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49862373 No.49862373 [Reply] [Original]

I don't want to alarm you guys but doing calculations i came to the conclusion that the reason of her hiatus is unironically pregnancy.
Gura was pregnant and now she is a mother.
Which one of you is the dad?

>> No.49862844

I want to eat her baby.

>> No.49863252

>>49862373
so she did get pregnant at the rager

>> No.49863330

>>49862373
i am that baby

>> No.49863392

>>49862373
forsen

>> No.49863527

>>49863252
Doesn't match up. She'd be at 9 months during 4th FES. There ain't no way a 9 month pregnant woman is travelling to do choregraph dancing at a major event like that. And no way a new mother is gonna leave her child's side those first few months. You get leave for that.

Chances are, her 'break' in December was to have birth, she had 2-3 months with the chid, and had her parents care for the child while she was training for 4th FES.

>> No.49863598

>>49863252
Yeah, my rock hard rager

>> No.49864259

>>49862373
lay out the timeline

>> No.49864361

>>49862373
>>49863252
her decline in streamed hours has been gradual ever since debut hasn't it? I know I saw a graph recently

>> No.49864463

>>49862373
Mori is the dad.

>> No.49864540

Shes actually getting surgery bc she is turning trannie

>> No.49864810

>>49862373
>Calli is busy as fuck recording and still streams
>Ina is busy as fuck with her art side gig and still streams

It's either that or she's dragging her feet sana style waiting for her contract to expire.

>> No.49865060

>>49863527
Its her western side kicking in and getting tired of what she's doing.

The only reason she still stays is because, why not, she gets to hang around with the others and do these type of things while still getting paid.

>> No.49865204

>>49864810
She’s laughing at you right now and I’m all for it.

>> No.49865332
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>>49862373
I doubt it, but good for her. At least she won't end up a sad cat lady.

>> No.49865480

>>49862373
what if she's actually working on a fuck ton of stuff for garglon

>> No.49866442

>>49865480
That is just chumkek cope
every holo work hard and even more than her and still streams

>> No.49866733

>>49865480
>garglon
she can garglon my cock.

>> No.49866757

>>49866733
what the fuck does that mean

>> No.49867041

Wait you guys actually believe that?

>> No.49867096

>>49862373
none of the chumcucks

>> No.49867126

>>49862373
I want to be her child

>> No.49867146

>>49862373
What did Mori do now, Cuckbeat?

>> No.49867190

>>49863527
i meal for sake of argument
lets say she did able to do so
there maybe premature birth?

>> No.49867200

>>49867041
if you think about it, it actually makes sense
nobody knows so any rrat can be true

>> No.49867293

>>49862373
It's a virgin birth. Gura has given birth to vtuber cunny Jesus

>> No.49867442

>>49867200
Idk, is pregnancy the only thing which could take a lot of time?

>> No.49867532

>>49862373
Mori's brother. Not even joking.

>> No.49867677

>>49867293
wait is this why she was teaching us about shark eggs

>> No.49867697
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49867697

>>49862373
Clearly it was this man. Have you seen what he looks like? Girls eat that shit up.

>> No.49867843

>>49865204
Hard to tell since she's fucking gone.

>> No.49867901

>>49862373
Gura is unironically living the real Osho No Ko life.

>> No.49868039

>>49863527
That still leaves a few months of aftercare which is, best case, going to last as long as it would with a fully developed child, and probably longer because early births usually bring health risks.

>> No.49868155

>>49867442
that or serious operation maybe took 3 month to completely heal but need something like broken bone or something.

>> No.49868327

>>49867442
There's just not much else that would make sense when taken in context of everything else she's done this year.

She has no issues with Company sponsored stuff or collabs, so she's not really sick or injured. Which means something else is taking up all her time.

I mean, you COULD go with the assumption that she's just done with Hololive entirely, but it's more likely that she's had a child and is taking care of it. Everything lines up.

>> No.49868396

>>49868327
Then there is how she acted like a year ago or so. During 2022 Valentines and around that time she was horny as fuck. Like, absolutely flirting and teasing chat like she was hungry for cock. Fast forward half a year and that's all but disappeared, as if she'd gotten that cock.

>> No.49868580

>>49868327
So do breasts grow bigger after pregnancy? Maybe it was all a ploy to finally become boing boing

>> No.49868682

>>49863527
Cover may have hired a skinwalker to dance in her place, and Gura only did the dubbing.

>> No.49868724

Alright, tell me what stream Gura showed the first signs of being pregnant.

>> No.49869126

>>49868724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBK0gKW61NU

>> No.49869972

>>49868396
Gura was always a degenerate coomer addicted to masturbation, so it makes sense that she would eventually want real cock I guess

>> No.49870111

>>49868327
Yeah okay, there’s not much else that would generally take months of a young woman’s time from work, but maybe she was just helping her family or friends with some projects irl? Maybe some other job or higher education for future proofing? I really have no idea, it just seems like there could be a million explanations and I don’t really see Gura is the type of woman currently that wants a child, though admittedly it’s kinda hard to get a read on her, being the most reserved and mysterious of EN

>> No.49870325

>>49862373
I will not participate in your cuck fantasy

>> No.49870406

>>49870325
but you just did

>> No.49871005

>>49868724
8 Months ago. Just about time to give birth to Shion's love child.
https://youtu.be/WjnzTbHOxq8

>> No.49871081

I kicked the baby out so I could live 24/7 in her womb instead

>> No.49871091

>49862373
>I don't want to alarm you guys but
shitty bait, no (You) for you
kys

>> No.49871314

I had to take a vacation for saying it probably wasn't pregnancy a few weeks ago. The jannies seem to want people to think its pregnancy I guess.

>> No.49872518

>>49871314
Jannies hate any mention of even vaguely rm based thoughts.

>> No.49874604

>>49866757
>gargle on my cock
anon come on now

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>>49874604
I wouldn't know anything about uhhh gargling on cock

>> No.49874978

>>49867293
Virgin birth? The fuck type drugs you on

>> No.49875152

>>49870111
Just because she may not want a child it does not means she's going to stop fucking without a condom. Gura takes birth control. She is just lazy that's all. Even in her old persona she was like this. Chumbuds are lucky she even streams twice a month. As Senzawa she'd drop a 3 minute video every 2-3 months.

>> No.49875243

>>49874978
retard

>> No.49875270

>>49875152
gura isn't a whore like your oshi

>> No.49875522
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49875522

>>49862373
IM DA PAPPY

>> No.49875542

>>49871091
chill out brother, stop taking chuubas so seriously

>> No.49879762

>>49862373
proofs?

>> No.49881727

>>49868580
in a sense yes. but not to status of BOING.

>> No.49881788

>>49868682
so do what the ironlung did? i mean could theoretically be.

>> No.49887389

There has to be a schizo with a timeline to prove this rrat

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>> No.49888460

>>49862373
kek i havent clicked this board in six months and this idiot is still on hiatus

>> No.49888658

>>49875270
Oh really, what about that truck simulator

>> No.49891006

>>49862373
Good for her, healthy women should pass their genes.

>> No.49892129
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49892129

>>49887389

>> No.49893169

Really? It surpised me. What should I do?

>> No.49895259

>>49888460
Search through your thoughts and be honest with yourself. With what you know about EN vtubing and about Gura specifically, do you honestly think Gura streaming regularly again is a realistic possibility? An entire month where she’s streaming at least half of the days. That’s three or four streams a week, which is pretty normal for most vtubers but is somehow far too much for her.
Do you really think there’s going to be a month like that in the future?

>> No.49895789

>>49870325
I will now fantasize about you fucking my oshi

>> No.49895816

>>49875542
you have to leave

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