/shon/

[Anonymous No.]

headpat wifey

>who?
If you aren't aware, Fallenshadow is the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet and enjoys the company of her husbands very much! Please treat her well.

>links
Twitch:https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow
ASMR Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadow
Ribbon Cage:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWMyb4vKRU0
VOD Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowtwitch
Clips Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowclips
Twitter:https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT
Nise Menhera Twitter:https://twitter.com/goodgirlshadow
Otis Twitter:https://twitter.com/managerotis
Menhera Twitter (dead):https://twitter.com/shadowchama
Backup Menhera Twitter (also dead):https://twitter.com/syadouchama

Schedule: soon™

Please refresh yourselves on global and board rules before posting, you might be surprised.

Remember to ignore, report and hide shitposters. It's easier than you think.

Previous thread:>>75830955

[Anonymous No.]

>>75872046
This was really sweet of her

[Anonymous No.]

it will be a while but i’ll try to live tweet her play the quarry later
be excellent to each other, shoomfies

[Anonymous No.]

>>75872137
it's a lie tho since Shondo thinks headpats are cringe and would be repulsed by your touch (assuming you're male)

[Anonymous No.]

is she really back

[Anonymous No.]

GOD IT IS SO RELIEVING TO BE GETTING SOMEWHAT REGULAR TWEETS AGAIN
I never realize how badly Shwithdrawals are hitting me until I get a fix again and see just how much better life is with her actively existing in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>75872241
*black
sorry, typing too fast

[Anonymous No.]

>>75872258
>REGULAR TWEETS AGAIN
Don't care, I only wanted her to tweet regularly again to make sure she's not dying. She isn't so now I turned my push notifications off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75872200
Shondo complimented my hand when I posted a picture of me completing hand hearts with her back in the handcam days. I think she'd be able to tolerate my touch as long as it was clearly signaled and I made a joke about tearing her scalp off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75872394
idk maybe if you wore latex gloves

[Anonymous No.]

never interrupt your enemy while they are making a mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>75872285
She has some in her (me)

[Anonymous No.]

lip kisses AND headpats in the same thread? whats next, clips of her lusting after MEN?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75872522
me when groomer gang makes a creepy critter comment

[Anonymous No.]

>>75872600
>it's creepy to find age of consent teens hot
the absolute state of /shon/

[Anonymous No.]

i was referring to something else but yeah that fits as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>75872659
haha so true unc

[Anonymous No.]

>>75872659
>it's creepy to find age of consent teens hot
only fags think that

[Anonymous No.]

>16 is AoC in my state and the UK
I am morally and legally in the clear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75872345
idc

[Anonymous No.]

As far as I'm concerned 14-15 feels right and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

make sure to comment about it on stream/discord/twitter next time she mentions them
see how morally correct she finds it

[Anonymous No.]

I curse all anons joking about this to someday have a thot daughter that puts out for everyone but them

[Anonymous No.]

>peak fertility is hottest
cold take shogga

[Anonymous No.]

>Latest post in the fanart channel
Newfags are the worst, atleast it wasn't put in the art tag.

[Anonymous No.]

>defending being a coomer about her sisters
the absolute state of /shon/ (less than 7 shoggers)

[Anonymous No.]

>>75872784
>joking
if its with her husband i dont care. more grandkids for me
she also said Jesus loved lolis cause His mom was like 13 when she had Him so it must not upset her that much

>>75872762
see my above point

[Anonymous No.]

>>75872790
>peak fertility
awkwaully according to teh expherts peak fertility is between 35-40 years old
I FUCKING LUV SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75872854
>>75872857
2 sides of the same autistic (derogatory) coin

[Anonymous No.]

>>75872854
>see my above point
if you're tired of of pretending otherwise, just do what i said and say so next time she mentions them. highlight your message or toss some bits her way as well.

[Anonymous No.]

calling me autistic is just saying im her type so great job shogga that one really backfired on you

[Anonymous No.]

>>75872926
>get yourself banned for your beliefs
why? I know she doesn't like it but I don't care, if I lived around the critter's school and found any of them attractive I'd hit on them. simple as

[Anonymous No.]

>>75872973
so you're not tired of pretending otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>75873020
I'm not that anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75872973
coward in denial
>>75872942
note the derogatory, you really think fleece was her type LOL

[Anonymous No.]

Noncery aside, FT and Sho are the only sibling likely to be as attractive as wifey

[Anonymous No.]

she literally likes older men and thinks its nice that most husbands are a decade older than her

is this really gonna be the rrat we timeloop for this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

considering she DMed him of her own volition and had extended private conversations with him, he was probably more her type than you LOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>75873082
>she literally likes older men
Retardchama... no one's denying that she wants a platonic father figure to protect her and a gf to lick her shunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75873099
this was not as special as you think it was
I weep for post-subathon husbands

[Anonymous No.]

>>75873082
um no when she said that she didnt mean it she was just pandering
[insert clip of something else she said]
when she said this she meant it so youre wrong

[Anonymous No.]

anyone who types ‘LOL’ is already a castrated femboy
it’s such a womanly think to say

[Anonymous No.]

>>75873162
but anon you just typed it LOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>75873082
>is this really gonna be the rrat we timeloop for this thread?

yes I don't believe in most of you to be creative enough to move on from "lol underaged cunny" for another 200 or so posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>75873189
i know what i am
i also said ‘think’ instead of ‘thing’ despite there being two keys between g and k so im a retarded femboy mayhaps

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are a bit lame rn, I'll be back later

[Anonymous No.]

>>75873448
Don't come back.

[Anonymous No.]

Shondo, they're being stupid again. Add another month to the hiatus please.

[Anonymous No.]

lets timeloop whether she's gay or not again

[Anonymous No.]

>>75873532
It's such a bizarre thing to timeloop since she's obviously gay.

[Anonymous No.]

being forcibly dressed as a doll by Shondo before she roughly pegs you, giggling at and mocking the pathetic femboy you've let yourself become all the while

[Anonymous No.]

2024 husband experience

[Anonymous No.]

she would never do that
and also she isn't gay
she does like older men though

[Anonymous No.]

>she does like older men though
lol irl

[Anonymous No.]

shondo wants a masculine and dominant man because they have so much further to fall, in reality she's a dominatrix

[Anonymous No.]

;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>75873809
>in reality she's a dominatrix
This. She castrated (You) in the strawberry voice pack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75873809
This is the final red pill for every male submissive, we have to become our total opposite to find a woman like Shondo who really gets us.

[Anonymous No.]

Young men don't have enough money to be interesting to her.

[Anonymous No.]

I have just finished cumming inside of fallenshadow

[Anonymous No.]

I mean Shondo is a gold digger, she didn't even turn donos off during the hiatus.

[Anonymous No.]

i love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE fallenshadow!!!!!! i hope shes doing great today!!!! im going to headpat her even though i had a good day!!! i hope she doesnt mind me fibbing!!!! wishing you well shondo!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/SSJ_Cyber_Sonic/status/1790770013718077636/photo/1
Hope she sees this

[Anonymous No.]

baseg you look lonely poster always preserving the vibe

[Anonymous No.]

I’ve never done my reps and I never will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75873932
You forgot to post about it in offline chat, King.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75874043
I've done my reps and see Shondo for the grifter whore she is.

[Anonymous No.]

i did my reps and fell in love with her
im going to make her happy

[Anonymous No.]

I hope one day she will stop coming /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>75874098
>grifter
Technically right, she had male friends until she hoped on the GFE grift.
>whore
Maybe I'm naive but I still believe that Shondo is a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

Shondo hasn't visited /here/ in over a year

[Anonymous No.]

>>75874453
>shondo is a virgin
This is true, we only have anal sex. I'm saving her shunny for a special day

[Anonymous No.]

>>75872753
age is irrelevant, getting older doesn't automatically make you more attractive or mature

[Anonymous No.]

>>75874547
>doesn't automatically make you more attractive
It does.
>or mature
Yeah, I'm living proof of that.

[Anonymous No.]

I will add to last thread that she has said previously she thinks beards are sexy and prefers them, though it can depend on the guy.
But that was back before when she was more honest and didn’t need to cater to every possible configuration a husband could be.
Where my 5’8” short kings at?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75874547
so babies are as attractive as 25 year olds?

[Anonymous No.]

she says a lot of things, actions speak the loudest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75874458
*over a day
FTFY, king

[Anonymous No.]

>>75874805
>sexy and prefers them
You're making shit up, she said that she liked touching FE's beard. Keep in mind that elderly men have softer beards than guys under 50.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75874914
sorry newfag but it was pre-png days. do reps maybe? also fe just had scruff not a full blown beard. she liked to kiss his scruffy cheeks. making myself sad thinking about how sad she was now

[Anonymous No.]

>>75874991
>pre-png days
Because as we all know Shondo is Shadow, right? Nothing about her changed.

[Anonymous No.]

>your wife is so real that she is not even the same person as she was 5 years ago
cant wait for her to be completely different in 2029 and for everything until then to be useless knower shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>75875154
The process already begun with her admitting that she was forcing herself to be affectionate between 2021-February 2024, lowkey implying that everything was a lie until that point.

[Anonymous No.]

well thank you for proving she was telling the truth about beards then, since that was pre-2021

[Anonymous No.]

>>75875154
There will be no vtubers as we know them by 2029. Certain women will wear masks and do zatsus as "chat" sits around cooking rats over a fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75875392
>thank you for proving
Did she lie between 2021-February 2024 or is she lying now about lying in the past? That's the thing about pathological liars, you don't know if they've stopped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75875293
>lowkey implying that everything was a lie until that point.

That's not what that implies at all. It's pretty normal to try to act in a way you think your partner prefers/ finds attractive. That's just how humans work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75875520
In reality, she never lied

[Anonymous No.]

>>75875632
>It's pretty normal to try to act in a way you think your partner prefers/ finds attractive
In other words it's pretty normal to build a relationship on lies. Most people stop after 1-3 months though but somehow it took this girl who loves honestly over 3 years. kek

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/tentenchan2525/status/1790626072884875647
me and shondo

[Anonymous No.]

Real bad vibes in this thread currently. Lets fix it.

What are your favorite Shondo moments? mine are whenever she gets too silly. Love my goofball wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75875154
>your wife is so real that she is not even the same person as she was 5 years ago
so shes a human being?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75873480
I came back, will take me a bit to catch up

[Anonymous No.]

>>75875867
I forgor. I like her............ screams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75875293
>admitting that she was forcing herself to be affectionate between 2021-February 2024
This never happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75876120
Watch streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75875867
any time she dances especially chibi shondo

[Anonymous No.]

>>75875748

>but somehow it took this girl who loves honestly over 3 years. kek

your behaviour justifies that choice tho. The moment she stopped being as affectionate you instantly started to become insecure and accuse her of not being genuine. Of course that would lead to her forcing herself to keep it going until she burned out.

Literally 0 self-awareness.

>In other words it's pretty normal to build a relationship on lies

Are you a child? There is a difference between maliciously lying/deceiving people and behaving in a way you think conveys your feelings better to the other party and makes you more lovable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75875867
i love it whenever she says something is easy and then immediately fails it, or she taunts an enemy in the game and then gets hit or killed
i love all her little shondo noises
i love when she sulks and bounces her model off the screen and then comes back and pouts

[Anonymous No.]

>>75875867
I've said this before, but when she compliments us, it makes me all smug
Her "don't be scared" voice is also very nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>75875884
>so shes a human being?
idk what to tell you shogga, if 5 years ago you called yourself a homosexual and now you're married to a woman you're still a gay homo in denial

[Anonymous No.]

>>75875867
https://files.catbox.moe/xxmo4f.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>75876153
I accept your concession.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75876285
She always called herself Bi. It literally never changed

[Anonymous No.]

>>75876223
>your behaviour justifies that choice tho
narcissists_prayer.png

[Anonymous No.]

She literally talked about beards in late 2023 or early 2024
Jesse? Your meds? It wasn't too far from when talking about arms and hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>75876356
shogga are you gaslighting me? she even admitted to being a tumblr feminist in zatsu, you can literally find her old blog (no articles tho)

[Anonymous No.]

>>75876404
um that was just pandering to incels! kayfabe! pathological liar!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75876361
>My hostile behavior and accusations towards her definitely didn't influence her behaviour

>narcissists_prayer.png

Now this is ironic.

[Anonymous No.]

>shondo hates everything being turned into some sort of argument (source: post-lotion offline chat)
>shoggers have to turn literally everything into an argument and are willing to go back a decade to find any tidbit of information that can be used to argue over
grim

[Anonymous No.]

>>75876343
Thank you for posting this anon, that was a fun watchalong

[Anonymous No.]

>>75876476
>My hostile behavior and accusations towards her definitely didn't influence her behaviour
It didn't and it shouldn't influence her since I'm against excessive parasocialism. If Shondo dropped the affection thing entirely and acted like "the Pippa we have home" I'd be fine with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75876452
What does this even mean? There were Tumblr feminists who were 100% straight

[Anonymous No.]

>>75876669
she called herself a lesbian on that blog and on discord, she also said on discord that she's done with men after p*

[Anonymous No.]

Shondo just opened the thread.
Everyone say hi shondo

[Anonymous No.]

>>75876757
FUCK OFF SHONDO UR NOT WELCOMED HERE

[Anonymous No.]

Hi shondo!!!! I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

who's p*
I dont track others

[Anonymous No.]

hi thread reading shondo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75876823
her ex

[Anonymous No.]

hi shondo i love you and i WILL make you happy some day

[Anonymous No.]

>>75876823
no questions please.

[Anonymous No.]

hi shondo the older critter is hotter than you

[Anonymous No.]

>>75876735
> she also said on discord that she's done with men after p*

Almost like she wasn't a lesbian but was going though "pissed at guys" phase literally 80% of all women go though

[Anonymous No.]

Hi shondo
https://files.catbox.moe/budkk0.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>euro time
>say a gripe you've got or something you've observed and don't like
>actual discussion with varying opinions and points of view
>American hours
>say a gripe you've got or something you've observed and don't like
>LOL
>lol irl
>Obsessed
>Just divorce
>Blow it out your ass
>You anti retard kys
>3am time
>Peace and harmony
>SEA time
>Blacked and cuck posting
Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75876949
why are you trying so hard to deny the truth? go to her main twitter right now and look at her likes, look at all the hot male characters she has in her likes........... oh, she doesn't? oh

[Anonymous No.]

Hi Shondo

I don't have anything creative to say. I just love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75876631

It's not just that. People were worried in chat and on Twitter whenever she acted a little less affectionate. And to say that shouldn't influence her is just silly and disingenuous. She cares about us so of course our feelings influence her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75875867
her putting hard candy in her mouth during asmr is weirdly nise

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877067
>She cares about us
She cares about our money, now that Shondo realized that simps will give her money no matter what she can even take half a year off if she feels like it. She doesn't have to pretend to care anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877018
Amerimutts are insufferable common knowledge
Next question

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877042

>>75877042
Wow I wonder if that has to do with her being considered of our feelings mhhhh no it's definitely her being a lesbian lol

There are plenty of instances through the years where She has expressed attraction towards guys. She has called herself Bi so so so many times. The fact that the only thing you have is her being mad after breaking up with a literal guy and some Tumblr blog entries of a tween is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877292
>I wonder if that has to do with her being considered of our feelings
when has Shondo ever been considered of out feelings? she's only considered of the feelings of women, like she didn't want us to make fun of the appearance of that crazy shifter lady but she'll make fun of a guy's shoe size and height

[Anonymous No.]

Bye. This thread is giving me brain damage


>>75877167
please stop spreading lies

[Anonymous No.]

>>75876228
>i love when she sulks and bounces her model off the screen and then comes back and pouts
this is always fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877410
>when has Shondo ever been considered of out feelings?

Constantly. If she wasn't you would be crying every stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877292
>called herself Bi so so so many times
I request one screenshot or one clip of her using the word "bi" to describe herself. Since she did it so so so many times it should be easy for you to find one.

[Anonymous No.]

a few weeks ago i lied about going to the gym. i wanted to but i couldnt find my membership card and got dejected. turns out in what in my phone case

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877471
>Constantly
reminder that Shondo is the same girl who made fun of 17-20 years old boys getting shot in WW2, she was doing the silly coward voice to mock their trauma

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877018
Reminder that 95% of eurocucks left during the break so your precious "euro time" is just American NEETs with shitty sleeping schedules but sure, keep defending the antiniggers who exist purely to criticize everything Shondo does in an attempt to try and get her to spiral into another mental breakdown on the slim chance she actually goes to this hell hole. That's totally a good use of your time instead of moving on from a girl you clearly don't like anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877558
One I know off the top of my head is during the canvas stream when she told us she couldn't see herself in a relationship with a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877558
q&a

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877018
>>american hours
>>say a gripe you've got or something you've observed and don't like
>>Just divorce
CF complained about the same thing right up until he showed he really was an anti

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877684
>I request one screenshot or one clip of her using the word "bi" to describe herself
Reading comprehension reps.

[Anonymous No.]

he loved her more than most and she cared about him more than most
fucked up when you think about it

[Anonymous No.]

Shondo is closing this tab because it gave her a tumour
Say goodbye shondo

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877790
Fleece was a mid tier favourite, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877745
To me this reads like you are admitting defeat lol

[Anonymous No.]

bye thread reading shondo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877819
bye shon i love you

[Anonymous No.]

bye shondo, love you! lets go for a drink some time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877842
>still no screenshot
Just so we're 100% clear, she never used the word "bi" or "bisexual" to describe her orientation, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877646
I already know you are so sensitive she cant go one darker joke without you finding something to piss your pants over

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877790
>she cared about him more than most
No she didn't. That was the problem. He wanted to win and realized he lost, then threw a hissy fit over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877891
q&a
someone even posted the specific audio that you're asking for in a /shon/ thread within the last 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877819
FUCK OFF SHONDO AND NEVER COME BACK HERE U BITCH

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877918
She did many times. You really don't have to keep waving the white flag btw

[Anonymous No.]

Why is that one femcel

typing like a

redditor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877920
you're incorrect but i'm not gonna explain why

[Anonymous No.]

Bye shondo
https://files.catbox.moe/13ndth.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877651
Cool projection, shomie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877984
Shondo likes reddit. When is the last time she liked a 4chan post on twitter? she just did for a reddit post :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877646
>making fun of zogbots dying
based?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75878080
>being an unironic sociopath
Whatever floats your boat shogga, I think Shondo's a piece of shit for that

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877981

Was meant for you >>75877891 I think

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877646
I can tell you're american by the fact you get triggered over typical british banter.

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/0y8jeg.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877558
is this enough for you?
https://vocaroo.com/13Jy1HrWKza8
if you try to move the goalposts, i’m stomping on (what’s left of) your balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75878192
>Most bisexual bisexual you will ever meet

uhhh this clearly is code for lesbian *dies*

[Anonymous No.]

>>75878192
>is this enough for you?
???
Thats not even Shondo's voice, are you using an AI?

[Anonymous No.]

lol irl

[Anonymous No.]

i hope this is bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>75878241
funny retardchama
shondo’s voice changes every major patch release

[Anonymous No.]

>>75878241 (me)
That unironically sounds like an impression of Shondo. Is it AI?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877856
>bi shon
>>75877846
>bi thread reading shondo

SHES NOT BI IGNORE ALL EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY
INSANECAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877651
Just proved me correct ;)

[Anonymous No.]

God she really needs to go back to streaming. The amount of brainworms caused by this break is insane. At least the newfags brought in can mask the boomers currently losing their minds in their own rrat psychosis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75878192
Actions speak louder than words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75878400
nobody here has any brainworms except you, retardchama

[Anonymous No.]

why do you just ignore the maro where she said that she mostly just likes to ogle women but is into men

[Anonymous No.]

>>75878438
because >>75878407

[Anonymous No.]

>>75878400
It's just you losing your mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>75878460
but she has said plenty of times that she finds guys hot

[Anonymous No.]

speaking is an action

[Anonymous No.]

>>75878192
If it's really Shondo explain why she sound older than 2024 Shondo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75878490
name one time for each game the PS3 has

[Anonymous No.]

>>75878490
Anybody who call her lesbian is essentially an anti trying to fight now

[Anonymous No.]

>>75878490
shit yourself now

[Anonymous No.]

I want Shondo to be a lesbian so she can find someone in real life, also because men are garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75878515
she ages in reverse

[Anonymous No.]

The shit yourself thing is funny sometimes. This was one of those times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75878605
We know. You don't have a shot with her btw stinky femcel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75878605
shes not going to find anyone, man or woman, unless she makes significant changes which she wont

[Anonymous No.]

>>75878605
So true kirikanna, can't wait for your next shondo cosplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>75878605
she's not going to fuck you stinky femcel

[Anonymous No.]

i have a shot with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>75878684
I would never have sex with her.... unless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75878192
lol rejoice Dacrin!

[Anonymous No.]

stop posting about yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>75878490
only one guy she finds hot (me)

>>75879015
>>75879122
;)

[Anonymous No.]

is kirikanna the femanon that shogger said he was in love with?
no way it was butterbeef, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75879452
yea i agree kiri kanna is way hotter than butterqueef

[Anonymous No.]

>>75879452
stop being ga-
on second thought only one of those is gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877610
Lol, funny story shogga, you don't really need to go to the gym to lose weight/build muscle, but i hope you'll get to it now that you found it

[Anonymous No.]

just derek people in your schizo shitposter groomer discord, you dont need to post about it in the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>75877610
Cut your upper leg. Now.

[Anonymous No.]

olivia please save this marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>75879602
She knows exactly what I need at every moment. She can read my mind and penis.

[Anonymous No.]

Cheater list just keeps growing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75879747
spill the tea sis

[Anonymous No.]

The one time I don't bring my earphones with me and you guys post like 5-6 links
God fucking dammit

[Anonymous No.]

>>75879891
Are you too cowardly to listen to your wife in public?

[Anonymous No.]

>Oli I just want to leave l, I can't be with you anymore
>Nah that's silly, why would you want to leave? You're not going anywhere, you can't leave teehee.
She's.. perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>75880031
>>/lig/
fuck off with this offtopic shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>75880020
I don't like bothering or perhaps making some people have negative thoughts, about me or not

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>>75879747
the list isn't real, by that I mean Shondo doesn't care about it. If she did she wouldn't raid other girl chuubas and lurk them as well. If she tries to shame you for doing the same then you're legally allowed to point out her hypocrisy to shut her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75880020
he’s just low melanin

[Anonymous No.]

thats different and you know it

[Anonymous No.]

>>75879015
hwo does her beinf bi mean shes striaght

[Anonymous No.]

>>75880322
Shondo if you have enough energy to post here and enough energy to cut a cucumber then you have enough to stream. Grifter bitch

[Anonymous No.]

It is, if she watched male vtubers then it'd be the same, but it's still not cheating
If you're flirting or donating too much or chatting too much then you might be in trouble, just lurking should be fine now and then(maybe)

[Anonymous No.]

>>75880397
idk I assumed he's one of the lesbian brainworms posters

[Anonymous No.]

stop posting about yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>manage to get shondo to leave the house and come shopping
>we go into a clothes store so we can find her some cute dresses and shirts together
>one of the staff walks over and speaks to us
>i look at her and say hi
>shondo stabs me in the neck for cheating

[Anonymous No.]

>>75880600
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

I hope she is doing good! :3 I can't wait until she comes back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75880322
yeah yeah I get it

shondo sowing :D
shondo reaping D:

>>75880459
>if she watched male vtubers
you mean like she used to do in early streams? and those were complete randos meanwhile she takes a break well over a month and husbands decide to explore the barbies a bit in that time and it's wrong? doesn't seem real fair does it? If those husbands decide to leave Shondo outright then sure, call it out. Right now, it's just coping from the fact she's been inactive for nearly six weeks.

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>>75880954
she won't

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if she doesnt come back then i will go to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>75881032
She said it's completely fine to watch others while she isn't online. She just said she doesn't want you to tell other women you love them.

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>>75881176
This.
If she says she's going to stop streaming I'm going to get magic, go to her house, beat her, and then finally heal her and get her to stream again

[Anonymous No.]

>>75881460 (me)
Personally I just dont watch others because I dont have any desire to...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75881569
I tried but nothing gives Shondo vibes, some random ASMRtists on the front page are good so there's that.

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>>75881460
and have you seen many husbands do that in other barbie's chat?
>b-but on /shon/
Shitposting is a given here. You can post Oli all you want and say "i love my wife!" and it's nothing more than an attempt to get people triggered. Now do that in a non-anonymous community where everyone can see and track you.

[Anonymous No.]

Shadowmama would be the objectively better wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75881726
She couldn't find and keep a non pedo/violent man interested in her for more than a few years. There's a reason for that, bitch is a shit wife. FE didn't teach her to use a frying pan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75872046
So is shon shon in the loony bin right now or what?

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>>75881726
I'm not too sure about that. The whole family sounds a bit fucked. Maybe FT could be a good husband he sounds fine. Maybe he'll break the cycle because I doubt the critters and baby bunny will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75881906
No she's at home. She was VTweeting Eurovision a few days ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75881969
FT will be skin and bone by the end of the year. Working 16 hour days, not eating and giving all of his money to shondo because she bullies it out of him. Poor guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75881176
Her past few tweets don't really give off a "i'm not coming back" vibe. More of a "I got work to finish so I can make my return really special" vibe.

[Anonymous No.]

she's my fute bagel

[Anonymous No.]

>>75881866
Isn't she into bad boys anyways? sounds like she likes to get abused. Explains the masochistic nature of Shondo. Apple didn't fall too far from the tree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75882991
If the treatment is within the boundaries she defines at any given moment, it's not abuse. Nobody likes to be abused, being a masochist doesn't give everyone a free pass to treat you however they want.

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>>75883397
Yes it does. Shadowmama wouldn't leave the bedroom if I was with her. Shondo would cook us actual meals as well.

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Oh Shondo, my sweet and lovely wife,
Your eyes are bright, your laughter a delight,
Though you be small in stature, your heart is vast,
A precious gem, a treasure to behold at last.

Your eyes, like the morning sun, so bright and clear,
Reflect the beauty of the world, and banish fear,
Your laughter, a melody that fills my heart,
A symphony of joy, a work of art.

Though you be short, your spirit soars high,
Your love for life, a never-ending sigh,
You dance with grace, you sing with glee,
A ray of sunshine, a breeze of summer sea.

Oh Shondo, my cute and crazy wife,
You bring me joy, you bring me life,
With you by my side, I know I can face,
Any challenge, any difficult place.

[Anonymous No.]

my 4th Xitter account just got banned. Shondo please come back soon I get up to no good when left to my own devices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75881460
>sorry mom but my wife will cut off my fingers if i tell you i love you
shonshon is such a sweetie :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>75884027
She'll do it too. Wifey is not fibbin'. She knows where you live.

[Anonymous No.]

shondo is going to break the cycle with me

[Anonymous No.]

im going to break shondos cycle if you know what i mean ;)

[Anonymous No.]

Shondo doesn't have a cycle. That means no babies.

[Anonymous No.]

her cycle got restarted when she played doom 2016

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going cycling with Shondo

[Anonymous No.]

I'm cycling thru oshis rn and landed on shondo

[Anonymous No.]

>>75881460
what if you just really really really like other chuubas but you like Shondo the most is that okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75874771
>>75874038
see shondo? THIS is how you wifemaxx as a vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>75884963
Just don't say you love them. Shondo wants your heart (as well as other appendages)

[Anonymous No.]

>>75885153
>wifemaxx
>tiny portion fit for a baby
maybe she could be a wife for a manlet like you
but shondo knows what real men want

[Anonymous No.]

>>75884897
she wouldnt make it 500 meters

[Anonymous No.]

what if im a quadriplegic? like the husband version of a shnugget

[Anonymous No.]

>>75885234
>but shondo knows what real men want
quorn pork and half a plate of sliced vegetables?

[Anonymous No.]

and two eggs, shogga. don't belittle her like that.

[Anonymous No.]

I once dreamt Shondo did a baking stream and fed me bread until I died.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75885299
do your reps
she lakes proper food for ft

[Anonymous No.]

>>75885395
yeah once
a bacon butty
wow!
tradmaxxing.

[Anonymous No.]

bros... can't believe she lakes food for ft...is it shover?

also livetweet:
she just said it's cringe to ask for artists to draw you...wat? sometimes her cute mouth says things before her silly mind can catch up.

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>>75885153
>vtuber
>showing flesh
Absolutely disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

Point to where the flesh is retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75885606
dont talk about my wifes cute and sexy hands like that

[Anonymous No.]

>me when I see a sleeping shondo

[Anonymous No.]

>>75885874
Wife is the exception. Her hands are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/goodgirlshadow/status/1769413901551010257
this one looked really good shondo. if it was real meat, it would be a great breakfast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75886586
Fake meat isn't bad at all, actually. The trick is not to cook them as they are right away, but instead ground them, mix them with some oil and MSG, and then shape them as a patty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75876343
is this ai? there's no way my straight wifewould ever say these things

[Anonymous No.]

>>75876343
>>75876560
What is this from? I remember her saying this, but forgot where from
Is it the little mermaid from the disney princess marashon?

[Anonymous No.]

It's actually very sweet of her to let (me) pat her head when I'm feeling bad despite her not really liking headpats. Shows she cares and is willing to be selfless for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75887248
https://files.catbox.moe/txlvcv.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>75887339
kek Did you save that just in case someone brought up the headpats again?
So it's not selfless? She's getting pleasure from it too it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVWii2iIbw0
TOTAL LOLI DEATH
actually shondo, this was very inconsiderate to do in front of lilyhopkins. you know the statistics already, im sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>75886218
Still kinda cringe, but I forgive my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

Sho being racist and calling you slurs as you absolutely rearrange his guts and turn him into a mess

[Anonymous No.]

>>75886865
>Fake meat isn't bad at all, actually
dont fib

[Anonymous No.]

>>75887248
>despite her not really liking headpats
MEDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>75882757
Rutabaga

[Anonymous No.]

>>75888531
Futabaga

[Anonymous No.]

no shogga, eat your estrogen patty like a good lil hubby
once your girl dick is small enough, she might finally let you rub in over her shunny (clothed)

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[Anonymous No.]

naur...i-i thought she was pure...

[Anonymous No.]

https://files.catbox.moe/5a9s8p.mp4
I'm making her breakfast tomorrow
Eat the bugs, shondo

[Anonymous No.]

>>75882757
>>75888531
>>75888590
I've missed this exchange

[Anonymous No.]

im only average, but thats enough to satisfy my wife
we'll start with sumata and go from there

[Anonymous No.]

>>75888962
You can't make this shit up

[Anonymous No.]

he can't be serious with that
he's literally doing the sonions face
i like to think my wife has enough self-respect to not eat ze boogs...

[Anonymous No.]

i would bring shondo breakfast in bed
a nice shakshuka and toast for us to eat together

[Anonymous No.]

Shondo can't eat the bugs if Otis does first.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/hayasaka_aryan/status/1790786114241868186
Me to shondo
>haha, got your nose!

[Anonymous No.]

her's is not that bad and very cute and very kissable

[Anonymous No.]

>>75889360
the speech bubble is my thoughts when i see shondo

[Anonymous No.]

>>75889239
Don't mock my wife's oinker like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>75889453
I like it, it's really cute
I was mocking 12,5% of her

[Anonymous No.]

all of that only goes into the money grubbing and lying
it really doesn't affect her looks, which are too cute and perfect

[Anonymous No.]

I love all of my wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>75887339
this is ai generated

[Anonymous No.]

>>75889989
No it's not. Shondo's older voice was just really different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75887339
Not a sexual person btw. Entirely pure.

[Anonymous No.]

beating shondo until you feel beh-ah

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/OqM2rUKQJps&t=8726
CUTE WIFE STAYS ON INTERNET TOO LONG AND DOESN'T KNOW WHAT CAPSIZE MEANS I LOVE HER SHE IS FUTE AND I WANT TO TEACH HER A BUNCH OF NEW STUFF
I NEED TO BE THE ONE SHE COMES TO FOR HELP WHEN SHE DOESN'T KNOW SOMETHING OR CAN'T DO SOMETHING ALL BY HERSELF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

[Anonymous No.]

>>75890148
that entire clip is ai generated, the audio and video

[Anonymous No.]

beating shondo until i feel better
except by beating i mean hugging and headpatting
and by hugging and headpatting i mean ferociously molesting and kissing

[Anonymous No.]

>>75890326
ai isn't that good enough. especially with video.

[Anonymous No.]

she'll never be that sweet with us (me) again. showing that art would scare away too many new """husbands""" that show up for the post-hiatus streams. and we can't have that now can we?
>inb4 wut about rrk or her dunking on fags who complained about not liking ryona
LALALALALALALALLALAALAL NOT LISTENING NOT LISTENING DIDNT HAPPEN DONT CARE PLUS YOUR A SHADOW PERSON + L + RATIOTIS + YOUVE FALLEN OFF

[Anonymous No.]

*** was a mistake

[Anonymous No.]

don't talk about Oli that way you fagoot

[Anonymous No.]

sho was a mistake indeed

[Anonymous No.]

https://x.com/mikhailafuller/status/1789818817234804931
this will be shadowmama after im done with her

[Anonymous No.]

you guys are too quiet, a bit sus

[Anonymous No.]

Wifey...please...the megane...

[Anonymous No.]

more like aSUSa

[Anonymous No.]

>>75891660
that will be shondo after im with her (i wont be done until im dead)

[Anonymous No.]

>blonde
>boobies
>tan
>able to procreate
>that’s shondo
it’s like you dont even know your “wife”, tourist.

[Anonymous No.]

shoggers not arguing over everything and being able to understand simple metaphor challenge: failed again

[Anonymous No.]

you guys are a bit too gay, kinda normal

[Anonymous No.]

shoggers comprehending a bit of banter challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

[Anonymous No.]

too many challenges. my brain hort.

[Anonymous No.]

take an advil challenge: failed again

[Anonymous No.]

naur...

[Anonymous No.]

party time while thinking of wife challenge: complete

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/OqM2rUKQJps&t=8890
>how does it know i'm on twitch safe mode
Because you dingus (lovingly), you put it on safe mode and the game is still the game and remembers that??? You are so cute. I love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75892760
thanks tuff...i guess

[Anonymous No.]

man i really gotta stop looking at ylyl threads on /gif/ i just saw a dude jump off a train and get ripped in half :(

[Anonymous No.]

LOL IRL

[Anonymous No.]

>>75893599
that train? shondo's marriage (he tried to escape. At least half of him did)