal thing that came off my tooth that was holding my dental rubber band. i tried burping which i think was a grave mistake but i didn't notice it come out i am fucking going to die
>>9965862I thought it was pretty fun
>>9965858Just wait until we get memberships, these grays are too broke to have good gear.
>>9965865THERE IS NO WE
I mean... It's nice ASMR but I can barely understand her.
>>9965833I eat plenty of probiotics as it is, the sourdough is just another thing to help out.
>>9965877Sorry she's already pregnant with me.
>>9965862If you are a Teamate who really missed Ame than yes. If you are not than not really.
>>9965891we don't deserve this girl
>>9965865yeah, him and me
>>9965856>NoDid you not see the end of Ame's last outfit reveal stream?Have you not seen the image where it says the password is ILOVE AME?
>>9965804Perfectly cut
>>9965873yes?
>>9965804It could be an autism act, but a few more months of her doing stuff like that and I'll be convinced.
Which EN would order this?
>>9965905If only there was a 4 player We Were Here game
>>9965862If you're a teamate
>>9965920So you're...not even born yet?
>>9965907try poking your shit next time you take a dump, if it's not there go see a doctor
>>9965891If my heart was a house you'd be home...
>>9965889https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wenbMXfDfkA
>>9965920Are you posting from her womb, anon?
>>9965881i wish i could find a silent trackball i do have a silent mouse but it's cheap and has obnoxious rgb
>>9965006moomer cute
>>9965873Ame play Ace combat
>>9965881Why do you have a silent mouse? Didn't even know this was a thing. In any case, mouse clicks count as triggers too.
>ASMRtist>audio balance issues>cheapo ASMR micPlease tell me she'll get a Ku100 with her first paycheckShe's cute but its a bit low quality compared to pro ASMR
>>9965941me
What stream is that Bae numbers soundpost from?
A cute girl is cleaning me with a tissue!
>>9965253Me and my family have eaten bread almost every day for our entire lives...
>>9965963I think it was called 'there is no game'
>>9965873stop eating bread, bitch
>>9965891Fucking loves macdo
>>9965941_me
I gave Fauna money
Why are saplings in the chat fucking retarded? The sound is okay you dollar store headphone wearing ass
>>9965884I think they might be talking about the white noise but It's not that distracting
>>9965960Well she did she she wanted to.
Oil massage is literally handjob sounds by the way, don't blow your load too early anons
>Ame's casual outfit is pure sex>Ame's new outfit looks even better from the silhouetteNGMI
>>9965950>>9965956Yes.
>>9965929I mean sure, but if you're looking to her as "the GFE" streamer then you won't really get what you want.
>>9965960She explained why getting a ku wouldn't be an immediate upgrade and she's planning on asking for advice for it
>>9965889https://streamable.com/s9omgz
she's so cute bros...
>>9964692I want to take Ame on a date to Olive Garden and refuse to order her anything so that she is forced to eat unlimited breadsticks.
>>9965881You mean a trackpad or a touchpad?
>>9965915That's the best type of feeling. Like we're together in a bedroom whispering to each other as quietly as possible.
>>9965285Poals proved otherwise.
>>9965984Jesus, how much did she pee?
>>9965804Am I the only one who doesn't think this is autistics?It's just some girls being goofy...Also how can people call the stuff between Ame and Teamates "banter", yet call this autism/being actually retarded?
>>9965873Make Kiara to talk with Bandai Namco for Ace Combat permissions Ame
>>9965896>>9965901>>9965909>>9965922>>9965948Thank you, friends, I shall now proceed to do my VOD reps because ASMR thing freaks me out even if I do like Fauna
>>9965941meI really fucking miss Portilos man, food was good enough to make the long ass line worth it.
>>9965996Handjobs do NOT sound like that.
>>9965959I'm a streamer and hearing clicks on my vods triggers my autism. Silent keyboard as well.
>>9965990Nigga, I’m wearing $600 studio headphones. It really sounds like shit.
>>9965941Portillos is fucking bomb. Do they have those everywhere or is it just a Chicago thing?
>>9965990Because the majority of viewers never experienced asmr before or think of asmr sluts on twitch which are a fucking joke in any regard.
there are the tingles
>>9966007Thank God she's back
>>9966018>poals for dick lenghtI just falseflag as other fanbases and vote on small dick
>>9965941>that fat hand
>>9965651This is peak clip editing. The audio overlay and fade-in, the timing of the clip transition to Watame's POV, the cut so the joke doesn't overstay its welcome.
>>9965764I think she scared off of doing proper GFE stuff so now she's all clinical and shit. Shame because there's definitely a big market out there for NTR enthusiasts and she's throwing it away like this.
>>9966007I miss her...
>>9965990im listening to it with background music because I still hate ASMR even tho I love fauna
I hate ASMR whores.
>>9966045Just listen to it harder
Gimme some good ideas, hlggAnd keep it sfw, in case that wasn't a given
>>9965990people dont realize ASMR is a process
>>9966047We have one in California close to Knotts Berry Farm.
she so good bros my knees are sprouting roots
>>9966014No it's a mouse. Logitech M330. It's like $20 and completely silent.
>>9965889
>>9965897>To be honest, I thought it was a lie that it was free from the time of DELTARUNE Chapter 1, and is Chapter 2 also free? Lie ... Lie ... I want to pay for the finished productBased Fu-tan
>>9965990that background noise sounds like i'm listening through $5 bluetooth earphones
>>9965929>>9966000Also, minor correction, but the ILOVE AME was yuribaiting not GFE
>>9966045sorry for your skin conditionjesus loves you
>>9966076ame exiting the space shuttle while wearing a nasa spacesuit
>oil massage
>>9966076you can't say you'll draw anything and then say keep it sfw you fucking hack
>>9965285As someone who has fucked a teamate, I can tell you this is not true.
>>9966076Ina
It's funny. I fucking hate ASMR, but I like Fauna's regular streams. ASMR just makes me super uncomfortable. Rather than the tingly feeling I've heard described, it just makes my skin crawl .
>>9966045stop buying overpriced shit and typing like a nigger
>>9966045To me it just sounds like a "cheap" ASMR mic. There's also a good amount of white noise to hide fan noises or doxxshit. I'm using hd58xs
Whisper ASMR doesn't do anything for me. I somehow prefer Myth's amateurish attempts at it...
>>9966076pekorrat
https://mega.nz/file/WvpVWCzb#uVjW3ruka2pspRQCFQh1Evuu7gXn0dt7F-mI9gd8rYMHere is the recording of Day 1 of the con. I was near the end of the line so I missed like a minute of whatever happened before I got in. Also sorry for the fucking hands of the people in front blocking Gura's face for most of it. Whoever decided to do questions by raising hands deserves to be shot.>>9965467(you)
>>9966072This isn't even actual ASMR sluttishness. Neither are most sluts streaming on twitch.
>>9966076Fauna cradling a baby Mumei in her arms.
>>9966065One of the earliest lessons my father taught me was "never trust a skinny chef"
>>9966076Draw Sana being happy
>>9966076G36 x Kiara
>>9966045I've seen good asmr that was recorded on a fucking iphone with regular ass stereo sound.
>>9966047I'm looking at google and it seems to mainly be a great lakes area thing.
>>9966098
>>9964922When did Mori stop hiding that she was from Texas?
Fauna's stream sounds like a rat is trying to burrow its way into my ears
>>9966076Pregnant Towa
I love Oozora
Fauna ASMR makes me feel fuzzy
>>9966076Luna and Marine biting Ina's tentacle
>>9965891>But I also wish I had Johnny whiskey next to me that'd been nice cause oh GodGooruh...
>>9966076Something with Ina onegai I miss her
>>9966120I liked fauna's unarchived kalimba asmr, everything else isnt doing anything
>>9966116>https://twitter.com/nicogame_PR/status/1438703002496520197Why'd they get Unite permissions taken down?
Today I feel like kneeling to IRyS.
>>9966076Fauna doing reps at the gym
>>9965873Hey you.
>>9966077How do I mindbreak myself into enjoying ASMR? It just gives me a headache right now.
>>9966123Thanks!
>>9966045It sounds like she has a cheap microphone but it's not like changing her settings is going to do anything about that
>>9966076I'm drawing Botan. You should draw Watame or LAmy
>>9966165Time sensitive
>>9966076Kiara in Austro-Hungarian WW1 era gear
>>9966150you'd be fuzzy if a dog cuddled with you lonely anon
>>9965876https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2XQlV45uls&t=91s
>>9966047tell them about the chocolate cake milkshake, anon
How many people are new to ASMR here?
>>9965298I wouldn't be surprised if it didn't show anything because she used stuff like Benadryl or anti-histamines because using them too close to the test can fuck up results
>>9966076draw the front of a toilet stall in a womens bathroom, from an angle, where we can see gura's feet dangling off a toilet with her panties hanging off her foot and marine lifting herself over the stall watching gura shit, marines is blushing and smiling lewdly
>>9966165Pokemon shit is always temporary, blame TPC
>>9966165It was always a time limited thing, same with Pokémon Snap.
You'd think like the pro ASMR girl would get crazy numbers with ASMR, but less than 10K is pretty underwhelming.I guess her setup is still fucked, and I can barely understand her
>>9965873AME I TOOK A MASSIVE SHIT EARLIER TODAY AND WHEN I WEIGHED MYSELF I WAS 2 LBS LIGHTERS LETS GOOOOO
>>9966167for?
>>9965990I feel like there is something slightly off that's a bit hard to describe. It sounds a bit "poppy" or her voice isn't as clear as before
>>9966116>10:34 [eng] A mysterious thing is usually ayame wont talk with me much but when I'm feeling down she's so dependable<10:48 [eng] then we talked about pokemonAyame...
>>9966123Based.
>>9966173if you don't like it, you don't like it anon. don't force it
>>9966123thank you anon!
>>9964922That was actually pretty fun apart, hope the first half gets uploaded soon
I need to breed
>>9965793Yes, because the venom ENTER your bloodstream thru an injection. Mold spores DON'T HAVE STINGS.
>>9966076Pregnant holocouncil
Her voice is so clear, I wish she'd move away from her PC
>>9966143I think she used to only say that she was from "the south" but this is the closest thing we have to a confirmation
>>9966197ive never bothered with ASMR and so far none of Faunas ASMRs have done much for me despite her being my favorite EN2 by a far margin.
>>9966197We had poals during her first asmr streams which all roughly indicated that only a third of us are aware what asmr is and only a quarter of that minority saying they enjoy it.
Fauna's chat is pretty bad...
>>9966097>>9966121>>9966134>>9966157>>9966170>>9966183Your ideas are simple enougj. Pick from these
>>9966234What is a membrane
Fubuki...
>>9966197I've literally never listened to ASMR before her.
>>9965891Is a Red Bull sponsorship incoming or something? I feel like Gura's always said monster in the past, but that's the second time today that she's referenced Red Bull instead.
>>9966098Reminds me of this
>>9966192Ive actually never had it. The cake itself is really good tho.
>>9966111Newchama here, israel or edited? Guessing Kiara's birthday stream or something?
>>9965987Good
>>9966258ASMR chats tend to be pretty bad.
how has the ASMR been so far?
>>9966233For the sole purpose of creation?
>>9966258Never look at Haachama's chat during asmr, absolute sewer tier.
>>9966197I've listened to the kinds with no vocals.
I just can't enjoy this knowing she actually does this to someone...
>>9965872No, she went to the doctor & ate a small amount of gluten before the blood test.It's the standard procedure for an allergic test.
>>9966173I think if it doesn't work for you then there's no real point in forcing yourself to try. It seems like the sort of thing that either works or doesn't.But if you want some advice, what helps me is to get into a relaxed headspace. Sort of like going to the barber and just closing your eyes while they do their thing, focusing on your immediate senses instead of worrying about shit you have to do. Stuff like that. There's no real magic trick to making it work.
>>9966263Dubs for Sana
>>9966263Fauna Reps >>9966258I cant imagine the JP chats
>>9965147Texan here. We will get into actual fights over our tribalism for fast food. Most Texans like Whataburger and because it's from Texas, so we have that pride going for us too
>>9966197I've only listened to okayu's singing ASMR from two years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUg9LzKEknw&list=PL3y-e0n6k6gABVGNXnKzuKux7cDhPVZd3&index=9Haven't listened to much outside of that
>>9966284Hololive already had a Red Bull sponsorship, and the limited edition cans they made for it sold out instantly so it's very conceivable they'll do another one
>>9965043>>9965214I only remember that she made no serious effort to get past that. She was focusing on batsugames and playing up the suffering
>>9966263I vote Fauna reps
>>9966310This but unironically.
>>9966254Alright anon, you get a freebie. What are you looking for? Relaxing, sleep inducing or masturbation assistance? Mommy or UOOHHH material?
Fuck bros, Gura and Mori were so cute and pretty funny at their panel. I wish I could’ve gone
almost one month and council girl still haven't their membership open...
>>9966292Since you admitted it, it's from the Takamori karaoke before Kiara left Japan.
Ogey chumbuds, the fuck are you doing?
>>9966310Yeah, every single one of us that is listening to this. I want the solo experience.
>>9966278Is that the hacker known as Anonymous?
Lads.... fauna's giving me a nice ear cleaning.....
I-I can't believe I was groomed...by a teamate.
>>9966225Is there a name for this type of brat?
>>9966292Oh wow. No, it’s from their last off collab together when Kiara still lived in Japan. She broke down singing Leaving on a Jetplane. I’m surprised you’ve never seen or heard it before.
Man, all these "what was your favorite part of X" questions are pretty lame.
>>9966346Why are melhomies forced to share a thread with the doa chinks?
>>9966263Fauna reps
>>9966258There's literally nothing to talk about.Everything that can be said was probably already said in the first 5 minutes.
>>9966263i vote for fauna reps
>>9966346Complete Global Gurafication
>>9966263Sana onegai
You're not hard aren't ya anon?
>>9966346based, fuck 2hus
is irys back yet? anything interesting in mumei's q&a?
>>9966338>>9966356Thanks, I will add it to my neverending list of vods to catch up on.
>>9966263Fauna reps or Ame because they're more interesting than a basic portrait
this is hurting my ears
>>9966355Smug little shit with a heart of gold.
>>9966317>>9966331>>9966364Fauna it is, I'll try to get the idea across
>>9965949
>want to play deltarune now>but it'll ruin the fauna asmrFuck
>>9966258Closing chat is the first thing you should always do when listening to ASMR.
>>9966197I quite like ASMR, but I don't tend to watch it too often. Sometimes the 'tingles' in certain videos and with my inears in can actually cause pain though, especially if it focuses on one ear for too long.
>>9966341This one got ruined to me when the original poster confirmed that the white was in the other room and both are still alive and well.
>>9966363Taiwanese are fine.
>>9966298her setup is average but people are spoiled on asmr audio quality because asmr tubers go full autist on that shitshe's doing it correctly and enthusiasticallyoverall, it's going great and bodes well
>>9966346Don't ask me, splits are for niggers
>>9966263Ame ame ame
>>9966263Bton
>>9966326Yeah that's kinda what I'm predicting cause like I said Gura's never been shy about referring to Monster by name when she talks about energy drinks which is surprisingly often.
the smell of an anime convention could knock out of a fully grown grizzly bear
>>9966292This is in the unarchived section too
>>9966291i've had it. the last time i was in illinois, my client sent me to portillo's and told me to get it. i got the italian beef though and there's no following that up with a shake, so i had to go back later that week and order just the shake. it's just as ridiculous as you'd expect and tastes exactly like you'd imagine a chocolate shake would with a slice of chocolate cake pulverized into it. i'll have to make a point of trying the cake by itself at some point.
>>9966386based
I can't stand ASMR bros.. every week will be -1 Fauna stream because of this shit
>>9966372No, but I feel more relaxed than I have all week.
>>9966386Just draw her doing ATG squats like Rippetoe would have wanted
>>9966111>>9966086>>9966178That's the good shit.
>>9966277Spores can't pierce thru even live cell membranes. You're thinking about viruses.
>>9966394That was fake cope.
Imagine her cat just drops dead during an ASMR stream and you can hear it falling over, and she's trying not to cry while continuing to do the ASMR while it's body just sits there because she doesn't want to abruptly end the stream either
i think it would be cool if Kiara does a Holotalk with Roberu and then Roberu does a robel bar with Kiara
>>9966380Make sure to watch the unarchived half as well, it's not hard to find on youtube.
>>9966390There is no stream during which you should leave chat open, essentially
Umisea has shown me that indeed, minecraft is THE hololive game. Anything can work if you add minecraft.Minecra...I kneel.
>>9966185>>9966210>>9966213Streamers want to advertise their game for free and they won't let them. Why are the japanese like this
>>9966387I think you'll be fine, I ate some coins when I was younger and they passed right through. Just wait and see if tummy hort
>>9966418>I can't stand ASMR brosI'd never be bros with a low T faggot such as yourself
>have normally functioning brain therefore can't enjoy asmrAt least Suba is on
>>9966258ASMR chats are the worst
>>9966431NO MALES
>>9966310People don't actually do this weird stuff. The closest is maybe a mother with her child. Would you really want someone up in your shit talking into your earhole? Just uncomfortable.
Fauna please I just want soft talking yandere ASMR
i think i will unironically stop coming here, my experience watching vtubers went downhillsure, i started watching more vtubers and more often, but the petty gossip gets to me since i'm a conscientious personabayo niggers
>>9966407Be thankful for the masks. Just pop a breath mint and all I could smell was spearmint
>>9966424I like it, I'll see if the guy will do it
I'm starting to feel it bros
>>9966337One of them probably took too long getting their emotes ready and the others don't want to open it before her.EN1 was 13 days for memberships, so it is pretty weird.
>>9966197I'm very very old when it comes to ASMR. Those who have been listening for a long time know what it was like. There was no real "ASMR', it was finding videos with no music while someone creates things, or you watch haircut videos, stuff like that.
ALL I HEAR IS JUST NOISE WITH WHISPERS
>>9966418Her RP ASMR streams won't be as ASMR-ey. Those are more like little audio dramas. Consider checking those out once she starts making them.
>>9965456She sounded excited about doing a live concert. The con shit was suggested by the MC and she obviously went with it.
I like ASMR but I'm just not feeling anything from Fauna'sIt's just not up to par with experts like Noel, Macoto, and PatraSorry, Saplings
I came to an ear cleaning
>>9966462See you tomorrow anon.
>>9966462See you tomorrow
Fauna Dota ASMR Roleplay (you lost the game and failed to carry)
>>9966447Based
>>9966425I can't find the nostalgia Madmen edit with Coco right now, but that one hurts too.
>>9966431I’m torn, I’m a bit of an idolfag, but Roberu has that special Orange energy like Coco, Nene, and Kiara, so it would definitely be a good collab
>>9966463hoping and praying everyone especially ame starts ignoring this fucking idiot
>>9966463feedback arigatou kusa
>>9966380Make sure you watch, is one of the best Karaoke from both Calli and Kiara, the Leaving in a Jetplane part it was KINO
>>9966428ogey
>>9966355sex
Fauna come back...
>>9966436I think it has a lot to do with Marine's tendency to work herself sick as well. That bitch can't half ass anything.
>>9966426No, anon, mucus membranes. like inside your mouth.
Why people come to the chat of an ASMR stream to complain about ASMR and call it cringe? what is even the fucking point of coming anyways if is something yo know you wont like?
>>9966123I love you
Head....Empty
>>9966507My sides
Am I the only one that likes ASMR when the person talks a lot instead of just ear massage?
Which Umisea's are fucking each other?
>>9966076Mumei laying an egg
I dont really like ASMR but im gonna give Fauna a chance and try and beat off to her stream
On a scale of 1-10, how much suffering is my boy gonna experience in roughly 1.5 hours?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_amw744_REhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_amw744_REhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_amw744_RE
>>9966488To be honest, she's just boring. At least her roommate has an hour long ear biting video. Gura did ear licking in her first and only ASMR stream while Fauna just does an hour long video of brushing your ear canal.
>>9966428What kind of weird autist thinks this scenario of events is even barely plausible?
>>9966540Gura is fucking all of them
>>9966540Marine is fucking Ina
>>9966540Marine - GuraMarine - InaMarine - Aqua
>imageboard>can't post imagesS-sugoiHere's an old streamable instead of the first time Matsuri met Gura in Minecrafthttps://streamable.com/72s8rq
>>9966463Typing out this much in the comments is schizo shit, Joseph.
>>9966526>what is even the fucking point of coming anyways if is something yo know you wont likeThere is a /v/ in /vt/ after all.
>>9966540Gura is fucking all of them and Shion
>>9966505As far as I know the only people who pay him any mind are the idiots here
>>9966431Not happening, Roberto is too busy being Tamaki's newest plaything
>>9966535I mean that's pretty common, you are there because of the person after all in the case of Hololive.
>>9966495>>9966496me and my smart fridge
Fauna doko...
Her ASMR helps me relax, I'm not going to lie.
>>9966476I started watching ASMR when Pat Fontaine's neurological test had 30k views
>>9966548REAL HIGH amounts
>>9966526YouTube chat makes me lose faith in any collective intelligence
>>9966546Ill tell you right now, this isnt the type of asmr to beat off tobetter off with the more lewder ones for a better experience
>>9966548mori's ngmi
>>9966488Do Patra and Noel just have more to say? Im kinda feeling it's that
>>9966535A Fauna zatsudan would be superior in every way to this whisper ASMR bs
>>9966445If you've entered lo-fi beats or nature livestreams, they have the same energy
>>9966436NanashiOuroTsukumoCeresHakosMoriAmeGuraInaKiara
>>9966434>open Ame stream>close chat>Ame starts streaming>open chat>spam "Ame too loud" until she lowers the audio, even audio balance is fine>close chat
For people saying its boring, I kinda agree, but wait till she gets a good mic and do Members only ASMR, she'll probably go all out on those.
>>9966482No it was suggested by the question asker, specifically he said “besides Q&A what are some other interesting things would you like to do with these panel meetups”And Gura said “live live live live concert, liiiiiiiiiiive concert”
>>9966548she will just quitlike all the other en weaklings
>>9966503Kiara: whats the color of your panties?Roberu: ...
>>9966418>>9966443>>9966488Try thishttps://www.twitch.tv/halo_sweety/clip/SullenFlaccidSnoodCurseLit-ks0Gcq9hdY0Qsuo1?filter=clips&range=all&sort=time
>>9966602>NotchmagikMinecraft....
>>9966574Cute
Damm, i still don't get ASMR, no wonder i totally get Kiara's negative opinion on it. Sorry Fauna, i will watch whatever but your ASMR
>>9966488I hope she starts putting out pre-recorded stuff again; that stuff was much better imo.
>>9966123Nice work. Thank, Anon.
>>9966463nice blogpost bro jk
>>9966463He didn't even fucking leave a superthanks
>>9966602ISREAL
>>9963867Right here, Ayamefriend.(づ ̄3 ̄)づ~
>>9966548why does mori like to suffer.
>>9966602Irys...
>>9966602IRyS....
Do a lot of people use ASMR for masturbation material? Even the ones that are barely suggestive?
>>9966505>he says as he's the only one that gives him attention
>>9966123I was really hoping actually being "face-to-face" with these girls where they can place names to faces and appearances and judge every minute aspect of your persona would cause some of these grown-ass men to really exercise some self-awareness when they call Mori, a woman in her 20's, "dad" in front of an audience of their peers, but I guess I was expecting too much.
>audio fixed>actually CAN feel the asmr nowwow...
>>9966507フィードバックありがとう草
[Good News]Fauna is going to ask Noel about the best way to put together a noiseless ASMR setup.
Did I have to be neglected as a child to enjoy ASMR?
>Your oshi>Your oshi if she was a potato chip flavor
Is it weird that I really enjoy all of Fauna's content except for her main 'thing' which is ASMR? I quite like ASMR from other Holos but her's does nothing for me, maybe it's the mic.
>>9966463Stop fucking posting this faggot
>>9966610Will she copy Noel and Lamy and do them naked
>>9966463I didn't catch Ame's stream. Did her allergy test really come back negative? I find that very difficult to believe with how shit eating bread made her feel multiple times. This woman better not go on a bread spree and expect to not hurt afterwards
>>9966574>it's the real thing!Is Gura a celebrity?
>>9966548Probably the greatest suffering possible from a video game.
>>9966548It's really hard to tell. She IS a hard worker, but is she that hard?
>>9966654They must do, considering how many people coom at IRyS' every ordinary sentence
>>9966674Not necessarily, being neglected as an adult works too
>>9966675AmeSalt and vinegar of course
>>9966667Fauna's setup sounds noiseless to me already. She talks of a fan, but I don't hear it.
>>9966675gurahot ham water
I'm kinda jealous, I've had ASMR work for me exactly once, the first time I heard it, then never again.
>>9966667noel spends a ton of money setup a special studio just for itI don't think fauna will do this
>>9966675AmeSalt and vinegar
>>9966666草
>>9966675LunaTakoyaki
>>9966674I'm glad I'm not damaged enough to enjoy this kind of thing, there might be hope for me yet.
>>9966677>her's does nothing for meInexperience, slightly scuffed audio setup. You are simply used to better asmr.
im lubing up
>>9966686Take it Randeasy homie
>>9966675TowaSmoked BBQ
oil time
>>9966697Yes she has some deficiencies which according to some anons can cause the symptons she had. She'll take supplements for those.
>>9966525Those are even tougher, anon, otherwise your body gets badly infected with bacteria all the time.
>>9966574I like how HoloEN seems like they're famous and HoloJP are just a bunch of indies.
>>9966675InaKimchi
>>9966675ChocoChoctaw covered and sex
Time for the hand work
I like fauna, but can't do ASMR
OILY EARS
>>9966654Not the ones that aren't suggestive. However a lot of e-thots saw the ASMR community grow in size and thought "I could sell my sex there" and so now there's "lewd ASMR" that people do jerk off to. Fauna is strictly the first type so far.
>>9966666Calm down there Super Satan
do we like Fauna?
>>9966677trigger asmr is pretty lame and doesn't do much for me. soft talking with a good mic gets me diamonds though.
>>9966666WHOA YO BOI NICE DEVIL DIGITS DAWG ALSO COOL NOHONGO DESU NE
Thinking about Ame. I love Ame.
>>9966336ill be honest, probably not masturbation assistance for sure nor sleep inducing. Faunas ASMRs the first english ASMR ive given a listen to of which I enjoyed the Kalimba one the most, ive heard JP Holo ASMR and it was relaxing to an extent for the short bursts i popped them on to see whats up and i dont understand nip outside of a handful of words so their voices were more like a soothing instrument I guess but when Fauna talks I understand every word so my mind just keeps attaching the words meanwhile during Kalimba stream it was just the sounds of the instrument at points which was nice.
>>9966704IRyS ASMR will be blessed
>>9966697Doesn't appear to have Celiac but still might have some sort of gluten or wheat intolerance. Of course she started gorging on bread when she got the results.
That's good shit right there
>>9966675soratyansalt and vinegar
>>9966675KiaraLay’s Chile Mango
>>9965697WrongGura's double dicks are the biggest
>>9966768No, I love her
Dont mess with us teamates I beat up another anon for this image post
>>9966768>weYes
>>9966697Apparently she does not have Celiac Disease but might just have a Gluten intolerance.
>>9966675CocoSex
Why can u only say "hi" with a superthanks. Why not just let someone send a donation along with their comment.
oooohhhhh this that good shit
>>9966714For me it works whenever it's unintentional. So like videos of someone with a thick accent fitting someone for a suit, that Japanese pen salesman, etc. Intentional whispering shit just can't do it for me
I miss IRyS...
>>9966744Just like Big Pharma wants.
I'M GONNA UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~
>>9966799the only thing you beat was his d*ck
>>9966768>weI think she's pretty alright. I like her streams.
>>9966428Don't forget the sounds of Snail starting to eat Clover's corpse.
>>9966811you can reply to it at least but yeah it seems weird
Ahh yessss~
>>9966548She raged pretty hard during Smol Ame, I can't imagine her raging harder than that
>>9966816She has to take the same thing that Brother Watson told her to take months ago.
>>9966526They want less of it and complaining is one way to decrease the chuuba's motivation to do that kind of stream. It worked on Gura.
>>9966765>and so now there's "lewd ASMR" that people do jerk off toIt was already a thing before twitch thots starting swarming it. None of them even bother doing proper lewd asmr besides very weakly licking the mic while wearing lingerie. Not like there is any incentive to improve anyway.
Let's just say it.EN2 is a fucking disaster.
>>9966799MEIDOS
>>9966833>>9966820>>9966812Did she happen to fix something? Im starting to feel it more now
>>9966654ASMR is inherently sexual but I don't understand how you can coom to this unless you watch actual porn asmr
>>9966462I guess we'll see you in nine months then
I happened to watch a few clips of Ollie these last few days and I'm starting to think she sounds pretty cute, even when speaking indo
>3D live might be postponed againShubau...
Fauna is massaging my prostate!
>>9966768I think she's actually a really solid streamer with zatsudan and gameplay streams. I don't like ASMR streams though which seems to be her focus unfortunately.
>Subaru's 3d anniversary is now set for the end of October. Ahhh cant wait for more Shuba 3d movement.
>>9966714>>9966677>>9966674Of course it isn't working for you faggots, you're posting here instead of enjoying it.The only proper way to enjoy asmr is be laying down with your eyes closed so that you can feel like she's really next to you. Also earbuds are better than headphones usually, since it gets the sound really close to your eardrums, enhancing the "closeness" feeling. God damn bakas.t. omaruza who uses polka's asmr for sleep and relaxation
>>9966780>Of course she started gorging on bread when she got the resultsWell, expect more cancelations teamates
Reminder not to actually clean your ears as it is self cleaning and interrupting it might make your ears worse. Only bother to do it if your ears do not naturally. Do still scrub behind your ears though.That said I liked the wooden cubes from the last ASMR more.
>>9966847Never give up anon, you can still make it into NijiEN3 if you apply! I believe in you!
>>9966654I jerked off to Gura's but I'm always horny and she's also my oshi so I'm not sure if that counts
Oh fuck yes I'm feeling it
Let's just say it.I wanted an easy (You)
>>9966771Hey, me too.
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>>9966859She's doing a different technique now, but she did say that she got rid of some room noise a bit earlier
>>9966847thanks for the 9 months I guess lol
>>9966877This guy gets it, Don't look at YT chat either.
>>9966675MoriCool Ranch
>>9966870meds
>>9966863>all those indians hitting eachother with mallets and sticks are secret fap material
>>9966470it's done, will post next thread
I got more tingles when Fauna did her hugs and kisses during her SC readings, oddly enough.
>>9966675MoriSalt & Vinegar
>>9966877>Also earbuds are better than headphones usuallyI'm not sure if it's just me but the opposite is usually better for me. Granted I'm not sure how much airpod pros are alike to regular wired earbuds.
>>9966675IRySSoda
Late for the rrat.Why didn't Ame use her original outfit for the ameversary?Kinda disrespectful tbqh.
>>9966771>Thinking about Ayame. I love AyameHey, me too.
>>9966884Pretty sure wave 3 is already chosen and wave 4 is gonna be a male wave
>>9966871Only if she gets sick.
>>9966841I have seen YouTube channels which are literally girls digging around in their cunny next to a microphone
when is fauna going to rip fart
>>9966875>>9966871Gatdamn, I hope it doesn't get postponed any further. Last year she was incredibly bummed about it.
>>9966882So if I've already had a lifetime of q-tipping my ears after a shower, how fucked am I?
>>9966863I don't really get why people say this. There's plenty of perfectly non-sexual ASMR both in real life and on youtube. One of the most famous clips is of some sports guy getting a doctor's exam and I don't think anybody is jerking off to that.
>>9966863I kinda disagree, there's ton of ones who don't talk and just do triggers. The writing ones are my favourite
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>9966914Everyone has different types of triggers, just gotta hope for more of those moments i guess
Subaru's chat is so fucking fast, holy shit
>>9966897Is this one of those images where they're all bottomless presenting their asses at you and turning their heads to look at you, embarrassed but expectant?
>>9966933Oh well, I'm sure Tsunderia or Prism are looking for new talents too.
>>9966930>Thinking about Gura. I love Gura.I agree!
>>9966548>>9966832She also performed the best out of the ENs on Smol Ame. Your Boy put all her points into being a dumb bitch and being marginally good at platformers.
Ok, this feels pretty nice
>>9966675IRySVinegar
>>9966863>ASMR is inherently sexualThe most popular ASMR video on the planet is a middle-aged male doctor giving a male hockey player a neurological exam. Another popular one is an old man speaking with a welsh accent while carving letters into a rock with a chisel.You are unironically at the stage of jerking off to linoleum tiles if you think that's inherently sexual.
>>9966938Fauna shidded and fardded on my eardrums
>>9966947Fuck I know that one. I don’t know why it works so well on me
Ok fuck the sponge this is much better
>>9966863you can be romantic without being sexual
>>9966675AmeHot Fries
Now that I look at Fauna pretty closely, she really is beautiful huh
>>9966995literally how
>>9966897wait a minute, those cute girl outlines
Wait, does Mumei has a cloaca like Kiara?
>>9967003You needed to look at her close for that?
SUBARU NO!
>mikoboat still bannedWHAT MIKOBOAT DID TO DESERVE THIS?
Subaru hentai
HOW DOES FAUNA KNOW WHAT TOUCHING SOMEONE'S BRAIN SOUNDS LIKE?
>>9966897i see it
>>9966947>>9966984You might want to look up what ASMR actually stands for and the definition of each of the words lmao
>>9966947Oh yeah I know that one that's pretty good
>>9966616Who knows, she's probably the most strong willed of the ENs and Jump King is actually pretty easy if you can tell the whiny voice in your head to shut the fuck up while you grind out your jumping reps
>>9966984RIP tileanon
>>9966974As far as ramming your head into a video game for 10 hours goes, platformers are among the better ones for it because whether you like it or not you WILL develop some muscle memory eventually.
I guess I definitely feel some sort of effect from this but I wouldn't really call it pleasant
People interacting on chat during ASMR is creepy as fuck.
>>9967013there's nothing really sexual about playful ear biting or soft kisses
>>9966897looks like 5 dicks
>>9966768Let's settle this once and for all.http://poal.me/s4q0r4
>>9966995Romance is inherently sexual.
>>9966991This was most of Gura’s ASMR and that’s why it was so relaxing
Never have I seen so much overtly horny people (though subtly through emojis) than in Fauna's chat
>>9966995t. Mori
Subaru...
>>9967021ask Animal.
>>9967027https://files.catbox.moe/t730r5.webm
>>9967013Platonic love.
>>9967021>Does bird have cloaca like bird
>>9966197I like ASMR, but I'm sourcing my ASMR from non streamers.
>What s this>[eng] Subaru R18 >[eng] Im SAD!Damn, Subaru is exposing everyone looking for Shuba lewds on twitter
>>9967063>>9967055lay down and close your eyes
>>9966657>someone will refer to Gura as 'little sharky' in a question tomorrowImagine the cringe
>>9966675InaVanilla
how do you pick Subaru's R18? oozr sbr?
>>9966548Did she not see pekora doing this for 3 streams nearly 20+ hours?
>>9967054Ame... you just jump three times in a row...
>33:32 [eng] if u guys are acting like u dont know anything>33:39 [eng] here>33:48 [eng] U understand this?>33:52 [eng] Oozora Subaru>34:09 [eng] Oozora Subaru, Illustration>34:13 [eng] Then Oozora Subru Flash>34:23 [eng] anything to say about thios?>34:26 [eng] U dont get it at al?>34:38 [eng] fine lets show this then>34:52 [eng] look at the 3rd one here>34:55 [eng]YOU GUYS>34:58 [eng] YOU GUYS>35:01 [eng] What s this>35:04 [eng] Subaru R18>35:08 [eng] Im SAD!
>>9966882>Only bother to do it if your ears do not naturally.>Left ear was hurting a while ago>Put cotton swab in >Literally clumps of ear wax coming out every time.>Ear never hurt again>>9966945You can usually tell when you have pain or some sort of temporary hearing loss when you did something wrong and that's because of earwax buildupThey have liquid cleaners so you can "Deep clean" them yourselves, but most doctors and even pharmacists can clean them out within a couple of minutes if you're too scared.
>Oshi>Best Ace Combat OST
I cant believe i went from listening to Rammstein to Fauna's ASMR
Council memberships fucking when?
>>9967055Is it like someone staring you in the eyes, emotionless, while tugging one out?
>>9967031didn't you take anatomy class in college?
>>9967099No one did that today so unless a teamate does it then you want have to worry
>want to look at Fauna's cute, pretty face during the stream>but chat is on the video so i have to tab out to this shitty thread>every time i try to glance i see some of the words in chat and die insidejesas
>>9967055my bad i got a little to horny
>>9967096unironically this
>Your oshi>Your asmr oshi
>>9967063I'm sorry if my green hearts are triggering you in a non-ASMR way.
>>9966675GuraMonster Energy
subaru learning how erotic her fans perceive her!
>>9967115MoriNear the Border
>>9966197Me, help me out please. Some of these sounds hurt my ears. What do
>there are people in this thread who prefer to hear Subaru's annoying voice over Faunawtf
this makes me miss gura's ASMR. it was scuffed, but she was extremely into it.
>>9967137gurapolka
>>9967112Well no pain or hearing loss so I guess I'm good on that end. Thanks WebMDanon
>>9967137NenePatra
Damn, I just got an ASMR chill with headphones off
>>9967131Your peers
>>9967037>In 2010, Jennifer Allen, a participant in an online forum, proposed that the phenomenon be named "autonomous sensory meridian response"The label "ASMR" is literally a shitpost
>>9967137LunaLamy
>>9967147you take that back
>>9967144Erotic ASMR when?
>>9967115KroniiAnchorhead Raid
>>9967115MoriArchange
>>9966675GuraBarbecUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
>>9967147>there are people in this threadwtf
>>9966553Also humming and kisses and she teased us in that bratty voice between covering the ears, God please do more ASMR Gura...
>>9967118next week some have said
>>9967115AmeThe entire AC4 OST
>>9967031Fauna has dropped a couple hints that make me think she's taken some kind of medical post secondary program. Saying she's used a freezer that can go down to -60 is another example.
We are now over a year into holoEN. Let’s talk Mori. This fucking bitch still hasn’t learned a single thing about Hololive. At this point it’s not newbie ignorance. Over the course of two months she would pick things up by osmosis if she watched a single stream a week or received any feedback at all. Basic shit like “don’t overlap with important milestone streams of your senpai” should have been something she learned weeks ago if she paid any amount of attention. I remember this lying bimbo talking about how Suisei is one of her favorite senpai. Apparently she doesn’t care enough to watch costume reveal and celebration utawaku of her favorite senpai even though every other Hololive member is watching, even the ones who barely care about Suisei. She didn’t watch 500k 3D live that involved most singing JP holos either by the way. At least pretend that you have the common decency to care about people who have built the foundation you are using to extract money for all your shitty hobbies, you absolute garbage of a human being. I remember when retarded Deadbeats bullied Ina and Ame into ending their streams early because Mori had a concert and they were supposed to care about her important event. What a fucking joke.Speaking of jokes. Mori’s stream schedule. I distinctly remember her promising that things will get better once she is done with moving and finishing her freelance project, but I guess not. It’s a common theme with Mori. Making promises she isn’t planning to keep. Sometimes I wonder if she remembers them at all. Where is the members-only stream schedule for this month that was supposed to be up on the 1st? Is it going to be the last moment thing again with the week when she does all the member streams being empty for non-members? Remember the 10 collabs outside of EN planned by the end of the year? Yeah, I don’t think that’s happening. How long has she been teasing announcement of a JP collab, two and a half weeks now? Tick fucking tock. I’m pretty sure the teased JP collab songs are going the same way. Can’t wait to hear them in the second half of 2021. Hopefully they will be released at her graduation ceremony.And it’s not like she sings much for a music oriented holo, does she? I’ve seen people twisting the narrative about her joining Hololive to shill her music, but I’m not seeing it at all. If she did, then she would also take steps to improve in that direction. Promote herself by doing utawaku, get some voice coaching, jump the opportunities to do collabs with other singers. She isn’t doing anything really to promote or improve her music except just being there. Seems to me like she joined Hololive only to make a quick buck on the side, nothing else.Too bad it’s too late for her not to join Hololive at all. This whore should have just become a titty streamer if she wanted money. I honestly don’t know why she didn’t. She clearly likes normalfag twitch streamers more than vtubers and she doesn’t seem to have any problems with gachikoi baiting. Is it a false sense of dignity? I hate to break it to her, but any twitch slut who does nothing wrong except showing off her tits and being a vapid whore is better than a dumb bitch who fucks over her co-workers for no good reason.Just imagine being this fucking bitch’s colleague. She has two other jobs that are more important to her but don’t pay rent, so she comes to work next to you but treats it as a low priority money source part time. She ruins your plans all the time because she keeps making bad choices and she doesn’t really care about your shared work. Yet she pretends to be some sort of a victim of circumstances and a hero for powering through that shit she got herself into and will get into again because she’s a selfish bitch who actually believes that her childish desires are more important than wellbeing of others. The absolute fucking audacity of this bitch. Go be your egoistic masochistic self-destructive trainwreck self by yourself. Stop ruining nice things for others.And now we have reached the point where I talk about why I can’t just stop watching, take my meds and shut up about this fucking bitch. There is an indie out there who auditioned with Mori. She cries herself to sleep and thinks about quitting every day because indie vtubing is like that. That girl would be passionate about Hololive and would try to give it her all. But that never was because some dumb yellow fever ALT with an unrelated but somewhat impressive portfolio was looking for an easy cash money baito. Makes me sick. If this bitch can just get away with it then what even is this world? I hope I can make it sting, if only just a little bit.t.deadbeat
>>9967146It might not be for you? Other than lowering the volume this is going to be your pretty typical ASMR stream.
>>9967137MoriPolka
>>9967147Fauna wishes she did asmr like Subaru.
>>9967156maybe holoEN having a proper ASMR whore in it will inspire more to become ASMR whores
>>9967137InaPatra
>>9967118Sana is setting hers up in 2 weeks, so the rest should have theirs around that time as well.
>>9966927airpod pros have an appropriate amount of pinna compensation for most people and should actually be pretty good. you might want to roll off the bass a little, though, because their bass sound is a lot more appropriate for music and would probably be overpowering for some of the blowing and ear rubbing sorts of triggers. of course, the real rule is to use what sounds right to you.
>>9967048well you better get your wallet out deadbeat because mori's willpower is directly tied to how much money is lining her pockets
>>9967137BotanDr. James Kelly
>>9967147Look at this fucking sub-human that even niggers will call you nigger
>>9967137KiaraOkayu
>>9967193Mucho texto
>>9967137MoriOkayu
>>9967147hey man, i can't abandon subaru for a new girl like that, i like fauna and all but subaru is my favorite jp
>your council oshi>are you gonna member her day 1
>>9966598Nigger they repeat the same fucking yosh yosh good boy shit or don't talk at all
Who the fuck likes ASMR? Is this supposed to be a sexual thing?
council is a flop huh
>>9967137MoriRene
>>9967115AyameKeep Alivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muaIrJtifDw
>>9967147Hello homosexual
>>9967147hololive is full of ASMR harlots, but there is only one Subaru
>>9967137InaMary
Kagura Mea said that when take breaks it means they are on their period
>>9967193>t.deadbeatI skimmed it, but glad you included that so >we wouldn't have to
>>9967193Do you want me to grade your essay or something?
So how were the threads last night, with the UMISEA new video, and the UMISEA and Pekotori collabs?
>>9967137GuraOkayu and an off topic ASMRtuber that I've started seeming more shitposting here about and I'm too scared to ask why
>>9967137okayuokayu
This thread is going so fast nobody will notice that Kronii and I have been having time stopped paizuri sex during the last few posts.
>>9967115IRySAC5 - The Last Battle
>>9967193Hello. I didn't read that, but here's a (You).
>>9967137guragura :(
>>9967137KiaraPolka
Ah, she's gonna fart on the mic!Let it out babe!
She has to brap at some point, right?
I get filtered by ASMR, I am sorry
>>9967137GuraMel's roomate
>>9967115LunaThe Unsung War
>>9967193>We are now over a year into holoEN. Let’s talk Mori. This fucking bitch still hasn’t learned a single thing about Hololive. At this point it’s not newbie ignorance. Over the course of two months she would pick things up by osmosis if she watched a single stream a week or received any feedback at all. Basic shit like “don’t overlap with important milestone streams of your senpai” should have been something she learned weeks ago if she paid any amount of attention. I remember this lying bimbo talking about how Suisei is one of her favorite senpai. Apparently she doesn’t care enough to watch costume reveal and celebration utawaku of her favorite senpai even though every other Hololive member is watching, even the ones who barely care about Suisei. She didn’t watch 500k 3D live that involved most singing JP holos either by the way. At least pretend that you have the common decency to care about people who have built the foundation you are using to extract money for all your shitty hobbies, you absolute garbage of a human being. I remember when retarded Deadbeats bullied Ina and Ame into ending their streams early because Mori had a concert and they were supposed to care about her important event. What a fucking joke.>Speaking of jokes. Mori’s stream schedule. I distinctly remember her promising that things will get better once she is done with moving and finishing her freelance project, but I guess not. It’s a common theme with Mori. Making promises she isn’t planning to keep. Sometimes I wonder if she remembers them at all. Where is the members-only stream schedule for this month that was supposed to be up on the 1st? Is it going to be the last moment thing again with the week when she does all the member streams being empty for non-members? Remember the 10 collabs outside of EN planned by the end of the year? Yeah, I don’t think that’s happening. How long has she been teasing announcement of a JP collab, two and a half weeks now? Tick fucking tock. I’m pretty sure the teased JP collab songs are going the same way. Can’t wait to hear them in the second half of 2021. Hopefully they will be released at her graduation ceremony.>And it’s not like she sings much for a music oriented holo, does she? I’ve seen people twisting the narrative about her joining Hololive to shill her music, but I’m not seeing it at all. If she did, then she would also take steps to improve in that direction. Promote herself by doing utawaku, get some voice coaching, jump the opportunities to do collabs with other singers. She isn’t doing anything really to promote or improve her music except just being there. Seems to me like she joined Hololive only to make a quick buck on the side, nothing else.>Too bad it’s too late for her not to join Hololive at all. This whore should have just become a titty streamer if she wanted money. I honestly don’t know why she didn’t. She clearly likes normalfag twitch streamers more than vtubers and she doesn’t seem to have any problems with gachikoi baiting. Is it a false sense of dignity? I hate to break it to her, but any twitch slut who does nothing wrong except showing off her tits and being a vapid whore is better than a dumb bitch who fucks over her co-workers for no good reason.>Just imagine being this fucking bitch’s colleague. She has two other jobs that are more important to her but don’t pay rent, so she comes to work next to you but treats it as a low priority money source part time. She ruins your plans all the time because she keeps making bad choices and she doesn’t really care about your shared work. Yet she pretends to be some sort of a victim of circumstances and a hero for powering through that shit she got herself into and will get into again because she’s a selfish bitch who actually believes that her childish desires are more important than wellbeing of others. The absolute fucking audacity of this bitch. Go be your egoistic masochistic self-destructive trainwreck self by yourself. Stop ruining nice things for others.>And now we have reached the point where I talk about why I can’t just stop watching, take my meds and shut up about this fucking bitch. There is an indie out there who auditioned with Mori. She cries herself to sleep and thinks about quitting every day because indie vtubing is like that. That girl would be passionate about Hololive and would try to give it her all. But that never was because some dumb yellow fever ALT with an unrelated but somewhat impressive portfolio was looking for an easy cash money baito. Makes me sick. If this bitch can just get away with it then what even is this world? I hope I can make it sting, if only just a little bit.>t.deadbeat
>>9967228Fauna/MumeiProbably only Fauna
oh boy
>>9967193See you in 9 months i guess
>>9967248Reminder she left a bag full of used tampons behind Aqua's fridge
>>9967228Faunayes
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>heartbeat asmrtime for drum and bass bros
>>9967137soratyanthe random button on ecchikoe.me
How was the mumei and amelia stream?
>>9967193didn't read but based
>>9967147>he wants to listen to someone blow bubbles into their soda in surround sound losslessHow many ASMR enthusiasts are /mu/ ambient nerds?
>>9967115KiaraZero or Kings from Project Wingman
>heartbeat ASMR
>>9967259you do you, mumei
HEARTBEAT LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9967193based newfag exposer
>>9967115Polkahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI1CVbW9r6g
oh FUCK HERE WE GO
110 bpm let's go!
>>9966930>Thinking about Ayamy. I love AyamyYo, me too!
>>9967304new huh
>>9967140Some people just hate green. It was pretty fun reading the archive with some people melting down when green women were being posted during rushia's freetalk stream
100bpm heartbeat ASMR let's go
>>9967137GuraGura
>>9966474sana said she's getting the jab and taking a week off before doing membership. not sure why the others aren't, maybe for UNITY or they want to do a group event or something. who knows
>>9967255Does her name start with M?
>>9967271>>9967272What the fuck is wrong with you faggots? You were also posting this same shit in her chat.
>>9967115MoriSomeone is Always Moving On the Surface
>>9967137MoriMori
>Your oshi>Apples or Bananas?
Heartbeat go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>9967333No
>>9967296Ame's was pretty comfy, she's 99% recovered
alright those whispers were triggering me
>>9967271>>9967272you like farts?
Wtf? Subaru is okay? Then why did she cancel her live the menhera bitch.
>Subaru has low count of middleschooler viewers>most are in late 20s to 30s
Do we really need 30 "sorry brooo I just don't get ASMR" posts everytime fauna does one of these
It's kind of ironic that despite everything Subaru does to bring in EOP fans, she instead got a massive JOP incline
Hearing your oshi's heartbeat is just so lovely and intimate...
>>9967278Don't do this. This is just soijak posting without the soijaks.It's incredibly low quality posting.
>>9967147Honestly both Subaru's and Kiara's voices come off as less fake than Fauna's because your mind naturally goes 'who the fuck would intentionally make a voice this ugly in the first place?'
>>9967323Ayamy is basedDidn't realized she was Korean
>>9967193that's an oldboy
>>9967255Fallenshadow? If so it's because she's crazy
too much booba for her weak heart
>>9967363Yes
I CAN HEAR IT
>>9966947Literally this, even Bob Ross was a form of asmr....you guys don't masturbate to Bob Ross right?
>>9967335We call them deadbraps for a reason.
>>9967200On a whore-ASMR scale of 1 to 10 Fauna is a 1 and Gura is a 2.
>>9967342KiaraI love a nice banana.
>>9967342GuraBananas, love mixing them in with smoothies
>>9967296mumei was ok, not too many good questions tho, there are a few summary posts on the thread
>>9967363Go to your split if you don't want normal people posting alongside you
>>9967193https://files.catbox.moe/97g6a0.PNGIt's good for a rough draft but you've got some issues with clarity and delivery you'll need to fix before the deadline.
>>9967193the way this resolved was one of the funniest things ever
>>9967369The Fauna GFE....
>>9967137>Korone>unfortunately, he's off topic
Polka's heartbeat is better desu
That's the stuff
UOOOOHHH THE SOUND OF A FEMALE'S INTERNAL ORGANS
>>9967363Some people don't get triggers and feel left out
UUUUUUUUUUUUU HEARBEAT ASMRHoly shit Fauna chill your heart out
>>9967335So she might have read it in the chat? Pretty epic ngl.
>Your oshi>best Ace Combat ace?
MICROPHONE HATEi can hear it a little bit
>>9967137PolkaPolka!
>>9967228MumeiAbsolutely, and I will remain until the death of Youtube.
>>9967404kek
So what's this "trick" Fauna is actually doing here. It's very quiet. Sounds like a bumping sound
>>9967375 Proof?
>>9967303Based, same, Zero is amazing
>>9967391i dobut not steve or dana
KILL THE THREAD>your oshi>the first holo you ever watched
>>9967421MoriPixy, duh
>>9965445How is that has to with anything with her viewers when fish thank and the anniversary ARE for her genmates?
>Actually feeling it now because her mouth is closer to the micUUUOOOOHHHHH
Kiara seething
>>9967412Makes sense, Polka has an enlarged heart
>>9967419Pretty sure she's used to these kind of people on her previous life
>>9967200Here's hoping we get a good asmr slut in EN 3. With no rrat this time.
I CAN HEARI HAVEN'T BEEN HARD BEFORE FROM JUST HER VOICE AND THE WHITE NOISE BUT NOW IM FUCKING DIAMONDS
>>9967396It’s funny, I’d unironically say there were better questions asked at the Gura and Mori con than in the Mumei stream
>>9967378I'll look into it more on my own
>>9967439ReineKo'ne
UWAAAAAA SO CUUTE I WANT TO HEAR HER HEARTBEAT MORE I WANT TO RIP FAUNA'S HEART OFF TEAR IT FROM HER BODY I WANNA KEEP TI UWAAAAAA FAUNA'S HEART WE WILL BE ONE I LOVE YOUU
>>9967193Cmon deadbeats, you can use >our meme for this.Thank for the feedback lol.
Heartbeat ASMR is one of those things that actually makes me feel uncomfortable.
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH ORGANS
>>9967421AmeMobius 1
>>9967115Amedemon lord of the roundtable or anchorhead raid.
>>9967363Seriously, why do these posts exist every time
I'm lying up against Fauna's chest...
>>9967193October? November?
>>9967137AmeFrank Mai and Avi Matola
>>9967342Kiarabananas
>>9967439InaFor a stream it was an Asacoco, for a clip it was Miko saying nigga
>>9967360yeah its funny when they happen in asmr it feels like its right next to your face and you know she will be really embarrassed haha
>>9967469Saplings are starting to scare me
Started at about 95-100 bpm but has now slowed to 85-90 bpm
>>9967431The trick is that she's finally squished her mic against her tits like Noel did
>>9967439AmeCoco I actually saw kizuni ai first 2 years before but I got filtered by it
the heartbeat works better if you put it on your bare skin or wear a think top
>>9967421MoriYou fucking know that all the answers will be 'Solo Wing'
Interesting to hear her heartbeat, its nice but hearing gura's heartbeat was earthshaking in comparison. t. chumbud
>>9967137AmeLamy and an angel dog that is off topic.
>>9967439>Ame>Matuli
AAAAAAAAAA I CAN HEAR IT
>>9967439KiaraProper stream would be Subaru
>>9967444Yes but she's ultimately putting hard work in for a better experience for the fans.Ame herself said that she loves it when people say that they really enjoy the stuff she puts out like that
this sound....i'm back home....
>>9967399>normal is considered seething about the same shit everyday
She needs a better ASMR setup asap
>>9967421Morianyone who doesn't say Pixy is a homolord
>>9967417The only trigger I need is the one on my AK
>>9967376I don’t think it’s the voice, part the vocal cadence. Subaru and Kiara have very natural speech patterns, where as Fauna is very deliberate.
>>9967137Koroneokayu and korone
>Oshi>"DID YOU LIKE A HERO YET?"
>>9967342Polkaapples, but not shitty ones
>https://twitter.com/ui_shig/status/1438791279417049095UI MAMA LOVE (Jesas that's a lot of like of likes in less then 24 hours)
>>9967431There is no trick nigga it's her heart.
I'm literally in Fauna's atrium right now
>>9967487This is the peak experience.
Just imagine the handjob she's giving you while you hear this...
>>9967439FubukiKorone
>>9967439soratyansuityan
boner popped
>>9967439RisuKorone
>>9967444Ame interacts with her fanbase offstream more than anyone but Kiara in EN.She has absolutely no reason to, other than showing appreciation.People that don't get bantering are just either autists or SEAniggers
PAGE 10 LOVE
>>9967395Gura's was definitely lewder. I wish she'd do it again.
FAUNA IS EXPOSING HER NAKED ORGANS TO ME LATER VIRGINS
I'm resting my head on her chest...
>>9967546how big is fauna's house to have an atrium?
>>9967457>DTL joins Hololive
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE MY TREE WIFE
>>9967548ooh jesas
Thread is horny, but not the good kind of horny...
>>9967439MoriMatsuri
>>9967439KoroneChoco
>>9967439AmeAme
>>9967544all me and my chinese bots
Ame love!
I'm on Fauna's chest
I LOVE INA!