/MANS/ - Holostars EN General

[Anonymous No.]

(You) don't bake (You) get this Edition

Last thread: >>75030620
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

[Anonymous No.]

>>75080486
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

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>>75080486
AMEN
>>75080507
AMEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>75080507
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75080486
I'll take it.

[Anonymous No.]

meow

[Anonymous No.]

>>75080486
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>75080762
hissss

[Anonymous No.]

>>75080793
Purple on purple violence...

[Anonymous No.]

maestro's laughter is so adorable... he really has fun throwing everything at the wall and just making goofy little tunes

[Anonymous No.]

>>75081155
Real..

[Anonymous No.]

Bettels new setlist is so good. I kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

Never fails to amuse me how whipped people are to enjoy Bettel's cat in heat yowls

[Anonymous No.]

>>75082452
they are also yowling like cats in heat. he plays panty dropping tracks and the girlies kneel and drip for it every time

[Anonymous No.]

>>75082507
All while gushing how much he has improved kek

[Anonymous No.]

karaoke-anon if you're here i need Hakka's 'Gasolina'

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any Gavis Bettel doubters here?

[Anonymous No.]

Catching up on the Zelda VOD I missed today, and this title...sasuga leader...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75083065
I'm away from my desktop, but try making a search of the archives (warosu or palanq) with "Archive of Hakka's unarchived karaoke" as takobro always starts his posts like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>75080507
Amen. Jester cuddles and violent rape

[Anonymous No.]

I love my sweet and kind husband!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75080507
Amen

I'm not a fan of rage games but I actually want Flay to play the Sisyphus game

[Anonymous No.]

>>75083065
its on youtube

[Anonymous No.]

so what do (You) guys do during dead hours? I'm watching old streams, I need my nostalgia hit

[Anonymous No.]

>>75084475
playing the new yakuza

[Anonymous No.]

>>75084241
it's not showing up for me on yt
but that anon should at least ask nicely if he wants to be spoonfed that badly

[Anonymous No.]

>>75084475
Playing my gacha games

[Anonymous No.]

>>75084555
oh i guess its deleted now

[Anonymous No.]

>>75084475
Usual weeaboo kind of shit. Watching the JPs, vidya, manga, VNs, drawing
Currently watching Rikka's singing tournament

[Anonymous No.]

>>75082452
youve never been in love with an emo boy. its ok to admit that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75084475
I missed Axel's Bunny Garden so I'm watching that, I wonder if he got a semi during the twister

[Anonymous No.]

>>75084475
Team Fortress 2

[Anonymous No.]

goddamit octavio is going so hard on this meme song

[Anonymous No.]

>>75084475
i work

[Anonymous No.]

>>75085414
It might be a meme for you but it’s a full feast FOR ME

[Anonymous No.]

rare ruzavio food and tavi has a pussy... it's so difficult to find actual yaoi these days
https://litter.catbox.moe/3tfkzj.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Sorawrity have a chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>75086122
do they actually yume for that man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75086336
Do ryona fantasies count as yume

[Anonymous No.]

>>75086336
yes, unironically. jurard is a hardworking man who takes his job seriously and would be a great partner for only me. i can't wait for his divorce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75086122
Dude got Iofi and Ollie, I can't even be mad at him, I would do the same

[Anonymous No.]

>>75080486
>>75080486
are me and that other anon the only people who know how to bake? every time a thread dies during sea hours we get nothing for half an hour and then this shit
it really isn't that hard

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so sad that I have to downgrade a tier.... I'll come back to support you more again leader, i promise ueueue

[Anonymous No.]

>>75086812
Remember when we got doxxing in OP for like two or three threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75086812
be quiet slave

[Anonymous No.]

>>75086812
I bake at times but recently there was no need so I've gotten lazy kek, I'll try to pick up the slack

[Anonymous No.]

>>75086812
i'm still figuring out how to I'M SORRY TT

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>>75086812
I used to bake last year pre-graduation era but too lazy to do so nowadays cause for some reason there's the stupid rule of using whoever's live as OP (I usually just bake with my oshis as OP). Armis sisters really gotta stop slacking desu

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>>75086812
I used to bake but I kinda lost my passion so I stopped doing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>75087026
If you made this post you can make a thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>75087105
idk how soundposts work

[Anonymous No.]

>>75087044
It's not a rule but it makes it a bit easier to balance who ends up in the op pic, otherwise it would just be one or two boys most of the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>75087183
Save the image with its exact filename and post it. Soundposts are just than regular posts formatted for an extension to read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75085797
>octopussy and big dick ruze
ToT designed just for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>75086957
kek really? when was that? I came in with Armis and learned how to bake in January because we kept getting threads like this one here
>>75087044
I wouldn't say it's a rule, more like a nice thing to do and to make sure it's not always the same people used as OP.
I keep the art tags bookmarked so I can always get new-ish art whenever there needs a new thread, but it's not necessary. Just use a good pic you have on hand
>>75087061
understandable

[Anonymous No.]

>>75087507
>>/vt/?task=search&ghost=false&search_text=OmnibusXIII

[Anonymous No.]

>>75087269
Thank you! I'll try to bake next time TT

[Anonymous No.]

>>75087573
I thought it would be Bettel drawn a certain way used as OP, not an actual doxx. How did this stay up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75087785
People just don't read the op, I know I don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>75080762
>>75080793
What are these cats called? I need more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75087785
Info in the OP acts as though its for a first timer just discovering stars, anybody who's visited one thread and knows the talent ignores that shit. It could be just a link to last thread and the template pastebin and do the same job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75088132
They're called Leecher and Lazy, also known as the L brothers

[Anonymous No.]

>>75088198
and what is this one called?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75088258
Love

[Anonymous No.]

>>75088258
Flaky

[Anonymous No.]

>>75088300
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>75088258
zero. because there's nothing going on in his stupid little head

[Anonymous No.]

>>75088258
This was supposed to be the Lazy, didn't realize the other one was actually the Quitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>75088198
I meant the actual cat template, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75088258
Forgotten

[Anonymous No.]

what is this one called?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75088490
the ppapper

[Anonymous No.]

>>75088386
I know Ruze has 8 as eyes because of ruzaders but ruzetavio REAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>75088490
PERFECTION

[Anonymous No.]

>>75088538
You know that ruzaders have 4 eyes because of Ruze's own mask, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75088258
Cotton Candy Kiss Recipient

[Anonymous No.]

>>75088538
xenokunians real
polyarmis real

[Anonymous No.]

>>75088640
Ah right, somehow I didn't think of that being the reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>75088490
Punching bag

[Anonymous No.]

i hope heavenly bodies collab happens next week

[Anonymous No.]

>>75088796
kys collabbeggar

[Anonymous No.]

>>75088884

[Anonymous No.]

>>75088727
there is no polyarmis. only juruzavio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75088796
not of our concern

[Anonymous No.]

i'd lick altare's base

[Anonymous No.]

Literally built for raping in my basement. Preferably while either his brother or his doppleganger watches

[Anonymous No.]

>>75089503
I actually can't tell is this is sarcasm or if you guys don't realize it was a Tavi Ruze collab that got canned last week

[Anonymous No.]

>>75089807
>watches
why not rape both

[Anonymous No.]

>Ruze collab with Porcelain Maid at 5pm
>Night stream moved to 10pm

[Anonymous No.]

>>75090376
I'm only a novice rapist, I can only do one at a time

[Anonymous No.]

>>75090463
Speaking of the guy, I stumbled on one of his handcam streams the other day and he has super cool thematically accurate gloves

[Anonymous No.]

>>75090854
fair

[Anonymous No.]

>>75090463
Did Ruze say what they were doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75091403
They're doing a collab

[Anonymous No.]

Man imagine if Bettel could bag an outside collab partner that was as funny as Jowol instead of faggots like Kuro and Shto

[Anonymous No.]

gibby moth3r telly btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C91IScnonek

[Anonymous No.]

>>75091069

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>>75091653
Kek. I would really bust my ass off laughing if Bettel compiles all of these and showcases it in a future stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>75091611
ah shit i haven't even got my breakfast yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>75091723
if that happens and he demands who made it, well.....I'm Spartacus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75091723
Can't show IPs they don't have perms for

[Anonymous No.]

>>75091839
I am also Spartacus

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>>75091723
>Bettel holds an art competition
>The theme is "What would you do to Gavis Bettel?"
>The majority of the fanwork is various types of torture and very few are normal scenarios
>Bettel gets significantly nervous as he continues the showcase
>After he's done, he explains that the winner will be decided by popular vote and tells Bettelion to vote for their favorite piece
>The winner ends up being a piece with the most gnarly abuse towards Bettel that end in him becoming a nugget
>With his voice whimpering Bettel announces the reward for the winner
>(You) get to recreate your art piece with Bettel

[Anonymous No.]

>>75091839
I'm spartacus

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Leader is being cute in menshi, being poor sucks

[Anonymous No.]

National Tempus Radio doko?

[Anonymous No.]

ES boys now

[Anonymous No.]

>>75091069
>>75091653
Pierce Gavis Bettel Now

[Anonymous No.]

EU boys now

[Anonymous No.]

>>75092329

[Anonymous No.]

>>75092979
holy shit I only just realised that sportacus is supposed to be a pun on spartacus..

[Anonymous No.]

>>75092979
OG Regis Altare. With Magni Dezmond as Robbie Rotten

[Anonymous No.]

>>75093077
I never knew about Spartacus as a kid so when people talked about him I always thought they were talking about a blue sport elf and was so confused kek

[Anonymous No.]

The pixel art is so charming I'm kinda sad it's not officially translated

[Anonymous No.]

>>75092730
2.0 upgrade with tongue rigging when

[Anonymous No.]

>>75093281
Do holos ever get tongue rigs? Other than Flay

[Anonymous No.]

>>75092979
not that one boomer

[Anonymous No.]

>>75088490
Kawaii~

[Anonymous No.]

>>75093310
Yeah I remember seeing a few of the first Holo gens get rigging updates along with tongue

[Anonymous No.]

Samoan boy now

[Anonymous No.]

>>75093281
3.0 is the version where they can have their tongue out. And so far none of the stars JP or EN girls have them

[Anonymous No.]

>>75089122
Then how did those twins inherit GB's alcoholism?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75093311
Excuse you

[Anonymous No.]

we need armis 2 NOW

[Anonymous No.]

Was the karaoke upside-down or is it just my player is messed up?

[Anonymous No.]

Wait THAT'S how bloodhounds sounds

[Anonymous No.]

We NEED Magni Dezmond back

[Anonymous No.]

>>75093726
No, but we need someone with similar skillset

[Anonymous No.]

KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>75093726
no we dont

[Anonymous No.]

>>75093726
bring back the model with a different voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>75093726
no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75093420
they stuck a soju bottle in jutard

[Anonymous No.]

>>75088386

[Anonymous No.]

>>75093911
It could work, it's just a clone with different voice. But it would have to be someone that was familiar with his streams and can draw

[Anonymous No.]

>>75088386
full group!

[Anonymous No.]

>>75094067
Stay in your dead tread.

[Anonymous No.]

Magni was close to perfect and you're just mad at that because your oshi is worse

[Anonymous No.]

VG 3D next week right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75094144
Maybe, its wierd its taking so long

[Anonymous No.]

>>75094138
He was perfect for me but I don't want to be hurt like that again

[Anonymous No.]

>>75094138
the perfect quitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>75094144
Hakka deserves ryona for saying that "something reaaaally cool is coming" and to "keep an eye on the official account" yet nothing's happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>75094366
it's not Hakka's fault, the company probably just quit the 3D

[Anonymous No.]

>>75094138
that's just your nostalgia talking. outside his special skits and drawing streams, he was just okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75094418
i personally blame bettel, he is always dragging everyone down

[Anonymous No.]

>>75094366
they're timing the 3d after stars jp's 5th anni

[Anonymous No.]

>>75094366
He was ryona'ed by gorimane to say that, please don't add his suffering...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75094366
they should just announce it already otherwise, don't not tease at all. waiting for something for too long kills the hype

[Anonymous No.]

>>75094418
the severe case of blue balls is entirely caused by hakka running his mouth, I do blame him

[Anonymous No.]

>>75094144
It has to be in May. Bettel talking about being super busy with jester duties and not having prepared anything special for his birthday in the same breath makes me think both dates are close to each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75094616
Dude that every special event for him though

[Anonymous No.]

hakka should get turned into a nugget

[Anonymous No.]

That barking attack is so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>75094418
it's hakka's fault. vg 3d was supposed to happen in late March/early April but he got super sick and they had to reschedule. unfortunately, the other company also announced 3d debuts in the latter half of April so vg3d got delayed even more. no, i will not take my meds.

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>>75094471
>>75094588
>>75094972
that was a magni jab

[Anonymous No.]

>>75095063
who?

[Anonymous No.]

We forgive Magni Dezmond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75095153
idk the voices just told me to say it

[Anonymous No.]

>I miss my wife
Me too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75095278
Why would we

[Anonymous No.]

>>75095278
no.

[Anonymous No.]

His wife? me

[Anonymous No.]

>>75095518
How is life when you're married to a gay man?

[Anonymous No.]

Love him or hate him, Magni Dezmond taught me about putting cheese in rice and I will be forever thankful to him for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>75095553
He’s frying pansexual and insists on being the dominant alpha, so I win either way

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gibby playing the fan translation on the side? I find it hard to believe that he is completely making stuff up for the dialog and somehow understanding the story.

[Anonymous No.]

Raise a little nigga that will break you out of prison

[Anonymous No.]

>>75095781
Isn't he a submissive omega though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75095795
He claimed it is his favorite RPG of all time so yeah, he has to have played it a few times with the fantranslation but for now I believe that he's just going with the JP version anyway because he knows what to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>75095781
With how zesty he is, there's no way he's really an alpha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75095795
He played the game before but he could also be paraphrasing the fan translation

[Anonymous No.]

>>75095970
He really tries to convey himself to be a big strong man that can take care of a lady, remember his bdms results? KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>75096024
I can believe he could take care of a lady, I just think he's likely to get reverse mating pressed the moment the lights go out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75095958
>>75095980
Interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>75096162
I'd peg him

[Anonymous No.]

>>75096454
he probably has that nikocadoavocado asshole

[Anonymous No.]

>>75096532
I'm not gay to know what that looks like but whatever suits your fantasies

[Anonymous No.]

>>75096686
It was a meme at one point, you're lucky not to have seen it

[Anonymous No.]

>>75096686

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>>75096783
That's a lovely house but I'm not sure how it's relevant to the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>they still think that the 3D streams are done live

[Anonymous No.]

>>75097890
>he hasn't watched any 3D streams

[Anonymous No.]

>octavio vaguepost
>try to find context
>it's just that enna replied to him
This fucking guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>75095781
there's no way he's pansexual. he's super gay. gayer than any gay man has ever been.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75098185
octavio could have been perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>75098819
Yeah I'm not really buying it either, but if bubbies insist then let them life in their delusion kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>75097890
>anon doesn't watch holopro 3Ds

[Anonymous No.]

The mark of shame...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75098819
He is constantly lusting after women and even has talked about having girlfriends in the past, if you don't believe him you just don't watch him.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/DanasauurM/status/1786704390008774709

[Anonymous No.]

>>75099094
Yes, it's very difficult to pretend such things

[Anonymous No.]

>>75099284
so you don't watch him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75098819
has he ever actually talked about dating men

[Anonymous No.]

>>75099094
you okay, bubby? are you really doing this here? in /mans/? where we believe hakka is a woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75099112
SEXO WITH PLUSHIE FLAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>75099381
for people here, a bi/pan dude is just a gay man pretending to like women. We've had this discussion multiple times

[Anonymous No.]

>>75099473
But Hakka IS a woman
And Gibby DOES fuck kitchenware

[Anonymous No.]

>>75098185
yikes

[Anonymous No.]

>>75099381
Why do you defend him do vehemently? It's okay to yume for a gay man, it's not any more delulu than yumeing in the first place

[Anonymous No.]

>>75099686
Wrong I will fuck my oshi and I will marry him and we'll love happily ever after

[Anonymous No.]

>>75099632
gibby can beat my eggs
i'll let him pound my meat as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>75099686
I defend him because I actually watch him (unlike you)

[Anonymous No.]

bubbies are no fun

[Anonymous No.]

bubbies are ugly gorillas

[Anonymous No.]

>>75099969
no one watches him

[Anonymous No.]

Goldie shaves his legs more frequently than I do...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75099969
better learn to roll with the punches or you won't have any fun in here, little bubbie

[Anonymous No.]

Is there fanart of bubbies used as a fanrep mascot, like multiple hanging out with Gibby

[Anonymous No.]

>>75100102
man draws himself with scruff even though his model is clean shaven, no way he actually shaves

[Anonymous No.]

what's with this thread's hateboner for gibby

[Anonymous No.]

>>75100123
I've definitely seen some but finding it is another problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>75100119
But it's fun to watch someone go in circles about something they obviously don't know a thing about...

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/o_8Wr8U_W8s
https://youtu.be/o_8Wr8U_W8s
https://youtu.be/o_8Wr8U_W8s

[Anonymous No.]

>>75100271
You thought the racism thing was just a joke?

[Anonymous No.]

>Brujah
Axel, Ruze
>Malkavian
Flayon, Shinri
>Ventrue
Altare, Jurard
>Toreador
Gibby, Hakka, Bettel
>Tremere
Octavio

[Anonymous No.]

>>75100506
did he say if it would be archived?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75100360
everyone knows about his grooming episodes

[Anonymous No.]

I took a shower and thought of (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>75100271
i don't think it's hate to state the obvious kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>75100271
rite of passage. all the boys go through it until they produce actual kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>75100712
kimoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>75100795
Jurard...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75100849
Somehow Jutard got a bunch of yumes wrapped around his finger, Idk how

[Anonymous No.]

>>75100271
>changes game for one trauma-dumping bubby
>starts stream early for them
>disregard everyone else
Gee I wonder why he's not popular in here

[Anonymous No.]

>>75100631
Axel should be Gangrel

[Anonymous No.]

>>75094138
Considering my oshi didn't fuck over his entire branch, pushed forward, and proved he wasn't a piece of shit, nah. Nice try though, have fun with your menhera quitter~

[Anonymous No.]

>>75100712
go to sleep, axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>75101009
It was way more than one bubby crying to him btw
Shitty behavior on their part but I'm not going to shit on gibby for trying to be nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>75100849
except him. he exists to be abused. that's his kino

[Anonymous No.]

>>75101073
>Considering my oshi didn't fuck over his entire branch
Only three boys have done this (all of them bottoms)

[Anonymous No.]

This loop somehow reminded me of something, could the koi that complained yesterday about raiding axel be one of the scorched ones that tried to cancel him for suicide jokes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>75101220
probably. but we dont single out chatters here

[Anonymous No.]

>>75101220
nah that was a different one. Same breed of annoying af though

[Anonymous No.]

>>75101220
Kois really hate Axel huh. Don't they realize their oshi is just as deranged

[Anonymous No.]

>>75101210
my oshi only fucks (rapes) his entire branch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75101312
a handful of very specific kois that cling to the idea of comfy koidad uwu from his first couple of weeks and freak out any time he deviates from that, maybe. They aren't a majority

[Anonymous No.]

>>75101210
So the way to protect StarsEN is to correct the breedable and submissive boys

[Anonymous No.]

>>75099473
>we
Hakka has a penis, anon. Not everyone buys your propaganda

[Anonymous No.]

>>75101491
Jurard... Gibby...

[Anonymous No.]

>>75100942
He makes me laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>75101555
that's just an oversized clitoris. don't let hakka fool you

[Anonymous No.]

>>75100942
the heartbeat asmr does wonders

[Anonymous No.]

>>75101491
You'd think Magni was broken in but he still fucked up

[Anonymous No.]

Mama...
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1786823767295234309

[Anonymous No.]

>>75101752
i blame bettel. magni thought he still had a chance at topping when bettel debuted

[Anonymous No.]

>>75101200
And I need him to be abused MORE. Preferably in a group setting. Need more of him whimpering while calling himself a little baby boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>75101887
his body is reverting back to PDT

[Anonymous No.]

>>75101887
the thought of going back to his shithole is keeping him up

[Anonymous No.]

>>75101887
this was 5 hours ago btw

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>>75102092
That's not really insomnia then, just a badly timed nap

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>>75102546
he didn't get any sleep at all the night before that menshi, it's tied to his insomnia

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romantic sex with /pol/mite

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>>75101210
Altare only has time to rape so many boys at once, please understand

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>>75103264

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>>75096783
...

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>>75099112
Plushie Magni!

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>>75099575
BI PEOPLE AR REAL!!!!!

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>>75103641
As fake as vg's 3d debuts sorry

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The Ruze collab will be something called Porcelain Parlor, wasn't that just a zatsu stream?

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>>75103641
No they don't.

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>>75097890
aren't they mixed with live segments interspersed with recorded parts?

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>>75104149
Basically. I think it's just what he calls one-on-one talks with guests.

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>>75104149
When's that happening?

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>>75105398
5pm est

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>>75105507
Oh.. guess I'll miss it, I wanna take a nap

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>>75105577
Disgusting

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>>75105577
I hate women

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>>75105577
I love massive tits

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>>75105577
I like the design and how it incorporates patterns of Bettel's outfit but I can't accept anything other than pathetically flat

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>>75106435
we can't have so many flatties in genderbend vg, we need balance

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>>75105577
how do people look at bettel and think "yeah his genderbend should have humongous tits, childbearing hips and the fattest ass"

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>>75105577
This is first genderbend I hate

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>>75106600
Shinri has enough boob for all of them

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>>75106648
It's the only thing Bettel is good for

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>>75106600
Shirley is the only one allowed to have massive tits

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>>75106600
You've got Shinri, and Flayon deserves oppailolification

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>>75106798
No

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>>75106798
Oppai loli Flay ToT

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>>75106817
Yes
Everyone who meets him is already astounded at the size of his chest so it fits

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>>75101149
>be nice
more like bending down like a bitch ass faggot for 5 people so he can look nice on xitter
zoomers need to learn that they can just not consume certain media if they don't like it or aren't in the right mood for it
the world doesn't revolve around those people

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>>75105577
I agree with that one anon that said he should have fake tits like that clown girl from ace attorney

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>>75106892
He has bony chest what are you on about

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>>75107038
>doesn't watch streams

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>>75106892
kek they were astounded his diamond nipples not his chest

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>>75106775
>Cleavage
fake and gay this isn't my shinri

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>>75107174
So are we going to talk about Axel like he doesn't have blond hair too?

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>>75107183
Wasn't that Shinri?

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>>75106648
They need to come up with a reason men would spend money on him.

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the worlds would be a happier place if I could fuck Regist Altare in the ass

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>>75105577
i respect this artist's drive to pump out horny shit constantly

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>>75107770
Unfortunately it'll never happen

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>>75107770
I fuck him in the ass every day yet the world is still an unhappy place

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>>75108011
Maybe if you let him fuck you in the ass the effect will reverse and the world will be a happy place? Time to lube up anon

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>>75108274
I'm not falling for that one again fuck off

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>>75108556
>Again

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Ruze soon

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>>75106978
Why stop at the tits? Why not give her ass balloons that absolutely don't match with her stick thighs?

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Was Ruze sure it was today, because maid man's not live

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>>75109597
it's on Jowol's schedule and he changed the stream title, they're just a little late

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>>75109740
nyaruhodo, for the last stars collabs he did I saw he one of those guys who goes live before the collab even starts and talks with his chat so I thought the date might've been wrong.

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>>75109936
The scrabble one? The official time was 7PM, right? The handful of Twitch vtubers I watch seem like they'll start at their usual time to yap until collabs official start. 5PM seems to be Jowol's typical start time for himself.

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>>75109936
he does that before games, but this is essentially still a zatsu. Anyway:

RUZE ON THE PORCELAIN PARLOR TELLY
https://www.twitch.tv/porcelainmaid
https://www.twitch.tv/porcelainmaid

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Ruze isn't even in the guild kek

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tempus got sick of the stripper requests, so they forwarded it to armis....

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Jurard sold Ruze as a stripper...

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Axel would be a great male stripper

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Is Armis the baddies?

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the tempus slander

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Tempus is the lazy fuck guild...

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>>75110537
Tempus is Good Guy Guild but are actual villains, Armis is a Bad Boy Band that is full of softies

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It gets steamy on page seven...

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>Choose your own stripper adventure

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ARMIS is the DLC pack - for only $2.99, you can get Ruze stripping!

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>>75110884
How much to have him fuck Octavio

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>Jurard doesn't pay Armis
>Jurard doesn't give a 401k
Brehs...

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>>75111136
the dinussy is just THAT good

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>Ruze is HR
NO

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>Zephyr is ARMIS HR
>Ruze beat the shit out of Jurard for a coffee machine

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>>75111136
You think Jurard knows what a 401k is?

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They're unionizing while you're asleep dinoman...

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>>75111136
Jurard pays them in sex and "exposure"

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Ruze should be glad that he's getting called a nerd instead of a normie

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>>75111456
Who in their right mind would take sex with Jurard as a payment

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>hasn't punched the wall out of gamer rage
That oshi mark is a LIE

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>>75111613
Yeah, right? Lmao imagine

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>>75111613
Things are rough out there in the badlands.

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>do you want league of legends players out there in society?

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>a LoL therapy club
I know some likely candidates.

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There is NOTHING wrong with sameface

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>>75111613
ME

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>>75111613
Still better than using Gibby's loose hole or Tavi's onahole attachment

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YEAH WHY DOES FFXIV ONLY HAVE LIKE FUCKING FIVE FACE OPTIONS ANYWAY

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>>75111797
Liking League so much is easily one of Axel's worst qualities.

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>>75111929
But imagine the possibilities with the customization of different attachments

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>>75111933
Everyone uses the same hairstyles, which I argue makes it even worse than the same face makeup.

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>>75112227
People should just not use the same one then, there are plenty of hairstyles

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>homestuck mention

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>Ruze defends Octavio
Cute

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HOMESTUCK CHADS WE'RE SO BACK

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AIEEE DOLL RACISM
>>75112308
You say that, but you'll have to rip the PVP hairstyle of the catboys' cold, dead hands.

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>Ruze would bully John
Based

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HOLY TITS

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Ruze's hands always being clenched make him look like he's in a permanent state of "don't talk to me or my axe ever again"

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ARMIS is getting arrested for tax evasion.

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>"Everyone's my enemy, in this world and the next" - Crimzon Ruze, 2024

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>>75113139
His legs are so goofy.

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hey

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these dudes are LOUD

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Watching shortform content is cancer, it really eats so much time

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there were fanfics on Deviantart?

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Ruze's first costumer

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>>75113486
I used to read akatsuki fanfiction on deviantart before I found ff.net

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>ogre is male equivalent of hag
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