/MANS/ - Holostars EN General

[Anonymous No.]

Clumsy Maids Edition

Last thread: >>75475456
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

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>>75522548
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

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>>75522548
Happy Maid Day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75522548
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
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>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
No new music, do your playlist reps!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

[Anonymous No.]

VD 3D announcement next week

[Anonymous No.]

>>75522564
AMEN

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>>75522564
Amen.
>>75522668
Big if true

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>>75522668
Lmao

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LEADER LOVE
Soon with Pokeautism

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>>75522708
>>75522548
Happy Maid Day!

[Anonymous No.]

I miss my autistic pilot

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>>75522937
Happy maid day anon!

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>>75522903
>Won't be able to actually play pokemon until next year

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>>75523180
hoping he does another binaural mic gurellia, his menshi one was cute..

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>>75522937
happy maid day~

[Anonymous No.]

>>75523531
I need more quickies in my life

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[Anonymous No.]

Whens the next podcast episode?

[Anonymous No.]

finally armis collabs again... home

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>>75523255
seggs

[Anonymous No.]

I love maids

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>>75524025
Soon (TM)

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>>75522686
we need more red meidos

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>>75506917
Don't worry anon when i get in next year i'll make fun of mexicans every chance i get

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>>75523969
CUTE

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<3

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>>75525140
very cute, but why do some artists do a tiny drawing and 75% white background?

[Anonymous No.]

THIS SMUG FACE SINCE DAY ONE
BUT ON THE TELLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeoo3ah_gng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeoo3ah_gng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeoo3ah_gng

[Anonymous No.]

enough maid boys, I wish I was the guild's personal free use maid instead..

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>>75525303
You know how a fancy restaurant will give you a small serving on a bigass plate

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>>75525303
Makes the subject appear smaller

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There's never enough maid boys.

[Anonymous No.]

kek axel on the surprise menshi overlap telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-bhbI7SRs8

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>>75525707
Reminds me of that one magyume

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MARNIE ON STREAM

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>>75525751
nahone

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>>75525869

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>>75525840
he definitely still reads these threads and does it on purpose kek

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https://twitter.com/amehigejz/status/1637067398242258946

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Would you rather Altare join the mile high club with the flight attendant Pikachu or the pilot Pikachu?

[Anonymous No.]

Leader being scammed once again for the love of Pikachu

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>>75526230
Both

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*Casts a spell to bless Reeda with good pulls*

>>75526218
>Being serviced by a genki and calm maid at the same time
Nice

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>Pidgeit

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we need to lock GB's filters away

[Anonymous No.]

Cooks pidgit

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>>75526681

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MAIDCHOU RABU

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>>75526681
I wanna munch on his hat

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>>75524773

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>>75526681
*casts a counter spell*

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>>75526750
Let my cute, dumb wife play with his cute, dumb colors

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>>75527426
Isn't he already colored

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altare is being cringe and unfunny again. I love it

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The fuck kind of pokemon is a car engine

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>>75527863
It was some gimmick meme mon that was used as a stage for the bullied losers that you bully into going back to school

[Anonymous No.]

I like Honedge. Is that a controversial opinion?

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>>75528012
Aegislash was one of the most popular gen 6 pokemon at the time so no

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>>75527726
He is being endearing as always

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>what are you going to do?

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>garchomp
Mega Garchomp fixed that, then they removed megas.

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't shiny Pikachu just Dedenne

[Anonymous No.]

Leader got booped

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>>75528593
Megas returning soon™

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LOL 2 CHARIZARD

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The Marnie on that pad looks pregnant

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>>75529110
yeah, from me

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>almost ended our nuzlock

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>biologically its allowed
Oh no, Altare is a few strings of diologue away from certain crossbreeding with pokemon being naturally acceptable.

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>>75529427
Leader, focus on your stream

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THE GOLDEN POOP

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>>75528593
Mega-Garchomp sucked because it was slower than regular Garchomp

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Why are there less cards in some packs kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>75530937
Dont think about it

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>>75530937
I think when it comes to booster boxes, you get fewer cards per pack but more backs per box.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when Altare used to wear gloves his mom gave him? What happened to those?

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[Anonymous No.]

That Lucario seems a bit ill

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>>75531205
didn't those get dirty/stained? they were white.

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>>75531205
he only did that twice!

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Altare hates Bettel

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>>75531858
me too!

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pikachu please...

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GIVE MY SON HIS PIKACHU

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he's not joking. altare is very sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>Bettel asking for Rio
How does the ghost do it

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hearing the hope fade in leader's voice makes me want to cry

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[Anonymous No.]

Does Altare actually play the TCG

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I swear that leader and clown had the same car engine mon discussion last SV box opening

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>>75533419
don't think so. he just hugs these card to sleep.

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LEADER LOVE

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https://twitter.com/F_HotaH/status/1788861681403334799

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Japan arc brought Axel and Bettel together

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>>75534565
Its wonderful!

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https://twitter.com/kumaaa_yay/status/1789034366854918609

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>>75535078

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Why do they all have to stream at the same time

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bazinger hates me...

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>>75534565
Because axel can get girls and we know what bettel likes

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https://twitter.com/azuimaginaria/status/1788782486434292176

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>leader gets two $100 Charizard cards
>No Pikachu
Lol

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No Pikachu for Leader, sadge

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>>75535351
STARS EN UNITY

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Mama must have REALLY zonked out.

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Mama…

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>>75535878
Why doesn't he just stream later? Oversleeping 2 streams in a row is a bit much

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>>75535878

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>>75535984
>Oversleeping 2 streams in a row is a bit much
I think he's done that for most of his streams in this past week alone

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>>75535984
I said the same thing about Flayon. If these boys are staying up until late night/early in the morning JST, they need to move their usual NA timeslots a bit later.

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MAMA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVd861YFINA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVd861YFINA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVd861YFINA

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MAMA ON THE OVERSLEPT TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVd861YFINA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVd861YFINA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVd861YFINA

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>>75535984
>>75536215
right??? maybe they're looking at some youtube analytics thing where they have more audience at these timeslots.

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>>75536415
Well, this IS their timeslots.

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>>75536415
or maybe he's trying to keep the same time slot he's had since last year

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trying to catch their schedules drive me nuts actually i swore i had all of them jotted down and boom there's changes (not to mention i'm starting to feel insane when they swap to jst-pst and i fuck up the hours, looking at you shinri and flayon) i know the tempus teamup has been a mess bc of that lately but thanks for bearing with me anons chuchu

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>>75536337
>>75536372
He's dieing.....

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>>75536518
ganbatte, elysium anon. they're scheds will get better when they go home soon.

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>Forgot he had a membie stream today

Oh Shinri...

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>>75536637
"dying" is the word you're trying to use

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>>75536653
*their. i'm sorry for jobbing i just woke up

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>>75536518
I think the only ones staying to their schedules are armis and altare (if he streams), while the jp boys are doing mostly guerillas and axel doing whatever; don't worry about it too much anon

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>>75536691
HE'S DYING!
we don't have time for proper spelling!

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Oh wow that's one hella overlap tonight

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https://twitter.com/__sapere/status/1789104938116591907

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>>75536762
oh but we do. it's our revenge for them giving us extended dead hours and blueballing us for weeks.

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>>75536919
dual milk stream action

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>>75536919
why does goldie have a beard?

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>>75536919
that's some random ossan cosplaying goldbullet

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>>75536658
Toss a stream to your poorkoi.

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I used to dream having 7/10 talents active at the same time

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>im getting dumber
what being a vtuber does to you

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>>75536919
>>75537043
extreamely hairy ossan.

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>>75535591
cute! i'm a sucker for anything holographic lamination

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>>75536691
dieing always sounded funnier

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RUZE ARMIS TELLY
https://youtu.be/m2eBcqfm5UY
https://youtu.be/m2eBcqfm5UY
https://youtu.be/m2eBcqfm5UY

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>>75536747
Shinri kept his same schedule (6pm PDT, with two of either Tue/Wed/Thur off), he's just been oversleeping this week
You just have to remember that his schedule is a day ahead for NA since it's in JST

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THE BIGGEST TELLY POST EVER

AXEL WAS HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac3fRTjbXLM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac3fRTjbXLM

BETTEL WAS HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6kEYVN3y9Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6kEYVN3y9Q

NO JURARD TOWER POV

GOLDIE TOWER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCF0j0nnGv4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCF0j0nnGv4

TAVI TOWER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W_8N-eFnD4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W_8N-eFnD4

RUZE TOWER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2eBcqfm5UY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2eBcqfm5UY

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>>75536919
SEEEGGS

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i missed the start, is he gonna do the menshi stream tomorrow instead?

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Tower Unite is such a fun game but just knowing that Jurard is gonna scream the whole time makes me not want to watch this.

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why no dino pov

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>>75537435
2 more streams to choose from anon

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Ruze is a white ball

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>Ruze is a normal ass white
>Why are you white
Racistmite we need you

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mommy made me mash my m&ms

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>ruze is a normalass WHITE golf ball

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>>75537455
He never woke up from his sleep yesterday (verbatim comment)

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>>75537551
Ruze is white and a normie confirmed????

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Bettelion, how can you stand your oshi?

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Jurard's voice is fucked

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kek is he having tech issues?

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>>75537687
I don't think his whiteness has ever been in question

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Shinri is typing his graduation letter

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>furiously typing
what has the clown done

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>>75537884
This is a sign he should've played it with Shinri like god intended

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Not gonna lie, I'm a bit irritated that the clown has derailed the stream.

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>>75537884
>blamed dingo on them being late

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Lazy clown

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>>75537884
Axel said mic issues

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>>75537870
it's hotter that way for me

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>>75537884
Second manager Shinri...

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>>75537884
why is he contacting shinri who is streaming and not the tech support, hakka?

[Anonymous No.]

What would be of Bettel's career without Shinri?

[Anonymous No.]

Octavio needs to stop

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>very unrealistic, we can't touch balls

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Ruze just called banchou a whore...

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>>75538013
he can't. the divorce didn't end on good terms.

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>let’s gooooooo
I sure hope so, mama

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>>75538013
>Height 174 cm
Clearly you can't trust his guild card, he probably lied about being tech supoort

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>Am I winning?
Said like a true boyfailure.

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>"We're all in our 30s"
>everyone laughs
>"Perfect age for golfing."

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Banchou truly boyfailing stupendously tonight

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>>75538238
>"We're all in our 30s"
I am and I don't like golfing

[Anonymous No.]

Can Betellion handle Axel's shenanigans?

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>Ruze cleanly gliding in to an eagle
>Camera switches to Jurard
>He's smashing his face into a wall

[Anonymous No.]

I remember Tempus' golf with friends collab where they tried so hard to stay seiso until Hakka slipped. Armis just doesn't care.

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Jurard is truly the perfect foil for Altare, he's godawful at video game golf

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bettels stream is objectively better

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IM MUTING ALL OF TY NOW!

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>>75538335
I hope they can't and don't. I want to see some infighting so dingoose dies.

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>>75538370
Truly masters of kayfabe

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>>75538427
Based

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They have got to turn on collision

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Jurard thought Ruze wanted to touch his balls and got rejected.

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KEK they're too dumb

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>Ruze referencing Jujutsu Kaisen
What world are we in?

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Holy shit Octavio is killing me

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https://twitter.com/Mr_R1tZ_21/status/1788966352541437982

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>the rich boy who goes golfing vs the poor golf course landscaper
This is a perfect BL storyline prompt...

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ruze voice is so gentle when he says "hi octavio"
we get it, ruze. he's your favorite.

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>xbox mic
>ball jokes
WE THEM BOYS WE THEM BOYS WE THEM BOYS

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>they all got a hole in one
that felt almost magical

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Buttplug ToT

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>>75538886
Flips together strong!

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DRAGONS ARE THE MOST OPPRESSED RACE

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>>75539016
anon?

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>>75539016
anon... who do you think the two flips are

[Anonymous No.]

>>75539016
Based retard

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>>75539072
>>75539089
KEK, it said Ruze!

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>>75539016
anon what are you sniffing

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Banchou did it, he saved Ruze from the corruption~!!

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>>75539147
>>75539145

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>we're gonna be friends by the end of this
>hell yeah, if there's a hole there's a way

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Bettel's stream look so washed, how does he do it?

[Anonymous No.]

GB is a bit too good at the scalie vore mode...

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>>75539168
>>75539195
My brain associates Tavi with Jurard and auto filled

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>>75539089
There’s three now, one transitioned via filipino beam

[Anonymous No.]

This dingoose collab is kinda boring.

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe you'd get more perms if you didn't ask for 100 games at once

[Anonymous No.]

>>75539239
one phone-watcher complained about it being dark

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>>75538797
uwoh I need this now

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>>75539299
why would they do that to him?

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>>75539417
just raise the brightness of the screen

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Octavio's giggles while being chased are so cute ToT

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>"you have a nice dwagon~"

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>Shinri wanted to leave the fences broken just like his chairmat and all the old stuff he owns

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>>75538886
Ruze hugs him softly while Octavio talks about touching balls

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kek

[Anonymous No.]

Gibby really is the most fun when he's with his boys

[Anonymous No.]

apple banana cherry…

[Anonymous No.]

ARMIS BROTHERHOOD LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

Barney and Friends

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GB IS SMURFING~!!

[Anonymous No.]

This collab fills me with joy and happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

GB is spreading STDs...

[Anonymous No.]

I love my husband GB, he’s having so much fun!

[Anonymous No.]

GB keeps cheating...

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>>75540554
i forgive him, it's funny

[Anonymous No.]

God, those sound effects

[Anonymous No.]

Is Axel cooking?

[Anonymous No.]

Lol, that one would be so funny with more people

[Anonymous No.]

I want zombie Ruze to infect me too..

[Anonymous No.]

>Virus with Tempus
yes, please, play with your lazy senpais

[Anonymous No.]

>>75540745
They’re both burning at the edges

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kek ruze wtf are those noises

[Anonymous No.]

Jurard is so full of diseases...

[Anonymous No.]

"Goldbullet and Ruze should play something competitive together" and other streams that'll never happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75540144
RABU FOREVER

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>>75541398
They'll play it, but they'll be on the same team as Flayon and Hakka

[Anonymous No.]

Ruze LOVES watermelons~

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Ruze and Jurard moaning about fruit together...

[Anonymous No.]

>gibby sweaty melon hoarder

[Anonymous No.]

SWEATY MELON WHORES

[Anonymous No.]

>Gibby's really good at hoarding watermelons
He really is a brotha

[Anonymous No.]

Milktavio...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75541471
The senpais really insist on being their ball and chain with their skill issues..

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>fellas before melons, if you know what I mean

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Lactavio...

[Anonymous No.]

he's so cute

[Anonymous No.]

Watching this game makes my bladder feel weird. Platformers make me queasy...

[Anonymous No.]

He's in

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>gibby says jurard's gonna love the next game
>it's dinosaurs vs. haunters
I see you, Gibby. I know what you are.

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>"Can I be a dinoman?"
>"We are pack hunters!"
They are going to mate~

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[Anonymous No.]

DINOSAURS VS GUNS~!!

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>YOU'RE WHITE

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>>75543784
Gibby's denying the allegations

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Aniki is soloing

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Turns out Ruze and Jurard just sucks lmao

[Anonymous No.]

SHINRI NO!!! Those bunnies are gonna fuck the chickens

[Anonymous No.]

>>75543436
I fucking love this artist so much

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>>75543998
Nah, they're still winning by a lot even with Jurard's shit aim, there's no way this is fair for whoever plays the dino side

[Anonymous No.]

are any of you watching dingoose?

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GRORIOUS NIPPON STEEL

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>>75544740
no, I'm watching shinri buy way too many rabbits and rant about fries & mayo. I'll catch the vod if people say the collab was good though

[Anonymous No.]

Octavio's stupid milk carton running with a gun is cracking me up

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>>75544740
I wanted to but my oshi is on the telly so I'll just watch the VOD

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>>75544740
Axel has the braincell

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Jurard inting as support for Ruze oh my GOD

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>Jurard yelling "Ruze, you have to kill me! You have to kill Gibby~!!"
Hot.

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THEY DID IT

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>"I chainsawed my own balls"

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Shit teamwork and communication, but loyal as dogs. Truly, representatives of guild Tempus.

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>>75544740
no. i haven't forgiven bettel yet.

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>>75544740
yeah, I like seeing Aniki being smart. I hope he makes a comeback to Portal 2 someday

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LMAO, the three of them worked so hard to deny GB that win

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>>75544740
No, the Armis collab is fun and Shinri muttering in the background is a mood.

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>"Come here, Jurard! Hold still"
>*ruze grunts*
It's a different experience just listening to the stream

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the collab fire has been lit in axel

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NOT KARIO MART~

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>Octavio drives by standing in a t-pose on his fucking car
kek

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Dingoose collab love. They didn’t burn too many braincells, both enjoyed themself, Axel got bigbrained moments, final puzzle was fun.

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chivalry 2 with tempus does sound kino

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>>75545499
>apologetically raiding shinri because he gave them tech support
>no stream tomorrow
>he’s on a Bettel Break
>gonna hit next week hard!

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OCTAVIO

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>>75545690
>>75545883
my sides

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>>75545883
and he still got 2nd

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possible project winter collab, axel sent out the invites

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>Cornelius

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>axel gonna get some drinks and do bunny garden late tonight
>raided ruze pov

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Ruze x Jurard We Were Here when?

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>"Sorry that I can't spend money on you this month."
Are these people devoid of shame?

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CORNELIUS SO CUTE~

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>>75546181
that's the same who's been talking about the girls non-stop completely unprompted in chat. idk if it's a kid or if they just cannot read the room

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CORNELIUS!!

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>>75545749
I want to watch that last run-through with both POVs up.

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MATCHING CORNELIUS MOUNTS~

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>pink dragon get at the same time
THEY ARE

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>Get redirected into Shinri
>Type in chat, enjoying the vibes
>Notice I have a shiny white koi badge
>Tf
>Check membership status
>Someone has been gifting me membership for 12 months straight and I haven't paid for it a single time
I feel kinda bad kek. I'm not the biggest Shinri fan, but I do own a koi plush and enjoy the chill streams, I feel like I'm just freeloading at this point

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this looks a lot like the guild hall

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>>75546585
The generosity of some of the kois fueled me for a good eight months at one point. Don't feel bad. Enjoy the pond for as long as you can.

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holy shit he's right

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>>75546585
this you?

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Gibby and Shinri at the same time AAAAAAAA

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>>75546585
this but with altare and axel, I've been gifted with them since they first opened menshi

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>>75546585
At one point, I had gifted for 8/10 boys. As long as you're enjoying it, the gifters are probably happy.

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BOYS COOKING FOR NEXT WEEK

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JUST SPILL IT ALREADY AIIEEEEEEE

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>should we talk about next week?
>all of them have one secret thing planned for next week
half anni finally going well for a unit?

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RATE THE COLLAB(S)

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>>75546335
CORNELIUS CUTE

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>almost at the six month mark
>ruze still doesn't mute to thank superchats/memberships during collabs
my least favorite idol (unironic)

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>>75547327
THEY THEM BOYS/10

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>>75546585
pay it forward and gift back when you have some extra. only if you want to, of course.

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>>75547327
>BROTHERS IN ARMIS/10

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>>75547327
max trust/10

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>>75547427
armis never learned to do that. the other boys and most armada don't seem to mind. they even make it a competition sometimes.

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>>75547327
RUZEREX DINO SEX/10

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>>75547327
tavi giggles/10

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>>75547728
I want to squeeze him

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shinri has a favorite thunder.

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>>75547327
CORNELIUS/10
MILKTAVIO/10

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>>75547866
I do too. It's the low rumbly kind that you can feel even though it's miles upon miles away and is accompanied by pleasant, but very consistent rain. I like it a lot.

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sail, my ship! SAIL!

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>Remember to buy toilet paper, a shower curtain, and a plunger when moving in to a new place.
huh. i never thought about that. thanks for the advice, shinri!

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Shinri WILL kill at some point. And he might also get away with it.

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>Will buy a really generic car so he can get away easily when he commits a crime
He scares me sometimes

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i'm relating hard ti shinri right now. car maintenance sucks

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>>75548870
I had to pay most of my check to get my brakes fixed and it was almost doubled because my audio was busted. I never used it much anyway, so there was no sense in fixing it.

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>"Remember folks, taxation is theft."
Or whatever.

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shinri please stop being depressing I'm begging you

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At least he keeps it real.

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Shinri confirming that Bettel hating his fans is NOT an act

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>>75549522
Shinri said that it's difficult to keep up an act when you stream everday, Bettel barely streams therefore it doesn't apply to him(meaning he loves us)

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>>75549724
KEK

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ruze in 5 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt6S1nN4a-M

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>>75549724
if he loved us he would stream more

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>>75549724
Y-yeah!

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>>75549871
But why, it's so late

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>>75549955
saw the art in his tag

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>>75550035
Meh

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>>75550035
Respect to the artist for one-guying(?) him into another stream.

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>>75550035
He's so quirked up.

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>>75549871
>>75550035
guess i'm not sleeping

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>>75549262
If he’s not looping about being old he’s looping about some other depressing thing

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NGL, Shinri's constant "I'm old" talk is beginning to annoy me as someone who is older than he is. Yeah, being an adult can suck, but it isn't as bad as all the fear-mongering made it out to be.

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>>75550620
I imagine being a decade older than a good majority of his coworkers, plus being on social media constantly, is making him feel a lot older than he would if he was anything other than a vtuber. The dad gimmick certainly doesn't help
I do wish he'd ease up on it a little.

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>>75550620
I agree, almost desperately. Like, he's only been able to drive (legally) for half of his life. He can do a whole lot more than he thinks. But out of risk of becoming annoying and akin to his chat in terms of the levels of concern I would be exhibiting, I will keep my mouth shut.

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>>75550620
This could be fixed with gay sex.

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>>75551018
>Implying that didn't happen while the Xenokunians vacationed in Indonesia

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>>75551122
it obviously didn't as shinri isn't fixed
probably because hakka's a woman and all

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>>75550620
Who cares about you nigga, go back to your sleep Tutankhamon

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I think playing cozy games are to his detriment. It lets his mind wander too much and then he’s fixating on cozy game cornerstones like having a home and spouse and shit and how he can’t have that irl

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>>75550973
>Like, he's only been able to drive (legally) for half of his life
burgerlander brain

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>>75551386
So what I'm hearing is that they need to somehow acquire perms for games.

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>>75550620
This is why we need more talents in their early 20s, they don’t need to worry over bills yet and still have enough leftover chuuni in the brain for the kayfabe

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I think that what Shinri really needs is to find the truth about Peter Piper's picked peppers

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>>75551221
Kek you got me there

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>>75551420
Burgerland has some good points but other than those it’s fuckin hell unless you’re rich or comfortable living paycheck to paycheck and that’s not even counting the amount of debt shinris probably with his now two worthless degrees

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what if instead of playing games shinri gave a two hour lecture on deepthroating cock

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>>75551480
Nah, they can’t zatsu. Unless they’re outgoing like Axel they’re shut-ins who don’t have any interesting experiences to talk about. Accelerate the 30yos with job experience

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>>75551567
That'd be so unhinged and chaotic

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>>75551441
Focus on your stream Shinri

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>>75550964
>decade older than a good majority of his coworkers
I'd wager that this plays a big part of it. Regularly interacting with people 4-10 years older than you gives you a much more realistic view of how it all plays out. Meanwhile, Shinri...

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>>75551643
jutard is great at zatsu or yapping about random shits in general

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>>75551735
Jurard is also outgoing like Axel.